@Daniel Johnston You don't get it. If ALL women did that, it would be an insult to the special beauty and artistic merit of certain women such as, for example, Alyson Hannigan.
Off topic, I know, but oh how we’ve been deceived. This jesus, who HIMSELF, claims is the “offspring of David”, not YaH, was NOT Who they Crucified for our sins, YaH The Heavenly Father was and here is the PROOF HERE is The REAL MESSIAH, Who they REALLY Crucified for the sins of man From the Dead Sea Scrolls Exodus 3 Scroll, "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote Paleo Hebrew Direct Translation Yad "Hand" He "Breath" Vav "Nail" He "Breath" YaH's Name: (Ya)d + (H)e, as YaH is what Moses called Him as well all throughout the Book of Isaiah and Psalms, "this is My Name for all generations" (Exodus 3) YaH The Creator: Yad He, (Hand Breath), as YaH's "Hand" Formed man from the dust of the Earth and His "Breath" made him a living being (Adam) YaH's Sacrifice of Crucifixion: Vav He (Nail Breath), the "Nail" through the "Hand", that whosoever shall call YaH Savior, His Breath brings forth life (Salvation) How YaH arrives: YaH arrives via the Tent of Meeting (Exodus 33:7:11), NOT through childbirth (Isaiah 45:10) Why they demanded YaH to be Crucified: YaH was Crucified according to Hebrew law (Deuteronomy 21), to be Hung on an Almond Tree for BLASPHEMY, as the Messiah claimed He was YaH. He was YaH Bible verses of YaH Isaiah 42:8 "I am YaH; that is my Name! I will not yield my glory to another or my praise to idols. Isaiah 43:11 I, I am YAH, and there is no other Savior but Me. Isaiah 45:5 I am YaH, and there is NONE ELSE. More bibleapps.com/y/yah.htm
@@Praise___YaH As Chandler Bing might say, "Could you BE any more off topic?" But as divine fate would have it, I happen to be a teacher of Hebrew and Bible, so I have to tell you, with all due respect, that your post is gibberish. I'll just mention two aspects. The name of the letter vav does not mean "nail." It's translated as "hook." But much more important is that there is no indication in the Hebrew Bible that Yah or any other divine name gets crucified. Deut 21 discusses the hanging up (not crucifying) of a capital criminal following their execution (as a warning to others). The end of the chapter does refer to the fact that a hanged person is cursed by God (Elohim, not Yah), or possibly defames God, but God certainly is not not the one getting hanged. Overall, Yah is an important name for God in the Bible, but there are many others, the primary biblical names being the full Tetragrammaton and Elohim. But there's no crucifixion involved. It's ok, though, because I'm sure someone with the grace and beauty of Alyson Hannigan would overlook your errors.
gnshapiro Your a teacher of Hebrew? Funny, I quoted straight from the Exodus Scroll from the Dead Sea Scrolls and Who they Crucified for our sins is in the 4 Symbols YaH gave Moshe when Moshe asked Him His Name sir. I am Jewish and Yad He VAV He are Paleo Hebrew, not Modern and Elohim is pleural for “Gods”, the CORRECT word is Elyon (The Most High) sir So before you come off and claim your a “Teacher of Hebrew”, careful, or I’ll call you on it. If your denying YaH as the Heavenly Father and man’s ONLY Savior, then Sheol will be your eternity
Very shoddy reporting. The Onion needed to recruit Alyson to enact specific examples of levels of nudity in order to clarify the exact guidelines. I, the viewer, am now left with many uncertainties which will haunt me forever.
They don’t care about us. Our safety? Pfft. They clearly just want money. Coolidge’s drunken brother warned us about this before his untimely death completely naked and disoriented on the south lawn of the White House.
