The Grisly Journey of The Donner Party • Puppet History

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  • @_HuffleProud_
    @_HuffleProud_ 4 роки тому +7308

    The Professor saying “hoes” is unreasonably funny

  • @Zlixlriffs
    @Zlixlriffs 4 роки тому +12960

    My therapist: Genie Shane doesn’t exist
    Genie Shane:

    • @TheRainyKingdom
      @TheRainyKingdom 4 роки тому +216

      I'M SCARED I"M SCARED I"M SCARED I'M SCARED

    • @xenophiliuslovegood6914
      @xenophiliuslovegood6914 4 роки тому +109

      Scrolling through comments at the beginning of the video like WHAT?

    • @peytonlopez5291
      @peytonlopez5291 4 роки тому +54

      Thats shane?!

    • @Alex-rw9nn
      @Alex-rw9nn 4 роки тому +136

      He actually kinda looks like Klaus from the umbrella academy

    • @allisonionsoup
      @allisonionsoup 4 роки тому +28

      Briza Schuler that’s what i thought too 💀💀

  • @d.lan3y
    @d.lan3y 4 роки тому +10798

    A side note: the Washoe natives were living and thriving in those same mountains, that same winter. We don't have many records on their involvement in the story of the Donner Party (surprise, surprise), but their oral tradition includes the story of the starving strangers who were camped in a place unsuitable for the weather. The natives took pity on them and brought them rabbit and potatoes, which by some accounts went untouched. Another account tells that a few men attempted to bring them a deer, and were shot on sight. Not long after, they were observed by the natives to be eating each other, and were given a wide berth from there on out.
    TL\DR: The Donners were not alone in those mountains and if not for petty racism, they probably would not have turned to cannibalism at all.
    (Also, Abraham Lincoln--yes, THAT Abraham Lincoln--almost went with the Donner Party. The only reason he stayed back was because he had to care for a sick family member.)

    • @LannasMissingLink
      @LannasMissingLink 4 роки тому +1036

      Thats so funny! Lol they deserved it then. I dont pity them

    • @sunshinem.7741
      @sunshinem.7741 4 роки тому +382

      Hey are you the TA? This online course has been a little confusing so I forgot your name.

    • @devito803
      @devito803 4 роки тому +405

      mothaf***in racists lmao. just desserts. thanks for sharing this piece!

    • @ToscaTee
      @ToscaTee 4 роки тому +475

      Piles and piles of stupid decisions, yikes 😬

    • @Areyousayingidontknowmyname
      @Areyousayingidontknowmyname 4 роки тому +212

      The Moby Dick situation had similar actions and conciquences.

  • @friendlysleepparalysisdemon
    @friendlysleepparalysisdemon 4 роки тому +7548

    Sometimes I forget that the stories of the Oregon Trail are sometimes real and not a musical on acid

    • @phonoix
      @phonoix 3 роки тому +337

      The best musical on acid!

    • @bea-like-beaver
      @bea-like-beaver 3 роки тому +292

      History class didn’t teach me, so puppets and crackheads will have to do. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @samanthagdts
      @samanthagdts 3 роки тому +15

      what musical?

    • @heide9652
      @heide9652 3 роки тому +46

      lol i was looking for someone to mention tto

    • @computer_juice
      @computer_juice 3 роки тому +290

      Every time he mentioned independence my brain went "you're in independence"

  • @sophievandermeer9271
    @sophievandermeer9271 4 роки тому +5448

    Me n my homies drunk on campus: “lets throw up in the bergara bin”

  • @dewekiwi9602
    @dewekiwi9602 4 роки тому +9652

    The Professor refusing to give Ryan any jellybeans is the origin story of Ricky Goldsworth

    • @waddledoo2you13
      @waddledoo2you13 4 роки тому +178

      Canon

    • @CyclingUrchin
      @CyclingUrchin 4 роки тому +65

      Oh god

    • @thejasminedragonmerchant6843
      @thejasminedragonmerchant6843 4 роки тому +54

      Headcanon accepted!

    • @loveloss85
      @loveloss85 4 роки тому +35

      Can you explain the lore of that statement? Is Ricky Goldsworth like Ryan's alternate persona?

    • @thejasminedragonmerchant6843
      @thejasminedragonmerchant6843 4 роки тому +183

      @@loveloss85 In a nutshell, yes! Ricky Goldsworth is an alternate persona of Ryan (like how Markiplier has Darkiplier) that sometimes gets mentioned on BFU (and Ryan has occasionally acted as him during panels and such, it's actually fairly spooky!). Shane's alternate persona(s), in contrast, currently include C.C. Tinsley, Banjo Mclintock, Long Legs Madej, and himself as a demon, haha.

  • @fancydeer
    @fancydeer 4 роки тому +3807

    so the daughters who ate their dead father, that was one thing. dude died and was like "hey you're my kids, I don't want you to starve. this is the last thing I can do for you." but those freaks out in the mountains just started killing their friends left and right and were like "we had no other choice".

    • @stephanieclark1487
      @stephanieclark1487 4 роки тому +228

      That one made a lot more sense than the others.

    • @FIRING_BLIND
      @FIRING_BLIND 4 роки тому +80

      They seriously thought the reason people has already died was due to starvation. So yeah, in their mind, they had no choice.

    • @crazykenna
      @crazykenna 4 роки тому +188

      @@FIRING_BLIND Yeah, but a lot of people were dying from the cold, not hunger. Like, the guy who stripped his clothes off and ran into the wilderness? That's a hypothermia reaction.

    • @engf223
      @engf223 4 роки тому +157

      Actually the only people that there are evidence of murder for were the two indigenous Americans, Salvador and Luis, who were already near death when they were killed, (which doesn’t discount the fact that racism definitely played a role). Shane doesn’t go into it the best in the video, which is understandable it’s very difficult to keep track of, but the timeline in the mountains was actually pretty complicated with pretty much everyone who died verifiably dying from causes other than murder. People were buried in the snow, which preserved the bodies. Eventually the people in the mountains sincerely ran out of food. Like they were eating the cowhide of their roofs. And people realized that they did have food out in the snow banks. At that point it was sit and watch your children slowly wither away from starvation, or give them what food is available.

    • @calbee.add1ct141
      @calbee.add1ct141 4 роки тому +43

      @@engf223 dude that’s really interesting, plus there’s so many takes on how this all went down, like my APUSH teacher out right denied that any cannibalism happened. Apparently he has a credible source from historians but idk it seems like a load of bs 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

  • @antichrist4449
    @antichrist4449 3 роки тому +6818

    Everyone in this story is morally grey exept for the friend who warned them and the native dudes who just were vibing UNTIL THE CANNIBALISM STARTED

    • @angel-hu3bp
      @angel-hu3bp 3 роки тому +457

      exactly, the poor native dudes 😭

    • @antichrist4449
      @antichrist4449 3 роки тому +524

      @@angel-hu3bp THEY WERE JUST BEING HELPFUL AND GOT EATEN LIKE DAMN

    • @angel-hu3bp
      @angel-hu3bp 3 роки тому +352

      @@antichrist4449 LIKE DAMN- they were so willing to help until people started EATING EACH OTHER. and they decide to kill them and eat them 🙄🤞🏼 disrespectful asf

    • @angel-hu3bp
      @angel-hu3bp 3 роки тому +19

      @@antichrist4449 also i love your username and pfp 👀

    • @bricewormington1436
      @bricewormington1436 3 роки тому +128

      I am apart of the Miwok tribe. Good to know my vibes are good.

  • @FritoBanditoify
    @FritoBanditoify 4 роки тому +3447

    Yo, shoutout to these Miwok natives. 1) They stuck with them for quite a while and through a lot of their shit even though they owed nothing to them 2) They knew when to split aka the line is drawn at cannibalism

    • @Dvgteeth
      @Dvgteeth 4 роки тому +155

      But they ended up finding and eating them anyway 😔

    • @chromberries7329
      @chromberries7329 4 роки тому +169

      Yeah. I wonder what natives even got for helping travelers back then.

    • @notmbr
      @notmbr 4 роки тому +155

      probs believed the wendigo legend then said peace out

    • @ToscaTee
      @ToscaTee 4 роки тому +90

      Wendigo’s pretty spot on in this case lol

    • @johnmcinturff3730
      @johnmcinturff3730 4 роки тому +148

      @@notmbr Considering the people who turned to cannibalism also ended up as horrible murderers, the legends were pretty much true.

