Medium Channels The Spirits Of Old Acquaintances For Awkward Small Talk

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  • @mercster
    @mercster 6 років тому +8732

    "Hey Mark." "Soooo..." "Yeah." Spooky.

    • @christosvoskresye
      @christosvoskresye 5 років тому +394

      "Oh hi Mark."

    • @thrashingpanic
      @thrashingpanic 5 років тому +472

      That was totally him.

    • @tilburg8683
      @tilburg8683 5 років тому +110

      @@christosvoskresye YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!

    • @Leo1239150
      @Leo1239150 5 років тому +21

      Niels Vantilburg anyways, how’s you sex life?

    • @caracaes
      @caracaes 5 років тому +68

      I think they actually contacted a spirit there accidentally.
      That was way too authentic to be acting lol... 😂

  • @sudocatsda1guy390
    @sudocatsda1guy390 6 років тому +8853

    What would be even funnier, is that if someone didn't remember a spirit that clearly knows them

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 5 років тому +121

      Well I guess the whole point of the joke is that the guy isn’t a legit medium, he just „conjures“ „spirits“ of people that are so totally indefinite anyone could recognise them as their distant acquaintances

    • @ShiaNeko
      @ShiaNeko 4 роки тому +200

      @@mark9294 That couldn't be it. The first guest never mentions working in finance, but the first person conjured says "still working in finance?"

    • @8pija22
      @8pija22 4 роки тому +129

      theres this key and peele skit like that, this guy goes to a graveyard to go to his grandfathers grave and a long lost acquaintance appears from a nearby grave. He doesn't recognize him.

    • @notyouraveragejoe7003
      @notyouraveragejoe7003 4 роки тому +5

      Gorillo that’s a funny one of theirs

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 4 роки тому +7

      They probably had a bunch of ideas but they can only include so many and keep the bit funny

  • @KinEnriquez
    @KinEnriquez 5 років тому +3181

    "Non-abusive circus plagued with disobedient animals"

    • @The_Scouts_Code
      @The_Scouts_Code 5 років тому +10

      Kin Enriquez wait that was in there?

    • @Hedgehog-plant
      @Hedgehog-plant 5 років тому +56

      @@The_Scouts_Code 2:45 at the bottom of the screen

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 роки тому +5

      The Webstermap app for words sounds like Twitter's trending map.

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm 3 роки тому +62

      Well, I would call it discipline, not abuse, and the circus animals will thank the ringmasters later when they're all grown up.
      Also, this hurts them more than it hurts the animals.

    • @idkwhatnametoputhere5323
      @idkwhatnametoputhere5323 3 роки тому +13

      @@meisteremm “This hurts them more than it hurts the animals”... right...

  • @PrinceJes
    @PrinceJes 5 років тому +5868

    "Do you know --"
    "She's gone."
    "Oh 😔"

  • @StarFoth
    @StarFoth 6 років тому +4632

    The detective guy said he needed to sit in silence for at least an hour
    This guy does it so much faster

    • @lemonke8132
      @lemonke8132 6 років тому +7

      Star Foth lmfao

    • @adriannissen
      @adriannissen 5 років тому +238

      With this guy it adds up to an hour of awkward silence anyway.

    • @HaxxorElite
      @HaxxorElite 5 років тому +4

      OwO

    • @TheJudge064
      @TheJudge064 5 років тому +50

      He may have sat in silence before the interview.

    • @supercomputer0448
      @supercomputer0448 5 років тому +59

      This guy's a fake. The other guy was real.

  • @dvdjkaufmn
    @dvdjkaufmn 6 років тому +2310

    "My best friend was sleeping with this guy".. "That was totally him" LOLOL!!!

  • @DoneDragon1
    @DoneDragon1 6 років тому +1409

    This is real, you can't act like your talking to acquaintances ghosts like that

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 4 роки тому +9

      *you're (contraction of "YOU aRE")
      "Your" is for possession.

