“I Didn’t Expect the Story to End Like That Either” - Doug Stanhope - This Is Not Happening

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  • Опубліковано 1 гру 2023
  • Doug tells the story of meeting the most beautiful woman he's likely ever seen in his life...but the ending isn't so beautiful.
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  • @HouseJunk1e
    @HouseJunk1e 7 місяців тому +35

    still one of my favorites after all these years...hes a special niche form of dark comedy only certain people will understand and find hilarious.

  • @Joeljaboy
    @Joeljaboy 7 місяців тому +51

    The most attractive thing u can do as a comedian is not mention ur a comedian

    • @Tripskiii
      @Tripskiii 7 місяців тому +5

      man doug is just idk man he fell off

    • @aaronschollcomedy1636
      @aaronschollcomedy1636 7 місяців тому +2

      I’m Im not a comedian

    • @yellowleaf28
      @yellowleaf28 7 місяців тому +1

      Especially if unprompted

    • @wakenow7612
      @wakenow7612 7 місяців тому +2

      Says the person who lives in their moms basement and has a gaming channel.🤦‍♂️

    • @Tripskiii
      @Tripskiii 7 місяців тому

      seems like youre projecting@@wakenow7612

  • @octaviogomora7884
    @octaviogomora7884 7 місяців тому +40

    I love his used-car salesman look. What a showman 🎉

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran 7 місяців тому +1

      I know; he works very hard at looking like he doesn't care what he looks like.

    • @olehshapovalov6166
      @olehshapovalov6166 7 місяців тому +1

      that jacket is amazing

  • @davidethridge5748
    @davidethridge5748 7 місяців тому +61

    Michael Keaton is getting pretty good at stand up

    • @FUCKINGENIOUS
      @FUCKINGENIOUS 7 місяців тому +1

      You mean Mike Judge lol

    • @jennybaji421
      @jennybaji421 4 місяці тому

      Keaton IS the REAL DEAL‼️
      sO good that I felt it should be said since You brought his name up, anyway ……
      I see it ‼️
      👇🏼
      ran into Batman The other night yeah, I see the resemblance…..Or Woe!
      Maybe Stanhopes Batman⁉️ 😳

    • @capt_beefheart4159
      @capt_beefheart4159 6 днів тому

      I think he looks a bit like Chuck Schumer.
      There's a video of him with a mullet (doug, not chuck) that puts a different light on things.

  • @The_0.5.0
    @The_0.5.0 7 місяців тому +21

    "Theres time to dainty and theres time to be a pig."

  • @ynord6994
    @ynord6994 2 місяці тому +2

    "Digging up mother..a love story." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KeiAKWs
    @KeiAKWs 7 місяців тому +9

    Love this format! Thx for continuing it. 😃

  • @retsofsivartnetloc9012
    @retsofsivartnetloc9012 6 місяців тому +6

    Just finished his book based on this and I couldn't put it down! So the stories, the inside information. If you like this, you'll love the book!

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne 7 місяців тому +13

    What a wonderful absurd story! If you didn’t like it, it wasn’t for you

  • @MamaTreNiner
    @MamaTreNiner 7 місяців тому +4

    I wasn't ready... But well done!!! 😳😂🤣

  • @silversurfer8818
    @silversurfer8818 7 місяців тому +20

    I guess this channel just became therapy central!

  • @anymaru
    @anymaru 2 місяці тому

    That was hilarious! And the shocked crowd made it even funnier.

  • @jaspertickler1831
    @jaspertickler1831 3 місяці тому +1

    he had me at `digging up mother` a love story

  • @kwest1realbadman967
    @kwest1realbadman967 7 місяців тому +8

    God loves this man

  • @mateowannacomedyremasterz6605
    @mateowannacomedyremasterz6605 Місяць тому +1

    Stanhope is the goat

  • @TheRobotZ
    @TheRobotZ 3 місяці тому +3

    that crowd definitely isn't a stanhope crowd

    • @vierzwanzigen9722
      @vierzwanzigen9722 23 дні тому

      This is a reupload, and some pig felt they had to cut away all the funny bits.

  • @seanclements6206
    @seanclements6206 7 місяців тому +6

    Ahh they are cutting out the beginning but they are also cutting out parts of the set

    • @vierzwanzigen9722
      @vierzwanzigen9722 23 дні тому

      All videos or just this one? They took away all the funny bits from this.

  • @SaracenCount
    @SaracenCount 7 місяців тому +5

    Now I want to know what happened to the girl!

  • @phillipc2178
    @phillipc2178 15 днів тому

    Legend.

  • @NathanCline12-21
    @NathanCline12-21 6 місяців тому

    That escalated quickly

  • @KarlHessey-db6mf
    @KarlHessey-db6mf 7 місяців тому +2

    Through the phone, yes I've taken it personally, also revenge for what

  • @uselesshero
    @uselesshero 3 місяці тому

    Funniest way to plug a book, fucking Stanhope

  • @alexandraw.4012
    @alexandraw.4012 2 місяці тому

    Ugh. I love you, Doug.

