Doug Stanhope - Be Careful What You Wish For - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 років тому +33

    In the mood for more This Is Not Happening? Watch comedians' most outrageous sex and romance stories here: ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5p26gyn9MH4nOit3BcfNyYZ.html

  • @Dbeast300
    @Dbeast300 8 років тому +4414

    Doug was not nearly as drunk as he should have been, very unprofessional.

    • @jonathanwright2925
      @jonathanwright2925 8 років тому +16

      Hahhaha so true for Doug

    • @talalahmed608
      @talalahmed608 8 років тому +24

      He's drinkin coffee in his latest special. Dougie boy sold out. Still love him though.

    • @jonathanwright2925
      @jonathanwright2925 8 років тому +86

      Talal Ahmed Doug probably has liver damage severely by now and has to slow down to save his life. Doug out drank and partied me by 20 years and I have a failing liver now on a downward spiral. I guess all the drinking and rampant drug use for 20 years caught up to me. but i do have good stories. Live fast die young. Difference is hopefully for Doug he can afford a liver transplant lol i can't. So life cut me off didn't have to sell out.

    • @babloescobango5143
      @babloescobango5143 8 років тому +65

      Jonathan Wright stop whining

    • @djflashb
      @djflashb 8 років тому +1

      lol

  • @thegreendank1
    @thegreendank1 6 років тому +104

    I love that he's not afraid of silence and long pauses and everyone is still hanging on every word. KILLER TERMITES!!!

    • @eladguitar
      @eladguitar Рік тому

      I kinda lost him the entire 2nd half of the show, the whole part about Lorka, it seemed like he just doesn’t know what to say anymore. I’m happy that at least Lorka got hit by a car in the end, it helped him somehow finish the story.

  • @deathjug
    @deathjug 8 років тому +217

    His audiobook for Digging up Mother is one of the most mind blowing things i have ever heard in my life!I listened to it over 2 days(its almost 13 hours long,well worth the money)at work..it had me laughing AND crying...its a strange light to see Doug in but also its the Doug you know and love.

    • @Swindel67
      @Swindel67 5 років тому +12

      His podcast is fucking great. It seems totally disjointed and confusing at first but once you get to know everyone and figure out wtf is going on. You get sucked in beyond belief.

    • @jillmarie9067
      @jillmarie9067 2 роки тому

      @Josiah Alexander DeLeon : From the look of your list, it would seem you haven't really delved that far into the world of comedy...Its all mainstream ppl, who thru luck or talent, made it to movies...

    • @markbaker5599
      @markbaker5599 2 роки тому

      @@Swindel67 he's razor sharp

    • @charlespancamo9771
      @charlespancamo9771 Рік тому +1

      audiobook? What are you Tom Segura?

  • @Ianspiegel
    @Ianspiegel 11 місяців тому +13

    7 years after first commenting on this video, and I'm still here.
    Any long time fans of Stanhope may recall that he has a bit on one of his specials (I think it was a closing bit) where he describes how envious he is of the incident that happened at seaworld; where the trainer got dragged down into the tank by her hair and held there for 45 minutes, all whilst families with children looked on in shock. "It sounded like the perfect amount of horror meets irony" was, I think, the general gist of what he was getting at. I think he managed to encapsulate that vibe perfectly with this 15-minute story.

  • @BuickGirl1986
    @BuickGirl1986 5 років тому +972

    The fact that hes Depp's closest friend is the coolest thing I know about Depp.

    • @konjurekatrina
      @konjurekatrina 5 років тому +8

      Bif Webster Johnny doesn’t own The Viper Room anymore

    • @mikefrost8815
      @mikefrost8815 4 роки тому +18

      Actually.. Marilyn Manson is depps Best friend..

    • @tomasotreasaigh111
      @tomasotreasaigh111 4 роки тому +7

      @Jack MeHoff
      Are you trying to speak?