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 роки тому +55

      @@alvallac2171 He was channeling a dead acquaintance with poor spelling, so don't blame him.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 роки тому +9

      @@alvallac2171 Technically the medium is possessed, so possession is the correct term here.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 роки тому +4

      @@Pagalchhagal Nothing to do with the thread. A random comment like that makes you sound like an imaginary bot.

    • @aquidillion
      @aquidillion 3 роки тому +1

      @@Pagalchhagal Feels like this comment ages pretty poorly

  • @apetty5918
    @apetty5918 5 років тому +653

    Bahahahahsh! "I have to go" "Me too" OMG THAT WAS DEFINITELY HIM!

    • @forman208
      @forman208 4 роки тому +4

      Chill the fuck out

  • @LePageChannel
    @LePageChannel 5 років тому +4592

    Every actor on every episode is so funny. Where do they find these people?

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 5 років тому +761

      Yes! They’re consistently very good. Must be hundreds of underemployed yet talented actors in L.A. willing to work cheaply.

    • @altnarrative
      @altnarrative 5 років тому +56

      LePage Channel Craigslist

    • @kmcg1246
      @kmcg1246 5 років тому +220

      LePage Channel They mostly have such an upper middle class, Midwestern parent look to them to. Like they got roped into this while their kids are off touring a private college campus.

    • @billysanpidro
      @billysanpidro 5 років тому +81

      You mean those are actors???

    • @ns2443
      @ns2443 5 років тому +127

      They found them on the street, didn't you hear?

  • @michaelb.tysonson3375
    @michaelb.tysonson3375 6 років тому +1926

    10 Best Careers for someone of your Level of Attractiveness

  • @klutterkicker
    @klutterkicker 12 років тому +564

    Something about Mark is so awkward it makes people say "I have to go" when they're sitting in a studio waiting to talk to him.

  • @StoutShako
    @StoutShako 5 років тому +968

    Honestly if a medium actually did this, I'd actually give thought on saying it's fake right away. Literally no one has the courage to do something so insignificant -- they look for dead parents and missing children, not your second cousin's great aunt who passed away on the toilet. This is incredible.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 4 роки тому +41

      “I want to believe.”-Fox Mulder

    • @daniileliseev9362
      @daniileliseev9362 3 роки тому +45

      Isn't the second cousin's great aunt your grandma, lol?

    • @Rosevieenla
      @Rosevieenla 3 роки тому +31

      @@daniileliseev9362 doesn't have to be could be from the other side of the cousin's family

    • @mombosibes107
      @mombosibes107 2 роки тому +3

      Wasn't Jack Slater IV the movie were Jack goes on a murderous rampage because the Torelli Mafia killed his cousin?
      I guess this makes sense too

    • @cosmologicalturtle9528
      @cosmologicalturtle9528 2 роки тому +24

      Also the fact that he mentions specific names and relationships indicates that he’s not using cold reading

  • @DragonofDeath4
    @DragonofDeath4 12 років тому +844

    Carl says that he'll play golf with Phil later..
    RIP Phil.

    • @PluviophileTraveller
      @PluviophileTraveller 5 років тому +5

      @@mark9294 lol!

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm 3 роки тому +21

      Maybe he's just saying "I will be with you and I will guide your balls to the holes."
      I think that it is very touching.

    • @jinxed7915
      @jinxed7915 3 роки тому +8

      @@meisteremm I'm sure touching will be involved indeed...

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm 3 роки тому +5

      @@jinxed7915 FROM AN ACQUAINTANCE????

