I love how Ryan spends the entire video visibly contemplating murder and openly threatening to set the Professor on fire, but also giggles at the Professor's jokes and looks so excited to show off his answers, especially when he had the actual name of one of Newton's Laws written down. He's got the range
obsessed with the mental image of the professor sitting at a desk by candlelight, surrounded by books for research on different topics, turning pages with his mouth because he has no strength in his arms.
This begs the question: does the professor write anything? And if do, does he also use a quill in his mouth to do so? Or does he just have to commit everything to memory?
Fun fact with Newton vs. Hooke - Newton burned Hooke's only portrait in the Royal Society, so we don't really know what Hook looked like. All the other paintings of Hooke are *thought* to be him but not confirmed. We don't know what the dude looked like because of the grudge Newton had.
Damn Try Guy's Keith acts all chaotically and shit but here he's so perceptive and logical, he's is like the dude in school that acted all goofy and aloof but kicked your ass in all the AP classes
I always love the part near the end of the episode where the guest is just cheerfully celebrating while cutting back to the prof and ryan hurling death threats at each other
After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly. Actual Score: Ryan had 2 points (because I believe he should've gotten a full point for the inertia thing) and Keith had 5. The guest won fairly and Ryan should've went with the idea of "when in doubt, pick C."
I’m started to smell a genie-backstory that includes the professor. where either the professor is a genie or a human stuck in a puppet body as result of a wish gone wrong. he’s mentioned genies multiple times
a blueberry on neptune my personal theory is that he was some sort of human who encountered a genie who turned him into a puppet when he wished to become immortal
Theory: What if the professor wanted to know the future since he already knew a lot about history, so he asked a genie to let him see the future and the genie made him immortal
the Professor has had a long time to learn how to deal with those who get in his way. Remember the snake in the Egyptian baby's cot ? The dude has form (and history)
Right!! It might be the best song he's preformed on Puppet History (at least up until the point of this episode). Some of the others are a little too chaotic, but this one just... works. And it could be standalone. I think I almost cried a little the first time I watched this episode, lmao 😂 It's beautiful
I literally came down to look for someone talking about it! as soon as he started talking i was so impressed! and when the music came in i immediately was like RANDY NEWMAN???? but like no one is talking about it!
Professor lore we know (so far): - he was granted sentience by a genie (trickster or evil, jury’s still out) who he apparently owes a life debt to - this sentience was granted around the beginning of time and this is why he so knowledgeable about these topics... because he was there - his diet consists of jelly beans, spiders (ya know, for protein), and the occasional sugar cube - the prize jellybeans are his poop - his nemesis is Ryan, but he keeps inviting him back to these lectures because he’s actually, secretly his favorite student I think that’s everything lmao
No, he’s trapped Ryan in a purgatory where he competes for the prize of jellybeans, something he loves, but he can never win them. Ryan isn’t his favorite student, he’s his favorite victim.
Fun fact: While most historical scholars believed Isaac Newton was a deeply religious celibate, some contemporary scholars believe he just might have been homosexual. His first candidate as a potential partner was John Wickens, who Newton roomed with for nearly 20 years. Six years later, he met Fatio de Duillier, whom he purportedly had an intense relationship with lasting four years. Fatio even once wrote to Newton, saying “... the reason I should not marry will probably last as long as my life... I could wish sir to live all of my life, or the greatest part of it, with you.”
Oh he absolutely was gay. ESPECIALLY given the looong intense relationships he had with men. Including the guy in this video who scammed and shizz. Like,, that nemesis relationship partially feels.. dare I say.. flirtatious?
@@clp275 cant help but love the drama of it. However, im convinced Newton wasnt a very compassionate and loving man, while his criminal lover- i mean nemesis- likely thought he was. I mean, to me, the moments leading up to his execution seemed to be Ol' Boy realizing this love affair was one sided. Tragic.
I love that they leave the mistakes in... like when the Professor read the wrong paragraph or when a puppet was left up. it makes it authentically funny, i just love it
hope you guys get hearing aids. the songs at the end are bomb. i can't imagine surviving without listening to stuff, so props to all of you people out there with hearing impairments.
Can this series end with the finale having Ryan disappear from his screen and then his hand just grabs the professor and drags him behind the curtain and all you hear is the Professor's screaming and Ryan's psychotic laughter as jellybeans shoot out everywhere?
Are we not gonna talk about the part with the genie where the Professor is alluding to the fact that a genie cursed him and this curse would’ve been the curse of eternal life which is why he knows so much about history
So this is such a great show, the only problem is when your history professor at the college you attend says something different to what this professor says and you can't exactly admit that you heard another version from a blue puppet on the internet.
"Another history professor in an online course with sources taught me that ___." If your professor says "I watch Puppet History too, you're not special," do tell us.
