Another Onision meltdown (vocoded to All I Want For Christmas Is You)
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
- All he wants for Christmas is his PATREON BACK rips off shirt and starts dry heaving
Inspired by a comment on the first Onision vocoder video by Thomas Wiseau (at least that's their UA-cam name, doubtful it's actually the Room guy)
I mucked around with the vocoder settings a bit more and I feel like it's easier to hear what he's saying this time around, so this probably doesn't need subtitles, but you're still welcome to add some if you want (I'm pretty sure people are able to contribute CC to all my videos now? Not entirely sure)
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Horrible, I can still understand him
Agreed
Sophia Gulley 😂😂😂
Sophia Gulley completely agree
Dammit, me too
Dammit
WAIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING “OK GROOMER” TO HIM.
IM DYING
@Lily Anna Look at his Twitter, all the replies on his latest tweets are making fun of him. Best part is, they get way more likes than he does.
Haunted Storm THAT IS SO FUNNY TO ME
His newest video is crying in a shower because people are saying his dick looks like a "baby carrot" it's quite funny
That shit sent me 😂💀
oh boy his twitter is so chaotic, all the replies are amazing.
“I’m fine I’ve been really good lately”
*Lately.*
Me
*Oh the Irony*
*Lately*
"""""Really good lately"""""
autotuned onision laughing is the scariest thing i’ve experienced in 2019
I just commented pretty much the same thing - Especially at 1:05 , when the melody of his laugher cascades up and down.... I'm pretty stoned right now, and that legit blew my fucking mind.
Was terrifying I hope theres more vocodes of his meltdowns
This whole video is scary tbh
It’s the scariest thing I’ve experienced in this *_decade_*
Read this just as he laughed
“Those videos were all fake”
“I’m an honest youtuber”
Jeremias Romero Him saying that... he doesn’t even realise how stupid he is lol
do you are have the stupid, onision?
Onision: "I'm not crazy"
Also Onision: *laughs in Mariah Carey*
Kyle Grant m a r i a c a r r i e
Maria Carrie?
Maria Carrie
Genuinely the most terrifying, psychopathic-sounding part of the video
1:04
_all i want for christmas is onision to get arrested_
I want Persona 5 Royal early for Christmas.
I don't want alot from the world
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the drama
In the world all around me.
I just want this one weird man
One that I will never understand
Make my wish come true
All I wasnt for Christmas is
For onsion to be kicked if youtube~
@Fandom Universe I want him to step on Lego.
Same
@@emiwlyisoncrack6993 ohhhhhHHH groomer!
This feels like injecting heroin into your eye. Not because of the looks or the sound but because of Onision talking
Crepuscular Gloom I used to have the same profile picture as you
But then you get sweet, sweet opioids. Onion Boy is a needle full of, I dunno, cigarette smoke, if anything.
@@neoindy Agreed. Opioids in your eyeball probably feel a lot better than this
If I can picture reply I would of sent the incredibles 2 meme of water coming out of violets nose
You called it
"i'm going to show you how not a groomer i am"
*walks through room of caged up 15 year olds*
🤣🤣🤣
I can't help but feel like he's legitimately trying to build an insanity defense for his actual crimes.
Yep, thats exactly what hes doing. Hes going to end up throwing kai under the bus and blame it all on kai, yall will see.
On his twitter hes posting old photos. Hes obviously going thru his files on computer for child porn or whatever he could have. You can get a longer sentence/punishment if they find that youve been trying to delete all ur shit.
for sure, but I wanna believe the FBI is taking this hyper-seriously, cuz he’s not as good of an actor as he thinks he is. it’s worrying but since everyone online’s figured it out already no doubt the ppl on the official case have at least brought it up once or twice
teleportingpotatoe You cant truly delete all files from a hard drive, unless he destroys it
Onision is intelligent but not smart.
He's intelligent enough to do the things he did, but he's not smart enough to get away with it.
Onision: *is having a mental breakdown*
Subtitles: *[music]*
yikes To my ears
They groovin
**fake mental breakdown
[applause]
i mean, his poor, obvious acting truly is music to my ears
“I’m not a groomer”
Sounds like something a groomer would say
Are you a groomer?
