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  • Опубліковано 15 січ 2025

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  • @Ben_Brainard
    @Ben_Brainard  Рік тому +61

    Come see me live:
    2/21: Austin, TX - Cap City
    2/23: San Antonio, TX - Carlos Alvarez Theatre
    2/24: Dallas, TX - Texas Theatre
    2/25: OKC - Bricktown
    2/28: Tulsa, OK - Bricktown
    3/14: San Diego, CA - Mic Drop
    3/20: Tempe, AZ - Improv
    3/23: Burbank, CA - Flappers

    • @Froggie124
      @Froggie124 Рік тому +1

      Dang, skipping Houston 🥲

    • @lb6253
      @lb6253 Рік тому

      Will come see you when you're back in Bmore. Can't wait!!!

    • @mitchelladams2574
      @mitchelladams2574 Рік тому +1

      Censorship went too far when they removed. Our right to tell others that we didn't agree with their live choices not being mental illnesses. Live life, but don't push lies to mine

    • @florentinrovira6380
      @florentinrovira6380 Рік тому

      What about messi and Luis Suarez

    • @sarathepirate
      @sarathepirate Рік тому

      If you ever head to the Midwest...?

  • @jordanbutler8530
    @jordanbutler8530 Рік тому +860

    If the Dictionary is banned in Florida for defining every official world, that says a lot about how censorship has gotten too far.

    • @silverjohn6037
      @silverjohn6037 Рік тому

      Probably a few words in there that liberals wouldn't appreciate either. Like the word for a female dog in heat or a female pig in heat.

    • @cryochick9044
      @cryochick9044 Рік тому +39

      Funnily enough
      There's more outrage from them about politicians and political figures having their books banned.

    • @bathamsteryt
      @bathamsteryt Рік тому +43

      Censorship... reminds me of the book we are reading in English class... I think its name was a year???... I think like 1984 or something like that???
      /joke because I do know the book's title

    • @wolfcat1998
      @wolfcat1998 Рік тому +40

      I have a dictionary from the 1920s that has two and a half pages of variations of the n-word. They'd probably prefer that one.

    • @JootjeJ
      @JootjeJ Рік тому +6

      From an outside perspective all censorship goes too far

  • @cephasthamerlin2199
    @cephasthamerlin2199 Рік тому +455

    To be fair, when I was fourteen I absolutely went looking for dirty words in the dictionary. On the other hand, when I was fourteen ANYTHING was titillating - even nothing.

    • @skeleletonboi4533
      @skeleletonboi4533 Рік тому +37

      I believe you purely based on your use of titillating lmaoo

    • @pBlackcoat
      @pBlackcoat Рік тому +29

      "show a 15 year old a socket wrench, and their minds will turn to thoughts of lust"

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion Рік тому +47

      In the 80s, I learned that sex wasn't just "sleeping together" thanks to the Encyclopedia Britannica after panicking when I fell asleep watching a movie with my dad and was scared I had just done something incestuous. Yep, I knew what incest was, but not procreation. That's what happens when your parents think the right time for "The Talk" is when you're 24. I'm not even joking, that's when my Conservative Christian mom finally set me down... after I already had a college degree, had been sexually active for 6 years, and was about to get married. She felt THAT was the time to tell me what sex actually involved. Thank goodness for the encyclopedia.

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 Рік тому +10

      ah yes, religious people@@rhov-anion

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Рік тому +14

      In fairness, the first step to look up a sexual word is to KNOW it.
      If you're able to find it in the dictionary it means you've already been exposed to the concept, but you're choosing to look up actual information instead of just making crude guesses.
      (I'm aware this comment was not defending the ban, just pointing out the wholely terrible logic levels that had to go into this law in the first place.)

  • @twoliver
    @twoliver Рік тому +669

    Alabama hasn't been this upset since they took the signs off the water fountains.

    • @fictionfan0
      @fictionfan0 Рік тому +33

      In the words of Ben from a previous video, "I'm going to need, I don't know, *any* amount of context for this."

    • @ProfessionalNoob717
      @ProfessionalNoob717 Рік тому +45

      @@fictionfan0Alabama was one of the states with segregation.

