The Johnny Lawrence Story Patton Oswalt

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  • @Hermunkle
    @Hermunkle 9 років тому +28

    It's that time of year again. Time to sit around with the family, enjoy a warm cup of some kind of rum beverage and listen to The Johnny Lawrence Story, Die Hard, and Christmas Shoes.

  • @RumbleFish69
    @RumbleFish69 6 років тому +62

    There is no way that "Cobra Kai" was not inspired by this hilarious bit. Patton Oswalt, at the very least, got these people thinking about what these characters might be doing today. And, since Johnny Lawrence's life and character on Cobra Kai lives a crappy life, and mostly as a result of losing to Daniel Larusso, I would say that this bit definitely inspired this new TV show.

  • @tschak909
    @tschak909 8 років тому +167

    Loved it when the DJ said, "yeah, Macchio" ... *FACEPALM*

    • @sunwukong4817
      @sunwukong4817 6 років тому +5

      He said "Machio" to let him know he knew what he was talking about. Smh Idiots!

    • @gregoryreese8491
      @gregoryreese8491 4 роки тому +2

      @@sunwukong4817 Absolute nonsense, listening it's plain that he didn't even recall the character's name (ie that of the protagonist, "Daniel") and thought Macchio's role, and the movie's hero, was named "Johnny Lawrence".

    • @gregoryreese8491
      @gregoryreese8491 4 роки тому +2

      ​@Bill Blass Read the two comments again. Wukong is indeed mistaken, but he's even more confused than you understood him to be. He knows Macchio played Larusso, what he doesn't grasp is the nature and extent of the DeeJay's, the man interviewing P Oswalt, confusion.

  • @j.craiganderson4978
    @j.craiganderson4978 9 років тому +171

    The true irony of this tale is that, according to my ex-wife, who was an extra in Just One of the Guys, Billy Zabka, who played the bully "Greg," was an extremely nice and down-to-earth person on the set, while Clayton Rohner, who played the geeky hero "Rick," was an arrogant d-bag.

    • @j.craiganderson4978
      @j.craiganderson4978 8 років тому +18

      yuck Ouch, random dude whose opinion means nothing to me. That really hurts!

    • @j.craiganderson4978
      @j.craiganderson4978 8 років тому +2

      yuck Doh! Sorry, man.

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 8 років тому +11

      That's not irony. That's acting.

    • @krugstillo
      @krugstillo 8 років тому +4

      She was one of the nude girls on the shower scene?

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 8 років тому +1

      yuck Not everyone hates their ex to an extreme, man. Plenty of people just move on. Vegas marriages, man.

  • @johnwalsh6998
    @johnwalsh6998 7 років тому +10

    This is like a whole new medium. Patton deserves an award.

  • @nogoodbastid
    @nogoodbastid 9 років тому +487

    Why couldn't the guy at the beginning just admit that he didn't know who Johnny Lawrence was?

    • @betaraybillfan1750
      @betaraybillfan1750 9 років тому +12

      +nogoodbastid meet kevin smith

    • @nogoodbastid
      @nogoodbastid 9 років тому +91

      Messiah Bardock Is that who that is? It's fucking weird.
      "You know who Johnny Lawrence is, right?"
      "Uh, yes. Vaguely."
      "The character?"
      "Yeah."
      "From the Karate Kid movies. The bully."
      "Yeah...Macchio..."
      Dude, just fucking say "No. I don't know who Johnny Lawrence is." It's ok to not know the bully's full name from a movie that came out 30 years ago. Pretending you know something you don't shows how crazily insecure you are.

    • @strahljd
      @strahljd 9 років тому +16

      +nogoodbastid Because radio personalities are for the most part egotistical idiots.

    • @sgtpepper1138
      @sgtpepper1138 9 років тому +1

      +Messiah Bardock I don't get it...

    • @betaraybillfan1750
      @betaraybillfan1750 9 років тому

      sgtpepper1138
      Look up who kevin smith is

  • @seththomas9105
    @seththomas9105 6 років тому +5

    Patton Oswalt is one of the funniest men alive today. This was brilliance.

