breaking minecraft monday records w/ ph1lza

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @Technoblade
    @Technoblade  5 років тому +23178

    tournament starts at 13:08 if you want to skip pregame banter (some dudes were late)
    making the stream public now that it's processed and viewable in its entirety! looking into getting stronger internet soon even if I can't get fiber lol

  • @LeoGuidi
    @LeoGuidi 4 роки тому +11503

    Everyone else: “Techno must have great tactics for skywars”
    Techno: “Kill ‘em before they kill you”

    • @andrewturkington369
      @andrewturkington369 4 роки тому +395

      Sun Tzu would approve

    • @nyxiauwu
      @nyxiauwu 4 роки тому +75

      Sun Tzu said that

    • @snicksss
      @snicksss 4 роки тому +50

      except whenever I play sky wars i'm instakilled :')
      there furthest I've gotten is the closest island to my original island rip
      never made it to mid
      what even is mid...

    • @dfhbuin8546
      @dfhbuin8546 4 роки тому +8

      snicks I’m more sad I play Minecraft pe on a tablet

    • @TheTrashMann1
      @TheTrashMann1 4 роки тому +3

      E

  • @ph1lza
    @ph1lza 5 років тому +40694

    It has come to my attention that I pronounced "Spifey"'s name wrong THE ENTIRE STREAM even when techno said it right to me MULTIPLE TIMES lmao.
    gg big oof, sorry spifey!

    • @yahnah9116
      @yahnah9116 5 років тому +357

      Timestamp pls :D

    • @rudraay_
      @rudraay_ 5 років тому +160

      Hi ph1lza can you please help me

    • @wn_zl
      @wn_zl 5 років тому +56

      rip

    • @sdfhsdfhsdfhshfsdhfsd6992
      @sdfhsdfhsdfhshfsdhfsd6992 5 років тому +68

      Ph1LzA phil how you would rate urself in pvp ?/10?

    • @zaphyir
      @zaphyir 5 років тому +19

      lol

  • @Egg_thing
    @Egg_thing 4 роки тому +7067

    2:18:25 if Technoblade of all people tells you "relax, it's minecraft" you really crossed the line

    • @vivaciousmyosotis
      @vivaciousmyosotis 4 роки тому +117

      Egg so true

    • @thelunamage5772
      @thelunamage5772 4 роки тому +1070

      Techno: "Relax.. Its just minecraft"
      *One potato war later*

    • @emilia4355
      @emilia4355 4 роки тому +377

      The Luna Mage *12hrs of potato farming everyday for the last year later*

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 4 роки тому +69

      @Sleep Deprived Potato true, good fricking content

    • @forebread9405
      @forebread9405 4 роки тому +117

      XQc taking about a dead channel while playing with someone who can barely rack in 5k views per vid is hilarious.

  • @piginacrown
    @piginacrown 5 місяців тому +776

    It's 4AM and i suddenly feel an urge to watch techno after not opening yt for like a month

    • @tannerklotz3539
      @tannerklotz3539 4 місяці тому +27

      I had the same feeling.

    • @phantomfox9556
      @phantomfox9556 4 місяці тому +11

      Same

    • @llotuss
      @llotuss 4 місяці тому +12

      same and conveniently a new video was posted recently

    • @Takuradiorr
      @Takuradiorr 4 місяці тому +3

      Same

    • @piginacrown
      @piginacrown 4 місяці тому +16

      @@llotuss I've been living off of his old contents and i am so happy that we have two new techno contents:,)

  • @revilo7349
    @revilo7349 4 роки тому +7860

    Phil is such a giggly person, he laughs at everything.
    And then there's Techno, his voice is deeper as Phil's, and i believe Techno is *WAY* younger

    • @char806
      @char806 4 роки тому +708

      phil is 32 n techno is 21 :O

    • @revilo7349
      @revilo7349 4 роки тому +568

      @@char806 _and he's married_

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm 4 роки тому +549

      @Ramunade so hes a *S I M P*

    • @revilo7349
      @revilo7349 4 роки тому +342

      @@snfriedm goddamn *_SIMP_*

    • @alanyamamura
      @alanyamamura 4 роки тому +219

      Lo imagine being a s i m p

  • @darthvader685
    @darthvader685 4 роки тому +3474

    I like how techno just compliments XQC, then XQC when techno kills him “YoUrE sO bAd”

    • @shatogirl
      @shatogirl 4 роки тому +181

      HAHHA ikr he’s mad over a block game 😭

    • @marv5679
      @marv5679 4 роки тому +432

      I mean isn't XQC's whole personality him unnecessarily getting mad at games while forgetting the whole english language while ranting.
      But I mean watching XQC rage after getting obliterated by techno is pretty fun to see.

    • @Skrubbby
      @Skrubbby 4 роки тому +227

      @@marv5679 well even though XQC is usually toxic he is entertaining but I just hated how Techno complimented XQC and he was like “YOU’RE SO BAD” “WHAT A VIRGIN DUDE”

    • @nadir8841
      @nadir8841 4 роки тому +195

      TBH since I don’t watch XQC, this just makes me uncomfortable especially when u compare their responses. But hey don’t get me wrong, I ain’t about to go hating on XQC

    • @katchupp5067
      @katchupp5067 4 роки тому +48

      @@nadir8841
      yea thats what i was thinking
      like its probably some weird inside joke or something, sitll makes me unconfortable tho

  • @paxielle
    @paxielle 4 роки тому +7215

    Ph1l is such a good team player and he's got 0 ego, I'm glad he's now friends with Techno

    • @kingborderlands2170
      @kingborderlands2170 4 роки тому +487

      He is compensating for Technoblade's ego xD

    • @reverseli
      @reverseli 4 роки тому +198

      At least neither of them have tommy’s

    • @potato.pancake
      @potato.pancake 4 роки тому +422

      @@reverseli uhhh idk if you’re serious or not but i’m like 99% sure that tommy just plays it all up for entertainment lmao i doubt he’s like that irl (same with techno). i feel like you can really tell when someone is a true narcissist vs when they’re playing it up for the camera based on how aggressive they are and how far they take their bits (well if they’re truly horrible then they aren’t bits). you can tell that tommy is playing it up as a joke and techno is overall a really respectful player (especially given how rude everyone else in mcm was to him lmao)

    • @reverseli
      @reverseli 4 роки тому +82

      Potato Pancake dw I know tommy does it as it makes it more engaging for his audience as if he was good 24/7 he’d probably still be popular just not as the same level he is now

    • @ember9443
      @ember9443 4 роки тому +29

      Dadza

  • @justjk2822
    @justjk2822 2 роки тому +574

    I'm so glad that so many of his streams are on his channel. Watching them is really comforting

  • @crazyjaks1095
    @crazyjaks1095 4 роки тому +12891

    man it must feel so bad when you look at your compass and the nearest player is technoblade and he iis getting closer and closer

  • @dvot0075
    @dvot0075 4 роки тому +7586

    When ph1lza says” let me test the grace period on these players “. It scares me. This duo, is. So. Dang. Powerful.

    • @brandonlarimore5223
      @brandonlarimore5223 4 роки тому +212

      Nothing would get done because m0xy hates Techno

    • @naiyou2840
      @naiyou2840 4 роки тому +256

      Nothing because m0xy’s attitude is straight trash

    • @peterparise4868
      @peterparise4868 4 роки тому +37

      Car Car techno and dream

    • @chips409
      @chips409 4 роки тому +85

      laughs in techno and dream

    • @prythian9517
      @prythian9517 4 роки тому +60

      @@chips409 laughs in mcc

  • @Idkfxczk
    @Idkfxczk 4 роки тому +1809

    2:15:02
    Who's getting paid to assasinate me
    Mr.Beast: Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @hermitdad8726
    @hermitdad8726 5 місяців тому +511

    Who else is still coming back to his videos for that old "feel good"?

