Arnaldo Fernandes da Silva Filho yeah well I saw that years ago in a music video called "baby monkey riding backwards on a pig" which you should totally check out
Oh, "get a horse to come" as in approach you, not in the way I was thinking. The way I was thinking of was, admittingly, way weirder, but also more impressive.
Love Spit Take. I will say that O'Brien seems like the type of guy that has never said anything without a snarky/sarcastic tone to his voice. Must be why we love'em!
I truly dislike the spit take. I tried to be reasonable but I just don't like a watching/listening to a guy that looks and sounds dead inside. Give me some new guy over this garbage.
modetallah Alright. This fuckwit is done being reasonable, Cracked. It's time to cancel The Spit Take. In fact, cancel everything. It's the only way to be sure. I have a FAMILY, dammit.
Weird topic, but still awesome. Though every time a new Spit Take episode comes out, I wonder why you've stopped playing kickass music when you've not showing the clips.
If you recently said to yourself, “The only thing that could make this day tolerable is a guy doing magic tricks while engulfed in flames,” well, you’re in luck! In fact, this whole video will make it alllll better. #itsavideomfers
Horse Yoga and stretches are actually proven to help increase mobility in horses, reduce chances of arthritis and help cut down on vet and ferrier bills. Most barns do some form of horse yoga or stretching these days :D the horses love it too
When you said "Where everyone was impressed if you could get a horse to come by whistling at it" I was terrified of the next scene and then embarrassed by my misinterpretation of that sentence.
I'm laughing so hard I owe you money! Damn I needed a good laugh! I had to pause this video several times just to laugh and come back and watch again! 😂 Thank you so very much for this post!
Mire frequent The Spit Take videos! Theyre the best. And btw you once had a video, where (among other things) a guy was trapped on a balcony of a burning building. It was filmed from across the street by some woman. Cant find it anywhere..
When I was watching #3, I was hoping he would show a scene from 'The Lone Ranger'. My dad loves that movie so he shows it to me a lot and I've enjoyed it more than I originally expected. Regardless, I think it would've been a PERFECT example for the third one they showed. Albeit, I didn't know of the example they did show during #3; but I digress.
Goes together like crispy bacon and sliced tomato. Goes together like flannel sheets and a onesie! Goes together like a high speed chase and a traffic report helicopter! Ok, I'm done.
Fun Fact: Andre The Giant was notorious for never being "shitfaced". He could drink kegs and only feel slightly dizzy. The worst he got was after a night of heavy drinking (as wrestlers did back then) he complained of not feeling so good, threw up on an oncoming taxi, said he felt better, and went back inside for more drinks.
To capture a wild pig with a monkey, you must first capture the wild monkey, then train it to not only ride the pig, but to love it enough to come back for another go, again and again, so you're not trading every monkey in for a single pig. Truly wild in every sense of the word.
This was a somewhat clever way to 'make a category' to just show off some videos everyone's seen before. I mean, the title was actually honest, at least. Maybe this editing prowess should have been used on the "Heroes that would be Villains today" video.
the number 3 is a technique for make the horse more friendly. were invented for the aborigen of argentina. also the part in spanish SAY IT. just put a damn subtitle and will get it.
Hold on, "Indian giver" isn't offensive. It's because the Europeans were always taking back land they "gave" to the natives. "sure, we'll give you all the land west of this river, forever" 15 years later "actually, we changed our minds, you gotta move 200 more miles west."
qwertzy121212 Actually most sources believe it stemmed from misunderstanding between Lewis and Clark and the Native Americans. Allegedly the Native Americans would share their stuff with the explorers but in their culture it was customary to repay a gift in kind and so they became offended when the Europeans didn't repay them for their kindness and hospitality. Therefore, they wanted their gifts back.
wait... i thought he was was the one that held all the memories of their people, and like was the only one who could see colors and had real emotions... sigh... i dont get it... i dont wanna watch the movie again.
J Jones If you insist, that's still what we call ourselves though. So unless you mean that it's offensive to people who are actually from India, i don't see it.