  • @rocknrollcannibals
    @rocknrollcannibals 4 роки тому +30

    This needs to be animated!

    • @nictse500
      @nictse500 3 роки тому +5

      they made a netflix show

  • @user-kq7wx7bx2l
    @user-kq7wx7bx2l 4 роки тому +12

    He had no idea who "Johnny Lawrence" was. "Duh, yeah, vaguely...Ralph Macchio."

  • @unqyit2
    @unqyit2 11 років тому +8

    Why have I only discovered this bit now?! That was hilarious despite William Zabka not being the "Gimp" in Pulp Fiction. As always, well done Patton. Truly one of the best satirist comedians of this time.

  • @trevorlyon4982
    @trevorlyon4982 3 роки тому +8

    I love how Patton Oswalt predicted Cobra Kai and Book of Boba Fett exactly

  • @hellofrominside8524
    @hellofrominside8524 Рік тому +2

    I was anticipating a comedic version of "Johnny's the real hero of the movie and the crane kick is illegal" I'd argue this tale might be closer to the truth.

  • @rmiller9969
    @rmiller9969 10 років тому +50

    OMG, The Greg Tolen connection....if anybody is awesome enough to get that connection to Just one of the Guys, you had a great childhood.

    • @marthacoombs4050
      @marthacoombs4050 10 років тому

      Totally got that immediately! Love JOOTG!

    • @SNaKEBLiSkEN
      @SNaKEBLiSkEN 10 років тому +1

      Lol
      We had the best youth!
      I used to watch jootg all the time on VHS

    • @RayFromLUCKYSHADOW
      @RayFromLUCKYSHADOW 9 років тому

      Rmurder "The man behind the mess."

    • @dextercharles4269
      @dextercharles4269 9 років тому

      +Brandon M i think i wore that part of he vhs tape out from pausing it so much

    • @dustinolvey8877
      @dustinolvey8877 7 років тому

      I think had is the operative word, She's probably in her 50's now.

  • @StanAlter
    @StanAlter 9 років тому +203

    If you were alive in the 80s and saw Karate Kid, Just One of the Guys, Back to School, and later Pulp Fiction. Its pretty funny.

    • @el_nicherivera491
      @el_nicherivera491 9 років тому

      he was in pulp fiction?

    • @el_nicherivera491
      @el_nicherivera491 9 років тому

      +alex chalakee....oh ok

    • @sebastianc113
      @sebastianc113 7 років тому

      J

    • @alancarnell2747
      @alancarnell2747 7 років тому +1

      alex chalakee Just One of the Guys. Of course. I couldn't quite remember that. Thanks.

    • @erikmc6385
      @erikmc6385 7 років тому

      alex chalakee never saw just one of the guys but you nailed the rest. pretty funny shit

  • @mlavigne71
    @mlavigne71 8 років тому +25

    "Just One of the Guys" - Underrated Flick.

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 7 років тому +3

      mlavigne71 The perfection of her rack was truly stunning in that all to brief moment of the reveal.

    • @fastsofaracing
      @fastsofaracing 7 років тому +1

      Sean O that it was my good friend. that it was.

    • @natalie8212
      @natalie8212 7 років тому +2

      "All balls itch. It's a fact."

    • @lucienjames5900
      @lucienjames5900 6 років тому +1

      I love that movie. That beautiful girl omg she's gorgeous

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 6 років тому

      @@Bubbles99718 That's what Fast Forward & Pause are for.

  • @schwindsichtigaderechte5293
    @schwindsichtigaderechte5293 6 років тому +3

    That Pulp Fiction ending! XD I enjoyed that whole thing way more than I should've!

  • @HerculesCoronaBorealis
    @HerculesCoronaBorealis 2 роки тому

    Absolutely love the legend that is Patton Oswald! What an blessing in comedy he is.

  • @gimmeblackcoffee
    @gimmeblackcoffee 10 років тому +16

    Athena Strong You're like the girl who throws the party and doesn't realize that everyone is actually laughing at you because you lack any decent party snacks. Cool Billy Madison reference!

