Every girl who greg has ever hurt walk together and join hands with the FBI and Chris Hansen, Billie hands Chris the magical girl gun for the final blow. Onision tries to stands up while holding his bleeding arm and monologues at them with that speech, but they will not give in. Chris looks at the FBI, they turn to him and nod, then he turns to the girls and they do the same. Fueled by the support of every one, and hearing the yells of encouragement from the whole internet, he aims the gun at Gregory. The gun powers up, and the final blow is drawn. Onision is blown back by the gun, and the whole room is lit with angelic sunlight. Everyone smiles and hugs as he disintegrates, tears of joy are shed, because now, they are truly free. *Credits roll while pictures of all the girls along With Chris and The FBI celebrate, and just have a fun time away from Onion*
pied Piper Stephan He may be getting attention but the memes aren’t adding to HIS view count, so he can’t get any money from this and his other “break downs” that he fakes for views
@@Frogitha I was in the shower with my playlist playing and forgot about this and all of a sudden I heard "WOW...WOW!" and it triggered my fight or flight response
spicy sushi What kind of medical attention do you think a person having a seizure should get? You just make sure they don’t hurt themselves during the convulsions and don’t put anything in their mouth. If they have a known history of seizures and didn’t get hurt 911 has more pressing matters to attend to.
it's just funny to imagine a man crying and pouring kombucha on himself in the middle of the street as MCR just plays their instruments in the background.
At one point it went silent and I forgot I wasn’t listening to the original. You can imagine the terror I felt when I heard the sudden wails of a constipated onion.
Starrlit Nighmares the way this was written makes it sound like Gerard Way is dead (like in heaven “looking down”) and it made me scared for a second skskfjdj
notsosuperhero so you guys are SO into yourselves, like, you guys are SO committed to CENSORING innocent people that you’re just gonna go and try to get my patreon DELETED now.
i hope this comes on the playlist at the McDonald's he applied for
Bold of you to assume he'd even try to get a real job. Or even have a chance in hell of actually getting it.
@@2ScoopsPlz OK nobody will even hire ME, there's no way Onion Boy is getting a job lmfao
Guy's literally never had a shower, he can't possibly pass an interview
I work at Don's and the music there makes me want to kill myself enough. Adding this would push me to the edge
Bold to assume McDonald's would even want to employ a pos like him
Onision isnt a clown or the whole circus, *he's the whole damn clown industry*
Omega Ren He went to clown university.
@@totallynotajellyfish Got a phd in it I bet
dont make us professional clowns look like trash :(
Its clownery your honor
That's mean to clowns
I'm quitting UA-cam because I'm never going to make anything half as great as this.
You’re completely right
Everyone should QUIT
Hi nate
You will sometime if you try hard enough
Why do I keep finding you in the same videos?
@@yerknayin because you watch the same stuff he does
At one point it sounds like someone is blasting black parade to drown out the screams of the person in locked their basement
😂😂😂😂😂
That's oddly specific
Who are you hiding down there Lauren
@@haiikulogic8295 uh...n-nobody...
@@Frogitha hmmmm
Ashley Newman this comment scared me bc my name is lauren LMFAO
This is simultaneously the best and worst thing I've ever heard
Yes
what a celebration lmao
Better than the original, that's for damn sure.
♡
Omg I love Mikey Wayzouski
someone play this on a speaker outside the courthouse when he gets sentenced
ol gregg HAHAHAHHAHA PLEASE DO
I wish
I hate to say it but that would be funny
Holyfuck
If I know the date ahead of time I'm requesting off work to go haha
𝙈𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨
G e t o u t
*C* *o* *m* *e* *I* *n*
030akward ashlynn030 *Stay In*
l i v e h e r e
go sit in a corner and think about your life
“yOu wOUlD rEAllY dO tHAt” his voice is like a cheese grater on my eardrums
Love your username lmao
all of my patreons have been D E L E T E D
Franny you TRIIEEED TO DO THE FBI D I D N T W O R K
yA GOT It
The Guy Who Gave Dallon a Spinny Chair
That’s always the part that makes me cringe, he puts so much effort and edge into it.