That bear has me beat. I’m a grown-arse Woman who flipped over trying to get into a hammock, hit the brick wall behind it, fell to the concrete below & bruised a bone in my foot on the metal frame. I’m not allowed to use it if I’m home alone because it took me a while before I could move & my family is worried I’ll die before I can call for help next time. Not allowed to use ladders either unless they’re actually listening to me describe what I’m doing while my phone’s on speaker somewhere nearby but safe from falling... me, so they can cal 000 (Australian). On the other hand I AM on all the drugs. Just all of them. I know they do dog yoga & “doga” (2 different things) & I’m genuinely impressed by this amazing display. If you REALLY want to impress me, show me yoga with cats, 1 at a time sure but more than 1 cat (every species has an idiot cousin). Jack *~sigh~* if you don’t already feel bad about yourself, then clearly you lack the capacity & I’d just be wasting my time
"How have we not made a movie about this guy showing up in the old west where everyone was impressed if you could get a horse to come by whistling at it?" Wait, WHAT? Oh THAT kind of come. Lol.
Peas and carrots, diced, go well together. Peanut butter doesn't go well with everything: try using peanut butter instead of refried beans in Texican foods like burritos and stuff from Taco Bell.
SnuggleStruggle Awww. I was hoping someone would make up another one, and it would just keep going from there. Just be thankful I didn't go with "Goes together like Game of Thrones and porn". Because that makes about the same amount of sense and you know it. But, in the hope that someone does continue this little 'goes together like.....' contest, here's my next entry to get the ball rolling, so to speak; "Goes together like Bacon and Maple Syrup."
03:02 That ain't a cowboy m8, that's a Native from South-america, a Pampa Indian from Argentina. Maybe related to the Argentinian cowboys though, the Gauchos.
last time I tried to throw a baboon, it ripped my face off, handed me back my eyes, and made me watch it eat my face like raw pizza dough. We've been happily married for 28 years now. It's a good story at parties because it explains my horrible disfigurement and how we met at the same time which leaves me more time to drink myself into a quasi pain-free stupor and ignore the nagging voice in the back of my head that says I'm trapped in a living hell. Anyhoo, better go. It doesn't like me looking at computers.
yea ik this is an old episode, but i'm pretty sure they trained the baboons to attack and ride the boars in order to wear them down so the humans could rally them up and kill them for food... maybe not the first thing i'd think of, but hey, gotta work with what ya got. and apparently they had baboons laying around XD
That's not "cowboy yoga", that's an Argentinian taming a horse in a regionally traditional, non agressive way. He makes the horse feel relaxed and earns his trust. No cowboys, no yoga.
'Cracked' video + Hershey product placement = $$$. Now that's a magical combination. Edit: By the way, please don't say 'competish'. It just sounds stupid.
It can kill a horse to have no weight on its hooves for too long. They're built to have that wait on their hooves all the time, and I can't imagine the horse was happy or comfortable with the situation. It was probably staying still has a fear response.
Hi, I'm the internet and also someone watching from 100 years in the feature. ( We have these awesome computers, who -yes, who, they are persons, they have rights etc.- can commute with the past). I like The Spit Take, because it's really funny and also the host seems to me like a 70-year old pissed off man trapped in the body of a much younger, cute guy. Maybe the reason he's pissed off. (Being cute that is and seeming like a deep person) MfG The Internet
So I think we can all agree that the hammock bear is the best thing ever
It's all down hill from there.
Arnaldo Fernandes da Silva Filho yeah well I saw that years ago in a music video called "baby monkey riding backwards on a pig" which you should totally check out
Oh, "get a horse to come" as in approach you, not in the way I was thinking. The way I was thinking of was, admittingly, way weirder, but also more impressive.
OK so I wasn't the only one XD
Yeah i thought that to
Love Spit Take. I will say that O'Brien seems like the type of guy that has never said anything without a snarky/sarcastic tone to his voice. Must be why we love'em!
I truly dislike the spit take. I tried to be reasonable but I just don't like a watching/listening to a guy that looks and sounds dead inside. Give me some new guy over this garbage.
modetallah
Alright. This fuckwit is done being reasonable, Cracked. It's time to cancel The Spit Take. In fact, cancel everything. It's the only way to be sure. I have a FAMILY, dammit.
Flun Dinger Incredible, you go from zero to butthurt a lot in life, don't ya?
modetallah
See, Cracked? Look at how hard this shitstain is trying to be reasonable. Please, Cracked, cancel it, before it's too late!
Flun Dinger Your name is like my name.
Oh you forgot "They go together like Fox News and utter stupidity".
You can't do that because they're the same thing.
Lewis Kinslayer OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lewis Kinslayer: The Zing Stealer
***** If so what would be a compulsive zing suppressant?
I'll start the line with the compulsive need to facepalm over something said on fox news
*OOOoooh Get Faced Bill O'Reilly!*
You too Sean Hannity, you and your stupid wig.