    • @bryanknechtel8001
      @bryanknechtel8001 4 роки тому +3

      @Jack MeHoff let me guess, youre a "comedian" too? No wonder I never heard of you

    • @bryanknechtel8001
      @bryanknechtel8001 4 роки тому +2

      @Jack MeHoff let me guess, youre a "comedian" too? No wonder I never heard of you

  • @DeadBeatSage
    @DeadBeatSage 6 років тому +89

    Few people can make a room go, "Oh, shit!" like Stanhope. You gotta strap in and absorb the whole thing or he sounds like a rambling drunk, which he is, but it's also genius comedy. Once Renee vanished from the story and it was just Lorka, I knew something was coming. Dougie never fails to make an impression.

  • @gamergamer3518
    @gamergamer3518 8 років тому +588

    I dig the silence... Especially for this story. It doesn't need to be funny or anything... This is a pretty good story.

    • @kashinimeyo
      @kashinimeyo 6 років тому +23

      He's strategically pausing for laughter.... That's not coming.

    • @EverlostXP
      @EverlostXP 6 років тому +11

      GamerGamer yeah I’m on Comedy Central because of a good story not because I wanna fucking laugh.

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 6 років тому +2

      For this particular story I guess I'd agree. I suppose thats why he put it in a book. Did you happen to buy it? Or did anyone else for that matter?

    • @StaySharp215
      @StaySharp215 5 років тому

      @douchemanextreme That is literally why you pay to see a stand up comic.

    • @mikefortier7081
      @mikefortier7081 5 років тому +10

      Doug has said that he doesn’t try to tell jokes now, he just says what he thinks and makes it funny. I don’t think he really even considers himself a comedian, but he’s still my favorite

  • @yossarius
    @yossarius 4 роки тому +101

    12:40 "...and I don't know how to close the f*kking deal."
    [Takes long drink to absolute silence]
    Doug Stanhope is a master. An outright artist.

  • @MeatMachine212
    @MeatMachine212 4 роки тому +947

    He looks like Michael Keaton's slightly drunk younger brother

  • @WisKrisKar
    @WisKrisKar 2 роки тому +7

    Doug is the level of comic where his work just breaks your heart... breaks that heart into dust with the pain and the hurt.... but somehow makes you laugh. Laugh hard.

  • @danovichi
    @danovichi 8 років тому +76

    I could sit and listen to Stanhope tell stories all damn day.

  • @slamjackson2137
    @slamjackson2137 4 роки тому +12

    Just the energy in the room tells me this man is a legend.

  • @scottrackley4457
    @scottrackley4457 8 років тому +201

    Saw him in chattanooga a few weeks ago, working on new material, as Doug does. He tore it up as usual, I had the table by the stage door. Got to shake his hand as he went off set. A very real cool guy. You guys are going to love the new material.

    • @Jefft860
      @Jefft860 6 років тому +3

      Scott Rackley Bro I was there too!

    • @joenunez2880
      @joenunez2880 5 років тому +3

      Maybe ill get to shake your hand some day as i got to make my way to Clarksville 😩

    • @TheScottelias
      @TheScottelias 4 роки тому +4

      I met him a few years ago in Cardiff, he did a set and after me and a bunch of mates decided to go to a back alley bar only to see Doug sat at the table next to us, we spent the night getting shit faced with him and Bingo. Really cool dude

    • @scottrackley4457
      @scottrackley4457 4 роки тому +6

      @@TheScottelias yeah, same here, after the set in chattanooga, he went to a bar he alluded to. Everyone who was savvy knew which bar it was. So here's Doug just being regular guy and never paid for a drink, think we pitched in for a limo and the bartender called it in to get him back to hotel. His driver had long called it quits, it was like 4am. Prolly why he likes chattown and keeps coming back, we take care of him.

    • @billydaniel5029
      @billydaniel5029 2 роки тому

      Chatt town for life!!