  • @BaronAzazel
    @BaronAzazel 4 роки тому +4613

    It's so interesting to watch this livestream now. They both got so far in their friendship it's amazing. Philza no longer is surpriced at Techno's "brutal" jokes and instead encourages him in everything and Techno feels so much more chill in his presence.

  • @tanyacockle6469
    @tanyacockle6469 4 роки тому +3077

    Not only do Techno's partners know they're the sidekick, they almost exclusively funnel the best loot to him to make sure that if they die he can keep going.

    • @s.c.p-foundation3372
      @s.c.p-foundation3372 4 роки тому +268

      It's good that they don't have the ego. They know who will make the loot count most.

    • @user-bu5ps7cg1u
      @user-bu5ps7cg1u 4 роки тому +336

      Don’t undersell Philza. He’s pretty good at these games, too. :/

    • @bruhmoment9439
      @bruhmoment9439 4 роки тому +182

      @@user-bu5ps7cg1u But that's literally how Philza sees it too lol, he even said himself that he gave Techno the enchantments he had (since he knew Techno would be able to use them well when the time came)

    • @user-bu5ps7cg1u
      @user-bu5ps7cg1u 4 роки тому +69

      @@bruhmoment9439 it might’ve just been the wording that threw the connotation a bit. S.C.P- Foundation said “it’s good that they don’t have the ego,” but it came off as Philza being totally carried by Techno to me, at least.
      Now that I look at it, it sounds less like that lol

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 4 роки тому +40

      It's a good strat, since Techno is the stronger of the two majority of the time, so they play tank instead.

  • @three-bark1928
    @three-bark1928 4 роки тому +4109

    Aphmau: **passes the 2nd checkpoint**
    Aphmau: I have achieved ultimate greatness, I will now transcend past this mortal plane

    • @shurkeys419
      @shurkeys419 4 роки тому +44

      comedy

    • @dfhbuin8546
      @dfhbuin8546 4 роки тому +14

      sailoriviaars very

    • @georgiawoolley3204
      @georgiawoolley3204 4 роки тому +10

      tournament starts at 13:08 if you want to skip pregame banter (some dudes were late)
      making the stream public now that it's processed and viewable in its entirety! looking into getting stronger internet soon even if I can't get fiber lol

    • @jacobg5122
      @jacobg5122 4 роки тому +96

      @@georgiawoolley3204
      Bruh did you just comment the video description

    • @cyanitehd8004
      @cyanitehd8004 4 роки тому +16

      @@jacobg5122 lol its the pinned comment

  • @eternal_inferno6132
    @eternal_inferno6132 2 роки тому +1140

    survival game 13:08, bingo 25:26, find the button 55:00, parkour race 1:10:00, skywars 1:25:00, tnt run 1:47:00, one shot 1:56:00, spleef 2:04:00, survival games last 2:18:00.

    • @MMAForLife
      @MMAForLife Рік тому +5

      Thanks

    • @HonnaC
      @HonnaC Рік тому

      Tyyy 😊

    • @toxicpurple0742
      @toxicpurple0742 Рік тому +1

      The real winner

    • @Boxygirl96
      @Boxygirl96 Рік тому +4

      Top tier comment, good on you for commenting timestamps in a comment section where such helpful information is few and far between

    • @Boxygirl96
      @Boxygirl96 Рік тому +1

      Someone else’s footnotes, no idea what they are rn but I might come back later and mark them
      1:27:06
      2:02:41
      2:14:30
      2:21:30
      2:31:05

  • @az_6618
    @az_6618 4 роки тому +5449

    "Why dont we play the rest of this on hypixel"
    This aged well

    • @azrael_pendragon
      @azrael_pendragon 4 роки тому +12

      Lol

    • @mission101
      @mission101 4 роки тому +39

      I’m out of the loop on this what happened with hypixel?

    • @shmuncc
      @shmuncc 4 роки тому +434

      M1SSION101 • 12 years ago I think in one of the MC Mondays a random got in and like hacked it or something. Techno and a few other UA-camrs continued the MC Monday on Hypixel.

    • @mission101
      @mission101 4 роки тому +48

      Shmunx oh yeah I remember. I just didn’t remember the hypixel continuation bit

    • @azrael_pendragon
      @azrael_pendragon 4 роки тому +56

      Ye aftwr it go hacked techno vik jcharles and like 6 others played hp

  • @DaDerpyCarrot
    @DaDerpyCarrot 5 років тому +13557

    When you put together a guy that likes to laugh, and a guy that likes to tell jokes.. it's incredible

    • @rowanwax
      @rowanwax 5 років тому +386

      DaDerpyCarrot they got this

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 5 років тому +155

      @@rowanwax lol agreed

    • @PlacidSine
      @PlacidSine 5 років тому +1055

      DaDerpyCarrot lol i love the fact phil laughed so many times his laugh is so wholesome

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 5 років тому +53

      @@PlacidSinelmao

    • @2morph253
      @2morph253 5 років тому +437

      yeah omg they have kinda great chemistry

  • @ewshutup5960
    @ewshutup5960 4 роки тому +4270

    Phil is so wholesome laughing at all of Techno's jokes 🥺

    • @gynaxor1243
      @gynaxor1243 4 роки тому +19

      Kes Wong thought u were toxic

    • @ashd9498
      @ashd9498 4 роки тому +7

      Kes Wong lmao at first I thought your comment was toxic oops

    • @TeriyakiAsti
      @TeriyakiAsti 4 роки тому +3

      Kes Wong I honestly thought you were being toxic lol

    • @stragglypie1038
      @stragglypie1038 4 роки тому +4

      Ew shut up

    • @TeriyakiAsti
      @TeriyakiAsti 4 роки тому +25

      StragglyPie 103 no u

  • @almostzander
    @almostzander 2 роки тому +2314

    Still consistently one of my favorite videos and admittedly one I come to when I can't sleep

    • @lillyarnawaters4897
      @lillyarnawaters4897 Рік тому +40

      this was my comfotr stream since it came out, still watch it today when I also can't sleep

    • @nurkkakala5665
      @nurkkakala5665 Рік тому +24

      same. their friendship through all this time is really what i love about MM(past its flaws)

    • @ImMisik
      @ImMisik Рік тому +11

      Rip, fly high king ❤

    • @jaybird421
      @jaybird421 Рік тому +6

      Been using this stream to sleep for months, so I feel you

    • @citlali_lali
      @citlali_lali Рік тому +8

      I also come here on restless nights, this and earth smp ones where it’s just him and Phil, just bantering and talking. Helps me sleep sound and calm my thoughts running a mile a minute

  • @delborne3384
    @delborne3384 4 роки тому +2891

    1:31:22 techno played skywars so much his hands are like
    "yo we know what's gonna happen so we just gonna automatically pearl for you, cool?"

    • @celestetheking8776
      @celestetheking8776 4 роки тому +235

      Ikr!?!? Mad respect for Techno's reflexes

    • @envoxity9544
      @envoxity9544 4 роки тому +169

      I cant even pearl when I mean to... and then subconsciously is just out the window

    • @redbool1115
      @redbool1115 4 роки тому +35

      Make different keybinds it makes it easier

    • @elinnun
      @elinnun 3 роки тому +107

      i saw jerome’ pov even him acknowledged technos fast reflexes techno is amazing

    • @ag-dn1vl
      @ag-dn1vl 3 роки тому +28

      @@elinnun can you drop a link?

