Piss Poor Ports 4

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @GameSack
    @GameSack  Рік тому +61

    What are some ports you consider PISS POOR? I know Mortal Kombat 3 on Game Gear was mentioned. What else?

    • @KillThad
      @KillThad Рік тому +12

      Mortal Kombat 4 for Game Boy Color.

    • @santimaci
      @santimaci Рік тому +5

      red dead redemption on ps3 yikes if you ask me

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 Рік тому +3

      College Football '97 is a magical slideshow on SNES.
      It may be the worst game on the system.

    • @JomasterTheSecond
      @JomasterTheSecond Рік тому +6

      Revolution X. Even the "best" port of it is still really, really, REALLY bad.

    • @jcags
      @jcags Рік тому +3

      I don't know if it's in one of the other episodes but Batman Return of The Joker on the Genesis and the unreleased SNES port sucked ass. I didn't understand why the game was considered one of the best Batman games ever because I played the Genesis version first.

  • @kayceecheshall2818
    @kayceecheshall2818 Рік тому +204

    I'd love an episode of nothing but complaints about US Gold games.

    • @rebeccasam3434
      @rebeccasam3434 Рік тому +4

      I'm not 100% sure if I've played one (didn't they do a probably awful Strider sequel?) but those two SF2 ports were astounding! The GB and Master System can do better I think (at least the GBC did for sure, though it's a lot more powerful) but those were just hilariously bad!

    • @esmerylan
      @esmerylan Рік тому +5

      Especially the ones done by Tiertex. Would a deep dive into their library break Joe completely?

    • @matthewnikitas8905
      @matthewnikitas8905 Рік тому

      All of them are straight up trash. Especially ones developed by Tiertex

    • @XenonXyanide
      @XenonXyanide Рік тому +2

      Yes, this totally. Bad Amiga ports are fascinating, usually due to the extreme time constraints and budgets, that a small team or person had to develop the port.

    • @rebeccasam3434
      @rebeccasam3434 Рік тому +1

      @@esmerylan oh no, I hadn’t heard of that developer, what did they make?

  • @RomanLugina
    @RomanLugina Рік тому +38

    The best retro gaming channel period

  • @LockieNZ
    @LockieNZ Рік тому +16

    I had to pause for a bit, because I thought you said that Thunder Spirits, for the Super Nintendo was published by SEGA!
    A quick google revealed it was actually Seika 😅

    • @GameSack
      @GameSack  Рік тому +6

      LOL. I was pretty surprised when I learned that TechnoSoft did the port themselves. I don't think they put much love into it.

    • @64-Bit-Gamer
      @64-Bit-Gamer Рік тому +3

      I also heard Sega

    • @Adamtendo_player_1
      @Adamtendo_player_1 Рік тому +1

      It sounded like Sega to me. I was like what Sega publishing a game for the SNES? And I was like wow, SEGA actually published a game for Nintendo system back then LOL.

    • @Rabbitlord108
      @Rabbitlord108 Рік тому

      @@GameSack Who knows. Perhaps said port suffered from being a lower priority for TechnoSoft at the time.

    • @LockieNZ
      @LockieNZ Рік тому

      @@Rabbitlord108 Probably the SNES lacking Blast Processing 😂

  • @alainsoucysergerie9879
    @alainsoucysergerie9879 Рік тому +13

    How they write Balrog correctly at first only to "correct" it to Barlog afterwards is crazy enough, but the announcer saying the name wrong too is just incredible...!

    • @rebeccasam3434
      @rebeccasam3434 Рік тому +2

      Could that be because they couldn’t get the voice right, and had the graphics reflect it? 😅

    • @rebeccasam3434
      @rebeccasam3434 Рік тому +1

      @@jash21222 yeah, I guess I misunderstood. That’s funny then!

  • @AmberShort
    @AmberShort Рік тому +112

    I like how Joe isn't afraid to speak his mind. Keep on being you Joe. 😆

    • @DenkyManner
      @DenkyManner Рік тому +16

      Gamesack is a pretty cool guy and eh doesn't afraid of anything

    • @mmpsp693
      @mmpsp693 Рік тому +1

      Love the Mercs gameplay video on the side at the end

    • @nightzelmods
      @nightzelmods Рік тому +9

      What would he be afraid of? Devs from 30 years ago? 😂

    • @AmberShort
      @AmberShort Рік тому

      Watch the video again Nightmodz.

    • @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852
      @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 Рік тому

      ​@@nightzelmodsIt's from a meme.

  • @Cyberbrickmaster1986
    @Cyberbrickmaster1986 Рік тому +26

    I'm so happy to see that Piss Poor Ports has finally made a comeback after so long! Shame there's little to no spitting this time.