  • @crayfrazer9990
    @crayfrazer9990 7 років тому +25

    Started off slow but was killing by the end. Especially that ending. One of the best storytellers around

  • @vinm3630
    @vinm3630 6 років тому +28

    Doug is a living legend. I hope to see him live one day.

  • @TedLuben
    @TedLuben 11 місяців тому +2

    Nobody, I mean nobody, tells a story like Doug. Love his existence in the world...

  • @evilbunnysanta
    @evilbunnysanta 8 років тому +131

    Leave it to Stanhope to tell story about a moment that lasted a fraction of a second and is terrifying and make it hilarious and meaningful.

  • @kaisersozay8978
    @kaisersozay8978 4 роки тому +7

    Only the great Doug Stanhope can tell a story with such a big build and such a contrastingly abrupt ending, and have it be satisfying, entertaining, dark, AND funny!

  • @TheChurchofCacti
    @TheChurchofCacti 5 років тому +3

    Such an inspiration. Stanhope has been Sober, Vegan, and Gluten Free for over 25 years now. Stay WOKE like StanHOPE!

  • @riggsd7550
    @riggsd7550 6 років тому +10

    14 minutes not one joke yet still Doug had me entertained every second of it shows his comedic intellect. The ones who hate dirty comedy yet know the structure of jokes or story telling formats they cant denney his abilities

  • @michaelschumacher4625
    @michaelschumacher4625 2 роки тому +24

    Doug Stanhope is the Tom Waits/Charles Bukowski of stand up comedy.

  • @michaelkrieger3652
    @michaelkrieger3652 3 роки тому +29

    One of the most honest and sincere comedy sets EVER! Doug leaves his fucking heart on the stage. Couragious. Love ur work, Doug.

  • @johnnyc.3261
    @johnnyc.3261 8 років тому +28

    Probably the best one ever. He is a legend for a reason.

    • @blisterpacman
      @blisterpacman 8 років тому +12

      he's a cool dude, he gave me a thirty buck tip just for a few pizzas and was really nice

  • @stonercommando2458
    @stonercommando2458 4 роки тому +7

    thats the most romantic story from Doug I've ever heard

  • @ChristiaanHartNibbrig
    @ChristiaanHartNibbrig 8 років тому +52

    Great to see Stanhope still sharp. Excellent stand-up.

    • @RustinChole
      @RustinChole 4 роки тому +3

      I’ve been a fan for decades. Gotta say I didn’t think he’d be sharper at 2020 than 2010. His last special is HILARIOUS.

  • @Samurai78420
    @Samurai78420 3 роки тому +2

    Equal parts casual and absolutely surgical simultaneously, without any effort at all. Eternally one of the GOAT

  • @thecampfire4877
    @thecampfire4877 6 років тому +422

    Stanhope looks like a substitute teacher

    • @dtrev3743
      @dtrev3743 6 років тому +26

      Or a used car salesman.

    • @seriousbismuth2173
      @seriousbismuth2173 5 років тому +10

      Funny, because he's actually a Mayor.

    • @aryka922
      @aryka922 5 років тому +1

      Stanhope looks like my dad. True story.

    • @thor335
      @thor335 5 років тому +3

      Where did you go to school?

    • @burninsherman1037
      @burninsherman1037 5 років тому +5

      Having been a substitute, I'd wager the alcoholism is more in line with that job than the outfit.

  • @rickdrunkan3645
    @rickdrunkan3645 4 роки тому +14

    Doug is a legend. Just look at how Ari introduced him. He was almost flustered.

  • @Innomen
    @Innomen 3 роки тому +45

    Story tellers for a thousand generations have been critical to human development. This man is a walking monument to that impossibly ancient tradition. Here is a human being who would be as important 200,000 years ago as he is today. Telling a tale, surrounded by people simply pleased to be in earshot. Sharing a mind. Excellent.

