Reacting to Ultimate TikTok FAILS

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  • @kallmekris
    @kallmekris  3 роки тому +5239

    THANK YOU ALL FOR 4 MILLION SUBS!!! HOLY CRAP THATS INSANE! Appreciate all your support!❤️ means the world! Let me know if you wanna see a certain type of celebration video 🥰 and thanks for watching and liking the video❤️

    • @nehakookie_edit8720
      @nehakookie_edit8720 3 роки тому +38

      Congratulations!!!!!!

    • @Pavana_M
      @Pavana_M 3 роки тому +38

      You deserve dis and more!! You are the best. Love u Kris.

    • @oliverajesic1759
      @oliverajesic1759 3 роки тому +17

      Congrats SISTERRRR!!💖💖💖💖💖💙💙💙

    • @lexiparker6843
      @lexiparker6843 3 роки тому +9

      Congrats and U deserve more!!! Ily Kris

    • @Idkhowtocount
      @Idkhowtocount 3 роки тому +11

      I’ve been here since 1M

  • @davidthompson6861
    @davidthompson6861 3 роки тому +565

    I love how you're like 10% hilarious fail, 90% genuinely concerned for their well-being. Such a caring person

    • @sunnyhah1626
      @sunnyhah1626 3 роки тому +12

      Why do I have the urge to say its because she's Canadian.😂

    • @subscriberswithoutavideo-gs5tc
      @subscriberswithoutavideo-gs5tc 3 роки тому +6

      @@jesica9829 why

    • @nelsonsousa9775
      @nelsonsousa9775 3 роки тому +2

      @@jesica9829 "Dating Special for you" oh shut up, what a bullshitt jessica camon, i only accept if it is for us too get pizza bouth and go watch some horror movies or no deal xD (i like to argue with these type of people/bots, dont judge me xD)

    • @Declan8878
      @Declan8878 6 місяців тому +3

      She will also laugh at you if you get struck by lightning

  • @ghostylotus
    @ghostylotus 3 роки тому +5094

    Is anyone gonna talk about her intros? I don’t know her personally but they make me feel good about myself! Kris, you’re a QUEEN!

  • @wortheffort
    @wortheffort 3 роки тому +1032

    Video idea: attempting to train Kevin a "Stupid Pet Trick".

    • @elijahkerr4114
      @elijahkerr4114 3 роки тому +6

      @Ranboo Jr. one day I want a bot and a bot arguing over which fake thing is better

    • @calvinmcdaniel4299
      @calvinmcdaniel4299 3 роки тому +3

      I was just thinking she should do something with Kevin

    • @localidiot9282
      @localidiot9282 4 місяці тому +1

      Bucket. I used a giant pot i had and taught my dog it bc i got bored 😭

    • @Foxclawz
      @Foxclawz 2 місяці тому

      That would would be cool actually!

  • @W0lfAnimati0n
    @W0lfAnimati0n Рік тому +20

    the way her compliments always cheer me up, i love it.

  • @isabellamcgrady12
    @isabellamcgrady12 3 роки тому +801

    Kris: “you’ve been working out huh? Look at you”
    *Me stuffing cheesecake into mouth*

    • @Jess04601
      @Jess04601 3 роки тому +20

      I’m stuffing a Snickers, and trolli snakes into my mouth lol

    • @moose6459
      @moose6459 3 роки тому +4

      It was clear sarcasm

    • @johndomeney
      @johndomeney 3 роки тому +8

      That’s all of us😂

    • @KayBX
      @KayBX 3 роки тому +3

      It’s 9:45 at night for me and I just finished Chinese for my late dinner when she said that 😂

    • @KayBX
      @KayBX 3 роки тому +5

      @@moose6459 oh really?!?!? 😂

  • @rh_clipz442
    @rh_clipz442 3 роки тому +594

    “I don’t even have one of those and that hurt.” Lol KallmeKris your so funny

  • @ryuunae
    @ryuunae 3 роки тому +484

    When she said “oh looks it’s me running from my responsibilities, look at me go!”
    I cracked up so much, it’s so true 😂
    She also sounded quite British when she said responsibilities 😆

    • @laffeyettestan1385
      @laffeyettestan1385 3 роки тому +2

      Thing is she did that on the broom one and she whent ‘ooh that was so meannnnn’ also we dont talk like that here

    • @kalinaxbiss7210
      @kalinaxbiss7210 3 роки тому +2

      100th like 😌💅

    • @Kaybrown_
      @Kaybrown_ 3 роки тому +1

      I've just had a 15 sec unskippable ad that ruined the joke for me
      Got another 0😒😑😑

    • @jennawebb4225
      @jennawebb4225 3 роки тому

      @@laffeyettestan1385 it's funny, when people called "water" they said "wa-uh" and I honestly don't know why they said it like that. I'm not judging! I lived in UK and its just really odd of what people said these days.