  • @hanginglow420
    @hanginglow420 Рік тому +11

    I'm a new subscriber to the channel. I've heard of Game Sack but just never checked it out and that was a mistake. This is legitimately one of the best Video Game based channels on youtube. Keep up the excellent work Joe !

    • @GameSack
      @GameSack  Рік тому +10

      Thanks! Always glad to hear when people discover the channel. Hope you stay. :)

  • @princekev45
    @princekev45 Рік тому +16

    I love the endings on each episode. Keep up the great work!😂

    • @rebeccasam3434
      @rebeccasam3434 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, they’re really fun.
      He’s been doing something special with all this.
      I love the ridiculous interstitial stuff like putting rygar in an nes backwards and things like that I’ve seen 😂

  • @AdamJamesNoyce
    @AdamJamesNoyce Рік тому +9

    My wife and I have a little game we play. She bets me that every episode of Game Sack will mention either the NEO Geo or Shinobi, two things she never heard about until we got together and I started watching Game Sack. I lose those bets more often than not.

    • @AnthonyFlack
      @AnthonyFlack Рік тому +1

      If there are people in the world who haven't heard of the Neo Geo or Shinobi, then obviously they still aren't being mentioned enough. Maybe next time you get coffee, order it for Shinobi.

  • @angryretrogamer7313
    @angryretrogamer7313 Рік тому +10

    Me and my older brother use to invite friends over for Madden tournaments on the genesis. That was when the Sega Genesis was like magic to me especially Ghouls n Ghosts. My goal in madden football was to get the ambulance to come out and run over the players. Its hard to do. Sacking the QB enough times he will get injured. I didn't even care about winning the game. The ambulance was my win on the rare occasions i got to see it. Sega Genesis is still probably my favorite game console. Herzog Zewi and road rash along with Skitchin. I actually still own them today and i got them when i was around 10 years old. Still have my Genesis too. I enjoy all game sack episodes and am awaiting those Sunday mornings every time. Thanks Joe for making the show and making it so dam good. Even without Dave😉

  • @Mr_Wheez
    @Mr_Wheez Рік тому +22

    Best show in the world that deserves waaay more followers. Thx for countless hours of entertainment ❤. Piss poor ports make a piss poor Sunday morning awesome!

  • @King_K_Rool_
    @King_K_Rool_ Рік тому +44

    An improved port of Alien Syndrome would have made for a nice early Genesis game. Shame they didn't do that!

    • @caseyhayes4590
      @caseyhayes4590 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, Genesis could have got very close to 1:1 except for how bright the colors are on arcade. A great port would have been nearly as popular as G&G which was one of the more popular early games. I think they could've just done it as an arcade style game but with limited continues, unlike Shinobi where it was great they reinvented it for console.

    • @rebeccasam3434
      @rebeccasam3434 Рік тому

      Ghouls and Ghosts on genesis is literally the only game in the series I like! @@caseyhayes4590

    • @AnthonyFlack
      @AnthonyFlack Рік тому +1

      @@caseyhayes4590 - it's a crying shame that there was never an accurate port of the original Shinobi, though. The PC Engine version is only so-so.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 6 місяців тому

      Which reminds me - didn't Joe do Alien Syndrome here already? He even goes through the exact same points, even the Tengen N. E. S. port!

  • @jrchmgn.
    @jrchmgn. Рік тому +5

    I always listen to Game Sack before going to sleep, always play Oldest to newest until I fall asleep. Love their voice and humor. Kudos and God bless.

  • @MagisterHamid
    @MagisterHamid Рік тому +52

    Here’s an idea for an episode: Console games that got an arcade port. Games such as F-Zero AX, Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing Arcade, Twisted: Nitro Stunt Racing, Virtua Fighter Remix, Baku Baku Animal, Decathlete

    • @BMPK
      @BMPK Рік тому

      silent scope or was that after

    • @MagisterHamid
      @MagisterHamid Рік тому

      @@BMPK that was first in arcades

    • @jessragan6714
      @jessragan6714 Рік тому

      Cosmic Chasm for the Vectrex! That got an arcade port!

    • @Rtype90mk2
      @Rtype90mk2 Рік тому +1

      Bomberman would count, in fact there is a couple Bomberman Arcade games.

    • @rebeccasam3434
      @rebeccasam3434 Рік тому

      That’s kind of intriguing, and could include those nes games I guess.
      Thunder Force 3 I guess it was actually fits this!
      If it’s actually easy, I’d probably like it. Certainly looks good enough and fun enough.

  • @OkamiAuraHenshin
    @OkamiAuraHenshin Рік тому +19

    Hey Joe, FYI the GB port of Street Fighter II does have individual endings but you have to beat the game on 3 star difficulty or higher to see them.

