Skyblock: The Great Potato War

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  • @imasquidkid
    @imasquidkid 5 років тому +399761

    YOU ARE THE WORST

  • @wisp
    @wisp 5 років тому +71666

    it's true, he's genuinely been on hypixel, in skyblock, for ~8 hours a day.

    • @MagnusTNT
      @MagnusTNT 5 років тому +901

      I see

    • @OversaltedPizza
      @OversaltedPizza 5 років тому +452

      wassup wisp

    • @deekay1306
      @deekay1306 5 років тому +187

      yo Kit! What’s good

    • @MrWhiteMocha
      @MrWhiteMocha 5 років тому +116

      sounds fun

    • @owenlok2325
      @owenlok2325 5 років тому +182

      Hey I have been on for 12h and I can't even get another sword better than leaping

  • @warp5532
    @warp5532 5 років тому +5874

    everyone: Where did techno go?
    Technoblade: So I did some off-camera grinding...

    • @j4hs179
      @j4hs179 5 років тому +114

      *i FARM all day*
      *i FARM all night*

    • @warp5532
      @warp5532 5 років тому +57

      @@j4hs179 i FARM all seeds
      'Till those 'tatoes are inside

    • @rodneygalaxyplayz4532
      @rodneygalaxyplayz4532 5 років тому +20

      @@warp5532 I farm your mom

    • @jonahjeffrey9059
      @jonahjeffrey9059 5 років тому +9

      this comment is fuckin great

    • @Pins30
      @Pins30 5 років тому

      ye

  • @Allunary
    @Allunary 4 роки тому +2670

    I love how in the first potato war episode he says he'd never farm by hand, and then by the end of it thats exactly what he was doing- incredible character growth

    • @dolphindubstep965
      @dolphindubstep965 4 роки тому +62

      Insomnia Blaze I love the fact that that isn’t an exaggeration lol he farmed potatoes by hand for 11 hours a day every day for the entire summer. THAT is chaotic energy.

    • @itme8622
      @itme8622 4 роки тому +14

      @@dolphindubstep965 Damn you must be from the future cus it's July ya doofus lol

    • @dolphindubstep965
      @dolphindubstep965 4 роки тому +8

      It Me oh I’m dumb lol

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 4 роки тому +16

      He also said it would take 8 months to pay off his potato 11 minions.
      And here we are, 8 months later

    • @danielconlan8805
      @danielconlan8805 4 роки тому +2

      This is like an actual movie trilogy

  • @zYadaxMD
    @zYadaxMD 4 місяці тому +1035

    Time to rewatch this series everyone! We all come back to watch this masterpiece every few months

  • @rachelleredd8803
    @rachelleredd8803 4 роки тому +4815

    Fun fact:
    There was an actual war called the Pig and Potato War. (This isn't a joke, look it up. Also known as the Pig War.)
    Basically, there are a couple of little islands called the San Juans in the Northwest of the US, more specifically between the coast of Washington state and Vancouver Island. At the time, (1859), these islands were owned mutually by America and Britain, and both countries had residence there. It was a pretty peaceful area for a while. However, one day a British man's pig escaped its pen and got into an American man's potato farm. The American shot the pig to prevent his farm from being destroyed, to the fury of the owner of the pig. The two got into an argument, and before long the police got involved, and then the military. No one actually got hurt, as the situation was shut down before it could escelate to the point of real violence, but it was a close call. This conflict actually sparked a discussion between America and Britain over who owned the islands, but that's less important. The point is, there's technically a war that was fought over a pig and some potatoes, with the only casualty being the pig.
    I really hope someone finds this comment, I live in WA and actually did a small research project on this topic last year. I hope my random knowledge can be put to use.
    Edit: I am aware that Oversimplified did a video on this topic. You guys can stop telling me about it now.

  • @nekouwu3303
    @nekouwu3303 3 роки тому +15199

    “YOU AFKED ON MY SERVER FOR _12_ HOURS”
    “IT WAS A GOOD PAINTING”
    13/10 response

  • @ToxicYT
    @ToxicYT 2 роки тому +41373

    Just one more time, I have to watch this one more time.

  • @countcampula
    @countcampula 4 місяці тому +193

    "TECHNOBLADE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME"
    that cuts deep man, it's in my recommendations again.

  • @Keyofkarma
    @Keyofkarma 4 роки тому +5517

    He literally radiates chaotic energy. Constantly sounding so dead inside but his ideas are enough to derail an entire dnd session.

    • @Lia-oz6sv
      @Lia-oz6sv 4 роки тому +294

      techno would be that dnd player all dms fear

    • @linkmariokirby7373
      @linkmariokirby7373 4 роки тому +246

      @@Lia-oz6sv he'd love to kill the necromancer that destroyed his village and raised his friends and family as monstrous undead wights but he JUST found this cool rundown tavern in this town in the middle of nowhere and now he HAS to make the best tavern in the lands

    • @喂-m6g
      @喂-m6g 4 роки тому +50

      I vote chaotic neutral

    • @cupcakewithatophat1131
      @cupcakewithatophat1131 4 роки тому +43

      I think it’s more like chaotic lawful

    • @sumi_luu
      @sumi_luu 4 роки тому +58

      Cupcake with a top hat SMP earth, he followed the rules and found loop holes so I vote as well for Chaotic Lawful

  • @xNestorio
    @xNestorio 5 років тому +22441

    this was so good

    • @daequanhairline3382
      @daequanhairline3382 5 років тому +80

      when you have 260,000 subscribers yet your not top comment

    • @svenes2326
      @svenes2326 5 років тому +5

      like yo babe

    • @joy-6629
      @joy-6629 5 років тому +17

      YO NESTORIO!!!!!