  • @shhmypupissleepin3015
    @shhmypupissleepin3015 4 роки тому +3

    My memory is so bad I’ve listened to this multiple times and it’s like hearing the first time every time

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 3 роки тому +71

    There is nobody like Stanhope.

  • @RockeroNato
    @RockeroNato 4 роки тому +12

    Doug is a master at atory telling, and putting the heartache out there in a honest and heartful way

  • @horseytown
    @horseytown 8 років тому +1168

    Prince of Monaco. He dated Khrystyne Haje.

    • @aych33
      @aych33 6 років тому +12

      @2manysecrets because cheating on someone is no different from getting raped/etc....
      r u incel bro?

    • @heli0s2003
      @heli0s2003 6 років тому +99

      Silly that they bleep it out but you can just read his lips.

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 6 років тому +120

      @@heli0s2003 Gotta cover their legal bases. How could they have known there'd be so many lip readers watching?

    • @swiftslick
      @swiftslick 6 років тому +4

      @@magisterrleth3129 -- Uh, they posted the video on youtube. That's how.

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 6 років тому +96

      @@swiftslick Whoosh. I'm saying this from a legal perspective. Of course they want you to read his lips, then you get the full story. But legally, all they had to do was bleep it.

  • @jontnoneya3404
    @jontnoneya3404 6 років тому +1200

    STOP
    PUTTING
    SPOILERS, PUNCHLINES, TAG LINES, ETC
    AT THE
    FRONT
    OF THE
    VIDEOS
    You're ruining the comedic bits!
    Stop doing this....it isn't necessary.

    • @bishopmccoy1274
      @bishopmccoy1274 5 років тому +12

      Jont Noneya pleeeeease i agree

    • @drexyspivey
      @drexyspivey 5 років тому +11

      I beg everyone to listen to this person!!!!

    • @zombiemachinery4868
      @zombiemachinery4868 5 років тому +10

      Is it too hard to forward the video manually?

    • @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu
      @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu 5 років тому +27

      @@zombiemachinery4868 That's what I started doing, but they shouldn't be doing that to begin with...

    • @marchofthelorex238
      @marchofthelorex238 5 років тому +6

      The story loses none of its funny because of that in fact I want to hear it even more. Hearing the punchline first means I really want to hear what crazy stuff lead up to that. The story is the funny here not the punchline, that is the end.

  • @checkurbrainfly
    @checkurbrainfly 8 років тому +62

    Oh man this was so good , I give it 11 beers out of a case and 6 puffs outta joint

    • @jonathanwright2925
      @jonathanwright2925 8 років тому

      How big are we going to roll it? I can make some killer joints putting together like 5 papers lol.

    • @checkurbrainfly
      @checkurbrainfly 8 років тому

      I can make Origami type joints like the "Dragon puff"

    • @jonathanwright2925
      @jonathanwright2925 8 років тому

      checkurbrainfly Lets kick it haha

    • @checkurbrainfly
      @checkurbrainfly 8 років тому

      kick "it" you mean like a midget to make a field goal?

    • @jonathanwright2925
      @jonathanwright2925 8 років тому

      checkurbrainfly Where are you from? I guess growing up in Southern Cali' kick it is a normal word for me for lets hang out and smoke. It's legal to just go buy it at the store. Im 31... been smoking herb since i was 13. But your probably just trolling the shit out of me cause of been bar hopping and a lil tipsy

  • @joeymanson2222
    @joeymanson2222 4 роки тому +1

    That is just comedy gold.
    He deliberately made it bleak until the end. And then knock punch while ur still in shock and processing. Fkn genius.
    Doug rocks!

    • @GP-ff8en
      @GP-ff8en 3 роки тому

      Some of the stupidest shit I've ever watched/listened to and we are all now dumber for listening to this dumb This Is Not Happening bullshit clip. Dudes never been funny.