    • @benrockefeller6334
      @benrockefeller6334 Рік тому +57

      ​@@fictionfan0"Segregation now, Segregation Tomorrow, Segregation Forever!" - George Wallace, Innaguration speech at the beginning of his tenure as governor of Alabama, 1963.

    • @fictionfan0
      @fictionfan0 Рік тому +27

      @@ProfessionalNoob717 And now I regret asking.

    • @silverjohn6037
      @silverjohn6037 Рік тому +3

      When you make a joke about something from 50+ years ago it's probably best to have an audience who at least had parents who were alive when it was relevant;).

  • @theanimalking6976
    @theanimalking6976 Рік тому +130

    I like how California did not want to agree with Florida.

    • @boogsie87
      @boogsie87 Рік тому +5

      No, don't do that, don't make me agree with you 😂

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 9 місяців тому

      California and Florida are both large, warm states with large gay and Hispanic populations, and a huge number of electoral votes that are easily won by Democrats and Republicans respectively- the queens on the chessboard if you will. (Though the effect that DeathSentence embarrassing himself and Trump’s waning enthusiasm factor suggested by the Haley zombie-votes will have on whether Florida remains a red state for long remains to be seen)

  • @JBAGrim
    @JBAGrim Рік тому +101

    "Ok, I'll wait until evening" made me laugh harder than it probably should have.

    • @williamethier6684
      @williamethier6684 Рік тому

      I didn't understand it 😅

    • @perpecedecelequex
      @perpecedecelequex Рік тому +3

      ​@williamethier6684 Mourning sounds like morning, he said "I'm still in mourning" but florida heard "I'm still in morning"

  • @strawberrypink.
    @strawberrypink. Рік тому +39

    With the phone thing, I find it interesting how everyone is like praising apple but nobody is asking about the case/screen protector

  • @keyblademasterclark
    @keyblademasterclark Рік тому +229

    CA and FL are basically frenemies

    • @NilZed1
      @NilZed1 Рік тому +15

      Having lived in both: yes

    • @Lord_Foxy13
      @Lord_Foxy13 Рік тому +9

      Best Frienemies

    • @teh-maxh
      @teh-maxh Рік тому +4

      Because California is bougie Florida.

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 Рік тому +4

      Florida is California if you replace the mountains and earthquakes with Cajun country.

    • @keyblademasterclark
      @keyblademasterclark Рік тому +7

      @@davidkelly4210 I thought cajun country was Louie's thing

  • @DoubleXStudios
    @DoubleXStudios Рік тому +93

    BEN! Glad to see you do Table News again! Always such a treat.

  • @Alverant
    @Alverant Рік тому +32

    Florida's comment about doing it in the evening was gold!

  • @nov4ni
    @nov4ni Рік тому +170

    As someone from Washington, I can confirm we hate Michigan now (UW on top!)

    • @leolionheart5dk574
      @leolionheart5dk574 Рік тому +7

      OH: Now, you know how I feel.

    • @goudawgs
      @goudawgs Рік тому

      Michigan has always been a huge Rival for Washington. The original purpose of the Rosebowl was to be the Pac10 Champ vs the Big 10 Champ, which is often Michigan.

    • @beeafraid22
      @beeafraid22 Рік тому +2

      @@leolionheart5dk574yes, yes they do understand how I feel

    • @G1Android
      @G1Android Рік тому +1

      As someone from Ohio I agree with you, except that whole "UW on top" nonsense.

    • @Sarara14
      @Sarara14 Рік тому +1

      You thought a dog could take out a wolverine? Ha!

  • @gummybear2253
    @gummybear2253 Рік тому +53

    I have missed these so much.. and.. this one made me laugh so much! 😂

  • @theMoerster
    @theMoerster Рік тому +24

    I see Michigan managed get his hands on the Black Cherry Vernors. Well done.

    • @katherinewiykovics1602
      @katherinewiykovics1602 Рік тому +2

      He's had it for a while but it still sparks joy everytime I see it.