    • @rebeccasam3434
      @rebeccasam3434 Рік тому +1

      Interesting.
      Street Fighter Alpha (I think?) on gbc is supposed to actually be good, and while gbc is way more powerful, I do wonder if they could have made sf2 work on gb better.
      Maybe degrade the graphics some and focus more on the gameplay?

    • @fattomandeibu
      @fattomandeibu Рік тому +1

      @@rebeccasam3434 I have SFA on GBC and it's simple. They did away with the big sprites and used smaller 8x16 pixel ones, this means both characters could be hardware sprites, GB SF2 used hardware sprites for player 1 and software sprites on the CPU using background tiles for player 2. With the CPU unburdened from having to redraw about a third of the screen every frame, it can draw more frames and give a smoother experience using similar hardware.
      It's not as good as people say it is, BTW, but considering it's on GBC they did really well making it run like it did.

    • @rebeccasam3434
      @rebeccasam3434 Рік тому

      @@fattomandeibu thanks for the explanation! That’s really interesting. I guess that explains both how the characters are so big on the original gameboy game (throw all your sprites into creating a single character), and why it’s so choppy. It’s kind of impressive, but I think it was the wrong direction to go.
      That is such an interesting solution, even if it doesn’t seem to totally work!
      So the game boy color supports 8 x 16 pixels sprites? My understanding is NES only supports 8 x 8? Wasn’t until the TurboGrafx/Genesis/super Nintendo that you started getting more sprite sizes?
      I didn’t notice that while to me the games didn’t look all that much better, the NEOGEO pocket color fighting games FELT right to play
      There’s so much about so many systems I wish I understood better, I love games, I love tech, so the intersection is super fun to me

    • @fattomandeibu
      @fattomandeibu Рік тому +1

      @@rebeccasam3434 I can't remember how big GB sprites are, but I believe it is pretty much the same spec as NES on sprite size and number.
      It wasn't really that rare to use software sprites, as a lot of computer systems used for gaming systems(computers like the ZX Spectrum, Amstrad CPC, Atari ST and IBM PC) wouldn't have hardware sprites at all and every game would have to use something similar.
      Keep in mind with the Neo Geo Pocket is that it is from 10 years after the Game Boy. It can handle bigger sprites and a higher number of them without breaking much of a sweat.

    • @rebeccasam3434
      @rebeccasam3434 Рік тому

      @@fattomandeibu I guess I do know even on the nes that they’d use backgrounds as moving characters basically…Megaman 1 did that even. Snes games used backgrounds so they could have giant characters that scaled. In both cases it would often be against a black background, which looked fine!
      But it wouldn’t have occurred to me about street fighter two on the game boy! I recently found out that punch out does some interesting stuff with that.
      I’m trying to remember for sure… I think little Mac and Mario are actually background tiles, and the only sprites are the big bosses, like they’re using all of the sprites to compose them.
      Unless I have that screwed up… And it’s really interesting like movement that little Mac does is actually scrolling, some of it, ditto for Mario, so not all of it is the CPU having to do new tiles, some of it it’s just a GPU scrolling!
      I don’t know, it’s just really interesting stuff
      But I had thought that the NES was only 8 x 8 sprites and you didn’t get anything larger until the TurboGrafx 16, genesis, and super Nintendo, but I could totally be wrong about that… Unless that is a new capability of the game boy color, since it is a lot more capable in different ways!
      I wish there was a resource that would list all of this and exactly have a hardware worked, like I found different sites but it’s often incomplete or doesn’t list stuff for every system .

  • @laboratoryrack6488
    @laboratoryrack6488 Рік тому +9

    The writing on this episode feels more inspired than usual (at least enough for me to notice). Nice to see that after all these years Joe still manages to surprise.

  • @robintst
    @robintst Рік тому +2

    "Hey, SNES! Scroll the screen and move a ton of small sprites around really fast!"
    SNES: **has a stroke**

  • @ThroughAGlass_Darkly
    @ThroughAGlass_Darkly Рік тому +103

    I love how your hatred for the word "shmup" has endured through all these years 😂 thanks for another great episode, Game Sack is a guaranteed solid watch.

    • @ДенисЕвсеев-м4ы
      @ДенисЕвсеев-м4ы Рік тому +7

      It sounds like shmuck

    • @BashoftheMonth
      @BashoftheMonth Рік тому +12

      It has nothing on "metroidvania".

    • @ciaranmccarthy
      @ciaranmccarthy Рік тому +11

      It will always be "shoot 'em ups" to me.

    • @Rando1975
      @Rando1975 Рік тому +4

      I can't stand that term either.

    • @ciaranmccarthy
      @ciaranmccarthy Рік тому +3

      One I've only heard recently is "STG," which is a term used in Japan for "shooting game" apparently. I like shoot 'em up as it fits well with beat 'em up.