  • @jimjima1
    @jimjima1 8 років тому +51

    Wow, Stanhope is a master of his craft. One of the most underrated comics, one of the best storytellers.

  • @siulumlion
    @siulumlion 5 років тому +23

    When he said "All my friends," it reminded me of Bukowski in Barfly.

  • @Ianspiegel
    @Ianspiegel 8 років тому +69

    The man literally has it down to an art.

  • @shaunreinert5202
    @shaunreinert5202 2 роки тому +5

    Still my favorite This is Not Happening.
    It says "Uncensored" but Doug finds a way to get censored.

  • @Slobber88
    @Slobber88 8 років тому +30

    In this uncensored video Doug shows he's really good at making a high pitch mechanical bleep noise twice.

  • @akakgak
    @akakgak 2 роки тому +2

    The Coach & Horse on Sunset was one of the finest 'corner bars' on Earth. Always rock'n'roll. Always a rotating cast. Always cool barkeeps. Always reasonable patrons. When i return to L.A. that The Coach isn't still there is one of the biggest heartaches around.

  • @iceman555559
    @iceman555559 8 років тому +45

    quality over quantity with Doug . That ending punchline was amazing.

  • @248jpfulton
    @248jpfulton 4 роки тому +1

    Doug Stanhope is an underrated national treasure.

  • @coldskyrim
    @coldskyrim 8 років тому +164

    doug stanhope the underground legend

    • @RustinChole
      @RustinChole 4 роки тому +1

      He’s like a comedy assassin. Favorite comic hands down.

    • @jbird4754
      @jbird4754 4 роки тому

      ...above ground

    • @aubreyfinn4450
      @aubreyfinn4450 4 роки тому

      Nah. I couldn't sit through ten minutes. It sounds like your washed up uncle's stories of greater days. His older shit was so much tighter, aggressive and more condensed. He's meandering as shit on this.

  • @hitensangani
    @hitensangani 7 років тому +2

    Doug stanhope + run the jewels .... damn my two favs

  • @MrDuneedon
    @MrDuneedon 8 років тому +81

    This slowburn routine is well worth the superb payoff at the end.

  • @Tattootin
    @Tattootin 5 років тому

    I have never heard it soooo quiet, for Doug! Damn, these people know what a treat this is.

  • @VECTeezy
    @VECTeezy 8 років тому +31

    FUUUUUUCK yes. FINALLY they have Stanhope on here who is 1 of the most perfect ideal comics for this show & Drunk History! Got me a blunt ready for this. Doug is so epic!

    • @DSPHistoricalSociety
      @DSPHistoricalSociety 4 роки тому +4

      Something tells me you have blunts ready for almost anything

    • @VECTeezy
      @VECTeezy 4 роки тому +2

      @@DSPHistoricalSociety very true, but mainly for the great stuff I look forward to.

  • @chrismoreno2394
    @chrismoreno2394 6 років тому +5

    Doug is one of the greatest comediens of all time.

  • @Glowsticks1000
    @Glowsticks1000 8 років тому +684

    The fact he openly admits this was improvised shows why he is in the top 5 comedians of all time

    • @lush_carter
      @lush_carter 8 років тому +5

      Elliot Brown where does he say this??

    • @Glowsticks1000
      @Glowsticks1000 8 років тому +32

      On his podcast

    • @biggun4720
      @biggun4720 8 років тому +47

      It's a story, of course it's off the cuff. Not a part of his act.

    • @510tuber
      @510tuber 8 років тому +34

      How does that show he's in the top 5? Saying it's improvised is more impressive than saying it's not whether it's a good or bad set. That's like saying, "the fact that a battle rapper admitted his battle rap was improvised shows he's in the top 5"....it just doesn't make sense.

    • @TigerMeadows
      @TigerMeadows 7 років тому

      Umm, it actually happened.

