Why didn't Russia Also Scramble Africa? (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • Europe's great powers carved up Africa amongst themselves during the late 19th/ early 20th centuries in what's called the Scramble for Africa. Yet, one major power which was absent from the conquests was the Russian Empire. To find out why, watch this short and simple animated history documentary.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,6 тис.

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 3 роки тому +11591

    They didn`t need to, finances were already secured by James Bizzonete.

    • @thesle3p
      @thesle3p 3 роки тому +474

      Not gonna lie I look forward to him saying "Rob Waterhouse" at the end of every video.

    • @humminster
      @humminster 3 роки тому +100

      Is no one gonna talk about the other people

    • @genderbender6958
      @genderbender6958 3 роки тому +174

      @@humminster no no we won't

    • @agonistadenoche7806
      @agonistadenoche7806 3 роки тому +414

      What about Kelly money marker?

    • @lchapo6698
      @lchapo6698 3 роки тому +19

      @@humminster lol who?

  • @rosswebster7877
    @rosswebster7877 3 роки тому +7463

    It’s funny how much of Russian history is shaped by the need for a port that doesn’t freeze over in Winter.

    • @DVXDemetrivs
      @DVXDemetrivs 3 роки тому +136

      this is a one-sided view of history

    • @ElYeyuno
      @ElYeyuno 3 роки тому +148

      Like old Odessa, Sevastopol or Vladivostok?

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 3 роки тому +590

      @@ElYeyuno black sea trade way separated from other world by Turks, and Vladivostok located on other side of Earth. So yes, we really having a lack of ice-free ports to trade via ocean

    • @sunrisings292
      @sunrisings292 3 роки тому +47

      @@ImPedofinderGeneral ...Murmansk is ice free all the year...

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 3 роки тому +217

      @@sunrisings292 Yes, but it still located in polar circle. And there is lots of nuclear icebreakers on Murmansk port

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +3889

    Europe: This time for Africa
    Russia: *This time for Europa*

    • @lolzhong3379
      @lolzhong3379 3 роки тому +35

      Lol

    • @h0ckeyd
      @h0ckeyd 3 роки тому +40

      The US took part in the Berlin conference too.

    • @h0ckeyd
      @h0ckeyd 3 роки тому +71

      @Otto Von Bismarck They did indeed. I'm just not a huge fan of them complaining about European colonialism when they're no better. Just better at PR.

    • @matt1550
      @matt1550 3 роки тому +3

      @Otto Von Bismarck they were a independent nation

    • @jueviolegrace8827
      @jueviolegrace8827 3 роки тому +9

      Supreme Léader 🙋‍♂️🙇‍♂️

  • @shrike4526
    @shrike4526 3 роки тому +657

    "Why didn't Russia Also Scramble Africa?" - Because Russia has Siberia.

    • @sampejke
      @sampejke 3 роки тому +20

      yep with 10 thousand inhabitans

    • @ablorenz
      @ablorenz 3 роки тому +1

      @@sampejke lol

    • @bluewanderer9450
      @bluewanderer9450 3 роки тому +14

      @@sampejke ahahahahhaa. Yep, it’s pretty abandoned. Now only 20 million people live here)

    • @sampejke
      @sampejke 3 роки тому +15

      @@bluewanderer9450 38mln. Almost like Canada. I live in Siberia

    • @bluewanderer9450
      @bluewanderer9450 3 роки тому +11

      @@sampejke ну, не 38, а 30, недооценил я нашу численность)

  • @Suppiluliuma_1
    @Suppiluliuma_1 3 роки тому +4409

    Russian:Be orthodox
    Ethiopian :Before you said that we already Orthodox from nearly 2000 year before .

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 3 роки тому +720

      Didn't Russia support Ethiopia in their war against Italy because of that?

    • @hannibalbarca7220
      @hannibalbarca7220 3 роки тому +383

      @@sonoftheway3528 yes

    • @FixdalOK
      @FixdalOK 3 роки тому +323

      @@sonoftheway3528 Wars are about money, power and resources and religion is just a phoney excuse to get gullible peasants to support the war.

    • @Essa5225
      @Essa5225 3 роки тому +188

      @@sonoftheway3528 no Russia was under the rule of the soviet union which was a very secular regime that even attacked and destroyed churches they helped because Italy is their ideological enemy because Italy was fascist.

    • @iuliusconstantcornelio2018
      @iuliusconstantcornelio2018 3 роки тому +390

      @@Essa5225 There was a war before that in the 19th century, when both Russia and Italy were Christian monarchies and Italy tried to defeat the Ethiopians, but back then, they failed, unlike in the Second Italian-Ethiopian War of 1935-1936, when mustard gas won the day....