  • @Bat-Twenty-Two
    @Bat-Twenty-Two 6 років тому +4

    "And for that... he was grateful." LMAO

  • @terracottapie
    @terracottapie 9 років тому +112

    Could the reactions of the hosts be any more underwhelming compared to how gut-bustingly funny this story is?

    • @SparksDrinker
      @SparksDrinker 9 років тому +24

      +terracottapie it hurt that he barely knew the movie and thought Johnny Lawrence was the Ralph Macchio character.

    • @cantool
      @cantool 7 років тому

      terracottapie omg piss off

    • @crixxxxxxxxx
      @crixxxxxxxxx 6 років тому +2

      They said they turned the mics off.

    • @nibiru379
      @nibiru379 4 роки тому

      I didn’t get most of it

  • @RayFromLUCKYSHADOW
    @RayFromLUCKYSHADOW 9 років тому +57

    Zabka was the ultimate 80's jock douchebag. His face in Back to School, when Keith Gordon and Downey are wising off to him in the bar, hahaha. Know the scene I mean? His face kept contorting with disgust. That guy ruled.

  • @jetsamperes5762
    @jetsamperes5762 7 років тому +5

    It's weird that as soon as he stepped foot in the pawn shop I knew what was coming next. Great story.

  • @bhmch39
    @bhmch39 5 років тому +107

    Who's here because of Cobra Kai?

    • @Muddyres
      @Muddyres 4 роки тому +4

      I wonder if Patton has anything to do with the show?

    • @FWDSUXARSE
      @FWDSUXARSE 3 роки тому +2

      I'm sure as hell not here for Patton.

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 3 роки тому

      I'm here because of SNL's Bad Guys, Good Conversations.

    • @elliotjames1273
      @elliotjames1273 3 роки тому +1

      @@FWDSUXARSE wow, you’re so cool

    • @notaginger6148
      @notaginger6148 2 роки тому

      I’m here because of the evil Ernie logo

  • @puckarine
    @puckarine 10 років тому +41

    I got the references to One of the Guys and Back to School, but this actually had me checking imdb to see who played the gimp in Pulp Fiction.

    • @themoviedealers
      @themoviedealers 7 років тому +7

      Wasn't Zabka, so kind of undermined the concept there.

    • @negascoot23
      @negascoot23 7 років тому +7

      The Movie Dealers Thank you for saving me the trouble of checking😉

    • @DoctorZisIN
      @DoctorZisIN 5 років тому +1

      @@themoviedealers Actually, that's the joke. He looked A LOT like Zabka when he was young.

  • @alecwirth
    @alecwirth 11 років тому +1

    This is the most beautiful story I've ever heard!!! I've never seen IMDB used for such magic!!!

  • @thomassignorella7039
    @thomassignorella7039 10 років тому

    That was the greatest re telling of any story of all time.

  • @SkemeKOS
    @SkemeKOS 9 років тому +38

    "Youre alright, Larusso."
    "Thanks!"

    • @fakeknife87
      @fakeknife87 8 років тому +11

      "Hey, Mr. Miyagi We did it, We did it! Whooooo!"

    • @mattynigma
      @mattynigma 8 років тому +11

      +Fakeknike87 YOU'RE THE BEST - AROUND

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 7 років тому +4

      SkemeKOS
      No ones gonna ever keep you down!

    • @permafrost0979
      @permafrost0979 6 років тому +1

      Fakeknike87 "I LOVE YOU ADRIAN!"

  • @kj6446
    @kj6446 2 роки тому

    love, love love, the references to his other movies, i.e. Back to School

  • @mikejohnson6762
    @mikejohnson6762 6 років тому +4

    Binge watched Cobra Kai and this was always at the top of mind

  • @nathanielmayernik9429
    @nathanielmayernik9429 11 років тому +6

    The Pulp Fiction reference at the end was a nice touch...