Off topic, I know, but oh how we’ve been deceived. This jesus, who HIMSELF, claims is the “offspring of David”, not YaH, was NOT Who they Crucified for our sins, YaH The Heavenly Father was and here is the PROOF HERE is The REAL MESSIAH, Who they REALLY Crucified for the sins of man From the Dead Sea Scrolls Exodus 3 Scroll, "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote Paleo Hebrew Direct Translation Yad "Hand" He "Breath" Vav "Nail" He "Breath" YaH's Name: (Ya)d + (H)e, as YaH is what Moses called Him as well all throughout the Book of Isaiah and Psalms, "this is My Name for all generations" (Exodus 3) YaH The Creator: Yad He, (Hand Breath), as YaH's "Hand" Formed man from the dust of the Earth and His "Breath" made him a living being (Adam) YaH's Sacrifice of Crucifixion: Vav He (Nail Breath), the "Nail" through the "Hand", that whosoever shall call YaH Savior, His Breath brings forth life (Salvation) How YaH arrives: YaH arrives via the Tent of Meeting (Exodus 33:7:11), NOT through childbirth (Isaiah 45:10) Why they demanded YaH to be Crucified: YaH was Crucified according to Hebrew law (Deuteronomy 21), to be Hung on an Almond Tree for BLASPHEMY, as the Messiah claimed He was YaH. He was YaH Bible verses of YaH Isaiah 42:8 "I am YaH; that is my Name! I will not yield my glory to another or my praise to idols. Isaiah 43:11 I, I am YAH, and there is no other Savior but Me. Isaiah 45:5 I am YaH, and there is NONE ELSE. More bibleapps.com/y/yah.htm
"...That would result in a fine of up to $500 million dollars." I laughed so hard, my old lady could hear me through the bathroom door all the way in the living room!
Kerithanos if marriage is that fucking terrible than be single. I never understood men complaining about women that they're supposed to love. It's truly incel behavior.
I love Tracy Gill's acting in this one! Her body language and facial expressions get more and more tense and you can feel the uncomfortableness of the whole subject! Way to go Onion for another great news story!
She plays the role perfectly every time. Her facial expressions are dead on, always. She must have watched so many daytime news/talk shows to perfect it.
The actors who play the hosts are so underrated. The acting on The Onion is always great but they had the harder job of keeping their characters consistent over years of skits, and did a fantastic job.
@@CharlesNauck Trump will make Alyson Hannigan ambassador to the UN in his second term, with the condition she appears topless at UN events. Mia Khalifa would of course be ambassador to Saudi Arabia
This entire youtube channel is just a big joke. The onion. If you watch any videos here, dont take them seriously. They are jokes. (im also not from the US)
@@danielmontaigne1219 As Harkaj mentioned, The Onion is a satirical site. It's formulated to look like a news outlet, but uses comedy to make political observations about the country. i.e. in this case, the FCC man's obsession with Alyson Hannigan being a stand in for the subjectivity of indecency laws in the US i.e. nudity is far more permissible culturally in the US if it is used in a way that male viewers find arousing. Their skits work as jokes on a surface level, but come with biting criticism in the subtexts for those who are familiar with US culture. Don't feel bad about being confused. It's even fooled some of our 'less in touch' lawmakers in the past who have tried to cite their outrageous stories as facts. Most famous example being when Congressman John Fleming railed against a fictitious '8 billion dollar Abortionplex being built by Planned Parenhood' which was from one of their articles.
@@danielmontaigne1219 It's more a case of Fox News ever ramping up the nuttiness until they unironically resembled them. The Onion has been around since well before Fox News existed (they were originally a satirical newspaper).
Please delete this. I would rather be able to sleep again instead of every waking moment being reminded of the horror and Lovecraftian nightmare of what the FCC board is doing with his hands
Tragically, this far seeing individual, who was so far ahead of his time, wasn't listened to back in his day. Alyson Hannigan never did do a nude scene and now that she is 44, she probably never will. And yes, it would have been beautiful.
@@Ben-rz9cf Great racks like that have a very long shelf life. Yes she isn't as cute as she was when she was even 35. But I guarantee those sweater puppies will still be worth a gander for at least another 5 years-or-so.
Joseph Dunphy they’d still be pretty alright. Up to 60 is she has enough swagger. I mean, when a senior flashes you and gives you party beads, you just role with it.
