What YOUR Favorite Metal Genre Says About You!

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  • Опубліковано 10 лип 2023
  • From Death Metal to Black Metal, Powerviolence to Folk Metal, Metalcore to Deathcore, Djent to Progressive Metal, Doom Metal to Rap Metal, Nu Metal to Grindcore and everything in between, follow me on a journey as we do a collective roast of a wide range of metal genres spanning the entire heavy metal community!
    Remember, this is all in good fun and I adore all of these genres and hundreds of bands throughout them, so this is just all for the fun of it and not to be taken to heart or too personally! It ain't an attack, nor is it the gospel!
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  • @TheMetalTempestYT
    @TheMetalTempestYT  11 місяців тому +42

    Hey there, Review Family and beyond! Thank you all for the support recently, means a lot. As a thank you, I took my time to really try and make this video the best it could be! Remember, this is all in good fun! Be sure to drop a like, comment down below and subscribe to join the Review Family! Every little bit helps! :] Have yourselves a great day or night, depending on when you see this! Rock on, stay heavy and keep it chill!!!!!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
    If you'd like to check out a few other videos similar to this, check out parts 1 and 2 of what your favorite metal bands say about you!
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    • @JjsWorld77
      @JjsWorld77 11 місяців тому

      4 sho. Nailed da Christian metal pAr. Nailed da Yoda death metal vocals 😅

  • @mircobold8795
    @mircobold8795 11 місяців тому +156

    0:05 Death Metal
    0:24 Grindcore
    0:42 Nu Metal
    1:06 Funeral Doom Metal
    1:21 Doom Metal
    1:24 Goregrind
    1:35 Power violence
    1:40 Noise Grind
    1:44 War Metal
    1:54 Unblack Metal
    1:59 Sludge Metal
    2:04 Power Metal
    2:16 Black Metal
    2:42 Blackgaze
    2:50 Avant-Garde Metal
    3:02 Extreme Metal
    3:11 Glam Metal
    3:27 Melodic Death Metal
    3:32 Death Grind
    3:39 Christian Metal
    3:50 Progressive Metal
    4:03 Djent
    4:13 Progessive Metal core
    4:19 Brutal Death Metal
    4:36 Slam Metal
    4:50 Pirate Metal
    4:55 Death Doom
    5:01 Thrash Metal
    5:13 Electrogrind
    5:18 Metalcore
    5:36 Crust Punk
    5:47 Blackend Death Metal
    5:55 Symphonic Metal
    6:05 Deathcore
    6:28 Alternative Metal
    6:36 Groove Metal
    6:47 Speed Metal
    7:04 NSBM
    7:07 Melodic Metalcore
    7:11 Industrial Metal
    7:21 Rap Metal
    7:37 Electronicore
    7:43 Post-Metal
    7:53 Funk Metal
    7:58 Symphonic Black Metal
    8:05 Viking Metal
    8:16 Nu Metalcore
    8:21 Folk Metal
    8:35 Gothic Metal
    8:43 Grunge
    8:51 Mathcore
    8:59 Kawaii Metal

    • @hyjaph
      @hyjaph 11 місяців тому +3

      you missed goregrind at 1:24 and you also misspelt thrash.

    • @mircobold8795
      @mircobold8795 11 місяців тому +7

      @@hyjaphTrash metal lol

    • @rafaelbriganti502
      @rafaelbriganti502 10 місяців тому +2

      7:43
      I wasn't expecting my favorite kind of metal to be mentioned. The post-metal aesthetics is absolutely beautiful, to me.

  • @Cybermudgeon
    @Cybermudgeon 11 місяців тому +28

    "I do not ever want to see your search history." Perfect, chef's kiss, no notes.

    • @TheMetalTempestYT
      @TheMetalTempestYT  11 місяців тому +8

      It was originally in the middle but I had to end it with it, couldn't resist LMAO

    • @Cybermudgeon
      @Cybermudgeon 11 місяців тому +3

      @@TheMetalTempestYT Oh absolutely! I also loved the “Who hurt you?” for NSBM. 🤣

  • @fxckstxrm
    @fxckstxrm 11 місяців тому +93

    "Would you like some *actual* music with your distortion and feedba- oh, okay."
    THIS ONE HURTS 😭

    • @plagueravestv2008
      @plagueravestv2008 11 місяців тому

      Ig you're into sludge too?