    • @pearlcathawk1475
      @pearlcathawk1475 2 роки тому

      I love the british accent i am british and i don't have the accent

  • @jhtwst__
    @jhtwst__ Рік тому +60

    5:12 is no one gonna talk about how he got literally *YEETED* like bowling ball, and the boy didn’t even flinch💀

    • @DYLANJJK94
      @DYLANJJK94 2 місяці тому +1

      Not much can faze kids since 2020 lol jk

  • @michalipiperakis9380
    @michalipiperakis9380 3 роки тому +45

    I love it how at 19:08 at the balloon scene, Kris covers her ears, whilst the headphones are still on. We love you Kris! You make life far easier to digest and thank you for existing!

  • @angelaakers4320
    @angelaakers4320 3 роки тому +416

    I was hoping, for Halloween, you would do a skit of all the kids Trick-or-Treating! Katrina's twins discussing the candy route like they're planning a military strategy. The Southern boys, having to convince their mom that Halloween is not Satan's Birthday! Of course, you CAN'T forget Karen's son, who is being forced to dress in this ultra, masculine costume that he hates. Then, of course, he runs off with Riley and comes back dressed as a princess! Epic!

  • @Class-vm628
    @Class-vm628 Рік тому +13

    The way she changes into random accents kill me
    Kris is my spirit animal lol

  • @elizabethfern
    @elizabethfern 3 роки тому +223

    I love soo much that she's like a big sister with her advice, and that she compliments you in the beginning of the video. I've never seen another youtuber do that and I think it's really sweet 💕

    • @hellod7961
      @hellod7961 3 роки тому +6

      agreed, she make me feel better sometimes

    • @kerryfry6184
      @kerryfry6184 3 роки тому +4

      I know right I makes my day completely

    • @Camila-qm1vu
      @Camila-qm1vu 3 роки тому +1

      kurtis conner used to do extra greetings to his subs, and brad mondo always compliments his viewers, but yea shes being nice

    • @theglitchesyt
      @theglitchesyt 3 роки тому +1

      It makes me feel loved. ❤️

    • @teletubbiesatemycat8385
      @teletubbiesatemycat8385 3 роки тому

      Look up Oompavill lol he does the same in his own way

  • @ciara8871
    @ciara8871 3 роки тому +1913

    Kris: “you’ve been working out huh? Look at you”
    Me: in bed eating ice cream

    • @heyitzj.j.5214
      @heyitzj.j.5214 3 роки тому +10

      XD

    • @childish_savage864
      @childish_savage864 3 роки тому +10

      Eating snacks😭😂💖

    • @samandcolbyfanb340
      @samandcolbyfanb340 3 роки тому +25

      Kris: oooo you’ve been working out
      Me: looking at my sisters leftover chipotle in the fridge

    • @softclouds111
      @softclouds111 3 роки тому +7

      Me: in bed eating ice cream
      I can relate to that one! iykyk

    • @Rachie1007
      @Rachie1007 3 роки тому +7

      I was popping my shoulder back in place when she said that. My shoulder hurts so bad ;v;

  • @tiktokmostwatched
    @tiktokmostwatched 3 роки тому +398

    Congrats on 4mil subs kris ❤🔥

    • @woah_there
      @woah_there 3 роки тому +4

      She just got one more sub

    • @ryanlin4285
      @ryanlin4285 3 роки тому +1

      Like ur KallmeKris tt comps :)

    • @fyrxcyty.5716
      @fyrxcyty.5716 3 роки тому

      Yes congrattttssss!!