What’s interesting is that in the 1970s it appeared that nudity was not allowed in PG movies unless it was Jenny Agguter (Walkabout and Logan’s Run for example). We even saw Walkabout in high school as part of a film series in one class. Those were different times for sure...
Everytime I watch Penn and Teller's Fool Us on UA-cam, I think of this video because Alyson Hannigan looks fabulous as the host in that blue dress and heels!
Did not understand a word of this except the top two comments: "If Alyson Hannigan were to take her top off, would that be acceptable?" "It would be beautiful" and "But what if Marshall were to take his shirt off?" "That would result in a fine up to 500 million dollars" POOR MARSHALL!!!
"There was a script that crossed my desk, that featured a beautiful female who falls in love with a governmental representative from the FCC. Personally, I could envision someone with the talent and beauty of say, Alyson Hannigan in the role of that female."
"As a new director of FCC I am happy to announce our new revised policy. Alyson Hannigan exception was a bold piece of legislative but we feel it didn't go far enough. Today we are adding Anna Kendrick exception with 674 similar rules already waiting for my signature with new suggestions coming in every day."
This is the funniest line in any Onion video, I come back to this video every couple of years and it always brings me to tears: That would be acceptable? It would be beautiful.
All these years later and she is hosting Penn and Teller's Fool Us. Just one time on that show I want a magician that come on to the stage pull a flute out of a hat, hand it to Alyson and tell her to make it disappear.
"The wardrobe malfunction from the super bowl a few years ago." "A few years ago..." "A few years ago..." *Mad World starts playing as I watch a gif of Matt Damon aging*
After watching a bunch of old onion videos, this would be the first and maybe will prove to be the only one in which the onion so squarely takes a position on a topic.
"But what if Marshall were the one to take off his clothes? That could result in a fine up to 5 hundred million dollars." LOL! OMG read these lines! Fantastic!
I do agree. It would be artistic and in line with the story content to see Alyson Hannigan's "milky white breasts." At least they'd be "milky white" if she didn't take the time to get them tanned. This is hilarious. Thank you The Onion for your great explanation.
I have not watched TV for many years. I don't know what news shows exist. I had no idea who Alyson Hannigan is. I also am obviously not too observant. The Onion! You got me!
I applaude the FCC in taking these bold new guidelines
Whatever doesn't cover Alyson Hannigan makes us stronger.
@Daniel Johnston You don't get it. If ALL women did that, it would be an insult to the special beauty and artistic merit of certain women such as, for example, Alyson Hannigan.
Off topic, I know, but oh how we’ve been deceived. This jesus, who HIMSELF, claims is the “offspring of David”, not YaH, was NOT Who they Crucified for our sins, YaH The Heavenly Father was and here is the PROOF
HERE is The REAL MESSIAH, Who they REALLY Crucified for the sins of man
From the Dead Sea Scrolls Exodus 3 Scroll, "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote
Paleo Hebrew Direct Translation
Yad "Hand"
He "Breath"
Vav "Nail"
He "Breath"
YaH's Name:
(Ya)d + (H)e, as YaH is what Moses called Him as well all throughout the Book of Isaiah and Psalms, "this is My Name for all generations" (Exodus 3)
YaH The Creator:
Yad He, (Hand Breath), as YaH's "Hand" Formed man from the dust of the Earth and His "Breath" made him a living being (Adam)
YaH's Sacrifice of Crucifixion:
Vav He (Nail Breath), the "Nail" through the "Hand", that whosoever shall call YaH Savior, His Breath brings forth life (Salvation)
How YaH arrives:
YaH arrives via the Tent of Meeting (Exodus 33:7:11), NOT through childbirth (Isaiah 45:10)
Why they demanded YaH to be Crucified:
YaH was Crucified according to Hebrew law (Deuteronomy 21), to be Hung on an Almond Tree for BLASPHEMY, as the Messiah claimed He was YaH.
He was YaH
Bible verses of YaH
Isaiah 42:8
"I am YaH; that is my Name! I will not yield my glory to another or my praise to idols.
Isaiah 43:11
I, I am YAH, and there is no other Savior but Me.
Isaiah 45:5
I am YaH, and there is NONE ELSE.
