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  • @Ben_Brainard
    @Ben_Brainard  Рік тому +98

    Next on Tour:
    3/15 - Dallas, TX - Improv
    3/16 - Austin, TX - Cap City
    3/23 - Ontario, CA - Improv
    4/13 - San Jose, CA - Improv
    5/7 - Irvine, CA - Improv
    5/11 - Oxnard, CA
    5/17 - Kansas City, MO
    5/25 - Louisville, KY
    5/31 - Columbus, OH

    • @Questfinder1
      @Questfinder1 Рік тому +2

      When you coming to Aurora, IL Ben? I'd buy tickets quick. Please come visit us. We will introduce you to a Da Bears burger at Papa G's.

    • @lisamcanally-maddox8597
      @lisamcanally-maddox8597 Рік тому +2

      Dallas!!!!

    • @yuhitsRB
      @yuhitsRB Рік тому +2

      COME TO BOSTON MASSACHUSETTSSSSSS

    • @Ace-Of-Luck
      @Ace-Of-Luck Рік тому +1

      Ben, you do know there's a scam bot pretending to be you, right?

    • @ZeroTheThirdIII
      @ZeroTheThirdIII Рік тому +1

      Dang wish I could come see you in Columbus, but I won't be there at that time :(

  • @RowenStipe
    @RowenStipe Рік тому +727

    I love how the government points out that ninth and twelfth are misspelled. Like that's the _only_ issue with the approved reading list.

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Рік тому +85

      I think they've pretty much given up on Florida at this point.

    • @nancythomas5387
      @nancythomas5387 Рік тому +63

      I think it's a great showing of what the government does: Point out things that are sad but don't really matter so no one notices the truly destructive part of the legislation.

    • @rhodawatkins4516
      @rhodawatkins4516 Рік тому +10

      I actually figured it was going to consist of the bible and that's all.

    • @nimue325
      @nimue325 Рік тому +47

      @@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 I agree … except I’m an English teacher inMA and FL and TX are such big school programs that each of them can independently affect publication decisions (both educational publishing and just flat-out kids books!) for the entire country. What FL is doing suuuuuucks, and remember: I am carefully choosing that word as an English teacher.

    • @TheSimmr001
      @TheSimmr001 Рік тому +12

      I think its the principle of the thing.
      Like when you get annoyed at someone for a broken taillight while uninsured.

  • @dedifiedjelly
    @dedifiedjelly Рік тому +595

    Texas’ pure excitement at the mention of a civil war oh my g o s h -

    • @DakotaEXE-vc8wv
      @DakotaEXE-vc8wv Рік тому +12

      It caught me off guard 😂😭✨

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Рік тому +1

      Seriously this surprises you. It's Texas, after Florida they're the best known state for hatching dumbass ideas.

    • @carols-corner
      @carols-corner Рік тому +2

      This is the comment I was going to make 😂

    • @SevCaswell
      @SevCaswell Рік тому +8

      Well Texas has been threatening to suceed for decades, MTG telling them to would just make them more vocal about it.

    • @TexasTunic
      @TexasTunic Рік тому +7

      We've been wanting to leave for awhile now.

  • @DakotaEXE-vc8wv
    @DakotaEXE-vc8wv Рік тому +773

    I love how York’s asking for help for once and Loui’s just kinda like, "Nope. Not ma circus, not ma monkeys." Loui might get the crap beat outta him soon 😂😭

    • @emberandfriendsanimations2454
      @emberandfriendsanimations2454 Рік тому +25

      To be fair, Florida is the one to ask when it comes to crocs, as that’s the only place crocs are found wild in the US, everywhere else it’s just gators

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Рік тому +16

      ​​​@@emberandfriendsanimations2454 Nah those aren't crocodiles, they're alligators on steroids. If you want to see some *REAL* crocodiles come to the Northern Territory in Australia. We've got crocodiles that swim in the ocean & take on Great Whites.
      🐊vs🦈

    • @DakotaEXE-vc8wv
      @DakotaEXE-vc8wv Рік тому

      @@emberandfriendsanimations2454 True.

    • @elisabethblackwood3921
      @elisabethblackwood3921 Рік тому +1

      That would be an interesting fight

    • @TheLocomono9
      @TheLocomono9 Рік тому +6

      @@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 ok BUT would you rather fight a crocodile from Australia or a roided up alligator, like they got the roid rage too

  • @meswain1123
    @meswain1123 Рік тому +209

    “That’s what we have the Numphabet for.” I died at that. Wow!

