THE WORST MUSICAL.LY YOUTUBERS
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- Опубліковано 21 чер 2024
- Musical.ly stage 2 has begun
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Outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk
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Intro / outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk - Комедії
"we're the Dobre brothers and we do backflips"
*_now do it off a building._*
Oh no
【KRAKENADE】 lol
【KRAKENADE】 your profile pic is sick bro where’s it from? Not the game, I know it’s splatoon but where did you find it?
It better be head first off the Empire State building or some tall af building like that. If not, don't @ me-
BRUH 💀
Pyro: Jojo can’t speak English
Jojo defending herself: hddhshshshsshujddjjsnshd
How can you speak her language?
@@loganpresley6153 fsugfhhhdyifuucfygcihfdhjgfgb thats how
Her language is internet modem passwords.
@Athena Watts no its not look
Hfhdjakahshifyueiejgdshsuudjdksjxjxhnz
See
@@robloxman6036 yourmomgayydhahidjdjehsisjssgwjsgs?
"Whats the wifi password?"
"It's on the back of the router."
The back of the router: 2:16
DadadsuIusisiai*Aye* wussuwuauws
@@gxecko jaadsjlkfdhufdahoasd;a s;fsdaho;fehoiwqfeb;fb;aksdbjadv s;iahds;udfsab a;fskaf sb;ikbefwq;uasd.kjfasb.fjsadb.asfdj.kasdf .fas.s adf
that was fun to type
4:33
@@eggsixtea ababbababababababwooowowoowowowoooooouuu
@@gxecko mmmmxmdxmddms dka d,qpqpoqos kw dk,scls clwksa,,?!Ka,s,qkkaq qkmqKkaismwiwkwk MaimkaMKmswlwoqpq,e,kpeodpsoowpa s jakkmaozgdheuw wkem28emwl.aksk,s818iw8we dmaKzmkmjamia *££×iwiw1owkwke,w..dlakaooajsm a,aa.a,aowow.qqoqms,xms ck,cekkieiei8w282e e,,ai mdlls
Rip keyboard
jojo siwa Greta thunberg
\ /
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🤝
Looking 7 but being in their late teens
Fetal alcohol syndrome does that to kids
“How dare you!”
You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words!
They're mentally 7 too
Jojo siwa sounds like she is trying to pronounce all the words in a dictionary at once
Add a thesaurus and It'd be impossible to understand her, as if it wasnt already.
I’m a thesaurus roaaar
Why does JoJo Siwa speak like a gift card code
SycoFr0stt underrated comment lmao
She probably speaks Minecraft Enchanting Table
Lol
Someone reposted this on r/rareinsults and got more internet points
F
Turn on the captions on 6:15
DOUGH PRAY BROTHERS
turn the captions on 10:56
JOKER EIGHT BROTHERS
@@feetthefourth7605 mine automaticly put it in bulgarian
@Memes That Can Revive You turn the captions on english in that moment then you will notice something
6:25 as a certified romanian, I can approve that we listen and we rave to our national anthem everyday
Fax
Ah yes, the cabbage rolls
Little did he know. Tik tok was soon to come and be worse than what he had then
Odd Oasis idk. tiktok is now just memes and people following girls with big tits/ass. musically was just completely cancerous
TikTok is spyware.
Yeah, since it was manufactured in China they are required to give backdoor access and give all the data they have collected.
CBJonsey tik tok is still horrible
Did he predict leafy coming back
Jojo siwa talks like a wifi password
Yes
Yep
She is a WiFi password
She sounds like shes trying to speak normally and backwards at the same time
she sounds like djejsjwkaooqlqlqlqlaowkkqkwlwlwlqpqppq
i like the part where he said "bullying children"
Everyone liked that
Even I did. And I am in fact a children.
Thank God this video has the original outro
Every time jojo speaks i have to get a priest just to stop satan from stealing my couch
"honey?"
"what?"
"yeah, can you call the the priest hun?"
"is it that goddamn possessed bear again?"