    • @sudowo3688
      @sudowo3688 5 років тому +11

      xNestorio hey I’m big fan u should be with techno for mc monday

    • @fireball7327
      @fireball7327 5 років тому +1

      Oof

  • @TapL
    @TapL 5 років тому +72009

    You should donate all the potatoes to the Irish

    • @yogurtadventures4542
      @yogurtadventures4542 5 років тому +1191

      Yes great idea, like they need more

    • @swordyboiii260
      @swordyboiii260 4 роки тому +272

      Helo god

    • @Blueygu
      @Blueygu 4 роки тому +618

      No he shouldnt the squid would know and become irish and steal the potatos

    • @iceyberq
      @iceyberq 4 роки тому +67

      Yes

    • @Choro3160
      @Choro3160 4 роки тому +39

      Lol

  • @o_xxie4135
    @o_xxie4135 Місяць тому +44

    i still come back every now and then. just to watch, and remember the start of high school, struggling with tests and just having all my stress fade away as i cant help but laugh at techno videos. thank you alex. thank you so much for still being here for me even in my full adult life. i miss you more then you'll ever know

  • @andrewz4322
    @andrewz4322 5 років тому +8295

    squidkid: "You ruined my life"
    squidkid: "I'm dropping out of school"
    Technoblade: "L O L"

    • @pjatm_
      @pjatm_ 5 років тому +26

      cheese and rice why are there no replies

    • @beeswall1291
      @beeswall1291 5 років тому +11

      i ruend the 777 likes you got sorry

    • @andrewz4322
      @andrewz4322 5 років тому +45

      @@beeswall1291 all is well... but the guy who ruined my 69th like however... me and them have some serious talking to do.

    • @beeswall1291
      @beeswall1291 5 років тому +13

      @@andrewz4322 thank you for taking mercy on me

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +2

      I feel bad for squidkid :(

  • @technobladefan7791
    @technobladefan7791 4 роки тому +3185

    Techno probably caused a whole literal inflation of hot potato books making them extremely easy to buy, because so many more people farmed potatoes and then sold books. This means when he was trying to do this to get hot potato books for his tool upgrades, he helped everyone in skyblock get easier tool upgrades

    • @virtual2288
      @virtual2288 4 роки тому +107

      He's just that nice to everyone. nothing else lmao. Yea but it's a nice byproduct of a WAR

    • @Soul-xm4kc
      @Soul-xm4kc 4 роки тому +84

      he may be a villain and an anarchist, but he is a good anarchist.

    • @meenahh
      @meenahh 4 роки тому +3

      yes that actually happened

    • @QJGODHTPANFBYHEVDH18
      @QJGODHTPANFBYHEVDH18 4 роки тому

      they are literally 50K RIGHT NOW

    • @garygao6072
      @garygao6072 4 роки тому +6

      @@QJGODHTPANFBYHEVDH18 EXACTLY, EVERYONE IS TRYING TO MEME AND BECOME NUMBER 1 DESPITE NEEDING TO WAIT A BILLION YEARS WITHOUT MANUAL FARMING

  • @ActuallyBear207-ud6vo
    @ActuallyBear207-ud6vo 4 місяці тому +120

    “No no this can’t be! He made 8 potato 11 minions *dramatic pause* AND THEN PAINTED THE MONA LISA” gets me everytime

  • @raet8767
    @raet8767 5 років тому +966

    “Fortunately I have a couple”
    Literally hundreds of catalysts

  • @efteron5342
    @efteron5342 2 роки тому +5678

    He won, he gave his siblings enough money for college, he got his 10mil. His last message to us may not have been everything he wanted to say, and it may not have been everything we wanted to hear, but it was enough. And it was closure. That's all that matters.
    We love you man.

    • @mrdaedalus98
      @mrdaedalus98 2 роки тому +70

      And Now 12 Mil. I never watched him before, but watching his videos for the first time now is still surreal.

    • @cc32834
      @cc32834 2 роки тому +26

      Technoblade never loses

    • @Im_am_a_dumb
      @Im_am_a_dumb 2 роки тому +49

      Techno is currently overthrowing God

    • @Kejody53
      @Kejody53 2 роки тому +32

      @@SomeOne-yf3qq grow up

    • @Im_am_a_dumb
      @Im_am_a_dumb 2 роки тому

      @@SomeOne-yf3qq what did you put in crab emoji he's a pig a crowned pig

  • @godfilms
    @godfilms 4 роки тому +3066

    Imagine if some english teacher tries to find the art of war for the class and finds a 3 part series on farming potatoes in minecraft.

  • @Hitokia
    @Hitokia 4 місяці тому +36

    I showed this to my sister and she really liked it. We watched the entire series and she loved the whole thing. She really loves his content, and I wish he was still alive, not just for the other millions of viewers, but also for her so that she can get the happiness of seeing technoblade upload even once

    • @BRHS_BASEBALL
      @BRHS_BASEBALL Місяць тому +2

      Your doing the good work though, he may be “just” a Minecraft UA-camr, but within his crazy personality he stood for noble values, praise to you for passing his content on to the younger generation

  • @enderlovesbagels101
    @enderlovesbagels101 4 роки тому +7197

    “I’m going to go afk now bye”
    “WHY”
    This got a good chuckle outta me

    • @FireDramine7
      @FireDramine7 4 роки тому +29

      same hahahhaa

    • @Amindophed
      @Amindophed 4 роки тому +17

      (._.)

    • @blazeforerunner37
      @blazeforerunner37 4 роки тому +12

      Welp it’s potato time

    • @miladjabri4463
      @miladjabri4463 4 роки тому +4

      At 8:19 how what button is that which makes it zoom in

    • @FireDramine7
      @FireDramine7 4 роки тому +6

      @@miladjabri4463 It's a mod called Optifine which optimizes the game and also adds this zoom option. Standard it's on left control I think

  • @zaekat4088
    @zaekat4088 4 роки тому +19197

    “I wouldn’t say I’m a competitive person-“

  • @rico4376
    @rico4376 4 роки тому +10276

    “I’m having fun”
    "I dropped out of college for this”
    -Technoblade 2019

    • @Creym464
      @Creym464 4 роки тому +16

      @@totallycreek4812 same

    • @beanieboo4047
      @beanieboo4047 4 роки тому +94

      Why is it that we're all just a bunch of depressed blobs who like laughing at random shit? Cause that's what this generation is known for.