    • @kyscco24
      @kyscco24 Рік тому +3

      Numphabet is just as good of a word as saying “alphanumeric ordinal numbers”

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths Рік тому

      @@kyscco24 or just "numbers".

    • @denab.3414
      @denab.3414 Рік тому

      My new fave word.

  • @GABGABGABSHARP
    @GABGABGABSHARP Рік тому +560

    As a person from SoCal but in the LA county area it’s honestly insane to hear everyone is getting snow. I have some friends up in big bear that are just stuck there too. The snow is INSANE! I hope everyone stays warm. For me atleast we’ve gotten a LOT of hail. And it’s extremely cold.

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Рік тому +14

      To Those Who Are About To Shovel We Salute You. ❄ 🤣
      Love From Sunny Australia ☀️🇦🇺

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 Рік тому +7

      The fact that it is snowing in SoCal released was is kind of ridiculous I live in Washington and it doesn't snow super it really weird that it snowing down there

    • @GABGABGABSHARP
      @GABGABGABSHARP Рік тому +4

      @@borttorbbq2556 oh yeah for sure! Problem with all of this is that snow plows aren’t working quick enough and people are just stuck in the mountains and everywhere. It’s honestly terrifying. SoCal was never built for this.

    • @GABGABGABSHARP
      @GABGABGABSHARP Рік тому +1

      @@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 haha! Thank you ! We’ll need it

    • @ltpinecone
      @ltpinecone Рік тому +16

      Meanwhile up here in New England: only a foot? tis but an inconvenience. grab the skis gang!

  • @dionadair8195
    @dionadair8195 Рік тому +328

    The blackout was a brilliant touch. Dialogue without seeing the characters is one of my favorite comedic tropes.
    Also, from Wyoming to California: Oh you sweet summer child.

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Рік тому +26

      Give them a break. They go into a state of emergency whenever it rains there. Do you seriously think they have *ANY* idea about how to handle it when it snows? The last time LA probably saw snow there was an ice age going on.

    • @matthewtullis7205
      @matthewtullis7205 Рік тому +12

      The amazing thing is that when the lights go out, it feels like multiple characters speaking. Very good charecter acting

    • @Starricane
      @Starricane Рік тому +6

      - I don't think California gets very sweet summers, I'm going to be honest.
      - Out of my 13.5 years of living in SoCal, it snowed once.

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm Рік тому

      Being from Canada, this spoke to me

    • @atm1947
      @atm1947 Рік тому +7

      As a Californian living in the state above you, you have no idea how little people in CA understand winter weather.
      I-5 shuts down if it snows in the mountains south of the Central Valley. That’s right. Not the Montana or Wyoming standard of “if it snows 18+ inches”. Just if it snows at all. They’re willing to shut down one of the most vital interstates in the nation over less than 2 inches of snow on a highway where it will never pile up or freeze over.

  • @kikicogger2284
    @kikicogger2284 Рік тому +91

    I get everyone makes typos, but it is both really sad and very concerning when a state’s Department of EDUCATION misspells relatively simple words- especially when the same department is in charge of determining which books are appropriate for kids. It makes me wonder if these people have even READ books.

    • @MerabuHalcyon
      @MerabuHalcyon Рік тому

      Their Dept of Education can't read, or write, or do math, that's why they're PERFECT for telling everyone else how to do it.... /s

    • @AllTheHappySquirrels
      @AllTheHappySquirrels Рік тому +15

      I kinda get the feeling that the government in Florida is morally opposed to reading.

    • @Devin.7066
      @Devin.7066 Рік тому +1

      As a Floridiot who grew up in its education system, I can tell you they most certainly fucking do not.

    • @Bad_Hombre_ADK
      @Bad_Hombre_ADK Рік тому +16

      Floreda departmint of edjukation

    • @denab.3414
      @denab.3414 Рік тому +9

      In Georgia. My mom sent back the school's official docs marked up in red pen at least once a week. She wasn't a teacher, just a literate mom... It is frightening.

  • @elisabethblackwood3921
    @elisabethblackwood3921 Рік тому +207

    This episode was so chaotic 🤣

  • @Solutad
    @Solutad Рік тому +16

    As a Floridian....I don't know if our Department of Education really misspelled their bullshit approved reading list, or if that was a joke, but at this point I'm willing to believe it without further confirmation. That seems on brand.

