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Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids
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- Опубліковано 31 сер 2009
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'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.
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"Now the only excuse for not knowing every detail of your child's life is having a life of your own." I see what you did there, Jim!
Sorry, I had to comment.
Sorry I did too
Me as well
Couldn't help myself
Oops
I bet Onion bloopers are worth their weight in gold.
Emeralds.
@@jackmclean9529 SPLASH
Pork Fuu SHINEI, KAKYOIN
I don't think the bloopers weight anything though ...
Sadely there are none :( this must be real news.
Omg the onion predicted kids leaving Facebook and why
you're crazy kids love pretending to give a fuck about their family's riveting pilgrimage to costco last weekend.
@@eatmyhole9677 I love seeing grandmas rascim
@@sinsoftheswamp8346 same
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Hey you okay?
The foresight of the Onion is getting spooky!
"Get your glasses ready because we're gonna interview a war widow in 3D"
lmao good lord
get your glasses out!
Remember when 3D was a thing? Damn...
@@GTA5Player1 Yeah, nowadays I just live in 2D.
"Just spell everything wrong and swear alot". So true.
U focking wut m8
@@SammyJoeLouis mom? that you?
Atrixx lol
@@rhabbit4161 lmao
Sammy Joe Louis feck off
I had to pause this video like 3 times to read all the comments and tweets Jeff's mom left. lol
Bro I woulda don that 2 but i remenbered i sholdnt looc at skreens 2 long
yea dint lok at screenz to long bro totallly messes wit i-site, so not cool :(
Me 2
Me too, it was worth it.
Bro yoo should driv slow cos pollice cant give yu a tickey
she made him check his tire pressure, lol
It's really sad how this is supposed to be a joke yet my mom is actually like this. No exaggeration.
everystar15 how are things playing out?
update plz
Same. Mine stalks both my younger sister and me. Mine even called and texted my friends, when i havent been online for a day or 2, because she panicked looool
Oh my god you are the mom all along
OP has had this account taken and it was the mom! Run before she does it to you.
Freeze the screen during the Twitter pages and it's priceless how E-Mom sends subtle messages for Jeff to check his tire pressure, visit his mom, and dump Jenny.
"Dear Jeff, Suck It, Sincerely, Adam"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
The woman they picked for the E-MOM & The makeup was just friggin perfect! You guys never cease to amaze me to make it look so real, it's scary!
Inflatable ape draws investors back to Wall Street. Did the Onion predict NFTs?
They really did
So damn right. This is absolutley stunning writing and comic.acting. SNL hasn't done anything near this good or this relevant in years. Decades probably.
never since 1896
Last time SNL was cutting edge, John Belushi was in the cast
SNL is always so over the top and hysterical 😴
Ironically this stupid comment is under every onion video. UA-camrs are the lowest form of funny.
ever
“Girls like that like to have fun”
"So now the only excuse for not knowing every detail of your child's life is having a life of your own".
I am laughing so hard from this but also crying because this isn't even satire, this is just what parents do now, even a decade later.
This is why you adjust privacy settings to control who can see photos tagged of you by other people. This is also why you have an entire separate list titled Family and block them from EVERYTHING! :-D
10 year old comment
@@SteveOnlin yeah
This is why you create fake profiles
There is something known as fake profiles
Lists are now visible so they can see you doing this. It's better to just go into settings and delete your account.
lmaoooooooo "porno fuuuckd up my computr!"
The attention to detail in these videos is amazing. I especially liked the way Gloria had only two friends!
Forgot the part where you spam Minion memes that make no sense
yeah this would be more accurate if this was made after despicable me was released
2:04 "porno fuuuckd up my computr!"
God, aint that the truth.
My daughters are 6 & 2 and this gives me a lot of time to strategize on how I will keep tabs on them. I can post threatening messages on the wall of the guys in their photos and tell them that they need to stay away from them. I'll put a fake profile of a muscular guy with a black belt in martial arts.
For bonus points make sure the pfp is a 6'7 black man with a black belt
@@shadows_star Damn you're good. Thanks will do!
And throw in a little love for the second amendment as well, just for good measure
6 and 2 by looks? 1 is average and 1 ugly? Sry bro
Your mom taught you well, eh jeff?
"SHIT! almost forgot my dAd's Bday tday, Anyone else gto yr dad's bday comeing up?"
ngl incredibly accurate Karen
This genuinely made me feel bad for my mom.