"no, it's that goddamn supernatural entity, stealing our goddamn couch again :("
@@quantaily2813 "again"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@quantaily2813 entity
Bangio intensifies
Jojo siwa not jojo
Stand Name: Seizure
Stand User: Jojo Siwa
poplopbrine ikr
Stand cry’s
Dio and Coda: MUDA MUDA MUDA
Jonathan and Jotaro: ORA ORA ORA
Jojo Siwa: Ayyyyyyy rudhhwjfnrksbditnr in vfejciebfjwbcje skendisnongisnwifnj
「You gotta put on these symbols, like what they do in the mango.」
poplopbrine Jojo siwa: STANDOFFS POWA!
Marcus dobre: GUH!...CHUTUTOOTOtorobjsjoooooooooo.....
Lucas dobre: MARCOOS NO
MUDA MUDA MUDA
I miss old pyro slop
Old pyro videos aren't slop, they're just glorified shitposts
It's still bad, at least it have more efforts lol (I mean he paid his editors and bring it back in recent month, which is great, now we got mini-ASOTs every 3-7 days instead of cr1tikal-ass dongslops)
Tbh all of these still hold up as funny, the new slop is only funny if he's babyraging, he really fell off
2:33 like actually what language is she speaking im genuinely confused
It sounds like it ones was some form of English. But something happened and now we have a new language Jo Jo Siwanese.
@@tsardenisovitsi7500 that was brilliant.
English (stroke)
Minecraft Enchantment Table
simlish but russian
He clearly doesn't know about the spin off JoJo series
"JoJo's Bizarre Hairline"
Jojo: brainlet blood
JoJo's bizzare stomach
Jojo: bizarre Tik Tok adventures
Jojo: Golden Cringe
"Jojo's Bizarre IQ"
careful Pyro if you send them to prison they might meet your dad
Im dead 🤣
Eyyyy it's the battle cats boi Mr regit!
regerts be like *american sounds*
Regit holy shit, my brother watches you play battle cats lmaooo
Regit ahahhahahahaah good one
Little has changed.
Im rewatching this as Tick Tock starts to get banned.
kill me
tik tok isn't banned
@Nafis Ahmed Look at the date of my comment
@Nafis Ahmed Yes
@@kfconsoleenthusiast4992 Wait for real? I'd say yay but their gonna flood YT now...
Top 10 anime characters who cheated death
Top Ten Cool Profile Pictures
#1 - yours mate
nigga tf i saw u in the comment section in the last pyros video
Baitclick
Durv
Boi
I just got a musically 2.0 ad, lord it’s starting already
You mean tik tok? Cause musc.ly is dead
Starchelle same
Ffs me too noooooo
I got one on every ad today
Tik Tok
Musically: *gets shutdown*
Tiktok: let me introduce my self, i am musically but worse
And he’s a jojo fan, this is what UA-cam actually needs, this man of culture.
Pyro: *bullies kids*
Me: “I loved that.”
*Everyone loved that*
He only bullies those who deserve them.
@Aʙᴀsᴇᴇɴ • Wait that's communist
*We liked that*
Who doesnt love that?
Buling kids is not good you idiots
*Jojo's Bizarre Abortion*
*Talking fast is unbreakable*
Phantom channel and golden clickbait
*Bad Videos Tendency, Shit Content Crusaders, Crappy Ocean, Words Run too fast and I have nothing for JoJolion*
*IS THIS A MU’FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?*
I ended up writing over 350 plus MUDAs but my iPad crashes do ill do 150 instead
Musically: *gets shut down*
TikTok: listen to me, I am the captain now
Jojo siwa when she speaks *minecraft enchantment table noises*
A rapper Eminem is scared to diss
😳 she kinda do speak enchantment table doe
Underrated comment
SHE FIGURED IT OUT!!!
or maybe its her stand
Can we get a kickstarter to get pyros dad out of prison
no
YESSSSSSSS
🌚
🌝
"musically is finally shutting down!"
well that aged well
The holy Lampshade little did we know
Parzy
The world would end one day
@@somedudeslamp8508 tik tok now we have titles like
If u laugh u have no soul funny unironic tik tok VINES
Tik Tok then came from the shadows
The blue light that reflects off his sunglasses looks like he's intensely staring at everything
Little did they know, music.ly, was just the beginning
*tik tok*
I'm Romanian and I didn't know about the dobre brothers until now.