    • @beaavr2869
      @beaavr2869 3 роки тому

      YOU DIDNT CAPITALIZE THE K

    • @Leona-sd4ev
      @Leona-sd4ev 3 роки тому

      Omg she's growing so fast I subscribed when she didn't even have 1mil

  • @bluebonnett187
    @bluebonnett187 Рік тому +38

    I just found your channel ! I have not laughed this hard in over 7 months !!! I kinda fractured some ribs in December and got pneumonia. I haven't been able to have this much fun. Your accents and genuine reactions are awesome. 💜 Thanks for the laughs, I really needed a release.

  • @sprinklebun139
    @sprinklebun139 3 роки тому +198

    I feel like Kris is that lady that shows up to school events and screams
    *“Your doing great sweetie”*
    even when she doesn’t have a kid at that school or in general.
    If so, please come to mine. 🤣 💖

  • @maykefernandesdossantos7374
    @maykefernandesdossantos7374 3 роки тому +162

    "I am okay... well... not okay in the head, but physically"
    - Kris Collins, 2021
    ...
    ...
    ...
    and that is how memorable quotes are born. 👍

  • @clearskiesmerc
    @clearskiesmerc 3 роки тому +117

    I love how she just changes through character voices and accents throughout the entire video 😂 ❤️

    • @jeanieolahful
      @jeanieolahful 3 роки тому

      I’m an actress and do this constantly. I feel understood!

    • @clearskiesmerc
      @clearskiesmerc 3 роки тому +1

      @@jeanieolahful Same! Im not like a special movie actress or anything, I act in my head 😆 but I am constantly doing different accents and scenarios

    • @jeanieolahful
      @jeanieolahful 3 роки тому

      @@clearskiesmerc I do a lot of community theater and have done a few local films and commercials. So much fun!

    • @clearskiesmerc
      @clearskiesmerc 3 роки тому

      @@jeanieolahful that sounds fun! I would love to do that but I just can’t get the courage or comfort zone to 😂

    • @jeanieolahful
      @jeanieolahful 3 роки тому +1

      @@clearskiesmerc look for a beginners acting class, but, beware! Once the bug bites you you get hooked!

  • @n3rds_n_sk1ttles
    @n3rds_n_sk1ttles Рік тому +13

    Love how Kris had to say “Kevin, I’m ok.” Let’s appreciate Kevin for checking on her.

  • @Rosa-lt1nx
    @Rosa-lt1nx 3 роки тому +54

    12:44 Kris: *makes some skilful defence moves*
    Glowy stick guy: * defeated*

  • @ajaxisexisting
    @ajaxisexisting 2 роки тому +710

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how Kris’s intros are just perfection
    She introduces herself kindly
    She says welcome or welcome back
    She compliments you
    She looks bomb while doing it too
    Edit: Mom I'm famous

  • @txtenthusiast-multi
    @txtenthusiast-multi 3 роки тому +1111

    Kris: "Today I want to see people fail"
    Me: *shows report card*

    • @katsukibakugo7419
      @katsukibakugo7419 3 роки тому +50

      *Fails on report card and mom proceeds to beat up child with slipper*

    • @rhiannon3
      @rhiannon3 3 роки тому +10

      i thought the same

    • @Onyx12324
      @Onyx12324 3 роки тому +6

      @@katsukibakugo7419 I thought it would be a Sandle

    • @jupiter3395
      @jupiter3395 3 роки тому +7

      @🦖jasminethedinosaur🦕 mother then slaps siblings also

    • @kawaiiaxel9226
      @kawaiiaxel9226 3 роки тому +4

      @@katsukibakugo7419 Bakugo how tf did you get in UA?

  • @GiftFromGod
    @GiftFromGod Рік тому +4

    as a single with borderline the "crying and single" is too relatable but it's a relief for the change from crying or grinding teeth from how messed up absolutely everything is now days. Didn't cry to his comment though but teared up a bit though because it was really wholesome and beautiful 10:10

  • @sethfreakinrollins9889
    @sethfreakinrollins9889 3 роки тому +489

    Kris is single handedly carrying TikTok on her back.

  • @draydenscarlett6618
    @draydenscarlett6618 2 роки тому +525

    I absolutely LOVE when she slips into different accents
    Ya never disappoint, Kris

    • @ariannasuweeks4287
      @ariannasuweeks4287 2 роки тому +9

      I do that same this where i unconsciously slip into different accents especially depending on my mood .