  • @PK-rh3cs
    @PK-rh3cs 3 роки тому +5768

    "This was done under the rule of Peter the Great"
    "This attempt petered out pretty quickly"
    I see what you did there

  • @arkwill14
    @arkwill14 10 місяців тому +64

    2:09 - It was my understanding that the selling of Alaska wasn't so much about needing cash as it was coming to terms with reality. Russia realized it probably wasn't going to be able to hold on to Alaska as British ambitions in Canada crept ever closer and they did not want it to spark another clash with Britain (like the recent Crimean War, which went badly for them). The Russians would only lose yet more territory and influence. Also, Alaska wasn't too profitable anyways and it was hard to administer and protect due to its distant location. So they sold it -- but to stick it to the British they sold it to the Americans, knowing that the British probably didn't want Alaska badly enough to challenge the Americans for it.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 5 місяців тому +12

      There is actually an argument that the federal government, to this day, loses money in Alaska.
      Almost nobody lived there until the gold rush ~30 years after the purchase, which benefitted the state - but not the federal coffers.
      Alaska gets to keep (depending on the field) over 90% of its oil and gas revenue and has been a net recipient of federal aid for the construction of infrastructure and for cleanups and rebuilding of the various disasters that have plagued it.
      The senators it sends are notorious for placing earmarks for funding of pet projects that benefit the state, but not much else. Ironically its one of the more conservative states, especially for social programs but seems to revel in pork barrelling.
      Russia made a strategic call -it would not have been able to defend the colony from Britain's Canadian colonies/colonists, and they got to make money in the process. The vast majority of the settlers there moved back into the Empire, notably to Siberia. Even if they somehow made the colony work, it'd be about 150 years before they could theoretically have made a profit.

    • @oqo3310
      @oqo3310 День тому

      ​@@smalltime0 tbh tho alaska's strategic placement alone is enough to make up for it not being a money maker.

  • @Matakshaman
    @Matakshaman 3 роки тому +133

    I like how you mentioned the "other united kingdom", as no other history channel seems to acknowledge this

  • @willfeus5647
    @willfeus5647 3 роки тому +4280

    Ashinov: "lets go to Africa"
    Tsar: "what was that? Siberia? say no more"

  • @persimmon93
    @persimmon93 3 роки тому +3007

    Africa: no ice, bears, or tundras.
    Russian: this place sucks!!!

    • @radziwill7193
      @radziwill7193 3 роки тому +146

      Canada in Russian sounds like "kak nado"-"How should be.""

    • @ZdarovaZaibal3
      @ZdarovaZaibal3 3 роки тому +49

      @@radziwill7193 Canada in Russian is Kanada (Канада). No æ in first syllable , but a. Stress on the second syllable. I’m from Russia.

    • @radziwill7193
      @radziwill7193 3 роки тому +50

      Капец вы оба недалекие.

    • @ZdarovaZaibal3
      @ZdarovaZaibal3 3 роки тому +8

      @@radziwill7193 ты русский чи шо?

    • @chipchilinkachip910
      @chipchilinkachip910 3 роки тому +8

      @@radziwill7193 damn, you are one of them.

  • @IDontGetIrony
    @IDontGetIrony 3 роки тому +139

    The thumbnail was the most beautiful map I ever saw. A Russia with more warm water ports than it could want.

    • @okene
      @okene Місяць тому +1

      False. African natural ports are mostly horrible and far between. Being warm is not enough

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims Місяць тому

      Russia has tons of warm water ports, “Russia doesn’t invade countries for warm water ports, this is something the British came up with to rationalize Russian behavior and of course they’d think that since they’re a maritime culture.” -Mike Kofman

  • @youcanlearnalotfromlydia
    @youcanlearnalotfromlydia 3 роки тому +84

    Brilliant. As always. You continue to surprise and amuse. Never knew there were quite so many sinister yet hilarious ways to make a "soon" face with cartoon block men. You've got the narrowed eyes and sideways glances down to an art form. Also laughed out loud at skipping through the daisies of Suez and Gibraltar, and at "la nôtre". Also loved the detail of the black and white portraits. Top class, as usual from you. 100/10. Keep them coming!! And thanks so much for all your hard work on these :D

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD 3 роки тому +6570

    Russian sign: "Please don't steal our colonies"
    Britain: "Ummm..."

    • @internetexplorer7143
      @internetexplorer7143 3 роки тому +52

      I’ve seen you somewhere before

    • @debilman9065
      @debilman9065 3 роки тому +72

      Russian: Ugh! Fine we'll sell Alaska to the US, what do you think of that you cykac?

    • @lopez7947
      @lopez7947 3 роки тому +57

      *Britain approaches slowly and threateningly*

    • @lol-rl8gc
      @lol-rl8gc 3 роки тому +6

      here before this blows up

    • @verosotelo2764
      @verosotelo2764 3 роки тому +11

      I didn't know you watched history matters

  • @idek6585
    @idek6585 3 роки тому +2376

    "Needed to pass Germany Denmark the United Kingdom the other United Kingdom"
    Please tell me I wasn't the only one who cracked up to that

    • @u.s.1974
      @u.s.1974 3 роки тому +52

      You weren't.

    • @GhostRider659
      @GhostRider659 3 роки тому +101

      Did make me do a double take

    • @Lord_Of_Aether
      @Lord_Of_Aether 3 роки тому +15

      You're not the only one.

    • @hamzaharoon6336
      @hamzaharoon6336 3 роки тому +158

      I really liked that quick self-deprecation. But the Swedish UK was actually called "United Kingdoms", referring to both Sweden and Norway.