Wow. Bears really do take to hammocks.
I kinda feel like that should've been number one.
Weird topic, but still awesome. Though every time a new Spit Take episode comes out, I wonder why you've stopped playing kickass music when you've not showing the clips.
I second that notion!!!
Glen Berkel *motion. It still makes grammatical sense, but it's motions that we second.
saltypork101 *fart noise*
saltypork101 what?
I'm guessing it's either copyright reasons or because it was distracting.
Did you not watch Grease?
It was pretty clear what things go together.
Bama-lama-lama gadinky gading-danong
Plague Doctor shoobop-shoo-wadawada-yippity-boom-de-boom
Britt McV Never gonna give you up?
Andrew Taulane
Mom's spaghetti
Andrew Taulane
sigh.... never gonna let you down.... i dont even know you and i already hate you so much.
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost?
The only other one i could think of was plain doritos with basically any pancake topping, especially syrup or chocolate.
Frost Bite hey you’re the one who made me have to pick this name instead of Frost Bite i knew I’d find you
Sweet concept, props to the writer for this episode
If you recently said to yourself, “The only thing that could make this day tolerable is a guy doing magic tricks while engulfed in flames,” well, you’re in luck! In fact, this whole video will make it alllll better. #itsavideomfers
If Ray William Johnson won't do his shit right, then the universe answers with cracked doing it justice
Horse Yoga and stretches are actually proven to help increase mobility in horses, reduce chances of arthritis and help cut down on vet and ferrier bills. Most barns do some form of horse yoga or stretching these days :D the horses love it too
well im now going to be using the phrase "you go together like patrick stewart and ian mckellen"
Sitting here thinking, "This video is dumb. It isn't going anywhere. Why are . . . HAMMOCK BEAR!"
even when the guy is on fire, I still find card tricks boring as shit.
The stuntman, Steve Truglia, died Nov. 17, 2016. He was 54. Requiescat in pace.
Andy Serkis and MoCap
Best comment!
THIS WAS THE MOST FANTASTIC VIDEO IVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF WATCHING. I MAY NOW DIE IN PEACE. THANK YOU, CRACKED.COM, THANK YOU.
When you said "Where everyone was impressed if you could get a horse to come by whistling at it" I was terrified of the next scene and then embarrassed by my misinterpretation of that sentence.
"Never know what might, Happen..." I lost it.
I'm laughing so hard I owe you money! Damn I needed a good laugh! I had to pause this video several times just to laugh and come back and watch again! 😂 Thank you so very much for this post!
the peas and carrots line comes from older school lunches. when every time you got veggies it was peas and carrots.
Mire frequent The Spit Take videos! Theyre the best. And btw you once had a video, where (among other things) a guy was trapped on a balcony of a burning building.
It was filmed from across the street by some woman.
Cant find it anywhere..
The only reason this guy still has a show is because he is the editor-in-chief. There can be no other explanation.
General interest: phrases that go together like that (bread + butter, bear + hammock) are called collocations.
When I was watching #3, I was hoping he would show a scene from 'The Lone Ranger'. My dad loves that movie so he shows it to me a lot and I've enjoyed it more than I originally expected. Regardless, I think it would've been a PERFECT example for the third one they showed. Albeit, I didn't know of the example they did show during #3; but I digress.
These... are all so damned beautiful! =D
Mmm peanut butter and marshmallows.thanks crack!!! I mean cracked!!!!
Someone please send me a link to that man-horse yoga I can't breathe
ua-cam.com/video/h8CA6fUG9Do/v-deo.html
Although, there are also dozens of others just like it
peanut butter. chocolate. great when separate. but when they combine they make your morning time epic.
Goes together like crispy bacon and sliced tomato. Goes together like flannel sheets and a onesie! Goes together like a high speed chase and a traffic report helicopter! Ok, I'm done.
I don't know what language was on the horse video, but I heard the word SATIVA!
Nice job on revolver thumbs up
Fun Fact:
Andre The Giant was notorious for never being "shitfaced". He could drink kegs and only feel slightly dizzy. The worst he got was after a night of heavy drinking (as wrestlers did back then) he complained of not feeling so good, threw up on an oncoming taxi, said he felt better, and went back inside for more drinks.
To capture a wild pig with a monkey, you must first capture the wild monkey, then train it to not only ride the pig, but to love it enough to come back for another go, again and again, so you're not trading every monkey in for a single pig. Truly wild in every sense of the word.