  • @Audrey-nf8er
    @Audrey-nf8er 5 років тому +7035

    Techno in calm monotone voice:
    *I'm so mad*

  • @Deflori20
    @Deflori20 4 роки тому +4787

    this is honestly the perfect team
    Technoblade - the best in the tournament at pvp
    Phil - The most experienced at regular minecraft

    • @ClashingWithThunder
      @ClashingWithThunder 4 роки тому +433

      Phil is like the only vanilla minecraft player that isnt hot trash in pvp lmao. Like, he's actually pretty good.

    • @bul6457
      @bul6457 4 роки тому +4

      @Na Ce lol yeah lmaoooooo

    • @bul6457
      @bul6457 4 роки тому +2

      @Na Ce anti auto clickers

    • @gabrielecarfora2815
      @gabrielecarfora2815 4 роки тому +92

      @Gengarguy Nicholas 1234
      Well you cant compare dream or techno coz they pvp in different versions

    • @NecrpotatoIndeed
      @NecrpotatoIndeed 4 роки тому +28

      1.9+ pvp shouldn't count for anything, it's garbage.

  • @fururuha
    @fururuha 8 місяців тому +213

    im starting to binge watch his entire minecraft monday streams…i cant believe hes gone, i felt like hes still alive with these videos…its so heartbreaking

    • @Dazaigawd
      @Dazaigawd 7 місяців тому +8

      ive been binge watching all of his streams for like 2 months now, its seriously so calming and fun. you forget he is gone and you enjoy the moments again and then when your done, u get the realization that he isnt here anymore... man... its just so sad

    • @Limepopsicle07
      @Limepopsicle07 7 місяців тому +13

      @@Dazaigawd he’s gone, but he left his memories with us. He has so many victories that we can relive, it’s easy to forget about the loss. As another comment said, though: “when a man dies, the cancer dies. It’s a draw. Technoblade never loses.” And he never dies, either. He’s physically passed on, but he’s still here with us. When something goes out on the internet, it’s never truly gone, and as long as your memory is alive, you are alive.

    • @azzzuleezzz7144
      @azzzuleezzz7144 5 місяців тому +4

      me tooooo, i still feel like hes alive with us and posting vods..., i cant believe it...i still feel like everything happened so sudden

  • @austinheinbuch8642
    @austinheinbuch8642 3 роки тому +2862

    Don’t worry, the smite on your iron sword was a huge psychological advantage. It struck fear into your enemy’s hearts, because they assumed you put something useful on it.

    • @froppy_frog3948
      @froppy_frog3948 3 роки тому +163

      That's exactly what I was thinking. I literally thought 'it might not be good, but at least they will see it and think you have something good.'

    • @technobladessteeringwheel482
      @technobladessteeringwheel482 3 роки тому +93

      You know techno didnt actually needed the sword cuz he can just use his sharpness 10 fist

    • @yuuka5833
      @yuuka5833 3 роки тому +110

      the smite did extra damage to xqc because he has no life

    • @1_Trident
      @1_Trident 3 роки тому +14

      @@technobladessteeringwheel482 lol you’re genuinely stupid it’s obviously sharpness 100

    • @mr.blueberry5138
      @mr.blueberry5138 3 роки тому +31

      @@froppy_frog3948 it was very useful in case an admin spawned in a baby zombie

  • @mr.pitchblackflint8457
    @mr.pitchblackflint8457 5 років тому +3175

    Techno: You can't beat me.
    Bingo: I know, but he can.
    *Speed Parkour slams open door*

    • @mikaelawashere2486
      @mikaelawashere2486 5 років тому +26

      I would like your comment but it’s 69 so I’m just gonna leave it alone

    • @pivotkid908
      @pivotkid908 5 років тому +10

      Same thing but 2% chance of clownfish

    • @shadowflamelightburst4503
      @shadowflamelightburst4503 5 років тому +26

      This world was broken. Screaming for salvation. Into fire and blood and treachery, you were born… My majestic Blade. Immortal. Invincible. The Deathless came. Caressed the throats of weak humanity. To kill the Immortal is impossible, they said. But I, the Worker of Secrets, embraced a Deathless warlord and forge you. A weapon to slay the un-slayable. The warlord betrayed us. Stole you from me. I was entombed. Deep in his Vault of Tears. He was Ausar The Vile… Consumed by your infinite light, you burnt his very soul! Both of you, lifeless. Tearing you from Ausar’s corpse, The God King whispered. Sacrifice. And death has its day after day. A ritual slaughter… father and avenging sons. All doomed. Until at last… a warrior came with true and noble heart. He’d slay the mighty God King. Anoint you with immortal blood, so unleash your glory. The warrior was Siris. He unknowingly gave you life and foolishly gave us freedom. I am Father of the Deathless. Creator and Destroyer of all. And Siris is our enemy… He is Ausar reborn. Now my secret vengeance… The world shall know your name.

    • @personpacman7439
      @personpacman7439 5 років тому +6

      No, its
      *Speed Parkour: Destroy's Asgard*

    • @Swifty710
      @Swifty710 5 років тому +7

      @@shadowflamelightburst4503 *ok*

  • @bluebell560
    @bluebell560 4 роки тому +660

    1:03:24 Techno remembering the good old days of Skydoesminecraft's cops and robbers brings warmth to my soul

  • @angrybook_
    @angrybook_ Рік тому +161

    2:18:17 techno says "relax it's minecraft" is a really calm voice is so funny for no reason

  • @remindertostayhydrated602
    @remindertostayhydrated602 4 роки тому +9155

    This started a bond that would conquer the world

    • @glowclock5068
      @glowclock5068 4 роки тому +222

      Insert original username Here literally

    • @zed538
      @zed538 4 роки тому +223

      Antartic Empire

    • @combustiblelemon801
      @combustiblelemon801 4 роки тому +165

      And then Pete showed up. Everyone is ok with this reality

    • @unkn0wn756
      @unkn0wn756 4 роки тому +15

      Insert original username Here let me be ur 1000th like

    • @TheLaptopKing1
      @TheLaptopKing1 4 роки тому +35

      “We win these!”

  • @persuedbyabear
    @persuedbyabear 5 років тому +4231

    underappreciated Ph1lzA joke: "this is the worst sequel to Finding Nemo ever"

    • @PlacidSine
      @PlacidSine 5 років тому +166

      Elfie Phillips Long ikr lmao but i found this weeks bingo FAR more interesting than other weeks usually when bingo comes up i just pause the stream and do some other stuff then i come back after bingo is done but this week i stayed and i couldnt stop laughing
      Techno making jokes and phils amazing laugh
      Bajan and jerome killing people with lava
      Connor staring at techno while fishing it was great

    • @originalcole2989
      @originalcole2989 4 роки тому +2

      Elfie Phillips Long I have the power of the 1K like

    • @arnavgowda342
      @arnavgowda342 4 роки тому +6

      “Is this how Shroud feels?”

    • @aldenotis2781
      @aldenotis2781 4 роки тому +14

      I was dying when someone said you missed stone and he turned around and was like “where is it”

    • @shpookie3311
      @shpookie3311 4 роки тому

      Elfie Phillips Long someone else said finding Nemo in chat before him

  • @callumb-h7950
    @callumb-h7950 5 років тому +1362

    The "bye" to moxy during spleef was the most gratifying BM moment in the entire video.

    • @supasocola3576
      @supasocola3576 4 роки тому +123

      This comment is months old but if anyone is looking right now, the whole interaction with m0xy begins at 2:13:58, but he kills him at around 2:14:39

    • @jmeahd1953
      @jmeahd1953 4 роки тому +17

      @@supasocola3576 thanks!