The vocoded laugh after that literally sounds like a disney villain laughing
Ok groomer
Y’all actually know what a groomer is tho, right?
Come on, it’s time we left nonce-ision alone!
"I'm not mentally unsound. It's called acting." proceeds to laugh like a stereotype villain in a video he clearly implies he is not acting in.
Matthew Wallace i think he’s partially faking it so he can plead insanity in court.
When he says im not insane, he's telling the truth. He just wants people to be like "see he's insane". he plans to use that as evidence in court that he isnt insane, so he can get out of the punishment he deserves after putting people through years of pain.
Hey, I have a natural supervillain laugh, it happens to some people
Yeah wow, he reminds me a bit of dr.doofenschmit (sp?)
*Breaking news: local groomer eats dirt until he transforms into an evil being only Mariah Carey and Grinch could hatch*
This is so underrated. Did not deserve to have only 10 likes and be buried.
"I am perfectly mentally stable"
*Proceeds to wipe shoe dirt on his face*
i think it's dog poo
@@deeznuts-rp2ms Even better
@dedede feedldee dee At the end of the day it's funny as shit, we can agree on that.
His laugh is so evil, even when it's ridiculously autotuned
i meant lick matt. i meant lick
@@scholarmonk3380 wut
@@mattbradley5764 like before you remember what we did
@@mattbradley5764 I need to lick insides yas beby
OK groomer
"A groomer is someone who grooms themselves"
*It's big brain time*
is he actually this dumb LMAO
@@brainwormyy like he just straight up says he can't be a groomer because he doesn't take care of himself or his appearance, which we already knew was the case from looking at him but just makes him look like an absolute fool lol.
I love how he's trying to keep his aloof, smart-ass, fake-deep douchebag persona up while also crying like a 2-year-old, pouring drinks over his head, and smearing shit on his face lmao he can rot.
That’s just a tactic he uses, I remember the debate with blaire white where he was arguing that the word stop doesn’t mean that you have to stop forever like at a stop sign 🤦🏻♀️
@@SeymourDisapproves this guy's an actual clown, like pennywise could never
I forgot what groomer meant what does it mean
“I’m dabbing”-onision 2019
Lmao
😂😂😂😂 best part
we're cancelling dabbing
I can't believe people are still dabbing in 2019
He belong in r/fellowkids
I can't believe he has kids. Take them away, for the love of God.
this is why abortions should be legal
@@FukUStacy thank you for listening to my Ted Takk
@@FukUStacy onion sans needs to be aborted nOw
Even though their father is a douche doesn’t mean his kids should have been aborted. They didn’t get to choose him as one. Poor kids just need to be taken across the country away from him if you ask me
@@80sbottledwater76 i don't know if this is an r/wooooosh moment or not.
*“iM* *nOt* *A* *gRoOmEr”* Lmao ok groomer
Benji is a bean head remember hEs AcTiNg
ok groomer
I know this comment is a year old but please someone makes to this a meme
"im ok"
proceeds to show just how Not Ok he is lmao
good
He's just being ironic.
I would like to quote a Wilbur Soot song
“I’m perfectly fine.”
“If you dont go out with me I’m gonna kill myself”
@@nose-bleed you mean moronic mate
@@shuddabinswollode I'm not at his side, it's just obviously fake
*_Top 10 Most Phenomenal Christmas Songs Of All Time_*
_((plays this at my family's Christmas party))_
*Plays the earrape version of this in our Christmas party*
Mr. Friendship Hello, Droog
My fellow droogie Alex forced to watch onision breakdowns
Send this to Mariah
Onision? I don't know her.
no please dont have her see this side of youtube lol
Sounds cruel and unfair towards Mariah.