    • @artchic528
      @artchic528 Рік тому +3

      I was at a mechanic’s near the North Carolina/South Carolina border getting my car fixed a few weeks ago and saw Vernors in the vending machine in their reception area. I legit had to do a double take and take a picture to show my boyfriend (he’s originally from Michigan) with the text, “Are we in Detroit or something?”

  • @The.Mountain.Flower
    @The.Mountain.Flower Рік тому +91

    "I don't do islands" that's BOLD to say right after the anniversary of the US's illegal occupation of Hawai'i (very in character) (also on a bigger scale every land mass is an island so...)

    • @Xiassen
      @Xiassen 11 місяців тому +3

      I.e., the minor and outlying line

    • @lastresort1plays
      @lastresort1plays 11 місяців тому +2

      To be fair that one wasn't the Federal Government as much as American companies, all of the islands were.

    • @chloeedmund4350
      @chloeedmund4350 11 місяців тому

      Tbf Hawaii never returns his calls so...

    • @moleratical1232
      @moleratical1232 10 місяців тому

      @@lastresort1plays
      Yes, and the political leaders were divided over what had happened, but eventually (like a year or so later) the imperialist came to power and annexed it, so it best it's still tacist approvial and at worst it's still naked imperialism by proxy, then by not proxy.

    • @lastresort1plays
      @lastresort1plays 10 місяців тому +1

      @@moleratical1232 It's important to remember this was a somewhat controversial topic at the time and violence that occurred wasn't directly caused by US government, doesn't excuse it's actions but we should blame corporations for their crimes and governments for theirs

  • @Bosnian.Spartan
    @Bosnian.Spartan Рік тому +43

    Finally! I'm glad 1 creator that makes skits about politics made a reference to Epstein's list

    • @seregiel9541
      @seregiel9541 Рік тому +3

      Josh Johnson got in some as well.

    • @shawnycoffman
      @shawnycoffman Рік тому +1

      To be fair, though, wasn't the list just the Epstein's aircraft manifest? This was just who rode on the plane not who rode on the plane to the island. Epstein courted high rollers all over the world.

  • @jdcnosse
    @jdcnosse Рік тому +68

    Would have been cool to put Spigen (the case manufacturer) in the skit but that news probably broke after filming lol

    • @sujimtangerines
      @sujimtangerines Рік тому +15

      Ahhh, that makes so much more sense. I kept asking if it was sealed in an OtterBox or sumn bc ain't no way in hell an uncased iPhone survives that fall. It's a meme the screen cracks if you look at it too hard for a reason.

    • @jdcnosse
      @jdcnosse Рік тому +11

      @@sujimtangerines yeah it was revealed a couple days ago who the case manufacturer was and which specific case it was

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 Рік тому

      OtterBoxes could protect the concrete from Nokias@@sujimtangerines

  • @jamestuc80
    @jamestuc80 Рік тому +4

    I laughed so hard when CA said dont make me agree with you

  • @BrunoZaigot
    @BrunoZaigot Рік тому +4

    Perfect timing for Ohio to come in. Great job I'm in tears!

  • @strouda56
    @strouda56 11 місяців тому +1

    LOL! "No...don't do that...don't make me agree with you...!" Perfect *Chef's Kiss*

  • @williamhansen9456
    @williamhansen9456 Рік тому +10

    Almost at a million subs! Keep the table news coming my man!

  • @kenarbes
    @kenarbes Рік тому +32

    *Sits up straight.* That's 2 counties away from me! And it's just the Merriam-Webster dictionary. There's other dictionaries. This will create a competition amongst dictionary publishers. They must be getting bored. This law took effect July 1, last year. And they've got 1,600 books under review. Based upon Ronnie's poll numbers, he doesn't have a snowball's chance, and based upon his shenanigans as Gov of Florida, it'd be interesting to see who replaces him next election.

    • @CatherinePuce
      @CatherinePuce Рік тому +5

      I still wonder want count as worthy to be banned if dictionnaries need to be reviewed. I do not think Merriam-Webster does a that bad job at writing dictionary. How hard it is to write one and what you do to get it banned?

    • @soren3569
      @soren3569 Рік тому +11

      @@CatherinePuce It's a culture-wars thing. M-W added a trans-friendly definition of 'female' (and, after some folks noted an imbalance, got around to doing the same for 'male'). This made the news in all the usual right-wing hot-spots, so of course someone demanded the book be pulled from school libraries.