    • @LGNDPND
      @LGNDPND 4 роки тому +5

      Michaela//ColaCrazyGal I wished I looked at this earlier cuz I was eagle hawking the whole spleen thing I found the “bye” moment but thx 4 comment anyways

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 роки тому +1

      Movie moment

  • @Nukeproof30
    @Nukeproof30 2 роки тому +588

    "When a man dies
    The cancer dies.
    It is a draw.
    Technoblade never loses."
    Rest In Peace Techno. Condolences to all of those who knew and watched him. Just remember to take care of yourself.

    • @xaviermaxime1319
      @xaviermaxime1319 2 роки тому +7

      He can not win but never lose

    • @zyadalharbi8738
      @zyadalharbi8738 Рік тому +4

      im trying to lie to my brain that he didnt die but u ruiend everything

    • @hello_nice_to_meet_you555
      @hello_nice_to_meet_you555 11 місяців тому

      ​@@zyadalharbi8738same...

    • @Marsasaurus
      @Marsasaurus 10 місяців тому +1

      *women have left the chat*

    • @badhawk2388
      @badhawk2388 8 місяців тому +7

      @@Marsasauruswhat does this have to do with anything

  • @endergasimz2099
    @endergasimz2099 4 роки тому +2583

    The chemistry between the two of them is great

    • @koi5918
      @koi5918 4 роки тому +37

      Couldnt have been said better :)

    • @edsiecap898
      @edsiecap898 3 роки тому +86

      This aged so well

    • @funny_username3009
      @funny_username3009 3 роки тому +9

      Yep

    • @hghghghggyhghg5820
      @hghghghggyhghg5820 3 роки тому +4

      @@funny_username3009 ,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,vf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,bf,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,bf,g,g,g,,g,fb,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,,,g,g,bf,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,fb,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,bf,bf,g,g,bf,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,,g,,g,g,g,g,bf,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,,bf,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,bf,g,bf,g,g,,bf,bf,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,,g,,g,bf,,g,g,,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,,,g,,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,,bf,g,gbf,,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,,,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,,,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,,g,g,,g,g,g,,,,g,,,g,g,g,,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,,,g,g,d

    • @musaaydi1453
      @musaaydi1453 3 роки тому +10

      Father and son

  • @meilin3222
    @meilin3222 3 роки тому +4901

    I love how 20k viewers during a stream was high for techno during mc Monday’s and now he just gets 150-200k on a chill stream and up to 800k on lore streams

    • @HD-ko6ym
      @HD-ko6ym 3 роки тому +184

      It’s actual madness how big he boomed 😂

    • @gdefuykjds
      @gdefuykjds 3 роки тому +96

      He was getting 50-70k during mc monday.

    • @millylovesyou
      @millylovesyou 3 роки тому +27

      20 viewers compared to twitch smh /j

    • @theeyeofeyes
      @theeyeofeyes 3 роки тому +94

      Joining dream smp atleast gives you a x10 boost in viewers lmao
      (Avg)
      Techno 50k -> 300k
      Tommy 2k -> 250k
      Wilbur 2k -> 120k
      Phil 4k -> 50k
      Tubbo 1k -> 100k
      Quackity 4k -> 200k
      Karl 2k -> 150k
      Foolish 500 -> 16k
      List goes on

    • @NJKAZ2015
      @NJKAZ2015 3 роки тому +74

      His trecord is 862k people
      Thats four times my city's population

  • @literallyjuststairs6765
    @literallyjuststairs6765 4 роки тому +4269

    Techno is literally Saitama:
    -Underappreciated for skills
    -Percieved as a bad person
    -Bored because he's too OP
    -Wants to find a challenge
    -Has limitless power

    • @youngveggies6558
      @youngveggies6558 4 роки тому +540

      -Wants clout and isn't ashamed of it

    • @zayhao
      @zayhao 4 роки тому +363

      -bald
      edit: ah. cancer

    • @RealityRogue
      @RealityRogue 4 роки тому +116

      IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS.
      Tbh it’s why I like techno blade so much. I’m a big fan of One Punch Man because of the unique situation of Saitama

    • @adrienhades2121
      @adrienhades2121 4 роки тому +35

      Exactly even dream couldn't

    • @playwithmaulana
      @playwithmaulana 4 роки тому +19

      @@zayhao yea a bald pig

  • @ellieberg633
    @ellieberg633 Рік тому +110

    Technoblade and Philza absolutely dominated! Also, the banter between them was great. Little did they know just how close they would become.

  • @jessevanhook3521
    @jessevanhook3521 5 років тому +4887

    teaming with Techno brings out either the best or worst in people.

    • @moomoo-rf4dm
      @moomoo-rf4dm 4 роки тому +285

      Jesse Van Hook carson week intensifies

    • @iridescent_skies
      @iridescent_skies 4 роки тому +236

      *moo moo*
      Yes now I feel less bad about my mind going straight to Carson. That week was not okay.

    • @CBBrains
      @CBBrains 4 роки тому +52

      What the hell is the Carson week and what happened??

    • @iridescent_skies
      @iridescent_skies 4 роки тому +429

      •-Pinky-•
      Minecraft Monday Week 5.
      He was teamed with CallMeCarson and Carson had this bit where he was just gonna grief Techno. It was fine at first but it got stale fast and the joke should have just been dropped for everyone’s sake. Eventually Techno left the call and started talking with other teams so that was cool but not everyone took to Carson’s attempt at humor. Some of Techno’s fans started going after Carson I believe and he even got death threats. Carson eventually just left, can’t remember if they ever talked or not afterwards.
      The game itself was cool as Techno did great for no teammate but what was going on initially with Carson and then in background with the fans just killed that week.

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 4 роки тому +430

      @@iridescent_skies Carson was supposedly fine. he explained it in one of his skywars videos after that stream. there was just some (a lot of) people who took it too seriously. Techno basically explained how, same thing you described, the joke went a bit too far, he went solo, Carson apparently also got bullied by xqc's stream but let's be honest we're not surprised. then he talked to carson afterwards cuz he heard what was happening. Carson was fine, there was just some people who got mad over a joke and took it too seriously. i get their frustration, but jeez death threaths? obviously a bit too far.
      "When ya got 50k people watching, *a few of them are gonna be serial killers* "
      -Technoblade

  • @momowilmes5809
    @momowilmes5809 3 роки тому +3372

    Everyone thinks Techno’s just scary, when in reality he’s a nerd making theme songs for his teammates

    • @wolfiebear888
      @wolfiebear888 3 роки тому +9

      @Rohan Gattineni bro what?

    • @wolfiebear888
      @wolfiebear888 3 роки тому +54

      @Rohan Gattineni he is

    • @kuntalmondal672
      @kuntalmondal672 3 роки тому +2

      @@wolfiebear888 no u

    • @jayedgar1384
      @jayedgar1384 3 роки тому +84

      I mean. Gameplay wise. He’s a terrifying beast of pure skill. Person wise. He’s a sarcastic nerd who likes making songs

    • @wolfiebear888
      @wolfiebear888 3 роки тому +65

      @@kuntalmondal672 it’s not an insult tho he always calls us nerds and he is one as well. one of us lmao

  • @randomperson9390
    @randomperson9390 3 роки тому +2542

    it's amazing how techno managed to miss all the obvious buttons but manages to see buttons a mile away that are also well hidden.

    • @othniel466
      @othniel466 3 роки тому +128

      'hidden in plain sight' as they say

    • @Anonymous4045
      @Anonymous4045 3 роки тому +13

      Brother

    • @froppy_frog3948
      @froppy_frog3948 3 роки тому +23

      You found other buttons? The only ones I saw were the ones techno saw...