    • @kittylitty01
      @kittylitty01 4 роки тому +13

      Beanie Boo 404 damm to real

    • @samstevens2945
      @samstevens2945 4 роки тому +7

      it was a funny joke, but we saw the video

    • @cardboardbox331
      @cardboardbox331 4 роки тому +8

      The only way to make this funnier is if you took this quote out of context and made it into two characters speaking to each other

  • @sufferidc3049
    @sufferidc3049 14 днів тому +11

    Miss him so much but "fortunately I had a couple" gets me everytime

  • @fazemammatralle
    @fazemammatralle 2 роки тому +20423

    Rest in peace Technoblade. The impact you had on the server will never be forgotten. "Technoblade never dies" and you may live on in our hearts :(

    • @8bbl69
      @8bbl69 2 роки тому +188

      Legendary people dont die, they remain in out hearts

    • @connerfox6990
      @connerfox6990 2 роки тому +53

      he will always be with us all

    • @sssharkboi5020
      @sssharkboi5020 2 роки тому +34

      Sad

    • @TheOofster123
      @TheOofster123 2 роки тому +36

      Technoblade never dies!

    • @swalke6861
      @swalke6861 2 роки тому +63

      as a quote from the sandlot “Remember, kid. There’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you’ll never go wrong.”

  • @henrywaldhausen7947
    @henrywaldhausen7947 4 роки тому +3289

    “He was already 7.5 million potatoes ahead” a number that near the end of the war was so trivial, it could be farmed in just 6 hours
    “309,000 potatoes a day” in the end it was like 1.75 million a day
    And squid only had around 7 million potatoes in this vid... In the end they were both near 500,000,000... this post is a PSA to show how hard these two men worked for their potatoes

    • @Bhoope
      @Bhoope 4 роки тому +59

      1.75 mil an hour

    • @comp_19
      @comp_19 4 роки тому +15

      Crazy to see the progress

    • @xtrats198
      @xtrats198 4 роки тому +3

      Crazy how ppl state some more facts steal my comment and get more likes

    • @xtrats198
      @xtrats198 4 роки тому +2

      Plus it was 10 mill a day so just kinda mad

    • @Alex-cz3te
      @Alex-cz3te 4 роки тому +5

      Xtrats yOu StOlE mY cOmMeNt shut up idiot

  • @ariariddle7547
    @ariariddle7547 3 роки тому +3483

    What people think Techno does:
    “I just murdered 5,000 orphans at the same time with a steering wheel while balancing on a single block.”
    What Techno actually does:
    “THE POTATO DOME!!!”

  • @Bouixo
    @Bouixo 25 днів тому +15

    1:21 "I'm having fun, I dropped out of college for this."

  • @jadejaymer
    @jadejaymer 5 років тому +7515

    Technoblade is like Thanos: he gave up on being the most powerful to become a farmer

  • @kimberlitemc8295
    @kimberlitemc8295 5 років тому +832

    Technoblade: the only person to use ancient Chinese war strategies to win in an online potato race

  • @theniceumbrella7174
    @theniceumbrella7174 4 роки тому +4028

    Me: searches "sun tzu"
    UA-cam: potato war, take it or leave it

  • @urrfavgirl.ezze1655
    @urrfavgirl.ezze1655 2 місяці тому +15

    how many times i’ve watched this video because it comforts me. it makes me believe he’s still here. technoblade never dies.. never

  • @k_0nge
    @k_0nge 4 роки тому +3710

    "Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom 4 роки тому +47

      Some loser:HELP GET THIS ROCK OFF ME!!
      me literally hulk: every day I break my bones.

    • @kouluruoka7920
      @kouluruoka7920 4 роки тому +49

      @@Linneom K boomer

    • @OcaenNam
      @OcaenNam 4 роки тому +5

      @@kouluruoka7920 what

    • @kdino1054
      @kdino1054 4 роки тому +1

      @@Linneom bruh

    • @xninewxw7559
      @xninewxw7559 4 роки тому +2

      Kouluruoka HOW DARE YOU

  • @georgeorwell6899
    @georgeorwell6899 2 роки тому +558

    It’s bittersweet watching this after the recent announcement, but I know when I inevitably come back to watch this series for the hundredth time, the bitterness of loss will be completely replaced with the sweetness of remembrance. RIP and thank you for all that you’ve done, Technoblade.

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 5 років тому +8549

    "You AFKed on my island for 12 hours."
    "It was a good painting."

    • @futurafree3669
      @futurafree3669 5 років тому +64

      Nincadalop that killed me

    • @zionj104
      @zionj104 5 років тому +9

      @@futurafree3669 ditto

    • @pphrph2176
      @pphrph2176 5 років тому +22

      i just realised he was foreshadowing that he was going to take #1

    • @andreay2854
      @andreay2854 5 років тому +3

      But it was a good painting

    • @Trainwreck3000
      @Trainwreck3000 5 років тому +2

      it was tho

  • @Justafreddo1276
    @Justafreddo1276 4 місяці тому +18

    "I've scene Irish famines with more potatoes than this." Got me dying 🤣
    Rest in peace technoblade

  • @BananaWasTaken
    @BananaWasTaken 4 роки тому +6351

    Squid: YOU AFK’D FOR 12 HOURS
    Technoblade: it was a good painting
    LMAO

    • @aunghowa3943
      @aunghowa3943 4 роки тому +3

      Banana u copied >:(

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 роки тому +49

      Hkun Aung i was just quoting one of my favourite bits from the video

    • @kreonidas7475
      @kreonidas7475 4 роки тому +16

      @@smokingdatclipzypack 9:26 lol

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 роки тому +1

      Pinked Woopsie just removed the really

    • @kreonidas7475
      @kreonidas7475 4 роки тому +3

      @@BananaWasTaken does it really matter?