  • @emilycargill4649
    @emilycargill4649 4 роки тому +4355

    “I’m disgusted, I’m flabbergasted, and I laughed a lot.” - my journal entry for summing up 2020

    • @Fae_van
      @Fae_van 4 роки тому +16

      I'm surprised you even laughed in 2020

    • @kimberlymarkevitch4468
      @kimberlymarkevitch4468 4 роки тому +54

      @@Fae_van You can either cry at the 2020 shitshow or laugh

    • @artxlife7236
      @artxlife7236 4 роки тому +2

      girl same

    • @ArtsyMario
      @ArtsyMario 4 роки тому +4

      Yep pretty much.

    • @jasminemiller7485
      @jasminemiller7485 4 роки тому +14

      @@kimberlymarkevitch4468 Or you do both, at the same time. Repeatedly.

  • @aster-disaster
    @aster-disaster 4 роки тому +12625

    "So the remaining 5 included the child eater, a child-" I SEE A PROBLEM HERE

    • @RamenNamen991
      @RamenNamen991 4 роки тому +1290

      FOR TWO REASONS:
      1)who the hell doesnt prioritize the children for rescue????
      2) FUCKIN FEMUR MUNCHER OVER THERE

    • @JosephDavies
      @JosephDavies 4 роки тому +598

      @@RamenNamen991 The various family and friend-group dynamics played a huge role in who went or stayed in each decision point. Reading the journals is fascinating (and sad). The Wikipedia page is quite extensive if you want answers to these questions without reading the journals themselves.
      The Professor did a great job here, but there's so many mode details to the tale that just didn't fit in this lecture, it's worth looking into... if you can stomach it.

    • @jolene1636
      @jolene1636 4 роки тому +128

      Joseph Davies I would be interested to know but not sure if I can stomach it...what determined who was prioritized?

    • @RMS129
      @RMS129 4 роки тому +392

      The child eater said the last 4 died of natural causes, but I think he probably killed them given that the blood and other things were so meticulously prepared in buckets. Creepy.

    • @coldwaterburns_
      @coldwaterburns_ 4 роки тому +230

      R S. I think it's safe to say that George Donner at least died of natural causes, since he was badly injured and the injury was infected to the point where he was too weak to have traveled with the earlier rescue parties

  • @mohanawilliamson6195
    @mohanawilliamson6195 3 роки тому +4058

    For real though, shit must have looked nuts to the natives. I mean, imagine a bunch of total strangers moved into your backyard and then straight up started eating each other. I mean Jesus 😨

    • @elizabethlee2136
      @elizabethlee2136 3 роки тому +40

      It is forbidden to eat people in many of the indigenous religions and well documented in the folk lore of that region. And technically Christians talk alot of cannibalism by accident. Literally that is one of the sensible reasons why Ancient Romans Outlawed Christians for a while, that people don't wanna admit. I mean Christianity is a mystery cult... we just all go to the rituals or at least understand the rituals are symbollic.
      Like imagine if a guy hands you this plank of wood. Tells you that Jesus will live forever if you eat of his flesh and drink his blood. And never saw a church ceremony. It wouldn't surprise you these white people were snacking on each other. Its literally in the bible.

    • @anabukashka
      @anabukashka 3 роки тому +16

      @@elizabethlee2136 Midnight Mass is all about that

    • @elizabethlee2136
      @elizabethlee2136 3 роки тому +46

      @@altanida1097 literally what is the Eucharist¿ What's Transubstantiation? Normal religions don't constantly talk about eating some dude named Jesus?
      There are a few that talk about cannibalism metaphorically. The corn god and wendigo. If you don't know Transubstantiation is a metaphor, it would be confusing. In fact some Christians believe in the Transubstantiation is a real thing
      So literally these Christians believe and say they are drinking the blood if Christ and eating the body of Christ. Lots of accidental cannibalism.

    • @ermer
      @ermer Рік тому +70

      It's extra ironic considering the settlers accused natives of being barbarians...

    • @majestical15
      @majestical15 Рік тому +48

      *The Natives, after the Savages called them savages and heard/saw the savage act the Savages committed:* 👀

  • @carysdeacon
    @carysdeacon 4 роки тому +4710

    I cannot overstate how unprepared I was to see Shane Madej dressed up as a genie

    • @hazell5511
      @hazell5511 2 роки тому +93

      LMAO THAT WAS HIM?? I didn’t even notice 💀💀

    • @jellybeanboy
      @jellybeanboy 2 роки тому +52

      @@hazell5511 WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? WHO DID YOU THINK IT WAS??

    • @padoru2705
      @padoru2705 2 роки тому +43

      He looks good in it ngl

    • @soy4600
      @soy4600 Рік тому +3

      @@padoru2705true

    • @tobypossum7386
      @tobypossum7386 Рік тому +5

      The man is totally workin it

  • @edenwoodward1563
    @edenwoodward1563 4 роки тому +2471

    Broke: Shane is a human
    Woke: Shane is a demon
    Bespoke: Shane is a GENIE

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 4 роки тому +53

      Wheel Spoke: He is both

    • @isobelneferata330
      @isobelneferata330 4 роки тому +33

      Shane isn't afraid of the supernatural because he knows he's a demon that no one's gonna mess with xD

    • @justdecaffeinated
      @justdecaffeinated 4 роки тому +28

      well the Professor did say he may have made a deal with a demon instead
      so Shane could actually be a demon

    • @gears265
      @gears265 4 роки тому +3

      @@justdecaffeinated or demonized that a actual thing xd look it up

    • @SubscribingMilotic
      @SubscribingMilotic 4 роки тому +5

      He's a demon who made a deal with a genie to hold a consistent human form, unfortunately the nasty trick is that he's stuck in the human form and can't change back.

  • @pondwatersal2208
    @pondwatersal2208 4 роки тому +5571

    FUN FACT! The Donner Party was offered a lot of help from a few of the local native tribes! They not only offered supplies, but advised them not to attempt to cross the mountains. Of course, they turned them down, calling them "savages," but the kind native people didn't take no for an answer. They would send a few people to deliver food, blankets, and other commodities just outside their camp! Of course, the Donners still didn't accept help from the "savages". (I believe this was outside the camp at what is now Donner Lake). After attempting once again to assist the unfortunate invaders, the native people were shot at by the Donners, and so they decided to give up. And so, as the story goes, the Donners crossed the mountains and started eatin' each other. Now that's savage.
    (Someone can fact check me here, I think I got it right but my memory could be fuzzy)

    • @rozemary
      @rozemary 4 роки тому +270

      ewww they deserved it then

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 роки тому +517

      That is just determined to get to that horror movie ending.

    • @Flanneryschickens
      @Flanneryschickens 4 роки тому +907

      oh look, it's the consequences of their own actions

    • @ebunnyzappa
      @ebunnyzappa 4 роки тому +271

      I wonder if it was papa Donner that made the decisions, bc I figured bc of the girls letter to her cousin, that they would have preferred not to take the Cut Off at all, and maybe accept help. But the whole party did nooooooot have the perfect trip, so they just some glorified racist cannibals

    • @pondwatersal2208
      @pondwatersal2208 4 роки тому +190

      @@ebunnyzappa yeah I wouldn't say glorified but it's true, Donner Man was probably calling the shots. But the others were in on it. (Also "Donner" autocorrected to "dinner" which is true also-)

  • @meghanphillips3495
    @meghanphillips3495 3 роки тому +3852

    If I remember correctly, the man james Reed stabbed was beating an animal and got violent with Mrs. Reed. James tried to stop him and ultimately resorted to stabbing him. So, not necessarily the bad guy

    • @andrearobyn3701
      @andrearobyn3701 3 роки тому +715

      Reed was worried the teamster was going to murder his wife. There's nuance to that event Shane left out, mind you if he included *all* the specific details the video would be hours long.

    • @katasoarusrex5357
      @katasoarusrex5357 2 роки тому +74

      I heard it was because the teamsters reigns got tangled with someone else’s and he whipped the oxen that was tangled

    • @rileyb1823
      @rileyb1823 2 роки тому +129

      @@katasoarusrex5357 yeah. from what i’ve read, the other guy accidentally hit reed’s wife with his whip, which angered reed, so he attacked the guy and stabbed him

    • @Mizusk1_Broken
      @Mizusk1_Broken 2 роки тому +1

      I've heard that as well

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 2 роки тому +25

      Certainly not the worst guy in this story by far

  • @ningning9418
    @ningning9418 4 роки тому +12994

    the fact that the natives that are labelled as savages went "hell no" when these folks started eating each of other says a lot.