We didn't even want to know, it was better before that
Same
la fel bro
We bulgarians also feel your pain
Pyro's existence is one of constant misery, never finding a niche content after MLG, constantly forced to make something different in order to stay relevant. Someone give this man a W, he needs to feed his children
StillNoPickles says the irrelevant bubble bath from spongebob
Pyrocynicals content is just him calling his recent content trash or calling other people’s content trash
where is shrek has swag 5 lol
After pyros father when to prison for the first time then made Shrek has swag to support the crime family and then started to bully children after his entire family was arrested and executed and began to use memes to hide himself from the police
Anyone knows the song that plays from 0:44 I've heard it so much and I've never know the name
[STAND NAME]
Despacito
[STAND MASTER]
Jojo Siwa
Dedede is Dosh worst jojo ever
Even Shizuka/Achtung Baby is a better JoJo
Ability: Slows time for 10 seconds, Unlike DIO's The World, time isn't stopped completely.
Staying: C
Power: A
Defense: B
Growing: B
Range: D
*IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE*
I reject my humanity!
Every time jojo speaks, there needs to be an ear rape warning
Back when pyro would actually cuss, the good old days
JoJo Siwa sounds like a sims character but more hyperactive
Your not wrong
Frfr
Truth
Shaloob.
*God dosen't exi-*
*Musical.ly** shuts down*
oh nvm... lmao
Actually that’s more proof it dosent exist
*God joined*
Anime thighs IV I didn’t know Thor cosplayed I wonder what Buddha would think
Raven Ligon he’s a inter dimensional demon that steals your soul and your bank account in one foul swoop
Back then, before the dark times, no-one had realised that the death of Music.ly would not in fact be a blessing, but a curse. No one could've predicted how it went. TikTok has become more powerful than Music.ly could've ever imagined.
The editing is supreme
musically has left the chat
TikTok: WHATS UP BITCHES
Lmfao
TR WILL GIVE WC THE FULL DEUCE!
Lol
The like amount is so beautiful it deserves 2 comments
LOL!!! Funnynes genius! comedian!!! LOL
We did it guys, we hit a quarter of ten million subs.
Lol
👌
No, no we did not, go home, your work is complete.
No likebots here either. Huh.
Why do i see you in every youtube comment section ever? Not to be rude, just saying
Nobody:
JoJo Siwa: *HEY GUYS GOINEVEFREDFENITGTEV*
Nowadays TikTok is getting shut down. We are about to get a lot of TikTok refugees.
Sadly tik tik not gone
They are little kids
@@jacethorson8723 I fell pain
murica
Tik tok survived.....
"A mukbang is where fat people eat food and apparently that's entertaining"
-Pyro 2018
He's not wrong thou
Why people watch that shit Is a genuine conspiracy worth looking into.
@@jillvalentinefan77 idk lol, I watch it when I'm not hungry and want to gain some apetite
@@renalfish8609 I don't understand that reasoning if your hungry, your hungry. If your not hungry then your not and don't feel the need to eat copious amounts of food enough too feed a village. Especially the lack of table manners from some of these gluttons is abhorrent. I don't know man it seems absolutely pointless.
@@renalfish8609 its disgusting how much food they eat
The blue ring in your glasses is hypnotizing
Its like 2 eyes, it looks really derpy
:●
Therefore more ad revenue
I’ve been looking into those things for like months now
Boi
When Pyro wears his sunglasses it looks like he is just starting directly to your soul
Jojo at her dads funeral
Jojo “Today we are doing a unboxing”
The ending will shock you
Ok, petscop is still my favorite video from you. A part 2 would be beautiful
Nah bullying is better
Even better than mlg teleltubies
Petscope*
nah niggas we need mlg Dobre brothers
Musically: * dies*
*Ladies and gentlemen, we got him*
Tik Tok: Y ' A L L M I N D I F I B A I L
FIND THE REFUGEES AND PUT THEM IN GULAGS
Tik Tok is fucking annoying
@@jing182 yep I just keep getting ads about tik tok about a girl passing her hand against the other.
Words are prayers, what have you done.
If only we knew.