  • @hsmichael
    @hsmichael Рік тому +171

    And the fact the snow California was questioning about in the skit is just now hitting us in New England is the weirdest part. I'm here at my home, watching UA-cam while glancing out at the accumulation from time to time. Gotta love Earth.

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Рік тому +3

      To Those Who Are About To Shovel We Salute You. ❄ 🤣
      Love From Sunny Australia ☀️🇦🇺

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Рік тому +3

      Climate change is one of hell of a thing. We'll be entertained before we die.

    • @v.crowley
      @v.crowley Рік тому +2

      Ive LOVE the winter we're having here in new England... in boston; we've had like 3 "snow days" and rarely went below 0.. its amazing

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ Рік тому +1

      It’s weird to me that so much of the country is still getting snow when it’s been in the 80°s and 90°s in my neck of the woods for a couple weeks now.
      Today is only supposed to get up to 78° and it’s a nice reprieve from the heat.

    • @nairsheasterling9457
      @nairsheasterling9457 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Annie_Annie__Hell, two days ago in AZ, Tucson got snow in the city... That like, stuck around until afternoon.

  • @c.danielle3444
    @c.danielle3444 Рік тому +33

    I grew up in the foothills in Northern California and we used to get snow when I was a kid, but only maybe a few inches at a time. I don't think I've ever seen more than a foot when I lived there. My old neighbor reported FIVE FEET of snow last week, and it was still snowing! Said neighbor has lived there for almost 45 years and this is the first time she's ever been truly snowed in.

  • @Eeve3_Lord
    @Eeve3_Lord Рік тому +83

    You should have included that AZ got snow at the same time. Just CA and AZ arguing and then... blizzard. Arizona saying something like "this goes against my entire identity!"

    • @chandranelson2772
      @chandranelson2772 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, and in March! We’re having a severe identity crisis at the moment. Tucson survived the snow though. It was over two inches!

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 Рік тому +1

      Yes, az isn't even supposed to know what snow is

    • @rangerleaf1505
      @rangerleaf1505 Рік тому

      @@chandranelson2772 two inches! Oh my God you poor things we have to help you

  • @kevinmarlowe9671
    @kevinmarlowe9671 Рік тому +161

    NJ: A woman in Roosevelt didn't want to be evicted so she blew up the whole house.
    Gov: EXCUSE ME?
    NJ: and apparently she had over a dozen house cats in there too.
    GOV: *stares in shock*
    NJ: And it wasn't even her house.
    GOV: Alright we're done here.

  • @cousinjake7986
    @cousinjake7986 Рік тому +20

    I'm from LA but I live in Tucson right now, and we both got hit with snow on the same day. At 38 I had never been in the snow and decided to try it out. It looks less than 15 seconds to decide that I hate it and I want it Out of my state!

    • @nightigal
      @nightigal Рік тому

      It can stay on the mountains. Mount Lemmon looks nice with snow on it.

  • @austinhunt6566
    @austinhunt6566 Рік тому +62

    Missouri coming in making bird sounds is hilarious

    • @Smith559
      @Smith559 Рік тому +22

      That's your reminder that THE KAW IS THE LAW
      GO BATTLEHAWKS

    • @yourlittleinsomniac5369
      @yourlittleinsomniac5369 Рік тому +17

      Could someone explain that part to me? It was the only one I was confused by

    • @Smith559
      @Smith559 Рік тому +23

      @@yourlittleinsomniac5369 It's our Battle Cry for our XFL Team The Battlehawks

    • @tiredoftrolls2629
      @tiredoftrolls2629 Рік тому +13

      I must say that the new MO shirt is much better than the old one that didn't make sense.

    • @jfrazz9729
      @jfrazz9729 Рік тому +8

      @@yourlittleinsomniac5369 a ties in to the Flash Gordon reference with the Hawkmen

  • @timothyallen3161
    @timothyallen3161 Рік тому +62

    As a Michigander I always love to see your inclusion of Vernors. And yes I do hate Ohio.

    • @shapeshiftingcloud4208
      @shapeshiftingcloud4208 Рік тому +4

      Ay Michigan gang

    • @kyscco24
      @kyscco24 Рік тому

      Well Ohio probably hates you too. Simply for being from That State Up North

    • @Ghandacity
      @Ghandacity Рік тому +1

      Ohio... That place that's always between where I am and where I need to go.

