Resident Evil Village but I've been a bad bad boy
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- Опубліковано 13 тра 2021
- who wants to throw hands
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►Music used
Music: Funny Quirky Comedy by Redafs.com, Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
Doom Eternal OST - The Only Thing they Fear is You • Video
►Puppy commercial break music: 🎈Song : 샛별 - Sugar Cookie / • Video
►Outro
Music credits:
Gorillaz - On Melancholy Hill (Cover) by Koji Kobura
• Video
Art credits:
Knight walking puppies animation - / bluescluesvevo
Medieval overgrowth - / mdesgn099
Sitting with the pups - / lazy__drawings
Dathomir - / sin-scribbles
Floating temple - / titiknoda_
Alien fantasy - / kyle_cochran_art
Medieval sunset - / dainsart
White castle - / fyctionv - Ігри
Daughters: *Intense laughing*
Zanny: *Intense laughing*
Daughters: 😅
Zanny *More Intense laughing*
Daughters: 😐
Zanny: *Even more intense laughing*
Daughters: 😦
Zanny: Kills all of them
Daughters:😵
Imagine having the option to just confuse the daughters like, everything that zanny did basically, laughing with them as they surround you, when they drag you away just look at them all aroused. They'd throw you right out the window and shut all the entrances lol.
@@lowkeyarki7091 imagine when they chain you up instead of crying you go “Al-right! Death by Snu Snu, let’s go!”
Best comment lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@@dragostoma9033 why thank you 😅
Zanny saying "I'm Asian. Let's not have high expectations" is an immense jab at what little self-esteem I've left
Once you have u hit rock bottom u can only rise up but in ur case just not very far. This is a joke I don't mean any harm
@@devonnotz9898 XD yeah once you're rock bottom you can climb onto another rock and be higher but you're still on a rock at that rock bottom
My self esteem fell into the void
Bro you have self esteem... that’s rare in these parts
I thought it was a joke about how Asian food doesn't really fill you up. 🤔
Lady Dimitrescu: "Now now girls, i first must inform mother Miranda..."
Zanny: "A fivesome!?"
xD
Apparently every man's fantasy
Oh but wait theres more!!!
When i played this game myself it was kinda weird to hear since my name is Ethan.
Than his wife joins in
A sixsome, actually
Lady D: *Turns into final form*
Zanny: 'Still hot'
Capcom: *'Thats not supposed to happen'*
Hot take: this all started with people personifying the Companion Cube and has spiraled hellishly out of control ever since
He pulled a Markiplier
Zanny you know you only came here to scream in horror and awe of the 9ft 500lbs large vampire woman.
Where’d it say she weighs 500 pounds?
i mean who didnt?
@Dr Disconect I see…
I only play for the lore
The lore:
YES I MADE IT 690 LIKES
Lady D and her daughters: telling zanny they are going to kill him
Zanny: don’t threaten me with a good time
No worries, Lady D car crashed anyway
I wonder if they noticed how big one if his pockets was.
Lady D... never calling her that. nope.
Join the darkside
@@xdsmile5359 yo dudes, the empire's pretty chill, maybe you could like join it or something
7:01 Zanny: She's just standing there seductive- *menacingly*
Almost gave it away
@Wick Vreden van No shit, Sherlock
@Wick Vreden van Thanks, Captain Obvious
@Yuri stan, You Don’t Say!
@@somehistorynerd Man removed his comment because he couldn't accept the simple truth.
"Now i'll never lose my virginity"
"I should go back to saving my daughter"
ooo lucky unlucky
What if he got his kid through IVF??
Could be adopted
I would make a "sweet home alabama" joke, but ethens daughter is an infent.
@@veellseamus399 even better
Lady Dimitrescu: *Exists*
Zanny to his girlfriend: I have found a new apprentice. One far taller and more powerful.
His new apprentice is kind of a bully though. She turned into Wolverine and shanked him. Also, speaking of Star Wars, he should play Battlefront II again like once a month (not all the time).