    • @robertsmithfan877
      @robertsmithfan877 4 роки тому +192

      fr

    • @PineappleLiar
      @PineappleLiar 4 роки тому +1394

      This isn’t even the only story of white folks resorting to cannibalism as native people look at them like ‘dude wtf’.
      Look at the story of the sinking of the ‘Essex’, where the survivors of the shipwreck could’ve rowed to the Marquesas islands (the nearest by), but fear there were cannibals there. Instead two of the rowboats cannibalized half of their members before being found by a passing ship.

    • @alioop6479
      @alioop6479 4 роки тому +417

      @@PineappleLiar Shane actually covered that on ruining history! It’s like the predecessor to this kinda

    • @ningning9418
      @ningning9418 3 роки тому +415

      @@PineappleLiar they we're afraid of possible cannibals in an island but its so ironic how they themselves turned into one

    • @wrenwhite8402
      @wrenwhite8402 3 роки тому +111

      @@PineappleLiar that’s actually the story that moby dick is based on, also they contributed greatly to the death of the Galapagos tortoises.

  • @sharikal.f.epereira7544
    @sharikal.f.epereira7544 4 роки тому +2483

    anyone other than ryan: *breathes*
    the professor: here's a jellybean

  • @alisonworswick5758
    @alisonworswick5758 4 роки тому +4879

    My great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother actually took the California trail and met up with one of the surviving female members of the Donner Party. In her journal, she wrote that "this woman had the saddest face I have ever seen."

  • @rebeccaseymour5551
    @rebeccaseymour5551 3 роки тому +2062

    I hope Joyce and the professor get to go on their vacation some day

    • @CaseyAvalon
      @CaseyAvalon 2 роки тому +20

      Dude it Joyce just went on vacation with a puppet - slay.

    • @alexiswoodberry9119
      @alexiswoodberry9119 2 роки тому +9

      They went to Reno together

  • @elysiantree1052
    @elysiantree1052 4 роки тому +4150

    everybody said shane was a demon, nobody expected shane was a genie

    • @baconsoup1864
      @baconsoup1864 4 роки тому +80

      What if he's both?

    • @Charharr
      @Charharr 4 роки тому +248

      Could be that the professor THINKS he made a deal with a 'genie', but it was really demon Shane tricking him.

    • @bobbixvv
      @bobbixvv 4 роки тому +153

      what's a genie if not the party version of a demon

    • @baconsoup1864
      @baconsoup1864 4 роки тому +12

      @@bobbixvv exactly

    • @jamiel6005
      @jamiel6005 4 роки тому +43

      a djinn is sort of a demon

  • @harryr5785
    @harryr5785 4 роки тому +3238

    “he died naturally of being murdered by me”😭

    • @lenab.1080
      @lenab.1080 4 роки тому +32

      *N a t u r a l l y*

    • @celeste.cutz2020
      @celeste.cutz2020 3 роки тому +10

      Naturally by murder, what i was hungry?

    • @k9feline2
      @k9feline2 Рік тому +4

      Except he never said anything like that. It was Lavinah Murphy, Foster's mother-in-law, who accused Keseberg of murdering Foster's son, but Keseberg always denied it.

    • @stephaniehoyland4901
      @stephaniehoyland4901 Рік тому +2

      And eaten, he was given a proper burial inside his tummy

    • @birdboi357
      @birdboi357 Рік тому +5

      "I killed him, so naturally he died"

  • @harveyholmes9533
    @harveyholmes9533 4 роки тому +1960

    “He did he died naturally of being murdered by me!”

  • @pirapiranha5517
    @pirapiranha5517 3 роки тому +1649

    as someone who goes to Ryan's old college I would appreciate being able to chuck my Bruxie's in the Bergara Bin

    • @VivaLaGolf42
      @VivaLaGolf42 3 роки тому +113

      Get a little metal plaque made that says “Bergara’s bin” or “Beef boys bin” at a trophy shop and glue it to a bin on campus.

  • @thisisthezodiacspeaking
    @thisisthezodiacspeaking 4 роки тому +2099

    My therapist: don’t worry Ryan will win this sea-
    This episode:

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 4 роки тому +75

      Your therapist shouldn’t be telling lies to papa

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 роки тому +1

      Also the Washington Generals will beat the Harlem Globetrotters.

  • @seethreepio
    @seethreepio 4 роки тому +2171

    Whenever the Prof isn’t talking and just kinda standing there,, he looks pissed as hell and idk but I feel that

    • @Kenzaaa123
      @Kenzaaa123 4 роки тому +17

      His thousand yard stare is a mood

    • @danielacti
      @danielacti 4 роки тому +24

      Ryan's said this before, that the professor either looks completely indifferent or very pissed off

    • @hailmammonmoments7568
      @hailmammonmoments7568 4 роки тому +4

      It’s because he’s been trapped in time by a sneaky genie.

    • @saturn6998
      @saturn6998 4 роки тому

      RPF. Resting Puppet Face.

  • @The_UmbrellaMan
    @The_UmbrellaMan 4 роки тому +3775

    "I don't do math, Im cute"
    I aspire to have this level of confidence one day

    • @Pomagranite167
      @Pomagranite167 4 роки тому +101

      I actually can do math, but I've just realized I can just use this line instead and coast through life. Joyce got it figured tf out.

    • @The_UmbrellaMan
      @The_UmbrellaMan 4 роки тому +41

      @SydMint honestly tho. I love school, just want to be as confident as Joyce

    • @BMiren-bc6ye
      @BMiren-bc6ye 4 роки тому +3

      Life motto

    • @gelitrippingkiddo5907
      @gelitrippingkiddo5907 4 роки тому +18

      Christine C. That is an absolute fact. (I have mild autism and I had to drop out before Junior year. Couldn’t adapt. Plenty of idiots graduated with “exemplary” grades)

    • @Mayamazingg
      @Mayamazingg 4 роки тому +6

      SydMint all the kardashians went to at least high school, and Kim is studying for the bar exam 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @lalvirgo84
    @lalvirgo84 3 роки тому +4243

    So my 10 year old’s teacher asked the class if anyone had heard of the Donner Party and my little one raised her hand and pretty much took over the class. Thanks to this video. I got a text from the teacher asking how/why she knew so much about such a grisly thing. So yeah...that was my week. How’re you guys doing?

    • @XanderPGK
      @XanderPGK 3 роки тому +65

      I'm doing good. Thanks!

    • @BeetlejuiceBeetlejuiceJr
      @BeetlejuiceBeetlejuiceJr 3 роки тому +355

      Well why did the teacher even mention the donner party in the first place?

    • @myeeeeeh
      @myeeeeeh 3 роки тому +108

      Aren't 10 year olds a bit too young to know about the Donner party?

    • @lalvirgo84
      @lalvirgo84 3 роки тому +259

      @@BeetlejuiceBeetlejuiceJr they were learning about the Oregon trail and westward expansion.

    • @lalvirgo84
      @lalvirgo84 3 роки тому +103

      @@myeeeeeh not in our circle of friends and family.

  • @TheLastRainShadow
    @TheLastRainShadow 4 роки тому +3448

    In Reed's defense the guy he stabbed was beating Reed's wife with a whip

    • @kristinebryant9038
      @kristinebryant9038 4 роки тому +118

      Really???

    • @JennaLovesPickles28
      @JennaLovesPickles28 4 роки тому +484

      Reed: Only I can beat my wife!

    • @lexigrimhaive
      @lexigrimhaive 4 роки тому +138

      I believe he was mercilessly beating cattle.

    • @TheLastRainShadow
      @TheLastRainShadow 4 роки тому +362

      @@lexigrimhaive she supposedly tried to stop him from doing that and then he beat her next

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 4 роки тому +45

      I think he was beating a cow. Unless of course he was talking about his wife.

  • @prettyspectrum6371
    @prettyspectrum6371 4 роки тому +5296

    Shane: singing about gore and death
    Joyce: *vibing but visible concerned *

  • @izzytepe
    @izzytepe 2 роки тому +535

    those girls eating their dad is so depressing. just doing what they had to do to survive, but so traumatizing. AND someone you loved so dearly. crazy.

  • @IonAxis
    @IonAxis 4 роки тому +3330

    The Professor giving jelly beans to anyone but Ryan is like Professor Dumbledore giving points to Gryffindor, and ignoring Slytherin altogether

  • @loriwade5368
    @loriwade5368 4 роки тому +2302

    About 35 years ago I lived in California and turned 21. My parents took me to Reno for my birthday. Naturally, we went through the Donner Pass to get to Reno. The Donner Party had already been part of CA history curriculum since I had been in elementary school. As we drove through, I noticed a McDonalds. I said, "Holy shit! If they had only gone an extra 1/2 mile!!!!" My parents have never let me live it down.