  • @kylieh123
    @kylieh123 3 роки тому +2

    Doug Stanhope is a bloody legend and I wish I didn't miss him because I went to Bali

  • @GuineaJay
    @GuineaJay 7 років тому +7

    Stanhope is a treasure

  • @TonyTheBassPlayer1
    @TonyTheBassPlayer1 3 роки тому +10

    "I didn't expect this story to end that way either." Love it

  • @iceflameproductionz
    @iceflameproductionz 8 років тому +44

    i love dougs shit so much i was wondering where the story was going but once it wrapped up i realize it was told perfectly

  • @emmalikesflowers
    @emmalikesflowers Рік тому

    This guy is dead set gifted with words🙏tysm❤

  • @SpacemanXC
    @SpacemanXC 8 років тому +87

    Fucking legend.

  • @dfdemt
    @dfdemt 5 років тому +2

    Going to see him in a week in Houston TX! Lifelong Doug Stanhope fan!

  • @Livvisntinlove
    @Livvisntinlove 8 років тому +54

    This was the best 14 min Shit I ever took.

  • @normanhowe4938
    @normanhowe4938 Рік тому +1

    dude is one of the best , hands down. ^& he just makes it up as he goes along,

  • @DanielZeal
    @DanielZeal 8 років тому +50

    His Ralphie May impression is spot on!

  • @timsguitarmods
    @timsguitarmods 2 роки тому +1

    Doug is the raunchiest, and most underrated comic in the game!

  • @antebellum606
    @antebellum606 8 років тому +154

    My public library doesn`t have this book.

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 8 років тому +2

      did you request that they get it? If you ask, perhaps they will. Or just buy the damn thing at a used book store.

    • @antebellum606
      @antebellum606 8 років тому +5

      D.E.B. B I will buy the damn thing at a bookstore, otherwise the Liberians we never talk to me again.

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 8 років тому +8

      Rum Ham Stop typing when you're drunk, or perhaps you're really going to Liberia.

    • @antebellum606
      @antebellum606 8 років тому +4

      D.E.B. B Early morning typing is to blame. I spelled librarians wrong so the spell check gave me the closest thing to what I spelled, which was Liberians. Liberians come from the country Liberia. I thought it was odd to leave that in the sentence, given the context, so I left it. Incongruity is a form of hummus.

    • @priscillawilson2634
      @priscillawilson2634 8 років тому +1

      It's new. But you can ask the library to get it.

  • @patrickdevlin3552
    @patrickdevlin3552 4 роки тому +2

    He's simply the very BEST around!

  • @RustinChole
    @RustinChole 8 років тому +6

    Doug Stanhope! The one and fucking only...

  • @thebadmanrisesagain
    @thebadmanrisesagain 3 роки тому +1

    Pure gold. And I’ve been missing it. Doug where have you been all my life.

  • @chrisroger4416
    @chrisroger4416 8 років тому +99

    he actually looks a lot healthier here compared to old videos. less bloated. I think he's cut down on the drinking

    • @mountainlocale259
      @mountainlocale259 5 років тому +1

      no lol this would be him promoting his book tour, he was so fucked up doing this. him and Chad Shank spent a podcast putting together 2 weeks after this. Classic.

  • @johnaverydiamzon7953
    @johnaverydiamzon7953 7 років тому +1

    That was some dark and sad story. Doug is something else.

  • @jonathanwright2925
    @jonathanwright2925 8 років тому +7

    Ill always love Doug Stanhope

  • @GilbertsGrapes
    @GilbertsGrapes 4 роки тому

    Doug Stanhope is my spirit animal

  • @stepitupandgo67
    @stepitupandgo67 5 років тому +4

    One of the all time greats imho...long live Stanhope!!!

  • @dandaman6935
    @dandaman6935 5 років тому +1

    Probably the best story i heard on Comedy Central so far. I need more))

  • @jeffreysullivan9136
    @jeffreysullivan9136 8 років тому +75

    The man is a national treasure.

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 4 роки тому

      Then god help you.