W h y
@@afellowcrusader2888 sorry, I was just trying to be funny. If I made you confused or upset, I apologize.
@@jacksonbooth1105 no I’m just confused that you managed to remember that line in turn it to something funny
I saw the thumbnail and was already like “Oh no…”
Owno
Ow hell naw you mean
I said ''oh yes''
Stop stealing comments bot
Hi mr. sandwich I watch you
*”How would it even work? She’s gonna crush my pelvis.”*
Zanny’s asking the real questions that we need answers to.
Gets Hand chopped
Zan: *Dies of laughter*
Of course, Ethan needed a hand with that.
Zanny: Attempts to kill the baby
Guy: Steals baby
Zanny: NO NOT MY KID
Me when my kid has my keys
Sounds like my parents when they tried to get an abortion and then trying to keep benefits after social services tried putting me up for adoption
@@marcus14659 you good buddy?
Lol
@@marcus14659 Man, have you found some closure? Your parents sound like dreadful people.
They really should have an ending with Ethan deciding to be left hanging
Like in Fallout 4 but here you live happily as their pet for the rest of your life, which isnt very long
@@fuchsmichael93 You mean Far Cry? I haven’t played fallout so idk
@@krok2112 Oh, yeah my Bad. I meant Far Cry 4 where Padan tells you to wait. Thx
I consider that canon
@@fuchsmichael93 I Mean when he escape he doesn't live longer tho😳
“Death by Snoo snoo” killed me
Snu snu
same it got me as well.
Futurama reference lol
"Ethan, set your hand on fire. We'll use it as a torch." I love it.
Ethan hands when blocking "It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable"
Have I already seen an entire playthrough?
"Yes"
Am I still gonna watch Zanny's one?
"Also yes"
Yes
Y E S
Y 3 s
y E S
I just finished watching FaZe Jev play it
"It's not my fault. Why are you even weak to bullets"
Something about this made me smile
This guys laugh is a work of art
I know it’s so great
*"A gun has a tube,*
*which can shoot the boob." - Sun Tzu*
Underated comment
Three seconds in and Zanny has already tried to put Rose in a toilet
Thats how you know it'll be a good video
@@bananabanana1985 yup
i would too kids are a waste
Yo wassup vape cat
@@EpicZAZAlord your parents should have thought that too :D
"I need an adult. Someone containe me!" Had me laughin hard my dog got scared
Zanny: It's just a baby. Why does it look like that?
Me: *sweats in blob baby monster*
Me too I wanna see him play that bit
"That sign won't stop me, I can't read."
Suddenly this all makes sense
All the nightmares
@@mide8845 The missions, the nightmares... They're all over. Rest in peace fives.
Miro: *Having fun in waterpool*
Kirin: *Vietnam flashbacks*
They’re in the trees
@@OrdinaryGatez and the trees speak vietnamese
@@FXG4MERR okay where is the lumberjacks?
Oh yeah
Who
1:22 "in this village, only evil resides"
zanny, the man who created his father.
Zanny making jokes about the hands without realizing that it’s a plot point is actually way funnier than it should be.
Zanny: “I think the game wants me to escape, but I’m gonna wait for them to come back.”
Me: “Is he gonna say it?”
Zanny: “Death by Snu-Snu.”
Me: “YES!”
Exactly...
i can hear the loot crate "YES!"
Ethan's hands regenerate faster than Majin Buu
Yes sir
Hi act man
Go away nerd man
Prosthetic limb generator, Ethan winters 🤣
Peace
After seeing him just pop his hand back on I'm convinced Ethan is a lego
He’s actually mold
@@ballsdeep6924 It was a joke, also your name is cursed.
@@lizflessert2427 my name is Klein
@@ballsdeep6924 I meant your username, in a good way, sorry.
@@lizflessert2427 It’s a reference to SAO Abridged, every time someone points out my username I respond like the character in the show
Miro: having the time of his life
Kirin: *PERISH*
Conspiracy: Zanny kept the baby to sacrifice later in case his Destiny game starts lagging
“I will sacrifice a thousand children before I let this internet connection die!” - Zanny (Probably)
He should use it in case Battlefront II lags.