  • @atn7092
    @atn7092 Рік тому +1

    MERCS playing sideways on the TV set behind Joe is commitment to the bit I can get behind 😂

  • @xyvillanueva4936
    @xyvillanueva4936 Рік тому +4

    Joe Redifer! Always looking forward to your Game Sack episodes! Makes my day! 👍👍

  • @Pooby1000
    @Pooby1000 Рік тому +1

    Oh Game Sack, I can always count on you to be there to soothe my Sunday morning hangover.

  • @marbles8641
    @marbles8641 Рік тому +1

    Neighbors dad had an Amiga growing up. He never let either of us play the system because it was his baby.
    I remember he got SF2, and my friend claimed it was arcade perfecf, Chunli didn't even wear panties (we were 12).
    Thank you for clearing a 30-year memory.

  • @Dac_vak
    @Dac_vak Рік тому +8

    Thanks for the vid, Joe. Another great episode!
    Edit: Ahahah the “Barlog” edit killed me

  • @nickfmn
    @nickfmn Рік тому +4

    The Sega Master System port of Street Fighter II let you use the Sega Genesis 6-button controller for the complete move set.

  • @ilikecurry2345
    @ilikecurry2345 Рік тому +2

    7:27
    A similar thing happened with the Game Grumps, although they trudged on through rather than resetting it because they thought it was hilarious.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 Рік тому

      Also, congrats, Joe, for finally covering an MS-DOS game!

  • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
    @THENAMEISQUICKMAN Рік тому +1

    Just so you know, Street Fighter 2 on Game Boy DOES have character endings, but you don't get them if you're playing on a low difficulty. This happened in other ports of Street Fighter 2 and even other fighting games like the SNES version of Killer Instinct.

  • @n00bc0de7
    @n00bc0de7 Рік тому +10

    Every new Madden is just a port of the previous year 😂

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 Рік тому +1

      That would be an improvement.
      Modern Madden has lost a ton of features since the PS2/Gamecube/Xbox original days.

  • @marcianzero_yt
    @marcianzero_yt Рік тому +7

    I had played the SNES version of SF2 in a department store. Loved it. So when I heard about it being released for my trusty Amiga, I had to have it. Pre-ordered it. Two month allowance used for it. Played it to death. Overlooked all the flaws. I had SF2!!! ;)

    • @gadgetvideos
      @gadgetvideos Рік тому +1

      Me too! I got a pirated version of SF II for the Amiga back then and although it wasn't as good as the console versions I had a lot of fun with. I bought Mortal Kombat for the Amiga in the department store and I also thought it was an OK version of the aracade game. I never regretted my purchase. The Amiga ports of those fighting games may have not aged well. But back in the old days there was nothing like it, so the standards were lower.

    • @FallicIdol
      @FallicIdol Рік тому

      And the sad thing is, static screen shots for that port look pretty good. Its only seeing it in motion that you know you were duped. I bet they fooled a lot of people

  • @Harperlarp
    @Harperlarp Рік тому

    'Outlawed in 16 states' made me chortle good. Another classic skit :)

  • @rufusray
    @rufusray Рік тому +1

    Twice the piss and vinegar? Cant pass that up lol

  • @moverofobjects
    @moverofobjects Рік тому +2

    Joe have you considered doing An episode dedicated to the worst attributes of certain games? Worst screen tearing, draw distances, worst parallax, sound, Etc? It would be informative to show us the juxtaposition of the great when shown the worst.

  • @Kohaku233
    @Kohaku233 Рік тому +4

    Yes finally another Piss Poor Ports! I love these videos.

  • @KeepEatingIt
    @KeepEatingIt Рік тому +2

    This makes me smile on the toilet!

  • @ShinobiNeon
    @ShinobiNeon Рік тому +4

    I'm actually kinda disappointed that during the Mercs segment, we didn't get an explosive, adrenaline-pumping, screaming-at-the-top-of-your-lungs, "TAAAAAATTTEEEE MOOOOODDDDEEEE!"

  • @orderofmagnitude-TPATP
    @orderofmagnitude-TPATP Рік тому +1

    No idea why, but this is one of my fave subjects on game sack

  • @johneygd
    @johneygd Рік тому +1

    the last part was the funniest part and with a controller you’re not only controlling the console but also at what’s happening on screen and you’re also controlling your mind as well,hence the name CONTROLLER🤣🤣

  • @DGFTardin
    @DGFTardin Рік тому +4

    Joe hates Alien Syndrome on SMS so much he added it again lol

    • @CarloNassar
      @CarloNassar Рік тому

      Yeah, that pretty much explains it. I'm surprised he didn't also bring up the NES version for comparison a second time.

    • @Prizrak-hv6qk
      @Prizrak-hv6qk 7 місяців тому

      Thanks for brining this up. I thought that I was going crazy, remembering that he already bashed that one.