    • @marialindell9874
      @marialindell9874 3 роки тому +35

      He missed atleast one in the liberary. It was in such an obvious spot too!

    • @LaricDuke
      @LaricDuke 3 роки тому +22

      That's one perk of having ADHD 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @IvoryMonsterXD
    @IvoryMonsterXD 2 роки тому +260

    Once and a while UA-cam will start auto playing these while I'm sleeping. I want to thank UA-cam for reminding me of him, and Techno for always giving me something good to wake up too in the morning.

    • @Dud079
      @Dud079 16 днів тому

      me too

  • @CH-en5wz
    @CH-en5wz 4 роки тому +2761

    this is the best team in existence. Phil gigglin' and carrying a good amount of weight, not being butthurt about Techno's comments and then Techno telling his jokes and vibing

  • @arkenna
    @arkenna 5 років тому +3614

    these two are the perfect duo, ph1lza like dies at techno’s jokes too

    • @lnua_
      @lnua_ 5 років тому +357

      Kenna Owen I hope they do more stuff, they have good chemistry

    • @ExoticCreep
      @ExoticCreep 5 років тому +99

      Skeppy and technoblade is the dream duo smh

    • @icofx9157
      @icofx9157 5 років тому +156

      [GD] SpacialD4sh yeah but,, phil and techno are pretty great too

    • @notcatisa
      @notcatisa 5 років тому +194

      I preferred techno and schlatt but this one is a close second

    • @whitewolffangoftheleaf7821
      @whitewolffangoftheleaf7821 5 років тому +69

      mycatisabird definitely my favorite duo was shlatt and techno I wonder if anyone else will surpass that duo in jokes cause I was dying

  • @minnie9066
    @minnie9066 5 років тому +524

    Phil and Techno are the dream team! They had both good chemistry (with the amazing laughs/inner channel jokes) and teamwork. They beat the points record and Phil's potential was also unleashed this game, which actually made everything more interesting.

    • @maybewellok
      @maybewellok 5 років тому +14

      is this the same as jschlatt with Techno too?

    • @akillersandwich8360
      @akillersandwich8360 5 років тому +5

      I think schlatt finished 8th or something when he teamed with techno

    • @minnie9066
      @minnie9066 5 років тому +30

      @@maybewellok Phil and Techno did better points-wise (with phil able to reach 2nd on individuals), however, both teams (techno & jschlatt, techno & phil) had great chemistry.

    • @williamdinh4765
      @williamdinh4765 5 років тому +13

      There also both hardcore gods

    • @randomtheguy7655
      @randomtheguy7655 5 років тому

      @@akillersandwich8360 *18

  • @ezrah3535
    @ezrah3535 8 місяців тому +73

    i feel like a lot of people have a comfort youtube video and this is mine lol

    • @thatproguy181
      @thatproguy181 8 місяців тому +6

      so you are telling me im not sick cuz I watched this 10 times ?

    • @ezrah3535
      @ezrah3535 8 місяців тому +6

      @@thatproguy181 absolutely not, i watch this whenever there’s a rainy day :-]

    • @Dazaigawd
      @Dazaigawd 8 місяців тому +2

      he will always be my comfort youtuber ❤

  • @rhysjones9771
    @rhysjones9771 4 роки тому +1046

    “techno vs the world” would actually be an amazing show.
    technoblade competes against professionals in things people usually perceive as easy

  • @secretsecret9164
    @secretsecret9164 3 роки тому +4275

    very underrated moment
    techno: *starting sentence about how everyone assumes he's gonna own at skywars as though he knows the game just bc its called skywars*
    phil: *in the middle of assuming he knows this game bc its called skywars*
    techno: no thats the THING, everyone- wait i know this map. i have been here a million times.

    • @donuts564
      @donuts564 3 роки тому +152

      1:23:45

    • @TheGrimbler
      @TheGrimbler 3 роки тому +250

      Also then proceeds to do said owning

    • @marialindell9874
      @marialindell9874 3 роки тому +6

      @@TheGrimbler 70 likes

    • @williambenton9042
      @williambenton9042 3 роки тому +28

      Another underrated moment:
      NS FW just became a member

    • @aqualime109
      @aqualime109 3 роки тому +3

      @@williambenton9042 lol I saw that as well

  • @qLewiss
    @qLewiss 4 роки тому +3751

    I hate how moxy and xqc both are so toxic to techno and insult him so much when techno is giving especially moxy mad respect and complimenting them

    • @prime8262
      @prime8262 4 роки тому +96

      @@Ventro_Devientro what a random tought and had no connection to neither the comment nor video

    • @prime8262
      @prime8262 4 роки тому +39

      @@Ventro_Devientro yeah but your talking about 2b2t that had no connection to the video

    • @prime8262
      @prime8262 4 роки тому +22

      @@Ventro_Devientro and no i didnt watch false's stream

    • @bul6457
      @bul6457 4 роки тому +164

      what the actual frick is this comment section

    • @bul6457
      @bul6457 4 роки тому +8

      @@Ventro_Devientro no build battle :(

  • @H4l0_
    @H4l0_ Рік тому +54

    Here I was, laughing at the video and then realizing, Techno was so funny to the point you would forget he’s up there, like, the humor he possessed to the point of saying that we should meme his death is just… He truly was a king…

  • @zelo6237
    @zelo6237 5 років тому +4182

    Phil is so wholesome it's actually not awkward for a change

    • @lnua_
      @lnua_ 5 років тому +425

      zelo I love him man, he will laugh so much sometimes that he'll have hiccups lol

    • @UwU-xk5cx
      @UwU-xk5cx 5 років тому +286

      The only truly awkward one was the one with call me carson and when he left and techno joined other calls it stopped to be awkward

    • @francis8402
      @francis8402 5 років тому +125

      Luis castro 1234 nah The one with James Charles was kinda awkward tbh

    • @lnua_
      @lnua_ 5 років тому +25

      de_heilige_kip well it's a really dark shade of blue, and I wasn't really sure of what else to have as my pfp so I went with this

    • @gerbilpmc
      @gerbilpmc 5 років тому +2

      de_heilige_kip bruh minecraft chicken? Why lol

  • @ani9208
    @ani9208 5 років тому +1442

    techno killing xqc at the end and winning was like the good ending to a Disney movie

    • @refthegeneric
      @refthegeneric 5 років тому +47

      Then spifey and techno spar with fists

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 роки тому +8

      Wait there's a bad ending?

    • @vannoah
      @vannoah 4 роки тому +28

      @@Nugcon yeah the starwars is Disney

    • @erkdemirozturkoglu9900
      @erkdemirozturkoglu9900 4 роки тому

      Ani are you okay?

    • @richapborne6870
      @richapborne6870 4 роки тому +1

      Erk Demir Özturkoğlu she got struck by a smooth criminal

  • @mahnamejep9416
    @mahnamejep9416 4 роки тому +698

    Xqc:*badmouthing people for playing the game*
    Meanwhile Techno: I LOST THE STICKS WERE GONNA LOSE!