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 2 роки тому +3

      @@ariannasuweeks4287 Same. It just gets worse (or better) when you with someone who has hat accent natively

    • @that_one_athena_cabin_girl
      @that_one_athena_cabin_girl 2 роки тому +5

      I randomly become Irish, British, or a New Yorker sometimes when I get to frustrated/happy 🤣
      I'm American. Also, when I do the accent on purpose(like try to do it) I just sound drunk 🤣

    • @Lolasrandomvlogs
      @Lolasrandomvlogs Рік тому +1

      why did i read this in different accents 😂

    • @__Shiver__
      @__Shiver__ Рік тому +1

      😂14:10

  • @ReEE_Lin
    @ReEE_Lin 3 роки тому +218

    Kris: "does anyone else have a narrator in they´re head?"
    Me: "why yes, it is you and my sister"

    • @dankertester
      @dankertester 3 роки тому +3

      Imma be that guy.... *Their

    • @wheresmybacon8563
      @wheresmybacon8563 3 роки тому +2

      @@dankertester you did the right thing... (correcting people's spelling)

    • @nelsonsousa9775
      @nelsonsousa9775 3 роки тому +3

      mine kinda sounds like peter griffin anyone else has that ? and..... Who the fuck is this Jessica in the first reply here ? wtf xDDD someone is mistaking youtube with onlyfans haha, its in another adress hun xDD, gosh these bots

    • @frostrich2170
      @frostrich2170 3 роки тому +1

      mine sounds like me but with an accent

    • @ReEE_Lin
      @ReEE_Lin 3 роки тому +1

      @@dankertester thanks you for correcting my mistake

  • @Keira_minerva12_Msp
    @Keira_minerva12_Msp Рік тому +5

    4:51- 5:01 DAMN THAT WAS SMOOTH BRO

  • @henryisaway
    @henryisaway 3 роки тому +119

    Me: *starts working out*
    Kris: You've been working out haven't you?
    Me: *cold sweat*

    • @charyflux
      @charyflux 2 роки тому

      118 likes n no reply??? wut yall doing

  • @jessicakitching1574
    @jessicakitching1574 3 роки тому +274

    "You're doing great sweety" Kris sounds like a supportive mom at her child's soccer game 🤣

    • @jordanyeager395
      @jordanyeager395 2 роки тому

      My friend says that all the time as a joke from keeping up with the kardashians. Kris Jenner said that to her fully grown daughter 😂😂😂

  • @deaks25
    @deaks25 3 роки тому +55

    Kris: Gives out compliments at start of vid
    Me, reciprocating: Liking the T-shirt, rocking the Guns n Roses there. Also, appreciating the cheeky streak of purple eye-liner.

    • @angrypomeranian6123
      @angrypomeranian6123 3 роки тому

      I love Guns N’ Roses that was the first thing I noticed✨

  • @steveclark6307
    @steveclark6307 11 місяців тому +4

    As a competitive I’ve Irish dancer, I literally went in shock 😂

  • @trashbug4843
    @trashbug4843 3 роки тому +85

    As someone who's not even good at impressions, I can still relate to going through like 100 different voices in a day 😂🤣😭

    • @BellaTona
      @BellaTona 3 роки тому +1

      no doubt same 😂

  • @elli6807
    @elli6807 3 роки тому +92

    Can we just appreciate how Kris does something to raise our self esteem for every video, when she really doesn’t have to

    • @nelsonsousa9775
      @nelsonsousa9775 3 роки тому +1

      @@jesica9829 in a such adorable comment and you had to ruin it Jessica -__-

  • @AfroSamyt
    @AfroSamyt 3 роки тому +25

    you could hear the anger in Kris's voice at 8:43, genuine anger right there, great video!

  • @roamin3333
    @roamin3333 3 місяці тому +1

    Kim your one of the kindes people Ik you have a great personality and when I feel down you geve me a smile ❤️❤️❤️❤️ love you

  • @circuscharlie3380
    @circuscharlie3380 3 роки тому +43

    OMG You should absolutely make an Irish character who is always Irish dancing. There name could be Scott and everyone confuses them for being Scottish! Love you Kris❤️

    • @lucymcrae0418
      @lucymcrae0418 3 роки тому

      Yasssss DEFINITELY

    • @George.washing
      @George.washing 3 роки тому

      Woah sounds amazing!