Binge watching old Pyrocynical videos like these are hella nostalgic
Pyro
Every ad on this video was a Tik Tok ad
I unironically want to die
Lol that happened with me
Same, i want to end my life as well.
hey you like payday 2 2
Same
im xi 69
I am half Romanian and the dobre brothers are a disgrace to the county
Mike I am a full Romanian and I agree
am also Romanian of the full, and yeah they are dumb
I am not Romanian but I understand personally
@@zaina.j1946 respecc
@@zaina.j1946 see this black romanian youtube is block his channel it no fair ua-cam.com/video/otB2rnMKWOI/v-deo.html
I love this video so much because of the editing in this video, idk if he did it himself, but man I think this is the video of his that I've watched the most because the editing is just so amazing
I had subtitles on and when he said "the dobre brothers" the subtitles said: "the joker brothers"
Y E S
Musically: *ends*
Tik Tok: _My time has come_
@@AzureOfAges I'll laugh last
"It's like I was made for this?"
KAI Like a Virus it mutates, Vine, Musically, now Tik Tok.
Tik Tok: ends
China: well shit...
Oh god
*Ladies and gentlemen, we got them*
*bass drops*
thank you Kanye, very cool
Thank you petscop
Thanks Kennedy
So guys we did it
The person making the WiFi password: hmm… what should it b-
Jojo (specifically Jojo Siwa): *inhales*
The girl is so loud I can still hear her even when I mute the video
Stop bullying kids you meanie
Fight them in a boxing ring
MarkyPoo556 I would watch Pyro beat the shit out of kids as well
Pyro would get destroyed
FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!
yes
Yeah he would lose
Unless he does his ultimate move bully kids
Petscop 2, the subreddit wants that
I literally just finished watching the first video for like the 3rd time.
DaggerEyes Let's Play! Pyro he is correct. We want Petscop 2
Yeah please Pyro! Your semi-serious stuff is incredibly well done
t
Petscop 2 please.
I can't unsee the circle light reflecting off the glasses looking like eyes on the sunglasses
Pyro is one of the few UA-camrs that actually makes me laugh very hard, good job.
Imagine a 5’9 toddler running at you
Mass Debator fuck bro. thats spooky
ok...now what
*I start running sanik spread* VRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AMMA BE SHAPPPPEEEEEE
lmao you stole that comment so it doesn't have the same effect loser
Pyro is a 6'3 alpha male,he isn't scared of her receding hairline
Listening to jojo siwa on normal speed- "wecambachawevsidae"
But when you slow it down...
"So guys, we did it"
WOWO
I did a terrible thing... I sped it up to 2x speed.. I think I had a stroke
Bruh
Timestamp?
Lol
1:04 if only we knew what a monster tick-tock would become
Hahaha poo poo
@@aa-qt8di actual 5 year old
@@Nvirr 9:31 Prnaks
@@Nvirr hahaha poo poo
@@Nvirr mr beast
Whenever I watch pyro, I always see his glasses as his eyes and the reflection of his light as his pupil, now I can’t unsee it
Stand Master: Jojo Siwa
Stand: 「C O N S U M P T I O N」
Stand Stats: A/A/A/A/A/A
undefeatable in all ways, if she sees you she will call out C O N S U M P T I O N パワー・イーター (Consumption Power Eater) and you'll lose all food in your home
There's only one Stand that can defeat her. Behold the power of my Stand!
「R E C E D I N G H A I R L I N E」
what the actual fuck, disappear please
I count only *5 stats!!!* where’s the *6th!?!?!?*
C O M M I E
Stand cry: iw dkw ssbds sbsod ddbdo dodbdkdodbdod
FINALLY bullying children is back i've been waiting so long
Dillon Vinson I've been waiting for an actual video.
hail satan!!!
Satan
Pyros imitation of screechy slightly disabled sounding children is on fleek 👌
4:42 so guys I think bullying children got to him
Did someone say PETSCOP 2?!?!?
The Musical.ly invasion has begun!
"I can already smell the cabbage rolls."
-Pyrocynical, 2018
musically "stars" stealing our jobs. #BuildThatWall.
