TikTok’s Most Chaotic Fails
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- Опубліковано 31 гру 2021
- These make me want to take a step back from any partying, but they are definitely entertaining!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! ❤️ Wishing you all the absolute BEST 2022! Hope you enjoy the video! If you do give it a Like, it really helps me know if you like this content🥰
Happy New year Kris!! Thanks for making 2021 one of the greatest years of my life 🎉🎉❤️❤️
Love u!
Happy new year!
Omg i cant beleive you even saw my comment!! You're such an amazing person! 😘💖
Happy New Year Kris, love you 🎆🎉🌻😍❤
“You dressed up for me” yup I sure did- in my blanket disguised as a burrito 😁 thanks Kris!
me too
Now I want a beefy melt burrito from taco hell, thanks. 😂
Hahaha me laying in bed in my pjs, thanks Kris’s hehe 😂❤️
Same 😆
Oh same, I'm not even wearing pants
Nobody:
Kris: Calls herself our auntie
Me: Literally feel a rush of joy and connection
FOR REAL THOUGHHHH
Same tho your not alloneee
i came into the comments to type this exact thing XD
but seriously!!! she would be the coolest aunt ever 🥺🥺
mom (Jenna Marbles) left, so aunty Kris is here now 🥺
Idkwhy this comment doesn’t have more likes
Kris: you dressed up for me
Me, in a pirate costume because I'm playing a pirate in a pantomime: yeah ok if you say so
is it just me or does kris have like, the prettiest smile ever?
She really does ❤
I agree
Yuuuuuup
yes
Facts on facts on facts on facts! You speak the truth
I don’t understand how or why anyone would have bullied Kris in high school. She’s absolutely beautiful, played sports, was on the student council, and has a chill, extremely humorous personality. What’s not to love???
That's probably why ... people tend to up themselves by downing the others because they are jealous of the success of others ... very sad indeed
@@xavierdesmarais8526 true. very true
Because people..ARE STUPID but not all just a lot 🙂
Pure jealously. Some people aren't happy unless they're UNhappy, and can make others, just as unhappy.
@@Peeps-sg8il YES YES YES YOUR AMAZING
FUN FACT: Kris makes all of us happy and we love her
Facts
fax
fAxS
Facts bro
Straight facts.
I love how Kris starts playing with the pen after talking about the pogo stick It just hit me in a way I can't explain. Love how much work Jay and Kris put in to these videos thank you for all the good content. 😊
"you dressed up for me" ... But I'm in my dad's shirt with my arms and legs pulled in with really messy hair of course I dress up for you 😂😂
2:48
Kris: "Why is everyone freaking out over an oven??"
Kris literally two seconds later: 🎵 not the mac and cheeeeeese 🎵
you mean 2:48?
@@IronSquadz that is literally what they said 😂
@@fred-ve5od they edited it
@@IronSquadz yeah, 5 months before you replied
Who else loves the fact that Kris always puts a little bit of her characters voices into her videos?
Same
yes
Me
Yes
Oh yeah 10,% love it 😍
Hi Kris!!! this one was really funny....You videos always make my day!! Greetings from Greece!!!
Greece is cool :)
Greece? Awesome! I'm in Montana 🤠
When the Mac and Cheese was falling off the oven door, I was saying “No, no, no!” at the same time as Kris 😂😂😂😂
“Don’t be like you auntie kris”
My aunt Chris literally being a self-made millionaire girl boss with three kids.
YASSSSSS QUEEEENNNNNNNNNN
SLAY-M
I love how Kris is genuinely concerned for the safety of everyone. She is so caring and sweet. Fan for Life!