    • @fxckstxrm
      @fxckstxrm 11 місяців тому +1

      @@plagueravestv2008 I got into it *really* recently, but from what I've heard I quite enjoy it

  • @AnAccount
    @AnAccount 11 місяців тому +112

    As a metalore fan, you nailed it perfectly LMAO! Also the RATM one might just be the best roast I've ever heard

    • @ghost_to_a_ghost
      @ghost_to_a_ghost 11 місяців тому +3

      i actually do exactly what he says about Metalcore. especially if i am having insomnia and smoke too much weed to where i have an anxiety attack thinking "what is life? how am i half dead already? i'll listen to August Burns Red. and just ride it."

  • @blackholestudios9284
    @blackholestudios9284 11 місяців тому +26

    Doom Metal had me in stitches "please take care of yourself..i dont wanna lose you..." Daaaamn hahahahaha

  • @plagueravestv2008
    @plagueravestv2008 11 місяців тому +92

    I'm a sludge fan and tbh that was funny and accurate af. the blue by acid bath is a perfect example it literally starts with like 15 seconds of feedback

    • @gude5269
      @gude5269 11 місяців тому +2

      Acid Bath is awesome bro. Another one is Magic Pig Detective by Melvins its just fucking distorted noise for 5 and a half minutes

    • @gabrielkirchgestner556
      @gabrielkirchgestner556 4 місяці тому

      0:25

    • @sebastianbate7835
      @sebastianbate7835 8 днів тому

      Recommend me some good sludge metal bands

  • @ZachGatesHere
    @ZachGatesHere 11 місяців тому +75

    War/sludge dude checking in and um... yep, nailed me haha

  • @timothyissler3815
    @timothyissler3815 11 місяців тому +5

    I legit had to pause the video and laugh when you said "glam metal" and put up a photo of Stryper! That made my day.

  • @Keepitsavage21
    @Keepitsavage21 11 місяців тому +30

    As a Dying Fetus and deeds of flesh fan you got that brutal death metal part down 😂😂 love me some brutal death metal 🔥

  • @sofiraronch
    @sofiraronch 11 місяців тому +20

    The Folk metal cracked me up! You really called me out there 😂

  • @charly_george
    @charly_george 11 місяців тому +47

    Love this series! No idea where you’re gonna go with it next but looking forward to the next instalment 😂

  • @embertheraccoon37
    @embertheraccoon37 11 місяців тому +55

    Being a nu-metalcore fan...
    Yeah, makes sense, but it's okay, as long as you can enjoy some good heavy riffs, mighty choruses, and MAJOR breakdowns. Alpha Wolf and Left to Suffer almost always hit the spot for me in that regard.

    • @ChickenLigma9204
      @ChickenLigma9204 11 місяців тому +6

      Emmure, Termina, so many incredible nu-metalcore bands, underrated sub genre

    • @loricmotierre1305
      @loricmotierre1305 11 місяців тому +2

      feel you bro, Emmure ftw

  • @NateBreidenbaugh-gg7fs
    @NateBreidenbaugh-gg7fs 10 місяців тому +7

    Power metal fan checking in. Not what I was expecting! Thanks!