    • @scoleger4704
      @scoleger4704 3 роки тому +2

      time stamp? i wanna see this this badly

    • @alchemy7843
      @alchemy7843 3 роки тому +7

      @@scoleger4704 2:21:30

    • @sukithdayaratne2572
      @sukithdayaratne2572 3 роки тому +47

      Dude this entire tournament, xqc and moxy were just flaming technoblade the entire time. And on technos stream he's telling the chat how good both xqc and moxy are. How can you be that salty at the blade

    • @potato1888
      @potato1888 3 роки тому +6

      @@sukithdayaratne2572 ikr its kinda sad

    • @objectivelylonely3606
      @objectivelylonely3606 2 роки тому

      @@sukithdayaratne2572 it's XQC I don't think anyone is really surprised, his whole online persona is just being toxic af

  • @ssprdyllc_lurkn
    @ssprdyllc_lurkn Рік тому +67

    Missing Technoblade hours. Last year's New Year's Eve, that was when he hit 10 million with chat cheering along with him.
    At least we have the option of re-watching his old content where we can hear him having fun with his friends.
    Have fun on your vacation away from earth, Techno! o7

    • @ssprdyllc_lurkn
      @ssprdyllc_lurkn Рік тому +3

      or, the the year before last year's new years eve lmao = 2021
      last year's new year's eve would be 2022 since its 2023 now

  • @jarbackk447
    @jarbackk447 4 роки тому +2565

    I realized that this man uses his reflexes to unconsciously throw the ender pearl back onto the map in skywars ...
    True god

    • @jarbackk447
      @jarbackk447 4 роки тому +12

      Kes Wong yes

    • @fennylomena853
      @fennylomena853 4 роки тому +7

      especially that jerome invis armor clutch

    • @lamp1585
      @lamp1585 4 роки тому +82

      Kes Wong nah techno is so good he can beat up nerds in his sleep

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 роки тому +24

      Skywars player instinct

    • @navkd1854
      @navkd1854 4 роки тому +2

      Timestamp?

  • @kimdahae123
    @kimdahae123 4 роки тому +3678

    I really just want a compilation of every time Techno goes “hE????”

    • @icee_lemon5854
      @icee_lemon5854 3 роки тому +92

      That would be a REALLY long compilation

    • @icee_lemon5854
      @icee_lemon5854 3 роки тому +10

      @ it’s just too good 😅

    • @cultsnails
      @cultsnails 3 роки тому +23

      *Michael Jackson has entered the chat*

    • @misscornicat
      @misscornicat 3 роки тому +8

      @@cultsnails hEh?

    • @elizabethwilkinson7473
      @elizabethwilkinson7473 3 роки тому +4

      Search up for one or I have to go throu every of his videos for you, which I’m to lazy to do

  • @theeffortfighter
    @theeffortfighter 5 років тому +3356

    Find the button and Bingo: *I am inevitable*
    Speed Parkour: I am *Unbeatable*

    • @sambnjgrdsgaming
      @sambnjgrdsgaming 5 років тому +23

      xQC was literally 3 jumps away from beating it

    • @Yuglooc
      @Yuglooc 5 років тому +10

      Do you know what inevitable means?

    • @DanyDanyeus
      @DanyDanyeus 5 років тому +13

      Hunger games: And I am IRON MAN *SNAPS*

    • @heathjake25
      @heathjake25 5 років тому +2

      Chat: technoblade neva diesssss

    • @iranoutofnames6444
      @iranoutofnames6444 5 років тому +6

      *unbeatable* except for preston "rusty" playz
      *edit:* nvm wrong parkour

  • @tubs.7575
    @tubs.7575 Рік тому +99

    Sometimes i wish he was still here and everything was just a big joke, but its not and i still havent come to terms with it but i still try!
    Really miss you techno you made such a big difference in everyones lives.

  • @yourlocalbicronoverlord
    @yourlocalbicronoverlord 5 років тому +1482

    When it comes to pvp, Techno Pig is like a force of nature, his partners just get dragged along in his path of blood and death

    • @nuui2hou
      @nuui2hou 4 роки тому +81

      blood for the blood god

    • @tjneumann7828
      @tjneumann7828 4 роки тому +72

      The funny thing is he’s not even tryharding here. If he was mcm would not exist, it would literally just be a forgone conclusion

    • @theblegar1commenter765
      @theblegar1commenter765 4 роки тому +62

      They kept nerfing technoblade when he isn't even tryharding. What would anyone do if techno decided "i'm going to tryhard"

    • @tjneumann7828
      @tjneumann7828 4 роки тому +8

      the blegar1 commenter lose

    • @mastercat2965
      @mastercat2965 4 роки тому +1

      Technopig?

  • @shame2189
    @shame2189 5 років тому +1822

    "Everybody thinks since this game is called skywars i'm gonna be a god at it but that's not true" he says before vaporizing the competition.

    • @revbigmoney
      @revbigmoney 5 років тому +61

      He says whilst I'm watching his 1000th skywars video

    • @PlacidSine
      @PlacidSine 5 років тому +37

      Shame i mean he plays skywars and becomes a god for a year and then 2 years later he gets killed by vikk in full iron while techno has gold and leather pants and boots and nothing else, week 9 just seemed like the code was programmed to hate techno bad rng

    • @nirjhar4803
      @nirjhar4803 5 років тому +4

      @@PlacidSine That's very untrue... many other players had even worse RNG.

    • @RoboKing-ts8ix
      @RoboKing-ts8ix 4 роки тому +2

      @@nirjhar4803 Nah nah obviously nottttttttt........Techno just a god so even bad rng can't hurt him lol

    • @lr7674
      @lr7674 4 роки тому

      @@RoboKing-ts8ix using hypixel maps doesnt help either

  • @Idkfxczk
    @Idkfxczk 4 роки тому +843

    I love how TwitchH1ghSky1 is just being a fanboy in the chat

  • @yeethan1094
    @yeethan1094 Рік тому +93

    Technoblade is legitimately Minecraft One Punch Man.

  • @danigaming_
    @danigaming_ 3 роки тому +3948

    I like when techno says
    "I beat Minecraft with a steering wheel"
    "Phil died to a baby zombie"
    "We are hardcore Minecraft players"

    • @StanislavSasin
      @StanislavSasin 3 роки тому +36

      So this baby zombie thing started 2 years ago...

    • @sungunner6244
      @sungunner6244 3 роки тому +47

      @@StanislavSasin Знаменитая смерть случилась весной 2019, и да, черт, это та еще thing :D Хотя смеющиеся смайлики не очень уместны, мда. Оно действительно душераздирающе. Если еще не, очень рекомендую видео "Legend of Philza", захватывающая история, и очень помогает с контекстом

    • @justanothergamingyoutuber8179
      @justanothergamingyoutuber8179 3 роки тому +53

      @@sungunner6244 bro the UA-cam translate feature is so broken lmao. Also I loved the Legend of Philza too!

    • @ChupaLmfao
      @ChupaLmfao 2 роки тому +7

      @@justanothergamingyoutuber8179 ikr broken!

    • @onionedtz4952
      @onionedtz4952 2 роки тому +2

      timestamp?

  • @snorrekjrgaardnielsen4281
    @snorrekjrgaardnielsen4281 4 роки тому +4251

    Isnt this like the only time techno didnt hard carry

    • @aevetic9182
      @aevetic9182 4 роки тому +422

      in week one shot carried his own weight pretty well

    • @OrkOfOhio
      @OrkOfOhio 4 роки тому +731

      Have you forgotten the PVP God, the Build Boy, the Dropper dude, Jshlatt?

    • @GoodfriendGoodfriend
      @GoodfriendGoodfriend 4 роки тому +268

      @@anya4116 Yeah, Dan actually did really well and they were actually on their way to winning I think, until Dan lagged for no reason

    • @toddhoward7649
      @toddhoward7649 4 роки тому +69

      @@GoodfriendGoodfriend he got DDOSed

    • @Sh1tjefferys
      @Sh1tjefferys 4 роки тому +111

      @@OrkOfOhio don’t forget that he is the best button finder

  • @rpbyrd2222
    @rpbyrd2222 5 років тому +371

    These two work really well together, and it seems that they genuinely find each other funny

  • @zephantom7110
    @zephantom7110 Рік тому +48

    It’s been almost a year, and still this is one of my favorite videos on this entire platform. Blood for the blood god.

