What Each Nation Wanted From the Scramble for Africa

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  • @vinny9868
    @vinny9868 3 роки тому +2308

    "Spain proclaimed ownership over the western Sahara. No one cared."
    That just seems sad tbh.

    • @asherl5902
      @asherl5902 3 роки тому +192

      France cared. It toke parts of Sahara already claimed by Spain to its Mauritania; also note it left almost no Morocco to Spain, and if there was any part of Africa that Spain really wanted and tried actively to colonize before the Berlin Confence was Morocco, and that was what made it to colonize the dessert just bellow it. Spain also tried to colonize western Algeria, but... France

    • @pocketmarcy6990
      @pocketmarcy6990 3 роки тому +34

      @@asherl5902 France just like, NO

    • @joselugo4536
      @joselugo4536 3 роки тому +88

      Be careful with what you colonized, you may get their immigrants.

    • @ajaxnation9504
      @ajaxnation9504 3 роки тому +28

      Western Sahara is an Illusion, in 1975, Morocco organized The Green March, a peaceful march to liberate it's southern provinces, as Spain withdrew from Western Sahara due to this march, they spilt the territory in half in favor of Morocco and Mauritania. In 1984, Mauritania gave it's half to some sort of gangs originally from Tindouf (an Algerian city) claiming that territory is theirs as Saharawi people. Morocco perceived this as a move of the Algerian regime to gain control of an area coasting the Atlantic Ocean, thus he proclaimed the other half that it historically proven his. Now Morocco controls over 2 thirds of the territory while these gangs who named Polisario control the rest. Till this day , this gang is still preforming Hit-and-Run operations all over the borders. If you think about it, how can a proclaimed "country" with less than 100 000 citizens own such advanced military equipment without even a proper command chain. This clearly shows that they're just a bunch of thugs backed by a foreign power to initiate conflicts.

    • @sualtam9509
      @sualtam9509 3 роки тому +9

      The Austrians cared. They keep looking out for each other

  • @teixeira476
    @teixeira476 3 роки тому +6821

    Portugal claims half of the world for itself,
    Portugal claims Africa for itself,
    Portugal claims half of africa for itself,
    Portugal claims territory between their already existing colonies,
    Portugal gets scammed,
    Portugal is now sad :(

    • @unaihmg9352
      @unaihmg9352 3 роки тому +509

      Belgium: Portugal would do as a fine colony of mine

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 3 роки тому +274

      Portugal needs to revise it's friendship with England

    • @DiogoSantos-ln1nz
      @DiogoSantos-ln1nz 3 роки тому +173

      @@riograndedosulball248 Without England as an ally Portugal would now probably belong to Spain.

    • @hotman_pt_
      @hotman_pt_ 3 роки тому +67

      @@DiogoSantos-ln1nz not at all. But it wouldn't have got that much colonies in the treaty.

    • @hotman_pt_
      @hotman_pt_ 3 роки тому +21

      @La nova renaissance that's not entirely true, since germany and italy were trying to get into the game and UK kinda backed up some of the interests of Portugal (luso-british alliance) even if some of the claims were incompatible between them both

  • @hypersp3ce596
    @hypersp3ce596 3 роки тому +3970

    "So Leopold, what do you want out of Africa?"
    "Uhh, lemme have Wisconsin"

    • @mariotheundying
      @mariotheundying 3 роки тому +250

      "Can I please have the entire American continent?"

    • @cactuscreek5925
      @cactuscreek5925 3 роки тому +307

      Leopold walked into McDonalds and asked for a Whopper

    • @sonofsanto
      @sonofsanto 3 роки тому +31

      Let me kill 15 million people

    • @notlucas6859
      @notlucas6859 3 роки тому +87

      Belgium shocked wisconsin not in africa

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 роки тому +21

      He really liked cheese

  • @igoralmeida9136
    @igoralmeida9136 3 роки тому +12479

    Portugal claiming the entire continent of Africa was a total chad move

    • @rafaelsantosnovais7813
      @rafaelsantosnovais7813 3 роки тому +892

      Chad Portugal Vs Virgins other Europeans countries

    • @oliverthorgrimson5883
      @oliverthorgrimson5883 3 роки тому +1152

      @@rafaelsantosnovais7813 It was such a chad move that a nation named chad spawned

    • @pilotfg4612
      @pilotfg4612 3 роки тому +75

      No one else like this comment it has perfect number of likes

    • @jackychung6613
      @jackychung6613 3 роки тому +59

      portugal omegalul

    • @SwedePlaysGames
      @SwedePlaysGames 3 роки тому +137

      "Dibs" -Portugal

  • @cauadasilva9238
    @cauadasilva9238 3 роки тому +7231

    Portugal: Claims the entire continent
    Leopold: Claims Portugal

    • @AleaRandomAm
      @AleaRandomAm 3 роки тому +537

      He was always one step ahead

    • @MrLedeberg
      @MrLedeberg 3 роки тому +264

      hands down the best move of leopold ...

    • @baconator2427
      @baconator2427 3 роки тому +252

      @@AleaRandomAm you mean one hand ahead

    • @zDeadblue
      @zDeadblue 3 роки тому +116

      @@baconator2427 i like dark humor but holy shit

    • @jesusislord473
      @jesusislord473 3 роки тому +10

      checkmate

  • @pseudonym1337
    @pseudonym1337 3 роки тому +1692

    Just a clarification: Ethiopia should not be included in the treaty of Tordesillas claim for Portugal because it is a Christian nation and thus exempt from Portuguese control per the Pope's decree. Any undiscovered Christian lands (and remember some Europeans at the time thought there was a powerful Christian king Prester John out there somewhere, probably in Africa) have the right to their own sovereignty. So in short, Portugal could not lay claim to Ethiopia as the map indicates.

    • @juanmola2000
      @juanmola2000 3 роки тому +144

      Thats actually an amazing detail, the more you know.

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 3 роки тому +262

      Yeah, thats why Ethiopia was left alone by the Western Powers for pretty long. Can't really plunder a region's ressources with the argument that you are converting the natives to your religion if said natives already practice said religion.
      Being basically the first state in history to adopt Christianity really payed off for Ethiopia in the long run because thats also how they got all these russian military advisors and french guns they used to chase the italians around in the first italo-ethiopian war.

    • @Zeyede_Seyum
      @Zeyede_Seyum 3 роки тому +58

      @@sherlocksmuuug6692 *The French didn't help us, we traded gun with their merchants and also Italians themselves before the war*

    • @h.sandor6245
      @h.sandor6245 3 роки тому +58

      @@Zeyede_Seyum All my love to Ethiopia, the greatest African nation, from Hungary. I hope there will be peace soon for all the Christians there.

    • @Zeyede_Seyum
      @Zeyede_Seyum 3 роки тому +21

      @@h.sandor6245 Thank you

  • @franklinclinton4539
    @franklinclinton4539 3 роки тому +4985

    Others ”want something”
    Portugal ” want’s everything”
    Leopold ”want’s Portugal.”

  • @ThisTheAviator
    @ThisTheAviator 3 роки тому +3928

    I like how Leopold just wanted the entirety of Portugal as a colony,not like their islands off the coast or their colonies,THE ENTIRE FUCKING PORTUGAL.

    • @Whydoyoureadme
      @Whydoyoureadme 3 роки тому +439

      He truely was insane. Woe to those that lived under his rule.

    • @trey5747
      @trey5747 3 роки тому +73

      @@Orlunu what

    • @nickbell4984
      @nickbell4984 3 роки тому +350

      @@trey5747 The man was responsible for over 8 million Congolese deaths, who he killed and dumped there bodies in the river. Even the survivors didn't get out 100%. Instead he would take their hands first.

    • @trey5747
      @trey5747 3 роки тому +17

      @@Orlunu ooooooh ok sorry I didn’t see that it was a joke lol my bad

    • @NibanoTransmontano
      @NibanoTransmontano 3 роки тому +9

      Holly jesus , ele fumava ganza só pode

  • @comradeelmo5739
    @comradeelmo5739 3 роки тому +160

    1:07 - Germany
    2:10 - UK
    3:50 - France
    4:50 - Belgium
    6:15 - Italy
    7:46 - Portugal
    9:36 - Spain
    10:57 - Austria-Hungary
    12:00 - Netherlands
    12:22 - Russia
    13:56 - United Kingdoms of Sweden & Norway
    14:39 - Denmark
    14:53 - Ottomans
    16:00 - USA

    • @MMatea1776
      @MMatea1776 3 роки тому

      Nice 👌

    • @supermaximglitchy1
      @supermaximglitchy1 Рік тому

      4:50 is mostly Leopold

    • @joelmonteiro1419
      @joelmonteiro1419 Рік тому +1

      Africans had no saying in this?!

    • @Ussonan-Foderation2016
      @Ussonan-Foderation2016 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@joelmonteiro1419nope. Not at all. This was the 1880s. Czechoslovakia wasn't consulted during the Munich Agreement

    • @edhoj
      @edhoj 5 місяців тому

      Wait it two uk

  • @sail4549
    @sail4549 3 роки тому +4227

    "sharing is caring"
    Portugal: *i don't care*

    • @baconator2427
      @baconator2427 3 роки тому +79

      I mean they did discover most of the continent for Europe so don’t ya think they can, ya know claim?

    • @papakarrbear3767
      @papakarrbear3767 3 роки тому +124

      New world: 🖐😑
      Portuguese World: 👈😎

    • @baconator2427
      @baconator2427 3 роки тому +13

      I mean honestly it’s kinda happened with Brazil

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 роки тому +11

      Portugal:
      *communist detected on Portugese soil*

    • @tiagorodrigues179
      @tiagorodrigues179 3 роки тому +23

      @@Bruh-hq1hx *António de Oliveira Salazar spawns*

  • @paulrogers8725
    @paulrogers8725 3 роки тому +1300

    Colonies are soooo last year Jessica, we’re on “protectorates” now

    • @maniac7466
      @maniac7466 3 роки тому +21

      true

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 3 роки тому +41

      Well, technically a few colonies still exist. French Guiana is still governed by France, but it actually has representatives in the Paris legislature.