Gotta love that guilt because you don't let someone love you enough.
"So now the only excuse for not knowing every detail of your child's life, is having a life of your own."
I wish parents would get their own damn lives.
Many do
@@Oatmea1L Increasingly so, and that's been a pleasant development.
@@republicofsandles no
"People have kids to live through them, study finds." -The Onion
0:55 Adam Lambert: Dear Jeff, suck it. Sincerely, Adam.
Lmao onion predicted bored apes.
well this is eerily accurate for me as i cant get a friend without my family practically doxxing them
"Now, the only excuse to not know every detail of your child's life is to have a life of your own."
Oh God, I almost fell down laughing at that.
The tragedy of this sketch is that there are plenty of of mothers and fathers who are actually like this and think they're doing something good. Ridiculous.
Actually, the tragedy of this sketch is it predicts the horror of our Facebook culture in general.
@@loge10 yes, exactly. That's the horror of the FB culture with ONE of the many things that is wrong about it.......parental interference.
ah dude! porno fucked up my computr!
All of this is real
All of this exists
This is not a joke taken to it's highest possible conclusion
This is just something that happens
Yep. My mom begged me to add her on FB. She *promised* she wouldn't write anything on my wall. But she commented the shit out of anything and everything I said. I unfriended her, and no, I've never felt bad about it.
Rustin Stardust
What a mad lad
@@insertyourfeelingshere8106 Nope. Just a lass with sass.
Rustin Stardust
Do u not realise I am mocking you
@@insertyourfeelingshere8106
Do you not realize I don't care?
I am mocking your poetic retort
With my own rhyming flair
"can't wait for the wkend! 2 visit my mom!"
This triggered me because in highschool my uncle's wife was Facebook stalking me, didn't realize she clicked on to the profile of a friend who wrote on my wall and then called my grandma to tell her how i was sneaking out to all the places my friend had posted about on his profile.
I didn't realize what was happening when i got ambushed and screamed at for going places i never went on days.... I never left my house.
Im lucky i was suicidal with crippling depression so i could easily point to the fact I was literally home all day everyday so there was no time for me to be lying about where i was going...
I immediately went on Facebook when mid scream, they slipped that nobody "saw me at the places but somebody saw it on my Facebook wall". I went to my wall, pointed out there was nothing that was being described, then I saw my friend's post, clicked on his profile and found every fucking thing I was accused of doing.
I wasn't even 16 at the time, I'm 28 now.... And I still won't accept any family on any social media. I don't even use Facebook anymore, I just update my profile picture like once a year to give the impression I use it regularly.... Just so they KNOW I saw their friend requests and REFUSE to acknowledge them.
Fun inflatable ape draws investors to wallstreet! The onion predicted GME
This one hit waaaayyy too close to home lol
One of my favorite Onion videos ever ahahaha.
Hi austin
The better ones are the news segments they do.
Omg 14 years ago your name was Duncan. I did not expect to see you in the comment section.
"So now the only excuse for not knowing every detail of your child is having a life of your own." Lol'ed at that one
"we're going to interview a war widow in 3D. "
EPIC
Unexpectedly, this one is one of my absolute favorites of the Onion's. I am in tears at the mother's attempts to blend in with the natives. Day 52...
"The only excuse for not knowing every details of your child's life is having a life of your own."
ROFL
This aged soooooooo well
Funniest part was saying you just needed to swear and use bad grammar.
This was so funny! My son was the one to get me on Facebook to begin with and while I do love the picture sharing capabilities, it sure can be an eye-popping experience! I try to stick to what they send my way...it's easier on me!
2:44 Fun inflatable ape draws investors back to Wall Street wow did they predict WSB
this is just so well done I keep coming back to it
A lot of parents of full grown adults are probably like this..... Unfortunately I could see my parents doing this to me and my sister..... Good on the Onion for calling out this bullshit in a funny way!
"So now the only excuse for not knowing every detail of your child's life is having a life of your own."
Ah, The Onion is so full of wisdom.
STOP IT MOM! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!
Im still waiting on the edition of Today Now where they tell us how to tell someone the bathroom is being used without feeling weird
“Thank you so much for being with us again”
“Ok”
"Fun, inflatable ape draws investors back to Wall Street."