  • @crohns8263
    @crohns8263 Рік тому +4

    Considering it's the Gameboy, I'd say Street fighter 2 was a pretty damn good port.

  • @Vinicius_Berger
    @Vinicius_Berger Рік тому +1

    23:48 Mercs was also released in Brazil on the Master System.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 8 місяців тому

      Let me guess. Does the company rhyme with "Neck Boy" and come from a country where they levy heavy taxes about 5 times more than the games themselves?

  • @weeblbob233
    @weeblbob233 Рік тому +4

    I love shmup games. That being said thanks for reminding me about SF2 on snes. Its been years since I replayed my cartridge.

  • @PKMNwww411_MkII
    @PKMNwww411_MkII Рік тому +2

    The SFII bootleg from Korea is a surprisingly good port.
    The NES port of Alien Syndrome developed by Sanritsu was released in Japan by Sunsoft.
    Ports of NES games on PC were usually crap.

  • @zg-it
    @zg-it Рік тому +1

    I didn't think I'd spend my Sunday morning watching Joe show off his different sticks.

  • @JustinLeeper
    @JustinLeeper Рік тому

    I was really expecting to see Steel Battalion’s joystick at the end. But nope, you zigged when I thought you’d zag. 😂

  • @americanmeowth3336
    @americanmeowth3336 Рік тому

    THanks for the vid! The outtro skits continue to be a complete hoot.

  • @EEEasdfasdc
    @EEEasdfasdc Рік тому +8

    just sat down to take what feels like will be an extremely difficult BM, and saw this new episode. Thanks for easing my pain a little bit, Joe

    • @colddogs
      @colddogs Рік тому +5

      difficult baby mamas are the worst

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell Рік тому

      Same. It's 40 minutes later now, I hope it came out ok. Wish me luck!

    • @EEEasdfasdc
      @EEEasdfasdc Рік тому

      @@JaredConnell thanks man, took some work and determination but finally expelled the evil within. Did it around the 12 minute mark

    • @RootVegetabIe
      @RootVegetabIe Рік тому

      Water and fibre, my blocked-up friend.

  • @mrdeatheli
    @mrdeatheli Рік тому +2

    Shmup is for shmucks! I'll die on this hill with you, Joe!

  • @TheFLOMAN76
    @TheFLOMAN76 Рік тому +1

    I love some Sack!!
    Game, that is.
    Good stuff Joe 🤘

  • @Lenskee
    @Lenskee Рік тому

    Music in the SF2 port for Amiga kicks ass even to this day! Us, Slavs, didn't know any better back then, so we played this choppyness like crazy! Fun times. 😂

  • @markmyers6756
    @markmyers6756 Рік тому

    Mercs was one of the games my dad got with our Sega back in the day.

  • @JoeStuffzAlt
    @JoeStuffzAlt Рік тому +1

    I sometimes forget how impressive the Genesis / Mega Drive could sound with the right composer

  • @darrnellnott07
    @darrnellnott07 Рік тому +1

    More like "Con-Troll" lol love the skits every time

  • @TheSnoopyclone
    @TheSnoopyclone Рік тому

    Mercs was such a great game for the genesis. I always thought it was a 2 player game but it was only single player. Played every mode with every weapon on every difficulty. It was fun.

  • @peteanderson2533
    @peteanderson2533 Рік тому +2

    The control stick for the Master System is truely bizarre lol!

  • @Athesies
    @Athesies Рік тому +12

    You've got some awesome series on this channel dude, stoked to see another P.P.P. episode

    • @Hijynx87
      @Hijynx87 Рік тому

      You down with ppp yeah you know me!

  • @3vi1J
    @3vi1J Рік тому

    lol... I loved that Sega Control Stick! I used one with my Commodore 64 for years. Durable and dependable!

  • @neoasura
    @neoasura Рік тому +1

    The gameboy did have some good 8-bit renditions of the music from Street Fighter 2.

  • @voltcorp
    @voltcorp Рік тому

    great jokes on this one
    I chuckled at "jimmy cameron" and forgetting the word for vertical screen mode

  • @skins4thewin
    @skins4thewin Рік тому

    Lol love how you picked the worst Joystick by far at the end 😅

  • @LXZ
    @LXZ Рік тому +1

    Hi. Just quickly wanted to mention that Motor Raid can be played as an Arcade Game in the Judgement games... 😏😏😏

  • @DJSpaceRetrotunes
    @DJSpaceRetrotunes 7 місяців тому

    I still own the Street Fighter 2 PC (DOS) game and used to play it on my 386DX PC. As far as I remember there are sound fx using Soundblaster card. The sounds resembling kicks and punches though are just white noises and one note synth sounds produced by the YM3812 chip. No PCM sounds at all.

  • @g40rc378
    @g40rc378 Рік тому +1

    "Barlog wins", excellent!