    • @humairahkazi2459
      @humairahkazi2459 Рік тому

      Is that what you call someone from Michigan? I always thought it was something like michiganian. Thats weird. But then again, I'm a Washingtonian seattlite, so who am I to judge?

    • @chrisweaver3772
      @chrisweaver3772 Рік тому +4

      @@humairahkazi2459 i’m from michigan and i’ve always called us Michigander

  • @tommiegirl2441
    @tommiegirl2441 Рік тому +22

    My favorites squaring off! Love it! Louie is still my Number One, but I have to put my money on New York here.
    Ben is smitten with Minnesota these days. The kids in my life approve. 😁

  • @cocoeclipse32
    @cocoeclipse32 Рік тому +20

    Loved the SoCal snowing at the beginning. Everyone at my school was going insane over it.

  • @cheeseninja1115
    @cheeseninja1115 Рік тому +6

    The one time I'll be thankful for winter storms here in Michigan. The winds are blowing west to east, so all that poison gas Ohio shot into the sky is going right over Ontario. All we have to deal with is roads so icy even the salt trucks couldn't clear it by morning!

  • @scottmcintyre2809
    @scottmcintyre2809 Рік тому +6

    Numphabet? That's some Shakespeare level word invention. Brilliant!

  • @Glacial7
    @Glacial7 Рік тому +1

    The collective excitement from some of the states about the sharpshooters on helicopters is great

  • @center4nerds
    @center4nerds Рік тому +5

    As someone from Missouri, yes I don't want to deal with is either!

  • @kaceman3190
    @kaceman3190 Рік тому +9

    As a resident of the 314 HELL YEAH KA-KAW!!! THE BATTLEHAWKS ARE BACK AND 2-0 BABY!!!

  • @pacificostudios
    @pacificostudios Рік тому +6

    The hail is SoCal is what really matters. My friend lives in the Valley and he sent me a picture. I love seeing snow on the mountains here, but that happens every year. You really can go surfing and skiing on the same day here.

  • @Ace-Of-Luck
    @Ace-Of-Luck Рік тому +16

    So let's look at the bullet points
    Florida thinking snow means coke
    Ohio and Michigan being at each other's throats
    Texas getting excited about the possibility of guns
    California being both confused and concerned about anything other than 86° weather in SoCal
    Louisiana knowing everything to do with alligators
    Yep, business as usual

  • @kaitlynrengstorf7479
    @kaitlynrengstorf7479 Рік тому +40

    Your videos always make my day

  • @emberandfriendsanimations2454
    @emberandfriendsanimations2454 Рік тому +105

    Well that was hilarious
    Also, I agree with Texas on the feral cattle thing (edit: would also be a good idea to do something like that to hunt down feral hogs)
    Also, what is a croc doing in New York? The only part of the US where crocs are found in the wild is a tiny bit of Florida, so it must have escaped from captivity, but zoos normally can keep animals like that contained

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Рік тому +23

      It could be a illegal pet that escaped. 🐊🚔

    • @JasonFightsCrime
      @JasonFightsCrime Рік тому +5

      "Normally" We're way past normal.

    • @DragonLandlord
      @DragonLandlord Рік тому +19

      There's been reports of people trying to keep tigers in NY apartments before. Crocs aren't that odd.

    • @emberandfriendsanimations2454
      @emberandfriendsanimations2454 Рік тому +7

      @@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 maybe, though it’s really hard to get a croc as a pet, as adults are usually much more aggressive than gators, and the mom does protect the hatchlings and nest

    • @adultnewborn3460
      @adultnewborn3460 Рік тому +11

      Certain places, People actually do use Helicopters and AR’s to hunt down Feral Hogs. I can’t remember where, But I remember seeing a video and thinking “Okay that looks pretty fun”

  • @theyrejustallergies6478
    @theyrejustallergies6478 Рік тому +7

    So much chaos packed in 3 minutes.