    • @professorcatosaur
      @professorcatosaur 4 роки тому +23

      Ahahahah

    • @sunshinebowman-gibson1977
      @sunshinebowman-gibson1977 4 роки тому +7

      HA

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 4 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣

    • @Ennead13x
      @Ennead13x 4 роки тому +156

      The thing is, you weren't entirely wrong. If they *had* gone that extra half-mile, or at least continued on from the lake like they'd been told that night, they would have been in a more advantageous position to keep moving forward. It would not have been easy, but so many more of them would've survived.

    • @loriwade5368
      @loriwade5368 4 роки тому +34

      @@Ennead13x The truth is, I grew up to love history, but I'm also a smart-ass. It's kinda like Shane and Ryan's future. LOL

  • @Sinimonroll
    @Sinimonroll 4 роки тому +358

    "I don't do math, I'm cute" Me emailing my professor

  • @coelacanthropology
    @coelacanthropology 2 роки тому +262

    Another depressing fact about the Donner Party is that one of its members, William Hook, a 12-13 year old boy, actually died from overeating. When he was rescued, he could not stop eating and the rescuers gave him something to make him throw up so he wouldn't become ill from so much food all at once. However, during the night he snuck to where the rations had been hidden outside in the cold and ate until he died.
    My little brother is really into history and when he was a kid he really liked this graphic novel series called Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales, which contains a book called the Donner Dinner Party, which is how we both knew a lot about the Donner Party when we were probably about 9 and 12, respectively

    • @NacodaLupine
      @NacodaLupine Рік тому +31

      Yup. That’s called Refeeding Syndrome and it cropped up a LOT during WWII.

    • @lebronjahamez7430
      @lebronjahamez7430 Рік тому +4

      Nathan Hale actually visited my school. Very chill guy

    • @unknownpasta8103
      @unknownpasta8103 Рік тому +1

      NATHAN HALE MAKES GOOD BOOKS BUT HIS DONNER OARTY ONE IS VERY BAD >:(
      IT ANNOYS ME BECAUSE I LIKE HIS OTEHR BOOKS >:(

    • @trinimq9151
      @trinimq9151 Рік тому +3

      @@unknownpasta8103 Wait, why do you not like his Donner Party one? I read it a very long time ago but I thought it was mostly accurate?

    • @unknownpasta8103
      @unknownpasta8103 Рік тому +3

      @@trinimq9151 it's missing a lot of key points, yet still talks about very minor points (I DONT NEED TO KNOW JAMES TEED WAS IN WAR WITH ABRAHAM LINCUON) and it paints all the
      survivors in a bad light for earring people, plus it kinda plays the terrible stuff off like "ha ha that's so quirky OwO" and not "people are eating each other and here's why :)"

  • @jacobpierce2873
    @jacobpierce2873 4 роки тому +5340

    I misread this as the “The Grisly Journey of the Dinner Party,” then realized I actually wasn’t that far off...

    • @mafaldaviana9060
      @mafaldaviana9060 4 роки тому +149

      Bro, I thought it said the GIRLSY Journey of the Donner Party and thought it'd be kinda cute but NO

    • @HoneyBee-lx2zu
      @HoneyBee-lx2zu 3 роки тому +66

      This should not have been as funny as I found it 💀

    • @belengonzalez9781
      @belengonzalez9781 3 роки тому +63

      yeah there's a book about the donner party and the title is literally "donner dinner party"💀
      its really good read tho 10/10 recommend

    • @elizabethbravo5648
      @elizabethbravo5648 3 роки тому +9

      Bro i thought it said “the grilsy journey of the donor party”

    • @randomgrmlin
      @randomgrmlin 3 роки тому +20

      I mean ”döner” (same pronunciation as donner) does mean kebab in German.

  • @TotallyWicked10
    @TotallyWicked10 4 роки тому +1854

    FUN FACT: After Reed's banishment, his 13 year old daughter rode ahead to bring him a horse and some supplies and wanted to travel with him the rest of the way but he made her go back to the rest of her family.

    • @norap668
      @norap668 4 роки тому +63

      Man that reed a-hole I'll tell ya what

    • @TotallyWicked10
      @TotallyWicked10 4 роки тому +372

      @@y45m1n You're correct. The fight between Reed and the man he killed (Snyder) happened because Reed tried to break up a fight between Snyder and another man. Reed's wife got involved too and Snyder physically attacked her and Reed acted in defense. When he realized how bad Snyder's wound was he even tried to help him, but Snyder died anyway. There's a lot to criticize James Reed for but I'm not sure painting him as a cold-blooded murderer is QUITE it.

    • @ATaulKCTCS
      @ATaulKCTCS 4 роки тому +66

      @Eryn C. Good point. But at least after this story we can all agree that Reed isn’t the worst guy lol.

    • @TotallyWicked10
      @TotallyWicked10 4 роки тому +36

      @@y45m1n lol you're right, I just have a lot of inexplicable Donner Party knowledge so it was interesting to see their take on it

    • @micheal2458
      @micheal2458 4 роки тому +31

      @@TotallyWicked10 Oh wow. Not nearly as bad as this episode made him out to be! I feel a little bad for being angry at him before haha

  • @madams_stars
    @madams_stars 4 роки тому +1718

    Ryan: "It ends very well for them"
    Professor: "Would you say it ends well for them or medium well"
    Both of them: Laughs manically at their own joke * insert any cliche villain evil laugh *

    • @v4d3r69
      @v4d3r69 4 роки тому +8

      Ill insert the joker laugh from mask of the phantasm

  • @bulkeh
    @bulkeh 2 роки тому +488

    I'm sitting here as a Californian going... "Wait, do they not teach students in other states about the Donner Party? Why is everyone acting like they don't know how this ends?" I remember being 7 years old watching a dramatized video about the Donner party and being HORRIFIED, and then shortly after that getting stuck in a blizzard on a highway in the winter time with my family for about 5 hours.

    • @JannahO-rs2mu
      @JannahO-rs2mu Рік тому +4

      I live in western New York, and I learned about the Donner party in seventh grade.

    • @kab2577
      @kab2577 Рік тому +4

      I’m from Utah and for some reason we learned about in both 7th and 8th grade

    • @mostlyghostie
      @mostlyghostie Рік тому +7

      I’m from Virginia and I learned about this in elementary, I really didn’t know that people just live their lives unburdened by this story LOL

    • @krigillustrate
      @krigillustrate Рік тому +2

      YEAH i'm from NJ and personally i had only heard the name, not the details of the story 😅

    • @NicciZelda
      @NicciZelda Рік тому +2

      EXACTLY! I’m from Truckee; they jammed this shit down our throats over & over again 😮‍💨

  • @Zaccrim
    @Zaccrim 4 роки тому +3581

    i love the dynamic of the group w joyce splendid

    • @mikak752
      @mikak752 4 роки тому +93

      She’s so fun and entertaining and dramatic and I loved her

    • @marif2993
      @marif2993 4 роки тому +25

      she’s such a sweetheart i loved her

    • @doriangrayapologist
      @doriangrayapologist 4 роки тому +14

      i love her monotoned jokes and dramatic flare!

  • @cryptiddmashups
    @cryptiddmashups 4 роки тому +3155

    Ideas for future episodes:
    -The life story of Adolph Sax
    -The life story of Rasputin
    -The life story of Lyudmila Pavlichenko
    -The Great Emu War
    -The Boston Molasses Flood
    -Literally anything to do with Bonnie and Clyde
    -Literally anything to do with Tarrare
    -The Six Wives of Henry the Eighth
    EDIT: I GUESSED THREE BABY! FIVE LEFT TO GO

    • @danielyoung7534
      @danielyoung7534 4 роки тому +58

      TARRERE YES

    • @vee802
      @vee802 4 роки тому +7

      YES!!

    • @nerddegreeburns
      @nerddegreeburns 4 роки тому +130

      I would love a Rasputin episode. Also, I would like episodes on Harry Houdini and Harriet Tubman.

    • @senjuubigold9116
      @senjuubigold9116 4 роки тому +23

      If you wanna hear a lot of strange but interesting historical figures, ghosts, UFOs, murders, etc. I definitely recommend The Last Podcast on The Left

    • @giancarlovicaldo8608
      @giancarlovicaldo8608 4 роки тому +40

      How about episodes about multiple attempts to find El Dorado, or about the South Sea Bubble.

  • @Em-ux7yl
    @Em-ux7yl 4 роки тому +3707

    I reeeaaally hope they talk about “The Great Emu War” at some point
    Edit: YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 роки тому +72

      I've been pushing for that too. If they can't do a whole half hour, at least have some Puppet History shorts.