    • @johnwalker1058
      @johnwalker1058 3 роки тому

      Maybe if we get enough of Kris's fans to suggest it, it could happen!
      It might help if you go around to different comment sections of Kallmekris videos and plant the idea in peoples' minds.
      I'll be routing for you, because I agree it is a good idea.

  • @Ilovedeez927
    @Ilovedeez927 3 роки тому +261

    kris: you've been working out haven't you?" me: sitting on my computer with the most unflattering angle ever eating a box of cheezits

  • @frankgrandi2512
    @frankgrandi2512 3 роки тому +223

    kris: "you've been working out, haven't ya"
    Me gaining 50 pounds on halloween candy: why,thank you for noticing

    • @RemiStarz26
      @RemiStarz26 3 роки тому +3

      Me drinking an entire pint of milk at 1 am
      Why thank you

    • @turtlesrprettycool3379
      @turtlesrprettycool3379 3 роки тому +1

      Me stuffing a cookie in my mouth:

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 3 роки тому

      The education really needs to improve.
      People out here acting like the point of working out is weight loss.

    • @RemiStarz26
      @RemiStarz26 3 роки тому +1

      @@seigeengine
      The joke is that we’re eating a form of junk food or just eating in general when she says that 😐

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 3 роки тому

      @@RemiStarz26 No shit. It's a bad joke.

  • @Josie393
    @Josie393 Рік тому +1

    I love her intros. The kiss was so cute is warmed my heart🥺❤️

  • @vikstrom8961
    @vikstrom8961 3 роки тому +92

    Kris: “you’ve been working out huh? Look at you”
    Me: No, but I've been able to attain some self love lately, guess that's good too.
    (Anyway love your vids, and of course you as well, keep on making them!)

    • @claudiadobson
      @claudiadobson 3 роки тому +2

      Lol I’m just staring at the video lying in bed lmfao

  • @kk13753
    @kk13753 3 роки тому +229

    Kris: “I would do this….I just don’t have that many friends to do this”
    Me: “I’ll be your friend Kris 🥺”

  • @rainy17uvu14
    @rainy17uvu14 3 роки тому +60

    Kris: *covers ears at sight of balloons expecting them to pop*
    Also kris: *is wearing headphones*

    • @josiedowler1323
      @josiedowler1323 2 роки тому

      Stupid she's listening through the headphones

  • @No-ei3ms
    @No-ei3ms 11 місяців тому +5

    I love how she seems genuinely motivated and happy to make content

  • @cidinhaines3632
    @cidinhaines3632 3 роки тому +53

    Can we just appreciate the fact on how sweet Kris is and how she compliments us at the beginning of her videos

  • @AnnoyedBaguette
    @AnnoyedBaguette 3 роки тому +67

    Kris: I wanna see people fail
    my parents: allow us to introduce our child

  • @Luiscraft0320
    @Luiscraft0320 2 роки тому +226

    10:21 not only he felt bad for accidentally dropping the pizza but at the end lifting his head up is like he is trying not to cry, poor man

  • @Nezuko-ck4hq
    @Nezuko-ck4hq 9 місяців тому +2

    THE BOILING WATER, THE THROW, THE SCREAM, THE CRAWLING, I FELT THAT

  • @radriinicole1461
    @radriinicole1461 3 роки тому +64

    A KISS?!?!?! makes my day even better ❤!!

    • @H3artTart
      @H3artTart 3 роки тому +2

      @Funny huh

    • @Charliecraig2003
      @Charliecraig2003 3 роки тому +2

      @@H3artTart bot reply ignore it, i got the same thing. It’s trying to promote a hookup website, comment bots in general are all over youtube right now and youtube hasn’t even addressed or done anything about it all.

    • @H3artTart
      @H3artTart 3 роки тому +1

      @@Charliecraig2003 oh i seen them everywhere ty for telling me

    • @Charliecraig2003
      @Charliecraig2003 3 роки тому

      @@H3artTart no problem i say the best way to avoid then is to either not go to the comment section or not comment as much that way you don’t get them popping up in you notification feed all the time and i believe there is a way to turn off replay updates completely at least on mobile i’m not sure about pc but that us what i have done so now they aren’t in my notifications feed all the time.
      Edit: how you do it on mobile is you go to your channel, click on settings, then notifications and click the second “activity on my comments” button that way you will still be notified about likes and heart’s you receive on your comment’s but not replies.