  • @AwakenedPhoenix309
    @AwakenedPhoenix309 Рік тому

    With the intro on that first one I was expecting you to talk about a port of Green Dog I didn't know about.

  • @dyBBelyBTASTIC
    @dyBBelyBTASTIC Рік тому +3

    You should really do an episode on the PC-Engine ports.
    There are some truly head scratching ports on that system.
    Shinobi: No bonus stages, no power ups, no meele attack
    Altered Beast: The single most delayed jump in video game history
    Chase HQ: Your answer to the question "can a driving game ever be to fast?"
    Thunder Blade: Does this game have a good port?
    Ninja Gaiden: a 16bit era game that has scrolling rutines worse than a zx spectrum game.
    The NewZealand Story: It's missing 4½ levels.. how can you be short 4½ levels in a 20 level game?!?!?!?!?!?
    Raiden: A lauded game for it's time but take a look at the stage 6 boss compared to the arcade and think to yourself. How are you expected to dodge that with a player ship that moves slower than the arcade version?

  • @faenethlorhalien
    @faenethlorhalien Рік тому +2

    Ah yes, the vertical screen mode, I think it was the "TATE ART GALLERY MODE!"

  • @victor.elkins
    @victor.elkins 7 місяців тому

    I'm late to the party, but that ending that culminated with the old ass SMS Control Stick cracked me up.

  • @drewwhitney7327
    @drewwhitney7327 Рік тому +2

    My favorite part is when Joe poopoos the word “shmup.” I love shooters, and “shmup” sounds so dumb. Sounds like a beverage. “I got a jar of peach shmups if you want any.”

  • @DankRedditMemes
    @DankRedditMemes Рік тому +1

    Thunder Spirits and Madden really showing the SNES's lack of blast processing :v

  • @AK-sq9zy
    @AK-sq9zy Рік тому

    Best retro game channel out there. Keep up the good work!

  • @drewdogg77
    @drewdogg77 Рік тому

    The SNES Madden 93 has crazy 2 player co-op glitch. If you run a certain fullback run play, and have 2p control the fullback, the fullback can streak straight to the post. The qb will do a spin as if to hand off the ball, but then throw a 100% accurate, unblockable pass. Guaranteed big play.

  • @notenoughmonkeys
    @notenoughmonkeys Рік тому +3

    Not only am I exceptionally high IQ, I'm also a good dancer, plus I happened to notice you've already done Alien Syndrome in PPP 2. So does that make this video a port?

  • @3vi1J
    @3vi1J Рік тому +1

    "Or 'shmup', if you want to sound like an idiot." lol... Entertaining as always!

  • @jamisdempsey8884
    @jamisdempsey8884 Рік тому +1

    I will forever be an apologist for the master system version of Alien Syndrome. I didn’t even know there was an arcade game when I asked for it on my 10th birthday, I was sold on the box art that reminded me of ALIENS which I was crazy about. I feel single screen vs scrolling works very well for this game. Game is challenging but fair, and boss fights are epic.

  • @heilong79
    @heilong79 Рік тому

    Mercs on Genisis was fantasic, only missing the nultiplayer from the arcade.

  • @JimLeonard
    @JimLeonard Рік тому +1

    Street Fighter II on the gameboy may have had a low framerate on purpose, as mitigation for the ghosting of the original GB screen.

  • @TheVampirePredator
    @TheVampirePredator Рік тому

    "Shmup to sound like an idiot"
    FINALLY someone says what I've been thinking for years! You're saving absolutely nothing verbally by saying this as an abbreviation of "shooter".

  • @djcactus
    @djcactus Рік тому

    Nothing quite beat having to take a week off school to play streetfighter 2 on the amiga. Thw amount of discs and load times was terrifying

  • @zombear13
    @zombear13 Рік тому

    Good call on that Madden port for the SNES. I am so glad I only rented it when it came out, because it was just about unplayable.

  • @mrh3894
    @mrh3894 Рік тому

    i was hoping you mentioned the DOS street fighter 2. That game is one of the darker memories from my childhood

  • @Mintcar923
    @Mintcar923 Рік тому

    I guess Mercs was Capcoms answer to Ikari Warriors being they added drivable tanks

  • @joaobabler1584
    @joaobabler1584 Рік тому +1

    that Tec Toy's Street Fighter 2 Master System port was praised by Capcom here in Brazil. The guys from Capcom think that was a poor Mega Drive port, and Tec Toy showed that was a Master System port....Capcom aproved right away. (I'm not kidding at all).

  • @polariuzz
    @polariuzz Рік тому +2

    at 15:48 dhalsim is excited to celebrate early

  • @jasongillson6563
    @jasongillson6563 Рік тому +5

    No music on the SMS Mercs port? What the hell!
    Love watching these videos. Have you ever done one on games with alarm sounds when you're low on health? It'd be interesting to see which ones are annoying and which ones are somewhat tolerable lol

  • @lasersnake
    @lasersnake Рік тому +13

    GAME SACK, GAME SACK, GAAAMMME SAAACKKKK!!!!