    • @medhasakre
      @medhasakre 4 роки тому +16

      Just me being curious but what is that about?

    • @jayanderson147
      @jayanderson147 4 роки тому +5

      YES PLEASE

    • @jacklewis2491
      @jacklewis2491 4 роки тому +17

      I'm not sure what that is but it definitely sounds like a shane thing

    • @treasurebadmus
      @treasurebadmus 4 роки тому +81

      Medha Sakre a war australians fought against birds and lost

  • @gruslen
    @gruslen 2 роки тому +1561

    "I don't do math, I'm cute" is the funniest and most accurate thing to say. I love her lmao

    • @gruslen
      @gruslen 2 роки тому

      @@sou1creeper211 You're projecting hard, my friend ;)

    • @sou1creeper211
      @sou1creeper211 2 роки тому +2

      @@gruslen To what

    • @tobypossum7386
      @tobypossum7386 2 роки тому +18

      She's fuckin great, makes the whole day smiley

    • @sou1creeper211
      @sou1creeper211 2 роки тому +11

      @@tobypossum7386 disagree but ok

    • @tobypossum7386
      @tobypossum7386 2 роки тому +17

      @@sou1creeper211 what is your problem with her??? She hasn't done anything

  • @TheeMusicalARM
    @TheeMusicalARM 4 роки тому +2067

    Supposedly some local natives, who were out hunting, came across the donner party at the lake on 2 occasions. The first time they took pity on them and tried to give them a deer but the party shot at them when they tried to approach. The second time someone was seen sucking the marrow out of human bones and the natives just went NOPE and never checked on them again.

    • @Pomagranite167
      @Pomagranite167 4 роки тому +313

      Yeah, nope is the correct fucking conclusion. Like...obviously, they had to tell the other adults "yo those fucking pink ppl who wear too many clothes are fucking eating each other tf?" But I'm wondering what they told the children of their tribes, bc they had to tell them something to make sure the kids stay TF away from them.

    • @reesecamez6888
      @reesecamez6888 4 роки тому +17

      Yongguk Is Ultimate Daddy oof that’s some racism

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 4 роки тому +123

      Honestly, I would have done that. If I came across some cannibals. I'll GTFO real quick.

    • @hauntedn8v
      @hauntedn8v 4 роки тому +121

      i don’t blame them. wendigos are terrifying

    • @reesecamez6888
      @reesecamez6888 4 роки тому +18

      Mothy h washoe people don’t believe in wendigos

  • @irenaprazanova2549
    @irenaprazanova2549 4 роки тому +2950

    Why is none of us here talking about the scene, where Shane's revealing himself as a genie?

  • @evalinaarenivaz4597
    @evalinaarenivaz4597 4 роки тому +785

    "couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel"
    My life is changed for ever lmao

    • @speckofdignity2487
      @speckofdignity2487 4 роки тому +23

      I heard this used once forever ago, and it became my favorite insult as soon as I heard it

    • @missybarbour6885
      @missybarbour6885 4 роки тому +24

      That's a good olde timey burn. My dad used to say that about one of his colleagues lol

    • @evalinaarenivaz4597
      @evalinaarenivaz4597 4 роки тому +1

      Thats how I feel about it now hahaha

    • @isawthesign4421
      @isawthesign4421 4 роки тому +4

      My parents use this all the time to say people have no common sense haha. Where do y'all live? I'm in the south

    • @antheaholmes9431
      @antheaholmes9431 4 роки тому +2

      It’s an old post on tumblr lmao we know Shane was woke

  • @breawycker
    @breawycker 3 роки тому +297

    The guy who stripped off his clothes is called paradoxical undressing which is a weird reaction that people have during hypothermia where they're so cold that they suddenly feel hot and strip off their clothes in response and usually die

  • @FritoBanditoify
    @FritoBanditoify 4 роки тому +4703

    Joyce: In scary movies, there’s always that guy who says “hey don’t do that thing” and then they go do it
    FATHER THOMAS in the buzzfeed unsolved supernatural series: 🙃

  • @kays5377
    @kays5377 4 роки тому +2463

    They left the child with the CHILD EATER in the last party??? WTF

    • @slapahh
      @slapahh 4 роки тому +135

      I'm just as confused like bruh he was 4

    • @fatimakane8542
      @fatimakane8542 4 роки тому +143

      He didn’t think that the guy who killed his son would do the same to another kid???

    • @alex-e6c4c
      @alex-e6c4c 4 роки тому +188

      Plus how much room does a 4 yr old take up?! They could of made room to take him back.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 4 роки тому +11

      @@thaumaTurtles Take the child across the river, then take the child murderer across the river, bring the child back, take the candy across the river, and then take the child across the river again.

    • @Bumblebeerocks23
      @Bumblebeerocks23 4 роки тому +3

      I mean.. they were all eating people, I can’t imagine they were thinking straight

  • @mrs.infamous9053
    @mrs.infamous9053 4 роки тому +479

    My therapist: Genie Shane is not real, he cant hurt you
    Genie Shane:

  • @Olive-ey1cc
    @Olive-ey1cc 4 роки тому +566

    So one day we were watching a video about the Oregon trail in class
    Our teacher said that some parts might be disturbing
    One kid was like “what did they do eat their children”
    And the teacher said “if you listen closely, not their own”

    • @itslexactually
      @itslexactually 2 роки тому +28

      That’s a good teacher

    • @HCUnsupportedCharacters
      @HCUnsupportedCharacters 5 місяців тому +2

      Yes, they label their dead and the parts of them that remained so parents wouldn't accidentally eat their own children.

  • @marianwojcik6088
    @marianwojcik6088 4 роки тому +2837

    I’m sorry, is this implying that SHANE is the genie?!?

    • @tigerkitten8352
      @tigerkitten8352 4 роки тому +118

      That would kinda make sense tho, huh?

    • @alexabaal8137
      @alexabaal8137 4 роки тому +423

      Everyone said Demon!Shane, no one expected Genie!Shane

    • @majikhu5171
      @majikhu5171 4 роки тому +147

      Alexa Baal what about demon acting as a genie!shane?

    • @CHESShireCat
      @CHESShireCat 4 роки тому +208

      majikhu The Professor mentioned that he was beginning to wonder if he made a deal with the actual devil instead of a genie...

    • @honeybee7815
      @honeybee7815 4 роки тому +94

      Demon!Shane disguised as genie!Shane

  • @pamlegaspi
    @pamlegaspi 4 роки тому +2696

    Shane sprinkling in the time travelling and genie hints about the professor's backstory has the same energy as him managing to create the hotdaga for the bun q&a's 😂

    • @MaurauderGirl
      @MaurauderGirl 4 роки тому +80

      Still mad we never got a conclusion to the Hotdaga

    • @madeleineg.k.3119
      @madeleineg.k.3119 4 роки тому +25

      @@MaurauderGirl same, a true tragedy

  • @ribottostudio
    @ribottostudio 4 роки тому +1019

    I don't know why but I started DYING when the Professor told us that THEY MF ATE ANTOINE. Like....bro he was only PASSED OUT and they were just like "FCK IT dig in guys." hahahaha. I'm not laughing at the cannibalism I'm laughing cause there's a point in EVERY one of these stories that's like "wtf" and....here we are lol.

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies 4 роки тому +9

      Aintone was also dyin

    • @ribottostudio
      @ribottostudio 4 роки тому +19

      @@beesbrownies at least kill em first lol

    • @clivebby4877
      @clivebby4877 4 роки тому +35

      @@ribottostudio right like imagine you fucking wake up and mfs is eating your leg like ????

