“I Didn’t Expect the Story to End Like That Either” - Doug Stanhope - This Is Not Happening

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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

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  • @HouseJunk1e
    @HouseJunk1e Рік тому +49

    still one of my favorites after all these years...hes a special niche form of dark comedy only certain people will understand and find hilarious.

  • @octaviogomora7884
    @octaviogomora7884 Рік тому +55

    I love his used-car salesman look. What a showman 🎉

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran Рік тому +1

      I know; he works very hard at looking like he doesn't care what he looks like.

    • @olehshapovalov6166
      @olehshapovalov6166 Рік тому +1

      that jacket is amazing

  • @davidethridge5748
    @davidethridge5748 Рік тому +77

    Michael Keaton is getting pretty good at stand up

    • @FUCKINGENIOUS
      @FUCKINGENIOUS Рік тому +3

      You mean Mike Judge lol

    • @jennybaji421
      @jennybaji421 9 місяців тому

      Keaton IS the REAL DEAL‼️
      sO good that I felt it should be said since You brought his name up, anyway ……
      I see it ‼️
      👇🏼
      ran into Batman The other night yeah, I see the resemblance…..Or Woe!
      Maybe Stanhopes Batman⁉️ 😳

    • @capt_beefheart4159
      @capt_beefheart4159 5 місяців тому

      I think he looks a bit like Chuck Schumer.
      There's a video of him with a mullet (doug, not chuck) that puts a different light on things.

    • @daviegriffin3539
      @daviegriffin3539 2 місяці тому

      Michael Keaton is now Michael Douglas?! 🙃

  • @Joeljaboy
    @Joeljaboy Рік тому +63

    The most attractive thing u can do as a comedian is not mention ur a comedian

    • @Tripskiii
      @Tripskiii Рік тому +5

      man doug is just idk man he fell off

    • @aaronschollcomedy1636
      @aaronschollcomedy1636 Рік тому +2

      I’m Im not a comedian

    • @yellowleaf28
      @yellowleaf28 Рік тому +1

      Especially if unprompted

    • @wakenow7612
      @wakenow7612 Рік тому +2

      Says the person who lives in their moms basement and has a gaming channel.🤦‍♂️

    • @Tripskiii
      @Tripskiii Рік тому

      seems like youre projecting@@wakenow7612

  • @retsofsivartnetloc9012
    @retsofsivartnetloc9012 Рік тому +13

    Just finished his book based on this and I couldn't put it down! So the stories, the inside information. If you like this, you'll love the book!

  • @anymaru
    @anymaru 8 місяців тому +4

    That was hilarious! And the shocked crowd made it even funnier.

  • @ynord6994
    @ynord6994 7 місяців тому +6

    "Digging up mother..a love story." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KeiAKWs
    @KeiAKWs Рік тому +10

    Love this format! Thx for continuing it. 😃

  • @The_0.5.0
    @The_0.5.0 Рік тому +33

    "Theres time to dainty and theres time to be a pig."

  • @harryrabbit2870
    @harryrabbit2870 3 місяці тому +1

    A long story but that dark ending just CRUSHED it.

  • @MamaTreNiner
    @MamaTreNiner Рік тому +4

    I wasn't ready... But well done!!! 😳😂🤣

  • @authaire
    @authaire 8 днів тому

    "Hey that weird look on your face is disconcerting could you stop that sir" ... 🤣

  • @kwest1realbadman967
    @kwest1realbadman967 Рік тому +10

    God loves this man

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne Рік тому +15

    What a wonderful absurd story! If you didn’t like it, it wasn’t for you

  • @willthomas3399
    @willthomas3399 Місяць тому +1

    I wonder why this was re-uploaded. One of my favorite Stanhope stories and it’s been cut to shreds

  • @silversurfer8818
    @silversurfer8818 Рік тому +22

    I guess this channel just became therapy central!

  • @jaspertickler1831
    @jaspertickler1831 8 місяців тому +2

    he had me at `digging up mother` a love story

  • @Tripoli-ys6lh
    @Tripoli-ys6lh 7 місяців тому +3

    If only Americans loved Doug the way the rest of the world does. ❤️

  • @seanclements6206
    @seanclements6206 Рік тому +7

    Ahh they are cutting out the beginning but they are also cutting out parts of the set

    • @vierzwanzigen9722
      @vierzwanzigen9722 6 місяців тому +1

      All videos or just this one? They took away all the funny bits from this.

  • @SportsGeographyWithPhill
    @SportsGeographyWithPhill 5 місяців тому +1

    Legend.

  • @alexandraw.4012
    @alexandraw.4012 7 місяців тому

    Ugh. I love you, Doug.

  • @vapeshrimp5220
    @vapeshrimp5220 2 місяці тому +1

    This has been cut down

  • @nicelydunwell5681
    @nicelydunwell5681 Рік тому +3

    I ❤ DUGS

  • @mateowannacomedyremasterz6605
    @mateowannacomedyremasterz6605 6 місяців тому +1

    Stanhope is the goat

  • @SaracenCount
    @SaracenCount Рік тому +5

    Now I want to know what happened to the girl!

  • @TheRobotZ
    @TheRobotZ 8 місяців тому +3

    that crowd definitely isn't a stanhope crowd

    • @vierzwanzigen9722
      @vierzwanzigen9722 6 місяців тому +2

      This is a reupload, and some pig felt they had to cut away all the funny bits.