    • @lionelmas6296
      @lionelmas6296 3 роки тому +107

      @@thunderbird1921 French Guyana it's a full territory of France tokay.It's not an colony anymore. The citizens of Guyana are fully french citizens.

    • @capnsteele3365
      @capnsteele3365 3 роки тому

      @@lionelmas6296 they shouldnt they should go back to guyana

    • @lionelmas6296
      @lionelmas6296 3 роки тому +11

      @@capnsteele3365 Why? French citizen are never own by guyana. I don't understand. Can you explain to me the link between french guyana and guyana? I hope it's not only the name

  • @masterspark9880
    @masterspark9880 3 роки тому +573

    6:32 “Italy had long had ambitions on North Africa” is an understatement

    • @Sans-ij8zv
      @Sans-ij8zv 3 роки тому +20

      Thanks for the timestamp, I can’t stop repeating the way he says Italy

    • @mojewjewjew4420
      @mojewjewjew4420 3 роки тому +25

      @Mina saleh20 America delenda est

    • @Mike-ij4rq
      @Mike-ij4rq 3 роки тому +7

      @Mina saleh20 Vandal delenda est

    • @NigwardTheSquid
      @NigwardTheSquid 3 роки тому +9

      @Mina saleh20 The city may be gone, but Carthage is eternal

    • @Fharaway
      @Fharaway 3 роки тому

      6:33

  • @thespanishinquisition8617
    @thespanishinquisition8617 3 роки тому +2574

    The Belgian Congo is what happens when the weird kid really wants to join the group project

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 3 роки тому +236

      And then goes tyrannical maniac. The Congo "Free" State really isn't mentioned enough in genocide conversations. I don't know how Leopold II slept at night.

    • @jakubpociecha8819
      @jakubpociecha8819 3 роки тому +112

      @@thunderbird1921 The Congolese Genocide is pretty much the poster child of genocides

    • @ingold1470
      @ingold1470 3 роки тому +22

      That's basically how the colonial powers viewed it. The conference even included a treaty which made the colonies neutral if the mother countries went to war. It was broken when WW1 broke out, but still.

    • @jackdanila9893
      @jackdanila9893 3 роки тому +7

      @@volbound1700 lmao why would he be in hell? The strong always win

    • @matisvandecappelle1784
      @matisvandecappelle1784 3 роки тому +5

      *sad belgium sounds*

  • @tondajenej3449
    @tondajenej3449 3 роки тому +327

    Ol' Leo played in smart. He knew Portugal claimed the entire Africa, and so, by gaining Portugal, he would also gain the entirety of Africa

    • @virtual_WackaDoodle_z8946
      @virtual_WackaDoodle_z8946 2 роки тому +15

      Big brain

    • @jout738
      @jout738 Рік тому +8

      Absolute genious out of the box move, but sadly Leopold had no forces to claim Portugal and Portugal no forces to claim the whole of Africa.😭

    • @randomyankee8923
      @randomyankee8923 Рік тому +5

      Lord knows what horrors would have occurred

    • @jimstoilov
      @jimstoilov Рік тому +4

      Chad move🗿🇹🇩

    • @karaltar7914
      @karaltar7914 10 місяців тому +2

      @@randomyankee8923there would be a whole 23 Africans living on the whole continent

  • @Awakeningspirit20
    @Awakeningspirit20 3 роки тому +537

    Now I have this horrific image of Leopold sending his goons into Wisconsin and forcing the population to make huge quotas of beer and cheese, and beer-cheese... and chopping off hands if they didn't.

    • @cprow0997
      @cprow0997 3 роки тому +5

      Haha 😂

    • @funnySIMON99
      @funnySIMON99 3 роки тому +71

      Leopold wanted Wisconsin because that's the US State with the biggest concentration of Belgian-descendants. It's the second largest Wallophone (people who speak Walloon, a Belgian dialect) place in Earth after Wallonia itself (the Belgian region where the Wallonian language was born)

    • @stadtrepublikmulhausen4121
      @stadtrepublikmulhausen4121 2 роки тому +21

      @@funnySIMON99 in this logic Pennsylvania would be german.

    • @funnySIMON99
      @funnySIMON99 2 роки тому +27

      @@stadtrepublikmulhausen4121 It's the price to pay for Belgian Wisconsin

    • @Imperium83
      @Imperium83 2 роки тому +5

      Funny how that myth of them chopping off hands still persists when it was the locals doing it before he even showed up.

  • @tiagorodrigues179
    @tiagorodrigues179 3 роки тому +2325

    Did anyone realize britain was that friend who wants to get in the middle of everything? LITERALLY!?
    France, Germany, Portugal why don't we make colonies more simple? From east to west.
    Britain: How about I create a fucking thicc line between you all?

    • @bibleboy1147
      @bibleboy1147 3 роки тому +144

      well if Portugal, Germany and France gang up on Britain they now "encircled" half their forces lol

    • @cactuscoe9096
      @cactuscoe9096 3 роки тому +69

      Oh everyone realized that real quick in Europe

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 3 роки тому +104

      That is why US spends $800 Billion in Military, to be in the middle of everything

    • @Adam-oc6pq
      @Adam-oc6pq 3 роки тому +66

      they wanted to build the Pan-African Highway which sadly never came to fruition :(

    • @kingneepneep6725
      @kingneepneep6725 3 роки тому +28

      @@DSAK55 your could create a literal utopia if they spent that on there actual country

  • @gms3405
    @gms3405 3 роки тому +2126

    Portugal: claims all of Africa
    Canary Islands: *pathetic*

    • @R-H-B
      @R-H-B 3 роки тому +13

      I don’t get this joke. Could you explain it?

    • @razr-x9666
      @razr-x9666 3 роки тому +43

      @@R-H-B I think it’s because Portugal got all of the canary islands

    • @teixeira476
      @teixeira476 3 роки тому +152

      @@R-H-B the treaty of tordesillas signed by the pope divided the world between spain and portugal but the spanish still got to keep the canary islands somehow eventhoguh all the other atlantic islands were portuguese

    • @R-H-B
      @R-H-B 3 роки тому +4

      @@teixeira476 ohhh. Thanks I didn’t know that

    • @jackyex
      @jackyex 3 роки тому +26

      @@teixeira476 Portugal owned part of the Canaries but the Castillians were harassing Portugal for the rest of the Islands, plus the Canaries had natives populations that the others islands did not (Azore,Madeira and Cape Verde), so Portugal gave the islands fully control to Castille in exchange for any new islands in the Atlantic.

  • @karsentube13yt
    @karsentube13yt 3 роки тому +592

    Portugal: **Claims all of Africa**
    Leopold II: “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro-gamer move.”
    Also Leopold II: **Claims Portugal**

    • @byzantium0086
      @byzantium0086 2 роки тому +3

      He didn't claim Portugal, only had interest.

    • @virtual_WackaDoodle_z8946
      @virtual_WackaDoodle_z8946 2 роки тому +1

      @@byzantium0086 that the joke

    • @jout738
      @jout738 Рік тому +1

      @@byzantium0086
      But he wanted to claim, but does he think Belgium military can defeat Portugal military, so he could claim the whole of Portugal.😂

    • @funchildrenchannel3913
      @funchildrenchannel3913 2 місяці тому

      I don't think the Belgian army ever helped Leopold with his conquering ambitions. Leopold was more sneaky, hiring British explorers who let local kings and leaders sign contracts to hand over the land.

  • @kkitchens8089
    @kkitchens8089 3 роки тому +894

    Portugal: wants the entire continent, gets a few large colonies
    Spain: wants a bit of coastal land, gets a small square and some desert

    • @sonofsanto
      @sonofsanto 3 роки тому +7

      EQTG’S CAPITAL IS ON AN ISLAND IS MOSTLY JUNGLE

    • @ryota6208
      @ryota6208 3 роки тому +12

      @Safwaan btw Spain couldn't colonize northern Morocco without the help of France and chemical weapons .

    • @pacoramon9468
      @pacoramon9468 2 роки тому +3

      And still the small square was the same size as Belgium.