    • @HellstreamGames
      @HellstreamGames 3 роки тому

      Id like to think its Karl with a K :D

  • @esayasasefa5551
    @esayasasefa5551 2 роки тому +285

    The Onion did most of it’s work during some of the hardest times of the 08 recession and beyond, God Bless you people

    • @txDDS
      @txDDS Рік тому

      The Babylon Bee has picked up the slack. The Onion is just a shell of what it once was. I still go back and rewatch the Autistic Reporter clips. Pure Gold

    • @Henchman.24
      @Henchman.24 Рік тому +3

      Bread and circus would be great if it was as good as peak Onion

  • @Tflexxx02
    @Tflexxx02 5 років тому +349

    "I don't know if you'd really call it closure...."

  • @henrywilliams9244
    @henrywilliams9244 5 років тому +828

    "That was totally him" 😂

  • @Katya_Lastochka
    @Katya_Lastochka 5 років тому +3109

    The Onion was 1000x funnier than anything SNL and even Madtv produced. Their creativity was inexhaustible.

    • @joeking5679
      @joeking5679 4 роки тому +37

      was? they're still at it, every week lol

    • @NW-iw2rb
      @NW-iw2rb 4 роки тому +113

      @@joeking5679 they dont male videos anymore though i miss the old onion

    • @monolithgeometry3221
      @monolithgeometry3221 4 роки тому +4

      They're mixing peyote with centrum and they're bloody brilliant

    • @valeriesanchez3074
      @valeriesanchez3074 4 роки тому +13

      Sorry can't top mad tv . Wrong there

    • @MinecraftJesusGaming
      @MinecraftJesusGaming 4 роки тому +23

      They were not afraid to make good jokes, snl and modern shows or comedy movies for that matter like being safe and monetizable.

  • @sylph8005
    @sylph8005 4 роки тому +156

    The way they mimicked small talk is insanely accurate!

  • @silvialimeme3706
    @silvialimeme3706 Рік тому +105

    I just love how the hosts are always so enthusiastic. if I didn't know it was satire I would totally believe it was real. The acting is top tier and the themes seem as relevant as ever.

    • @Catalina-Winemixer
      @Catalina-Winemixer Рік тому +2

      Even in the parenting one, when they’re telling the expert to go fuck themselves. 😭

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself Рік тому +1

      ​@@Catalina-WinemixerOh right, I gotta rewatch that rn, it's one of my favorites! 😂

  • @adizmal
    @adizmal 5 років тому +923

    This is actually believable compared to all the other psychic nonsense.

    • @casskop
      @casskop 5 років тому +2

      We must be watching something different 😊

    • @casskop
      @casskop 5 років тому

      We must be watching something different 😊

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 4 роки тому

      @Sunnypsyop a big fat phony.

    • @Colt8722
      @Colt8722 4 роки тому +6

      I can vouch that there are legitimate psychics. This stuff is very real.
      But of course there are frauds out there in any profession

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 4 роки тому +35

      @@Colt8722 Sure.

  • @billyloomisotherdaughter
    @billyloomisotherdaughter 3 роки тому +113

    These actors who appear in the onion stories should win every award. They are incredible

  • @ancilodon
    @ancilodon 12 років тому +400

    "...And we talked about how hard it is having a cat."
    Ain't that the truth.

  • @Quizoid
    @Quizoid 5 років тому +399

    He did know that one guy was in finance. 😅 This dude is canonically psychic in the Onion universe.

  • @mrniceguy7168
    @mrniceguy7168 5 років тому +190

    The acting is so good that I’m embarrassed on behalf of the awkward conversation with Mark.

  • @BobGymlan
    @BobGymlan 4 роки тому +49

    “So.”
    “Yeah.”
    “I have to go.”
    “Okay.”

  • @Questionable_Content
    @Questionable_Content 6 років тому +351

    What a fraud. The detective has to sit for an hour in silence

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 5 років тому +2

      :D Love that comeback

    • @PluviophileTraveller
      @PluviophileTraveller 5 років тому

      hahaha!