Please don't
she doesn't deserve that
“Groomer......haheuhahuehaehaehuhu”
Jesus Christ
LittleStinkin Greg hAHAHAHAHhhahahHhhAhah
It goes so well with the music I love it
When he brought up that people were saying “ok groomer” to him I pissed myself laughing
“I’m not a groomer because a groomer is someone who takes care of them self”
*Outstanding move*
I mean, the guys right. His hair is greasy as fuck. That thing hasn't been washed since it was shaved off in the army.
@@leannejay He didn't even complete his recruitment
@@Fabianwew I know, but he still had to shave it off at the very start. He only left cause he was a pussy
The Messiah Complex not everybody is built to be in the army
@@surreallou3221 I think you'll find that your comment actually agrees with mine.
"i'M noT A grOoMeR!" is what a groomer would say
I read that like Arnold Schwarzenegger saying "It's not a tumor"
He says it as he flips his hair
Onision: "I'm an honest youtuber"
also Onision: "I'm not a groomer"
"I'm going to prove I'm not a groomer-"
"I'm going to put the dirt on the bottom of this shoe on my face"
*???????¿¿??¿????¿?????? wh*
nova is here I think...I think it was dog poo....
100th like
@@13ridget13 he deserves it ngl
@@aidansy5427 If only it actually was dog poo. It was just like- some sort of candy if I remember correctly smh
Reminder that all these "mental break" videos are just a backup plan if he ever has to be in court.
MissingClover insanity plea
Trin there was a video by dhark layzar, who has worked in a mental facility, explaining why this plea won’t work
Maybe I'm just dumb but I find his "break downs" kinda offensive to actual people with asd or other mental disabilities who have break downs. You can tell he is faking it.
If he went for the insanity plea, he’d have to say that there’s something wrong with him. And Greg ain’t doing that.
@@Rebecca-bk9bd we know it won't work but it's obviously what he's trying to do
He’s trying so hard to act like the Joaquin Phoenix joker it’s pathetic.
Seriously it’s cringe as fuck.
Ikr the whole laugh in some videos
I act like a better Joaquin Joker, and I haven’t even seen the movie because I’m not legally an adult
He prefers Ledger.
Eww don't compare them omg
I hope this gets used as evidence in court if he tries to plea insanity
Paste Eater literally everyone in court will laugh at it cause it’s terrible acting
Wait hang on why's he in court.
Kiddy-diddling
Specifically this video with the Christmas edits and everything
@@TheBlackLobo I'd hope they just show him this video and send him to solitary for life, no actual judment on court, just this video
"You guys don't understand my humor." [proceeds to get mad at people joking about him]
Honestly when has Onision ever made sense?
“I’m mentally sound”
*proceeds to rub dirt from his shoe on his face*
Edit: HOLY SHIT THIS BLEW THE FUCK UP???? THANK YOU KIND STRANGERS
It's probably just make up but the first thing I thought was that it was probably supposed to be dog shit.
kinky af
Ohhh Awwwww AAAAAAaAGGGHHHH
@@dowhatmakesyouhappiiee what the fresh fuck did i just read with my eyes
Therapist: Vocoded Onision isn't real, he can't hurt you
Vocoded Onision:
If it helps you cope with your fear, you can refer to him as “Vocoded Onision”
Especially at 01:05
Hahaha a you're so funny and original
the way he laughs after saying groomer is terrifying
but it also sounds gr8 because of the vocoding lmao
It’s fake though
he’s trying to act like the joker it’s so cringe
I just commented pretty much the same thing - Especially at 1:05 , when it's autotuned so the melody of his laughter cascades up and then down.... I'm pretty stoned right now, and that legit blew my fucking mind.
He’s trying so hard to look “crazy.” Either because he’s trying to look like he’s taking it all as a joke or to use in court to plea for insanity. Or both.
he got his reference from the joker movie lol
He wants pity probably
Best of all is he can’t use this as a plea, since it’s proven that he was in sound mind when the crimes happened. 💁🏼♀️ so basically, he is doing this shit for nothing, poor groomer.
because he fantasizes being compared to the joker
He definitely has thought of both of them
Onion: I’m not a groomer
Everyone else: Ok Groomer.