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 Місяць тому

    Love doug 😊

  • @nicelydunwell5681
    @nicelydunwell5681 7 місяців тому +2

    I ❤ DUGS

  • @travismcnasty4239
    @travismcnasty4239 2 місяці тому +1

    Prince if Monaco.

  • @Tripoli-ys6lh
    @Tripoli-ys6lh 2 місяці тому +1

    If only Americans loved Doug the way the rest of the world does. ❤️

  • @daveoconnell3833
    @daveoconnell3833 16 днів тому

    😂❤ prove it

  • @GodSpeaksInMath
    @GodSpeaksInMath 7 місяців тому +1

    He didnt give her the LD that first time?

  • @Waduppp
    @Waduppp 4 місяці тому

    Yah, this guy's cool

  • @talkswithhandswhisper744
    @talkswithhandswhisper744 Місяць тому

    hes turning into dean stockwell

  • @KarlHessey-db6mf
    @KarlHessey-db6mf 7 місяців тому

    Please stop threatening me

  • @jackaustin9561
    @jackaustin9561 7 місяців тому +2

    Love Doug to death, but seeing him support the show CC stole from Ari really breaks my heart.

  • @CuseStuckinWA
    @CuseStuckinWA 7 місяців тому +2

    Khrystyne Haje was the former child star ex girlfriend

    • @metalfacemartinez
      @metalfacemartinez 7 місяців тому

      I wonder who her A-list ex was

    • @kaydevious
      @kaydevious 3 місяці тому +2

      @@metalfacemartinez the prince of monaco. before they edited and reuploaded this, that part of the story was beeped but included. look up stanhope careful what you wish for. same story, just longer

  • @jamesjimowen
    @jamesjimowen 7 місяців тому

    🚗.........👟👟.......🤨😐🙂

  • @lateks8540
    @lateks8540 7 місяців тому +1

    Ахуенно

  • @chadbarbaro
    @chadbarbaro 7 місяців тому

    you are single!

    • @wakenow7612
      @wakenow7612 7 місяців тому +5

      What? Doug is with his partner, her name is Bingo.

  • @theantil7
    @theantil7 7 місяців тому +4

    This was just a story. Like, I'm genuinely waiting for a joke.

  • @SarahTheSassy71
    @SarahTheSassy71 9 днів тому

    I'm sorry. This was too boring to get through

  • @LeesaDeAndrea
    @LeesaDeAndrea 7 місяців тому +5

    That really wasn't a funny story. Sad and strange.

  • @user-ul8rh2su3n
    @user-ul8rh2su3n 25 днів тому +1

    I heard he was funny..........?

    • @vierzwanzigen9722
      @vierzwanzigen9722 23 дні тому

      This one is a reupload and edited. Look up Careful What You Wish For Stanhope.

  • @royfr8136
    @royfr8136 3 місяці тому

    I was expecting a lot more. that was BS

  • @10-OSwords
    @10-OSwords 7 місяців тому +1

    Just not funny at all. Very slow & very boring.

    • @Account-br9kc
      @Account-br9kc 5 місяців тому

      precisely

    • @vierzwanzigen9722
      @vierzwanzigen9722 23 дні тому

      This is a reupload, and for some reason all the funny bits were edited out.

  • @markwoldin162
    @markwoldin162 7 місяців тому +7

    Not a good story. Not polished enough, he seems slowed by booze, and the ending is sour.

    • @bchearne
      @bchearne 7 місяців тому +5

      Doug’s just casting pearls before swine I guess

    • @SetiSupreme
      @SetiSupreme 7 місяців тому +6

      That's his style. And it's a true story bro he rarely makes up stuff for his routine. This was poetry

    • @dawnjohnson9726
      @dawnjohnson9726 7 місяців тому +3

      It's Doug Stanhope my dude.. he can do no wrong. He's the GOAT

    • @gurumark10
      @gurumark10 3 місяці тому +3

      Clearly you're new here.

    • @salvatoredemaria9680
      @salvatoredemaria9680 2 місяці тому +1

      I checked out your special. It's great.

  • @HandgunSafe
    @HandgunSafe 7 місяців тому +1

    This man is markedly un-funny. He isn't even a story teller. How did he become recognized as a "comedian?"

  • @alexmiles40
    @alexmiles40 7 місяців тому +1

    Little bit too graphic for me. I think the sexual details could have been minimized. Good luck, but I won't watch you again. Too common, too crass. You're just like all the others. Peace Out.

    • @dangeroushandles
      @dangeroushandles 7 місяців тому +7

      Nice bot

    • @rjmwilliams1659
      @rjmwilliams1659 7 місяців тому +5

      What sexual details?, are you insane? 😮

    • @SetiSupreme
      @SetiSupreme 7 місяців тому +4

      WHAT!? Doug is undoubtedly one of the most authentic and ridiculously funny guys there is. He tells everything like it is from this escapist optimistic nihilist worldview that is just perfect. But I agree perfection can be too much for some.

    • @chadbarbaro
      @chadbarbaro 7 місяців тому

      you are single!

    • @wakenow1
      @wakenow1 7 місяців тому

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm. K.