    • @GreatPolishWingedHussars
      @GreatPolishWingedHussars Рік тому +1

      By the way, so if the Austrians were mentioned, then why not Poland too! Quoted from the wiki link "Colonization attempts by Poland". But first my addition: Duchy of Courland was a vassal state of the Polish Empire, which is why all areas of this duchy were under Polish sovereignty. So here is the wiki quote: " Gambia in Africa: In 1651 Courland bought James Island (then called St. Andrews Island by the Europeans) from a local tribe, establishing Fort James there and renaming the island. Courland also took other local land including St. Mary Island (modern day Banjul) and Fort Jillifree. The colony exported sugar, tobacco, coffee, cotton, ginger, indigo, rum, cocoa, tortoise shells, tropical birds and their feathers. The governors maintained good relations with the locals, but came into conflict with other European powers, primarily Denmark, Sweden, and the United Provinces. The Dutch annexed the Courland territories in Africa, bringing an end to their presence on the continent."
      By the way, in addition, Kurland has also acquired islands in the Caribbean.
      Wiki quote on! "Cameroon expedition: In 1882, almost a century after Poland was partitioned and lost its independence, Polish nobleman and officer of Russian Imperial Fleet, Stefan Szolc-Rogoziński organized an expedition to Cameroon. Officially that was an exploration expedition, but unofficially the expedition was looking for a place a Polish community could be founded abroad. He had no official support from the Russian Empire, nor from its puppet Congress Poland, but was backed by a number of influential Poles, including the famous Polish writers Boleslaw Prus, and Henryk Sienkiewicz. On 13 December 1882, accompanied by Leopold Janikowski and Klemens Tomczek, Rogoziński left French port of Le Havre, aboard a ship Lucja Malgorzata, with French and Polish flags. The expedition was a failure, and he returned to Europe, trying to collect more money for his project. Finally, after second expedition, Rogoziński found himself in Paris, where he died 1 December 1896."
      "Poland regained independence in the aftermath of World War I with the so-called Second Polish Republic. While colonization was never a major focus of the Second Polish Republic, certain organizations like the Maritime and Colonial League supported the idea of creating Polish colonies. The Maritime and Colonial League traces its origins to the Polska Bandera (Polish Banner) organization founded on 1 October 1918. The League supported purchases of lands by Polish emigrants in places like Brazil and Liberia. The League became highly influential in shaping the government's policies with regards to Polish Merchant Marine, despite its long and ongoing campaign (publications, exhibitions, speeches, lobbying, etc.) and public support, it has however never succeeded in following up with its plans to obtain a colonial territory for Poland."
      "Angola: On 14 December 1928, the Maritime and Colonial League sent an expedition to Angola, which was then a Portuguese colony. The plan was to try to bring as many Polish immigrants as possible, and then try to purchase some land from the Portuguese. However, after five years, one of the first pioneers in Angola, Michal Zamoyski, wrote: "Personally, I would not persuade anybody to live in Angola". Living conditions were difficult, profits were marginal, and the idea was abandoned."
      Liberia: Liberian and Polish governments had good relations because of Polish support for Liberia in the League of Nations. In the fall of 1932, the League of Nations drafted a plan which projected turning Liberia into a protectorate, governed by one of members of the League. The plan was the result of internal policies of Liberia, where slavery was widespread. Since Poland was not regarded by the Liberians as a country which had colonial aspirations, in late 1932 unofficial envoy of Liberian government, dr Leo Sajous, came to Warsaw to ask for help. In April 1933, an agreement was signed between Liberia and the Maritime and Colonial League. The Africans agreed to lease minimum of 60 hectares of land to Polish farmers, for a period of 50 years. Polish businesses were awarded the status of the most favoured nation, and Warsaw was permitted to found a society to exploit natural resources of Liberia. Liberian government invited settlers from Poland in 1934. Altogether, the Liberians granted to Polish settlers 50 plantations, with total area of 7,500 acres (3,035 ha). In the second half of 1934, six Polish farmers left for Liberia: Gizycki, Szablowski, Brudzinski, Chmielewski, Januszewicz and Armin. The project was not fully supported by the Polish government but rather by the Maritime League; only few dozens of Poles took on that offer (because of Liberian requests that the settlers should bring significant capital) and their ventures proved to be, on the most part, unprofitable. The original of the agreement has been lost, but, according to some sources, there was a secret protocol that allowed Poland to draft 100,000 African soldiers. The Polish involvement in Liberia was harshly opposed by the United States of America, creator of the nation of Liberia. As a result of American pressure, in 1938 the Polish Ministry of Foreign Affairs closed the office of the Maritime and Colonial League in Monrovia."
      "Mozambique: plans for colonization of Mozambique were tied to business investments by some Polish enterprise near the late 1930s and never progressed beyond normal foreign investment (acquisition of agricultural lands and mines)."
      "Tanganyika and Cameroon: Various Polish authors, unsupported by the government, expressed interests in this region on the grounds that they were in part discovered by Stefan Szolc-Rogoziński and that Europe owed a general debt to Poland for the Polish-Soviet War."
      So at least as noteworthy as the colonial efforts of Austria and Sweden.

    • @jout738
      @jout738 Рік тому

      That desert is propably for Spain to protect its Carribean islands from France invasion.

  • @santi2683
    @santi2683 3 роки тому +1540

    Ah yes, Argentine Guinea

    • @outerspace7391
      @outerspace7391 3 роки тому +23

      My favourite

    • @buenaonda4602
      @buenaonda4602 3 роки тому +65

      Africa sudamericana 🤑

    • @NeepsHD212
      @NeepsHD212 3 роки тому +33

      Argentina is black

    • @j.c-6424
      @j.c-6424 3 роки тому +66

      @@NeepsHD212 Argentina is the most white country in South America lol

    • @matthewalvis9729
      @matthewalvis9729 3 роки тому +28

      @@j.c-6424 It’s a joke we say in South America... but you wouldn’t know

  • @thatsaboat2882
    @thatsaboat2882 3 роки тому +366

    I think the funniest thing is Leopold just claiming random landlocked us states, without even claiming territory to connect them to the ocean

  • @theangel3232
    @theangel3232 3 роки тому +693

    Fun fact: similar to the island of Fernando Poo and Spanish Guinea (administered by the Viceroyalty of "La Plata"), the Philippines at the time were also administered from Mexico by the Viceroyalty of New Spain.

    • @slipperslide
      @slipperslide 3 роки тому +89

      Mexican Philippines

    • @FirstLast-uz6eq
      @FirstLast-uz6eq 3 роки тому +48

      >Fernando Poo

    • @dodolulupepe
      @dodolulupepe 3 роки тому +24

      Fernando Poo? lol

    • @conejitorosada2326
      @conejitorosada2326 3 роки тому +30

      Also, There's Nueva Filipinas which was Administered by Manila in the Philippines, by extension New Spain and By extension again, Spain

    • @Tower_Swagman
      @Tower_Swagman 3 роки тому +1

      lol

  • @oLii96x
    @oLii96x 3 роки тому +868

    European countries: "What part of Africa do you want?"
    Portugal: "Yes."

    • @Chris14_
      @Chris14_ 3 роки тому +6

      Listen, I don't want anybody to annoy you about this this so I'll say it.
      CoPIeD CoMMENT. also listen for some reason autocorrect to Chad

    • @oLii96x
      @oLii96x 3 роки тому +2

      @@Chris14_ Listen, i don't want anybody to annoy you about this so i'll say it.
      nO oNe cArEs :)

    • @bubblewrapvillain
      @bubblewrapvillain 3 роки тому +6

      I'll improve your comment.
      Portugal replies with " Africa" instead of yes

    • @tiagocapelo2700
      @tiagocapelo2700 3 роки тому

      @@legendaryking913 What do you expect from a small country?

    • @tiagocapelo2700
      @tiagocapelo2700 3 роки тому

      @@legendaryking913 Besides, Portugal has a higher gdp per capita than Nigeria.

  • @thecodnob123
    @thecodnob123 3 роки тому +238

    Does anyone else just imagine that the Berlin conference was like an auction with Bismarck shouting countries and the others were shouting prices

    • @thomashaeyen6942
      @thomashaeyen6942 2 роки тому +25

      No, but that sounds genius.

    • @_casanova
      @_casanova 2 роки тому +41

      Bismarck: "Congo!"
      (This created tension)

    • @Random_Panda_eating_cake
      @Random_Panda_eating_cake 2 роки тому +30

      And then leopold is just running in circles shouting Wisconsin! Paraguay! Portreagul! Until someone gave him the Congo to shut him up

    • @furkan1503
      @furkan1503 Рік тому +4

      literally can't breathe LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @furkan1503
      @furkan1503 Рік тому +3

      @@Random_Panda_eating_cake 😂😂😂😂

  • @randomradek5284
    @randomradek5284 3 роки тому +289

    "So what parts of Africa do you want?"
    Portugal: "Yes."

    • @baconator2427
      @baconator2427 3 роки тому +3

      Everyone just forgets that Britain also wanted all of Africa to be British but ok

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 3 роки тому +2

      @@baconator2427 No, they wanted to connect the Suez and Cape Town.

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 3 роки тому +3

      And with that logic everyone else wanted it too.

    • @yeetjones927
      @yeetjones927 3 роки тому +2

      @@baconator2427 no they didnt they just wanted the east, not even Britain, the sole hyperpower on the earth could claim all of Africa

  • @Leo-cw8se
    @Leo-cw8se 3 роки тому +887

    Delegators : So, Portugal, what do you want in Africa?
    Portugal : Yes

    • @mikhailjoshuapahuyo1431
      @mikhailjoshuapahuyo1431 3 роки тому +7

      Bruh, so true 👁👄👁

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 3 роки тому +5

      They didn't ask for any of these though just the pink map.

    • @teixeira476
      @teixeira476 3 роки тому +14

      There was already a lot of portuguese presence along the whole african coast before the berlin conference. the portuguese got scammed

    • @baconator2427
      @baconator2427 3 роки тому +1

      I mean, to be fair they could’ve at least got their Grand colony of Brancamar, after all they basically started European colonialism in Africa

    • @coolestusername4797
      @coolestusername4797 3 роки тому +2

      @Luís Andrade was it really? Uniting your 2 colonies is a stretch? And France claiming North Africa isnt a stretch?

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +313

    9:28 "led to a Portuguese defeat"
    Actually they were military victories for the Portuguese in Angola and Mozambique. They lost their colonies because of a new government that formed as a result of the Carnation Revolution in Lisbon in 1974. The revolution led to the end of the Estado Novo regime, began a transition to democracy, and a gradual decolonization process. Recognizing the independence of their former colonies in Africa in 1974 and 1975

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 роки тому +8

      Hi Mr. Everywhere

    • @chriscryer7087
      @chriscryer7087 3 роки тому +7

      @@seronymus i was thinking exactly the same

    • @alexinderkum8267
      @alexinderkum8267 3 роки тому +2

      @@seronymus äääöööäääöööööäi

    • @br3menPT
      @br3menPT 3 роки тому +3

      " gradual decolonization process" lol..it was a mess a disorganized, corrupt and criminal process.