More
bibleapps.com/y/yah.htm
@@Praise___YaH As Chandler Bing might say, "Could you BE any more off topic?" But as divine fate would have it, I happen to be a teacher of Hebrew and Bible, so I have to tell you, with all due respect, that your post is gibberish. I'll just mention two aspects. The name of the letter vav
does not mean "nail." It's translated as "hook." But much more important is that there is no indication in the Hebrew Bible that Yah or any other divine name gets crucified. Deut 21 discusses the hanging up (not crucifying) of a capital criminal following their execution (as a warning to others). The end of the chapter does refer to the fact that a hanged person is cursed by God (Elohim, not Yah), or possibly defames God, but God certainly is not not the one getting hanged. Overall, Yah is an important name for God in the Bible, but there are many others, the primary biblical names being the full Tetragrammaton and Elohim. But there's no crucifixion involved. It's ok, though, because I'm sure someone with the grace and beauty of Alyson Hannigan would overlook your errors.
gnshapiro
Your a teacher of Hebrew? Funny, I quoted straight from the Exodus Scroll from the Dead Sea Scrolls and Who they Crucified for our sins is in the 4 Symbols YaH gave Moshe when Moshe asked Him His Name sir.
I am Jewish and Yad He VAV He are Paleo Hebrew, not Modern and Elohim is pleural for “Gods”, the CORRECT word is Elyon (The Most High) sir
So before you come off and claim your a “Teacher of Hebrew”, careful, or I’ll call you on it.
If your denying YaH as the Heavenly Father and man’s ONLY Savior, then Sheol will be your eternity
"Or Alyson could come into the room with her shirt already off." And people claim that government bureaucracy is very inflexible.
Oh, this guy is very inflexible when it comes to his views regarding Alyson. One might even say... stiff.
@@johns9652 Well, it's quite hard when you're barely touching the surface of this beautiful subject.
Oh he can talk the talk but there is no fooling Penn & Teller.
Very shoddy reporting. The Onion needed to recruit Alyson to enact specific examples of levels of nudity in order to clarify the exact guidelines.
I, the viewer, am now left with many uncertainties which will haunt me forever.
100% agreed
They don’t care about us. Our safety? Pfft. They clearly just want money. Coolidge’s drunken brother warned us about this before his untimely death completely naked and disoriented on the south lawn of the White House.
Yes. I also think that given the level of public importance she has willingly taken upon herself, this should have been legally required for her.
Is there possibly a petition for this then? Hmm. Maybe
Only “levels,” not types???
That would be acceptable?
“It would be beautiful”
She could do it on Penn and Teller. Now you see them. Now you don't.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
yeah, that made me lol too
Yep, that's in the video
The Onion used to be so great... and now, we are left with The AV Club.
If the car needed to be washed that's a valid reason for Alyson Hannigan to wash it topless.
Obviously, i mean, context is everything.
You wouldn't want her white shirt to get wet and show her bra
@@ralanham76 It's only practical.
But not everyone has the special acting talent needed to do it artistically.
Accompanied by provocative undulation?
Of course, That goes without saying.
LMAO "peeling off layer after layer until her milky white bossom is in full view" hahaha so non chalant with it
Only covered by whisker of her hair 😂😂
Off topic, I know, but oh how we’ve been deceived. This jesus, who HIMSELF, claims is the “offspring of David”, not YaH, was NOT Who they Crucified for our sins, YaH The Heavenly Father was and here is the PROOF
HERE is The REAL MESSIAH, Who they REALLY Crucified for the sins of man
From the Dead Sea Scrolls Exodus 3 Scroll, "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote
Paleo Hebrew Direct Translation
Yad "Hand"
He "Breath"
Vav "Nail"
He "Breath"
YaH's Name:
(Ya)d + (H)e, as YaH is what Moses called Him as well all throughout the Book of Isaiah and Psalms, "this is My Name for all generations" (Exodus 3)
YaH The Creator:
Yad He, (Hand Breath), as YaH's "Hand" Formed man from the dust of the Earth and His "Breath" made him a living being (Adam)
YaH's Sacrifice of Crucifixion:
Vav He (Nail Breath), the "Nail" through the "Hand", that whosoever shall call YaH Savior, His Breath brings forth life (Salvation)
How YaH arrives:
YaH arrives via the Tent of Meeting (Exodus 33:7:11), NOT through childbirth (Isaiah 45:10)
Why they demanded YaH to be Crucified:
YaH was Crucified according to Hebrew law (Deuteronomy 21), to be Hung on an Almond Tree for BLASPHEMY, as the Messiah claimed He was YaH.