Random memory: insult-shamed your favorite colorful story-tellin’ history professor by blurting out “terms of endurement” after he said something about terms of endearment (much to the delight of the rest of the class), he glare-stares you so hard the room turns red, and you realize you just failed western civilization 1 AND 2...
When your pregnancy surpass the expected due date, the baby skin will start to absorb the surrounding moistness. As a result, it will run out and baby's lil' baby skin will get dry. So Ryan's mother was most likely pregnant for longer than 9 months.
I just did some research on Robert Hooke.. this is what it says: "his sight and his legs began to fail him and he became increasingly ill-tempered and miserly. Stooped, short of breath, unwashed and sleeping in his ragged clothes, he finally died in his rooms at Gresham College in the City, alone in the middle of the night, at the age of sixty-seven. His emaciated body so swarmed with lice that no one wanted to touch it".... So he died alone in his room in the middle of the night, wearing dirty clothes covered in lice.. fishy
The Professor: "Ryan, do you have a nemesis?" Ryan: "Yes, it's you." The Professor: "Oh, well someone is not getting the coveted Puppet History trophy anytime soon."
Think back to when they did the look backs on their unsolved videos with buzzfeeds and shane did the story line of the hotdogs and other food products with time travel, witches, alien's, and plot twists.... fun times
"On this episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved we take a look at the mysterious death of Robert Hook and the curios circumstances leading up to it involving one Sir Isaac Newton."
i think he's the same as he normally is but he just seems more calm compared to a swirling vortex of chaos the world cannot comprehend, and also the professor.
i wasn’t sure if the professor was cheating ryan out of the history cup until now, but the fact that he remembered wtf inertia was and didnt win a single full point??? this shit be RIGGED
it's a running gag. the guest will always win the cup which is why the Professor finds way to give points. why are you makin it sound like a conspiracy lol
I agree generally, however even if he'd have gotten that whole point instead of a 0.1, he'd have still lost this particular episode 2-6. Keith legitimately wiped the floor with him.
The professor and Keith are like inverse colors. The professor is blue with a pink background, while Keith is wearing pink with a blue background. Very nice when they are side-by-side.
im watching this at 3 am with my 1 month old kitten curled up on my neck he is very intrigued by the professor and has pawed at him multiple times update: I thought he fell asleep so I covered him with my blanket but he immediately put his head back up to watch
@@amythetoon6535 so the usual punishment is to be drawn, hanged, and quartered. The quartering part starts by cutting off the prisoner's genitals. They would be cut open too by this point, and their guts along with their genitals would be thrown into a fire and burned in front of them (they were alive while this was happening also). Finally, they were beheaded. The body was then chopped into pieces, usually four, hence the phrase quartering.
Sometimes I think I’m an adult with a good grasp of history but then I remember I love learning cool history stories from a blue puppet on the internet who harasses a grown man over the pursuit of jelly beans
My absolute favorite thing about these episodes is the professor and Ryan talking/throwing threats as the winning guest is yelling joyously about getting their winning jellybeans in the background
Get Eugene on the show... Let's see who can be less enthusiastic about this! Insane Ryan or disinterested in history Eugene But maybe the professor will choose something Eugene knows on purpose..
When children are born after their due date, they have less of the vernix that covers the babies skin in utero which is why they typically have very dry skin.
@@Mikibear222 The professor, "mysteriously" murdered, and after the credits Ryan wakes up to the puppet man himself standing over him, immortal and still here.
Damn, I was listening extra closely to the song this time, like "Is that really Shane?" Doing voices AND singing in tune at the same time is impressive. Also shoutout to animator Mike Fox visibly struggling with metaphor because he wants our experience to be as dynamic as possible "chicken = hatched plan? idk man" hey, whatever works!
My favorite historical rivalry was between Benjamin Franklin and a publisher of a rival newspaper/calendar Titan Leeds. Where in Benjamins paper, Poor Richard's Almanack he "predicted" the date Leeds would die. As expected Leeds didn't die, but even so Benjamin made and published an obituary for Leeds. After that every-time Leeds claimed he was still alive, Benjamins paper would always respond by saying Leeds was either an imposter or a ghost. The funniest thing being that Benjamin kept going with this story even after Leeds had actually died.
Am I the only one who gets out a score pad now to make sure Ryan's ACTUALLY lost, points-wise? I have to say, though, this one was a landslide - 1.1 to 6 points.
@@createplanwithelle There's a post on Tumblr that has added up all the previous episodes and apparently, if you take away the random extra points to the guest and the rotten jellybeans, Ryan has actually won or tied every episode.
"Have either of you ever had a nemesis?"
Ryan, directly at the camera: "YEAH."