That ventriloquist actually has talent holy shit.
I think the fake smile is the way she manage to not move her lips.
That guy doing yoga on his horse had me hollering
This was a somewhat clever way to 'make a category' to just show off some videos everyone's seen before. I mean, the title was actually honest, at least. Maybe this editing prowess should have been used on the "Heroes that would be Villains today" video.
the number 3 is a technique for make the horse more friendly. were invented for the aborigen of argentina. also the part in spanish SAY IT. just put a damn subtitle and will get it.
+Alejandro Rodolfo Mendez Thank you, I came here to say the same thing. It's not yoga, it's much more awesome than that!
***** i agree. i guess that is what they understood by seeing it.
Hold on, "Indian giver" isn't offensive. It's because the Europeans were always taking back land they "gave" to the natives. "sure, we'll give you all the land west of this river, forever" 15 years later "actually, we changed our minds, you gotta move 200 more miles west."
can we change it to european giver then? Us Indians seem to be carrying the weight of that one.
qwertzy121212 Actually most sources believe it stemmed from misunderstanding between Lewis and Clark and the Native Americans. Allegedly the Native Americans would share their stuff with the explorers but in their culture it was customary to repay a gift in kind and so they became offended when the Europeans didn't repay them for their kindness and hospitality. Therefore, they wanted their gifts back.
Indian when u mean Native American is offensive enough
wait... i thought he was was the one that held all the memories of their people, and like was the only one who could see colors and had real emotions... sigh... i dont get it... i dont wanna watch the movie again.
J Jones If you insist, that's still what we call ourselves though. So unless you mean that it's offensive to people who are actually from India, i don't see it.
That bear has me beat. I’m a grown-arse Woman who flipped over trying to get into a hammock, hit the brick wall behind it, fell to the concrete below & bruised a bone in my foot on the metal frame. I’m not allowed to use it if I’m home alone because it took me a while before I could move & my family is worried I’ll die before I can call for help next time. Not allowed to use ladders either unless they’re actually listening to me describe what I’m doing while my phone’s on speaker somewhere nearby but safe from falling... me, so they can cal 000 (Australian). On the other hand I AM on all the drugs. Just all of them.
I know they do dog yoga & “doga” (2 different things) & I’m genuinely impressed by this amazing display. If you REALLY want to impress me, show me yoga with cats, 1 at a time sure but more than 1 cat (every species has an idiot cousin).
Jack *~sigh~* if you don’t already feel bad about yourself, then clearly you lack the capacity & I’d just be wasting my time
oh shit, the last one killed me, TOO CUTE.
"How have we not made a movie about this guy showing up in the old west where everyone was impressed if you could get a horse to come by whistling at it?"
Wait, WHAT? Oh THAT kind of come. Lol.
I'm glad I didn't call first before watching the video. This was hilarious.
Peas and carrots, diced, go well together. Peanut butter doesn't go well with everything: try using peanut butter instead of refried beans in Texican foods like burritos and stuff from Taco Bell.
I like this show
Goes together like Game of Thrones and awesomeness.
*****
god damn it sara! if i've told you once i've told you a thousand times, stop giving people the internet! they seldom deserve it from you
SnuggleStruggle
Awww. I was hoping someone would make up another one, and it would just keep going from there. Just be thankful I didn't go with "Goes together like Game of Thrones and porn". Because that makes about the same amount of sense and you know it.
But, in the hope that someone does continue this little 'goes together like.....' contest, here's my next entry to get the ball rolling, so to speak;
"Goes together like Bacon and Maple Syrup."
Goes together like Game of thrones and people who can´t stop talking about Game of thrones.
Niklas Hansen Nice. On the same vein - Goes together like 'Breaking Bad' and people who like 'The Wire'.
goes together like breaking bad and selling my tv for meth. no really i watched breaking bad and just had to do meth. dont regret it. never will
3:30 I guess they haven't heard of the documentary Zoo. And that guy in this vid also has a stud farm.
03:02 That ain't a cowboy m8, that's a Native from South-america, a Pampa Indian from Argentina.
Maybe related to the Argentinian cowboys though, the Gauchos.
6:10 Hey! A clip from Party Down South! I worked on that show as a Production assistant
DAMN those people were stupid...