The revival of MCR and the downfall of Onision coincide so beautifully
Yessss
Meg Dale bold of you to decide they are unrelated.
HAHAHHAHA
iconic and historical emo moments
YESSSS ! ABSOLUTELY !
Remember when things were as simple as “I’m a banana”
Whoops TM when i was really young i was OBSESSED with that and i loved onision-poor me didn’t know shit
Same I used to love that so much
I was obsessed with “song about Wednesday”
Whoops TM remember behind closed door when he did “I’m a banana” he was grooming young girls
@@buggkid3691 I love your profile pic
“When I was... a groomer” is what came to my mind when I clicked this vid
( ･ω･)☞ woof you're awesome ⁽⁽◝( •௰• )◜⁾⁾₍₍◞( •௰• )◟₎₎⁽⁽◝( •௰• )◜⁾⁾
cryin
@@bekind8830
They said "Hold Up"
We're sixteen
We're sorry
But this just won't work out
We really should head home
Son, when you grow up
Would you be the groomer?
@@winan1688 stfu
POV: onision is right next to you at the reunion concert
Ah time to get the belt out
I am crying at this the beginning sounds like he’s trying to rally a group of people in a movie
Sarah Connors can someone please overdub the brave heart speech with omission meltdown? Tbh I’ll do it if no one else does
LMAOOOO
Im dieing roflll
This comment made me laugh so hard
♡
Please rise for the national anthem 😂
Best comment
😭😭
I wish I could like it, but we gotta keep it at 666
There's actually a video of an onision rant vocoded into the national anthem lmao
“Mom can we have joker?”
“We have joker at home”
Joker at home:
That made me laugh, nice job
Jared Leto 😳
This version is just called Joke
Jared Leto's Joker*
I feel like we just beat the boss battle of onision and this song plays at the end of the game
Lol I hear that actually
Yesss😂😂
Someone should vocode his voice to still alive from the portal end credits - we've defeated onionDOS
Every girl who greg has ever hurt walk together and join hands with the FBI and Chris Hansen, Billie hands Chris the magical girl gun for the final blow.
Onision tries to stands up while holding his bleeding arm and monologues at them with that speech, but they will not give in. Chris looks at the FBI, they turn to him and nod, then he turns to the girls and they do the same. Fueled by the support of every one, and hearing the yells of encouragement from the whole internet, he aims the gun at Gregory.
The gun powers up, and the final blow is drawn. Onision is blown back by the gun, and the whole room is lit with angelic sunlight. Everyone smiles and hugs as he disintegrates, tears of joy are shed, because now, they are truly free.
*Credits roll while pictures of all the girls along With Chris and The FBI celebrate, and just have a fun time away from Onion*
Yeeeesss
i love all of the onision meltdown memes because it takes the attention away from the original video so he doesnt get as many views lmao
Exactly, I'll never watch the original and thanks to these memes I wont have to 😂
I know! I've never once had to go to his channel for these memes, and I've never been happier
He still is getting the attention he wants from this. That's his goal
@@bstmeg5237 I think it's fairly clear at this point that all he wants is money and underage girls
pied Piper Stephan
He may be getting attention but the memes aren’t adding to HIS view count, so he can’t get any money from this and his other “break downs” that he fakes for views
me: can we see my chemical romance?
mom: no we have my chemical romance at home
the my chemical romance:
Bruh that hit hard 🥺
@@sellyourarteries5023 JAJAHAH
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😆
That one person at the concert who won’t shut up when the show starts
2:48
POV: You’re onisions toddler trying to listen to MCR but he’s having a meltdown in the other room
yes because all toddlers listen to MCR
canadia blossom
They should
Roberto -
His kid has already hit the emo stage. I can’t wait for the mid-life crisis.
he’s going to be a late adopter and have his emo stage in his 30’s long after Kai and Greg are dead
Dr. Milk That should be fun
I love how onion has become a joker without the r
Lol
Wait... that's offensive
To batman for fighting this monstrosity
Jokes are funny
Haha
I love how people are saying it has just happened when it reality it was always the case.