Keith: *instant panic*
**intense shaking** *YOU STEP FOOT INTO THIS THEATER AND BABY YOU’RE IN A WORLD OF PAIN*
10:00
I died laughing
Keith monologuing about French horn while Ryan and the Professor listen politely but with clear boredom is so quintessentially Keith.
As a French horn player named Hannah who had an arch nemesis named Jessica, I had war flashbacks from his tale.
im a horn player too and i was delighted by keiths story AND the inclusion of mozarts horn concerto 4 in the video haha
@@hannahpchism what if his nemesis is also Jessica?!
@@hannahpchism you live in cali???
@@blakeswanson1322 nah florida
I love how Ryan spends the entire video visibly contemplating murder and openly threatening to set the Professor on fire, but also giggles at the Professor's jokes and looks so excited to show off his answers, especially when he had the actual name of one of Newton's Laws written down. He's got the range
he's a little tsundere but aren't we all
obsessed with the mental image of the professor sitting at a desk by candlelight, surrounded by books for research on different topics, turning pages with his mouth because he has no strength in his arms.
This begs the question: does the professor write anything? And if do, does he also use a quill in his mouth to do so? Or does he just have to commit everything to memory?
@@mariapizzaa i like to think there's a usb drive under his lil hat
maria pizza the idea that everything is just downloaded into his puppet brain
I can't even 😂😂
And then ryan has the AUDACITY to insinuate that the Profesor doesn’t do his research 🤧
The professor: Have either of you ever had a nemesis?
Ryan, with dead eyes: y e a h
Y E A H
‘Haha, I’m gonna set you on fire.”
I think Ricky was talking then 😅
This funky blue thing really makes the world a little better
Yes he does
he really does
Truly
I hope nothing bad happens to him
Too bad he's been banished to hell.
I really want a Puppet History soundtrack, "The Heavy, Heavy Songbook we call History"
Please! 💕
A MUSICAL
Colon, an everwinding look
WE NEED THIS
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
“Have either of you ever had a nemesis?”
Ryan: *intense eye contact* yeah
if this rivalry continues, The Professor will end up on unsolved
As the possible killer or the dead body?
@@linneaglas1598 Yes
@@linneaglas1598 the question remains....unsolved
this is the best comment on this video
@@fairytailgirl123 So will he pull a Reginald Hargreeves to traumatise us and galvanise us against the real threat, bears?
Keith: Genies aren't real.
The Professor: *INTESE WAR FLASHBACKS*
Fun fact with Newton vs. Hooke - Newton burned Hooke's only portrait in the Royal Society, so we don't really know what Hook looked like. All the other paintings of Hooke are *thought* to be him but not confirmed. We don't know what the dude looked like because of the grudge Newton had.
now that’s petty
Dang Newton really didn't want to see his face
Honestly that’s petty as hell but I’d probably do the same thing 😌💅
@@lizzie-4011 that's not petty judging on the stuff Hooke did
@@mehreentasnim7129 while it was obviously provoked, regardless such is still petty lmao
Damn Try Guy's Keith acts all chaotically and shit but here he's so perceptive and logical, he's is like the dude in school that acted all goofy and aloof but kicked your ass in all the AP classes
So true
Wow, I just realized that this could describe me.
there's a reason he got ravenclaw when the try guys did the hp sorting test, man's a true lune lovegood gilderoy lockheart type
HE IS. I LOVE HIS BRAIN
lol he's a founder of a successful company so of course he's smart. Ryan mentioned while at Buzzfeed Keith was their mentor.
ryan looks like a greasy tired teen checking into their zoom class while Keith has a perfectly lit scene with a greenscreen background
i mean he had to do many high production videos through zoom so
shane: can we say it? isaac newton is probably a murderer?
ryan: whether or not isaac newton is a murderer will remain....UNSOLVED
Highly underrated comment lol
I read it in their voice
I like how Keith is using cold logic and then asks "They turned into birds?" Kills me
This is the earliest I've ever been to class.
Igbayilola Farotimi same
LOL! Me too!
Haha same ( ＾∇＾)
Same, I should be in art class right now but I'm here instead of the Google meet
Samee
Every single fact we learn about Ryan's childhood sounds like a super villain origin story
I mean his dentist dad decapitated someone so who know how far the apple has fallen from the tree....maybe Newton, but you get it....
@@_tired_fujoshi omg what, when did he talk about this???
@@StarshineRose it's a joke
Minus A Bajaj its a running joke from one of the buzzfeed unsolved episodes
Minus A Bajaj if you want the specific episode it the unsolved episode The Ghosts and Demons of Bobby Mackey’s it’s at the 9:40ish mark
Alternative title: Ryan fights with a puppet for 31 minutes while Keith observes
while keith keeps picking C
kivvz accurate
I always love the part near the end of the episode where the guest is just cheerfully celebrating while cutting back to the prof and ryan hurling death threats at each other
Why am I actually scared that this show is going to end by Ryan ripping off the Professor’s head
You know Ryan has been training with a speed bag that has the Professor's face on it.