    • @ethancooper2497
      @ethancooper2497 3 роки тому +2

      Lmbo

  • @egebuluttopatan7921
    @egebuluttopatan7921 3 роки тому +92

    Russia: We don't have access to Africa,but maybe some strait help us
    Ottomans: *I'm in danger*

    • @nullussum2535
      @nullussum2535 Рік тому

      Russian army: *Ah shit, here we go again*

  • @thenationaltimelyactionhou9328
    @thenationaltimelyactionhou9328 3 роки тому +1

    Great video dude, I always learn something new watching your channel!

  • @monikhadka
    @monikhadka 3 роки тому +1719

    America: why didn’t you colonize Africa
    Russia: you wouldn’t get it

    • @grandtheftautoiii8854
      @grandtheftautoiii8854 3 роки тому +38

      America? You mean like the Americas?

    • @SciRuler
      @SciRuler 3 роки тому +10

      Is this a joke in itself of it.

    • @deutschland2900
      @deutschland2900 3 роки тому +38

      @@grandtheftautoiii8854 Ottoman Empire 🤝

    • @Lord_Of_Aether
      @Lord_Of_Aether 3 роки тому +81

      @@grandtheftautoiii8854 They mean the US, which had a colony in Africa, Liberia.

    • @grandtheftautoiii8854
      @grandtheftautoiii8854 3 роки тому +10

      @@deutschland2900 Greetings🤝

  • @jan-willemvankaathoven914
    @jan-willemvankaathoven914 3 роки тому +550

    I alreay guessed this was going to be about not having warm water ports, but the cossacks in Djibouti were a nice surprise.

    • @ElYeyuno
      @ElYeyuno 3 роки тому +11

      Yes. I always get interesting surprises here in just a few minutes. This is a good channel.

    • @ChrisJones-ij3xp
      @ChrisJones-ij3xp 2 роки тому +24

      "Russian Somaliland"..."Russian Territory of the Afars and the Issas"..."New Moscow"...all have quite a different ring to them...

    • @JackRabbitSlim
      @JackRabbitSlim 2 роки тому +19

      Every man wants a piece of Djibouti.

    • @Kenan-Z
      @Kenan-Z 2 роки тому +5

      It's as weird as a polar bear on Sahara

    • @T1Oracle
      @T1Oracle 2 роки тому

      The what in your what?

  • @KareemEisa
    @KareemEisa 3 роки тому +15

    Russia to france: I've never seen this man in my life

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Рік тому +1

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!!!!

  • @epicgamerzfail4575
    @epicgamerzfail4575 3 роки тому +2768

    In Russia, you don't scramble the continent, the continent scrambles you.

    • @sriyasodharmma4021
      @sriyasodharmma4021 3 роки тому +62

      C Y K A B L Y A T

    • @MrKakibuy
      @MrKakibuy 3 роки тому +16

      *tried

    • @alexanderthegreat445
      @alexanderthegreat445 3 роки тому +42

      That is actually really true of Russia

    • @nikonghong
      @nikonghong 3 роки тому +24

      Napoleon & Hi1ler: 😼😼😼

    • @fredferd965
      @fredferd965 3 роки тому +45

      That may be more true than you perhaps realize. The Russians do a lot of thinking. Their writing style is generally dark, bleak, moody. They play a lot of chess. I was in the US Army and spent two years in Alaska, a similar climate. During the winter everything was dark, bleak, moody, gloomy. We played a lot of chess. There were very few writers among us. Some of us lost our minds. I suppose I was one of them. Bwahahahaha, cackle, giggle (accompanied by finger burbling sounds), hee, heee, heee, heee. Oh, god!

  • @ordinary_magician
    @ordinary_magician 3 роки тому +487

    I like how you made one of the privateers look like a cartoony pirate

    • @pplayer666
      @pplayer666 3 роки тому +1

      Indeed, the Don and Kuban Cossacks have always dressed sharply; Zaporozhian ones however tended to look and act the part just like pirates, except operating on land.

  • @Matthy63
    @Matthy63 2 роки тому +18

    It's interesting because if you're a 19th century European power looking to do a colonialism in Africa, Djibouti and Madagascar are both incredibly good strategic locations, which is also exactly why Britain and France would never have stood for it.

  • @elYisusdelaNazza
    @elYisusdelaNazza 3 роки тому +1

    Great answer to a question I never asked myself. Love u bro.

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it
    @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 3 роки тому +2073

    Imagine being bigger than Pluto and a 2 of the worlds oceans and still wanting Africa

    • @sir.shark1504
      @sir.shark1504 3 роки тому +175

      "Jeographi"

    • @half-hazard8903
      @half-hazard8903 3 роки тому +12

      lmaooooo

    • @ynnalyl6195
      @ynnalyl6195 3 роки тому +94

      They were still bigger than Europe and Antarctica bigger than 2 continents

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 3 роки тому +43

      Russia wants to control it all.

    • @oteatimeo
      @oteatimeo 3 роки тому +71

      Eat too much, you'll get a tummy ache.