    • @seriousbismuth2173
      @seriousbismuth2173 3 роки тому +3

      @@sunnyjim1355 he did, by giving us Stanhope.

    • @SockMonkeyPal7
      @SockMonkeyPal7 2 роки тому

      @@sunnyjim1355 why do you have a downs patient sailboat captain for a pfp?

  • @LooseOnTheGoose
    @LooseOnTheGoose Рік тому +1

    Saul Goodman with a drinking problem, I love it

  • @juanaltredo2974
    @juanaltredo2974 8 років тому +5

    he's a master of comedians, or a comedian's comedian, that shit, hes a fantastic storyteller

  • @Vlorisz
    @Vlorisz 3 роки тому

    By far the best story in this series.

  • @Rob-ue6ij
    @Rob-ue6ij 8 років тому +14

    This is why Stanhope is one of the best ever. He has a million great stories and bits he could have murdered with but he just improvises a random story, keeps you hanging and hanging with story line not worrying about getting laughs through it, sounding like one of your friends telling you a common story, and then he fucking drills you at the end.

  • @chadbarr5365
    @chadbarr5365 5 років тому +1

    Beautifully told. He left some nice long pauses. So full of desperation and neediness.

  • @Ryan-9000
    @Ryan-9000 8 років тому +5

    Stanhope hands down one of the best out there :D Love him!

  • @johntaylor4150
    @johntaylor4150 4 роки тому

    long time fan of Stanhope...hadn't heard/looked for anything new in years...this is Exactly what I would hope to hear from him. So dark, so perfect, so you. thank you for a voice to which only you can speak.

  • @modemmack
    @modemmack 6 років тому +137

    "He's the prince of Monaco."

    • @enkelito1
      @enkelito1 3 роки тому +6

      @@AKdaJuiceGuy but cannes is located in france not far away from monaco and monaco it's a principality

    • @StewartJones-v7h
      @StewartJones-v7h 3 роки тому

      @@AKdaJuiceGuy Monaco

    • @N0R3M4C
      @N0R3M4C 2 роки тому

      I thought he said Prince of Bel-Air...

  • @elo2476
    @elo2476 5 років тому +1

    Respect! I like how he never really talked shit about said Lorka. I see what you did there Doug and I got it bro, good shit.

  • @psilocyboid
    @psilocyboid 8 років тому +584

    He's still wearing the thrift store price tag on his jacket.

    • @aperture413
      @aperture413 8 років тому +46

      Blingin

    • @brianmccall452
      @brianmccall452 8 років тому +46

      That's is homage to Minnie Pearl.

    • @cjok8367
      @cjok8367 7 років тому +25

      He said once that he spent a lot of time & energy into putting those suits together. Can't figure out why I'm srarting to find them sexy. My father never wore one.

    • @scotthall7307
      @scotthall7307 6 років тому +12

      The answer to that is obvious: Doug Stanhope. The guy's got swagger like a god if he puts it on you bet your ass its getting worn hard.

    • @keiroman1684
      @keiroman1684 6 років тому +3

      That's the original tags, manufacturer's label! So bling the thing goes 'ting'.

  • @keennickolas8575
    @keennickolas8575 Рік тому

    wow! great set! I was in it through the whole time O.O

  • @solodolotrevino
    @solodolotrevino 8 років тому +10

    As others have mentioned in the comment section (to save you time), the woman is Khrystyne Haje & the Prince is Albert II of Monaco

  • @jizmoglass4202
    @jizmoglass4202 Рік тому

    Love you Doug. Come to Minnesota, when it's warm, or whenever. Cheers Brother. I gotta cold beer for you. 💚🍀

  • @sillynelson1
    @sillynelson1 5 років тому +5

    The look of horror on their faces at the end hahahaha

  • @FrancisMasaba1
    @FrancisMasaba1 7 років тому

    Don't know why people are saying he's a bit off here. He's paraphrasing a story he tells in his book. Can't just tell the whole story or else no one will read the book. Also, he proves his comedic genius in this, by just telling a fucking story with humor, wit, and good story telling technique. This is one of the best 'This is not Happening' clips up on UA-cam -- and I've seen them all.