    • @braddocke.hutton7392
      @braddocke.hutton7392 4 роки тому

      You know this is a fakeshow the onion

    • @VatsugC
      @VatsugC 4 роки тому +7

      @@braddocke.hutton7392 No, this was a real segment. Only some of it is fake

    • @anarchycastro
      @anarchycastro 4 роки тому +17

      @@VatsugC Wrong. The Onion is 100% real, only the people that watch it are fake.

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 Рік тому +18

    "You've written that you're able to connect people with the spirits of roommates they didn't really know that well."
    "Relax, and breathe slowly, and think about people you barely know who've passed on."

  • @arm_613
    @arm_613 5 років тому +50

    "Quinn also able to channel barks and meows of deceased pets" - brilliant! And my late cat Mitzi agrees.

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 роки тому +1

      L😸L

  • @rharlowjrable
    @rharlowjrable 6 років тому +41

    Holy shit.... I was literally on the phone with him in mind at that moment and could hear everything he was saying. ..... very powerful

  • @myblacklab7
    @myblacklab7 Рік тому +22

    It's funny that they start off by announcing an upcoming segment about choosing your career based on your attractiveness, and then the psychic looks exactly like a psychic should look.

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 5 років тому +173

    Still more legit than actual psychic readings.

  • @fostardust8284
    @fostardust8284 5 років тому +45

    "non-abusive circus plagued by disobedient animals" lmao

  • @definitelynotthequestion5359
    @definitelynotthequestion5359 5 місяців тому +3

    He is real, thats the best part. "Still working in finance" is a way too specific for a blind jab.

  • @RobinsTaste
    @RobinsTaste 5 років тому +33

    You know when you have to small-talk in an elevator....yeah, that feeling.

    • @forman208
      @forman208 4 роки тому +4

      I really don't understand the expectation that we always need to be conversing. If we're in an elevator and I really don't know you, I'd rather just ride in silence than be forced into making tedious small talk neither of us wants. At least sharing silence would be honest

  • @unknownuser4816
    @unknownuser4816 4 роки тому +13

    Natural acting, these guys are all freaking good and give onion the same constant essence. Love this channel.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 2 роки тому +30

    You can just tell that Mark was trying to avoid talking about his awkward sex life when he dated the lady's best friend in college.

  • @Ziaheart
    @Ziaheart 4 роки тому +10

    2:52 Is that why I'm so thin? I never realized how my eczema was such a helpful tool to maintaining my figure.

  • @RobertGuilman
    @RobertGuilman 5 років тому +51

    This is gold... we need the old onion back

  • @jamesfandango9466
    @jamesfandango9466 2 роки тому +18

    2:12 "That was totally him." Omfg lol

  • @nicholasmudrinic4464
    @nicholasmudrinic4464 Рік тому +1

    The Onion produced so much gold.

  • @beeinamechsuit7051
    @beeinamechsuit7051 2 роки тому +3

    That was totally him. Cracking me up.

  • @KlausSgroi
    @KlausSgroi Рік тому +2

    More believable than a "real" psychic "talking" to your dead parent.

  • @chippysteve4524
    @chippysteve4524 2 роки тому +4

    That's all the proof I needed.

  • @joeschembrie9450
    @joeschembrie9450 3 роки тому +5

    The actors who play Jim & Tracy are perfectly cast.

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 3 роки тому +5

    OMG!
    I've had that same conversation with Mark many times.
    So sad to hear he died

  • @muggo882
    @muggo882 2 роки тому +14

    The Onion is the peak of comedy. Absolutely brilliant comedy.

  • @PL-rb6qf
    @PL-rb6qf 4 роки тому +9

    “That was totally him”

  • @foxibot
    @foxibot 4 роки тому +12

    These sets that onion has with their productions are so convincing. You would think it’s an actual show.