  • @Patmanduu
    @Patmanduu 3 роки тому +1057

    “Please don’t steal our colony” - From Russia with Love

    • @charlessaint7926
      @charlessaint7926 3 роки тому +26

      American colony: Did you say Freedom?

    • @clementl.9566
      @clementl.9566 3 роки тому +12

      @battledabstudio You must be kidding, the British Empire was more afraid of the French Empire than the other way around.

    • @eraldorh
      @eraldorh 3 роки тому +18

      @@clementl.9566 hahaha! good one

    • @tortillawrapper5454
      @tortillawrapper5454 3 роки тому +7

      @@clementl.9566 nah

    • @harrysmith1070
      @harrysmith1070 3 роки тому +2

      @@clementl.9566 Search up Battle of Trafalgar and The Battle of Alexandria. You'll soon find an answer to your question.

  • @seanjenkins4459
    @seanjenkins4459 2 роки тому +1

    Great video!

  • @bskiez
    @bskiez 3 роки тому +3

    *1:55* I swear that made me laugh. Not laughing at anyone's plight just the slapstick comedy of this channel.

  • @craigstockwell230
    @craigstockwell230 3 роки тому +163

    To add: Imperial Russia did aid Ethiopia in the late 1880s, early 1890s. Russia sent guns to Ethiopia, such as the then-recently surplussed Berdan II rifles.

    • @merlhawkins9108
      @merlhawkins9108 2 роки тому +14

      Russian always sent weapons to Africa for years!!

    • @indianlionbro7857
      @indianlionbro7857 2 роки тому +1

      Didn't Hitler also build a base in Africa too? I read it a long long time ago.

    • @enokua5466
      @enokua5466 2 роки тому

      @@indianlionbro7857 Yeah because some african countries were colonized by germany

    • @ellismarquez8410
      @ellismarquez8410 2 роки тому +15

      They were both, and are still, nominally Eastern Orthodox, so perhaps there was some degree of cultural connection.

    • @tashalorm4313
      @tashalorm4313 2 роки тому

      @@merlhawkins9108 They sent weapons to Africa to help them against the oppressors (The West)

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 3 роки тому +1326

    I clicked faster than the devaluing of the German Mark in the 1920s.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +72

    France: Did YOU do this?
    Tzar: Fun fact, *n o*

  • @fionawallace580
    @fionawallace580 2 роки тому

    I love these videos!

  • @Thomas-ww1tp
    @Thomas-ww1tp 3 роки тому +358

    I feel like this is the "Questions you never asked but you now realize are actually really good" channel

  • @jaggaming8685
    @jaggaming8685 3 роки тому +114

    Also Russia is gigantic. They had resources already that they struggled to utilize. No need for international conflict for yet more resources when you got plenty. That and they were focused on modernization at that time.

    • @DmitriKadykov
      @DmitriKadykov 2 роки тому +2

      Resources were not that important untill the end of 19th century. Big part of the territory was conquered just to get rid of annoying Tatarian tribes.

  • @hamodycraft1345
    @hamodycraft1345 3 роки тому

    This channel grew well, I remember watching one of his videos where he was like 100k subs.

  • @PeaceToday2011
    @PeaceToday2011 3 роки тому +25

    I've seen this video before, but the dismissal of the the Russian failure to colonize Madagascar being summed up as privateers aren't good settlers (which, fun fact, they aren't) has peaked my curiosity. I've read that the Merina people had a relatively strong monarchy, and I'm curious if that had anything to do with the failure.

    • @alanpennie
      @alanpennie Рік тому

      They did.
      Something of a water control empire which organised rice cultivation.

    • @NovikNikolovic
      @NovikNikolovic Рік тому

      If they were so strong, they could've put up a better resistance to France. I could see them losing to Britain, but France!?

    • @datocosmico
      @datocosmico 7 місяців тому

      You are so clever, please consider saying bye bye to your dragon balls downstairs in order for humankind having to deal with your kin :)

  • @hornet370
    @hornet370 3 роки тому +125

    James Bizzonete has a new challenger, Charles the first

    • @hamzaharoon6336
      @hamzaharoon6336 3 роки тому +11

      The dude even got his own sprite.

    • @Doogie2K3
      @Doogie2K3 3 роки тому

      @@hamzaharoon6336 *[sad Ten Minute British History noises]*

    • @njb1126
      @njb1126 3 роки тому +8

      I disagree, Charles I (of Britain) was so bad with money that he had to recall parliament then got into a war about it. Whereas James bissonette has been able to fund all of history quite comfortably

    • @siyaaviation3659
      @siyaaviation3659 3 роки тому +2

      @@njb1126 lol

  • @permesan6846
    @permesan6846 3 роки тому +153

    Everyone: **leaves USSR**
    Kazakhstan: Door stuck door stuck!

    • @vladnikolaev1558
      @vladnikolaev1558 3 роки тому +42

      75 % of the People voted in 1991 to stay within the USSR.