  • @mummyjohn
    @mummyjohn 4 роки тому +11

    "We have a repertoire, we're talking..."

  • @ejcejc4113
    @ejcejc4113 3 роки тому

    The best story teller alive?

  • @DHodges187
    @DHodges187 8 років тому +44

    his book is great btw.

    • @jayman7752
      @jayman7752 8 років тому

      Doyle Hodges really? I've asked my mum to get me it for Christmas

  • @redshiftexperiment
    @redshiftexperiment 5 років тому +2

    He has progressed and gotten so damn good.. love that .. and yeah its three years old!!

  • @jackheeley7274
    @jackheeley7274 3 роки тому +2

    Sadly as a Brit, we don’t deserve Doug.. Went to see him at Apollo, and I was ashamed. Not at doug, but at the crowd. The lack of understanding was incomparible compared to the Boston show I went do. What a dour bunch we are in the UK. What I’d give to see another DS Show in some dive bar in the US.. Happy new year y’all

    • @SandyFamily1997
      @SandyFamily1997 2 роки тому

      Had a similar experience when he was opening for Artie Lange, Vegas 2007. The meathead largely Howard Stern show crowd just didn't get him & shouted him off the stage.

  • @johne.nobody2946
    @johne.nobody2946 2 роки тому

    Doug’s an absolute idol, in my opinion. If for nothing else, you have to respect his brutal candor. I’ve yet to see him live, but it’s on my list, especially since his liver is just a ticking time bomb.

  • @Darkmatter105
    @Darkmatter105 8 років тому +11

    He looks so much better.

  • @robschaeffer2723
    @robschaeffer2723 4 роки тому +1

    A god amongst storytellers

  • @HotFriesify
    @HotFriesify 8 років тому +419

    One of the greatest story tellers of all time.

    • @Colonel1954Dz
      @Colonel1954Dz 8 років тому +11

      He kind of stutters a lot though? I like his unusual style but it's a bit too slow and repetitive.

    • @blazedandconfused477
      @blazedandconfused477 8 років тому +12

      Colonel, That's just because he's a raging alcoholic. This show is also different from the standard stand up comedy format. You can find a lot of his specials on youtube to get an impression.

    • @JohnnaSmith
      @JohnnaSmith 8 років тому +25

      he appeals to people with attention spans, that appreciate a slow build, and don't see a good call back as being repetitive.

    • @stevenewsom3269
      @stevenewsom3269 6 років тому +5

      Genius visionary revolutionary

    • @BUSTRCHERRI
      @BUSTRCHERRI 6 років тому +3

      He's not any more that's for sure. I couldn't make it 3 minutes.

  • @spinflux
    @spinflux 5 років тому

    Up to this point my only exposure to Doug Stanhope has been on the Howard Stern show.
    He is everything in the enlightenment box. Omggg

  • @Jarl_Thidrandi
    @Jarl_Thidrandi 8 років тому +285

    STOP PUTTING THE JOKE IN THE PREVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @KD-ib4qq
      @KD-ib4qq 5 років тому +2

      ease up on the rules, pal

    • @Chris-P
      @Chris-P 5 років тому +3

      @Erasmus the blasphemous haha he meant in the preview clip before the episode starts, they always play the punchlines before it starts.

    • @6plus6bar
      @6plus6bar 5 років тому +1

      @@Chris-P It's UA-cam, skip ahead.

    • @Chris-P
      @Chris-P 5 років тому +1

      @@6plus6bar oh I know, was just explaining what the poster meant.

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer 4 роки тому +1

      @@6plus6bar Yeah, and UA-cam is literally giving people the attention span of a toddler