  • @zintosion
    @zintosion Рік тому +2

    SHMUP YOU JOE!

  • @faenethlorhalien
    @faenethlorhalien Рік тому +1

    If you dealt with microcomputer games and not just bloody consoles, you would have a GOLD MINE for these videos. So many arcade conversions to the Amiga, Atari ST, and the 8-bit micros that were popular back then mostly in Europe (Spectrum, Amstrad CPC, C64) and America (Atari 8-bit), that you'd have an endless supply of craptastic conversions that tried to do more than was possible.

    • @faenethlorhalien
      @faenethlorhalien Рік тому +2

      I mean, the Amiga and Zx Spectrum versions of SF2 were utter FILTH. The Game Boy version is the fucking Mona Lisa compared to those two.
      Also, the Master System version of that game? The attacks that you didn't know how to pull for that version, as well as the Amiga one, probably because the game used a system for attacks similar to what was usual in games before Street Fighter, as in the "keep the button pushed, then move the controller to one of the 8 directions, then release button" that you would find in games such as Yie Ar Kung Fu, Panza Kick Boxing or Budokan. Yes, I'm that old. I played those games.

  • @CDages
    @CDages Рік тому +1

    11:18 that info is 100% incorrect. All characters have their endings (from SSF2) relatively intact in the GBY port. You can even hear every ending track in the games sound test in the Options menu. You have to beat the game at a difficulty of 3 or higher.

  • @ExplosiveNotes
    @ExplosiveNotes Рік тому

    21:36 The word escapes me as well. It's popular with vertical shmups.

  • @pyiffer
    @pyiffer Рік тому +1

    The Gameboy Street Fighter II was still an absolute masterpiece compared to Mortal Kombat.

  • @voteDC
    @voteDC Рік тому +1

    I have never understood how people say Alien Syndrome is based on the Aliens movie, they look absolutely nothing alike.

  • @danielespeziari5545
    @danielespeziari5545 Рік тому +4

    Since I never played the arcade version, I've never had any problem with the SMS port of Alien Syndrome. I actually enjoy it a lot. I like the mazes, the aliens, the ominous albeit repetitive music... Maybe it's because it's one of the first Master System games I owned in the 1990s, so nostalgia might play a role in this. Anyway, it took me 25 years to complete the game, some bosses are really brutal, and once you lose a life you are stuck with the standard weapon, which sucks, and at that point you might as well reset the game.

    • @rebeccasam3434
      @rebeccasam3434 Рік тому +1

      I’d probably get stuck, but it didn’t look too bad to be here. Honestly it feeling Zelda-y or metal gear-y with the scrolling doesn’t feel entirely like a bad thing.

    • @segamon
      @segamon Рік тому +2

      I had the same experience. I never played the arcade version. I really enjoyed the SMS version for its ambiance, music, and challenge. Heck, I recently remixed the game's music recently since I like the game so much. 😊

  • @EpicLebaneseNerd
    @EpicLebaneseNerd Рік тому +1

    as an old dos gamer, wish he talked how that the DOS version of SUPER STREET FIGHTER 2 is one of the best, if not the best port of the series, same goes for all MK games on dos.

  • @Ace-rg2ic
    @Ace-rg2ic Рік тому

    Joe finally making his feelings known on the term "shmup" - shots fired (no pun intended)

  • @t3hOutlaw
    @t3hOutlaw Рік тому

    That remix of Dark Chronicle's (Cloud 2) Time is Changing is amazing 17:06

  • @keithkelly5692
    @keithkelly5692 Рік тому +1

    Check out the C=64 port of Alien Syndrome... totally unique, with its own awesome music, sound effects, and faster pace. Every once in a while, a port turns out better than its original.