    • @perrytheplatypus2001
      @perrytheplatypus2001 4 роки тому +12

      @@clivebby4877 that's some The Walking Dead shit

    • @finpin2622
      @finpin2622 4 роки тому +37

      but also imagine our guy Antoine who was so tired that his hands fell in a mf FIRE, not once but TWICE, and he did not wake up

  • @Suppystar
    @Suppystar 2 роки тому +136

    That "Couldn't pour water from his boot if the instructions were written on the heel" is SUCH an insult I die every time I rewatch this episode 😂😂

  • @ives6622
    @ives6622 4 роки тому +4002

    I really wanted the wife to survive so she could start her girl's school

    • @alrightthere1868
      @alrightthere1868 4 роки тому +303

      yeah same it seems like a happy end to a tragedy but the creepy child eater suvived :/

    • @user-tn1iw4hm2d
      @user-tn1iw4hm2d 4 роки тому +26

      well she got eaten

    • @n8phet139
      @n8phet139 4 роки тому +204

      First thing she would have taught those kids: “never trust men” thus the birth of feminism was born

    • @user-tn1iw4hm2d
      @user-tn1iw4hm2d 4 роки тому +11

      @@n8phet139 lol

    • @aceofspades4930
      @aceofspades4930 4 роки тому +35

      me too its a shame she didn't survive

  • @vanilla_milkshake
    @vanilla_milkshake 4 роки тому +1794

    I love how Ryan is dressed all business casual, and then there's Joyce who literally just stayed in bed in her PJs

    • @dewekiwi9602
      @dewekiwi9602 4 роки тому +122

      Joyce looks amazing even in her pajamas

    • @aguyfromnz537
      @aguyfromnz537 4 роки тому +117

      Ryan is wearing a hat and a shirt. Hardly dressed up

    • @tylerhernandez521
      @tylerhernandez521 4 роки тому +49

      that's just how college be

    • @wemusteatdongs
      @wemusteatdongs 4 роки тому +40

      i mean, she does say "i can sleep anywhere, for any reason" lmfao

    • @bravocrimson12
      @bravocrimson12 4 роки тому +11

      @@tylerhernandez521 you get it
      Have a jellybean bro

  • @svtvernon
    @svtvernon 4 роки тому +1614

    they should get shane on the next series. he's really missing out

    • @cospaws8810
      @cospaws8810 4 роки тому +101

      I know, this seems right up his alley 🤷🏻

    • @Adenon.W
      @Adenon.W 3 роки тому +79

      Yeah he'd have heaps of fun with this. Ryan would be SO MAD when Shane wins

    • @dwightschrute3862
      @dwightschrute3862 3 роки тому +12

      He seems like another dynamic that would take this to the next level

    • @ars0n765
      @ars0n765 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah i know, he would be amazing on this and would anger ryan so much more than anyone else when he wins!

    • @makemyearfquake
      @makemyearfquake 3 роки тому +2

      Ikr. It would be so funnyto see ryans face if shane beat him

  • @miakutny5105
    @miakutny5105 3 роки тому +2145

    the fact that the professor said “Indigenous Americans” really made me smile

    • @florencekrome6045
      @florencekrome6045 2 роки тому +49

      Is the term Native American alright too?

    • @angel-hu3bp
      @angel-hu3bp 2 роки тому +167

      @@florencekrome6045 anything other than "indians" is an alright term 😭

    • @erossore8500
      @erossore8500 2 роки тому +122

      @@angel-hu3bp as an actual Indian it sucks when people use the term Indian American like!!! Then what am I!!! Lol

    • @anttibjorklund1869
      @anttibjorklund1869 2 роки тому +76

      @@internetexplorer6304 The Federal Government *still* has a "Bureau of Indian Affairs" that deals with the Indigenous Peoples of the US.

    • @anttibjorklund1869
      @anttibjorklund1869 2 роки тому +37

      @@internetexplorer6304 It gets worse (I only just found this out from Wikipedia). Apparently there's also a "Bureau of Indian Education" and "Indian Health Service".

  • @calypsoshere1
    @calypsoshere1 4 роки тому +669

    “grab a snack” dO NOT GRAB A SNACK YOU WILL REGRET IT

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 4 роки тому +6

      Thx for the warning.

    • @Snozzberry_Slush
      @Snozzberry_Slush 4 роки тому +3

      One man was able to grab a smack before cannabilism in the donner party in the snow. It was a mouse I think he just grabbed it as it passed by, ate it alive, puked then died a few hours later.

    • @ribottostudio
      @ribottostudio 4 роки тому +1

      @@Snozzberry_Slush then the forlorn party ate his ass

  • @jaketheknight13
    @jaketheknight13 4 роки тому +4050

    I like the difference between Shane's and Ryan's story telling, Shane's is like a cartoony bubbly kid show about history, Ryan's is a spooky drama

    • @emma-di5ly
      @emma-di5ly 3 роки тому +94

      They should make a series where they combine them. The history of some creepy thing.

    • @calebduarte5255
      @calebduarte5255 3 роки тому +59

      @@emma-di5ly as opposed to the donner party incident, a historical event widely seen as cheery and lighthearted in nature

    • @emma-di5ly
      @emma-di5ly 3 роки тому +9

      @@calebduarte5255 I’m pretty sure you know what I meant...
      I’m not saying that things that -Shane- The Professor talks about aren’t creepy, just that it would be cool for them to do something together. Maybe Shane talks about the history and Ryan talks about potential ghosts, I don’t know.

    • @calebduarte5255
      @calebduarte5255 3 роки тому +14

      @@emma-di5ly Yeah, I was just razzing ya a bit. You’re right tho, a big crossover between the series would be pretty fun. For now we might have to settle for the Professor’s Ryan impression in that one episode tho

    • @emma-di5ly
      @emma-di5ly 3 роки тому +3

      @@calebduarte5255 That was incredible

  • @madelinel1946
    @madelinel1946 4 роки тому +1698

    Fun, not so fun fact-
    Surprisingly, one person died of overeating after he was rescued and was so hungry he ate and ate until he died from it

    • @Pomagranite167
      @Pomagranite167 4 роки тому +253

      I wouldn't say it's very surprising, as there are many accounts of this happening to people, apparently happened to many of the victims of the holocaust once they were freed and rescued too. Starvation will make the brain to spaz tf out :(

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 4 роки тому +161

      Yeah, his name was William Hook and the poor bugger was 12 years old 😢

    • @annacarollina7703
      @annacarollina7703 4 роки тому +195

      I went through starvation as a child and now a decade later i still have the compulsion to eat every thing when we do grocery shopping bc i have this fear that the food will be gone somehow and i will starve again so yeah. Starvation fucks You Up

    • @liveandletslay3180
      @liveandletslay3180 4 роки тому +141

      This was actually the reason that many of the rescuing troops rationed food to concentration camp survivors at the end of the holocaust, which was tough but needed to be done so they didn't overeat to death.

    • @micheal2458
      @micheal2458 4 роки тому +88

      @@liveandletslay3180 the dinner party's rescuers did the same, but this kid was desperate and broke into the food supply :(

  • @cynloh2302
    @cynloh2302 3 роки тому +373

    17:41 "You do eat a lot of taco bell"
    "Not a lot-"
    "Yes. A lot."

    • @JingleShoes
      @JingleShoes 3 роки тому +3

      I saw this as soon as that part came up-

    • @theanonymousotaku6340
      @theanonymousotaku6340 7 місяців тому

      Me when my friends want me to eat something else for a day

  • @andreagwlo
    @andreagwlo 4 роки тому +561

    Professor: "We're joining the Donner Party"
    Me, Ryan, and Joyce: Oh, nooo.

  • @giannagronowski6348
    @giannagronowski6348 4 роки тому +6419

    One of my best friends is a direct descendant of the Donner party. She's vegan.

  • @Christina3O3
    @Christina3O3 4 роки тому +187

    “Just kidding!! HE WAS BONES!”
    was unreasonably funny in both delivery and reaction

  • @vallycorpses
    @vallycorpses 3 роки тому +640

    “Dang I didn’t know he had a son, but everyone had a son at the age of 8 during this period of time” 😭😭

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 3 роки тому +21

      Imagine how heartbroken he must've felt when he was told they had to devour his son to survive.

    • @jfd2454
      @jfd2454 3 роки тому +40

      @@CRUSH40RULES I guess it was karma, I mean he also killed and ate those 2 natives who were just helping them.

  • @NightshadeQS
    @NightshadeQS 4 роки тому +675

    For someone who only knew that The Donner Party was shorthand for cannibalism, this was a wild ride. I went into this assuming that the Donner Party was one family. Then I gasped when three families were listed. And then I about lost it when that number jumped to 87 people. What the actual hell.

    • @melaniezirixa1239
      @melaniezirixa1239 4 роки тому +36

      There is actually a lot of historical evidence about the Donner party and their wagon train. For example, the group was at such a disagreement that they split off into 2 groups. One taking the normal rout and the other taking the "shortcut". One evidence found out about 10+ years ago is that the bones were more than likely animal bones. But because they where so chewed and nawed on it is hard to tell. Also of the Donner's it was majority women and children left alive. George Donner died from an injury of some sort (forgotten exactly what type of injury). As for the child eater I don't remember that part of the story. Only one in the Donner group (who wasn't even a Donner family member) was thought to be a cannibal, but part of that was because he hid the body of one of the older women (from what I remember it was George Donner's wife) and he would not tell anyone where he hid her body other than she was buried where no one would ever find her body and disturb her grave. So it made many people think he had eaten her body. The others that where thought to be cannibals where in the other camp site that the Donners where not in. Also majority of the cannibalistic stories where written by a reporter/journalist who had never been with the party or even talked to the survivors of the Donner family. Of the Donner family it was only George Donner's daughters that survived.