He disgustingly sounds like he's using Arthur Fleck as a role model
Marilyn15 shiiiiittt
He pretty much is the dime-store version of Joaquin Phoenix's performance. It's fucking cringy.
@@infernaldeth thank you for retaining the natural order
SOCIETY
Auto-tuned dry-heaving is really interesting actually.
Rochelle Hansen it’s called vocoding it’s quite easy
The laughing was really neat they should use it in pop music
“sToP cAlLiNg Me GrOoMeR”
lmao ok groomer
Abbi Walker
Only a true grommer would say that
Sir Coughagus
Do I really have to explain a joke
Abbi Walker *sheds a tear* that’s my girl :,)
Bar Code g r o m m e r
Bar Code No, but you can take this whoosh though. :)
"I'm clearly not hygienic" yeah we know. he's more greasy than a Mc.Donalds fryer lmao his hair alone reflects more light than a disco ball
Want there a period where he said he was the most hygenic person and that he washes his asshole everytime he takes a shit? Thats was way back in 2014 lmaooo why do I remember that...
@@paulinag243 lmao that's extremely specific
@@jingles00 well he said it so many times it clearly stayed with me all these years lmao
twiggu Hearing that stuff from such a disturbing person scars you lmao
His hair is shiner than my future
quoting my bf who has no idea who onision is, after showing him this: "please, make the big green man go awayyyy" - me too hun, me too
Idk but your profile picture
Arthur Fleck transformation into the Joker
-2019 Colorised.
"I'm not mentally unsound!" He said after grooming children.
I just need to know, what's a groomer ?
@@qashy8860 They find children online, try to become friends with them. They buy them gifts, compliment them until the child trusts them enough to meet up in real life where they pressure them into sexual favours.
@@qashy8860 a groomer is someone who "preps" under aged kids so when they come of age they're ready and willing to "service" them. It typically stars out by the groomer being just a older friend if not a mentor they can trust. That trust on then taken by the groomer and used gradually get their "process" farther along. How ever, this is not limited to just finding under age kids online. In many cases the child knows the groomer and already trust them.
@@_IVXX i thought it meant something else-
But that shit is crazyyyy
@@boxcutter4 What did you thought it meant?
"a groomer is somebody who grooms themselves, obviously."
riiiiight
I think that was a joke. If it was a joke, I won't lie, it's pretty funny, classic comedy, but that is juuuuuust a little bit overshadowed by the fact that he's the one being called a groomer.
@@SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe it would have worked if he didn't fake another breakdown
ok groomer
Grimes as profile picture, BEAUTIFUL
@@jasminemorgenstern6599 💓💓💓💓 shes wonderful
Onision's obviously fake excuses and lies are even funnier when vocoded
“I’m a human being and I have human feelings” ok groomer
A true classic around this time of year. it truly puts you in the mood for crying about your patreon, cocoa, sitting around the fireplace telling stories, brewing shit storms, and that jolly feeling that comes with Christmas.
So when he goes to court for this garbage. Since he said he was acting, he most likely won’t get a insanity plea like he is most likely trying to set up.
Dawn_Seer He’d have to admit something was wrong in the first place lmao.
syan true true
That what I was thinking. Now that there's a ton of evidence, he's using mental illness to get out of it. He's done this before too. I think It was after breaking up with... shiloh??? Idk, he sent someone voicemails where he was like I have bpd which makes me act obsessive, which is a huge lie. He's probably NEVER been to a therapist, and if he was, the therapist was probably like "woah bro get help.. wait-"
Tahreem Fatima well the thing is he used mental insanity to get out of the military. So he is able to make people believe him but this video is basically the last nail in the coffin.
Dawn_Seer he probably realized that he’s wasting his time because that behavior won’t get him an insanity plea. It’s astonishing that people don’t understand what being found criminally insane requires.
This felt like a nightmarish opera
Trust me, a lot of operas are better than this.
He couldn't even say "I'm not a groomer" with a straight face lmao
Onion boy: “I’m not a groomer”
Basically everyone: “*we’ll see about that*”
This literally reminded me of light yagami’s crazy scene where he admits he is Kira and laughs like a mad man 😂
Near: "Light, we know who you are. Just admit it."