  • @voxextremos22
    @voxextremos22 11 місяців тому +28

    Death Metal
    “What so Canibal and Death aren’t the only bands that exist”
    Black Metal
    “ My Pepsi isn’t Kvlt enough”
    Grindcore
    “What happens when your vegan friend listens to death metal is spired by black flag”
    Hardcore
    “You’re to concussed by hardcore dancers you read this comment “
    Metalcore “You’re genre peaked in the 2010s so why not just make the band over and over”
    Deathcore
    “If it doesn’t have Brees,Reees and breakdowns it’s nit brutal enough for me”
    Tech Death
    “Intervention… there will never end a new Necrophagist album”
    Mathcore
    “Grab your calaculators and your copy of Ms Machine we’re about to make chaos”
    Thrash
    “Sorry dad it died in like 1988 put away your Flying V”
    NWOBHM
    “Sorry grabdpa it died in 1982 so you can put away your studded wristbands and leather pants”
    Glam Metal
    “You were never really heavy enough to be Metal or light enough to be hard rock but you’re on your 3rd divorce and need to stop partying like it’s the sunset strip in 85”
    Prog Metal “Music doesn’t make you smarter than everyone else and Tool is overrated”
    Sludge Metal “This genre is sponsored by Orange Amplification and LSD”
    OSDM Revival
    “We need to go back to our roots so let’s copy and paste sounds from 30 years ago and call it a revival”
    Symphonic Metal
    “Can somebody tell the cellist to shut the fuck up im trying to sleep”
    Gothic Metal
    “Sad Boys and Girls”
    Radio Metal
    “Let’s do what everyone did before us but water it down even more”
    Nu Metal
    “Slipknot hasn’t released anything inovative since 1995 but every new album I’ll act like it’s the most creative thing ever”

  • @bagofrazors2934
    @bagofrazors2934 11 місяців тому +23

    As a big Death/Doom and gothic metal enjoyer. You nailed it
    Death/Doom- definitely my emotional support music
    Gothic metal- for me to fantasize about a fictional romance that probably won’t happen.

  • @kot_on_the_road
    @kot_on_the_road 8 місяців тому +7

    I was never able to truly title myself metalhead, just calling myself overall rock enjoyer because when it comes to metal I listen to Power Metal, Nu metal and older classic Heavy Metal (Iron Maiden probably my favorite) and I was never able to listen to any more extreme subgenres of metal. I am glad Power Metal fandom is kinda well described here, its pretty chill.

    • @jarjarbinks5255
      @jarjarbinks5255 20 днів тому

      Same, i have been able to listen to the more extreme ones, but they're kind of iffy for me

  • @mxnoname
    @mxnoname 11 місяців тому +4

    my metalcore/deathcore playlist is literally named "one-man moshpit in my bedroom" 💀💀

  • @blackwaterrust476
    @blackwaterrust476 11 місяців тому +18

    I felt that Alternative Metal one a lot. And also the Rage Against the Machine one lollllllllll

  • @trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317
    @trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 6 місяців тому +5

    Nice seeing Stryper being used outside the context of just being Christian

  • @nicholasjones3207
    @nicholasjones3207 11 місяців тому +6

    Death metal seems pretty innovative at the tech and prog ends. I only just got into it proper this year but it feels like it has caught up to Ron jarzombek by now and the sound is pretty diverse by now

  • @Goats_
    @Goats_ 11 місяців тому +1

    Hilarious list, thanks for doing it. Was hoping you'd take a shot at power metal fans but your right we're pretty chill. Can't take that shit too serious. 🤘🏴‍☠️🤘

  • @bue228
    @bue228 11 місяців тому +7

    Funeral doom metal you nailed me lmaooo

    • @bue228
      @bue228 11 місяців тому +1

      Bell witch too lol

    • @TheMetalTempestYT
      @TheMetalTempestYT  11 місяців тому

      Had to do it to 'em. It's one of my favorite genres but I have to admit it LOL

  • @nescaudrummer
    @nescaudrummer 11 місяців тому

    Yo great video bud
    I like almost every subgenres, but gotta say man, Tech death and Melodeath are my favorites

  • @CuteSceneChic
    @CuteSceneChic 11 місяців тому +5

    Wow, this guy just called out this metalcore fan on what she did in her room at 3am O.o damn that was good.

  • @Grim_666-
    @Grim_666- 5 місяців тому +17

    Grunge is not a Metal genre. It’s much closer to hard rock than anything. Thats coming from a massive Grunge fan

  • @maxpalmer3212
    @maxpalmer3212 11 місяців тому +9

    The last one had me break out in laughter 😂 💀

  • @eclat4641
    @eclat4641 11 місяців тому +2

    Very accurate!!! Thank you for this ! .