  • @MicahToTheMax
    @MicahToTheMax Рік тому +5

    I love cali’s questioning of the snow. That’s exactly how I felt as someone who lives in socal

  • @laurenflowerslament
    @laurenflowerslament Рік тому +4

    love the brady bunch style shot with the 3 states. I'm so happy to see missouri again

  • @PheOfTheFae
    @PheOfTheFae Рік тому +7

    Louie giving up responsibility for lent was a nice touch xD

  • @nintendofan1749
    @nintendofan1749 Рік тому +10

    Glad to see Missouri is happy to have a pro football team again

    • @juleagerhard3762
      @juleagerhard3762 Рік тому

      What do you mean "again", the Kansas City Chiefs is based in Missouri and is a pro football team. As for the Battlehawks, this is the 1st I have heard of them, so nothing big in Missouri yet.

    • @nintendofan1749
      @nintendofan1749 Рік тому

      @@juleagerhard3762
      I know
      But I refuse to acknowledge Kansas City

  • @izekealtopanga8513
    @izekealtopanga8513 Рік тому +5

    The amount of people who are surprised that California gets snow is laughable. Yes California gets snow and sometimes a lot, especially in the mountains.

  • @SiiriCressey
    @SiiriCressey Рік тому +3

    I dunno, Florida. Television cop shows have taught me that tasting "snow" is a good way to tell how pure it is.

  • @rachelv6829
    @rachelv6829 Рік тому +3

    My co-worker, who lives near Anaheim, called it “Chick-fil-A ice”, because he couldn’t remember the name for “sleet”.

  • @pizzademon1371
    @pizzademon1371 Рік тому +29

    I’d let Florida sniff my drugs first. He sounds trustworthy enough

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Рік тому +3

      Just one question how would you be able to tell if Florida was high or not? I mean they're pretty out of it as it is.

    • @andrewpannelli8016
      @andrewpannelli8016 Рік тому +5

      This is how Florida Man stories start

  • @Befread
    @Befread Рік тому +11

    I'm just impressed that it sounds like there's more to the approved reading list than Bible.

    • @JasonFightsCrime
      @JasonFightsCrime Рік тому +11

      It's Florida. It's probably the Bible and Hustler.

    • @aureklanderson4498
      @aureklanderson4498 Рік тому

      you think any of the godless charlatan's of the Floridian gop have read the scripture?

  • @OffroadBull
    @OffroadBull Рік тому +2

    The lights went out in this video thanks to Minnechaug Regional high school in Wilbraham Massachusetts... never thought my old high school would be mentioned here.. ❤️ thanks!

  • @denisecorzette1676
    @denisecorzette1676 Рік тому +2

    👋 Ben...and the states.

  • @frydguy2331
    @frydguy2331 Рік тому +2

    If there wasn't a media blackout when this happened, the EPA may have stepped up a bit sooner.
    But they didn't WANT public scrutiny

  • @LordEdric
    @LordEdric Рік тому +2

    As someone from SoCal, I had that exact same look of confusion at the snow

  • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
    @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Рік тому +28

    America you just keep getting weirder & weirder as time goes on. Thanks for the on going entertainment. Looking at how bad things are there. Makes us feel like our own problems aren't all that bad. Love Australia 🇦🇺

    • @Year_of_the_Dell
      @Year_of_the_Dell Рік тому +4

      Eh it's a living really

    • @Nostripe361
      @Nostripe361 Рік тому

      America is like your local drug addict who is somehow still a pretty functional person.
      Like we have issues, big issues, but somehow are able to maneuver around those issues to get everything else done. I mean how has the government not collapsed or a second civil occurred with the amount of bad blood in us politics.

    • @WHATTHEHELL666
      @WHATTHEHELL666 Рік тому +1

      It's not fun being in the middle of this nonsense and I live in the only part of Ohio that isn't full of idiots (by that I mean that I live in Columbus) and this place is chaos./g /lh

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Year_of_the_DellYah a living nightmare. 🤣

    • @adultnewborn3460
      @adultnewborn3460 Рік тому +4

      I mean, I think y’all have enough work cut out with y’all’s Jurassic Park type animal 😅😭

  • @bruceheller6238
    @bruceheller6238 Рік тому +1

    As a Missourian and battlehawks fan I love MO coming in at the end with KAKAW😂😂 KAW is the law

  • @nokitynok
    @nokitynok Рік тому +4

    I think we all need to see the outcome of that Loui vs. New York fight

  • @Smith559
    @Smith559 Рік тому +5

    THE KAW IS THE LAW BAYBAY BEN CLEARLY KNOWS WHATS UP WITH THE BATTLEHAWKS

  • @claudiawesterfield6491
    @claudiawesterfield6491 Рік тому

    Ben, you did an amazing job with the flow of the vid. I had to watch it 3 times to catch everything everybody was saying. But NY and Louisiana were my favorite. Keep doing the awesome job. 🥰

  • @midwesternmusicreviews3107
    @midwesternmusicreviews3107 Рік тому +14

    Missouri saying kak kaw is hilarious

  • @EthanNeal
    @EthanNeal Рік тому +1

    Being yo' boot to da boot den, I'll learn ya how to fais-do-do is about the most Louisiana thing I've heard outta Louie, and I am all here for it!