    • @kenarbes
      @kenarbes Рік тому

      @@CatherinePuce Show pictures?

    • @moxiebombshell
      @moxiebombshell Рік тому +2

      My capstone project for my bachelor's degree was creating a database of all the book bans in Florida public schools for the 2022-2023 school year, searchable by school district, state, author, title, or subject/genre. There were I think 3500+ individual bans/challenges across 1500+ different books, and that was just one year.

    • @lakeireland
      @lakeireland Рік тому +3

      As someone one county away, the suggestion to ban the dictionary is
      to mock all the other books Ronnie has banned. That people are taking this as something serious is hilarious!

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster Рік тому +19

    When the CEO of Apple showed up, I half expected Lando Kalriz to make a cameo and throw pens at him.

    • @deverashb.4875
      @deverashb.4875 Рік тому +1

      That'd be an awesome collab

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster Рік тому +2

      @@deverashb.4875 It would. He's already had a few, such as Rebecca Rogers, so here's hoping.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Рік тому +1

      Don't worry, the NEXT iPhone will have that altitude durability feature engineered out so that you can have even MORE reasons to have to buy a new one more than once a year!

    • @nickdejager8873
      @nickdejager8873 Рік тому +2

      Doesn't he have more important things to do? Like running Cloud City?

  • @ashleymorgan7652
    @ashleymorgan7652 Рік тому +14

    I have been waiting to see your take on the mall aliens

  • @rockcat5000
    @rockcat5000 Рік тому +3

    Thanks!

  • @hereforthememes
    @hereforthememes Рік тому +4

    Omg these just make me giggle nonstop. Thanks for the excellent hodgepodge of lists!

  • @damnthisisalongname_4764
    @damnthisisalongname_4764 Рік тому +4

    I am absolutely in love with this series, I can’t wait to see more!

  • @Htt.ps-Chaos
    @Htt.ps-Chaos Рік тому +8

    Aaa!! So worth the wait! Instant classic.

  • @alexithymiaah
    @alexithymiaah Рік тому +4

    Didn’t realize how much I missed the Table

  • @thestrikernetwork125
    @thestrikernetwork125 Рік тому +19

    “Hi, I’m Tim Cook”
    I honest to God thought he was going to say “Tim Apple”

  • @rachelpicheo8959
    @rachelpicheo8959 Рік тому +1

    Pensacola native here...yes we are basically Lower Alabama.

  • @rachellaney5852
    @rachellaney5852 Рік тому +3

    Welcome back. Oh how I have missed these.

  • @ceceliadenny3542
    @ceceliadenny3542 Рік тому +1

    Oh dear God! Florida just give up. Can you imagine telling your child to look up a word and then remembering the dictionary is banned? I lose hope for Florida every day.

  • @rjdruhan
    @rjdruhan Рік тому +22

    One word: Pensabama

    • @lakeireland
      @lakeireland Рік тому +3

      Excuse you, it’s Florabama or L.A.(Lower Alabama).

    • @rjdruhan
      @rjdruhan Рік тому +2

      @@lakeireland The whole panhandle west of PCB is. But he said Escambia specifically 😅

  • @romulusnr
    @romulusnr Рік тому +3

    1:19 Good rocking the Cascadia shirt

  • @sistakia33
    @sistakia33 Рік тому +2

    Thank you for coming back to this! 😂

  • @The_Malcontented
    @The_Malcontented Рік тому +1

    He's back! Awwwww yiiiiiissss, finally a new video. Thank you Ben!

  • @kendrawallace2488
    @kendrawallace2488 Рік тому +1

    1:50 ermegerd! Where did you find cherry vernor's?! Asking for kentucky.

  • @megendoherty380
    @megendoherty380 Рік тому +7

    Someone needs to get George Carlin back here to discuss the Dictionary issue here where I live in Florida! He'd have a bunch to say 😉

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx Рік тому +3

      He'd have so much to say period...

  • @jayemdaewarehouse9027
    @jayemdaewarehouse9027 Рік тому +1

    I went to college in Escambia county, I’m not terribly surprised about the dictionary in that backwood.