    • @tidepoolclipper8657
      @tidepoolclipper8657 Рік тому

      Ninja Gaiden NES, Contra NES, Bionic Commando NES, Turtles in Time SNES, Tekken Tag Tournament home consoles, and Soul Calibur Dreamcast are the most famous examples of this. Master System version of Ninja Gaiden also deserves credit.
      Other examples I can think of for now include;
      Rayman 2: The Great Escape Dreamcast; Actually the version that was always originally intended. Compared to the N64 and PC versions, this has got to be the most refined version of the game.
      Soul Calibur 2 home consoles: Polished up graphics compared to arcade and exclusive characters.
      Virtua Racing Switch: An actual rebuild that unlike arcade runs at 60fps (though objects you can collide into are rendered at 30fps). Later on the game was patched to give you the ability to make the in-game colors more arcade accurate.
      Daytona USA HD (Xbox 360/PS3): Graphically an improvement over the original arcade version and controls are a very accurate translation.
      Double Dragon GBA: Graphical improvements and suffers from less lag than arcade.
      Gradius 3 SNES: This one is debatable, but I personally see this as being better than arcade (which contrary to popular belief also has lag). The SNES version like the arcade version is tough, but is forgiving enough to be the more enjoyable experience at home. There's the unofficial Root origin/Origin patch that fixes the problem of lag and unlike the vanilla SA-1 patch doesn't make the bosses feel unusually aggressive.
      R-Type Deluxe Atari ST and Amstrad CPC 2012: Not compared to arcade, but they're better than their original counterparts on such systems.
      R-Type Dimensions EX: Runs very well and can switch between original graphics and new graphics real time.
      Mario Bros GBA: Alright, so this is more of a remake. Still, easily the best way to play Mario Bros hands down.
      Super Mario Bros Special 35th Anniversary: Unofficial version of Special running on the same engine as Super Mario Bros. Puts to shame the older versions.
      Prince of Persia SNES: Blew past the older versions with ease.
      Metal Slug X: Basically Metal Slug 2 on Metal Slug 3's engine and a few other touch-ups.
      YS Book 1 & 2 Turbografix 16: Include the first two games together and this version is terrific in its own right.
      Valis (Sega Genesis): More of a remake, but easily the best way to play the original Valis. Unlike the older versions, this one is actually decent.
      Race Drivin' Saturn: Easily runs faster than arcade version. Not an amazing game these days, but this is the best version to go with.
      Samurai Shodown V Special: What the original version should've been like.
      Doom Resurrection 32X: Easily a large improvement compared to the first official 32X version. Music is even almost as good as the SNES soundtrack rendition.
      Marble Madness FM Towns: Very accurate translation of gameplay and soundtrack is even better.
      Sonic 1 and 2 Whitehead: More so remakes, but they are easily superior compared to their original Genesis counterparts; especially with the Sonic 2 special stages looking less messy. As for unofficial versions; there's now Sonic 1 Forever: Expansion Pack and Sonic 2 Absolute: The Community Cut.
      Sonic 3 Complete and Sonic 3 AIR: Sonic 3 Complete has not only the individual versions of Sonic 3 and Sonic &Knuckles, but also Sonic3&Knuckles. As for Sonic AIR, it has more consistent 60fps performance and contains smaller gameplay touch-ups.
      The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD; Higher resolution textures and the Wii version of the game is included as mirror mode.
      Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: More consistent 1080ps 60fps performance and battle mode is closer to the past games. Also has more tracks than Mario Kart 8 thanks to DLC still being provided currently.
      Resident Evil 4 Wii and Ultimate HD version: Both versions have additional content. Wii version has actually well implemented controls and Ultimate HD on PC gives you access to mouse and keyboard.
      Resident Evil: Deadly Silence and True Director's Cut: Deadly Silence is the most polished gameplay wise (not including HD remake and its remaster) and even has a new mode than adds new puzzles and knife fights with zombies. As for the unofficial True Director's Cut; it restores content from previous builds of Resident Evil.
      Resident Evil REmake HD: A remaster of the remake that gives you the option of modern controls and is even more visually impressive.
      After Burner 2 Saturn: Include additional options not in arcade and gameplay is even a more accurate translation of gameplay than 32X port.
      As for an honorable mention that isn't necessarily better than arcade but stands strong on its own is Virtua Racing Deluxe 32X. Compared to Genesis port (which is a competent effort); this is visually notably better and has new content that is welcomed.

  • @animejoe4041
    @animejoe4041 Рік тому +2

    I was actually a little impressed with the Game Boy version of Street Fighter II.

    • @matthewnikitas8905
      @matthewnikitas8905 Рік тому

      I mean the sprites are fairly large and well animated but the frame rate does look kind of choppy from what I saw in the video. I’ve never played it before so take it with a grain of salt

  • @bennyjay1982
    @bennyjay1982 Рік тому

    I watch every video you put out but I only hit like for the end skits.

  • @liquidt3ch
    @liquidt3ch Рік тому +2

    im glad you actually showed street fighter 2 on the PC. so many retro game channels ignore PC/DOS as if it never existed. I hate that shit. dos games were an integral part of my childhood. as much as snes and nes was

    • @redbaron9420
      @redbaron9420 Рік тому

      If only they mentioned actually good stuff instead of PC ports of Megaman and Street Fighter.

  • @ninjasec
    @ninjasec Рік тому +1

    I have always felt with the early days of portable gaming, rather than try and port street fighter, developers should have focused more on creating great games for a portable system.

  • @lurkerphoenix
    @lurkerphoenix Рік тому

    Your videos are a treat, thank you