He was YaH
Bible verses of YaH
Isaiah 42:8
"I am YaH; that is my Name! I will not yield my glory to another or my praise to idols.
Isaiah 43:11
I, I am YAH, and there is no other Savior but Me.
Isaiah 45:5
I am YaH, and there is NONE ELSE.
More
bibleapps.com/y/yah.htm
I think he reads too many Romance Novels. LOL
@@chakradharsai wisps of her auburn hair. Let's get the lies correct please. Ha ha ha.
@@Praise___YaH ur wrong
They did some great casting for the FCC guy. He looks so perfectly nerdy.
Nope, I am 500m times more nerdy. Try again!
Perhaps a horny incel.
@@nosuchthing8 Cool story bro
I think he is the Leslie Price from the Topical!
It is well known that wearing glasses makes anyone a nerd.
"...That would result in a fine of up to $500 million dollars." I laughed so hard, my old lady could hear me through the bathroom door all the way in the living room!
I def woke people up
Why do you watch youtube in the bathroom?
@@grancito2 Probably because he has an old lady.
That's the only place most married guys can get five minutes of peace and quiet (if they're lucky).
Kerithanos if marriage is that fucking terrible than be single. I never understood men complaining about women that they're supposed to love. It's truly incel behavior.
@@grancito2 Dont you?!
Why would they fine her? She's already fine. 😎
😎🤜🤛😎 hell yeah brother
They *wouldn't* fine her. That's the point.
They'll fine her if she doesn't reveal herself more. FCC does not like teases trust me
I love your profile pick and name.
Ba Da Bing
"That would be acceptable."
"It would be beautiful."
LMFAO
Allison Hannigan hangup 😂😂😂😂😂
I love Tracy Gill's acting in this one! Her body language and facial expressions get more and more tense and you can feel the uncomfortableness of the whole subject! Way to go Onion for another great news story!
She plays the role perfectly every time. Her facial expressions are dead on, always. She must have watched so many daytime news/talk shows to perfect it.
When she leaves she'll probably ask someone to walk her to her car but not the FCC guy.
The actors who play the hosts are so underrated. The acting on The Onion is always great but they had the harder job of keeping their characters consistent over years of skits, and did a fantastic job.
On another thread someone pointed out that when the guest is crazy, the hosts play it straight--and vice versa. They did a great job here.
Imagine making a comment and suddenly 12 years later a thread spawns from it. OP might've died from old age while we're over here talking 😄
Finally, a censor that gets me.
@@CharlesNauck Trump will make Alyson Hannigan ambassador to the UN in his second term, with the condition she appears topless at UN events. Mia Khalifa would of course be ambassador to Saudi Arabia
@@keysersozae not sure how saudi would feel about that
@@endmysufferingplz They'll just have to deal with it! Word is her body of work is quite popular behind closed doors in theocracies
@@keysersozae word is her body is popular behind closed doors. Period
@@endmysufferingplz Downgraded the joke for a wider audience? Smart move.
I wonder if Alyson ever watched this?
im sure she has
@@funkEfresh94 Alyson is that you?...
@@TJ_Travels1 lol no bro, I'm just sure someone sent this to her at some point..
Yes
I would love a react video of her seeing this! Someone plz make it happen.
I can't tell if this is parody, everything he's saying makes sense?
I am not from the US.
Is this a sketch show?