  • @RedZed1974
    @RedZed1974 10 років тому +16

    This is the best fan fic ever written in the history of the universe. :P

  • @livydman
    @livydman 9 років тому +1

    I thought The Gimp was played by Charlton Heston...you learn something every day. Knowledge is power!

    • @killah_disciple1
      @killah_disciple1 4 роки тому

      He was played by Steven Hibbert, not Billy Zabka.

  • @Rhythmicons
    @Rhythmicons 7 років тому

    Pat Johnson, the referee from the Karate Kid movies was my father's Karate instructor in New York. No one believed me in school when I was a kid.

  • @edgaradams4624
    @edgaradams4624 7 років тому

    What a beautiful tale.

  • @allpeople4953
    @allpeople4953 7 років тому

    Fckn awesome
    with the best ended​
    best story I've heard since
    H.S. Thompson died

  • @ethanabelar6505
    @ethanabelar6505 10 років тому +16

    I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED THE BACK STORY OF THE SEX SLAVE FROM PULP FICTION!

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 7 років тому

      Ethan Abelar
      Does the name "Gimp" imply he walks with a limp as well or did I imagine that because "gimp" and "limp" are so similar?

    • @taheemlewis7283
      @taheemlewis7283 4 роки тому +1

      @@negativeindustrial shut up jabronie

  • @tolbydamit
    @tolbydamit 7 років тому

    This is the type of movies Hollywood should be making if they want to continue these God damn franchises. I would watch the shit out of this.

  • @photarfromthesouthernconti9262
    @photarfromthesouthernconti9262 10 років тому

    Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @itbonapace
    @itbonapace 13 років тому

    no one beats johnny!!!! my friend LOVES johnny lawrence

  • @mrfrankcastle083
    @mrfrankcastle083 7 років тому +4

    2:15
    "a pudgy, sawed-off, Asian maintenance man..."

  • @peterhelson2260
    @peterhelson2260 9 років тому +2

    So god damn mother fucking good.

  • @LordMalice6d9
    @LordMalice6d9 9 років тому +61

    Johnny wasn't really the bully, Daniel was.

    • @Mintcar923
      @Mintcar923 9 років тому +9

      I always thought a great plot for a sequel would be where after Kreese betrays Johnny and being he had already made amends with Daniel that he would join Miyagi Do to get revenge.. I think that JL would have greatly improved under Mr Miyagi's teachings and would have been a great team partner for Daniel..

    • @petercharleskrug
      @petercharleskrug 6 років тому +4

      I thought the sequel we got (where Daniel and Miyagi go to Japan and have a run-in with Miyagis old enemy Sato and Satos nephew Chozen) was OK, however I like your idea.

    • @johnedward8352
      @johnedward8352 6 років тому +3

      Michael Guerra and now we know what happened...

    • @5foldunderstanding547
      @5foldunderstanding547 5 років тому +1

      @@petercharleskrug *Karate Kid Sequel ISN'T KK2, It's 3 !!!* KK 3 is way better than anyone gives credit for. Rewatching it, its actually A pretty good 80's Film; great Villains, great set-up, yet w/ A terrible lackluster, ridiculous ending. _Barnes_ (Now back for _'Cobra'_ Kai S2) was so much more athletic & determined. Especially when Daniel was down on the mat admitting he was scared of him.. While Barnes was screaming at Daniel- _"Miyagi is nothing & You're Nothing! Your Karate's Sht, I own that Azz"_ .. Anyhow, Maybe Barnes wins the Rematch (30yrs later) ?? CAN'T WAIT! S2. Starts in Early May!

  • @MUFFINHEAD1985
    @MUFFINHEAD1985 8 років тому

    This is beautiful.

  • @AwayFromSirens
    @AwayFromSirens 12 років тому

    This story is frickin' brilliant.

  • @Zeropainter420
    @Zeropainter420 7 років тому

    Those were all great movies :)

  • @wlsmpmCallMeBits
    @wlsmpmCallMeBits 11 років тому

    Awesome, just awesome.