  • @VRchitecture
    @VRchitecture 3 роки тому +5

    “Obama awkwardly laughs, agrees with cab driver that he should paint the White House black”

  • @solomonrivers6686
    @solomonrivers6686 4 роки тому +7

    This guy is channeling everyone I’ve tried talking to on Tinder

  • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
    @the_original_Bilb_Ono 5 років тому +77

    That's nothing, I'd like to see him contact my *living* father!
    - none of his family can... 😐

    • @fgdbbddhhdhdj1591
      @fgdbbddhhdhdj1591 5 років тому +3

      How do you know hes living then?

    • @horrorvictim
      @horrorvictim 4 роки тому

      @@fgdbbddhhdhdj1591 because there's still cigarettes to buy.

  • @clyde15
    @clyde15 3 роки тому +2

    “That was totally him. I can’t believe it”

  • @AAWPaintball
    @AAWPaintball 12 років тому +58

    I like how awkward the conversations with the dead were.

  • @Cammie010
    @Cammie010 12 років тому +117

    ..."ss..err..do you know.."
    "She's gone."

  • @Z0Il
    @Z0Il 3 роки тому +7

    This is now officially my favorite skit

  • @yamnayaseed356
    @yamnayaseed356 4 роки тому +4

    The essence of cold reading

  • @clubsnatcher
    @clubsnatcher 4 роки тому +15

    "That was totally him"
    I'm dying

  • @tao072002
    @tao072002 12 років тому +116

    He's legit, guys. He has the Freud beard.

  • @pocobull
    @pocobull 3 роки тому +5

    Since this is pretty much every conversation I've ever had with anyone, I figure I could do this for weeks with this guy.

  • @petermueller69
    @petermueller69 4 роки тому +1

    Non-abusive circus plagued by disobedient animals

  • @TeaAtTwo2
    @TeaAtTwo2 4 роки тому +16

    His eyeliner is on almost as on point as his psychic skills.

  • @oliver9089
    @oliver9089 9 місяців тому +2

    "Non-abusive circus plagued by disobedient animals" 😂

  • @codythinks4749
    @codythinks4749 2 роки тому +1

    Jim and Tracy are the best thing from the onion

  • @jasonredic9457
    @jasonredic9457 10 місяців тому +2

    You can't write better than this. The bar does not go higher.

  • @limabravo0001
    @limabravo0001 Рік тому

    Very powerful gift to have connected to those in the next realm.

  • @just2watch1clip
    @just2watch1clip Рік тому +1

    This gave me the chills!

  • @emanuelmota7217
    @emanuelmota7217 3 роки тому +1

    Tracy Gill's facial expressions are amazing.

  • @Bloxygames-c1g
    @Bloxygames-c1g 3 роки тому +2

    This is one of the top best ones

  • @ankitaarya3998
    @ankitaarya3998 5 років тому +3

    The Onion was way ahead of its time!

    • @christopher4098586
      @christopher4098586 5 років тому

      Not really, this kind of humor is been around since the 90's.

    • @FromeFmAjayD
      @FromeFmAjayD 5 років тому

      About 20 odd years behind Brass Eye, but ok.

  • @gregdean9325
    @gregdean9325 4 роки тому +2

    Bring this back! Please!

  • @RISCnothing42
    @RISCnothing42 12 років тому +192

    I miss today now : (

    • @canos9649
      @canos9649 4 роки тому +6

      Did you get over it?

    • @missiontobeaman3111
      @missiontobeaman3111 4 роки тому +6

      Canos probably not but now we at least have the podcast

    • @tanmaysahoo7416
      @tanmaysahoo7416 4 роки тому +3

      @@missiontobeaman3111 which podcast?

    • @missiontobeaman3111
      @missiontobeaman3111 4 роки тому +3

      Tanmay Sahoo it’s called the topical you can find it on UA-cam

    • @DLCS-2
      @DLCS-2 3 роки тому

      Thanks

  • @belalabusultan5911
    @belalabusultan5911 3 роки тому +5

    YOU ... the one reading this comment, your 2nd grade teacher's wife's dog wants to say something
    Dog: "Woof"
    he's gone.