    • @H3artTart
      @H3artTart 3 роки тому

      @@Charliecraig2003 oh okay :D

  • @meLi8822
    @meLi8822 2 роки тому +136

    i love it when Kris tried to closed her ears (for the balloons) while still wearing the headphone😂🧡🧡

  • @sethfreakinrollins9889
    @sethfreakinrollins9889 3 роки тому +27

    I feel like you posted your first video and announced the launch of your youtube channel yesterday. Congrats on 4M subs. Such an incredible milestone.

  • @Kamilla-h2k
    @Kamilla-h2k 2 місяці тому +1

    Kris your face when the machine like through it's self towards him. 😂

  • @evamartinez7142
    @evamartinez7142 3 роки тому +24

    I love kallmekris' sense of humor and she always makes me laugh when I'm sad. We appreciate you so much❤

  • @Im2Unstable
    @Im2Unstable 3 роки тому +31

    "I am afraid of electricity, Balloons, weed whackers and lawnmowers" Kris has confirm she is a doggo

  • @finley273
    @finley273 3 роки тому +46

    Kris: “have u been working out ?”
    Me: **built like a burrito buried by 5 giraffe stuffed animals**

  • @datorflicka6045
    @datorflicka6045 Рік тому +1

    I love the format of these older videos they're simple and relatable

  • @aliciadupuy9228
    @aliciadupuy9228 3 роки тому +68

    "Your protecting your brain, but your not using it"
    You are the youngest grandma ever 😂

  • @troythompson1768
    @troythompson1768 3 роки тому +17

    7:15 The cherry spoon (officially "Spoonbridge and Cherry") is located at the Minneapolis Sculpture Garden, in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

  • @andreacordova1483
    @andreacordova1483 3 роки тому +47

    Who else loves when Kris compliments us in the beginning of her videos 🙋🏻‍♀️

  • @XavierHilton-cz1uc
    @XavierHilton-cz1uc Рік тому +2

    I love the way you compliment everyone at the beginning of every Video! Great confidence booster! You don't get enough credit!

  • @daisythedestroyer9843
    @daisythedestroyer9843 3 роки тому +51

    The Spoon Bridge and Cherry is in Minneapolis, Minnesota, America. It’s this sculpture garden and it’s really cool!

    • @jep9092
      @jep9092 3 роки тому +2

      Minneapolis Minnesota America
      Earth Solar System
      milky way universe
      Not sure which dimension we're in but I'll make sure to finish the rest of the address once I find out

    • @MinnesotaRadio8887
      @MinnesotaRadio8887 3 роки тому +3

      Minnesota represent!!!

    • @ZombieHybrid1426
      @ZombieHybrid1426 3 роки тому

      @@MinnesotaRadio8887 yessiiiirr

    • @daisythedestroyer9843
      @daisythedestroyer9843 3 роки тому

      @@MinnesotaRadio8887 the best state!

    • @IceArceus_
      @IceArceus_ 3 роки тому

      My state 🙂

  • @jones0764
    @jones0764 3 роки тому +112

    Kris: “You’ve been working out haven’t you? No you haven’t.”
    Me: “why you gotta expose me like that.”🤫

  • @mr.moviemafia
    @mr.moviemafia 2 роки тому +92

    Kris went through so many emotions at 1:48, first she felt shock, then admiration, then humbleness at knowing she’d fall for it, then started scheming, then humbled herself again, then finally admitted defeat

  • @gstarcevich6471
    @gstarcevich6471 2 місяці тому +1

    10:39 not joking I actually cried...I mean the poor guy was so nice and did not deserve that😢❤❤❤

  • @Itsetanaj
    @Itsetanaj 3 роки тому +47

    kris: you've been working out, haven't you?
    Me: quietly stares at the nearly empty bag of Skittles on my desk

  • @Lightdevildarkangel
    @Lightdevildarkangel 3 роки тому +46

    when Kris dies: "She died how she lived, with tiny hands on doing something stupid and hilarious... we lost a good one today"
    *place tiny hands across chest with a beanie on her head*

  • @Joanna-sx7vn
    @Joanna-sx7vn 3 роки тому +41

    Kris: “ o look there’s me running from my responsibilities o look at me go”
    Me : no more relatable words have ever been spoken
    Namaste
    ❤️

  • @angelabonner5020
    @angelabonner5020 Рік тому +1

    loved this well done! also whts your favourite colour!?