  • @realquadmoo
    @realquadmoo Рік тому +3

    WASHINGTON SHOUTOUT!!!!!

  • @josephteller9715
    @josephteller9715 Рік тому +8

    Thank You for making the best of a horrible bunch of headlines.

  • @ashleighlalonde6394
    @ashleighlalonde6394 Рік тому +22

    Mi is 100% accurate in this. If you want material, just mention the last lions game broke the decibel record (sound was just under that of a jet) for Ford Field in their game against the LA Rams. Probably going to break it again this Sunday. GO LIONS!
    Also, UoM is currently going through some turmoil right now with the quarterback announcing for the draft along with another solid player. We may also lose the head coach to the NFL (currently in negotiations).

    • @llmkursk8254
      @llmkursk8254 Рік тому +1

      Lions actually doing well? Or are the fans just excited?

    • @seatripreports
      @seatripreports Рік тому

      ⁠@@llmkursk8254they won their first playoff game in 32 years

    • @ashleighlalonde6394
      @ashleighlalonde6394 Рік тому +1

      @@llmkursk8254 Oh its definitely different this year. Lions have been having their best season in decades. They are on their 2nd playoff game with a chance to make to the SB if they play their cards right.
      The fun with the drama in last weeks game was the LA Rams had the previous QB (Matthew Stafford) who requested to leave the Lions after 12 seasons and was traded in 2021 for Jared Goff. Matt helped the Rams win the Superbowl in 2022 after the trade. Goff the previous LA Rams QB who had been let go due to a disappointing season has been doing fantastic since he joined the team. The entire franchise is revitalized and its being noticed by everybody. Even if they don't make it to the SB this season, I can definitely see it happening in a future season. THAT idea was a pipe dream just a few years ago.

    • @llmkursk8254
      @llmkursk8254 Рік тому +1

      @@ashleighlalonde6394 I don't blame Matthew, considering what I've heard about the Lions, but it's nice to hear that the Lions are *finally* doing well.
      Here's hoping it doesn't end up like the Vikings and they stumble at the final hurdle.

    • @gaigeyachcik3544
      @gaigeyachcik3544 Рік тому +1

      I don’t even like football and I’m excited about it

  • @PoggeB13
    @PoggeB13 Рік тому +1

    I love these.

  • @SephoneNorth
    @SephoneNorth Рік тому +1

    I thought the dictionary thing was a joke. Of freaking course it’s Escambia County. I’m so mad right now

  • @lukemendel8197
    @lukemendel8197 Рік тому +3

    Apple: THE POWER OF MONEY!
    Me: JUST LET MY IPAD LAST 2 YEARS BEFORE I NEED A NEW ONE! AURRRRGH I HATE PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE!

  • @mewmew8932
    @mewmew8932 Рік тому +5

    Florida's got a good point about Epstein's Island, and that's scary

  • @DucNguyen-bd5ir
    @DucNguyen-bd5ir Рік тому +1

    Seriously, I have been waiting for this since the last one. This is my favorite of your content ... Escape rooms is 2.

  • @rainwitchansy
    @rainwitchansy Рік тому +1

    RUNNING SCREAMING & CRYING A NEW TABLE VIDEO!! (lol idk it’s a slow day today at the library 😂)

  • @katgolden
    @katgolden Рік тому

    Meanwhile New York is buried under 6 feet of snow

  • @AndrewDeLong
    @AndrewDeLong Рік тому +2

    I'd be okay with Florida banning the dictionary so long as they couple it with the Bible.

  • @JnEricsonx
    @JnEricsonx Рік тому +1

    :45 God-DAMN....Ben!

  • @killercaos123
    @killercaos123 Рік тому

    When the last time both Oregon and Washington made an appearance? So rare

  • @bemasaberwyn55
    @bemasaberwyn55 Рік тому +1

    Why am I California 😂😂😂😂

  • @KeithCooper-Albuquerque
    @KeithCooper-Albuquerque Рік тому +1

    Ben, you are a genius!