  • @ka.tarsee
    @ka.tarsee 4 роки тому +6

    I love this type of humor

  • @joshuaspector8182
    @joshuaspector8182 2 роки тому +10

    Why is this more convincing than “actual “ mediums 😂

  • @wordzmyth
    @wordzmyth 5 років тому +5

    This is the first vid in a while that genuinely has me laughing so much at the title I didn't need to watch it :)

  • @maxexodus
    @maxexodus 6 років тому +108

    The Mark one lmaoo

  • @natedogg5708
    @natedogg5708 2 роки тому +1

    The writing for this show is perfection

  • @Georgenexton
    @Georgenexton 3 роки тому +5

    ‘A young male dies’
    That one woman: Oh My God! That must be Mark!

  • @DawryMike
    @DawryMike 2 роки тому +3

    "My cousin's, friend's, wife's funeral"

  • @janksamillion
    @janksamillion 5 років тому +8

    It's like, I know what ramparts are, I just never believe that I do

  • @Timok67
    @Timok67 4 роки тому +2

    LONG LIVE THE ONION!!!

  • @lawrencetaylor4101
    @lawrencetaylor4101 4 роки тому +1

    How can I stop crying while watching these videos?

  • @nedludd7622
    @nedludd7622 11 місяців тому +1

    Should dead acquaintance be forgot
    And never brought to mind...

  • @OrbGoblin
    @OrbGoblin 5 років тому +1

    I just love the chemistry of the hosts!

  • @mg820
    @mg820 3 роки тому +6

    Why did they stop making videos? They were flawless.

  • @lubermanl
    @lubermanl 12 років тому +4

    Ironically (probably intentionally) this psychic is far more insightful and accurate then any other psychic i have seen perform.

  • @michaelchen2718
    @michaelchen2718 Рік тому +3

    WHERE ON EARTH DO THEY FIND THESE ACTORS AHHHHHH

  • @mubasharqadeerSAP
    @mubasharqadeerSAP 3 роки тому +3

    Extremely professional actors.
    All of em.

  • @gigglyme2001
    @gigglyme2001 5 років тому +12

    This is actually how psychics and people who believe in psychics actually look to us non believers. 🤣

  • @truegirl2anna
    @truegirl2anna 4 роки тому +6

    This is I think some of the best acting I’ve ever seen on a skit on UA-cam...hilarious!! 😆😆

  • @rachelj16
    @rachelj16 Рік тому +5

    God these actors deserve to be so famous

  • @UnknownXV
    @UnknownXV 12 років тому

    Your keen observational talents have no limits.

  • @davegonnaway6007
    @davegonnaway6007 5 років тому +28

    The only spirits he's been in contact with are jack Daniels and Jim beam

    • @annietisdale2533
      @annietisdale2533 5 років тому +4

      P Narse It's like the names of Depeche Mode Dave Gahans children. Jack, Jim, and Stella Rosé.

  • @360.Tapestry
    @360.Tapestry 3 роки тому

    amazing. truly. he has a gift

  • @wilmergimenez
    @wilmergimenez 3 роки тому +5

    One of the most stronger points of the Onion is the cast they almost never feel like comedians, here are not a JIm Carrey or Jamie Foxx acting all over the top, they play theyr role completely normal and serious wich make the script even better
    The only other show i can think of with similar good casting is the Chapelle show all actor feel like real people

  • @bettie3958
    @bettie3958 2 роки тому +1

    "speaking with friends of friends"
    Having that psychics ability would be my worst nightmare

  • @armchairtycoon
    @armchairtycoon Рік тому +4

    Onion Actors were the best

  • @suestar0613
    @suestar0613 12 років тому +1

    Awesome! My favorite channel!

  • @rileymcphee9429
    @rileymcphee9429 Рік тому +1

    God this is such gold

  • @phrophannus
    @phrophannus 4 роки тому +2

    They play these characters so grounded that makes even funnier, I fucking love The Onion