    • @viacheslavqa5845
      @viacheslavqa5845 3 роки тому +22

      @@vladnikolaev1558 138% actually

    • @vladnikolaev1558
      @vladnikolaev1558 3 роки тому +22

      @Artem Kuznetsov "Communism is worse than nazi."
      Very strange. Communism never supported any racist ideologie, nor did they ever discriminate any races. The only goal was to make the life of the ordinary workers and peasants better.
      Under Communism people got free education, free healthcare, free housing.
      I had a big laugh with your statements.
      The only ones who were scared and discriminated because of Communism were the Rothschilds, the Rockefellers and the many big capitalists who would like to have the 99 % of the worlds wealth for themselves.

    • @vladnikolaev1558
      @vladnikolaev1558 3 роки тому

      @Artem Kuznetsov Well yes, who will want to go to a ridiculous referendum to dissolve the USSR - no one.

    • @Gummy_Sarcasm_Provider
      @Gummy_Sarcasm_Provider 3 роки тому +1

      @Artem Kuznetsov Bruh... it`s a lie

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +68

    Because in Africa they blessed the rains instead of vodka

  • @calus-superiorjackass3906
    @calus-superiorjackass3906 3 роки тому +224

    "Germany, Denmark, the United Kingdom and the other United Kingdom"
    Was I the only one who had to go a few seconds back? XD

    • @emperorkarlfranzrulerofthe2826
      @emperorkarlfranzrulerofthe2826 3 роки тому +19

      Nope, and as a Norwegian/british person i had a jolly good laugh at it, i love the humor of this channel

    • @calus-superiorjackass3906
      @calus-superiorjackass3906 3 роки тому +2

      @@emperorkarlfranzrulerofthe2826 yeah the humor is great, but at that moment I was like: which other UK? XD

    • @MrRemicas
      @MrRemicas 3 роки тому +26

      This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

    • @bjrnerikternstenhaukens5541
      @bjrnerikternstenhaukens5541 3 роки тому +6

      @@MrRemicas he can’tdo that! Shoot him...or something!

    • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
      @pelinalwhitestrake3367 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, I also forgot that Sweden-Norway was United Kingdom too.

  • @reynardus1359
    @reynardus1359 3 роки тому +42

    Russia was never the colonial power in the sense the other European countries you're referencing. The people of the land Russia absorbed were given Russian citizenship for one.

    • @nullgator8073
      @nullgator8073 9 місяців тому

      That's still colonialism, a brand of colonialism Russia is particularly fond of (see current passportization in Ukraine)

    • @reynardus1359
      @reynardus1359 9 місяців тому +1

      @@nullgator8073 You should look the definition of colonialism. By your reasoning every state in the U.S. is a colony.

  • @greenbutter3190
    @greenbutter3190 3 роки тому

    Stable video 👍

  • @darkphosphorus330
    @darkphosphorus330 3 роки тому +36

    Russia owning Madagascar, imagine how interesting that would be

    • @lxndys
      @lxndys 2 роки тому +3

      I believe Russia's influence on Mada today is quite strong. The Malagasy Gov choose not to condemn Russia over the invasion of Ukraine. So there's that.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 роки тому +6

      Orthodox Lemurs...

    • @Leantenant
      @Leantenant Рік тому +3

      And Hawaii

    • @vahahadziev
      @vahahadziev Рік тому +7

      @@lxndys maybe its called common sense?

    • @mattdavis9601
      @mattdavis9601 Рік тому +1

      "The Penguins of Madagascar" is about a KGB experiment gone horribly right.

  • @blackwatertv7018
    @blackwatertv7018 3 роки тому +40

    As someone who’s played Kaiser Reich and Europa Universalis IV, I can confirm getting colonies in Africa is hard as Russia.

    • @ramp597
      @ramp597 Рік тому +4

      Fight Spain or Portugal and take a province in Africa In the peace treaty and move your capital there and use the Siberia frontier to rapidly colonise Africa, you can do the same thing with the new world

  • @Ric_A
    @Ric_A 2 роки тому

    Interesting information

  • @andrewmettler2228
    @andrewmettler2228 8 місяців тому +4

    I have to say, if you're in the Patreon game mainly because creators will mention you by name, I don't think there's a better creator to support than this one.

  • @arthurq7843
    @arthurq7843 3 роки тому +67

    Ashinov's journey from Africa straight to Siberia must have been epic!)))

  • @tj4234
    @tj4234 3 роки тому +106

    “The other United Kingdom"
    **Rule Britannia Intensifies**

  • @vasilhnatiuk4961
    @vasilhnatiuk4961 3 роки тому

    these are so good, but i wish you guys do more custom animations.

  • @regularbasis9295
    @regularbasis9295 3 роки тому

    Thanks for the quick lesson

  • @horus228
    @horus228 3 роки тому +40

    When he said "United Kingdom" and Sweden+Norway light up, i was confused. When he said "the other United Kingdom" and the Uk light up, i was aroused!

  • @mike_404
    @mike_404 3 роки тому +610

    If you're here just for homework:
    1. They didn't want to protect a colony that wasn't inside its mainland borders
    2. They had no easy route to get there

    • @cianakril
      @cianakril 3 роки тому +30

      "They didn't need or wanted" should come first.