Isn't this the plot of Hannibal?
ricky goldsworth about to be the next guest...
*Am I the only person scared that this show will end?
your fear was warranted
this time on puppet history: Ryan is bitter about always losing and Shane loves it
Ryan needs to win someday 😂😂😂
@@jamieknable511 Someday he'll win the jelly beans, but until that day, how bitter he is will remain... Unsolved
Damn spoilers bruh
@@mia.t lol.
Shane has never been on this show
Maybe the professor used to be a human until a genie turned him into a puppet
And so he cannot die :0
Oh s h i t
He found Aladdin’s lamp and he wished to be immortal and the genie granted his wish by turning him into a puppet
He's an immortal being that has witnessed these events himself
another addition to the lore, i see
After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
Actual Score: Ryan had 2 points (because I believe he should've gotten a full point for the inertia thing) and Keith had 5. The guest won fairly and Ryan should've went with the idea of "when in doubt, pick C."
🫘
I love your score counts!!
Professor McNasty: We're friends
Ryan: (giggling) I'm gonna set you on fire.
That's true friendship right there
As a person who loves messy history, this series is everything
If Ryan ever wins, he should get Bean Boozled jelly beans
not to be dramatic but you're a genius
That’s brilliant
YES OMG LETS HOPE it would be so funny
Hot damn! That genius idea would rival Isaac Newton
Or sugar free gummy bears.
You know the ones.
As a.. "special treat".
‘you step foot into this theater and baby and you’ll be in a world of pain’, pure poetry
I’m started to smell a genie-backstory that includes the professor. where either the professor is a genie or a human stuck in a puppet body as result of a wish gone wrong. he’s mentioned genies multiple times
With how hostile he is at the mention of genies, I would say that he’s had a REALLY bad run in with one
a blueberry on neptune my personal theory is that he was some sort of human who encountered a genie who turned him into a puppet when he wished to become immortal
The lore deepens! This is great
I want this to be canon so badly.
S. Albertsen yeah i’m hoping like one of the last episodes or a fun episode will be about the professor and his history
Theory: What if the professor wanted to know the future since he already knew a lot about history, so he asked a genie to let him see the future and the genie made him immortal
Ah yes another addition to the lore. I love how this is growing tbh. KEEP EM COMING!
holy shit dude
and all those genie answerd are in tribute to the genie
This is PERFECT
Yeah but the professor looks like he would be glad to be immortal so wouldn't be angry at the genie. The genie had to do him some other kind of wrong
It’s official: the professor is cursed by a genie
That's why he's immortal and has met all these people from history!
Prof. McNasty really living up to his name here
Or is a genie
@@hashbrowns3832 well... he is blue and seems to be stuck to this theater thing 0_0
This genie seems to fill in perfectly with the charachter Gaunter o'dimm from the witcher 3's dlc Heart of stone
Ryan: I think you know who my nemesis is
The Professor: Oh, do I?
Keith: I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today
It's the same energy as in the without a recipe dumplings when Eugene and Matt were arguing and Keith sat there looking back and forth lmao
prof: “have either of you ever had a nemesis?”
ryan: “yea🔪”
Ryan is plotting the Professor's death, he is gonna throw him into a pit of cats.
The spiders will save him
Rick Goldsworth will be plotting alongside Ryan as well
@@RewindingFilm04 Annabelle will cancel out Rick so really it's just Ryan vs Professor
Evyen Biwer I mean, he raises them too. It’s kinda like keeping a cow more for milk and as a pet while still eating beef
the Professor has had a long time to learn how to deal with those who get in his way. Remember the snake in the Egyptian baby's cot ? The dude has form (and history)
When the Professor said that they are friends:
"I'm gonna set you on fire."
- Ryan Bergara, 2020
Ryan is an arsonist, confirmed.
Ryan, your Ricky is showing.
Is no one going to talk about Shane's excellent voice work for the song at the end? I'm so impressed tbh
Right!! It might be the best song he's preformed on Puppet History (at least up until the point of this episode). Some of the others are a little too chaotic, but this one just... works. And it could be standalone. I think I almost cried a little the first time I watched this episode, lmao 😂 It's beautiful
the song has me near tears every time i hear it
I literally came down to look for someone talking about it! as soon as he started talking i was so impressed! and when the music came in i immediately was like RANDY NEWMAN???? but like no one is talking about it!
@@coelacanthropology lmao same, am currently trying to catch up on all the puppet history episodes before the season 5 finale
The Professor’s hyper-concentrated shakes of fury give me life tbh.