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 7 місяців тому

    Love doug 😊

  • @uselesshero
    @uselesshero 8 місяців тому +1

    Funniest way to plug a book, fucking Stanhope

  • @NathanCline12-21
    @NathanCline12-21 11 місяців тому

    That escalated quickly

  • @KarlHessey-db6mf
    @KarlHessey-db6mf Рік тому +2

    Through the phone, yes I've taken it personally, also revenge for what

  • @Waduppp
    @Waduppp 9 місяців тому

    Yah, this guy's cool

  • @jackaustin9561
    @jackaustin9561 Рік тому +2

    Love Doug to death, but seeing him support the show CC stole from Ari really breaks my heart.

    • @mooninites3
      @mooninites3 4 місяці тому +1

      This is from season 3 when it was still Ari's show.

  • @GodSpeaksInMath
    @GodSpeaksInMath Рік тому +1

    He didnt give her the LD that first time?

  • @travismcnasty51
    @travismcnasty51 7 місяців тому +1

    Prince if Monaco.

  • @tyeman3039
    @tyeman3039 3 місяці тому

    Why is Doug Stanhope is an algorithm on UA-cam now?

  • @CuseStuckinWA
    @CuseStuckinWA Рік тому +4

    Khrystyne Haje was the former child star ex girlfriend

    • @metalfacemartinez
      @metalfacemartinez Рік тому

      I wonder who her A-list ex was

    • @kaydevious
      @kaydevious 8 місяців тому +3

      @@metalfacemartinez the prince of monaco. before they edited and reuploaded this, that part of the story was beeped but included. look up stanhope careful what you wish for. same story, just longer

  • @KarlHessey-db6mf
    @KarlHessey-db6mf Рік тому

    Please stop threatening me

  • @Fj3
    @Fj3 4 місяці тому

    Shouldn't the story not have been spoiled by the video's title?

  • @talkswithhandswhisper649
    @talkswithhandswhisper649 6 місяців тому

    hes turning into dean stockwell

  • @jamesjimowen
    @jamesjimowen Рік тому +1

    🚗.........👟👟.......🤨😐🙂

  • @theantil7
    @theantil7 Рік тому +6

    This was just a story. Like, I'm genuinely waiting for a joke.

  • @Akrafes
    @Akrafes 6 днів тому

    Yeap. He reread the note at this instance.
    ua-cam.com/video/yoZRwfCjshs/v-deo.html

  • @daveoconnell3833
    @daveoconnell3833 5 місяців тому

    😂❤ prove it

  • @chadbarbaro
    @chadbarbaro Рік тому

    you are single!

    • @wakenow7612
      @wakenow7612 Рік тому +5

      What? Doug is with his partner, her name is Bingo.

  • @Dr-dikhead
    @Dr-dikhead 2 місяці тому

    Doug Stanhope is the definition of a hack comic.

  • @SarahTheSassy71
    @SarahTheSassy71 5 місяців тому

    I'm sorry. This was too boring to get through

  • @lateks8540
    @lateks8540 Рік тому +1

    Ахуенно

  • @Asarlai-1
    @Asarlai-1 2 місяці тому

    boring

  • @LeesaDeAndrea
    @LeesaDeAndrea Рік тому +6

    That really wasn't a funny story. Sad and strange.

  • @royfr8136
    @royfr8136 8 місяців тому

    I was expecting a lot more. that was BS

  • @JamesWyatt-o5j
    @JamesWyatt-o5j 6 місяців тому +1

    I heard he was funny..........?

    • @vierzwanzigen9722
      @vierzwanzigen9722 6 місяців тому +1

      This one is a reupload and edited. Look up Careful What You Wish For Stanhope.

  • @10-OSwords
    @10-OSwords Рік тому +2

    Just not funny at all. Very slow & very boring.

    • @Account-br9kc
      @Account-br9kc 10 місяців тому

      precisely

    • @vierzwanzigen9722
      @vierzwanzigen9722 6 місяців тому

      This is a reupload, and for some reason all the funny bits were edited out.

  • @markwoldin162
    @markwoldin162 Рік тому +10

    Not a good story. Not polished enough, he seems slowed by booze, and the ending is sour.

    • @bchearne
      @bchearne Рік тому +7

      Doug’s just casting pearls before swine I guess

    • @SetiSupreme
      @SetiSupreme Рік тому +8

      That's his style. And it's a true story bro he rarely makes up stuff for his routine. This was poetry

    • @dawnjohnson9726
      @dawnjohnson9726 Рік тому +4

      It's Doug Stanhope my dude.. he can do no wrong. He's the GOAT

    • @DarthStacker
      @DarthStacker 8 місяців тому +4

      Clearly you're new here.

    • @salvatoredemaria9680
      @salvatoredemaria9680 7 місяців тому +2

      I checked out your special. It's great.

  • @HandgunSafe
    @HandgunSafe Рік тому +1

    This man is markedly un-funny. He isn't even a story teller. How did he become recognized as a "comedian?"

  • @alexmiles40
    @alexmiles40 Рік тому +3

    Little bit too graphic for me. I think the sexual details could have been minimized. Good luck, but I won't watch you again. Too common, too crass. You're just like all the others. Peace Out.

    • @dangeroushandles
      @dangeroushandles Рік тому +8

      Nice bot

    • @rjmwilliams1659
      @rjmwilliams1659 Рік тому +7

      What sexual details?, are you insane? 😮

    • @SetiSupreme
      @SetiSupreme Рік тому +5

      WHAT!? Doug is undoubtedly one of the most authentic and ridiculously funny guys there is. He tells everything like it is from this escapist optimistic nihilist worldview that is just perfect. But I agree perfection can be too much for some.

    • @chadbarbaro
      @chadbarbaro Рік тому +1

      you are single!

    • @wakenow1
      @wakenow1 Рік тому

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm. K.