After sacrificing 1 million children zanny will have to beat internet on this planet
Not the smallen
"I must inform Mother Miranda"
Hentaï protagonist : this is where the fun begin
Haven't checked, but probably there is 5000+ R34 and 20+ doujins about this
@@mariobartolini2158 well I checked and yes
,,I am but a humble merchant"
,,No you're a heart disease-"
The merchant never recovered from how much he was flamed
Jesus Christ
Literally Jack Horner just without the magic.
5:13 Zanny: "Nice try game, I saw clips of that on twitter. I knew it was coming." *not even 3 seconds later*
Zanny: *Manly scream*
Also Zanny: "The music is most of it, it's not even the jumpscares." *Proceed's to get jumpscared*
Talk about perfect timing, am I right?
He said “I’m Asian, let’s not have high expectations”. I’m dead 💀😂🤣
Same lmao
"I'm Asian so let's not have high expectations"
That had me rolling
I was dead af 💯🤣🤣
"Why are you weak to bullets?" Zanny asking the real questions.
2:19 when Zanny started feeling scared to stand up from his desk, I felt that ✊🥺
If he's taking these weak jumpscares that heavily, Zanny will literally die at the doll house.
If he doesn't upload in a week, then that's probably what happened
I completely forgot about the doll house, do you think the video is gonna be titled Resident evil village where I just scream
i mean the doll house isnt that bad. only bad thing is the baby part
Problem with that is the game strips your inventory, so you know there's no danger, so all tension is lost. And that fetus was unintentional comedy.
I can't wait
Aight where’s the oven? I pms with laughter within 45 secs. Zanny you are a legend
15 seconds
@@liar2k5 too clever 😂😂
Then you must piss your self everyday
Always has been
GaY
I just like how his voiceovers sound so casual in a horror game, then just suddenly starts screeching like a damn siren XDD
Ethan: loses both both hands "t'is but a scratch"
He gets stabbed and jabbed multiple times "Flesh wound"
“I’m Asian, let’s not have crazy expectations.” Lol 😂
i dont get it can u please explain
@@bekrox64 he's implying that in his culture due to anime, manga and other culture based forums that he is going '''to get some'' at the end of the day.
@@donjoel6754 nah cuz people think asians have smol pps
Ethan has more hand injuries than all the Skywalkers combined.
Speaking of the Skywalker family, Zanny should play Battlefront II again.
Well yes you are correct
No one can kill a Skywalker!
@@codyrawiri-pettit5526 Except another skywalker
@@aroyalduck167
Marvel: I used the stones to destroy the stones
Star Wars: I used the chosen one to destroy the chosen one
8:49 that scream 😳
2:50 got me dying on the floor.
Kirin: What even is life? The void is my only home now
warframe reference ?
Zanny giggling like a schoolboy every single time a member of the house Dimitrescu shows up
“Someone give me a hand”
I fucking lost it and I wasn’t even a minute in.
6:48:
"Shes gonna crush my pelvis"
Those who didnt get it...tune in to nickelodeon!
"Oh, It's just a baby."
*wHeRE's thE OvEn*
Oh boy wait till he 'encounters' the one in the *basement*
So he never found the oven..... but he found the toilet
Remember guys, if you’re having a bad day, it could always be worse. You could be Ethan’s Hands
Used and abused 😔
They are apparently made of diamonds though, so it can't be all bad
@@blazingblight2706 I don’t want to be a mood killer but in the last game he was forced to eat a mold and it gave him regeneration power
@@borkbork6888 I don't remember that at all
@@pappazmurf the guy in re7 force fed it to you
2:36 oh my...
Ethan: *gets hand cut off*
Zanny: "I found that funny asf"
2:47
Zanny: woah woah I'm Asian, don't have too much expectations.