@@CoolChris-vn8hzooooof I agree
the reflection in pyros glasses lookss like demon eyes or sum
I'm glad most of the newer videos aren't in this weird PseudoPie style, always lovely to see somebody find their own way of doing things
Jojo siwa is the antagonist of part 9.
ᗩυrσrα your profile pic is my new suspect
WHAT!? YOU JUST RUINED MY LIFE!
Savage Shiro shut up JoJo fan
@@weastman6064 The character is Hotaru Shidare from _Dagashi Kashi_ ,the artist of this specific image is probably a hentai doujin by the artist that goes by Pochi.
@@trickdeck how did you know
how did musically even last this long? Like how did they even make money?
Ads
Oscar Armstrong dumb little kids
They sell t shirts with the logo on for about £25 and adverts
Shitty ass ads
Normies
3:04 nice save
Just you wait pre-TikTok era Pyro, you will regret saying how good it was when musical.ly died despite a few people transferring to youtube. Because TikTok will be Musical.ly x10
Jojo Siwa reminds me of that one kid in preschool with a severe speech impediment.
The worst JoJo.
Daniel Sambar she looks like jake paul
Pyro sounds like filthy frank
Mittel
My brothers you've seen nothing my sister has forced me to watch and re watch every series of dance mum's everyday
Jojo siwa is the only person who speaks in cursive
Don’t forget Desiigner
SikWitit Desiigner, Jojo Siiwa and the NPCs in Hitman are the ones that know alien language
Memeframe I can understand them fine on hitman?
I can say 1 sentence fluently. "I can't speak cursive."
Am I the only person who writes in cursive over print?
I don't know why but my brain tells me the reflection of the lights in pyro's glasses is actually his eyes
Gotta love the face raiders music in the background.
I genuinly really want Petscop 2, please Niall, don't do me like this.
genuinely
A tiktok ad came up when you said music.ly died
Begun, the infection has begun
Same I’m sorry 😐
Some Bödy you my friend have the best most original comment in the world (just in case you get offended it’s just a joke.)
boi games don’t feel bad if they get offended, it’s a stupid comment
Omg after that happened I look through the comments lol I thought I was the only 1
I am obsessed with the background music
I know it’s from a ds game but not witch one
8:53 might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen, this era of pyro is absolutely goated
Pyro, you should sell glasses with your merch
Yes boys, I need to get that pyro look
Pyro strategy guide?
I actually want those glasses
Did you notice that he looked like when you fall of your skateboard in skate 3 and can't get up when he did a back flip.
make the brand "Looser" but in supreme font
What's wrong with Pyros hair he looks like the ginger kid from familyOfive
At least his dads in jail so he cant abuse him
‘Thank god this channel is shut down’ -pyro why would he want daddyOfive to shut down so much you ask. HE IS THE FUCKING GINGER KID
Carp With Milk lollollollolllollloll
That's cause he is
I need Pyro to make a petscop 2.
This video is 2 years old and it's still great content
This moment can only be rivaled by the blue checks being muted for a day.
Jojo siwa speaks like her script editer had a stroke while typing it then she went with it
She also had a stroke while speaking
*smashes keyboard* and there’s your script jo
that's probably her stand ability
Petscop 2 is coming in 2019, the same as Shrek 5.
Is it tho?
Petscop not shrek
have you watched petscop 15
Diamond Knight shrek actually is coming out though
Despacito 35 is coming the same as these things
Pyro called it at 0:06
light near camera + glasses = new eyes for pyro
How does a 5'9 toddler have 4 million more subs than a 20 y/o cute little lesbian..?
Bad content is always on top I’m looking at you le le pons you fuck
Bots. Lots and lots of bots...
Americans
TheDailyDank she’s 5’5 AT M O S T and i have proof
Memeulous uses clickbait pretty much
*musical.ly** is being shut down*
*sO gUyS wE dId It*
The pillar men pose (tik tok)
Tik Tok: But wait, THERES MORE!
STOP BULLYING CHILDREN
Sad Cena _make every second count_
SpoonFullO' Memes Tik Tok: hold my tea
His imitations of her made me genuinely laugh the first time since weeks
Every time jojo siwa speaks all I hear is a cultist trying to summon a demon