  • @elijahduvvuri1635
    @elijahduvvuri1635 3 роки тому +3614

    I love how he calls online stalking “investigative journalism”

    • @dwightmiller9538
      @dwightmiller9538 3 роки тому +37

      He is justifying his stalking by calling it "investigative journalism"

    • @stormy9920
      @stormy9920 3 роки тому +7

      Why are we back here again!?!

    • @Idknomore2
      @Idknomore2 3 роки тому +17

      @@stormy9920 every moth i come here to see this sooo

    • @unknownmj1699
      @unknownmj1699 3 роки тому +3

      @@Idknomore2 lol

    • @rosamartinezdiaz3442
      @rosamartinezdiaz3442 3 роки тому +3

      @@Idknomore2 yeah same

  • @HeyItsDan
    @HeyItsDan 5 років тому +7985

    Fun fact: Jerry is actually Squid's alt and he has been AFKing on Techno's island for decades

  • @DumbDumbyeeps
    @DumbDumbyeeps 4 місяці тому +10

    Four years since the greatest war

  • @Geegs
    @Geegs 4 роки тому +3666

    "you ruined my life"
    "LOL"

    • @itbit1776
      @itbit1776 4 роки тому +9

      Either your the worst tier of staff or your netherite tier

    • @arabicnokia4399
      @arabicnokia4399 4 роки тому

      @@itbit1776 he's not a channel moderator but he also got 700 likes for commenting the pinned comment

    • @georgeofhamilton
      @georgeofhamilton 4 роки тому +3

      LOL

    • @zvolyx3247
      @zvolyx3247 4 роки тому +3

      The kind of comments that 2k likes and 4 replies always weird me out.

    • @Despacitoian
      @Despacitoian 4 роки тому

      Geegs L O L

  • @MrNexis3
    @MrNexis3 4 роки тому +8166

    This video consists of :
    - Techno cyberbullying squid
    - Techno quoting Sun Tzu
    - Jerries multiplying and stalking Techno

    • @Graham226
      @Graham226 4 роки тому +30

      MrNexis thanks for the viewer warning

    • @aspyyyn5245
      @aspyyyn5245 4 роки тому +46

      - Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @Calebe311
      @Calebe311 4 роки тому +18

      *What do jerries do???*

    • @Graham226
      @Graham226 4 роки тому +35

      @@Calebe311 they try to occupy the world under the rule of hitler
      Germans from the military are called jerries

    • @JimothyTohn
      @JimothyTohn 4 роки тому +8

      Jerries are by far the scariest scene in this

  • @jeremy4045
    @jeremy4045 5 років тому +3348

    the jerries are just squid kid's alts, doing what you did to him.

    • @shrubdonschannel8223
      @shrubdonschannel8223 5 років тому +31

      jeremy ah I see, a keen eye

    • @water2205
      @water2205 5 років тому +37

      :] that wouldn't work I'm afraid because techno blade didn't make the same mistake he did

    • @Anthony8851
      @Anthony8851 5 років тому +12

      It's actually secretly Hypixel watching techno.

    • @unknownexe7006
      @unknownexe7006 5 років тому

      lol ye

    • @marauder2580
      @marauder2580 5 років тому

      Pppppffff no they r spies from the helpers

  • @Herrscher-of-Autism
    @Herrscher-of-Autism 8 місяців тому +3462

    Let this video become an immortal reminder of the lengths someone's ADHD will go to in order to be the best at something only one other person cares about

    • @gandpork
      @gandpork 8 місяців тому +45

      This comment is perfect

    • @kazu7568
      @kazu7568 7 місяців тому +40

      Every now and then I always find myself back at his videos watching them again and again

    • @themostproblematicperson
      @themostproblematicperson 7 місяців тому +6

      lmao

    • @gavinsepicgaming9835
      @gavinsepicgaming9835 7 місяців тому +6

      Wait how is this related to ADHD, if anything wouldn't ADHD make you not do this?

    • @gandpork
      @gandpork 7 місяців тому +35

      @@gavinsepicgaming9835 ADHD includes an infamous ability to hyper focus on specific tasks.
      The long version:
      Adhd is not low attention, it is the lack of an ability to efficiently produce and or interact with dopamine, this means that people with adhd will search out any and all stimulation they can; because of this when a constant supply of dopamine presents itself to those with adhd they will focus on the source for as long as they can, hence why video games, drugs, pornography, and other addictive substances are common among those affected by adhd.

  • @kingaxolotl4085
    @kingaxolotl4085 Місяць тому +31

    0:13 that would sound crazy out of context

    • @Landon-u5h
      @Landon-u5h Місяць тому

      🤦‍♂️

    • @Tryallzzz2
      @Tryallzzz2 6 днів тому

      Bro it sounds crazy on context

  • @fightclub6284
    @fightclub6284 4 роки тому +9085

    I searched “Sun Tzu the art of war” and this was the third result

  • @Peliculan
    @Peliculan 4 роки тому +3204

    “If you have a problem, the answer is slavery” -Technoblade
    Edit: Fly high king, you were a hero to all, and you still are.

  • @dazeyt984
    @dazeyt984 4 роки тому +2377

    Squid: YOU RUINED MY LIFE
    Techno: *uncontrollable laughter*

  • @reinbew62
    @reinbew62 Місяць тому +7

    techno was the most respectable sweat ever

    • @WhyyyWhyyy
      @WhyyyWhyyy 24 дні тому +1

      Never thought of it that way but that was what technoblade was

  • @urlocaldealerw47k3r5
    @urlocaldealerw47k3r5 2 роки тому +1899

    A lot of people will be returning to this video, you were a Legend Techno. Used to watch you as a kid and now I’m in college. You shaped a lot of our lives and I want to thank you for the amazing memories you’ve left us with. This just shows It’s never too late to let the people you love know how much they mean to you, do it until it becomes too late. - TechnoBlade never dies

  • @dasaniwater1618
    @dasaniwater1618 4 роки тому +2265

    Technoblade: I can’t go that long without uploading
    Also him: does exactly that

  • @no.you.
    @no.you. 4 роки тому +6042

    This all started because Technoblade got top 50 by accident.