    • @Jazzy-o7u
      @Jazzy-o7u Рік тому +2

      Blood for the blood god

    • @mod5278
      @mod5278 Рік тому +3

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    • @flarie7853
      @flarie7853 Рік тому +1

      BLOOD for THE BLOOD GOD

  • @beenook6249
    @beenook6249 3 роки тому +3719

    POV: Your’e rewatching after these two formed an entire family with musician and an overly loud child

  • @c0niine
    @c0niine 5 років тому +273

    The pure bloodlust in techno's voice when he's playing hunger games is always the funniest shit

  • @blitzwinger999wright6
    @blitzwinger999wright6 3 роки тому +2573

    1:24:25 I can't get over how funny Ewok is. He just goes: "Hey xqc, can you yell louder so I can hear?"
    BRUH. EWOK IS LITERALLY DEAF.

    • @angelas3876
      @angelas3876 3 роки тому +210

      Oh dang, I didn't even notice this 'till now

    • @Shining_16
      @Shining_16 3 роки тому +152

      Oh my god that’s amazing

    • @HD-ko6ym
      @HD-ko6ym 3 роки тому +181

      He is sassy af and I love it

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz 3 роки тому +109

      “yell harder” lmao

    • @vale29mo
      @vale29mo 3 роки тому +230

      Other mcm xqc said "are you deaf?" to someone else and Ewok replied "yes" lol

  • @Antyvak
    @Antyvak 2 роки тому +86

    at 34:55 we can see some clown try to get personal with technoblade by calling him Dave. He must had felt dumb when we learned his real name was alex.

  • @chibuikemdimgba5789
    @chibuikemdimgba5789 5 років тому +3221

    Edited for undisclosed purposes.

    • @cdfest704
      @cdfest704 5 років тому +331

      WHY DOES THIS COMMENT UAVE A 30 SECOND COOLDOWN

    • @arapadapa
      @arapadapa 5 років тому +28

      CD Fest 😂 LOL

    • @favoritekidskinlem10
      @favoritekidskinlem10 5 років тому +12

      Soup?soup s0up soup

    • @middlemantheape5588
      @middlemantheape5588 5 років тому +28

      I got you..."mmmmm i like your spaget"

    • @KriticalHD69
      @KriticalHD69 5 років тому +19

      @@aidanusrey7653 omg what tf u commented on this cursed land

  • @iambangleslick
    @iambangleslick 5 років тому +2397

    “I became good at the game to make them delete the game.”
    -*Technoblade 2019*

  • @duckieduck8532
    @duckieduck8532 3 роки тому +3411

    POV: youre watching these streams a year later

  • @iedskiller
    @iedskiller 9 місяців тому +31

    rewatching your old vids makes me feel like you never left fly high

    • @The_poatto_farmer_6400
      @The_poatto_farmer_6400 8 місяців тому

      yea imma do it so many times ontill i know the entire vidio

    • @kenvein1234
      @kenvein1234 4 місяці тому

      I've been rewatching his vids for like the past 3 days and I'm enjoying it so much that I forgot he's not with us anymore

  • @themadhoffer5802
    @themadhoffer5802 3 роки тому +1074

    I love that this vod is from like two years ago, and yet there's still so many comments that are like, a few months to a few days old. We really are deprived huh

    • @GGW34
      @GGW34 3 роки тому +13

      Lol this is like the 3rd time I'm watching it

    • @lilacpen8678
      @lilacpen8678 3 роки тому +21

      We're so starved we'll watch his entire channel in the time it takes him to upload a new video.

    • @fanalt6971
      @fanalt6971 3 роки тому +4

      Im desperate

    • @Grexsome
      @Grexsome 3 роки тому +1

      It’s a good video

    • @Ronny-jx5bj
      @Ronny-jx5bj 3 роки тому +2

      T h e r e h a s n ‘ t b e e n c o n t e n t i n a m o n t h

  • @sqilz
    @sqilz 4 роки тому +1733

    Everyone: wants techno nerfed
    MCM: puts the guy who survived for 5 years on hardcore mode with the pvp legend who had a 1400 winstreak on bedwars.
    Very cool

    • @pichuplayz7335
      @pichuplayz7335 4 роки тому +46

      Yeah that's fair

    • @dfhbuin8546
      @dfhbuin8546 4 роки тому +49

      Sqilz wdym this is totally balanced

    • @aidang4615
      @aidang4615 4 роки тому +5

      It was a 1400 win streak you simp.

    • @pajmak5542
      @pajmak5542 4 роки тому +4

      1818*

    • @aidang4615
      @aidang4615 4 роки тому +10

      @@pajmak5542 1818 wasn't his my guy, he helped someone else get it. I'm glad I made this dude edit his comment to 1400 tho lmao

  • @tehsnoc6635
    @tehsnoc6635 5 років тому +2385

    Right when I saw skywars map i said "it's gonna be a massacre and it's gonna be good"

    • @Sujiceel
      @Sujiceel 5 років тому +121

      It was over when skywars was in the tourney

    • @Xeno1vl
      @Xeno1vl 5 років тому +55

      maGoH Labramonte at this rate keem just wants techno to win again

    • @1Kn2828
      @1Kn2828 5 років тому +177

      I thought the dragon was gonna come in when he won, I was so confused

    • @ducminhtran8608
      @ducminhtran8608 5 років тому +43

      Bedwar next week

    • @ultimatecrow6167
      @ultimatecrow6167 5 років тому +3

      Ahmed Zain i wanna like this comment but its at 420 likes

  • @Totallysleepingrn
    @Totallysleepingrn 11 місяців тому +19

    Accidentally clicked this and now I’m gonna cry, rest in peace
    Blood for the blood god. Technoblade never dies

    • @PlasJL
      @PlasJL 11 місяців тому

      oh my days its been a year now get over it

  • @CZORCH
    @CZORCH 4 роки тому +908

    techno: checkpoint 11
    "a6d passed checkpoint 1!"

    • @sailor2732
      @sailor2732 4 роки тому +154

      even better when you find out admin helped a6d. the poor guy

    • @CZORCH
      @CZORCH 4 роки тому +5

      @@sailor2732 indeed 😿

    • @meowshroom3945
      @meowshroom3945 4 роки тому +2

      Time Stamp?

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 4 роки тому +3

      Poor guy

    • @felinawell
      @felinawell 4 роки тому +1

      @@meowshroom3945 1:15:22

  • @bruhmoment1133
    @bruhmoment1133 4 роки тому +474

    For the rainbow speed parkour, imagine instead of glass it was ice. The video games cause violence percentage would go up to 99%.

    • @ok-pv7fw
      @ok-pv7fw 3 роки тому +7

      @@anya4116 hey there important human
      With a sword

    • @ok-pv7fw
      @ok-pv7fw 3 роки тому +5

      Wow 2 likes from an abandoned comment section
      Impresive if not that big number although

  • @lmcerluain2307
    @lmcerluain2307 5 років тому +636

    Techno: “Who’s getting payed to assasinate me?!”
    MrBeast:”Hold my gfuel”
    2:15:01

  • @antiserenity666
    @antiserenity666 4 місяці тому +16

    Here we are again, binge watching Techno's videos because I miss him. o7 man, the world really isn't the same without you in it.