    • @prohacker5086
      @prohacker5086 3 роки тому +7

      @@cianakril Everyone needs or wants some extra gold

    • @altumurnemtzra2026
      @altumurnemtzra2026 3 роки тому +42

      @@prohacker5086 They had enough natural resources, europe's scramble was due to lack of said natural resources

    • @cianakril
      @cianakril 3 роки тому +5

      @@prohacker5086 yeah, and that's why they sold Alaska, as selling this burden was more profitable than establishing colonies there when all available colonists were settling Urals and Eastern Ukraine yet. And this is why Russia never bothered with Africa either, as leaving Africa alone had saved more gold than holding over it, given available colonization resources at that moment. FFS, Russia has barely colonized itself within the current borders: most of the towns in Western and North-Eastern Siberia were established just 40 years ago and depopulated since the fall of USSR as they need development investments. With whole of Siberia, Alaska and Central Asia in possession, Russia didn't ever had a need for Africa.

    • @Cybernaut551
      @Cybernaut551 3 роки тому +1

      @@cianakril Morale of the story: sell more, not buy...
      Except for hold, not sell stocks, however.

  • @altaccaltacc7652
    @altaccaltacc7652 2 роки тому +4

    Russia: we have africa at home
    africa at home: siberia

  • @Alizz12
    @Alizz12 2 роки тому +4

    I got recommended this now

  • @welcometotheinternet574
    @welcometotheinternet574 3 роки тому +306

    “This was done by Europe’s mayor powers”
    Portuguese happy noises

  • @MrStyker13
    @MrStyker13 3 роки тому +1516

    I only wanted to point out that the answer is obvious if you've learnt Russian history and now I live in fear of this comment section.

    • @saulofontoura
      @saulofontoura 3 роки тому +365

      You saved yourselves from immense social conflicts and future accusations of racism. It was a wise decision.

    • @erynn9968
      @erynn9968 3 роки тому +299

      Russia: just lives
      Europe in the past: colonizes Africa
      Europe now: why didn't they do that? Let's find an explanation!

    • @user-ci4yw7vh1d
      @user-ci4yw7vh1d 3 роки тому +129

      @@saulofontoura it wouldn't work on us. We don't have races, we have only nationalities

    • @igorivanov299
      @igorivanov299 3 роки тому +100

      @@saulofontoura
      Yes, but the left has assigned Russia/Russians as their proverbial scapegoat and red herring for everything & anything when things don't go their way.
      Also Russians living in the west are just as guilty for those perceived transgressions from distant past to those that we taught to feel transgressed all because we share the same pigmentation.
      They see white and they hate.

    • @DVXDemetrivs
      @DVXDemetrivs 3 роки тому +77

      @@saulofontoura Minorities still see all whites as oppressors, including us. So nothing has changed

  • @MegaMurcelago
    @MegaMurcelago Рік тому +3

    One remark upon selling Alaska. The main thing was - governors was convinced that Russia will not be able to hold Alaska in the face of wichever conflict, also it was not seen as good land back then. And so - Alaska was sold

  • @faristotle2979
    @faristotle2979 3 роки тому

    Bro I love you guys. Thanks for making my commeny actually happen 💙

  • @Almirante1741
    @Almirante1741 3 роки тому +75

    0:07 Spain and Italy: Am I a joke to you?

    • @xXxSkyViperxXx
      @xXxSkyViperxXx 3 роки тому +16

      *cries in spanish
      *moans in italian

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 3 роки тому +9

      19th century major powers: "Duh!"

    • @nicolasiiiletzar7984
      @nicolasiiiletzar7984 3 роки тому +6

      Belgium : lel everyone ignore me :( i am not France !!

    • @Giuan
      @Giuan 3 роки тому +7

      @Maximus Brutus Italy and Spain had both colonies or protectorates in Africa. Spain still had two cities in Moroccan lands

    • @myownsite
      @myownsite 3 роки тому +2

      @@nicolasiiiletzar7984 ah yeah because Belgian colonial adventures is something they want to remember

  • @makowako6035
    @makowako6035 3 роки тому +51

    "Most of Europe greatest powers"
    Leopold II: *laughs in Congo*

  • @neondlalane5972
    @neondlalane5972 2 роки тому

    this guy makes history so not boring

  • @TheJohnblyth
    @TheJohnblyth 2 роки тому

    Worth waiting for Charles I :)

  • @paperbagman9445
    @paperbagman9445 3 роки тому +95

    Yes, I am from the UK 🇸🇪

  • @jesperjonsson6482
    @jesperjonsson6482 3 роки тому +24

    1:30 "The United kingdom, the OTHER united kingdom"... lol I like that the UK is the "other" united kingdom and Sweden-Norway is just The united kingdom x)

  • @bigbrotheriswatching2680
    @bigbrotheriswatching2680 3 роки тому +25

    A Russo-Ottoman empire would be a very interesting alternate history

    • @mautun3830
      @mautun3830 Рік тому

      As a Turk
      NOO

    • @bigbrotheriswatching2680
      @bigbrotheriswatching2680 Рік тому

      @@mautun3830 dont worry buddy, what I really meant was Russian Empire, after the genocide you genetically inferior muts.