  • @echo1085
    @echo1085 3 роки тому +77

    Okay, what the heck.. I was literally just thinking about how a KallMeKris video would make my day 100 times better, and a notification just popped up! 🤣🤣😮 Keep slaying queen ❤☺

  • @bonesboy8482
    @bonesboy8482 2 роки тому +15

    i don’t care if this was 3 months ago because kris is one of the only 3 youtubers that makes me feel loved and makes me comfortable! i watch her videos when i go to sleep because she’s not super loud or screams “let’s go” she’s super calm and i get a complement every time i watch one of her videos

    • @yourpainfuldeath7300
      @yourpainfuldeath7300 2 роки тому +2

      i misclicked on the comments button and the first thing i saw was monoka, how much better can it get

  • @chrismontgomery3396
    @chrismontgomery3396 3 роки тому +77

    Kris: "cries in single"
    Chris (me): {just watched the boyfriend tag video yesterday}...wait, what?

  • @RyanBrigham-m8z
    @RyanBrigham-m8z Рік тому +1

    I love these vids and the accents keep up the good work!!! ❤

  • @easyybreezeyy
    @easyybreezeyy 3 роки тому +133

    Your sense of humour is just perfect. You‘re the first and only UA-camr that can make me genuinely laugh. It‘s so difficult to make me laugh but you manage to do it in every single video. Please never change, you‘ll be so successful in a few years. And if you think that 4.21 Million subscribers is a lot, then lemme tell you this: You‘re not even near the amount you deserve. Stay happy and healthy, we love you ❤️

  • @humairakhan198
    @humairakhan198 3 роки тому +98

    Most people: takes their headphones off
    Kris: covers her ears with the headphones on 😂😂
    Love you kris ❤️

    • @RoyaltyDollars
      @RoyaltyDollars 3 роки тому +2

      I was about to comment on that.But we can all agree that Kris is a queen

  • @sarahf7657
    @sarahf7657 3 роки тому +56

    Kris : "I'll give you a kiss instead 😘"
    Me : literally freaking out that Kris gave me a kiss 😳

  • @Maymay_san180
    @Maymay_san180 3 місяці тому +1

    I wathc ur vids 24/7 or whenever I can (bc of school) so yea, ly 💙

  • @Rsn-2211
    @Rsn-2211 3 роки тому +9

    i love how Kris likes most of the comments it's so wholesome and sweet. just proves what a brilliant person she is :)

  • @akila527
    @akila527 2 роки тому +219

    “If I ever die you guys better make jokes”
    “If I ever die”
    *sweats profusely*

  • @thegremlinbackstage2441
    @thegremlinbackstage2441 2 роки тому +78

    Kris: Smooching us through the camera
    My mind: KRIS KISS. ITS A KRIS KISS!

  • @lilamccheney9450
    @lilamccheney9450 17 днів тому

    She says: it’s me running from my responsibilities! I said: I’m running with you OUT LOUD😂

  • @rishvify
    @rishvify 3 роки тому +19

    12:09
    Kris: I like to pretend I'm breaking someone's neck
    **Katrina flashbacks**

  • @boabyboab
    @boabyboab 3 роки тому +81

    Kris: i don’t have many friends to come actually-
    Me: *sigh* you have literally 4.02M FRIENDS-

  • @sharriesanders6920
    @sharriesanders6920 3 роки тому +5

    I was just suspended from school for being accused of purposely skipping class and I haven't seen my girlfriend in 2 weeks. You are the only person that could cheer me up. Thank you Kris, for existing!