  • @isabelwonders8711
    @isabelwonders8711 Рік тому +2

    We also got snow here in southern Arizona, like real snow. It lasted until around midday before it finally melted.

  • @Jackie_XIII
    @Jackie_XIII Рік тому +37

    Definitely can't wait to see your video talking about how Florida Republicans, in a roundabout way, introduced a bill to abolish the Florida Democratic Party

    • @SimpleGunner
      @SimpleGunner Рік тому

      where can i find that? top 10 most florid thing ever.

    • @Jackie_XIII
      @Jackie_XIII Рік тому +1

      @@SimpleGunner if memory serves correctly it's called "the ultimate cancel act" and is a measure to disband any political party that previously advocated from r slavery.
      It sounds all well and good, but there is so many problems with it logistically. That's nothing to say of the fact that while, yes, the Dixiecrats of the South or a party that advocated for slavery the political parties had a major shift in ideology around the mid-nineteenth century

    • @TennoWolf
      @TennoWolf Рік тому

      @@Jackie_XIII Ah yes, the great party switch. That's why no one's been able to produce an unedited clip where a republican uses a racial slur, while black conservatives are often called racial slurs for opposing the democrat party.

    • @Jackie_XIII
      @Jackie_XIII Рік тому

      @@TennoWolf are you familiar with how far away the 19th century is? We have tons of historical precedent that showed where the "great party switch" began. And I'm not talking about people using racial slurs, im referring to a shifting political ideology that was present during the mid-nineteenth century. Please don't muddy the waters
      Not to mention the bill is likely unconstitutional. To give someone the power to nullify and opposing political party. It would in turn disenfranchise millions of Florida voters and strip them of the right to partake in certain elections. If the bill passed it would make anybody who is a registered member of the Florida Democratic party into an unregistered third-party voter which in the State of Florida means you're not allowed to vote in primary or presidential elections.

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 Рік тому

      @@TennoWolf it isn’t even JUST the slavery point, dude. Their entire platforms were swapped. Democrats used to be the small federal government party, and Republicans used to be big federal government party.
      You know, as their names would imply.

  • @nicholasmoliere7510
    @nicholasmoliere7510 Рік тому +1

    The accuracy on the outfit for louie is soooo on point. Apart from the beads (unless parade season) that’s literally how so many ppl dress.

  • @StuckUnderTheCovers
    @StuckUnderTheCovers Рік тому +6

    I love the frustration in the dark

  • @TheCommenter
    @TheCommenter Рік тому +2

    As an Iowan, California…..Just DONT EAT YELLOW SNOW…it’s not lemonade, ok. But eat any other color

  • @GarrettMoney-bl9uc
    @GarrettMoney-bl9uc Рік тому +2

    Add somebody from St. Louis I really did appreciate the KA-KAW at the end

  • @gloriabishop4606
    @gloriabishop4606 Рік тому +1

    My SoCal friends- I know that the snow was strange, but it’s not your fault. NASCAR came to town, and brought the bad weather with it, like they always do

  • @artchic528
    @artchic528 Рік тому +1

    As a Minnesotan transplant in the South, I’m gonna recommend that SoCal start hoarding milk and bread. Oh…and beer. Don’t forget the generators and bottled water!!!
    Why these things? I dunno. The locals seem to think that seeing more than one snowflake stick to the ground means that it’s basically at the Day After Tomorrow level of snowstorms… only to have it all melt in a day or two. I’ve lived here the better part of 25 years and still can’t figure it out.

  • @angelafields8319
    @angelafields8319 Рік тому +2

    Gawdamn, I love you just a bit more with each new upload.