  • @dutchgijoe
    @dutchgijoe 3 роки тому

    Nice historystory and funny animation. Liked and subscribed.

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 3 роки тому +26

    Poor Ashinov, just wanted to get some sun, and wound up in Siberia.

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 3 роки тому +7

      Siberia is large, about half has +30 Celsius (86F) 3 months in summer and +10С 3 months in spring. Giant mosquitoes, everhungry wolves and bears as a gift

  • @samueltakac8436
    @samueltakac8436 3 роки тому +111

    Hypotetical Russian Libya ... my favourite part of Libya

    • @ifyousayso03
      @ifyousayso03 3 роки тому +2

      that's messed up

    • @brrrrrtenjoyer
      @brrrrrtenjoyer 3 роки тому +23

      I think Russian Ethiopia would have made some sense since both were Orthodox.

    • @cianakril
      @cianakril 3 роки тому +1

      @CipiRipi00 and it had, twice.

  • @InTheBasementProduct
    @InTheBasementProduct 3 роки тому +1

    Could you do an episode on Lesotho? I've always wondered about this hole that keeps showing up in maps of South Africa. I mean it HAS to have an interesting story, right? Totally landlocked. Totally encircled by a single other country. Please make an interesting video before I have to go and ughh... read about it myself...

  • @handovermyshitbitches460
    @handovermyshitbitches460 3 роки тому

    Somebody should make a show of this

  • @magnus7857
    @magnus7857 3 роки тому +53

    ... and Charles the first.
    That was surprising

  • @cyporg6183
    @cyporg6183 3 роки тому +10

    I just want to say thank you for making these videos, they’re very entertaining and informative. Thank you very much for making these videos :)

  • @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808
    @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 Рік тому

    Exciting

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 3 роки тому

    "petered out"
    I have to pay attention during these videos, the puns are fantastic

  • @jackwilkes4188
    @jackwilkes4188 3 роки тому +152

    Belgium: Hand chopping time

    • @westwoods7675
      @westwoods7675 3 роки тому +21

      You mean Leopold II. The Belgian government was very hands off in the Congo.

    • @gimmethegepgun
      @gimmethegepgun 3 роки тому +3

      @@westwoods7675 I can't tell if that was a black humor pun or not.

    • @rikjacobs8098
      @rikjacobs8098 3 роки тому +6

      @@westwoods7675 you mean Leopold II. The first Leopold never showed any interest in africa

    • @what-oy8il
      @what-oy8il 3 роки тому +1

      @@westwoods7675 lol.

    • @westwoods7675
      @westwoods7675 3 роки тому

      @@rikjacobs8098 Thank you for the correction. And no, not a pun, just an unfortunate pairing of words lol

  • @christiang1779
    @christiang1779 3 роки тому +56

    "The other United Kingdom"...thanks for that! :)

  • @almaska82
    @almaska82 Рік тому +3

    Why does Russia need such distant colonies when we are nearby, Central Asia, Siberia and Eastern Europe. Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Moldova, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Ukraine, Belarus, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan. And also Kalmykia, Ingushetia, Komi, Mari El, Yakutia, Mordovia, Tatarstan, Tuva, Khakassia, Chechnya, Chuvashia, Karelia, Buryatia, Adygea and others.

    • @MalukuPL
      @MalukuPL Рік тому +1

      They weren’t slaves big diffrence

  • @ngalahansel6066
    @ngalahansel6066 2 роки тому

    Watching from Cameroon,Wrst Africa and it makes so much sense now because I always wondered.

  • @cekretone
    @cekretone 3 роки тому +7

    Seeing a new video from History Matters when opening UA-cam is blessing

  • @themoreyouknow5678
    @themoreyouknow5678 3 роки тому +3

    There. I've watched every video you've ever posted. Not a single bad one. I love this channel!

  • @sminthian
    @sminthian 3 роки тому +4

    There's a neat video for you: What if Russia kept Alaska?

  • @LekhIR
    @LekhIR Рік тому +5

    Колонизаторство по-русски: можно нам немного места для причала военно морского флота, ну и поторгуйтесь с нами ... эммм, да впринципе всё, больше нам от вас ничего не нужно, можем вас обучить в вузах, ах да, давайте запишем: зерно, масло, яйца, дерево, металлы, минералы ... что там вам еще нужно ... ага-да, без проблем. Колонизаторство по-европейски (англичане, португальцы, голландцы, французы и т.д.) : ну конечно же работорговля, а вы что думали, мы вас за людей считать будем? ха-ха, не смешите, полезайте в трюм ... а, ну и конечно отдавайте свои богатства, нам оно нужнее, очередной каменный замок на озере сам себя не построит и сад с газонами вокруг чтоб на километр, вытресай карманы я тебе говорю!

  • @mikehunt3436
    @mikehunt3436 2 роки тому +15

    Not completely true, the Russians were deeply involved in sending military aid and advisors to Ethiopia in the late 19th Century. As many of 5000 Russian advisors were involved in the First Italo-Abyssian War

  • @FixdalOK
    @FixdalOK 3 роки тому +42

    I hope Spinning There Plates is having an excellent day.