  • @christmasworld6795
    @christmasworld6795 8 років тому +2

    This is the true story of the Karate Kid. When I watch this film, I don't root for the scrawny little nerd from Resada. I vote for the REAL Karate Kid.
    Daniel picked all the fights from Johnny. Thank you, sir. You have inspired me to write my own version.

  • @asif7187
    @asif7187 12 років тому

    karate kid and back to school references. god bless you patton oswalt

  • @fredflintstone1316
    @fredflintstone1316 7 років тому

    Wow. Well done. well written. Good job.

  • @MrFragar123
    @MrFragar123 4 роки тому +1

    "What was this new sexual charge he felt?" "He was a bad boy making a big messy poo." Hahaha

  • @StarfieldRailway
    @StarfieldRailway 7 років тому +19

    This is hilarious, but the character in Pulp Fiction is "The Gimp."

  • @zohankiller
    @zohankiller 10 років тому

    I'm the 1000 like and tomorrow I'm going to see William a.k.a Johnny Zabka tomorrow at the Motor City Comic-Con. Can't wait to sweep his leg.

  • @gohawkeyes529
    @gohawkeyes529 4 роки тому +2

    “Righteous ging.”

  • @awareness007
    @awareness007 10 років тому +1

    I am drunk out of my skull...BUT i understand the "just one of the guys" and "pulp fiction" references. zOMG

  • @mishmashmedley
    @mishmashmedley 6 років тому +1

    "Who's Zed?"
    "Zed's dead, baby."

  • @ButcherGod
    @ButcherGod 13 років тому

    I always wondered if it was Tarantino in the Gimp suit, but this informed me properly, Thank you Oswalt, you are an educator :P

  • @commentcopbadge6665
    @commentcopbadge6665 7 років тому

    WhatI find really funny about Patton Oswalt is that his voice sounds.......
    .. exactly the way he looks.

  • @BobABooey.
    @BobABooey. 9 років тому

    That was awesome!!

  • @SquillDiggles
    @SquillDiggles 11 років тому

    That was effing phenomenal.

  • @Rhythmicons
    @Rhythmicons 3 роки тому

    This needs to be updated.

  • @SpellboundWolf
    @SpellboundWolf 12 років тому

    Patton, you're so amazing.

  • @mistabook
    @mistabook 11 років тому +6

    I knew Zabka had played bullies like James Spader played evil yuppies, but I didn't realize I had seen basically every well-known performance that guy had done. Just One of the Guys? (Fun, underrated movie, btw.) The fucking Gimp?? Awesome.

  • @xavierpaquin
    @xavierpaquin 11 років тому

    the music on this is gold

  • @andregant9980
    @andregant9980 6 років тому

    This is fucking GOLD.

  • @prod6mill.512
    @prod6mill.512 7 років тому

    The diving scene from back to school fucking killed me

  • @sportjames23
    @sportjames23 12 років тому +1

    Oh. Shit. My sides hurt. LOL
    Sad thing is I remember watching all these movies with Johnny/Greg/Chaz. The 80s rocked.

  • @droneforever
    @droneforever 6 років тому

    This story is so much better after having just watched Cobra Kai

  • @kwillpen
    @kwillpen 13 років тому

    Now I have to watch all those movies together.

  • @Evolved_Skeptic
    @Evolved_Skeptic 5 років тому +1

    Seriously, that was fucking Brilliant!

  • @Technodreamer
    @Technodreamer 9 років тому +26

    This is deeply, deeply fucked up.

  • @Fluoride_Jones
    @Fluoride_Jones 7 років тому +1

    That was hilarious, but wasn't he known as the "gimp?"
    "Bring out the gimp."
    "The gimp's sleepin."
    "Well, I guess you'll have to wake him up, now, won't you?"

  • @JarnBjorn72
    @JarnBjorn72 10 років тому +3

    Patton Oswalt is a riot! Long live Nerd/Geek comics!

  • @BJ-bd5fc
    @BJ-bd5fc 4 роки тому

    .........Greg Tolan." LOLOL Didn't expect that.

  • @dustinpetersen7730
    @dustinpetersen7730 8 років тому

    This is EPIC!