    • @TheMetalTempestYT
      @TheMetalTempestYT  11 місяців тому +1

      Haha, glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching!

    • @eclat4641
      @eclat4641 11 місяців тому +1

      @@TheMetalTempestYT i love most of these genres ☺️. Im happy that know them - because some overlook - but they are so cool.

  • @Aleblood
    @Aleblood 11 місяців тому

    Great content. Subscribed
    ( Self-snitching Djent fan. Too accurate, although I don't wear Beats, but you were close enough.)

  • @psychosis8429
    @psychosis8429 11 місяців тому +3

    The metalcore and deathcore descriptions were right on

  • @ScamLikely9327
    @ScamLikely9327 11 місяців тому +5

    Bro I’m just dying at the two word ones because they hit so hard lmao.

  • @jobrotelis6664
    @jobrotelis6664 11 місяців тому +4

    I’m a core kid at heart but I listen to anything that is heavy pretty much, so a lot of these roasts hit me, but as an adhd kid also, Sludge and Blackgaze just hits the spot in ma brain 😅😅

  • @GotteHeavyMetalZamurai
    @GotteHeavyMetalZamurai 11 місяців тому

    im a speed metal fan. i take that as a compliment! thank you!!

  • @SingingInferno
    @SingingInferno 10 місяців тому +2

    Prog metal fan, and uh, yup. Do you wanna hear me explain the plot to Haken's concept album The Mountain for the 5000th time?

  • @SniffHeinkel
    @SniffHeinkel 11 місяців тому +2

    Your explanation of extreme metal is accurate.

  • @tnarockshard
    @tnarockshard 11 місяців тому +9

    As someone who’s a Nü-Metal / Nü-Metalcore dude, both had me rolling.
    Symphonic and Groove are pretty accurate too.

  • @Greetingsfriends
    @Greetingsfriends 11 місяців тому +4

    Mathcore was accurate, honestly an issue i have with grind and other weird song structure genres is that theyre hard to remember and recall in your head cause theyre so weird yk? Still love my grind math and pv tho. GOOD VIDO

  • @ghost_to_a_ghost
    @ghost_to_a_ghost 11 місяців тому +1

    powermetal is fuckin dope. i love Herman Lee's videos about other genres of music. he seems like a great guy. i like any band nerdy enough to make songs about dragons, wizards, etc.

  • @nuvanui9305
    @nuvanui9305 11 місяців тому

    Seeing Akercocke in this video was so great!

  • @deandrehouston8695
    @deandrehouston8695 11 місяців тому

    So many bands I absolutely love in the stills

  • @bromium7772
    @bromium7772 11 місяців тому

    To my dismay, I don't know some of those bands. Not to mention the genres... ;-P
    But some of these are scarily accurate, tbh.
    Keep at it!

  • @HemiSlant6828
    @HemiSlant6828 11 місяців тому +1

    Funk Metal: The first time you heard Primus, Aliens stole your ribcage.
    I agree with grunge.

  • @ChrisTian-rm7zm
    @ChrisTian-rm7zm 11 місяців тому +1

    of at least 80 per cent of the subgenres, I didn't even know they existed.

  • @BigEvil13
    @BigEvil13 11 місяців тому

    Ok... this was good. Funny as hell and true.