  • @jetastronomia8400
    @jetastronomia8400 3 роки тому +4867

    I love that philza wasn't being carried by techno

    • @-.killua.-8038
      @-.killua.-8038 3 роки тому +16

      Lol

    • @jacobstrahan2722
      @jacobstrahan2722 3 роки тому +523

      well phil did create minecraft...

    • @nyx5236
      @nyx5236 3 роки тому +279

      @@jacobstrahan2722 I mean his name IS Philza Minecraft

    • @Dapperganker
      @Dapperganker 3 роки тому +88

      Lots of people still made it out like he was, but ye he held his own well.

    • @ripenoodles9986
      @ripenoodles9986 3 роки тому +68

      i love that there are fellow people in this reply section who are watching this very recently myself included

  • @ilexdiapason
    @ilexdiapason 3 роки тому +2373

    "we should give philza a theme song"
    * bah's in "his name is philza minecraft and he is quite old" *

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 3 роки тому +129

      update to this comment: *PHILZA MINECRAFT IS SO BRAVE*

    • @spersgy7401
      @spersgy7401 3 роки тому +92

      @@ilexdiapason HE'S THE BRAVEST MAN I'VE EVER MET

    • @nagul3165
      @nagul3165 3 роки тому +62

      He has a wife which I find interesting

    • @lutraspace7047
      @lutraspace7047 3 роки тому +33

      @@nagul3165 Technoblade wears a crown

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 3 роки тому +19

      @@lutraspace7047 wasn't it "Owns a gown"?

  • @paiberz573
    @paiberz573 5 років тому +598

    "why don't we just play the rest of the event on hypixel"
    Well it happen in week 13

  • @arsenick6952
    @arsenick6952 2 роки тому +24

    34:55 Dang his "Dave" prank worked so well.

  • @yellowdicesam
    @yellowdicesam 3 роки тому +1281

    “We actually have a chance at winning for once”
    -Technoblade, multiple-time winner

  • @PowerSpirit50
    @PowerSpirit50 5 років тому +440

    I didn't watch Bajan and Jerome THAT much as a child but I still have fond memories of them being fair and congratulating their opponents in mini games. It honestly helped shape my personality a bit.

    • @julieghorayeb1647
      @julieghorayeb1647 4 роки тому +2

      @@keswong4204 I

    • @lilbeats7501
      @lilbeats7501 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah I used to watch them a lot. Their both pretty chill dudes

    • @claire_bea_r
      @claire_bea_r 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah I feel that they were my childhood 😂 with the pack y’all remember that ??

  • @timothyfryer3443
    @timothyfryer3443 5 років тому +330

    Normal player: look there a person
    Techno: look there’s a kill, let’s get it

  • @Bella-rj7ht
    @Bella-rj7ht 2 роки тому +28

    I will always love hearing the “starting the stream~”. I am just sitting here for the past 5 hours just watching techno blade. He will never be forgotten and will always live on in all of our hearts!

  • @randomperson5935
    @randomperson5935 3 роки тому +363

    1:57:57 “they should put bounties on players”- technoblade
    My personal submission to the “all time worst aging quotes” competition

  • @aidnndp
    @aidnndp 5 років тому +1049

    Next up "Getting banned from Minecraft Monday with Skeppy"

    • @PlacidSine
      @PlacidSine 5 років тому +83

      AboveTheHeavens i wish they teamed week 1 because they would’ve destroyed but now theyll never be able to team ever which is sad because watching vids like skeppy v technoblade id LOVE to see 2 hours of this, we got a taste of it in week 5 tho

    • @mysarla
      @mysarla 5 років тому +1

      Alpaca• yea exactly.

    • @MCminer-gr4hx
      @MCminer-gr4hx 5 років тому

      wtf no minecraft monday this week....

    • @mysarla
      @mysarla 5 років тому

      MC bolcano ??

    • @GizmekGalaxy
      @GizmekGalaxy 5 років тому +7

      MC bolcano There is but Skeppy is no longer participating.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +653

    2:07:13
    Techno : "ok, ok, everyone that tried to assasinate me is dead, that's what happens, don't start none, won't be none"
    The Tubbo Administration :
    "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"

  • @star-yy
    @star-yy Рік тому +20

    Bro I love this duo so much, rip the King, we miss him and the moments Philza and him had together..

  • @yerrr3562
    @yerrr3562 5 років тому +960

    2:14:40 was so satisfying to see techno kill m0xy after their hardcore targeting. and then techno rubbing it in with the “bye” was just perfect

    • @nicholaskong1044
      @nicholaskong1044 5 років тому +138

      yerrr I really don’t understand whay xqc and m0xy are so salty torwards technoblade

    • @vapv3656
      @vapv3656 5 років тому +228

      @@nicholaskong1044
      They've made their careers out of being good at games and being extremely toxic. It's targeted at Techno and Phil, but not exclusively. They just caught the ire this time around because Techno and Phil were kicking their asses

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 років тому +35

      D e n i e d

    • @Stephen1873
      @Stephen1873 5 років тому +18

      normies weirdchamp hyperdansgame 12 year olds yikes

    • @d.7738
      @d.7738 5 років тому +7

      @@Stephen1873 these normies weirdchamp technoblade fanboys glory hunters dansgame

  • @matthewp5724
    @matthewp5724 5 років тому +1098

    Phil is laughing at techno for telling him to stab people and ruin their dreams little does he know techno is completely serious
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

    • @Cykz.
      @Cykz. 5 років тому +12

      MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

    • @cubie3863
      @cubie3863 5 років тому +1

      yay im the 666th like
      agreed

    • @fopdoodle1344
      @fopdoodle1344 5 років тому +2

      i liked and then I saw the edit and immediately unliked, stop doing that please, you ruin the comment.

    • @matthewp5724
      @matthewp5724 5 років тому +10

      fopdoodle noted but also chill dude how does it affect u?

    • @careet4026
      @careet4026 2 роки тому

      yup…

  • @coolkcroyale
    @coolkcroyale 4 роки тому +282

    It’s nice being able to watch Techno play Minecraft Monday without having to explain how to play to his teammate.

  • @disnameisveryshortsodontst9447
    @disnameisveryshortsodontst9447 10 місяців тому +15

    The fact that this still appears in my feed is the undisputed fact that Technoblade never dies.

  • @LeenaHou
    @LeenaHou 3 роки тому +760

    1:28:33 Phil : is that a dead person?
    Techno (nonchalantly) : Yea i killed someone there
    Gotta love these two :D

    • @minimoonie6431
      @minimoonie6431 3 роки тому +12

      🦀KILLBLADE AND KILLZA CRAB RAVE🦀

    • @emmaa8870
      @emmaa8870 3 роки тому +1

      Second reply?

    • @annokauwu6428
      @annokauwu6428 3 роки тому +5

      emerald duo my beloved

    • @LeenaHou
      @LeenaHou 3 роки тому +1

      @@annokauwu6428 Truee!! Awww i miss techno streaming with phil 😭

  • @Yitlgg
    @Yitlgg 4 роки тому +214

    1:15:20
    ‘Technoblade has passed checkpoint 11’
    ‘A6d has passed checkpoint 1’
    Everyone pay respects to the French baguette

  • @CraftyCarrot
    @CraftyCarrot 5 років тому +623

    Laake: *world downloads Elven straight from Hypixel*
    Techno: WELCOME GUYS TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF SKYWARS

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 5 років тому +60

      CraftyCarrot Today we’re playing TEAMS with PH1LZA!

    • @yousxf
      @yousxf 5 років тому +5

      @@Niiue no, welcome to another solo commentary by technoblade

    • @deoce
      @deoce 5 років тому +19

      @@yousxf but Ph1l and him got good chemistry