    • @BrunoAlves-rj5uw
      @BrunoAlves-rj5uw 3 роки тому

      @@br3menPT o qué que raio estás para aí a falar.

  • @l.u.i.s._.8452
    @l.u.i.s._.8452 3 роки тому +382

    Spain made a colony so big it makes colonies

    • @jasonwilkes8821
      @jasonwilkes8821 3 роки тому +24

      @@guruchintanan5686 nah, australia

    • @davidsarmiento1547
      @davidsarmiento1547 3 роки тому +8

      the diference: USA was already independent when they could do it

    • @Lttlemoi
      @Lttlemoi 3 роки тому +12

      @Alex Smith Britain was the last to own the US before it got out. Not all of the thirteen colonies were originally settled by the British.

    • @mikebobson2768
      @mikebobson2768 3 роки тому +2

      Who?

    • @deafsear7548
      @deafsear7548 3 роки тому +3

      Equatorial guinea was administrated by the united provinces of the rio de la plata, aka argentina + other territories, either that or the islands of the galapagos and easter island

  • @geheimnis8187
    @geheimnis8187 3 роки тому +1902

    imagine how epic it would be if Africa was just one massive country if Portugal had gotten what it wanted

    • @deltapapa130
      @deltapapa130 3 роки тому +311

      It would still be a problem. Too many ethnicities with too many languages and cultures would still create the social problems that come with large multiethnic and multicultural states.

    • @geheimnis8187
      @geheimnis8187 3 роки тому +441

      @@deltapapa130 yes but it would be big

    • @MaverDick12
      @MaverDick12 3 роки тому +191

      @@geheimnis8187 You do be spitting facts.

    • @rafafr9
      @rafafr9 3 роки тому +117

      @@geheimnis8187 Chunky Africa.... Chunfrica

    • @evanfitzpatrick1413
      @evanfitzpatrick1413 3 роки тому +15

      @@deltapapa130 they would be under control by one language and ethnicity wasn’t big at the time for that area

  • @btube2006
    @btube2006 3 роки тому +590

    *Belgium:* We claim Pennsylvania, Florida, Wisconsin, Texas, Missouri, and Kansas
    *U.S.A.:* We would like to announce the newest US state of Belgium

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 3 роки тому +14

      Europe: hey the Monroe doctrine is all about America protected from our imperialist ambition, gtfo of our continent and have fun elsewhere, i dunno the middle east? Twould give us more reasons to spite you

    • @kiyru
      @kiyru 3 роки тому +51

      *U.S.A* :We Have Added The State Of Tibet To The Union
      *Puerto Rico* :Can I Be A State Now
      *U.S.A* :No

    • @seanbrummfield448
      @seanbrummfield448 3 роки тому +9

      @Safwaan There would've been a time, that all of North America would've been US states. Mexico? Polk actually wanted the whole country under the US after the Mexican America war. Canada? Invaded it numerous of times. Like, during the American revolution, the War of 1812. But, the British defended it hard. Cuba? Haiti? Honduras? Nicaragua? El Salvador? Best believe, if plans were stronger back then, (scoff) the US would've been the largest country instead of Russia. But, who's to deny that it still wouldn't happen though?

    • @imafkingbeastandrewtateise9563
      @imafkingbeastandrewtateise9563 3 роки тому

      @Safwaan they did make an Africa colony though

    • @bg1052
      @bg1052 2 роки тому +5

      @@imafkingbeastandrewtateise9563 Kinda, it's more like the just sent former slaves there and just let them do what they wanted. We didn't have much influence in Liberia so, it's hard to call it a true colony.

  • @XxKarnSlavexX
    @XxKarnSlavexX 3 роки тому +1941

    TheJaviXD Marry me lol.

    • @rbvfeehfbudenrj
      @rbvfeehfbudenrj 3 роки тому +84

      Bruh imagine half of Africa spoke Portuguese

    • @jackyex
      @jackyex 3 роки тому +55

      Well, they did control much of the coast in those times

    • @snifferfiffer2773
      @snifferfiffer2773 3 роки тому +30

      YOU'RE GOING TO BRAZIL

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 роки тому +44

      @@snifferfiffer2773 *wrong country, cabrão.*

    • @baconator2427
      @baconator2427 3 роки тому +33

      Portugal: Get on the boat kid, we’re going to Brazil

  • @pilum3705
    @pilum3705 3 роки тому +550

    Small Note: I've once read that there was a deal between Germany and Britain that if Portugal used income from its colonies as security for a loan
    Germany and Britain would take the colonies for themselves. Germany for example was supposed to gain Angola and North Mozambique as well as some Islands. All the conditions were met in July 1914 but further proceedings were cut short by a minor international incident that you might have heard of.

    • @sumreensultana1860
      @sumreensultana1860 3 роки тому +8

      U mean the First World war

    • @pseudoproak
      @pseudoproak 3 роки тому +94

      @@sumreensultana1860 no, the July crisis

    • @Daniel-jm7ts
      @Daniel-jm7ts 3 роки тому +121

      just shows how much the british love and respect their portugese allies...

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 3 роки тому +114

      @@Daniel-jm7ts Longest alliance ever, but of course the British had drafted a deal to backstab them in any case as they did with any of their alliance ever signed, British diplomacy rules.

    • @davidhoran7116
      @davidhoran7116 3 роки тому +34

      @@ComradeHellas time honored British tradition of dealbreaking and back pedaling

  • @seronymus
    @seronymus 3 роки тому +174

    European congress: "So, what would you guys like to colonize?"
    Portugal: All of Africa. The entire continent belongs to us.
    King Leopold: *WISCONSIN* AND PORTUGSL

    • @BrunoAlves-rj5uw
      @BrunoAlves-rj5uw 3 роки тому

      Again someone memeing 2 different congresses 400 years apart.

    • @No-Community1380
      @No-Community1380 2 роки тому +3

      Leopold was the founder and had genes from different countries I think he was good but Leopold II

  • @AhimtarHoN
    @AhimtarHoN 3 роки тому +1045

    Portugal: Claims the entire African continent
    Belgium: Claims Portugal

  • @gdn01
    @gdn01 3 роки тому +702

    Whenever two countries can't have the same part of Africa
    Belgium: By default it is mine

    • @coolestusername4797
      @coolestusername4797 3 роки тому +43

      Leopold; No! Mine!!!!!!!

    • @funnySIMON99
      @funnySIMON99 3 роки тому +37

      Leopold used the rivalry of the different superpowers and his country's neutrality to get the Congo. The power of Belgium is in its diplomacy, not its army.

    • @pattynjan1
      @pattynjan1 3 роки тому +2

      @@funnySIMON99 no body cared very much about the Congo, only when they knew about the resources. They villefied ( rightfully) leopold2 and later Belgium.

    • @quintiax
      @quintiax 3 роки тому +31

      We should do this for any disputed territories from now on.
      Crimea? Belgian.
      North Cyprus? Belgian.
      Kosovo? Belgian.
      Gaza strip? Belgian.

    • @funnySIMON99
      @funnySIMON99 3 роки тому +14

      @@quintiax The first Christian King of Jerusalem after the first Crusade was Belgian (Godefroid de Bouillon)...and the territory is disputed...so...

  • @khalilmason
    @khalilmason 3 роки тому +1302

    Portugal: *Claims all of Africa*
    Leopold: *Claims all of Portugal*
    “Oh yeah, it’s BIG BRAIN TIME.”

    • @auxencefromont1989
      @auxencefromont1989 3 роки тому +32

      Portugal, claim belgium (Tordesillas)

    • @baconator2427
      @baconator2427 3 роки тому +4

      No they can’t claim Belgium per say but they can establish a Catholic puppet in Belgium and steal the Congo

    • @vcanadian2696
      @vcanadian2696 3 роки тому +3

      You made me spill my drink with that one 😂

    • @pacoramon9468
      @pacoramon9468 3 роки тому +5

      @@baconator2427 At one point Belgium and Portugal were both part of the same Spanish Empire.

    • @alexstudieshistory5823
      @alexstudieshistory5823 3 роки тому +2

      Am I missing something with all these Leapold memes (I'm assuming)?

  • @fifervonpiper6707
    @fifervonpiper6707 3 роки тому +826

    Portugal: *ALL IS MINE*
    Russia: _yo, can i have this island thousands of miles away from me at the opposite pole of the earth?_
    France: *s a n d*
    Britain: *l a n d*
    America: _send off slaves only for them to enslave_
    Spain: *cocololonyny*
    Belgiu --- Leopold: this. this shall be mine. not belgium's. *mine*
    Ottomans: ... *fuck my life* ...

    • @mikhailjoshuapahuyo1431
      @mikhailjoshuapahuyo1431 3 роки тому +5

      Bruh, so true 👁👄👁

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 3 роки тому +59

      Germany - *I didn't even wanted colonies*

    • @Juanthar
      @Juanthar 3 роки тому +49

      Portugal claims the old world, Leopold outbrains them and claims Portugal

    • @eldelostacos9980
      @eldelostacos9980 3 роки тому +29

      Also Belgium/Leopold: I would like Texas, Wisconsin and *P O R T U G A L* plese

    • @Storiaron
      @Storiaron 3 роки тому +20

      *italy: does the unimaginable and loses to someone they wanted to colonize*

  • @Tobberz
    @Tobberz 3 роки тому +288

    Notably the UK did manage to unite the Cape to Cairo land when Germany had to give up its west African lands post-war.

    • @second2none914
      @second2none914 3 роки тому +11

      South Africa gained defacto independence after ww1 when they annexed Namibia they never controlled the cape to Cairo.

    • @jackyex
      @jackyex 3 роки тому +3

      @La nova renaissance After the statute of Westminister all the dominions were independent.