    • @ricardo1405
      @ricardo1405 4 роки тому +140

      No he was just too lazy to buy them of the AH

    • @Fallman10
      @Fallman10 4 роки тому +22

      And now he head won

    • @oganesson7255
      @oganesson7255 4 роки тому +1

      Tortoise: Now, I have won.

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 4 роки тому +1

      Ye

    • @abslzero
      @abslzero 4 роки тому +12

      @@Fallman10 ah yes he *head* won

  • @acutestar
    @acutestar 7 днів тому +3

    Happy anniversary to the best saga there is. We miss you Techno

  • @zacrader815
    @zacrader815 5 років тому +4433

    “You ruined my life”
    Techno: lol

    • @goldenpaperyt9763
      @goldenpaperyt9763 5 років тому +46

      Everyone else: OMG 1st place on HYPIXEL
      Technoblade: puts war in the title and get demonitised

    • @nmll
      @nmll 5 років тому +3

      666 like

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 років тому +3

      lol

    • @pewpew2321
      @pewpew2321 5 років тому +6

      goldenpaper YT I assumed he got demonitised for saying the word ‘slavery’

  • @ajcastillo9152
    @ajcastillo9152 3 роки тому +4408

    Techno’s Brain: How many Sun Tzu references should I put?
    Techno: *Yes*

  • @cark_irl
    @cark_irl 4 роки тому +21691

    i may not know anything about what im meant to be studying, but i know how many potatoes per hour technoblade had at various times in the last year

  • @anshgoel6010
    @anshgoel6010 17 днів тому +4

    At this point it's mandatory to watch this series once a month.
    Hence proved Technoblade never dies, he will continue to live for ever in our hearts

    • @Sigmalord-b7r
      @Sigmalord-b7r 15 днів тому

      No one cares my content is way better 😂

  • @Wes.ton.8
    @Wes.ton.8 3 роки тому +4917

    “You afk’d on my island for like 12 hours!”
    “It was a good painting!”

    • @ZHH_Studios
      @ZHH_Studios 3 роки тому +12

      *l u l*

    • @loganreano1910
      @loganreano1910 3 роки тому +57

      People at art museums be like

    • @i2t290
      @i2t290 3 роки тому +3

      lololol

    • @Anistotle
      @Anistotle 3 роки тому +6

      Why afk on other people's island is bad ?

    • @sirjoemega3744
      @sirjoemega3744 3 роки тому +7

      @@Anistotle did u watch the technoblade potato war series or what

  • @Alicapy
    @Alicapy 2 роки тому +1534

    Man. It's hard not to tear up once you know someone isn't immediately present anymore. I wish I had discovered Techno even sooner than I did so I could've spent more time in the community. His presence and influence still live on.
    Thank you for being such an awesome entertainer, and quite frankly, an awesome person. Thanks, dude, sincerely from one of the nerds.

    • @drakon3d328
      @drakon3d328 2 роки тому +15

      you can still spend time in the community. Of course, therte wont be any new content, but i think cancer has a lot more people to kill before this community dies or even ever forgot techno. He will forever pass on his legacy of spending too much time in hypixel skyblock, farming potatoes.

    • @sappho7218
      @sappho7218 2 роки тому

      Technoblade 🐷 is turning into cooked porkchop in the pits of the underworld because my content is better!!

    • @drakon3d328
      @drakon3d328 2 роки тому +12

      @@sappho7218 kinda tasteless Dont ya think?

    • @Dalsbrownies
      @Dalsbrownies 2 роки тому +4

      I feel the same, I never watched much Minecraft, but people like Techno, Dream, George, Sap, etc. always had a special place in my heart ❤️

    • @gtc239
      @gtc239 2 роки тому +2

      @@drakon3d328 Let's report those bots.

  • @light.5562
    @light.5562 2 роки тому +387

    I literally just wanted to hear his voice again and instantly died inside. I love you Technoblade, you helped me through so many rough times in my life without even knowing I even existed. You were you, and that's why we ALL loved you. Rest in peace king.

  • @SkellyMan69420
    @SkellyMan69420 6 днів тому +2

    People are right
    This is the greatest Minecraft series ever
    It’s short
    Concise
    And truly amazing
    It leaves you wanting more
    Like any good fiction

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 4 роки тому +2149

    “Whitelisted what do you want from me”
    “My goals are beyond your understanding”

    • @MmMm-cr9yn
      @MmMm-cr9yn 4 роки тому +2

      Lol I’m the first comment on this.

    • @fluffiesx7404
      @fluffiesx7404 4 роки тому +1

      @@MmMm-cr9yn im second

    • @JustNuggie
      @JustNuggie 4 роки тому +1

      I'm third

    • @jmcu17
      @jmcu17 4 роки тому +1

      I'm seven and I still can't count.

    • @maxlfn
      @maxlfn 4 роки тому

      @@jmcu17 I’m 420th

  • @jaybonn5973
    @jaybonn5973 3 роки тому +2352

    I see why people like techno now. How do people have the brain capacity for this

    • @christopherbyun7182
      @christopherbyun7182 3 роки тому +89

      We don’t

    • @fishfood4743
      @fishfood4743 3 роки тому +34

      @@christopherbyun7182 Exactly

    • @felesnocis
      @felesnocis 3 роки тому +18

      Jay Bonn, Please tell me you watched the next two videos about the war

    • @jaybonn5973
      @jaybonn5973 3 роки тому +53

      @@felesnocis regretfully...... hes a madman

    • @jaybonn5973
      @jaybonn5973 3 роки тому +52

      @@felesnocis also his comedic timing is perfect

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +7993

    Techno: "I've been farming potatoes"
    That must explain the Great Potato Famine of 1945

    • @connerhughes6654
      @connerhughes6654 3 роки тому +64

      Hello mustache man, I see the algorithm has gathered us once again...