  • @archangelofcoffee922
    @archangelofcoffee922 11 місяців тому +2

    I still check out new bands from Hells Headbangers, Dark Descent, 20BS, etc BUT being 33 now, I feel that I reached a saturation point with most metal. Took it as far as I could. Been a fan since 2003 but most new releases don't stick with me as much as the first time I heard Toxic Holocaust, Evil Army, Sodom or Demolition Hammer back in 2006. I've listened to everything from thrash, blackthrash, deathrash, florida death metal, death/doom, NWOBHM, power metal, industrial metal, noise, black metal, war metal, metalcore, hard-core, crust punk, death grind, prog, fucking southern rock and everything under the God damn sun. Been to Germany (Wacken/Keep It True), France, Portugal, MDF, etc and made many metal penpals throughout the years. I still buy stuff but not too many bands stick except for Molder, Enforced, Dungeon Serpent, Witchtrap, Worm (death metal Limbonic Art), etc. We tend to gravitate most to what we heard in our youth the most. The same applies to kids just hearing something like 200 Stab Wounds for the first time. Thats how Avenger of Blood and Merciless Death were for me in the retro thrash era. I completely get it when it comes to folks preferences. Lots of great memories and I'm not ashamed of any of it. God damn, I'm just fucking old lol.

  • @Greetingsfriends
    @Greetingsfriends 11 місяців тому +7

    I don't really know why black metal purists hate me for enjoying "black gays" but to each their own

  • @josiemoonglow6162
    @josiemoonglow6162 11 місяців тому +1

    Pretty much nailed all my favourite genres lol

  • @adrianmartinez-lq5he
    @adrianmartinez-lq5he 11 місяців тому +1

    I always hear
    Death
    Black
    Thrash/speed
    Traditional
    Doom
    And any combinations of this i think i just like when the bands put more effort on their riffs

  • @mr.sir3055
    @mr.sir3055 8 місяців тому

    As a funk fan I can say I am 100% offended that you were 100% spot on. Very cool

  • @dragpagsh6322
    @dragpagsh6322 11 місяців тому

    Dude in the Black and Brutal Death screams and growl were actually good imo

  • @MetalMF0508
    @MetalMF0508 11 місяців тому +4

    His comments on funeral doom and goregrind are so true!!! 😂

  • @GalacticCenterOG
    @GalacticCenterOG 11 місяців тому

    Nu-metal fan here and he ain’t wrong lol. Mostly because I can’t find anything that has groove like this genre did. I mean I like most metal like metalcore and Deathcore now, and have been listening to Pantera the most lately, but the closest I can get to my love of the feeling I get from listening to Nu-metal, is listening to breakdowns in metalcore and Deathcore. But that happens for almost every generation since Elvis. You just end up sticking to bands you grew up listening to because it does bring us back to the good old days. 🤷🏻‍♂️🍻

  • @molekyyli
    @molekyyli 11 місяців тому +3

    "Melodic Death Metal... Extreme metal for people who don't like extreme music." 😂Used to be true, not anymore. Newest addition to my playlist is a tech death band.

  • @milutinkuzmanovic4263
    @milutinkuzmanovic4263 11 місяців тому

    I'M AN EMO KID AND COOL, LET'S GO
    (Any gothic metal recommendations other than Paradise Lost? Possibly not too different, though....)

  • @gabedecina9535
    @gabedecina9535 11 місяців тому +1

    Metalcore, melodic metalcore, prog, deathcore and slam fan here. You were correct

  • @richardhardwick9500
    @richardhardwick9500 11 місяців тому

    I listen to all of theses !

  • @TwistedDonners
    @TwistedDonners 11 місяців тому +1

    Would love too see you do a video of what animals each genre of metal would be and why.

  • @johnrogers1038
    @johnrogers1038 4 місяці тому +1

    Prog Metal. My exact relationship with Tool and the rest of mankind, at least in social situations

  • @JaredtheRabbit
    @JaredtheRabbit 11 місяців тому

    That nu metal one is pretty true, although I was a pop music listener growing up in the 2000s and much of the 2010s.

  • @PrettyWeissGriffith
    @PrettyWeissGriffith 11 місяців тому +1

    7:21 Nothing more revolutionary than being signed to Sony.

  • @ronanjenkins2323
    @ronanjenkins2323 11 місяців тому +1

    Super funny dude. Mathcore would be funny for the next one.

    • @TheMetalTempestYT
      @TheMetalTempestYT  11 місяців тому

      Mathcore was here! :] I believe it's near the end with the Dillinger picture!