    • @fuschiawarrior2159
      @fuschiawarrior2159 4 роки тому +6

      @@melaniezirixa1239 Thank God there was only a little bit of cannibalism.

    • @blissclair9743
      @blissclair9743 4 роки тому +5

      @@melaniezirixa1239 wasn't it a very hard winter? where did they get all the animals? If there were animals available why did they ever eat anyone?

    • @mikaylav395
      @mikaylav395 4 роки тому +2

      Especially when they revealed what happened to the last party, Lets just say I’m very unsettled 😣🤢

  • @Eduardoramirez-kd6dw
    @Eduardoramirez-kd6dw 4 роки тому +764

    They should make an episode where the professor has a substitute and Ryan takes over as the professor and Shane attempts to win

  • @Singstar631995
    @Singstar631995 4 роки тому +1183

    No one wanna talk about the fact that James Reed was BFF’s with the Lincoln’s and they almost joined them on this trip but Mary Todd said no because she was pregnant

    • @memerlaid8823
      @memerlaid8823 4 роки тому +51

      Woah I didn’t know that 😲 that’s crazy

    • @miurima
      @miurima 4 роки тому +63

      Its crazy to think about how different things would be if Mary said yes

    • @ribottostudio
      @ribottostudio 4 роки тому +42

      @@miurima you know this is where I believe that some things just happen for a reason.

    • @OctoberLotus
      @OctoberLotus 4 роки тому +59

      Good call, Mary.

    • @plutossky7534
      @plutossky7534 4 роки тому +34

      "Honey no I'm pregnant remember?"
      "Oh shit Mary's right sorry guys. See ya who knows when!"

  • @evilwillhunting
    @evilwillhunting 2 роки тому +593

    Patrick Breen had seven children.
    Apparently, it wasn't hard for him to get wood after all.
    Also, Patrick, his wife, and all seven kids got through this. The Breen family came out of this ordeal completely intact.

    • @itslexactually
      @itslexactually 2 роки тому +70

      Well… physically

    • @unknownpasta8103
      @unknownpasta8103 Рік тому

      well, it would have been hard to get wood and.. *wood*
      because he was both mentally and physically exhausted, he would've be able to swing an axe and his body wouldn't have it energy to pump his blood to his dick
      (can you tell i really like the donner party?)

    • @unknownpasta8103
      @unknownpasta8103 10 місяців тому +5

      they where one of the two families that came out completely alive
      the other being the reeds

    • @theanonymousotaku6340
      @theanonymousotaku6340 7 місяців тому

      Physically, maybe. Mentally and emotionally, they were long gone

  • @EverTheFractal
    @EverTheFractal 4 роки тому +572

    Me: Oh how cute, the snowman has different coloured eyes!
    Me thirty seconds later: Oh.

    • @felixbf12
      @felixbf12 4 роки тому +19

      OH.

    • @emayacore
      @emayacore 4 роки тому +12

      ObsessedWithOverthinking oh my god i see it now

  • @aguyfromnz537
    @aguyfromnz537 4 роки тому +370

    Ok Joyce getting a jelly bean for just saying we could vacation together is the most ridiculous one yet 😂😂😂

  • @ALO-rd4es
    @ALO-rd4es 4 роки тому +618

    I can’t wait to watch Ryan fistfight the professor in the puppet theater

  • @kodomoshawn6729
    @kodomoshawn6729 3 роки тому +625

    I just realized that the snowman's arms are bones instead of sticks...

    • @t-rexcellentreviews1663
      @t-rexcellentreviews1663 3 роки тому +71

      His eyes are also different colours because they come from two different people…

    • @IWantToPetYourDog
      @IWantToPetYourDog Рік тому +2

      I've been so intrigued by the song that I never noticed until I read your comment.

  • @_mossboss
    @_mossboss 4 роки тому +1130

    The man who ran off into the woods likely already had hypothermia. Feeling overheated is a symptom of late stage hypothermia and many suffers strip their clothes off. Theres a lot of naked bodies on everest

    • @WiseSageBum
      @WiseSageBum 3 роки тому +48

      Paradoxical undressing

    • @misshulabuloothe1st953
      @misshulabuloothe1st953 3 роки тому +18

      Exactly what I was thinking. I’ve listened to enough MrBallen stories to have that immediately pop into my head.

    • @thenorthernbard3688
      @thenorthernbard3688 3 роки тому

      I thought that was a separate thing called hyperthermia? Forgive me if I’m wrong

    • @astrocake584
      @astrocake584 3 роки тому +3

      @@thenorthernbard3688 But they’re talking about hypothermia? What?

    • @thenorthernbard3688
      @thenorthernbard3688 3 роки тому +6

      @@astrocake584 So basically there's hypothermia which is the body's inability to deal with excessive cold and hyperthermia is the body's inability to deal with excessive heat. I was wondering if late stage hypothermia was akin to hyperthermia since they mentioned the overheating aspect of it.

  • @semperinumbra
    @semperinumbra 4 роки тому +804

    I'd give the snowman a hand for that performance, but, it sounds like he already has several

  • @montymints
    @montymints 4 роки тому +1535

    Disappointed that the professor didn’t mention that one of the families (Irish) survived with every member, including several children under five

    • @alexbramley195
      @alexbramley195 4 роки тому +71

      The Dark they didn’t mention the Graves family either

    • @penguinside6728
      @penguinside6728 4 роки тому +147

      Or the dikrats >:(

    • @PuppyLove2468
      @PuppyLove2468 4 роки тому +35

      @@penguinside6728 XD a fellow person of culture I see

    • @lesbianbigbywolf2019
      @lesbianbigbywolf2019 4 роки тому +31

      @@penguinside6728 wait- is that a starkid reference??? POG

    • @edwintaygon3370
      @edwintaygon3370 4 роки тому +2

      These 19 behind-the-scenes facts about iconic horror movies are pretty interesting : bzfd.it/38JdgnJ

  • @carcinogenecist2054
    @carcinogenecist2054 3 роки тому +553

    Joyce's constant disgust and disappointment of Ryan and The Professor's stupidity makes this my favorite episode

    • @poisonmantis4191
      @poisonmantis4191 2 роки тому +1

      great comment, Karkat Vantas from Homestuck!

  • @marif2993
    @marif2993 4 роки тому +1199

    when they didn’t pick anton’s hand from the fire and instead ate him was the literal definition of a snaccident

    • @KlaxontheImpailr
      @KlaxontheImpailr 3 роки тому +7

      I still don’t get why a burned hand wasn’t enough to wake up antione.

  • @emilychildress7299
    @emilychildress7299 4 роки тому +2944

    “I don’t do math, I’m cute” I LOVE HER

  • @Manthab
    @Manthab 4 роки тому +581

    Ryan says a good pun but professor doesn’t want to reward him so he gives him a point that doesn’t actually count😂😂

  • @m3piggy844
    @m3piggy844 4 роки тому +450

    Me: [see the name Independence]
    My brain: 'I N D E P E N D E N C E welcome to the city so pleasing that everyone's leaving, fuck it, go west-

    • @z2yn
      @z2yn 3 роки тому +39

      - Or else you get bit
      BY A BEAR, OR A SNAKE, MOTHER NATURE'S REALLY GREAT

    • @electriccc.glypphh.arttttttttt
      @electriccc.glypphh.arttttttttt 3 роки тому +43

      additionally:
      there's lots to learn
      ho oh ho ho ho
      oh hO hO oH Ho
      HA
      O X L I K E M E

    • @amythetoon6535
      @amythetoon6535 3 роки тому

      hell yes

    • @fluffyhales
      @fluffyhales 3 роки тому +9

      @@electriccc.glypphh.arttttttttt Insert Jeff giggle here

    • @ritzexists2201
      @ritzexists2201 3 роки тому +9

      beforeyougothe gen er al store hasallyouneedandplentymore..

  • @HoodieNinja777
    @HoodieNinja777 4 роки тому +307

    Okay, but the sincerity in The Professor’s voice when he thanked Ryan for being an awesome guest the entire season had no right to make me so soft

  • @potat04
    @potat04 4 роки тому +643

    Shane's not a demon.. he never was.
    HE'S THE DAMN GENIE

    • @Davidofthelost
      @Davidofthelost 4 роки тому +22

      A Demon Genie!

    • @CatClaw69
      @CatClaw69 4 роки тому

      He is Klaus!