Quarantine is a hell of a drug dude
the professors anger gives me the thirst to murder whoever dared to incense our bro like that
💯 percent agree.
Same!
same
"You set *foot* into this theater and baby, _you're in a world of pain_ "
The professor guards his territory fiercely
Theory: the hands for the paper puppets are from the people who stepped into the Professor's theater
imagine getting away with a murder for hundreds of years and then everyone finds out because of a history show hosted by a puppet
Yikes 😬
Honestly, that'd be the only way I'd want it to happen.
@@tam_pow2092 LMFAOO 💀
I mean they talked about Jack the Ripper being a cop, and the theory has gained traction since that episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved.
The scenario worth to be real and be remembered
I think the only other person who could give The Professor a run for his money is Safiya, she’s such a history nerd.
now i need Safiya to guest star!
Oh my goddd PLEASEEEE
@@theburts3 she would demolish Ryan fair and square. And I would love to see it
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!
The history buff.
"Have any of you had a nemisis?"
Ryan *staring directly at the Professor*: yeah
Shane be like: Eep! 😖😳😲
no one:
ryan to the professor: i’ll set you on fire
I mean, to be fair, he has to look directly in front of him bc that's where the camera is lol
@@michelledang6834 True, but he did so without a moment's hesitation.
one of these days the answer is gonna be the genie.
Edit: Holy Shit, this is the most likes I’ve gotten on a comment, thanks!
The professors backstory episode
:0 my comment
@@malevolentmeeproductions8546 Ryan finally wins because he's been the only consistent guest and knows the lore
Hi, I come from the future and someone did... and it was a beautiful moment.
If you're a guest and you have balls, you'll pick the genie one.
Professor lore we know (so far):
- he was granted sentience by a genie (trickster or evil, jury’s still out) who he apparently owes a life debt to
- this sentience was granted around the beginning of time and this is why he so knowledgeable about these topics... because he was there
- his diet consists of jelly beans, spiders (ya know, for protein), and the occasional sugar cube
- the prize jellybeans are his poop
- his nemesis is Ryan, but he keeps inviting him back to these lectures because he’s actually, secretly his favorite student
I think that’s everything lmao
And we still don’t know his name :(
and he doesnt have muscles in his arms
We know his name ISN'T McNasty
Also went to puppet u
No, he’s trapped Ryan in a purgatory where he competes for the prize of jellybeans, something he loves, but he can never win them. Ryan isn’t his favorite student, he’s his favorite victim.
Fun fact: While most historical scholars believed Isaac Newton was a deeply religious celibate, some contemporary scholars believe he just might have been homosexual.
His first candidate as a potential partner was John Wickens, who Newton roomed with for nearly 20 years. Six years later, he met Fatio de Duillier, whom he purportedly had an intense relationship with lasting four years. Fatio even once wrote to Newton, saying “... the reason I should not marry will probably last as long as my life... I could wish sir to live all of my life, or the greatest part of it, with you.”
Oh he absolutely was gay. ESPECIALLY given the looong intense relationships he had with men. Including the guy in this video who scammed and shizz. Like,, that nemesis relationship partially feels.. dare I say.. flirtatious?
Yeah I think I remember he also shared a cat, bank account, and possibly a bedroom with John Wickens soooo
Does the timeline maybe suggest that Newtons obsession with Chaloner lead to the end to his relationship with Wickens?
Because that would be sad.
@@Shomealiens That’s actually really sad but would make a great novel.
@@clp275 cant help but love the drama of it. However, im convinced Newton wasnt a very compassionate and loving man, while his criminal lover- i mean nemesis- likely thought he was. I mean, to me, the moments leading up to his execution seemed to be Ol' Boy realizing this love affair was one sided. Tragic.
I love that they leave the mistakes in... like when the Professor read the wrong paragraph or when a puppet was left up. it makes it authentically funny, i just love it
The recurring apples falling on Newton's head is *chef's kiss*
Can I say how true this is? After the first two times, I waited for an apple to fall on his head everytime Newton was on screen.
It was like that football hitting the dude in the Pompeii episode
As a hearing-impaired fan, may I just say 'thank you' to the folks who work to subtitle these awesome episodes? Y'all rock!
🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨✨agreed!!!
hope you guys get hearing aids. the songs at the end are bomb. i can't imagine surviving without listening to stuff, so props to all of you people out there with hearing impairments.
@@lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 as someone who is Hard of Hearing..... it’s not that everyone who has a hearing disability are completely deaf
@@lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 That was pretty insensitive...
@@lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 we're not all deaf. i just can't understand speaking sometimes. assuming "hearing impaired" means "deaf" is just dumb
Can this series end with the finale having Ryan disappear from his screen and then his hand just grabs the professor and drags him behind the curtain and all you hear is the Professor's screaming and Ryan's psychotic laughter as jellybeans shoot out everywhere?