God that's relatable
Nonsense we've seen his For honor fashion
@@dreadnaughty2604 yes
*Get's fingers bitten off*
*Wedding ring still on*
Ethan: "Dammit, I can't catch a break."
Zanny: It’s actually kinda cute
Also Zanny: Weres the oven
Zanny's little hehehehehehe whenever either the daughters or Dimitrescu appear is hilarious
That potion is so miraculous, not only can regenerate human tissue from severed limbs, but also regenerates the fabric from severed jackets and undershirts
It's liquid duct tape
Actually it's not really the healing potion it's that Ethan was dead 3 years ago but was brought back to life by the mold, thats why he can reattach hands and limbs with simple healing items.
@@ongchienmeng7771 Watch what you say friend, some people might be reading this without having finished the story and you would spoil them to death with this!
Nevertheless, my comment was about how the potion regenerates TOO the fabric of clothes, you missed the context ;p
@@ongchienmeng7771 wha... bruh
@@ongchienmeng7771 ah ok. i was thinking it was like some tom and jerry type of cartoon logic. that makes perfect sense
The voice actor that voiced Cassandra, Jeanette Maus, unfortunately passed away in January before the final game was released. May she rest in peace.
May She Rest In Mold
Man cancer is such a super picky disease. Always taking great people. My condolences.
@@bengsynthmusic I read this as "Man cancer" and was very confused for a while
That’s bela! Cassandras va is the one that passed away sadly :((
@@bengsynthmusic Yep I lost my old man to cancer. I miss him every day.
Zanny: *gets stabbed in the chest*
Also Zanny: *”May I sniff?”*
1:36
Burned to death
"HAHAHAHA"
Alternate title zanny plays a scary game and didn’t take his medication
Big lady: there will be enough for everyone...
Zanny: Okay, I’m Asian.. I’m just saying, let’s not have crazy expectations 😂😂
Fair warning
Misread that as Aslan
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@IlLupoAC Lion-Yu
3:15 oh no death by snu snu! Broken pelvis
3:03 Snipers finding a good spot be like:
You know a game isn't that scary if Zanny doesn't scream every 3 seconds.
there's a very certain part of the game that's just randomly scarier than all the rest..I'd love to see him play that part
The scene where Ethan gets brought into the Dimitrescu’s room Zanny was just a twitch chat
No,he is a man of culture
Zanny calling his gf: ''Hey, do you have victorian era clothes''
Gf: ''Not this shit again...''
Ethan: gets his hand chopped off
Also Ethan: puts it back on like a LEGO piece
Hey Zan this was a very enjoyable video, many funny moments and good memories
First
Wow, a verified chanel that doesn't have a thousand likes, or is swarmed by comments.
That's a first
@@tahraki4918 cause it's 40 minutes old haha
@@smoothsa420 you'd be surprised how quickly replies can flood in within just 10 minutes.
Hi Jeff :)
“I am but a humble merchant”
“No your heart disease”
7:25 that scream thou
This guy is fucking hilarious---
"in this village only evil resides, *BAHHHHHHH* "
"I am but a humble merchant" " *nah your heart desease* "
"Where do they have rose?!" " *fuck rose let's go home* "
"Your tonight's main dish~" " *well tonight's main dish is aroused* "
" *gets jumpscared* " " *SCREEEEEEEEE* "
" *lady throws vanity* " " *God I wish that was me* "
" *sees lady* " " *SCREEEEEEEEEEE* "
That miro commercial break was timed perfectly
I love how the main character never shows any signs of pain and when his hand is cut off instead of screaming in pain he just grabs his arm and says “AH SHIT”
Let's put it this way: he's had that exact hand cut off before. there are not explicitly stated but rather heavily implied reasons behind his insane survivability and healing, but those aren't very important, just that he's about 20% of the way to becoming 70% mold, and the stuff he pours on himself brings out the only useful bit about that.
@@Santisima_Trinidad "he's about 20% of the way to becoming 70% mold"
Couldn't you just you know... Say he's about 50% mold?