I hope Chris Hansen uses this in his court case
ಥ‿ಥ
*yes*
Thanks hun, There's a court case? Where and when?
@@pursaveer9027 chris Hansen is after onision and when chris Hansen is after you, well you know what happens
We really gotta stop calling this clown ‘onion’ because he has got NO layers
┻━┻ ヘ╰( •̀ε•́ ╰)
Damn, you right
Racism, misogyny, grooming, narcissism
Those are pretty good layers I think
Each layer is an underage girl
But hes as smelly if not worse than an onion
It sounds less like it goes and more like he was ranting in front of a bunch of people and MCR started playing to try drown him out
TRUE OMGSHSGSG
We should do that
@@MVangelmx good idea
Omg i'm crying
I love how it just devolves into random moaning and screams.
Literally just happened as I came across your comment, perfect timing 🤣👏 thank you!
so did gerard
@@user-wj4dm8wp8f how dare you
alternate title : onisions wails about mcrs return and kombucha for 5 minutes
LMAO YES
When I was
Not such a young boy
Chris Hanson
Had me put on the watchlist
🤣👏👏👏
He claimed i touched some girls
The world said please grow up
Get a job now
And leave the girls alone
Its time to be a man
Maybe we should stop calling him Onion because it's offensive to Shrek
@Keira Malone
we no longer refer to him by name. We now use Morse code to say his name to offend no one
@@stanallthemsnoms6102 Guess he's basically Voldemort with a nose now
@@wynnie_margeaux thats offencive to voldemort
your profile picture
The 2 dislikes are Greg and Kai
who's the 3rd dislike then?
@@evodolka one of Kai's other personalities
kai is crying too hard to see the like button
And now their three dogs
The remainder of the dislikes are of his last remaining fanbase.
I'm crying UA-cam registered this as an actual song and added it to my generated playlist
Good, this should be seen as more than music though. It should be seen as art
Don't fall asleep listening to your playlist lmao you'll wake up at 3 am to this 😂😂😂
It is like classical music level art.
@@Frogitha I was in the shower with my playlist playing and forgot about this and all of a sudden I heard "WOW...WOW!" and it triggered my fight or flight response
@@wacckoon i'm fucking dead at imagining hearing "WOW" in the shower 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine mcr preforming this instead at the reunion lmao
i would break into the concert just to listen to it
the music carrying on in the background while he cries and retches is SENDING ME
Hannah Commits UA-cam it feels more like hes in the background for once aha
Yeah
Cringy Films Productions it’s currently 5:57am and I’m crying with laughter.
How am I supposed to take this guy seriously when his claim to fame was him dancing in a banana suit?
Facts
hey dont forget his other claim to fame filming his gf having a seizure for youtube views and not seeking medical attention!!!
Ewww
So sad too
spicy sushi What kind of medical attention do you think a person having a seizure should get? You just make sure they don’t hurt themselves during the convulsions and don’t put anything in their mouth. If they have a known history of seizures and didn’t get hurt 911 has more pressing matters to attend to.
@@coyoterx6002 I think it's more of the filming it part which people thought was fucked.
it's just funny to imagine a man crying and pouring kombucha on himself in the middle of the street as MCR just plays their instruments in the background.
oh god
The music video we never new we needed
OKAY BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW THIS FITS SO WELL
because it doesn't?
@@dusk-3r xD exactly. It doesnt at all.
This grown man is having a meltdown as though he’s a 3 year old.
Patreon told him no for the first time 😂😂
Even though he claims it’s acting, I feel bad for his actual 3 year old?? Who has to overhear this everyday and not understand
@@miso8090 someone said his children are staying at Kais parents house since they dont like onision
No way he was serious with that, I refuse to believe it.
@@WithDiameter hes faking it for the views but its still pathetic
God, seeing onion's face on Gerard is just so unfortunate
Lunescent Dreamer yeah, it made me feel uncomfortable
Gregard Waykson
Lars's Wig that’s awful 😂 I love that, but that’s awful.