  • @Jiltedin2007
    @Jiltedin2007 6 років тому +4

    You forgot the fact that Johnny Lawrence was also dating Audrey Griswold before Her Family went on a long European Vacation, and was eventually cheating on her while she was in Another Continent.

    • @stevenhaas9622
      @stevenhaas9622 5 років тому +1

      Audrey: [staring at giant bratwurst] god I miss Jack!

  • @pmGOdrums
    @pmGOdrums 12 років тому +1

    beautiful... i wish he woulda worked in "european vacation"
    between "just one of the guys" and "back to school" ...

  • @plr2473
    @plr2473 8 років тому +1

    Sweet references. Karate Kid to Just One Of The Guys to Back To School to Pulp Fiction.

  • @IronheadOfScroteus
    @IronheadOfScroteus 11 років тому

    Thanks for explaining. I was poised to do it until I read your comments which say it better than I would have.

  • @johnalex6309
    @johnalex6309 7 років тому

    This is fucking hilarious! What a way to take the wind out of Hollywood's "Universe" concepts.

  • @UnseenEntityMetal
    @UnseenEntityMetal 12 років тому

    i love how it goes from karate kid straight into just one of the guys

  • @niconestra
    @niconestra 3 роки тому

    When gold is handed to you: Umm, sure, thanks. Okay, next up is Judy with the weather

  • @jordanowen42
    @jordanowen42 12 років тому

    That was amazing!

  • @garrettstephens3081
    @garrettstephens3081 7 років тому

    This is brilliant

  • @maxbrandt6
    @maxbrandt6 10 років тому

    LOL demented but hilarious!

  • @thatFellowTraveler
    @thatFellowTraveler 9 років тому +1

    That escalated quickly.

  • @JBGargamel
    @JBGargamel 12 років тому

    I love how he went through all this actors movies where he was the teen bully in all 3 haha. Karate kid is most famous, but I also recognized the others.

  • @sundiataism
    @sundiataism 9 років тому +2

    Wow! I knew every reference!

  • @porkfrog2785
    @porkfrog2785 6 років тому +6

    seriously wonder if the idea of exploring this cardboard villain's past and future inspired Cobra Kai...Johnny Lawrence is such a disposable stereotype villain, got to believe whoever created Cobra Kai heards this first

  • @shoesoffbootson5317
    @shoesoffbootson5317 7 років тому

    "Night-time knuckle session" sounds filthy.

  • @robsmith2844
    @robsmith2844 7 років тому

    This was brilliant! HAHA

  • @AntlerAssassinTakovich
    @AntlerAssassinTakovich 6 років тому

    That was so funny about pissed myself

  • @txsnowman5064
    @txsnowman5064 6 років тому

    And the new UA-cam Red series is now proving he was indeed the good guy.

  • @sizedtoaster0278
    @sizedtoaster0278 2 роки тому

    Holy crap, this took a dark turn. Lol

  • @flyboy765753
    @flyboy765753 13 років тому

    he should make an entire album like this where each track is a different obscure movie character. He could do chunk from goonies, Admiral akbar from starwars, marcus brody from indiana jones... pretty much any character thats imprinted into the american lexicon but obscure enough that he could make up huge parts of their backstory.

  • @EqualOpportunityDestoroya
    @EqualOpportunityDestoroya 7 років тому

    I just found out he became Officer Johnny about 2015 in The Dog who Saved Summer.

  • @Syndusias
    @Syndusias 8 років тому

    I like how he bleeds into pulp fiction towards the end

  • @meattrademark
    @meattrademark 11 років тому

    It's Greg Tolan. The character in Just One of The Guys played by William Zabka (Johnny Lawrence).

  • @jasperpuccinelli5856
    @jasperpuccinelli5856 11 років тому +2

    how did he draw these two characters together?! its so weird and genius!

  • @THEwilldogg818
    @THEwilldogg818 12 років тому +1

    That is quite possibly the most amazing story ever told!

  • @JarnBjorn72
    @JarnBjorn72 10 років тому

    I love that Johnny becomes the Gimp in Pulp Fiction!