This entire youtube channel is just a big joke. The onion. If you watch any videos here, dont take them seriously. They are jokes. (im also not from the US)
@@danielmontaigne1219 As Harkaj mentioned, The Onion is a satirical site. It's formulated to look like a news outlet, but uses comedy to make political observations about the country. i.e. in this case, the FCC man's obsession with Alyson Hannigan being a stand in for the subjectivity of indecency laws in the US i.e. nudity is far more permissible culturally in the US if it is used in a way that male viewers find arousing.
Their skits work as jokes on a surface level, but come with biting criticism in the subtexts for those who are familiar with US culture. Don't feel bad about being confused. It's even fooled some of our 'less in touch' lawmakers in the past who have tried to cite their outrageous stories as facts. Most famous example being when Congressman John Fleming railed against a fictitious '8 billion dollar Abortionplex being built by Planned Parenhood' which was from one of their articles.
John Smith
They are so close to reality (Fox News)
@@danielmontaigne1219 It's more a case of Fox News ever ramping up the nuttiness until they unironically resembled them. The Onion has been around since well before Fox News existed (they were originally a satirical newspaper).
Alyson hannigan was one of my teenage celebrity crushes and this video title made me lose it
What about Alyson Hannigan-like individuals? _Trick question!_ There is *no one* like Alyson Hannigan.
Just Some Guy with a Mustache You again? You really are everywhere!!
well i mean are you sure it was him and not just some guy with a Mustache?
He's not just some guy with a mustache. He's some JELLAL with a mustache. Big difference.
What the fuck is this guy doing here I thought he was only on anime and animal documentaries
Putin doesn't have a mustache. Can't be the Russians..
Alyson Hannigan is simply adorable in everything she does. Which is why if she's naked it's art, not a pornography.
no need for guidelines, you know art when you see it... and then you want more
lol that would result in a fine of over 500 million dollars, xD
After 5 years no one ever made a comment
Until now
Up to, not over.
yeah let's all comment on this now
flaviunuflavius yeah
I laughed pretty hard when he described "milky white bosom, obscured only by a few wisps of her auburn hair".
I did too, 15 years later 😂😂
Is she an Albino, I like my Breasts full and firm, and skin toned not White!
Just as well we can't see the FCC guy's hands.
Please delete this. I would rather be able to sleep again instead of every waking moment being reminded of the horror and Lovecraftian nightmare of what the FCC board is doing with his hands
I second that from the very depths of my soul. And the shallows of my soul. My entire soul really.
For the first time in my life, I find myself agreeing with everything an FCC representative has to say.
Hats off to FCC man his delivery of "500 million dollar fine" and "that would be beautiful" is right up there with Nathan Fielder.
I applaud the FCC for its brave work!
The FCC won't let me be
@@carultch Or let me be me, so let me see
"That would be acceptable?"
"It would be beautiful."
Funnily enough this was made to make fun of the fcc but applies so well to twitch
Tragically, this far seeing individual, who was so far ahead of his time, wasn't listened to back in his day. Alyson Hannigan never did do a nude scene and now that she is 44, she probably never will.
And yes, it would have been beautiful.
She probably will eventually out of career desperation when its too late and everyone has forgotten about her and it will only disgust people
Joseph Dunphy sad. She really was and is beautiful
@@Ben-rz9cf Great racks like that have a very long shelf life. Yes she isn't as cute as she was when she was even 35. But I guarantee those sweater puppies will still be worth a gander for at least another 5 years-or-so.
@@Ben-rz9cf Just like Charisma Carpenter... but actually, that wasn't too bad.
Joseph Dunphy they’d still be pretty alright. Up to 60 is she has enough swagger.
I mean, when a senior flashes you and gives you party beads, you just role with it.
Right on again, Onion. Sometimes it's really hard to tell whether it's a piece of art to be generally accepted or simply straight out of pornography.
HowSci this comment is a relic of time
Captain Bats I think this is going up in the Smithsonian
The defining factor, of course, is Alyson Hannigan.
Fuck I was 10 yo when you make that comment, playing in the mud.
Tracy Gill is a stunning woman that needs to lead by example on the FCC’s ruling to start the ball rolling.
13 years later and Alyson still hasn’t set those puppies free. ☹️
Ehem
It was too late for her.