    • @MrNarwhaI
      @MrNarwhaI 4 роки тому

      So that’s why the demons are scared of him, because genies are more powerful

  • @Alorahbeth
    @Alorahbeth 4 роки тому +785

    Me, sees 500 miles: starts signing the proclaimers song
    Ryan and the Professor: 500 miles but to the tune of Vanessa Carltons Thousand Miles.
    Me: ... Ight.

    • @F1n3-4rt
      @F1n3-4rt 4 роки тому +19

      Laura Alexander trying to avoid that sweet copyright

    • @louissrensen8327
      @louissrensen8327 4 роки тому +2

      Laura try to avoid that sweet copyright.

  • @Galiant2010
    @Galiant2010 3 роки тому +237

    I can never get past the fact that "Donner Party" is one vowel off from "Dinner Party".
    Also, I thought that Hastings HAD traveled the route but that he had done it alone on horseback and was not being honest (maybe even just to himself) about how much harder it'd be to take a wagon train through there.

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 3 роки тому +14

      Never trust a lawyer.

    • @onlytemporarybecause
      @onlytemporarybecause 2 роки тому +1

      There is actually a card game called Donner Dinner Party

    • @disastrousoriginal9465
      @disastrousoriginal9465 2 роки тому +9

      Hastings traveled the route but only after he'd published a book about it, and he had an experienced survivalist and a horse. I believe he ended up offering to lead people through the pass but I don't know if he actually committed to it.

  • @kritisrivastava0
    @kritisrivastava0 4 роки тому +603

    The Professor: **barely able to contain his excitement** Oooh some of them will be taking the _biggest_ naps soon
    Ryan: **grinning** An *everlasting* one
    Joyce: **facepalms** oh you boys...
    The Professor and Ryan: **evil maniacal laughter**

  • @ErrorNotFound-ex2gk
    @ErrorNotFound-ex2gk 4 роки тому +1533

    This is like Horrible Histories and the Muppets had a child

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 3 роки тому +27

      Omg yes just add a bit of swearing

    • @drawingsticks5333
      @drawingsticks5333 3 роки тому +13

      It would be really cool if Horrible Histories was still going and they invited Shane for one episode....

    • @Oddballkane
      @Oddballkane Рік тому +1

      ​@drawingsticks5333, it restarted in 2015. I think it is still going.

    • @nickcagesgoodseed
      @nickcagesgoodseed Рік тому +2

      But with a new cast that not a lot of people like lmaoooo

    • @nickcagesgoodseed
      @nickcagesgoodseed Рік тому +2

      The original HH cast have a show called ghosts now which is kinda historical in that the ghosts are from different time periods

  • @moonfiredove
    @moonfiredove 4 роки тому +394

    Added note: Keseberg denied everything and sued for slander people who accused him of the gruesome behavior at the lake. He won a whole $1 in damages but had to pay the court costs.

    • @thedoormouse3371
      @thedoormouse3371 4 роки тому +1

      Yah and he still had the fake story hanging over his head which very negatively effected his quality of life.

    • @thedoormouse3371
      @thedoormouse3371 4 роки тому +4

      Also the story they told about him does not go along with most first hand accounts of survival cannibalism.

    • @yummy5141
      @yummy5141 4 роки тому +26

      I’m sorry but the line “he won a whole $1” sounds really funny to me 😭

  • @ipshitakanungo3025
    @ipshitakanungo3025 3 роки тому +618

    I can't imagine how much more grisly this would have been if Ryan was the one telling the tale. No hate to him, I love his way of explaining an incident but it's definitely more spooky kind while Shane's style is more cartoonish type

  • @eastsidereviews727
    @eastsidereviews727 4 роки тому +413

    Ryan: blinks
    The Professor: That's a negative Jellybean

  • @mostmelon
    @mostmelon 4 роки тому +368

    “Alright everybody, we’ll meet up at Ryan’s vomit can. You’ll know it by the smell and the big framed picture of Ryan.”

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 4 роки тому +32

      The Ryan Bergarbage Can*

    • @JSPoppyseed
      @JSPoppyseed 4 роки тому +2

      @@AuDHDarling I cannot stop laughing at the Ryan Bergarbage Can!!! thank you so much

    • @kimjunoof6712
      @kimjunoof6712 4 роки тому

      @@AuDHDarling thats the best thing I've read in a long while.

  • @victoriabuitron8188
    @victoriabuitron8188 4 роки тому +909

    Nobody:
    The people to that 23 year old mans hand in the fire :
    Seems a down right shame,
    seems an awful waste,
    such a nice plump frame

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 4 роки тому +27

      God, that's good!

    • @trashcanyounot1798
      @trashcanyounot1798 4 роки тому +23

      What’s his name has... had...
      Has!

    • @5Seed
      @5Seed 4 роки тому +11

      And it cant be traced... 😁

    • @dajanae1216
      @dajanae1216 3 роки тому +9

      if you get it. when you get it.....good, you got it

    • @TheJinx1441
      @TheJinx1441 3 роки тому +7

      @@dajanae1216
      Especially with the price of meat what it is!

  • @mikki5639
    @mikki5639 3 роки тому +881

    I love joyce, she's like a sunflower field

    • @TheSolitaryGrape
      @TheSolitaryGrape 3 роки тому +55

      This is such a perfect description, like you have so perfectly summed up the essence of her screen presence

    • @sookie.smooth
      @sookie.smooth 2 роки тому +17

      Joyce adds a lot. Is she a regular or have her own channel?

    • @sou1creeper211
      @sou1creeper211 2 роки тому

      A fat, shirtless sunflower field

  • @AudreyLudlow
    @AudreyLudlow 4 роки тому +248

    For clarification purposes, the man that took his clothes off and run into the wilderness was already dying of hypothermia. When a person has severe hypothermia they experience something called "paradoxical undressing". The body performs vasoconstriction to keep warm, but eventually it fails if the person remains in the same conditions, giving the person a false sense of intense heat, which makes them want to undress.

  • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
    @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 4 роки тому +207

    The Professor and Ryan both knowing EXACTLY how this story goes while Joyce knows nothing, Ryan and The Professor making VERY morbid jokes, a snowman with a stomach mouth is great!

  • @gothsloth
    @gothsloth 4 роки тому +564

    This was a wild ride for an Australian who had never heard of the Donner Party, damn.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 роки тому +84

      One of the posters said the local natives actually tried to help these people - left food and blankets. The Donner party repeatedly refused and shot at them.
      The Native Americans gave up.
      Some people were meant to be frozen dinners.

    • @gothsloth
      @gothsloth 4 роки тому +77

      recoil53 It’s really their own damn faults. I still feel bad for them but like if they just swallowed their prejudice... and not their family huh.

    • @thedrunkenelf
      @thedrunkenelf 4 роки тому +15

      I am an Australian who has heard of them because I googled them after watching the shining... it’s insane.

    • @tommywiseau_
      @tommywiseau_ 4 роки тому +6

      @@gothsloth the pun points go to you

    • @envysalem452
      @envysalem452 4 роки тому +2

      Same

  • @FigurativeCritter
    @FigurativeCritter 3 роки тому +193

    I love that they referenced vanessa carlton's a thousand miles when there is also the proclaimers' 500 miles which would have been more apt

    • @stepharoth
      @stepharoth 3 роки тому +40

      I think Ryan WAS referencing The Proclaimers, albeit in a very offbeat way to avoid copyright

  • @CanIswearinmyhandle
    @CanIswearinmyhandle 4 роки тому +572

    I think you missed the most important detail; They weren't starving. They died from the cold, not starvation. They thought they died of starvation and that's why they ate each other but they where actually just not dressed for the cold and the insane amounts of snow. Like seriously at the lake there's a statue of the Donner party that's really tall because it's as high as the snow reached google it.

    • @antheaholmes9431
      @antheaholmes9431 4 роки тому +24

      Lmaoooooooo A++++++ addition
      We thank you for your contribution

    • @Pre-Nup
      @Pre-Nup 4 роки тому +7

      Why is the cause of death on the table with all of them listed as starvation for some people?

    • @loonflam8910
      @loonflam8910 4 роки тому +5

      I've seen it and believe me, it is TALL

    • @Snozzberry_Slush
      @Snozzberry_Slush 4 роки тому +22

      Heard about one member of the party falling asleep at night and woke up to a complete panic attack. Wondering where the fuck did every one go, everyone was gone, completely gone thinking they left with out him. Then he realised EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING WAS BURRIED COMPLETELY IN SNOW

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 4 роки тому

      @@Snozzberry_Slush jesus