  • @Jalapenosquid
    @Jalapenosquid 6 місяців тому

    As a Power Metal fan, LES GOOOO!!! I love Dragonforce, ive seen em in concert :)

  • @domaniac9119
    @domaniac9119 10 місяців тому

    I'm in a Speed Metal band and that describes me perfectly :D

  • @ByTheReaper
    @ByTheReaper 11 місяців тому

    As a speed metal guy who's still sewing patches on my twenty-year-old denim vest, fuck you (aggressive) for being so insightful and right (respectful)! Cool video though (chill).

  • @cretegoddard4035
    @cretegoddard4035 6 місяців тому +1

    As a fan of gothic metal I just laughed so hard because that is completely accurate

  • @Brutal_Cabrera
    @Brutal_Cabrera 11 місяців тому +1

    Glad you representing the gods of numetalcore emmure

  • @krackkorn6324
    @krackkorn6324 11 місяців тому +1

    Ayo a lot of really great death metal has been releasing recently. Take Bleed the Future by Archspire and Terrasite by Cattle Decaption as examples

  • @GrapeFlavoredAntifreeze
    @GrapeFlavoredAntifreeze 10 місяців тому +1

    The avant garde metal one is BY FAR the most accurate lmao.

  • @localagoraphobe
    @localagoraphobe Місяць тому

    As a War Metal, Black Metal and Powerviolence fan...
    Accurate... But I love you all.

  • @ryanmunro4632
    @ryanmunro4632 11 місяців тому +1

    @metal tempest please do part 2

  • @VeronaDuskmaiden
    @VeronaDuskmaiden 11 місяців тому

    Deathcore, Slam and Power metal fan here, they all seem prety much accurate haha

  • @bigrich6075
    @bigrich6075 11 місяців тому

    The symphonic Black metal one was so specific 😂😂.

  • @R-Tech_Gaming
    @R-Tech_Gaming 11 місяців тому

    I like a little bit of everything. What do you call the guy who just likes anything and doesn't have an exclusive preference?

  • @JjsWorld77
    @JjsWorld77 11 місяців тому

    I already have anxiety. There's good and bad all over the spectrum. But if it's pure...you can feel the ❤

  • @Kidcrowley
    @Kidcrowley 11 місяців тому

    9:00 you don’t have a search history but you deserve a search warrant

  • @archmageofmetal8883
    @archmageofmetal8883 Місяць тому

    Total agreement on Powermetal. I'm a huge Powermetal fan and you ask anyone who's ever met me, I'm a fuckin dork.

  • @killchrist124
    @killchrist124 11 місяців тому

    what font do you use?

  • @Nickykitty92
    @Nickykitty92 11 місяців тому +3

    As someone who listens to a lot of melodic deathdoom, doomgaze, and blackgaze; yeah, yeah...

    • @TheMetalTempestYT
      @TheMetalTempestYT  11 місяців тому +1

      Good genre choices, LMAO

    • @Nickykitty92
      @Nickykitty92 11 місяців тому +2

      @@TheMetalTempestYT I frequently have people telling me that a lot of the metal that I listen to isn't real metal. It always cracks me up when they start recommending things or mansplaining. Lol. Like just because I mainly listen to slower, gloomy sounding metal doesn't mean that I don't occasionally throw down to heavier stuff. Like hell, I spent most of my teens and early adulthood hanging out at metal venues up in Alaska thrashing about in the pit and stuff when deathcore was first really starting to take off. Idk. I'm kinda high and rambling 🤷🏻‍♀️ Long story short; I spent so long seeking heavier and heavier music that I eventually hit the ceiling. Now I mainly just vibe and listen to all of the music that I actually enjoyed from throughout the course of my 31 years of existence, most of which being melodeath or doom-adjacent subgenres.

  • @heroponriki666
    @heroponriki666 11 місяців тому +2

    FUNERAL DOOM METAL MENTIONED!!!!! As a fan of the genre I agree completely

  • @nucygnet5881
    @nucygnet5881 11 місяців тому +1

    As an enjoyer of Nu Metal and Nu Metalcore, the description is pretty accurate.
    Even tho, i do like underground Nu Metal/Nu Metalcore bands.
    It's a shame that the Nu Metal fanbase don't give more recognition to underground bands.