I hope the series never ends then-
THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
The next season should start with ryan in bandages and the professor in an eye patch.
PLEASEEEE HAHAHA
Well, you were close lol
Are we not gonna talk about the part with the genie where the Professor is alluding to the fact that a genie cursed him and this curse would’ve been the curse of eternal life which is why he knows so much about history
Professor McNasty oh wow that’s quite rude professor
The professor lore gets deeper and deeper every week
ohhhhhhhh lore
Poor Keith, caught between the rivalry. He looked like when you're at a friend's house and the parent starts yelling at your friend.
Lol
So this is such a great show, the only problem is when your history professor at the college you attend says something different to what this professor says and you can't exactly admit that you heard another version from a blue puppet on the internet.
😂
Or do it, expose other Puppet History fans, assert dominance
"Another history professor in an online course with sources taught me that ___." If your professor says "I watch Puppet History too, you're not special," do tell us.
Random memory: insult-shamed your favorite colorful story-tellin’ history professor by blurting out “terms of endurement” after he said something about terms of endearment (much to the delight of the rest of the class), he glare-stares you so hard the room turns red, and you realize you just failed western civilization 1 AND 2...
Tell your professor about the show, they will probably get a kick out of it
Isaac Newton sounds like that one kid who would remind the teacher that they forgot to set homework
Not only was the Randy Newman impression spot on, the song was actually genuinely moving in a weird way. Absolutely amazing job Shane.
That song was hauntingly good
When your pregnancy surpass the expected due date, the baby skin will start to absorb the surrounding moistness. As a result, it will run out and baby's lil' baby skin will get dry. So Ryan's mother was most likely pregnant for longer than 9 months.
i was in my mother's womb for 11 months and she told me that when i came out, i looked like an old man
:0
@@irinasantillan8300 , lol she must have been sticking a plunger to her hoohah trying to get you out after a near YEAR of pregnancy
K. ...
I was in for almost 10...... 'splains a lot.
The professor: We’re friends!
Ryan: I’m gonna set you on fire 😃😃😃
Timestamp?
@Cedar Franklin 1:29
the smiley faces LMAO
I'm bingeing the series right now and I actually think this song is the best so far
It's honestly really beautiful and makes me very emotional. I gotta say though, I think the dinosaur episode song makes me tear up a bit more.
The funniest moment of this episode is the Professor saying “rip” immediately after talking about draw and quartering someone
Jasmine Carmichael time?
Gremlin 27:48
Prof: We're friends
Ryan: I'm gonna set you on fire *evil laughter*
Exactly what I came for
One of these days “the genie” is going to be the correct answer.
I'm eagerly waiting for that day
a lesson about schaherzade or something lol
I smell a B plot
Can you imagine the day we get the episode on the history on "The Professor"
Anything to do with Henry Kissinger...
I just did some research on Robert Hooke.. this is what it says: "his sight and his legs began to fail him and he became increasingly ill-tempered and miserly. Stooped, short of breath, unwashed and sleeping in his ragged clothes, he finally died in his rooms at Gresham College in the City, alone in the middle of the night, at the age of sixty-seven. His emaciated body so swarmed with lice that no one wanted to touch it".... So he died alone in his room in the middle of the night, wearing dirty clothes covered in lice.. fishy
Not so much fishy......more like itchy.
(im sorry)
Maybe he wore one of those hats with a mercury rim
Shane is a legitimately good singer/songwriter.
yeah all of the songs are ridiculously catchy especially this one this one is my new favorite
The Professor: "Ryan, do you have a nemesis?"
Ryan: "Yes, it's you."
The Professor: "Oh, well someone is not getting the coveted Puppet History trophy anytime soon."
He wasn’t anyway
why is the song a literal masterpiece wtf. like shane always serves with the songs but this one was so beautiful
Honestly yeah. The lyricism was genuinely heartfelt
He sure has a talent.
Think back to when they did the look backs on their unsolved videos with buzzfeeds and shane did the story line of the hotdogs and other food products with time travel, witches, alien's, and plot twists.... fun times
"Little pieces of me all over this town"...I honestly teared up. Shane is killing it.
Shane is a master of his craft. That song had me grinning like I was a kid watching Toy Story for the first time.
Is shane:
a) an actual historian
b) a history buff
c) his staff does all the research and he just read scripts?
He's a history nerd! He makes all of the puppets, the stage, wrote scripts and songs on his own. The only thing he doesn't do is the editing.
Much like the professor often has, this is a trick question and the correct answer is all of them
he's an evil genie
Bold of you to assume he isn’t an immortal who has actually met all of these people
@@jadeandblood I think for s4, he has outsourced the puppet creation.