  • @Ayoede
    @Ayoede Рік тому +13

    Go Blue and Super Bowl LVIII here we come!!!
    -Michigan

  • @lauren3224
    @lauren3224 Рік тому +1

    2:03 Oh dear

  • @thomasbriscojr.3765
    @thomasbriscojr.3765 Рік тому +1

    I have mist you.

  • @TatharNuar
    @TatharNuar 8 місяців тому

    I was not ready for 0:45

  • @BasicDrumming
    @BasicDrumming Рік тому

    Great video.

  • @nalanimulcahy8451
    @nalanimulcahy8451 Рік тому

    I adore the table, even when New York isn't there...

  • @aeronoctem103
    @aeronoctem103 Рік тому +1

    Can you do a segment about Oklahoma banning furries from participating in after school activities and clubs? And saying they'll call animal control on them? Thanks!

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 Рік тому +2

    I love Florida, my state is insane

  • @TurboBronco239
    @TurboBronco239 Рік тому

    What was the conversation you had with the brand that made the flamingo bucket hat you originally used for Florida? So that you could make it part of your The Table merch ?

  • @valiensr1037
    @valiensr1037 Рік тому

    I mean, in Florida’s defense, the police are legally authorized to lie to the public

  • @susiedupuy9532
    @susiedupuy9532 Рік тому

    Good one, hardly any Texas.

  • @atanaciogarza7176
    @atanaciogarza7176 Рік тому

    Not going to touch on the tunnels in New York?

  • @vis_viva
    @vis_viva 11 місяців тому

    I look forward to hearing what Alaska has to say about Russia's recent territorial claims.

    • @aaliyah7792
      @aaliyah7792 11 місяців тому

      "Fuck that!" Is what we say. You legally sold us fair and square, you don't get to just call us back just because we are more useful than you originally thought!

  • @jacobyspurnger8488
    @jacobyspurnger8488 Рік тому

    Back at the table!!! When you gonna come back to sumit city?

  • @Kats_Tea_Time
    @Kats_Tea_Time Рік тому +1

    Oh, I've missed these, lol.

  • @jupiterfleetyard
    @jupiterfleetyard Рік тому

    2:44 the 22 shouts in the background.

  • @tylermcmurray2232
    @tylermcmurray2232 10 місяців тому

    i hate it cause i live in santa rosa which is right next to escambia

  • @In_TheMoonlight
    @In_TheMoonlight Рік тому +1

    Still so sad about Washington losing to Michigan 😔

  • @abigailhubbard1055
    @abigailhubbard1055 Рік тому

    Yay! More Alabama!

  • @flamethefurry3516
    @flamethefurry3516 Рік тому +1

    I'm disappointed he never brought up those two gentlemen in the senate chamber... or those other two gentlemen in the senate chamber

  • @HopeRock425
    @HopeRock425 Рік тому

    Can you make full length videos where the states talk about news again?

  • @lillilake
    @lillilake Рік тому

    Yay! Seahawks hat added!

  • @generalzeta7000
    @generalzeta7000 Рік тому

    Shortly after those alies showed up I left Florida for a week.

  • @ScarletRebel96
    @ScarletRebel96 Рік тому +3

    Ben I don't know if you'll respond to this but in about a months time I will be moving from Colorado to Minnesota, as someone who's never been to any Midwest/great north states before , is there any advice you can give or recommend about Minnesota?

    • @kathystigger6020
      @kathystigger6020 Рік тому +3

      I am from IL. I think the biggest difference will be that Colorado has Mountains and Michigan is about as flat as u can get. Maybe temp. Not sure. But the Midwest is fun. Welcome....

    • @clockside
      @clockside Рік тому +5

      How flat it is here means less cover from the wind in winter too.
      My mom has lived in Colorado before and enjoyed it. She grew up here in Minnesota and I've spent most of my life here too. I wish the summers were better (stupid mosquitos and humidity), but the thunderstorms are pretty at least. Just make sure you know about tornado safety and create plans for what to do if you need to take shelter both at home and while out. Even straight line winds here can make it look like tornados touched down, so don't take it too lightly.

    • @jalapeno1119
      @jalapeno1119 Рік тому +1

      It's good that you're already used to the cold. And outdoor sports.