  • @Kaiha
    @Kaiha Рік тому +1

    Great skit Ben, entertaining as always! In regards to the west coast getting tons of snow; some east coast Native American word of mouth.
    I live on the Delmarva Peninsula and the Native American tribes with descendants of the Lenape natives had word of mouth stories detailing how their great great great (etc) ancestors “came from the far west” and they spoke of heading east to escape the storms.
    Everything on earth happens in cycles, perhaps the next wet/stormy period for the west coast has begun? In the last 25 years, it’s unusual for California to get a huge storm, and normally results in flooding, nonetheless FEET of snow in an environment that rarely reaches freezing temps during winter.

  • @shapeshiftingcloud4208
    @shapeshiftingcloud4208 Рік тому +2

    Love the subtle reference to the Toledo war

  • @vidya5732
    @vidya5732 Рік тому +10

    as a child when i learned that you could spell out numbers i thought you could spell out letters too 😭

    • @alisoncowan9522
      @alisoncowan9522 Рік тому +2

      You can. There's just a really limited call for it.

  • @stvp68
    @stvp68 Рік тому +1

    Love the chaos in this script!

  • @coyee2801
    @coyee2801 Рік тому +5

    "all alcohol is poison" california finally said something that makes sense

  • @Zander2212
    @Zander2212 Рік тому +2

    "Flash Gordon" "His name is Jeff"
    Goddammit, you broke me.

  • @tnlwithtrixiekat478
    @tnlwithtrixiekat478 Рік тому +2

    I have video from yesterday in Colorado. 47 degrees and snowing. Heavily.

  • @tielcat
    @tielcat Рік тому +1

    Such a strong episode. The intro was super with two of my favs arguing and then Texas' reaction to civil war was such a great joke in of itself, i burst out laughing. Loved it!

  • @AceWasHere__
    @AceWasHere__ Рік тому

    As a person from SoCal, the snow was absolutely WILD, never seen that much before in my life, tbf im young but it was REALLY COOL

  • @jfrazz9729
    @jfrazz9729 Рік тому +1

    I now gotta hankering to watch 80’s B sci-fi with Queen in the soundtrack.

  • @tkurz3071
    @tkurz3071 Рік тому +3

    That's okay Ohio...Michigan will always be above you.

  • @gasmaskgaming9343
    @gasmaskgaming9343 Рік тому +3

    As a Michigander I can say I am totally prepared to die in a war of annihilation against Ohio for really any reason

  • @torav8343
    @torav8343 Рік тому

    Always good to see more michigan

  • @MargaritaOnTheRox
    @MargaritaOnTheRox Рік тому +3

    I'd like to point out that that is a misuse of "umbers." Umbers is used more to indicate someone is in trouble. "Ooh, Government is going to find out about shooting fetal cattle. Uuuumberrrrrs....." I do appreciate trying to get so many New Mexicanisms in, though. 😁

  • @thelionsden2768
    @thelionsden2768 Рік тому

    I'm really happy you brought up the snow just wish you would have brought up a little more about what happened to the different parts of Cali, still cool to see my states news get some love

  • @lipscombjared
    @lipscombjared Рік тому +1

    Loved this one I laughed out loud so many times lol

  • @TheTee5231976
    @TheTee5231976 Рік тому

    The Nipmuc referred to this area as "Minnechaug" which means Berry land. It's the high school in Wilbraham, MA. I went to school at the middle school there and currently live 40mins away. Beautiful town. It doesn't surprise me it took so long for them to do anything about it. Lol. By the way Ben you misprounced it but it's OK, happens all the time with places in Massachusetts

  • @kimberlynroberts7059
    @kimberlynroberts7059 Рік тому +2

    Oh my he's going total NY with the Timbs! Croc gator either or they're about to be boots.

  • @ede9177
    @ede9177 Рік тому

    I've lived in so cal my whole life and I've only ever seen it snow for a minute or two, not for 5 WHOLE HOURS like it did last Saturday!

  • @xenotiic8356
    @xenotiic8356 Рік тому +1

    One of the best episodes in a while! I laughed so much!

  • @BasicDrumming
    @BasicDrumming Рік тому

    I appreciate you, thank you for making content.

  • @zennnozz1487
    @zennnozz1487 Рік тому +3

    Florida never change

  • @cameronjadewallace
    @cameronjadewallace Рік тому

    I have to admit, watching it hail last week in San Diego was worth the single minute break I took that day...

  • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
    @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 Рік тому +1

    SoCAL IS GETTING SNOW!! WE'RE A HAILSTONES IN TOKYO AWAY FROM DAY AFTER TOMORROW!!

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Рік тому

      On Monday we're going to reach 40°C here in Sydney Australia. With a it feels like factor bring it to 42°C. In the CBD which is kinda unheard o for us cause it's right by the water. So it's normally cooler from the ocean.

  • @hotcocoandart
    @hotcocoandart Рік тому +2

    Ayyeeeeee finally got MA back

  • @electricheisenberg5723
    @electricheisenberg5723 Рік тому +1

    Omg I haven’t watched flash in like 10 years

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx Рік тому

      Saw it in theaters in 2020. Covid be damned. Granted, like 6 people IN the theater, but seeing on a big screen!

  • @liamgriffin218
    @liamgriffin218 Рік тому +1

    Michigan: "Flash Gordon."
    Florida: "His name is Jeff.
    Me: "Hell yeah, that's a four time Winston Cup Champion and three time Daytona 500 winner. Best put some respect on his name, you flyover state."

  • @gunkyzip
    @gunkyzip Рік тому

    Ha! I went to Minnechaug for High School. Funny it actually made the news.

  • @CHESShireCat
    @CHESShireCat Рік тому +6

    Yayyy more Minnesota
    Maybe if we legalize pot we can finally stop having two separate legalize weed political parties. Why haven’t they just combined. They each have a platform of one thing.

    • @MusicalAngel
      @MusicalAngel Рік тому +4

      I live in MN and didn't know about the legalizing thing O>O

    • @Larper64
      @Larper64 Рік тому +2

      If I had to play devil's advocate, I would guess the second was actually created by anti-marijuana advocates to act as a spoiler for the first party, thus splitting the ballot and preventing either from enacting their policies.

    • @CHESShireCat
      @CHESShireCat Рік тому +1

      @@Larper64 that’s a lot of work when that party doesn’t even get many votes anyway. But it’s possible.

  • @sparklequeen487
    @sparklequeen487 Рік тому +2

    I watched this three different times before I got the "snow" joke that Florida was making

  • @aciddrinker2194
    @aciddrinker2194 Рік тому

    Kentucky got huge amounts of wind and power was out all over kentucky, my house just got power back last night. I only had power through the wind because of my generator, but now i have full power back

  • @GreatGraniteState
    @GreatGraniteState 9 місяців тому +1

    I mean clean, fresh snow does taste like literal cane sugar

  • @hana18502
    @hana18502 Рік тому

    Hahahahaha that was the best description of most Cali people who haven't seen snow befor

  • @CelestialAnamoly
    @CelestialAnamoly Рік тому +1

    Kinda want to do a fan art of several of the southern states going sky hunting together ❤️

  • @Pingoz
    @Pingoz Рік тому +5

    Florida and Louie stay winning

  • @Yvonne-Bella
    @Yvonne-Bella Рік тому

    It snowed it the Bay too!

  • @furstunnaimlistanaim4569
    @furstunnaimlistanaim4569 Рік тому +1

    Oklahoma is also voting on recreational weed this Tuesday.

  • @kimmydragonmama3735
    @kimmydragonmama3735 Рік тому +1

    Goddamn it! My “curse” hit again. Lol!

    • @kimmydragonmama3735
      @kimmydragonmama3735 Рік тому +1

      For background, I was in Georgia and it snowed. I was in Louisiana and the amount of rain that usually fell was less than usual. I was getting ready to move to Texas and the whole state got covered in snow. I decided to try in California, it snowed.

  • @joshwilhoyte4453
    @joshwilhoyte4453 Рік тому +1

    Ohio and Michigan talking about football. Go Dawgs!

  • @nora3888-d1g
    @nora3888-d1g Рік тому

    Not gonna lie ot took me a hot minute to realize that the beggining is so chaotic that everyone speaks to the other person without even realizing the others are there. Now it makes more sense, the response of "Yeah, that was the problem" to "I don't know if taste is the word I would use". Though it's Florida, whatever happens would somehow be forced to make sense.

  • @introvertswag6494
    @introvertswag6494 Рік тому +3

    New Mexico really was jealous of Texas Pork Chopping so they're making Beef Chopping lol

  • @TheCommenter
    @TheCommenter Рік тому +2

    I haven’t even watched the video yet, but Jeff truly is the savior of the universe