"On this episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved we take a look at the mysterious death of Robert Hook and the curios circumstances leading up to it involving one Sir Isaac Newton."
Whether or not sir isaac newton was a murderer will remain UNSOLVED
Keith being mostly calm and professional throughout the episode feels weird after knowing him as the most chaotic person in The Try Guys
You forgot about Miles
ned is definitely more chaotic
i think he's the same as he normally is but he just seems more calm compared to a swirling vortex of chaos the world cannot comprehend, and also the professor.
Alden Battle nah, Ned is just loud
I’ll never forget daddy’s favorite from without a recipe, esp the cake one
i wasn’t sure if the professor was cheating ryan out of the history cup until now, but the fact that he remembered wtf inertia was and didnt win a single full point??? this shit be RIGGED
needs more likes, needs more liiiiiiiiiiikes
it's a running gag. the guest will always win the cup which is why the Professor finds way to give points. why are you makin it sound like a conspiracy lol
I agree generally, however even if he'd have gotten that whole point instead of a 0.1, he'd have still lost this particular episode 2-6. Keith legitimately wiped the floor with him.
well you cant call someone your nemesis and expect to win
@@luthienmpl that's why Ryan said this was the first one he was okay with, since he acknowledged that Keith was the first one to legitimately win
Shane: we're friends
Ryan: I'm gonna set you on fire
friendship goals
“Childbirth is _not_ a dry experience.” -Keith Habersberger 2020
I'm hoping Ned and Ariel having another baby will be encouragement for Keith and Becky to have one😊
he's not wrong-
i mean he’s not wrong...
Bellona is that you?
Natalie Sepulveda nat wtf
The professor and Keith are like inverse colors. The professor is blue with a pink background, while Keith is wearing pink with a blue background. Very nice when they are side-by-side.
im watching this at 3 am with my 1 month old kitten curled up on my neck he is very intrigued by the professor and has pawed at him multiple times
update: I thought he fell asleep so I covered him with my blanket but he immediately put his head back up to watch
He is learning, give him rights
Omg that's the cutest thing. Please tell your kitten I love them
🥺 thats so pure
@@salomeking591 he said he loves you too. I'd say his name but he doesn't have one yet we just call him bebi
@@professorcatosaur cats are like noodles, you should call them soup
No one has ever tried harder at Puppet History than Keith. He's always so different in collabs, I love it!
Things that give me joy in no particular order:
1. Puppet History notification
2. The Professor
3. Keith's smile
4. Ryan's rivalry with the Professor
is anyone going to talk about the professor’s genie lore
THIS
Hahahaha I was looking for a comment on this!
I’m pretty sure the professor is a genie and he’s here to make beef boys life hell
The genie is who granted him immortality but now the prof is stuck seeing so many awful crazy things
@@soshiangel90 And maybe the immortality also comes with a few bodily modifications.
Shane better get an Emmy, Tony, Oscar, all of it. Like, this shit is so good. Every episode is a delight.
I wholeheartedly agree! I've never been a fan of history, but Shane and The Prof turned all that around! Now I LOVE to learn! Teehehe!
I DID love the Prof, until this Inertia debacle. Dude! He said, “Name the law.” Ryan got it.
@@hopegold883 Yeah, but the running gag is clearly that Ryan keeps getting screwed over, and that played true to the bit.
I love how horrified they are of quartering when what they're describing is arguably no where near as horrific as what quartering actually is
I googled it because of your comment and I.......
HOLY SHIT
what is it?
@@amythetoon6535 so the usual punishment is to be drawn, hanged, and quartered. The quartering part starts by cutting off the prisoner's genitals. They would be cut open too by this point, and their guts along with their genitals would be thrown into a fire and burned in front of them (they were alive while this was happening also). Finally, they were beheaded. The body was then chopped into pieces, usually four, hence the phrase quartering.
@@PureMagic101 jesus
The professor is going to cause Ryan's eventual descent into Ricky Goldsworth
Let’s not stop him
We need him to become Ricky. Ricky is the only person that knows who DB Cooper is and who took the Sodder children.
Ricky is the only one who can solve all the unsolved mysteries
Sometimes I think I’m an adult with a good grasp of history but then I remember I love learning cool history stories from a blue puppet on the internet who harasses a grown man over the pursuit of jelly beans
This is the best description of what puppet history is
If we had this while I was in high school, I would have got a A
it’s like sesame street for people like 13+
i can't believe they forgot about the iconic nemeses dr. doofenshmirtz and perry the platypus
Highly underrated
They were the first pair I thought of when they said the word nemesis. I mean they even have an iconic song🤧
My absolute favorite thing about these episodes is the professor and Ryan talking/throwing threats as the winning guest is yelling joyously about getting their winning jellybeans in the background
_"I looked like a reptile when I came out of my mom."_ - Ryan, 2020
Heck, he looks like a reptile NOW.