@@SoraR123 I could, but that doesn't convey the right impression. He's not 50% mold, he's 20% of the way to becoming 70% mold,.70% mold being the rough percentage of mold that a Mold is formed of, and 20% being to progression of the mold Ethan has towards making him 70% mold.
@@Santisima_Trinidad it was his left hand that was cut off in Re7, and he's not 70% mold, he literally *is* the mold
@@tgirl_fangs all my information comes from two commentars on a resident evil 8 playthrough, any and all inaccuracies are Because of them.
I love how people are like “HOW CAN HE JUST REATTACHED HIS HAND LIKE THAT” like people forgot the fact his hand was STAPLED BACK TO HIS ARM
“where is the oven?!”
laughs in geralt
I like that Miro is having the time of his life while Kirin has this „why are we still here? Just to suffer?” Look on his face.
Idc abt the dogs and you arent funny :/
@@horndogblitz2178 Did anybody ask for your opinion?
"Ethan set your hand on fire. We 'll use it as a torch" how not to love Zanny?
Unpossible
@@GrassPokeKing Possiblen't
Miro: Having fun in the pool
Kirin: I just want the commercial break to be all mine again
“Now I’m never loosing my virginity”- The Guy on his way to safe his biological daughter
Zanny: makes a video
Everyone: I've been waiting a long time for this
I've been looking forward to this
@@abenijenhuis194 lollipops
Me seeing another UA-camr's video being posted*
"Why are you here? I was expecting another Zanny upload."
@@mintyboi also known as cavities on a stick
Y E S
“The absolute detail in this castle is bananas”
Me watching in 144p: hm, yes, quite
"Oh shit he's in a castle now???"
@@brawler8839 "he's in a castle now"
@@trashratius "damn i thought that collection of pixels was like a fuckin mcdonalds or somethin"
@@brawler8839 wait he is inside ?
@@OrangeXJam oh shit he playing a video game? I thought this was just one of those pictures that changes the image when you tilt it but is never actually a clear image.
*Hand gets chopped clean off.*
Zany: *Laughs hysterically.*
Lady Dimi: You’ve gone absolutely mad…
JESUS ZANNY YOU ALMOST KILLED ME! I swallowing a piece of chicken and this man says "I need a hand" AND I ALMOST CHOKE TO DEATH BECAUSE I START LAUGHING
Lady Dimitrescu: *Wants to kill Ethan but she's thicc*
Zanny: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
9:17 "Now I'm never going to lose my verginity"
Wait, wasn't he holding a baby at the start of the game?
Wait so you mean.. The baby came from.. That..?
Mitosis
@@peoplebullyme8198 bro whattttt mitosis has nothin to do with this. If it was the real baby it would be meiosis first of all, and that is only to replicate gametes (sperm and egg cells), the sperm cell then fertilizes the egg cell, and conception occurs where a zygote is produced. Then the zygote becomes a solid ball of cells, then a hollow ball of cells known as a blastocysts. Then the blastocysts implant on the walls of the uterus where then it develops into an embryo. Then, the embryonic cells duplicate through the process of mitosis, and they begin their process of specialization and differentiation, in order to form a baby.
“Alright where’s the oven” Had me laughing for the whole video lol
The part that Zanny said your a heart disease to the merchant killed me man 😂😂😂
this video is actually just pent up trauma of zanny being shorter than everybody else. Lady dimitrescu is actually 5'11
"That baby looks kinda cute. NoW wHeReS tHe OvEn"
-zanny 2021
The witcher 3 reference....i hope xD
his laugh is more contagious than COVID lmao
Miro: Gladiator when he is with PK
Kirin: Romans Depression
Miro: *hapé dog noises*
Kirin: *why are we still here? Just to suffer?*
Zanny the kind of guy to see a baby being kidnapped and compare it to The Younglings
"what are my hands made of?"
*MOLD*
I like how Ethan can glue his severed hand back on like it’s leech therapy (but without the leech) but he can’t get his missing fingers back