Light: *Drenched in Kombucha* "iT wAs aLL aCtiNg."
Both comments are gold😭😂😂
"I'm a human being, and I have feelings too."
Ok Groomer.
Unorthodoxic LMAO ok groomer
“A groomer is somebody who grooms themselves, obviously”
You know that’s not true, Greg.
In that case, are boomers, people who blow themselves up?
Zoomers hit the button on the camera. Doomers just like Doom (the game and metal genre)
This is coming from the same guy who always uses dictionary definitions to prove his point, so why didn’t he go by the dictionary definition of groomer this time?
To prove that he totally doesn’t know what it really means he smeared mud on himself
@@MidnightWanderer00 L4D2 would like to talk.
how does this guy really exist? like this whole thing feels like a fever dream, big yikes
Might have something to do with the vocodex thing
He is a psychopath
It's all an act
can tell ya, sadly he does exist. i went on his discord to see what his fans think. the whole discord are set up so you have to pay him to do anything. pay $5 to be able to talk in discord and shit. his fans all think his manipulation shit (these videos) are all satire. his fans think this whole situation is one big joke. they’re so manipulated that they think the F B I is in on the joke like,,,,
yikes why is this my most liked comment lmaooo
Onision: *Claims to be an honest UA-camr*
The internet: *X to Doubt*
I’m ready to bring this back for the 2021 holiday season
Onision: “I’m not actually um..mentally unsound.”
Everyone: “Ok Groomer.”
Onision: *Laughs like he’s 150% crazy*
lol i like how he acts like he doesnt understand that people are calling him a child groomer
totally acting in denial
He's one of the only people that I genuinely feel such intense hatred for that it makes me physically sick.
That being said, this video is so sick.
I think he needs help
Patient Ache Hahahahaha! No. He needs to be fucking locked up.
Patient Ache you know what, that was rude of me to laugh. I just think the dude is FAR beyond help at this point
@@benjaminlennox4249 No he doesn't, he needs to go to jail
What is your profile pic? I like it
Watching this video has become a Christmas tradition for me
“I’m not mentally unsound”
*Two seconds later*
*Laughing in auto tune*
"I'm not a groomer" he groomed Kai by making him dependent on him when he was 15 and married him that's called grooming
Tommy Crump but Kai is not a victim anymore, he’s/she’s helping him to groom other girls.
@@fukaarihyuuga508 maybe they think that's normal now from so many years of it and they don't think Greg is in the wrong which may be some form of Stockholm syndrome??? Even so they still did bad things. I'm no professional so correct me if I'm wrong
• l u c k y r å i n • the entire situation confuses me
@@rigamoriss same
AAANND, he made her turn not only bi, but fukt with her head so much he made her go trans... w.t.f! kinda mind control horse shit is **that**!?
That cat is straight E V I L
why would he get offended that people don’t know he’s acting? isn’t that the point of acting in the first place
If the act was any good he wouldn’t need to say this anyways. The fact that he needs to distance himself from his own art means that it is a failure
@@davidfrancis67 that sounds accurate 😂
just... wait for his little brain to understand that fact
Wow his Joker audition is better than Jared Leto's.......... Oh shit this isn't an audition my bad.
FR THOUGH
Hey, he did say he was acting
Its honestly kinda scary
the “i can’t make you smart, you can’t fix stupid” part just fit way too good 0:38
Your username is the best
onision vocoded memes are the top of human evolution
"you guys are really driving me to the edge" EVERYONE PLEASE KEEP CALLING HIM A GROOMER KEEP SAYING OK GROOMER
Lmfao "Ok groomer." THAT'S AMAZING 😂
I hope everyone realizes that hes pretending to completely lose it so that he can have the opportunity to falsely plead insanity in court.