  • @rootentootenbluebucko25
    @rootentootenbluebucko25 3 роки тому +37

    This is the first time that Britain has been referred to as ‘the other United Kingdom’ and should now be made the standard when referring to the period.

  • @jasonapollo9916
    @jasonapollo9916 3 роки тому +3

    "Peter-ed out" might be the greatest pun of all time

  • @eysia10000
    @eysia10000 3 роки тому

    The fact that you dissed Norway and Sweden in this vid made me very happy as a Dane

  • @DanS044
    @DanS044 3 роки тому +5

    My guy keeps answering questions no one asked but I’m glad he answered them anyway :)
    Keep up the great work

  • @hussey4826
    @hussey4826 3 роки тому +65

    I like how this channel went from creating history videos to help GCSE students to having a comment section filled with James Bisonette memes

  • @julianfranktiglao8808
    @julianfranktiglao8808 3 роки тому

    Oooooo so you have a new channe "JT" well gladly because we missed you so much and gpadly your alive

  • @prince-electorsnoo2540
    @prince-electorsnoo2540 3 роки тому

    Could you make a video about Estonia sometime?

  • @TheWolfwiththeDragon
    @TheWolfwiththeDragon 3 роки тому +5

    0:33 Peter's attempt petered out.

  • @never8931
    @never8931 3 роки тому +119

    Can the comment section make some half original jokes?
    James bisonnete: NO

    • @Ben-ep1de
      @Ben-ep1de 3 роки тому +13

      Fun fact..... no

    • @smartcaja6681
      @smartcaja6681 3 роки тому +1

      I'm sad you are the only one not financed by Mr. Bisonnete. :(

    • @cianakril
      @cianakril 3 роки тому +1

      Jam Biso. Here's your half.

  • @larrygorlitz
    @larrygorlitz 2 роки тому +3

    "The attempt Petered out."
    Bravo! 👏🏻 Pun game 💯

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 3 роки тому

    0:37 Very nice.

  • @alec5982
    @alec5982 3 роки тому +7

    Peter the Great sent privateers to Madagascar. When it failed, it "petered" out

  • @MonsieurDean
    @MonsieurDean 3 роки тому +200

    Going off my knowledge, I'd say because the only useful territory for them would be Egypt and the Red Sea coast to access the Arabian Sea and Indian Ocean, which Britain would absolutely not compromise on. Russia's navy in the Black Sea had also just been obliterated in the Crimean War, so I can't imagine they'd be able to defend their claim or even use it for a while.

    • @MonsieurDean
      @MonsieurDean 3 роки тому +41

      After watching, all I can say is that this is just more of a reason for Russia to retake Constantinople.

    • @silverdeathgamer2907
      @silverdeathgamer2907 3 роки тому +12

      @@MonsieurDean That would require the other European powers allowing that to happen and would upset the balance of power so that was never likely to happen, at best it could be secured under a neutral or friendly Balkan state and even that is a stretch because at that point the Ottomans would likely be weak enough to allow Russia to threaten British and French interests in the Middle East and the Levant which would also not be allowed to happen.

    • @ElYeyuno
      @ElYeyuno 3 роки тому +5

      Yes, I Agree. Besides the Red and the Arabic Seas, there was Constantinople. Russia would have to fight 2 big and even more voracious Empires (and the Turks, again) to do so. And Russia did, in the Crimean War and the result was pretty bad.... 20 years later Russia rebuilt their fleet again and easily beated the Turks but stayed way from Constantinople.

    • @allahblessrussiaandchinaan3719
      @allahblessrussiaandchinaan3719 3 роки тому +6

      It’s the same reason why Muhammad Ali never attacked Vietnam. When the light of God shines on you(like it does on China, Russia and Africa) then it’s impossible for you to feed on each other blood. The spirit is more powerful than the flesh and therefore would never allow the righteous people to go to war against each other. China And Russia played a role in giving Africa independence

    • @Cybernaut551
      @Cybernaut551 3 роки тому

      @@allahblessrussiaandchinaan3719 But now Russia has airplanes and air traffic, so I don't understand why the Kremlin would covet Istanbul, Turkey.

  • @MrAlexkyra
    @MrAlexkyra Рік тому +4

    I bless the snows down in Siberia

  • @saulgoodmanKAZAKH
    @saulgoodmanKAZAKH 2 роки тому +8

    Imagine if there were African states speaking Russian. This is very surreal.

    • @jameswatson5807
      @jameswatson5807 Рік тому +2

      How so an African speaking English not surreal.

    • @thomasbravado
      @thomasbravado 9 місяців тому

      ​@@jameswatson5807Because Britain, unlike Russia, was the number one naval power in the colonial era. That's literally the reason why English is spoken all over the place.

    • @jameswatson5807
      @jameswatson5807 9 місяців тому

      @@thomasbravado I know the why, but is still surreal like when watching the news and seeing an African speak French i cannot help feel that that is strange.
      Even my self speaking English and having a English name, is odd same way if you hear a African man with a Japanese name.
      You would be curious as to why, well that is how many think even though they might not say it out loud.

  • @alparslankorkmaz2964
    @alparslankorkmaz2964 3 роки тому +3

    Nice video.