It really bothers me that he doesn't clean up for when they record some of these episodes.
@@kyozo5800 Be careful. Reptiles are vicious. Wouldn't want to find a Bergara climbing up your leg...
@@popsicIes omg the image of that 😂
Scruff has a nice look
@@popsicIes speak for yourself
I love how Shane and Ryan didn't get Keith's Pokémon reference.
What Pokemon refrence?
Professor and Ryan*** Shane is not in this video man
Get Eugene on the show... Let's see who can be less enthusiastic about this! Insane Ryan or disinterested in history Eugene
But maybe the professor will choose something Eugene knows on purpose..
yes please!
Bandom Memes and Vines I would love to see Eugene on puppet history!
Eugene just has his own answer
D: because of the war
Danica Born Stonewall maybe
I wanna see Ned interviewed one the haunted house lol
Try guys try ghost hunting with Shane and Ryan. I would love that video.
When children are born after their due date, they have less of the vernix that covers the babies skin in utero which is why they typically have very dry skin.
Yep! Ryan was probably a post-term baby.
huh, well, that explains my alligator skin
I was nine days late and I still have dry skin lol
Ohhhhh I'll just, uh, take down this cryptid conspiracy board then.
@@xenophiliuslovegood6914 👀👀👀 🥸
Ryan immediately saying yes when the professor asks if he has a nemesis is giving me so much serotonin
I WAS JUST DOING ELECTRICITY AHHH I HAVE AN EXAM ON MONDAYYYY
@@ananyapani2780 that was random and out of the blue, but goodluck!
One: why does it sound like a genie hurt the professor so profoundly
Two: why is that professor-ryan war suddenly spiking tension so high
ally serl I wonder if Ryan will lose it during the season finale 🤣
@@Mikibear222 The professor, "mysteriously" murdered, and after the credits Ryan wakes up to the puppet man himself standing over him, immortal and still here.
@@batsy_mothkin Better yet, Ryan wakes up AS the professor. The genie's curse has travelled to him. There is no escape now
Plot twist: Ryan IS the genie in disguise and is a sadist and watching the professor suffer-
not enough people are talking about how good of a singer and songwriter Shane is 😱
Keith’s Ravenclaw is showing so hard.
Them: Lists iconic nemesis duos
Me, an intellectual: Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus.
I'm begging Shane to release his character songs on Spotify. I would listen to this episodes and the Necklace's song on loop!
I genuinely got emotional hearing the coin song and I hope Mr Coin knows that he is doing a wonderful job as currency and I love him for it
This could be the best historical rom-com ever.
Enemies to lovers.
Nemision I can see the wattpad story now
Honestly the whole way through I just thought "I think they should kiss"
@@gillianfleischer5620 I'd read it
@@erikw.s.5209 same, 100%
Ryan at that last second, man. He’s THIS CLOSE to snapping.
Puppet History (feat. Ricky Goldsworth)
Damn, I was listening extra closely to the song this time, like "Is that really Shane?" Doing voices AND singing in tune at the same time is impressive.
Also shoutout to animator Mike Fox visibly struggling with metaphor because he wants our experience to be as dynamic as possible "chicken = hatched plan? idk man" hey, whatever works!
My favorite historical rivalry was between Benjamin Franklin and a publisher of a rival newspaper/calendar Titan Leeds. Where in Benjamins paper, Poor Richard's Almanack he "predicted" the date Leeds would die. As expected Leeds didn't die, but even so Benjamin made and published an obituary for Leeds. After that every-time Leeds claimed he was still alive, Benjamins paper would always respond by saying Leeds was either an imposter or a ghost. The funniest thing being that Benjamin kept going with this story even after Leeds had actually died.
Ryan looks like he's slipping further and further into a murderous rage with every episode 😂 I'm scared for the Professor 😢
So glad to see someone outside of their buzzfeed cohorts get on the show. And CollegeHumor's Grant nontheless.
LMAO
I cannot hahah
😂
BURN!
LMAO
Am I the only one who gets out a score pad now to make sure Ryan's ACTUALLY lost, points-wise? I have to say, though, this one was a landslide - 1.1 to 6 points.
Did you try counting the other episodes?
@@createplanwithelle There's a post on Tumblr that has added up all the previous episodes and apparently, if you take away the random extra points to the guest and the rotten jellybeans, Ryan has actually won or tied every episode.
@@themripley wtf thats absolutely hilarious.
@@kara8825 he never lets him win even when winning!! Lol
Found the post wheezingghoulbois.tumblr.com/post/628518267991080960/puppet-history-actual-scoring
I am in love with how Ryan has an intense rivalry with a fluffy blue puppet in a pith helmet.