    • @jackyex
      @jackyex 3 роки тому +4

      @La nova renaissance Yes, but you said that South Africa was only independent in 1948

    • @JB-uy1bw
      @JB-uy1bw 3 роки тому +2

      They were independent, to an extent, they weren't really fully independent, they still did what the British told them to do.

    • @pocketmarcy6990
      @pocketmarcy6990 3 роки тому +2

      @@JB-uy1bw case in point, joining WW2 with the British

  • @mathieuzacharie691
    @mathieuzacharie691 3 роки тому +74

    The Ottoman diplomat coming back home after the Berlin conference:
    "So ummm guys.... hehe.. uh idk how to say this but... we got a slight problem"

    • @Heres_Fatih
      @Heres_Fatih 5 місяців тому +2

      "we kinda used to own most of those lands way before you ya know?"

  • @luisoliveira5205
    @luisoliveira5205 3 роки тому +692

    Portugal in the Berlin confederation be like : ok ok than I will be a nice guy and stay with just half of Africa

    • @NibanoTransmontano
      @NibanoTransmontano 3 роки тому +7

      Pois...... se fosse eu olha que conectava Angola com Moçambique

    • @LeafNJ
      @LeafNJ 3 роки тому +1

      @@NibanoTransmontano eu dominava o sul todo

    • @Luzitanium
      @Luzitanium 3 роки тому +13

      @@NibanoTransmontano esse era o plano, mas a Inglaterra traiu Portugal, os portugueses já estavam no territorio da Rodesia, que é hoje o Zimbabue

    • @MauricioRomanov
      @MauricioRomanov 3 роки тому

      @@Luzitanium Isso que deu ficarel de aliançinha durante a era napoleonica, se tivessem seguido o plano de napoleão, nada disso teria acontecido.

    • @Luzitanium
      @Luzitanium 3 роки тому +6

      @@MauricioRomanov aconteceu mais de 100 anos depois de Napoleão XD

  • @chris7372
    @chris7372 3 роки тому +146

    On Italy's note, i feel like you should've mentioned that the Italian desire for Tunis and France cucking them by annex the region escalated tensions and started a Franco-Italian trade war which then lead Italy into joining the central powers.

    • @albertoschiavo6428
      @albertoschiavo6428 3 роки тому +19

      it's called "the slap of tunis"

    • @casteddu6740
      @casteddu6740 3 роки тому +13

      Ironically the reason Italy went to east Africa was because Tunisia was already taken

  • @bibleboy1147
    @bibleboy1147 3 роки тому +61

    Portugal: Claims half the planet for itself
    Belgium: Ho ho ho, I bet I can do one better, _Bucko._

  • @Mega-P71
    @Mega-P71 3 роки тому +274

    Americans: Lol we got the best land deal ever with the Louisiana Purchase
    Portugal: Hold my hemisphere

    • @vegetomsayen1837
      @vegetomsayen1837 3 роки тому +18

      Britain : can invade louisiana
      France : sell it fast to anybody who hate britains as much as us

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 3 роки тому +25

      Kind of funny how everyone sold us land just to block their rivals. "Here, want Louisiana? We need money, but also to contain Britain and Spain". "Here, want this icy Alaska thing? We need to stop Canada from expanding to the edge of Siberia".

    • @Mega-P71
      @Mega-P71 3 роки тому +4

      @@thunderbird1921 It was the United States baby shower lol
      They don't even touch on how we got Alaska in school or at least they barely mention it. There's a few things left out of our history especially in modern times

    • @TheOneGuy1111
      @TheOneGuy1111 3 роки тому +9

      I mean, America actually obtained and held onto the territory they obtained in the Louisiana Purchase; the same cannot be said for Portugal's hemisphere.

    • @No-xw7mo
      @No-xw7mo 3 роки тому +1

      @@vegetomsayen1837 as much as US

  • @stewart2589
    @stewart2589 3 роки тому +753

    Some random person in Madagascar :
    🇷🇺 👁👄👁

    • @trabaregocer
      @trabaregocer 3 роки тому +80

      Imagine Soviet Madagascar, though.

    • @Ifoundnohappinesshere
      @Ifoundnohappinesshere 3 роки тому +32

      The Russian did actually got to Djibouti tho...but that was just a temporary expedition that they ever got to venture to Africa

    • @art_hist_2000
      @art_hist_2000 3 роки тому +33

      @@trabaregocer Madagascar has been a socialist country aligned to Soviet Union between 1975 and 1991

    • @gre894
      @gre894 3 роки тому +7

      @@trabaregocer Would still be superior to current Madagascar

    • @Rivan98
      @Rivan98 3 роки тому +11

      Russians: came to djibouti
      France: leave
      Russians: ok

  • @deathIeaf
    @deathIeaf 3 роки тому +147

    As a Texan, having King Leopold (or Belgium) as my ruler is both laughable and horrifying, knowing what happened in the Belgian Congo.

    • @robertortiz-wilson1588
      @robertortiz-wilson1588 2 роки тому +2

      @@Tombstone_Active truth.

    • @Imperium83
      @Imperium83 2 роки тому +9

      It was extremely exaggerated by the press as his government wanted to find reasons to get rid of him.

    • @robertortiz-wilson1588
      @robertortiz-wilson1588 2 роки тому +2

      @@Imperium83 that sounds hilarious if true

    • @Polo-rn8ly
      @Polo-rn8ly 2 роки тому +3

      @@robertortiz-wilson1588 it is not true.

    • @That_One_Guy...
      @That_One_Guy... 2 роки тому +3

      As a Texan ? imagine being a Congolese.

  • @Antarius1999
    @Antarius1999 3 роки тому +84

    Portugal : Africa is mine.
    France, UK : *OUR Africa*

    • @salazarway
      @salazarway 3 роки тому

      Plotwist: Gets bombed by the same years later

  • @whatmate2954
    @whatmate2954 3 роки тому +401

    Africa: "Why do I hear 15 different kinds of boss music?"

    • @guest273
      @guest273 3 роки тому +3

      Best comment.

    • @renzeusoya5828
      @renzeusoya5828 3 роки тому +19

      USSR and Cuba: I gotchu fam.

    • @skuller5553
      @skuller5553 2 роки тому +7

      Now I want an earrape version of those 15 national anthems playing at the same time.

    • @66sec65
      @66sec65 2 роки тому +6

      Ethiopia: Im going to do whats called a pro gamer move

    • @AlxndrHQ
      @AlxndrHQ 2 роки тому

      😂

  • @BeWe1510
    @BeWe1510 3 роки тому +103

    Every country: We want a nice connected line from west to east, so we can all nicely line up roughly in parallels, surely we can work out the details
    Britain: I want a connected line from north to south!

  • @denniseggert211
    @denniseggert211 3 роки тому +297

    Portugal: I claim everything!
    King Leopold: I support this and i claim Portugal!

    • @martimsalvador9186
      @martimsalvador9186 3 роки тому +19

      If he claims portugal, which has everything, he will claim THE WHOLE OF AFRICA. Big chad move

  • @robertomurteira5913
    @robertomurteira5913 3 роки тому +255

    Lmao, everyone wanted a part of Africa.
    Meanwhile Portugal wanted the entire continent.

    • @conejitorosada2326
      @conejitorosada2326 3 роки тому +7

      Or be fair, they claim the ENTIRE OLD WORLD as theirs

    • @101jir
      @101jir 3 роки тому +3

      Portugal: So according to this treaty roughly 200 years ago that you weren't part of we deserve everything.
      Everyone else: How about no.
      Portugal: Okay, but we put up totem poles across the entire southern half of the continent, so we get the whole southern half.
      Everyone else: How about no.
      Portugal: Please let us at least keep these very few areas we are actually administering.
      Everyone else: Good enough lol.

    • @baconator2427
      @baconator2427 3 роки тому

      You thought Angola was è nossa? EVERYTHING IS E NOSSA

    • @markcasila8310
      @markcasila8310 3 роки тому

      @@conejitorosada2326 bo not the entire world ... just half of it

    • @conejitorosada2326
      @conejitorosada2326 3 роки тому

      @@markcasila8310 Old world, emphasis on *old*, it's different from just "world", as it's referring to most of Afro-Eurasia

  • @oliversmalley7771
    @oliversmalley7771 3 роки тому +53

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Spain: I love sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere...

    • @ultimatestoryteller
      @ultimatestoryteller 3 роки тому +7

      Lawrence of Espanola

    • @bl7355
      @bl7355 3 роки тому +3

      Western Sahara actually exports sand in vast quantities.
      It is full of phosphate & gets turned into fertiliser.
      Not that the Spanish knew that at the time. It was just a lucky guess 😃

  • @vern00
    @vern00 3 роки тому +313

    Ottoman Empire: Wait what, no no no why our land. Stop.

  • @wales2815
    @wales2815 3 роки тому +233

    "The United States was not a colonial power"
    The Natives would probably like a word with you

    • @nicogarciaelautentico
      @nicogarciaelautentico 3 роки тому +40

      Puerto Rico be like: Bitch, what do I look like to you?!

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 3 роки тому +34

      @@nicogarciaelautentico the 51st state.

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 3 роки тому +20

      oh the ones that Small Pox and et all killed, or the ones that attacked, fought and lost wars ageist the US, this was not a one sided afire except the early bronze age tribes had no chance ageist a steam age nation state.

    • @nicogarciaelautentico
      @nicogarciaelautentico 3 роки тому +3

      @@Delgen1951 Sadly it's not

    • @wales2815
      @wales2815 3 роки тому +14

      @@Delgen1951 I guess there is no arguing against delusion, but maybe a list of Wikipedia articles can what I cannot
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Native_American_genocide

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +88

    We claim the world
    the world would be filled with rainbows and happiness if they all followed the Juche ideology

    • @SingeStheos
      @SingeStheos 3 роки тому

      juche is mongolian though right?