Thank you
last time I tried to throw a baboon, it ripped my face off, handed me back my eyes, and made me watch it eat my face like raw pizza dough. We've been happily married for 28 years now. It's a good story at parties because it explains my horrible disfigurement and how we met at the same time which leaves me more time to drink myself into a quasi pain-free stupor and ignore the nagging voice in the back of my head that says I'm trapped in a living hell. Anyhoo, better go. It doesn't like me looking at computers.
***** you win.
"The question is not whether he going too fuck that horse but why I'm so ok with it"
I laughed so hard that I died right there, he also has point.
prescription medications and alcohol
That's it I'm jazzercising with a crocodile
Until I was six I didn't know there were any other vegetables.
Peas and carrots go together like... well, like peas and carrots.
Potatoes and steak
Comments on video are better than the video. Haven't seen that before.
No one show Cody this video.
Making people feel bad about themselves is what the internet was made for
Will there be any more Spit Take episodes?!
Where's that "don't get too close to someone" bit coming from ?
yea ik this is an old episode, but i'm pretty sure they trained the baboons to attack and ride the boars in order to wear them down so the humans could rally them up and kill them for food... maybe not the first thing i'd think of, but hey, gotta work with what ya got. and apparently they had baboons laying around XD
That puppet looks like it had a face lift, fitting for it to be at a beauty pageant.
That's not "cowboy yoga", that's an Argentinian taming a horse in a regionally traditional, non agressive way. He makes the horse feel relaxed and earns his trust. No cowboys, no yoga.
'Cracked' video + Hershey product placement = $$$. Now that's a magical combination.
Edit: By the way, please don't say 'competish'. It just sounds stupid.
canines (foxes included) and trampolines
Where did Jack O'Brien's music taste go? Bring it back!
"and manuel stretched silver in ways she had never been stretched and their love was beautiful"
Wait, at 5:10, did you notice Miss America Ventriloquist is lip syncing that song?
Literally none of those things are "the World's Coolest Things".
...but peas and carrots DO go together.
crying with laughter
Look! Things go with things!
That yoga guy is absolutely fucking that horse. I will stake my credibility on it.
Chess-boxing. It's a real thing. Check it out
new guy weekly and demoralizing UA-cam comments
Fact: This is the first video I've ever seen that Jack O'Brien did not wear the same hooded jacket.
Is the new zombie Col Sanders a creepier fast food mascot than Big Head Burger King?
90's grunge and handguns....
Wait, did I cross a line there?
trollololol
I feel like tosh took a bite from these trend setters from CRACKED
that white guy with the dreads is my friend Justin Hausman. my friends is now famous!
horses aren't supposed to be layed on their backs it can seriously damage their spine
Cigarette smoking goats
Beal St, Memphis
Jessica of Hollywood
Disneyland in the 90's
Pizza Hut, Burger King and or Taco Bell stores. Can't be beat.
"like fandoms and comic-con"
Dunkston checks in bralm bralm
It can kill a horse to have no weight on its hooves for too long. They're built to have that wait on their hooves all the time, and I can't imagine the horse was happy or comfortable with the situation. It was probably staying still has a fear response.
imagine Falconry if you had to throw your Hawk like a dart
Holy shit. There is a porno shot in that same hammock. I am sad I know it, but also sad the bear didn't show up during.
So the beauty pageant contestant was trying to argue for sexism against women and the way they are portrayed. That makes total sense.
Hi, I'm the internet and also someone watching from 100 years in the feature. ( We have these awesome computers, who -yes, who, they are persons, they have rights etc.- can commute with the past). I like The Spit Take, because it's really funny and also the host seems to me like a 70-year old pissed off man trapped in the body of a much younger, cute guy. Maybe the reason he's pissed off. (Being cute that is and seeming like a deep person)
MfG The Internet
+Cordelia March Yes, he is dead
yay
Someone needs to tell cracked that saying lots of random things in quick succession does not equal funny.
Oh, is that why the dislikes are so much higher than the likes here?
I find it quite funny, sir.
jokes and liquids
5:10 you clearly haven't seen jeff Dunham 😂
Those darn monkeys!
Like Stormtroopers and not being able to hit a damn thing.
Bears + hammocks, supa cool 👍🖖🖕
But how about rap + tuva???
Missed one, fellows.
I couldn't pay attention to the video. He opens and closes his hands too much.
Why do so many people say Reesies Piecies? You know, instead of the way it's written: Reese's Pieces.
you forgot they go together as spongebob and patrick ;)
Toddler shaped dog 😆 scattered without mace 😅