    • @vortigan7362
      @vortigan7362 3 роки тому +37

      @@connerhughes6654
      No this one dosen't have a mustache

    • @connerhughes6654
      @connerhughes6654 3 роки тому +21

      @@vortigan7362 oh no I’m dumb

    • @vortigan7362
      @vortigan7362 3 роки тому +18

      @@connerhughes6654
      Oh don't worry, error happen

    • @blueish_berry
      @blueish_berry 3 роки тому +2

      hello again

  • @kaibyr
    @kaibyr 8 днів тому +3

    Happy fifth birthday potato war, miss you Techno

  • @spacemandaman2970
    @spacemandaman2970 2 роки тому +664

    We all know death is at the end of everything, but the way a person really dies is when they are forgotten. Techno will always live in our hearts. R.I.P legend.

  • @lachlantran5726
    @lachlantran5726 4 роки тому +3030

    "What else could I do? FARM POTATOS BY HAND!?!?!?"
    Techno foreshadowing

    • @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx
      @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx 4 роки тому +23

      Foreshadowing about 2 seconds. “Okay I actually did for like an hour it made a tiny dent”

    • @davidzigar4689
      @davidzigar4689 4 роки тому +47

      Isaac Mattson He ment foreshadowing to the other parts of the series, where the main way he gets potatoes is manually farming them.

    • @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx
      @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx 4 роки тому +8

      I know but it was funny :(

    • @LiamKaiser93
      @LiamKaiser93 2 роки тому +2

      Damn...

    • @gdtyler728
      @gdtyler728 2 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @Galaxygirl6219
    @Galaxygirl6219 9 місяців тому +896

    No matter how many times I watch his videos I’ll never get tired of watching them. It’s strange hearing his voice even though he’s gone but it still makes me laugh hearing his jokes.
    TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES, fly high king. Give them hell in the afterlife.

    • @StaftyPlus
      @StaftyPlus 8 місяців тому +6

      I'm still making fanarts of him, and talking about him alot.
      Tho my friends think I'm weird but I believe he should not be forgotten.

    • @themostproblematicperson
      @themostproblematicperson 7 місяців тому +4

      NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

    • @cyberlord2987
      @cyberlord2987 7 місяців тому +2

      Honestly greatest of all time, the certified GOAT

    • @Mqyt
      @Mqyt 5 місяців тому

      he did die tho

    • @Flame900
      @Flame900 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Mqyt a man dies when hes forgotten -dr. Hiriluk
      We still know and remember technoblade so until hes forgotten which will never happen he will never die

  • @MO3CH1
    @MO3CH1 10 днів тому +2

    its 11/11/24 today marks the 4th year anniversary of the legendary potato war. Techno will be missed

  • @sus9354
    @sus9354 4 роки тому +943

    Tecnoblade: shows up for interview
    Interview: what are you good at
    Technoblade: I like to cyberbully kids

    • @sus9354
      @sus9354 4 роки тому +1

      Not any more 😭

    • @bonkmeabeab3563
      @bonkmeabeab3563 4 роки тому +9

      "I farmed over 500 million potatoes in minecraft"

    • @うが-g1b
      @うが-g1b 4 роки тому +8

      “ I started and won a war in Minecraft.”

    • @mastergamerwasd5508
      @mastergamerwasd5508 4 роки тому +4

      Interview : What!?
      Technoblade : Wait,
      in video games.

  • @archerfiend4802
    @archerfiend4802 4 місяці тому +6544

    Yearly tradition of rewatching the potato wars

  • @xdecimal6470
    @xdecimal6470 4 роки тому +4013

    Technoblade’s casual dark humor kills me everytime

  • @roberts.444
    @roberts.444 2 дні тому +3

    Still the greatest trilogy ever produced

  • @whattoputhere1450
    @whattoputhere1450 5 років тому +795

    this was a full scale documentary

    • @RonnieHouseJr
      @RonnieHouseJr 5 років тому +6

      Right! It was amazing‼️‼️

    • @holyghost1554
      @holyghost1554 5 років тому +4

      Best thing ive seen while 🤣😂 worth the wait lmao

  • @Part1ng
    @Part1ng 3 роки тому +1665

    “First he got arrested, then I cyberbullied him” -Technoblade

  • @SteveLaw80
    @SteveLaw80 5 років тому +899

    im_a_squid_kid: *exists*
    Technoblade: I’m about to end this man’s entire career

  • @LukePalmer2-so6hb
    @LukePalmer2-so6hb 2 місяці тому +6

    RIP technoblade he fought as long as he could

  • @quinna.524
    @quinna.524 5 років тому +633

    2017: Worlds best skywars player
    2019: Worlds best potato farmer

    • @przemysawchudzik9977
      @przemysawchudzik9977 5 років тому +23

      He's just a retired veteran now

    • @pjatm_
      @pjatm_ 5 років тому +10

      Thanos in a nutshell
      MURDER. DEATH.
      Farmer in the end.

    • @RecluseAbomination
      @RecluseAbomination 5 років тому +1

      @@pjatm_ Omg
      Technoblade is THANOS CONFIRMED

    • @icarus6086
      @icarus6086 5 років тому +1

      What happened to the fastest man in skyblock

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron 5 років тому

      best skywars player
      fastest man in skyblock
      *farmer boi*

  • @chronicp1stol5
    @chronicp1stol5 5 років тому +1946

    Jerry: Did you beat him.
    Techno: Yes
    Jerry: What did it cost
    Techno: AFKing at a kids island and cyber bullying him until he quits.