It's not an exact prediction but is close enough to say that The Onion predicted NFTs
*laughs in college student stuck at home for COVID*
I did my current events for my class assignment on this, my favorite news source.
Not my parents but LITERALLY how my extended family sees Facebook... XD
Jim fucking demolished her in one line
Look at that laptop. Amazing how far we came in a short time
We watched this in my AP Lit class to demonstrate Gertrude's role in Hamlet.
I paused the video a few times to read the posts...the people that come up with this content are hilarious
Now I get why the biggest social media for teens/young adults keep changing every decade or so... parents can't keep up on the new app they never used when they were younger. Good to know tiktok will become old-fashioned around 2030 then
I'm not muslim.... but when he said Emom I thought he said Imam lmao
I've watched this 5 times and that's the first time I noticed that. Good catch!
I love coming back to these. Next level comedy.
Girls like that like to have fun 🤣
ah dude!! porno fucked up my computr! LMAO
Cant wait fer weekensd!!!! 2 visit my mom.
Every parent need to remember to do this once in a while :D Brilliant.
This is totally my mom. Lol
omg scary
found ya
found ya
Man !!! 11 years apart
An ancient comment!
@@calvinscarvings.66 I have no recollection of commenting that haha
Why does onion news always turn on captions? Is that me or for everyone?
yeah i get that too its weird
Something wrong with you two
Probably brown skin?
She’d be better off using that Twitter account to send Jeff messages like “dude. Hv u seen da new Durex comercial? Was awesome!”
"Get those glasses out" gets me every time!
One of the few that feel 100% true!
2:07 Pause it, read.....
The term e-mom would ring differently today
dont let my mom see this she would love this
Onion stories seem to be getting more and more true...
It's definitely a serious issue that parents are using those sites to stalk their children, even when they're not children anymore. I've even heard schools and news networks ENCOURAGING parents to use those sites for that purpose.
But still, nice one, Onion.
hahahahaha this is gold
Seriously, the best part is the things she posts and the responses. The tweet about checking his tire pressure. And then threatening to kill that girl
wheare a warm coat... LOLOL
I am so glad my parents think that facebook is too stupid to bother making an account. I avoid adding strangers as friends just in case
My mother has mental health issues that sometimes go untreated. My eldest sister did a great job filling in for her while she was sick.
One day, while my mom was medicated, she told me "I love the way your sister takes care of you guys while I'm away. But when I'm medicated, I'm mom. It's easy to use Sarah's motherly instincts to freak her out so she'll leave to go see her boyfriend while I make up lost time being a mom"
E-mom 🤣🤣🤣
Onion, oh Onion. You've outdone yourselves. If only we had your budget... Bravo!
What's scary is I can almost promise you all that some mom out there is actually taking up this advice. :D
the first time i saw this a couple years ago i thought it was fake
crazylilbuddy huh?
"Get those glasses out!" lmao
Stop it your killing me HAHAHAHA
And now it’s Insta and snap
The onion's total genius is revealed in the fact that it seems half the people can't even tell it's satire.
That said, I swear i know some mothers, namely mine, who try and do this.
I just love this video!
hahahah my professor showed us this! so hilarious
Boomers.
Many people here fail to see the second layer to this video.
If people kept more in touch with their parents they wouldn’t have to do desperate attempts to stay in touch that way.
Imagine loving a child and taking good care of it for 16 or 17 years and then from one to another moment you don’t hear anything anymore. That’s hard and also wrong. You don’t need to be a parent to understand that.
That’s life, young animals don’t care for their parents once they leave the nest. Parents are there for their children, but it’s not the other way around. Parents should be prepared for this. They come back when they need you to take care of your grandchildren.
MOM,stop posting these weirdly specific comments about our relationship. That's so cringe.
@@AlexssandroMeneses that's right leave us alone. Cringe is not something you want to binge like in the Union. Imo greatest responds. I might use it.
GET YOUR GLASSES READY BECAUSE WE’RE GONNA INTERVIEW A WAR WIDOW IN 3D
2:03 "porno fuuuckd up my computr!" lol
Why can't this be the official news source?
Lol, it is
BUT YOU DO HAVE A UA-cam ACCOUNT. HI HONEY!
SMALL QUESTION: WHERE IS CAPS LOCK KEY?
JAJAJA
0:54 "dear jeff, suck it, sincerely adam"
LOL
Wow @TheOnion you are the best ever.
hey is this fake?