It made me feel uncomfortable but he looks like a discount gerard way which was thrown in a dumpster and given wifi
Gerard Way didn't deserve this but like he says, momma we all go to hell
I've avoided the onision meltdown for so long and I'm glad this is the way im introduced to the meltdown
Same here - my friend sent me this video
Princess Crackhead literally same
Same! And now I'm getting suggested other goofy edits, so clear my schedule
Saaaameee
me too ghbnjk
This song is the community's victory song from crushing Onision's patreon.
Emos who hate this onion boy are confused right now.
we are
true
I read that as elmos and was confused for a moment
@@Sophie-je3wc hmmm yes
Sophie you’re stupid
The 33 dislikes is Onision and his 32 fake fan accounts.
I'm very confused about your profile pic lol I cant tell if it's an Oreo with hot fudge spilled on the sides, or a girl's knees
Your profile picture gave nme anxiety
Proud heretic from far, it’s difficult to make out what is is, but when I clicked on her profile, it’s just a girls knees with her hair.
@@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe or those are some mikeys kneessss
мorgan Now he has 79 fake fan accounts
Oh no, mcr doesn’t deserve this disrespect when they’re finally coming back.
John Constantine lol
Haven’t you heard? They immediately quit again as soon as this was created
Ryan Endicott bitch time to revolt
Wait theyre coming back?
America girl they released it months ago
aw, we didn’t have to do Gerard’s face like that
see y’all when this is in everyone recommended in 12 years. ✌️
kendall morris OK BUT HONESTLY
KingJay 🤷♀️🤷♀️
KingJay probably. its been a thing for over a decade now and its only getting more popular
“Drinks like pee and smells even worse! Ahdjdhdhufgjfhh WHAT AM I GONNA DO!”
-Gerard Way
Holy Shit, it just works
im shook tbh
I hope they use his screams as death sound effects in games
William Benton I can’t imagine how that wouldn’t be absolutely horrible ear rape unless it was a treasure developed game maybe
Imagine if the grunts just said “wow” when you headshot them
@@williambenton6254 "What am I gonna do, what am I GONNA DO NOWWWW"
If he copyrights this because his voice is in it I’m gonna laugh
“You guys are soooooo into yourselves!” He really has no room to talk, the absolute egomaniac.
Ironic
One of the main tactics of shitty people is to deflect and project their insecurities onto other people.
singing along and shouting “I don’t care” over onion’s cries was very therapeutic thank you
I kinda forgot what this was at about 1:52.
I was expecting “sometimes I get the feeling” but incoherent screams happened
I was actually singing this part then plugged my earphones and realized this was onion screaming his ass off
* drums kick in* *AAa*_E_ *_UUUUgggHH_* _AaA_
this is disgusting
give me more of this
chris hanson: i am gonna ruin this whole man's career that he already ruined
Oliver Manring he ruined his own career. chris hansen decided to tie the career ending bow.
why does this sound like audio from a cutscene played after defeating a final boss😂
Curly Fries That’s a perfect description 😂
Cause it is
Dkdkis underated comment af
The side mission in BL2 Handsome Jack when you destroy his statues
At one point it went silent and I forgot I wasn’t listening to the original. You can imagine the terror I felt when I heard the sudden wails of a constipated onion.
I’m glad G can still hit all those high notes after all these years
* immediate g note *
Emos: *WOW. WoOoOoOoOoW.*
NOT ANYMORE NOW THAT THEY ARE BACK WE ARE IMMUNE TO IT
This is the real UA-cam rewind 2019
Pretty recent but I can dig it :)
The fact that this is better than any song he’s produced-
nah, Onision’s Hashbrown dances were masterpieces.
Nothing says Christmas like Onision being investigated by the FBI.
Best Christmas ever.