  • @joyce9786
    @joyce9786 4 роки тому +1061

    I'm honestly a very new technoblade fan, but i've watched the potato war trilogy an embarrassing number of times already

    • @johndurie7830
      @johndurie7830 4 роки тому +45

      I know, these videos are so fun to rewatch

    • @wilyriley_
      @wilyriley_ 4 роки тому +29

      same i only started watching technoblade a month and a half ago

    • @SgwiggleMonSquiggles
      @SgwiggleMonSquiggles 4 роки тому +38

      _embrace it, what is embarrassing to you is pitiful to the rest of us techno fans_

    • @qualityname2055
      @qualityname2055 4 роки тому +14

      welcome!!! :D hope you enjoy your stay in the fandom

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 4 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @Washedboi1651
    @Washedboi1651 13 днів тому +3

    "if hypixel has taught me anything is that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery"

  • @frayzard
    @frayzard 4 роки тому +4213

    Technoblade: talking
    Camera: ⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️↔️

    • @purrplaysLE
      @purrplaysLE 4 роки тому +94

      Camera:⬇️⬅️⬆️⬇️➡️⬆️⬇️⬅️⬆️⬇️⏬➡️🔼↙️

    • @cooleKinder
      @cooleKinder 4 роки тому +77

      Camera: ⏬↩️⏮↔️⏭↩️⏬⤴️🔃🔃🔃🔄▶️⬅️⏮↙️▶️↖️⏬↖️⤴️⏺⏮↙️↖️⏺↙️⏬↙️⏺↩️⏺⏭↩️↙️⏬↖️⏺↙️

    • @Penta55555
      @Penta55555 4 роки тому +48

      Camera: ⬆️⏸⏫⬆️🔽⏬⏫⏬⏪🔽◀️🔼▶️⏬↗️↘️➡️⬆️↙️⏬↕️▶️↙️↗️↔️↪️⤴️⬅️➡️▶️↖️↙️↘️◀️➡️

    • @samsemy6825
      @samsemy6825 4 роки тому +12

      HE PULLED OF A STREET FIGHTER ULTIMATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Symmetry_Obsessed_Freak
      @Symmetry_Obsessed_Freak 4 роки тому +28

      Baplo B
      Camera: ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️▶️

  • @CaoNiMaBi
    @CaoNiMaBi 4 роки тому +7500

    Techno: “Who dis?”
    Squid kid: “You ruined my life...”
    Technoblade: “Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”

    • @idk-dd8dn
      @idk-dd8dn 4 роки тому +51

      Harry should of done bedwars instead he has the biggest win streak pretty sure

    • @copycat698
      @copycat698 4 роки тому +21

      Sunflowers I don’t think he has the most because he just gave up but he did cross 1k

    • @billybobjoe7737
      @billybobjoe7737 4 роки тому +12

      I lost 6 million dollars in skyblock because this guy scammed me.

    • @ireadysucks3026
      @ireadysucks3026 4 роки тому +12

      Chicken lil Toonz did you buy his porkchop, because any person who wanted to save coins and with an IQ over 10 would realize it wasn’t worth it.

    • @miladjabri4463
      @miladjabri4463 4 роки тому +4

      At 8:19 how what button is that which makes it zoom in

  • @chrryx707
    @chrryx707 4 роки тому +4860

    “I can’t go that long without uploading my fans will murder me.”
    people who waited for potato war 3: so that was a lie.

    • @HermitCree
      @HermitCree 4 роки тому +122

      The worst part was watching the stream when he won, and then waiting over a month for the video lmao

    • @Sneaky_Sloth
      @Sneaky_Sloth 4 роки тому +24

      I commented that first and I got 4 likes (RIP)

    • @user-ee1rl3tg7w
      @user-ee1rl3tg7w 4 роки тому +6

      @@Sneaky_Sloth lol

    • @comp_19
      @comp_19 4 роки тому +23

      He legit dropped out of College to farm potatos

    • @HermitCree
      @HermitCree 4 роки тому +16

      @@comp_19 He tried to tell us it was to record videos... But we all know the truth

  • @BurritoToonz
    @BurritoToonz 5 років тому +6961

    dropped out of college, and can still calculate slopes.
    *_He'll survive._*

    • @sleepy_b0i
      @sleepy_b0i 5 років тому +233

      BurritoToonz You know the best part?
      * He won’t starve to death cuz he has rank #1 in Farming for P O T A T O E S*

    • @schpau9339
      @schpau9339 5 років тому +26

      You mean gradient right?

    • @channeldeleted2253
      @channeldeleted2253 5 років тому +25

      you mean derivative right ?

    • @Ketchuplord101
      @Ketchuplord101 5 років тому +18

      @@schpau9339 as a student week has an exam on this exact topic next week can confirm they ate the same thing

    • @Exotic4M3
      @Exotic4M3 5 років тому +5

      *Impossible.*

  • @royfablooo2810
    @royfablooo2810 2 роки тому +1900

    This series was truly TechnoBlade's masterpiece. This was his peak and he didn't disappoint. I am still at awe on what he did to make this video possible the many hours he pulled just to make a video. Rest Easy King.

    • @joshmarion8640
      @joshmarion8640 2 роки тому +19

      This is my favorite video of his. It's so good. I laugh so much at it haha

    • @mepoka2200
      @mepoka2200 2 роки тому +8

      Best technoblade video ever

    • @eugeneyuan806
      @eugeneyuan806 2 роки тому +8

      I see we all find ourselves back to his masterpieces

    • @juanitadorrington2914
      @juanitadorrington2914 2 роки тому +5

      yes it does seem this way

    • @jaxezyo9850
      @jaxezyo9850 2 роки тому

      F cancer

  • @ryry-59
    @ryry-59 4 місяці тому +3

    I remember watching this video three years ago in my basement with my parents. My dad was rolling in laughter. I wish I could be like that again. Young innocent rip techno you made everyone laugh

  • @eclipsetv1752
    @eclipsetv1752 2 роки тому +3963

    "Technoblade never dies"
    A wise man once said, "A man only dies when he is forgotten." We will never forget you Techno, your videos will always make us laugh. You have made a huge mark of the entirety of the Minecraft community, you were the best of the best and you will live on in our hearts. TECHNO BLADE WILL NEVER DIE!