She has made porn dude
😪
To this day, this is one of the best satirical videos on youtube.
Thank FCC for objective standards of morality.
You can't fine Alyson Hannigan. She can't get any finer.
underrated comment 😂😂😂
What’s interesting is that in the 1970s it appeared that nudity was not allowed in PG movies unless it was Jenny Agguter (Walkabout and Logan’s Run for example). We even saw Walkabout in high school as part of a film series in one class. Those were different times for sure...
She couldn't keep her clothes on. Saw the play Equus live in Boston, and what's Jenny doing halfway thru the play? Getting nekkit.
Of course nudity was allowed in the 70s. For instance lots of Charles Bronson movies showed nudity.
@@robstimson4234 it isn’t the actress who makes that decision so blame the director.
@@Celisar1 He said PG movies. Most Charles Bronson movies were not PG
But when you watch Call the Midwife these days she doesn't strip at all. Disappointing.
Everytime I watch Penn and Teller's Fool Us on UA-cam, I think of this video because Alyson Hannigan looks fabulous as the host in that blue dress and heels!
She's looking a bit jowly, but still as foxy as she was when she was slaying vampires.
gchsbus - it would be appropriate if her dress disappeared. Completely appropriate
@@PapaWheelie1 that would be beautiful
how can this guy say those words with a straight face is just beyond me. hes got the perfect face for the role too
Lol “that could result in a fine of up to 500 million dollars”
*visible confusion*
Did not understand a word of this except the top two comments:
"If Alyson Hannigan were to take her top off, would that be acceptable?"
"It would be beautiful"
and
"But what if Marshall were to take his shirt off?"
"That would result in a fine up to 500 million dollars"
POOR MARSHALL!!!
why did they have to do my boi marshal dirty like that
I wonder what Alyson Hannigan thinks of this.
Projapy creeped the fuck out.
@@immortalsun not really. She knows what she is doing and what people think when she does it
Finally I agree with the FCC on something
I say we take this a step further and demand she remove her shirt. for entertainment purposes only.
For _artistic_ purposes!
for educational purposes actually
"There was a script that crossed my desk, that featured a beautiful female who falls in love with a governmental representative from the FCC.
Personally, I could envision someone with the talent and beauty of say, Alyson Hannigan in the role of that female."
I can't believe how much work you went through just to quote from the video we all just watched.
@@groowanderer took 30 seconds but ok, insane work. Guess you've never worked a day in your life?
@@groowanderer One of these days, you'll see I placed the comment for my own amusement, and you are projecting heavily by thinking it's about likes.
@@groowanderer No need to be a condescending dick.
@@kingofcrap4414 stay out of it potato!
I fully support the FCC and their mandate to see Alyson Hannigan topless.
A goal every man would be a part of I'm sure...
Not every man but the vast majority and a lot of women as well.
@@newperve every "man" would. Alphabet soup humans are not male or female by their own definition. So every man would.
@@ronmiller7916 Blah Blah Blah
Barney does.
No
She'll always be Willow to me (though for the sake of her career its ok if she plays other parts).
"what if the man started taking off his clothes?"
"that could result in a fine of up to 500,000,000 dollars" xD yikes.
"What if Marshall would take off his clothes?" "That would be a fine of up to $500 million". Too funny.
Lol @ the 500 million dollar fine.
This is why you don't make fun of nerds and stalkers. You never know when they will rise to positions of strength and power.
"As a new director of FCC I am happy to announce our new revised policy. Alyson Hannigan exception was a bold piece of legislative but we feel it didn't go far enough. Today we are adding Anna Kendrick exception with 674 similar rules already waiting for my signature with new suggestions coming in every day."
And Kristen Bell…..
@@anthonysacco4718 Kristen Bell's a straight-up hottie.
@@anthonysacco4718 out of all the chicks out there you chose one with a flat chest lol like she literally has no tits
This is the funniest line in any Onion video, I come back to this video every couple of years and it always brings me to tears:
That would be acceptable? It would be beautiful.
Congratulation, Onion, on copping out on fantastic old content like this.
..."That could result in a fine of 500 million dollars."... That is comedy gold.