    • @ozark7834
      @ozark7834 3 роки тому +5

      WAIT ARE YUO FOCKEN KIM JONG UN FROM BTS

    • @professorspf
      @professorspf 3 роки тому

      @@SingeStheos North Korean

  • @ZephyrusMapping
    @ZephyrusMapping 3 роки тому +272

    "America wasn't a colonial power"
    The Philippines don't exist I guess.

    • @morganv7895
      @morganv7895 3 роки тому +51

      Do you think Puerto Rico can be considered one too?

    • @turkoositerapsidi
      @turkoositerapsidi 3 роки тому +61

      Usa was definitely colonial...

    • @Jade-ns9tg
      @Jade-ns9tg 3 роки тому +23

      @Morgan V or all the other "oversea" territories? In fact is the USA atm the only active colonial power left in this world. @Vologda Mapping

    • @morganv7895
      @morganv7895 3 роки тому +13

      @@Jade-ns9tg I would agree, only a few of them tho would be considered colonies: American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands.

    • @Jade-ns9tg
      @Jade-ns9tg 3 роки тому +7

      @Morgan V still more then every other country. :D I mean...ok you could argue that netherlands, UK and france still have some colonies, but all this areas are more or less fully incorporated. thats why the EU has a border in south armerica. :D

  • @gheorghitaalsunculitei9146
    @gheorghitaalsunculitei9146 3 роки тому +100

    Austria-Hungary wanted Western Sahara to exile the Serbs.Serbs refused because were no plum trees

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 3 роки тому +1

      Really so?

    • @christian9125abd
      @christian9125abd 3 роки тому +3

      ah so russia wantet same with madagascar and ukrains?

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 3 роки тому +2

      @Josip Aha I think I get it now, I had Slivovica when I was invited by a Serb shop-owner, quite a strong liquor, the Czechs make something similar themselves.

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 3 роки тому +1

      @Josip Becherovka is another one, they make their own Slivovice as well.

    • @azurite_-
      @azurite_- 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh western Sahara was morocco

  • @Maks_Oniszk
    @Maks_Oniszk 3 роки тому +29

    Uk: what colonies you want in africa portugal?
    Portugal : intesify yakko world song*

  • @lemmino1846
    @lemmino1846 3 роки тому +269

    *Any European empire voices a minor interest in Congo*
    *heavy, heavy Belgian breathing*

    • @arutka2000
      @arutka2000 3 роки тому +3

      Shouldn't it be: Heavy, Heavy, Leopold Panting ?

  • @alfiehurst7049
    @alfiehurst7049 3 роки тому +512

    I’d expect britain or France to want all of Africa
    PORTUGAL WANTS ALL + thankyou guys for 500 likes without pointing arrows at the like bar thats just astounding and it’s amazing how humanity started in Africa (Ethiopia) and migrated across the world for a few hundred thousand years and knew a lot about Europe but even though a lot of ancient civilisations started in Africa we knew nothing about it until the Portuguese found the southern parts of Africa in the 15th century (btw I am talking about europe finding the southern parts of Africa not the north)

    • @NibanoTransmontano
      @NibanoTransmontano 3 роки тому +17

      and we deserved at least the whole of South Africa, after all we were the ones who discovered

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 3 роки тому +13

      The british and french were more realistic and focused that's why they got actualy most of what they wanted. Portugal was a joke in every conceivable way, from what they demanded to why they demanded to the fact that their military and commercial power at that time was comparable to that of Liechtenstein.

    • @Floristini
      @Floristini 3 роки тому +19

      @@RoScFan
      To be fair, Portugal didn't claim the entirety of Africa in the Berlin Conference, as far as I'm aware. It was simply what was stipulated in the Treaty of Tordesillas, which by this time was very much ignored by everyone, including Portugal.
      Portugal's final claims on Africa - the Pink Map - were also realistic and focused. I can't imagine anything more logical than simply wanting the territory between two already existing colonies. Considering Portugal's declining state, that's not a farfetched goal at all.
      However, Portugal's oldest ally - Britain -, who was already getting like fucking half of Africa, could not relinquish that bit of territory just to pursue their ambitious project which they didn't even manage to complete in the end. That's "realistic" according to you?
      "Realism" and "focus" aren't why Britain and France got what they wanted. I mean, just look at the map, they both got gigantic portions of Africa. The reason is far simpler - power. They were the strongest colonial powers, so they made the rules, and they got what they wanted, for the most part.

    • @ivello
      @ivello 3 роки тому +6

      But Portugal's claim on the whole of Africa was from 400 years prior to the conference, when they were a big deal, and they dropped it along with their decline in power. It was obviously insane from the begining, but it seems that most people didn't quite understand that this came from loooong before (more than double the time between the conference and now, and look how much changed since then)

    • @Floristini
      @Floristini 3 роки тому +4

      @La nova renaissance
      I am aware. But that other dude called Britain's goals realistic and focused, and Portugal's a joke. Yet Portugal's goals were pretty much the same as Britain's but at a smaller, much more modest scale. So why is the more attainable of the two "unrealistic"?

  • @arealphantom2859
    @arealphantom2859 3 роки тому +29

    Portugal: Claims the entire continent.
    Leopold: Claims Portugal.
    Leopold: I'm going to do whats called a pro gamer move.

  • @MrCooper83
    @MrCooper83 3 роки тому +106

    Lol imagine a Portuguese planning to get the entire Africa:
    So they have the following convo:
    -Which country do you want in Africa?
    -I want Africa!
    -Yeah, but which country in Africa you want?
    -Heh? Africa is the country I want!
    -But Africa is a continent, not a country!!
    -Just gimme Africa dude!

  • @andrealmeida2448
    @andrealmeida2448 3 роки тому +223

    The portuguese didn't lose the colonial war. There was a coup.

    • @mikhailjoshuapahuyo1431
      @mikhailjoshuapahuyo1431 3 роки тому +2

      Bruh, so true 👁👄👁

    • @zeinnanla5422
      @zeinnanla5422 3 роки тому +29

      Doesn't matter the outcome was the same 🇲🇿

    • @beu9245
      @beu9245 3 роки тому +28

      They lost by being unable to participate

    • @mikhailjoshuapahuyo1431
      @mikhailjoshuapahuyo1431 3 роки тому +2

      @@beu9245 bruh, hahaha

    • @jackyex
      @jackyex 3 роки тому +46

      @La nova renaissance The difference is that Portugal won both of the main fronts, the angolan and the mozambican one, pushing the guerrillas out of the colonies, into the neighboring countries, the only front that they weren't winning, was Guinea because the guerrilla was much more organized and the colony was much less controlled than Angola and Mozambique, the only signs of the Portuguese presence in the Colony was the Cape Verdean doing administrative work in the cities.

  • @royxeph_arcanex
    @royxeph_arcanex 3 роки тому +45

    The Scramble for Africa is proof to why Japan closing off to Europe except for the Dutch was probably a smart move. From a Japanese perspective, if only.

    • @Melnek1
      @Melnek1 3 роки тому +5

      They would be better served with a centralized state in place of isolationism, they only escaped because of the isolated geographic position and because those islands have literally nothing useful, not even the terrain or the climate is suitable for plantations.

    • @volbound1700
      @volbound1700 3 роки тому +6

      @@Melnek1 The Meiji Restoration is what saved Japan. By 1890s, Japan had a formidable force that could compete with European powers and was even able to defeat China and the other Asian powers around it. Japan's progress in the 1800s is astounding and does not get enough attention.

    • @Melnek1
      @Melnek1 3 роки тому

      @@volbound1700 And where did I say otherwise? I just stressed that they could have done even better. I don't know where you live, but the achievements of the Meiji restoration are not an unknown topic for anyone who sets out to understand Asia's policies. If the Japanese have a problem with that, they may not have waged a war against the entire planet while they were committing the most depraved acts and atrocities imaginable on an industrial scale, they may have more recognition, but the way things are, they came out with very lucky, the Germans for example cannot say anything about their past without first and necessarily showing guilt and remorse, otherwise they will be immediately antogonised, something that the Japanese do not do and no one forced them to do, they didn’t even give in to work on solving all the problems with his nominal ally and neighbor in South Korea, let alone the rest.

    • @volbound1700
      @volbound1700 3 роки тому +5

      @@Melnek1 Japan of 1800s or even early 1900s can't be blamed for the Japan of the 1930s and 1940s .

    • @Melnek1
      @Melnek1 3 роки тому +1

      @@volbound1700 Again, I didn't say anything to that effect, if the Japanese are not getting due recognition, they can only blame themselves.

  • @Eftposable
    @Eftposable 3 роки тому +58

    4:53 "Gib Congo" - Leopold II, (c.1984). Ah yes, an amazing speech by his 149-year-old majesty. The 80's were truly amazing times haha.

  • @125discipline2
    @125discipline2 3 роки тому +155

    honestly they want everything. but they cant. so the split it, and take it later if the opportunity arise.

    • @TheSonofGod1
      @TheSonofGod1 3 роки тому +8

      Exept for the Brits, they got everything
      COLONISATION

    • @TheSonofGod1
      @TheSonofGod1 3 роки тому +3

      @ჶ Troopa3xd ჶ They lacked that part of the Congo...

    • @cryed0
      @cryed0 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheSonofGod1 they didnt get kenya(?), it went to the germans

    • @jeehoo
      @jeehoo 3 роки тому +1

      @@cryed0 i think they did

    • @ushikiii
      @ushikiii 3 роки тому +1

      @@cryed0 tanzania* and they later got it after ww1.