    • @yogurtperson
      @yogurtperson 2 роки тому +20

      Agreed. The memories and experience he gave us all will never be forgotten!

    • @galactic6198
      @galactic6198 2 роки тому +1

      May he rost

    • @user-sp1qn2uo5h
      @user-sp1qn2uo5h 2 роки тому +5

      @@galactic6198 uhhhh

    • @Spartan_11711
      @Spartan_11711 2 роки тому +4

      Revelation 21:4. 'He will wipe every tear from their eyes.
      Psalm 34:18. The LORD is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit.
      Psalm 147:3. He heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds.

    • @akaZiry
      @akaZiry 2 роки тому +1

      Yes 🥲❤️

  • @lukebramer3283
    @lukebramer3283 3 роки тому +1896

    "It only lasts 3 hours. Fortunately..."
    OPENS A FULL DOUBLE CHEST OF STACKS OF CATALYSTS
    "I have a couple"
    Technoblade, master of humility and comedic sarcasm

    • @sighfourmc
      @sighfourmc 3 роки тому +35

      he had exactly 3118 of those in his chest.
      "I have a couple"

    • @marthaa998
      @marthaa998 3 роки тому +36

      Also had a "few" withers. 😂

    • @sn1p1n
      @sn1p1n 3 роки тому +4

      Yea, it's only a few.

    • @Bonechoke
      @Bonechoke 3 роки тому +19

      he was holdin back too. He had two other double chests filled with stacks of catalysts

    • @deadchannel1943
      @deadchannel1943 3 роки тому +14

      “Everyone was saying I was bragging, but I was really holding back”
      Opens another few double chests of catalysts

  • @carmahjustice7896
    @carmahjustice7896 Місяць тому +3

    "Unfortunately, I had a couple"
    Half a hundred full stacks of it

  • @trollster7133
    @trollster7133 3 роки тому +2308

    I like how techno just said “math wasn’t enough” and instead of getting idk potato farming for dummies he goes straight to the art of war. And no one questions it

  • @h3fg
    @h3fg 4 роки тому +2871

    why does it feels like im in a math and history class at the same time

    • @NghiaNguyen-hq2im
      @NghiaNguyen-hq2im 4 роки тому +71

      Duck from a English major

    • @michaelbrown5670
      @michaelbrown5670 4 роки тому +25

      Because life is a lesson it's just a matter of if you pay attention

    • @RandomMinor
      @RandomMinor 4 роки тому +10

      So you mean science class

    • @h3fg
      @h3fg 4 роки тому +4

      @@RandomMinor yes

    • @h3fg
      @h3fg 4 роки тому +2

      @@RandomMinor lmao nice name

  • @Erron-hn5ty
    @Erron-hn5ty 4 роки тому +2825

    Alternate video title:
    Technoblade crashes the potato economy for fun.

  • @IraRadchuk
    @IraRadchuk 3 роки тому +4291

    The rewatch value of this series is just unbelievable. It so entertaining and strangely comforting! By now I probably have all 3 videos memorized word by word, but I'm still coming back to watch again or just put it in the background to listen whenever I feel down.

    • @SaskiaSketches
      @SaskiaSketches 3 роки тому +38

      absolutely, same here!

    • @The-E-Bombs
      @The-E-Bombs 3 роки тому +8

      Same!

    • @MeowMeowMan.
      @MeowMeowMan. 3 роки тому +10

      Same, but instead of this series I have memorized “It Ends Today”

    • @IZO_9
      @IZO_9 3 роки тому +3

      Bro, same

    • @heavensmyth5922
      @heavensmyth5922 3 роки тому +18

      Bro fr same at this point I think I've watched it 27m times by myself

  • @fallahrock9715
    @fallahrock9715 5 років тому +1925

    Everyone: techno hasn't posted in a while
    Techno: So I've been grinding potatoes

  • @thatpenguinn
    @thatpenguinn 5 років тому +769

    Techno: *Quits college so he can focus on his career*
    Also techno: Wait I have to upload?

  • @JonnaLovesCats
    @JonnaLovesCats Місяць тому +4

    Just watched rekrap farm 10 milion melons and this was the most logical next stop Thecnoblade never dies.

  • @neilcabrera2399
    @neilcabrera2399 5 років тому +2937

    I thought technoblade would't upload maybe because of something that happened in his personal life.
    But when he said he was gone for 1 month because of farming potatoes, I couldn't help but laugh and remember the reason I subbed in the first place.

    • @zacharyrusch312
      @zacharyrusch312 5 років тому +46

      Neil Cabrera this is very true lol

    • @azin1949
      @azin1949 5 років тому +36

      Neil Cabrera this is very true lol

    • @loukkiss
      @loukkiss 5 років тому +25

      Neil Cabrera this is very true lol

    • @johnhunter7244
      @johnhunter7244 5 років тому +22

      Neil Cabrera this is very true lol

    • @AyColeWoah
      @AyColeWoah 5 років тому +19

      Neil Cabrera this is very true lol

  • @LowReedExpert1
    @LowReedExpert1 3 роки тому +3203

    I love how he's still cool with Squid after all this time and the war
    It was seriously such a hype moment when Squid popped up as a hunter during the charity stream

  • @nx3608
    @nx3608 3 роки тому +1783

    Alternative title: pig and squid fight over who has more potatoes in a block game

    • @gingerninja3355
      @gingerninja3355 3 роки тому +4

      Nice

    • @MoMo-sf8vk
      @MoMo-sf8vk 3 роки тому +7

      weird alternate title : poglin and squid fight over potatos

    • @Koen_Peters2
      @Koen_Peters2 3 роки тому +5

      Two animals have a huge war over a plant.

    • @thedipermontshow
      @thedipermontshow 3 роки тому

      Accurate

    • @chiliology3921
      @chiliology3921 3 роки тому +2

      Pig outsmarts squid while farming a nutritious blob inside of a block game