  • @Bevertron
    @Bevertron 2 місяці тому +2

    can we talk about how kris just beat up that dude through the screen? 12:40

  • @batoolaemad
    @batoolaemad 3 роки тому +83

    “And today we’re gonna see people fail! …cuz it makes me feel better about myself which is probably not healthy”
    Don’t worry kris us too

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  3 роки тому +35

      Oh good 👌🏻

    • @Me-gv2cc
      @Me-gv2cc 3 роки тому +4

      Add me in the list as well
      We are all people with depression and anxiety ✋

    • @batoolaemad
      @batoolaemad 3 роки тому +2

      @@kallmekris yep its all good

  • @tpip._.11
    @tpip._.11 3 роки тому +53

    Kris you make my day everyday. I come home and always watch a video. Your compliments that you do at the beginning always ,are me feel good about myself. Keep doing what you are doing and you deserve all of the Subscribers you have.

  • @Think_Im_in_love
    @Think_Im_in_love 3 роки тому +23

    “Why is everybody out here tryna break their goddamn necks” quote of the year

  • @SanemiswifeKNYlover
    @SanemiswifeKNYlover Рік тому +3

    Kris : " I like to pretend I'm breaking someone's neck."
    Me : I agree.
    Kris :" I'm joking..."
    Me : I'm not.

  • @veswashere
    @veswashere 3 роки тому +11

    Kris’s laugh is so contagious and it makes me so happy-

  • @charliehumbles8780
    @charliehumbles8780 Рік тому +87

    Can we all just apreciate the efforts that Kris puts into her videos, she makes me laugh in every video love it. Thank you so much Kris!!!!!!

  • @trentonfreeman2155
    @trentonfreeman2155 2 роки тому +22

    This is probably gonna get lost here, and it's also just about what everyone else here says, but thank you, Kris, for cheering me up on my off days and turning my low points into high points. You deserve the world for being a genuinely kind person.

  • @queencheesecake0185
    @queencheesecake0185 Рік тому +2

    13:02 I literally watched that video with the basketball and stuff in my science class the other day 😯

  • @brandonpurple165
    @brandonpurple165 3 роки тому +18

    Kris: Does anyone have a Narrator in their head?
    Voice in my head that sounds like me: Yeah, Me.

  • @CarraigEddy
    @CarraigEddy 2 роки тому +92

    Can we all admire the British accent that kris does at random times in the video

    • @kashakroger1692
      @kashakroger1692 2 роки тому +3

      We can. Along with all the other accents.

  • @rhiannon3
    @rhiannon3 3 роки тому +11

    Lets all appreciate how she makes us feel better with her videos and she compliments us at the beginning of every video

  • @Tama-Chuann
    @Tama-Chuann Рік тому +1

    2:36 she fell so gracefully ❤

  • @Draxculaura
    @Draxculaura 3 роки тому +18

    2:22 "Yea you deserve to fall on your face."
    Damn Kris 💀🤚

  • @project_nihilist
    @project_nihilist 3 роки тому +23

    “I’ve had some long nights in stir. Nothing but Morgan Freeman narrating in my mind. Time can draw out like a blade.”

  • @muditahlawat
    @muditahlawat 3 роки тому +13

    *Kris out of context-*
    0:10 "I wanna watch some people fail..."
    0:53 "It's me running..."
    1:14 "I gotta taste for human..."
    1:32 "For some people..."
    2:34 "You're doing good sweetie"
    4:08 "And his bed broke"
    4:28 "It's gonna s- all over your face"
    5:07 "I don't have anybody...😢"
    5:27 "I don't even have one of those and that hurt"
    9:16 "That's me!!"
    9:33 💃🏼
    10:19 "cries in single"
    11:16 "I blackout a lot"
    12:09 "I like to pretend that I'm breaking..."
    14:07 "Why would you...ever would you...you would you?"
    17:35 the only type of laugh considered acceptable going forward
    19:07 Uh oh 😟
    20:06 LISTEN TO KRIS!!
    15:44 Kris, that was edited

    • @thesubliminalgod4879
      @thesubliminalgod4879 3 роки тому +1

      i shared the message , lol just give me a sec

    • @jesica9829
      @jesica9829 3 роки тому

      --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dating Special for you
      💋 NUDE.SNAPGIRLS.TODAY/SIESTA?Squirt💋.
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

  • @0neand0nlysabii
    @0neand0nlysabii Рік тому

    Watching your old and new videos will always fill me with joy, I love you aunty Kris😌💕