  • @GazilionPT
    @GazilionPT 3 роки тому +34

    8:20 You (as many others) totally misunderstood what the "padrão" was supposed to symbolise, as well as what the Teaty of Tordesillas was meant to establish.
    The "padrão" did not mean the Portuguese considered themselves the owners of that place, i.e., they were not expecting to convince the locals to obey them by erecting pillars... (In fact, until the very end of 19th century, the Portuguese made little effort to conquer territory in Africa, they were satisfied with establishing trading posts to trade with the natives - under favourable conditions, of course, so violence was used whenever needed.)
    The "padrão" was meant to be both a sign to other Portuguese navigators ("We've been in before") and a warning to other foreign powers: the Portuguese have been here, you may come into conflict if you insist on coming here, too. So, it was a diplomatic object of sorts, or like the bright coloured skin of a poisonous animal, warning potential enemies in an attempt to avoid conflict.
    Likewise, the Treaty of Tordesillas was not meant as Portugal and Spain each claiming to own half of the World. Actually, it was the opposite: each party to keep out of half of the world. This may seem the same thing as claiming ownership of the other half, but it's not. Portugal and Spain did not claim to own an hemisphere, they stated their interest in *trying* their best in that hemisphere. They were not naïve to the point of thinking that presenting a signed piece of paper would convince the natives that they were their overlords. The Treaty was meant only as a gentlemen's agreement that they would go different ways so to avoid conflict among them: I go this way, you go that way. But if they wanted to actually conquer something, they knew they would have to fight (the natives), the paper was worthless.
    It's like when 2 drug dealers divide a territory: that's meant to avoid conflict between them, but it does not translate in them owning the entire place (each house, each car, each person). They just assured their rival will not be around, but if they want to actually make a profit, they know they still have to find clients in "their" territory.

  • @TheGentleCreepers
    @TheGentleCreepers 3 роки тому +207

    Whispers: *"they never got etiopia"*

    • @cdemr
      @cdemr 3 роки тому +40

      _they never got Thailand_

    • @volbound1700
      @volbound1700 3 роки тому +5

      @@Pierre-Rambal_Cochet Actually yes. You got punked by Greece and then invaded by the Allies and Germany.

    • @mediterraneanclassic
      @mediterraneanclassic 3 роки тому +3

      *you can make a religion out of this*

    • @shockwavesteve
      @shockwavesteve 3 роки тому

      TheMagicMudkip
      Not even the Galactic Empire could find a single man in the universe who asked

    • @mikyas392
      @mikyas392 3 роки тому +1

      @@Pierre-Rambal_Cochet like France was under German colony in ww2? but, unlike France ethiopia didn't surrender. the Italians were fighting everywhere in ethiopia that whole five years.

  • @mohammedadam8685
    @mohammedadam8685 3 роки тому +7

    Thanks for sending this awesome historical video, love you from Chad 🇹🇩

  • @rublygrubly
    @rublygrubly 3 роки тому +55

    Portugal: We deserve all of Africa
    Everyone: The best we can do is Angola and Mozambique

    • @chateauferret
      @chateauferret Рік тому +1

      Maybe Cabo Verde and Guinea-Bissau as well

    • @Kronos777Lusos
      @Kronos777Lusos 3 місяці тому

      @@chateauferret And São Tomé e Principe

    • @chateauferret
      @chateauferret 3 місяці тому

      @@Kronos777Lusos How could I forget?

  • @radzzz376
    @radzzz376 3 роки тому +234

    Imagine if all those nations get what they wanted somehow

    • @Bamsi-tl4nk
      @Bamsi-tl4nk 3 роки тому +38

      A dutch sout africa....ok, time to stop dreaming

    • @pjotrvanmoorsel9433
      @pjotrvanmoorsel9433 3 роки тому +6

      @@Bamsi-tl4nk where is the dream?

    • @Bamsi-tl4nk
      @Bamsi-tl4nk 3 роки тому +4

      well, yo know, dutch south africa wasn't a thing from 18th century I think

    • @stephen9381
      @stephen9381 3 роки тому +9

      @@Bamsi-tl4nk what do you mean? It was perfectly real before Britain stole it during napoleonic wars.

    • @UnwiseWords
      @UnwiseWords 3 роки тому +22

      If every country got what they wanted then only Portugal would get what they wanted

  • @ComradeIsy
    @ComradeIsy 3 роки тому +127

    16:08
    The Phillipines, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and many minor pacific islands might want to say something about that one.

    • @Kenfren
      @Kenfren 3 роки тому +23

      This was the 1880's, before most of those lands were taken. Even than those lands were kinda not treated as colonies due to the US dislike of it. The Philippines is the big example of this, which was taken in the 1890's

    • @outerspace7391
      @outerspace7391 3 роки тому +11

      America was more interested in building an island colonial empire that grabbing continental land

    • @antikythera7318
      @antikythera7318 3 роки тому +13

      I would say that Hawaii and Cuba+surrounding islands are the only real cases of American colonies, as we straight up bought Alaska and the Philippines from Russia and Spain respectively, I agree that America was not absolved from it, but the video is mostly right with the whole “America din’t particularly like the whole colonialism thing” thing.

    • @EPICoutcast24
      @EPICoutcast24 3 роки тому +5

      Its a good thing the Filipinos fought back for their independence too; stopped the USA’s imperial ambitions there, even though our government regime already had to do mental gymnastics to justify colonialism as a former colony ourselves

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 3 роки тому +10

      Ah yes except the Philippines was given their freedom in 1949 as the US promised in the 1920s, Hawaii is part of the Union and Puerto Rico will be as its last vote the statehood party won, American Soma wants to stay like it is, Guam wants to enter the union, Micronesia wants to join Guam and join the US as as a state. Jay you need to stop beeing so nineteen thirtyish and try to be at lest early twenty-first in outlook. You just so outdated.

  • @SnapplyPie
    @SnapplyPie 3 роки тому +16

    0:02 love the Ottoman representative in the back left looking sad because everyone is saying they want Ottoman land :)

  • @Rafael-CL
    @Rafael-CL 3 роки тому +231

    Ok boys,mr Portugal it is your turn,which part of Africa do you want?
    Portugal:I want Africa
    delegators:ok which part?
    Portugal: África, takes the entire map and walk away from the conference.

  • @ashmirsmith6890
    @ashmirsmith6890 3 роки тому +84

    Actualy, up untill the end Portugal was winnig it's colonial wars with the exception of guinea-bissau. It was the war exausted portuguese people that allowed the colonies to become independent.

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 3 роки тому +24

      Yep,we won the war military but lost politically,kind how it went with the americans in Vietnam

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 3 роки тому +2

      That's how many colonies got their independence and how Germany was defeated in WWI.

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 3 роки тому +14

      @@alphagamer9505 lmao, no, America lost because it failed to achieve any of its objectives. You don't understand that in order to win you have to be on good terms with the people. The whole we lost only becaue of commies back home is a revanchist myth created in order to justified their failure. The thing is that they lost because they lost. But it will take time before they accept that

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 3 роки тому +15

      @@RoScFan Germany lost because it simply couldn't compete on two fronts and did not have sufficient manpower and industrial capacity to wage such a war. Not because of some "stab in the back". All of this "we lost, not because we lost, but because of those back home" is a revanchist BS made up by people who are just trying to justify their failures. The thing is that they lost because they lost. Some people are just too weak to admit defeat.

    • @jackyex
      @jackyex 3 роки тому +3

      Guinea was literally Portugal Achilles' heel

  • @guest273
    @guest273 3 роки тому +29

    Portugal delegate: "We'll take this part." *points in the middle of Africa*
    Rest of EU powers: "You want the Kongo?"
    Portugal delegate: "No, I want the whole bloody Africa!"
    Leopold: "KoNg0 iS mInE bItCh fIgHt mE!!!" *REEEEEE*

  • @outerspace7391
    @outerspace7391 3 роки тому +350

    People: The German Empire was so ambitious, they wanted most of the world under their rule!
    Germany: *has some generic reasonable claims*
    Portugual: *h u e*

    • @dodolulupepe
      @dodolulupepe 3 роки тому +26

      @Kaiser Von Bahr yeah, ww1 germany was not nazis, they did do some bad stuff still however.

    • @BlueGamingRage
      @BlueGamingRage 3 роки тому +31

      @@dodolulupepe The Kaiserreich was a more moral and efficient state than any world power except for the US

    • @dodolulupepe
      @dodolulupepe 3 роки тому +11

      @@BlueGamingRage I wouldn't say more moral in everything, but ok

    • @Castornator
      @Castornator 3 роки тому +50

      @@dodolulupepe i would say ww1 everyone was on the same field as going with morality. It wasn't good vs evil but nation vs nation

    • @dodolulupepe
      @dodolulupepe 3 роки тому +5

      @@Castornator Yeah, I agree.

  • @Baboonmomma
    @Baboonmomma 3 роки тому +72

    France, Germany and Portugal: lets make an empire going from east to west
    Britian: *N O*

    • @knightartorias746
      @knightartorias746 3 роки тому +5

      Britain: Let’s make a long line of colonies going North to South
      Germany: N E I N

    • @robertevbayekha6639
      @robertevbayekha6639 2 роки тому

      @@knightartorias746 britain to Germany: how about I do anyways

  • @kohencidence4485
    @kohencidence4485 2 роки тому +32

    “One could argue, that originally, Spanish Guinea was an Argentinian Colony. A colony of a colony, also known as a Cocololonyny”
    - Vologda Mapping

    • @bealu9459
      @bealu9459 10 місяців тому +1

      underrated

  • @alynwilliams1548
    @alynwilliams1548 3 роки тому +238

    "Congo was given to the Belgians"
    Congo: "I'm in danger"

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 3 роки тому +25

      That paved the way for one of the biggest tragedies in history: The Congo Free (Slave Labor) State. Leopold II really should be ranked up there with mankind's greatest monsters.

    • @juanme555
      @juanme555 3 роки тому +1

      @@thunderbird1921
      You have 0 clue what you're talking about.