Even if he wants to plea insanity, to do that you have to have an evaluation by a psychologist. Any good psychologist would tell that he is acting in these videos and that he doesn't qualify as insane in a case for pedophilia and serial abuse. All he's doing is making himself look like a dumbass online
Exactly
Yikes - The Musical
Give me tickets🎟
Yikes forever
“i wanna show you how not groomer i am”
cut to his spouse who he groomed, and a basement full of children
I feel so bad for these children, they have such a bad father figure
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
Best quote ever
Istoriya thank you for that reference
"I tell ya what I'm gonna give you Onision. I'm gonna give ya til the count of 10 to get yer ugly yellow no good kiester off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2,10. "fires."
god i love this chain
@@Xehanort10 "1, 2, 10"
LMAO
“I’m not mentally unwell”
Ok groomer
Mackenzie Lyon - he’s rlly trying to reverse psychology us so we think he’s mental so he gets no responsibility when he goes to court lmAo
y’all i can’t he acts like that guy who watched yandere animes and now classifies himself as a psychopath and crazy to be edgy
“You can’t fix stupid.”
Goddamn you cant lmao onion boy is living proof
Is that a Scotty Kilmer merch reference?
the "ok groomer" kills me everytime, not in a sarcastic sense, it is legitimately hilarious
"I've been very good lately"
Looks like hes tryna get Santa to take him of the naughty list
i
i uh
i don't
don't like it
yikes forever 420 likes.
@@callmekremit7147not 666 yet
YIKES for EVERRR!
He sure is having a little miss fortune
920
If he actually thought that’s what groomer means then why would he be offended?
How is personal hygiene offensive?
i mean he doesn't look all that hygienic either
so maybe he does find personal hygiene offensive
this is the same man who told black women to wash their hair more 😂
very offensive to the man whose hair is more greasy than i big mac
Stan Lees Ghost he’s trying to be funny and failing
"a groomer is someone who grooms them selves, like a dog groomer"
alden mcpherren i s n o r t e d
He cant be that dumb. Is he messing up the meaning on purpose so kids think people are calling him unhygienic so they don't pick up on him as a predator?
Dog groomers groom themselves?
but dog groomers don't groom themselves. they groom dogs..
(I meant they don't groom themselves and get called a dog groomer, obviously they groom themselves hygenically)
Americans: **freaking out about Christmas present from North Korea**
Trump on Twitter: 3:19
Sounds way better than him actually trying to sing
“I play the guitar”
“i play the bass”
“I sing”
“I play drums”
“I play the onion”
Lol an innocent person doesn't act like that.
Edit: Wow, I've never had so many likes. Thank you!
1471?
@@Jana-kc8wi yes >ω
i like how he just straight up says he barely cleans himself
He looks greasy all the time so makes sense
grease boy
then puts dirt(?) on himself to prove it
"i'm perfectly fine
*obviously* "
Its that time of year again
Just a reminder that his 2 kids are in the room listening to this
It's so obviously staged that it sound like an edgy kid being like "you wouldn't wanna mess with me......"
"I'm not a groomer" - sounds like something a groomer would say
No one:
Onision: *coughs in Mariah Carey*
He’s literally just setting up for an insanity plea in court
Ok groomer
Ah yes, I see your a man of culture aswell.
👏👏👏
Mateo LITC OH mY gOd
OK GROOMER
OK GROOMER
OK GROOMER
OK GROOMER
OK GROOMER
OK GROOMER
OK GROOMER
OK GROOMER
Mateo LITC ok groomer is the only valid version of ok boomer.
Turns on auto-generated English captions
UA-cam: [Music]
“i’m not a groomer. i barely wash my-“
ok so you’re double gross. gotcha
he’s such a nasty person i hate him i hate him i hate him
Especially awful when you remember he's the guy who went on a big racist rant about how black women with natural hair are disgusting and unhygienic.
i think it was a joke
that doesn’t mean he isn’t nasty
He really tried to act ignorant as to the meaning of the word “groomer” even though he and his wife have actually discussed the real definition of groomer
This man wants custody of his children. Let that sink in
Guys don’t worry he’s just “acting”
Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda oh thank god, i was getting worried😔
@@emily-kz4tx Dude same, I was worried that this obvious, overrated, edgelord wasn't okay