  • @summerstarr3446
    @summerstarr3446 Рік тому

    *dies* Okay, as someone originally from Escambia County, OMG, we called Pensacola *LA* for Lower Alabama (I am from a "suburb" of Pensacola, and those quotation marks are doing a LOT of lifting). That joke is a riot and a half because it's so true! (FYI - the next legit town over was Pace = Piece'o A$$ Comes Easy... so... stompin grounds. Everything's simpler in the south?) I haven't lived there for 20 years, but damn. Memories. Glad I got out of that black-hole of suck.

  • @dutch24
    @dutch24 Рік тому +11

    I can list so many things wrong with all this!

  • @cameronjadewallace
    @cameronjadewallace Рік тому +3

    I've been waiting for the whole dictionary thing... With baited breath

  • @comparatorclock
    @comparatorclock Рік тому

    what's with those harry potter glasses for tim cook?

  • @MidasOnTwitch
    @MidasOnTwitch 11 місяців тому

    As a die-hard Michigan and Lions fan, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @megendoherty380
    @megendoherty380 Рік тому

    Broadcast News has nothing on the Table! Pun intended 😂👍

  • @kogababe
    @kogababe Рік тому

    Panhandle is just lower Georgia

  • @borttorbbq2556
    @borttorbbq2556 Рік тому

    Yeah pete carol I don't know man I don't know how to feel about that

  • @RogbodgeVideo
    @RogbodgeVideo Рік тому

    When did Gov last get a haircut?

  • @PheOfTheFae
    @PheOfTheFae Рік тому

    The channel How Ridiculous here on YT had a video where they were dropping an old school Nokia v. an iPhone out of a helicopter. The iPhone did surprisingly well (I mean, we all know the Nokia is indestructable, but)!

  • @Slothptimal
    @Slothptimal Рік тому

    I love this series - though that low definition intro is rough.

  • @mbyerly9680
    @mbyerly9680 Рік тому

    In scary news, a submarine, the USS Florida, is currently in the Middle East.

    • @darkiee69
      @darkiee69 Рік тому +1

      What's another crazy over there, it'll fit right in with the rest of them.

  • @ladyofthemasque
    @ladyofthemasque Рік тому +1

    Now that you're living in California, you've managed to nail the look of a Silicon Valley dwaffle!

  • @joshwilhoyte4453
    @joshwilhoyte4453 Рік тому

    Go Dawgs!

  • @JonesNate
    @JonesNate Рік тому

    2:57 -- 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nlinzer
    @Nlinzer Рік тому +8

    Is the high glitch sound effect for transitions here to stay? Because causing some pretty bad noise sensitivity for me.
    (Sorry I don't know how to phrase that. I mean my noise sensitivy is making that sound cause problems for me. I'm not trying to pressure you. Just want to know if it's now the standard transition.)

    • @romulusnr
      @romulusnr Рік тому +2

      You would *not* have survived the years between 1960 and 2000.
      That's the pre-digital sound of a TV channel changing.

    • @Nlinzer
      @Nlinzer Рік тому +2

      @@romulusnr probably not. Good thing I was born in 99

    • @phoenix0166
      @phoenix0166 Рік тому

      @@Nlinzertime traveler!

  • @JTaylor-ll9ol
    @JTaylor-ll9ol Рік тому +1

    Hi everyone

  • @CrimsonFox36
    @CrimsonFox36 Рік тому +1

    Im glad you're not on SNL.
    Your back would be sore after the first month

  • @HylianJayAppears
    @HylianJayAppears Рік тому

    Bittersweet Washington state screentime

  • @andrewthomas817
    @andrewthomas817 Рік тому

    i think michigan should sometimes drink faygo

  • @banditodestiny
    @banditodestiny 11 місяців тому

    I need to know if my fellow Bills fan New York is okay after we got cheated by KC last week 🥺

  • @dr.floridamanphd
    @dr.floridamanphd Рік тому

    Not the first time this dumbass state banned dictionaries.
    Happened in Sarasota County a year or two ago. All donated by the Rotary Club. The state had to make sure those were real dictionaries and not “woke” dictionaries 🤦‍♂️