    • @dennisengelen2517
      @dennisengelen2517 3 роки тому +1

      @@thunderbird1921 And even though that happened try going there as a homosexual and see what they'll do to you, they aren't any better lol.

    • @Lttlemoi
      @Lttlemoi 3 роки тому +11

      "Congo was given to -the Belgians- Leopold"

    • @baconator2427
      @baconator2427 3 роки тому +11

      The Belgians were the nicest colonizers by every metric, Leopold wasn’t

  • @shanemize3775
    @shanemize3775 3 роки тому +6

    I really enjoyed this video. It was incredibly well researched, great graphics and narration, and great sense of humor. Really well done! Please keep the outstanding videos coming and God bless you, my friend!

  • @Effiaaria
    @Effiaaria 2 роки тому +7

    Portugal: I want the entirety of Africa, what do you want my Belgian friend?
    Belgium: I want you

  • @leodksdkfjdskfhkyhbfkj1464
    @leodksdkfjdskfhkyhbfkj1464 3 роки тому +124

    No one:
    Vologda Mapping: cocololonyny

  • @OmegaLegacy972
    @OmegaLegacy972 3 роки тому +58

    The US has "territories" in the pacific, if you think about it, the US has an obvious reason they are called territories. but liberia wasnt a US colony and yes it was administrated by the people living there.

    • @joshhyyym
      @joshhyyym 3 роки тому +5

      Including the Philippines. The US was completely a colonial empire.

    • @UltramanII
      @UltramanII 3 роки тому +4

      No it's governed by the "black people" the US sent there, but these "black people" don't originally belong to that land, and even they did they had already become a new identity due to generations of slavery, so they soon start to have conflict with the actual native people there.

    • @wales2815
      @wales2815 3 роки тому +9

      @@UltramanII Why do you put quotation marks around black people?

    • @pdes_
      @pdes_ 3 роки тому +12

      @@joshhyyym The Spanish-American war, which resulted in the vast majority of the American colonies (including the Philippines), happened in 1898, fourteen years *after* the 1884 Berlin conference.

    • @joshhyyym
      @joshhyyym 3 роки тому

      @@pdes_ I didn't say it had anything to do with the Berlin conference, only that the US had colonies.

  • @jackyex
    @jackyex 3 роки тому +85

    Guys just an addendum, Portugal did NOT claim the whole of Africa during the Berlin Conference, they only claimed the whole of Africa when there was no other European Power in the region, with the claim of the whole of Africa existing during the 15th and 16th century, then only claiming the southern part and some areas around Guinea, and when the Brits got into southern African they stopped claiming all of the south too. In the Berlin Conference they only wanted the pink map.

    • @thehalofan12345
      @thehalofan12345 3 роки тому +6

      Did you watch the video? He explained it 3 seconds after ffs

    • @jackyex
      @jackyex 3 роки тому +13

      @@thehalofan12345I'm just giving more context, just by the comments you can see that some people didn't understand that.

    • @volbound1700
      @volbound1700 3 роки тому +1

      @@jackyex I think most of the comments are in jest.

  • @Alitacyan
    @Alitacyan 3 роки тому +19

    Well done researching and putting together this. Good to see the often overlooked (potential) colonial powers. Austro-Hungarian perspective was especally fun. You're totally right on point with Western Sahara, it was a stupid idea for A-H to make a play for it.

  • @maanvol
    @maanvol 3 роки тому +6

    The 'Conference of Berlin' had been asked for by Portugal in order to avoid future conflicts over Africa, but contrary to what it had hoped for, it became the most disadvantaged by the conference; being gravely betrayed by England -- for instance, many of the uninhabited islands discovered by Portugal, have been robbed by England!

  • @Tomtiedom12
    @Tomtiedom12 3 роки тому +46

    Contrary to what i stated in this video, the Dutch had no colonial ambitions in Africa at the time of the Berlin Conference. The Netherlands was busy with the different wars in the Dutch East Indies, namely Aceh.

    • @outerspace7391
      @outerspace7391 3 роки тому +12

      The Boers were still wishing for the return of the Dutch in Southern Africa

    • @JardaAndriessen
      @JardaAndriessen 3 роки тому +1

      @@outerspace7391 Really? I always thought the boers already had a fully independent mindset at the time. Interesting to hear👍🏻.

    • @outerspace7391
      @outerspace7391 3 роки тому +7

      @@JardaAndriessen I mean, they did enjoy independence, but that was mainly an attempt at trying to kick the British out. They would welcome the colonial Dutch forces with open arms if they ever wanted to help them

    • @JardaAndriessen
      @JardaAndriessen 3 роки тому +2

      @@outerspace7391 Too bad the Dutch never went there. We should have taken them home, or at least supported their future.

    • @outerspace7391
      @outerspace7391 3 роки тому +1

      @@JardaAndriessen It's true. Perhaps if the Dutch retook South Africa, apartheid would never had become a thing

  • @GarfieldRex
    @GarfieldRex 3 роки тому +5

    This video is gold. Thank you very much for this, very very educational. The ambitions vs reality were just awesome :p

  • @TheOneGuy1111
    @TheOneGuy1111 3 роки тому +32

    The fact that so much of the reasoning was about making lines all the way across Africa really drives home how little the Europeans cared about the existing political and cultural map of the Africans themselves.

    • @aksmex2576
      @aksmex2576 2 роки тому +1

      Well they at that time didn't think their countries would no longer have these colonies. Kinda how the Natives of Americas didn't matter, to them.

    • @marcelthevirginian1656
      @marcelthevirginian1656 2 роки тому

      I was thinking the exact... same... thing...

    • @Maur0dm
      @Maur0dm 2 роки тому +4

      the problem is say they followed cultural lines they might miss out on resources or strategic places plus they didnt excpect the colonies to go independent and follow those borders that was there own decision

    • @Jollofmuncher2000
      @Jollofmuncher2000 10 місяців тому

      they treated an entire continent like a slice of people, the old time really were brutal

  • @augustobarbosab.773
    @augustobarbosab.773 3 роки тому +49

    Fun fact: When Brazil became independent there was a revolt in Angola (started by settlers and soldiers) that wanted a union with the recently independent country. That's why the 3rd article of the Brazilian Treaty of Independence says that "
    His Majesty (Emperor Pedro of Braganza) promises that he will not accept proposals from any other Portuguese colony to join Brazil."
    In fact, Brazil had a great influence in Angola mainly after it was reconquered from the dutch by (proto) Brazilian forces. For this reason some say that in the 17th century Angola was a colony of a colony. On the other hand the Brazilian economy relied on slaves that came from Angola.

    • @sergiocalves
      @sergiocalves 3 роки тому +2

      Actually Angola was a colony of Brazil before Brazil's independence (and maybe also Sao Tome e Principe), since they were reconquered from the Dutch West Indies Company by Brazilian men in 1648. In Brazil's independence by 1822/4/5 they reverted back to Portugal possibly with that treaty.

    • @kermitthethinker1465
      @kermitthethinker1465 3 роки тому +2

      @@sergiocalves Yes,you are correct that brasilians,reconquered back angola from dutch,but they were admnistrated by Portugal,so they dont count as Brasilian colonies,the guys that revolted were the slave traders,joining brasil to keep the slaves going to America.

  • @sousasemze8088
    @sousasemze8088 3 роки тому +21

    8:15 Pedrraawwwssszzz 😂😂
    jokes aside the video is amazing although, i have to say Portugal never claimed the whole continent! The treaty defined what spain could explore and what Portugal could explore and the other nations later would have denied the treaty!

  • @thesheepofdeath1890
    @thesheepofdeath1890 2 роки тому +4

    The "cocololonyny" joke was the thing that made me subscribe instantly lmao. So stupid and so good

  • @erkdenizvargez9225
    @erkdenizvargez9225 3 роки тому +10

    Very good video, high quality !

  • @kausardatta6821
    @kausardatta6821 3 роки тому +50

    Everyone talking about Portugal being Scammed, but noone's talking about how the Ottomans were scammed worse

  • @iISkyGameIi
    @iISkyGameIi 3 роки тому +5

    other countries: want a part of africa
    Portugal: *I’m four parallel universes ahead of you*

  • @finden3362
    @finden3362 3 роки тому +20

    well according to Tratado of Tordesilhas, Portugal clamied more than half of the world land mass, much more than any empire ever lol

    • @bypyros1933
      @bypyros1933 3 роки тому +2

      Obviously Spain wasn't part of the deal since it was the one they signed it with.

    • @finden3362
      @finden3362 3 роки тому

      @@bypyros1933 yes

    • @finden3362
      @finden3362 3 роки тому

      But since i was a kid i tought it was a bit funny that Spain was inside Portugal clains lol, or now, that Spain would have lost a lot

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii 3 роки тому

      Pope says yes

  • @DarthNoox
    @DarthNoox 3 роки тому +20

    The Netherlands would basically be asking to get their shit back

  • @cyanidelord
    @cyanidelord 3 роки тому +8

    Portugal: I WANT ALL AFRICA
    Belgium: I want You

    • @funnySIMON99
      @funnySIMON99 3 роки тому

      Sounds like a love declaration

  • @barrankobama4840
    @barrankobama4840 3 роки тому +21

    Eritrea was already established as an Italian Colony years before the Berlin Conference.

    • @alterego9791
      @alterego9791 3 роки тому

      Its what he said.

    • @barrankobama4840
      @barrankobama4840 3 роки тому +4

      @@alterego9791 earlier the video says that Eritrea was given to Italy during the conference.
      Italy participated to Berlin conference just as an observer, like Russia, Austria and Sweden, since it didn't had any ambition outside of the colonies it already had and didn't had, in that moment, any territorial dispute with other colonial powers.

  • @ila3
    @ila3 3 роки тому +16

    Portugal was like:
    *I'll take your entire stock*