Bruh this channel has the greatest actors, I swear they deserve an oscar more than any hollywood actor
I really hope that Alyson has seen this
I can't remember ever agreeing as enthusiastically with anyone as I do with Mr. Leslie here.
That man really wants to see more of Alyson hannigan...
...in every sense.
One of the best sketches I've ever watched...
...starring Alyson Hannigan.
"But, what if Marshall were the one to take of _his_ clothes?"
"That would result in a fine of up to 500 million dollars."
All these years later and she is hosting Penn and Teller's Fool Us. Just one time on that show I want a magician that come on to the stage pull a flute out of a hat, hand it to Alyson and tell her to make it disappear.
Mrs. Hannigan is a national treasure
The subtle voice break at "Peeling away" is perfect
TFW your spirit animal turns out to be a FCC official.
"The wardrobe malfunction from the super bowl a few years ago."
"A few years ago..."
"A few years ago..."
*Mad World starts playing as I watch a gif of Matt Damon aging*
"That would result in a fine of up to 500 million dollars." holy fuck I died.
For me, Tracy Gill is in the Alyson Category. If she were to take her top off on this program it would be beautifully in context.
i agree
This shows humor was ahead of its time
I am seeing so many of The Onion videos for the first time, hilarious stuff!
But what if HE took off his clothes?
“That would result in a fine of 500 million dollars” 😂
I love the confusion on the hosts faces 🤣🤣🤣
You guys are beyond genius
After watching a bunch of old onion videos, this would be the first and maybe will prove to be the only one in which the onion so squarely takes a position on a topic.
"But what if Marshall were the one to take off his clothes?
That could result in a fine up to 5 hundred million dollars."
LOL! OMG read these lines! Fantastic!
Finally, somebody that loves Alyson half as much as I do.
A fine of $500 million is lenient considering the nature of the offence.
I don't know why this is in my recommended, but I love it!
This is the best Onion video of all. I mean: ALYSON HANNIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16 years later Alyson is still bangable.
Tracy Toth and Brad Holbrook were so good as Tracy Gill & Jim Haggarty
I'm surprised nobody picked them up for a real morning news show.
May year later... people are still waiting for the airing
there really should be more programming that features this talent
Always great to see the people in the comments who think this is real.
Oh my God... Hahaha
"That would be acceptable?"
"It would be beautiful."
Hahaha best part.
I just wonder how many times Alyson Hannigan has seen this clip?
I think that guy is me. Alyson is beautiful.
I love how disgusted the FCC official is when the interviewer asks what would happen if Marshall took his shirt off.
As an avid Alyson Hannigan lover, i strongly agree.
I thought this was legit at first, got me! The tongue in cheek of the FCC guy is great, insightful and the imagery of Alyson naked!
How I Met Your Mother first aired in 2005. Time flies, I'll be damned.
These FCC guidelines are very clear - much like if Alyson Hannigan was to wear a see-through blouse.
I remember the first time I watched the onion, I believed it was actual news for the first half of the video lmao.
I'm okay with nudity on TV as long as it's Tracy Gill
Finally, a government official with whom I can agree.
I do agree. It would be artistic and in line with the story content to see Alyson Hannigan's "milky white breasts." At least they'd be "milky white" if she didn't take the time to get them tanned.
This is hilarious. Thank you The Onion for your great explanation.
I have not watched TV for many years. I don't know what news shows exist. I had no idea who Alyson Hannigan is. I also am obviously not too observant. The Onion! You got me!
I don't pay attention much either but for years Alison Hannigan still sat unnamed on my radar "That flute girl"
John's face @ 2:04 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The nudity of Allyson Hannigan is of the highest public education value possible .
"This one time... at band camp..."
The FCC doesn't seem to be bothered by Alyson awkwardly hosting a magic competition and managing to act confused for the whole episode.
This is the first time I've seen them trying not to laugh.
Okay Onion, ya got me. 😁😁😁 I was like, “why have I not seen this exploding on the news?” 🤣😂🤣
I like how this is the one video where the hosts are thinking “this is so stupid”