    • @legowars82500
      @legowars82500 11 місяців тому

      I‘m a nu metal fan and I can understand why the underground doesn’t get much attention- because many don’t really sound good at all.

  • @yourWronglol
    @yourWronglol 11 місяців тому

    Ws an fan of just core music. We get so much hate yet, our gerne getting mainstream asff 🔥

  • @mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844
    @mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844 11 місяців тому +4

    The Prog metal is accurate on me…lol. Granted I also have autism so that’s par for the course with me

  • @Leanmeantigerqueen2000
    @Leanmeantigerqueen2000 9 місяців тому

    The thrash metal bit was perfect😂

  • @kaelanmcalpine2011
    @kaelanmcalpine2011 11 місяців тому

    I like most kinds to at least some extent, though I think my three favorites are power metal, avant-garde metal, and prog metal (I'm throwing in nu metal and djent in for the last two respectively since they're basically the same but with a nu name, get it?). I do agree I'm very chill and also have no concept of social awareness on when to shut the fuck up about something I like.

  • @Plug99d
    @Plug99d 11 місяців тому

    doom, death doom (love the silent brutality making me feel the paradox)
    industrial (my gothic past )
    rap metal (love the tempo and energy of the rap)

  • @austinharris8709
    @austinharris8709 11 місяців тому +1

    This was hilarious 😂

  • @renee1941
    @renee1941 11 місяців тому

    5:18 I feel called out

  • @sythepie
    @sythepie 3 місяці тому

    My favorites are death, brutal death, mincecore/mincegore and goregrind
    (And you weren’t wrong on brutal death lmao)

  • @Sicundercover
    @Sicundercover Місяць тому

    Thank you for telling me it's going to be OK.

  • @piratealeks6865
    @piratealeks6865 4 місяці тому

    1:21 thanks man :,)

  • @ahsoka5385
    @ahsoka5385 11 місяців тому

    The symphonic metal one is insanely true

  • @metalcore_slaps
    @metalcore_slaps 3 місяці тому

    as a metalcore guy this is just too accurate💀💀

  • @mattdeinken6580
    @mattdeinken6580 11 місяців тому +4

    I loved the NSBM "who hurt you as a child"

    • @Djinn_Disfigurement
      @Djinn_Disfigurement 11 місяців тому

      Can you please explain that point? I just couldn't get it :// what did he mean?

    • @cesarusgeminis3561
      @cesarusgeminis3561 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Djinn_DisfigurementDon't you know what NSBM is?

    • @Djinn_Disfigurement
      @Djinn_Disfigurement 11 місяців тому

      @@cesarusgeminis3561 of course I know, but I didn't get the meaning behind "who hurt as a child" I know it's irony though

    • @messinalyle4030
      @messinalyle4030 11 місяців тому

      @@cesarusgeminis3561 Ohhhhh . . . I just Googled it. Eye bleach. Holy water. Now. "Who hurt you as a child," indeed!

  • @realitygutter9694
    @realitygutter9694 11 місяців тому

    Being someone whose favorite genre has always been thrash metal and of his top 5 personal favorite bands is Paradise Lost I cried from laughs with Homes staring in my eyes while the secret was being revealed.

  • @Anton-fn8fd
    @Anton-fn8fd 5 місяців тому

    the industrial metal one is so real

  • @nahboi6290
    @nahboi6290 11 місяців тому

    >sprinkles on the ice cream to make it digestable.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bastianisupset7514
    @bastianisupset7514 11 місяців тому

    You're right about the german big 4

  • @iscuryashadowbeneaththecro8988
    @iscuryashadowbeneaththecro8988 11 місяців тому

    haha very true about the Deathcore fuckN good stuff yo lolz

  • @alt_rat
    @alt_rat 11 місяців тому

    1:21 shouldve been description for DSBM lol

  • @christburners
    @christburners 11 місяців тому

    the deathgrind one was my favorite one lmfao