*aggressively applies eyeliner*
what hurts the most is this fits together as his voice is drowned out by the music lmfaooo
sounds like an "emotional" speech in a hallmark movie that didnt hit with the audience at all
WHEN I WAS A GROOMER
I TOOK YOUNG GIRLS TO MY CITY
TO SEE MY BASEMENT CHAINS
I don’t understand how this works and my body hurts
Yah it got better and better.
Gerald way is probably looking down on Onision. In disgust
Starrlit Nighmares the way this was written makes it sound like Gerard Way is dead (like in heaven “looking down”) and it made me scared for a second skskfjdj
@@Monique.Marceline yeah I was like wtf did I miss some news? Should I cry? What?
Gerard
@@potatertots2060 It's Gerald now
Hes looking down on onion boy because hes a little manlet and gerard is 8'2
Why does this sound like a freestyle rap
When you trying to vibe at a party but the overly dramatic nice guy is having a temper tantrum in the bathroom
I’m glad this is the only way I’ll have heard his rant
@Matilda Ryder many prayers your way 😔👊
same. bless this mess for saving me from the actual video
it’s sounds like a new post-emo avant garde rock music from a new decade and i love it
This sounds like an underground 90s wanna be grunge band.
Can’t wait to see him try and copystrike this
If aliens ever wonder what good music is, I'd refer them to this masterpiece.
yes, this is a masterpiece indeed. thank you for your recommendation, human. i'll make sure to spread the word around Mars about this one.
When I was a groomer.. my gf.. took me down to the courts.. to file a restraining order..
person: so, whats ur favorite song?
me: um, its complicated
When the song went "wow"
I felt that 😭
this actually feels like something one of the art students at my school would make
Idk what possessed you to make this but I am forever grateful
Ashley Nicole omg thank you so much
How the fuck did you even think of this
Forever Snowlondon I BELIEVE
This is how 80 year olds hear a My Chemical Romance song
LMAO
I want fruit gummies
Me too
*gives fruit gummy*
god same
Fuck, man, me too
I have gummy bears
Don’t you EVER disrespect MCR like this again
This is a DISEASE
Brooke Kauh it’s alright; MCR drowns out the whining shitbags voice mid-way.
It's honestly the only way to get through this hell😂 just slap good ol mcr for home that onion boys end is around the corner
You seem new to the internet welcome.
Brooke Kauh THANK YOU
Amen
This sounds so patriotic in the beginning
no one:
my fight or flight: 📈📈📈📈
“mum can we have a my chem reunion?”
mum: “we have my chem reunion at home”
my chem reunion at home:
I'm crying, this is just beautiful )': all I can say is wow
Wow. WOOOOOOW.
Crying like Kai?
so is kai
notsosuperhero so you guys are SO into yourselves, like, you guys are SO committed to CENSORING innocent people that you’re just gonna go and try to get my patreon DELETED now.
The best part of this is WOW in the mcr font
I just got this as the first video in an “Indie Mix” playlist by UA-cam
*we have done our job right*
Kombucha, What Am I Gonna Do?: The Musical
“ so your just gonna try and ruin my career now??” Yeah, taste of your own medicine /:
If this gets copyrighted by onion boi I’m personally going to show up to his house and burn his joker cosplay
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
count me in on that
It really gets good when he stops making sense and just starts yelling nonsensically
Im getting tired of hitting the replay button
I was tired of hitting replay and I was only a 15 seconds in
This is art.
Evskimo hi evan
ignore my mf name dude
this is legitimately the funniest thing i've ever seen
I'm back for more in 2020 because this creation was flawless and the comment section after all this time does NOT disappoint
Sounds like a really motivational speech if you ignore the actual words he's saying
the mcr reunion show, but this is the only thing that plays for 2 hours
NOOOO
I'd probs laugh the 1st hour and die laughing in the 2nd hour
i hate how he says it “pay-tree-en” and not “pay-tree-on” like a normal person
sofia •_• well he’s not a normal person
*P A T R E E Y A N*
Yeah! Same
sofia •_• normal people aren’t real.
Alex Ramirez #deep
Fruit Gummies! Fruit Gummies! Fruit Gummies!