My name is Bonnie too!😊
The fact that she was jumping up and down and then realizes how it looked and then looked so innocent and cute and starting tapping a pen
When she said "don't swear kids, don't be like your aunty Kris" the first thing I thought was" I wanna be like you"
Can we just talk about how stunning Kris looks in this video?! Her makeup is flawless. She’s soo funny 🤣
Yes, she is so beautiful.
most beautiful woman I have ever seen ❤ keep making amazing vids Kris 😂
Omg yes! She is beyond beautiful, one of my friends said I look like her (I fricking wish!) and it made me fuzzy inside for a sec because she is just perfection.
“I see you dressed up too”
*me in my oversized onesie, in bed with messy hair*
“Why ThAnK you! I got my oldest pyjamas JuSt for you:D”
But for real, Kris your complaints always make my day, love you so much ❤️
I think we can all agree that Kris not only talks like Marilyn Monroe but looks like Marilyn Monroe!!! 🤣🤣❤❤❤💘
I love when she is trying to explain the pogo stick to make it less bad and starts bouncing and then realizes she is just making it worse 😂
ha banbby
Honestly kris’s complements make me feel a lot better
164 likes dang
honestly same tho 🥰
Yay🥰❤️
I always look behind me, then say "me" while pointing at myself. 😂😂😂
Especially since I'm on the toilet so it feels directed at me in particular! 🤣🤣🤣
This is the first time I wasn’t on the toilet, truly shocked
I loved the way kris was just saying when the guy on the pole pulling himself up and it fired back at it she was just like ''what ya doin mate?'' that got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kris: thanks for dressing up for me you look snazzy!
Me: *is wearing pjs sitting on the couch
Your commentary of the mother dragging her son like a rag doll to win that egg hunt made laugh so much I almost woke the house
I love the fact that Kris will complement us to make us happy when we have a bad day
When that Mac and cheese fell all I could think of was someone pulling a Joey from friends and pulling out a fork, sitting down beside it and start eating it off the floor. 🤣🤣🤣
Not Kris just taking a shot at the beginning of the video😂😂
It's 4:28 a.m. and I'm watching this video, and i just can't explain how many times I bit my hand just to not wake everyone up😂 thank you Kris for always making us smile and laugh
i have acquired the immaculate skill of silent laughter from the experience of youtube recommending kris’s videos to me at midnight😂
👍🏼
Just don't transform into a titan
Pov: you see this at 4:31am
👍🏻2:00am
Her face when she drank the vodka 😂 Kris just puts a big smile on my face
kris: FUN FACT ABOUT ME!- ouch, that looked like it hurt - i can ride a pogo stick really well.
🤣🤣😂😂
"You dressed up for me." Meanwhile me in my comfy pj's and hoodie, watching at 10pm lonely and going mad "thanks mate you made my day no, my week, no my ✨ LiFE ✨.
I love the fact that she tries to keep our morales up but when she said “ I see you dressed up nice today” I was in my onesie, on my bed 😂😂
Love you tho
If you think that isn't dressed up nice, you are wrong and were lied to.
I was laying pantless in a sports jersey, Love. Don't worry XD
I love how at 10:30, she’s like I hope that kids ok. And then if you look at me, you would hear wheezing as the kid face plants into the car… LMAO
Kris: I hope he’s ok! Like, that looked really bad!!
Me: *Laughing my butt off* 😂
The way she starts her videos got me laughing on the floor🤣😅
Kris is makin’ my heart skip a few beats every time she compliments us!
Are you Kris, Harley Quinn , or Maryland Monroe?
I take horse riding lessons. I promise, Kris, it depends on the horse, where you are, if they had been worked earlier that day, the temperature, your trainer’s experience, and your experience. Horses are sensitive and can sense when a person can’t control them or is scared of them. I’ve almost been bucked before, and probably would have fallen if it wasn’t for my trainer and knowing how to stop the horse. Most of the time, though, your horse is perfect. Horses are really just giant dogs. Once they realize they can’t get away with challenging your authority, they are amazing creatures. It’s an amazing feeling to ride a horse and to get a certain move right or finally do that one thing you’ve been working on. And I hope you, Kris, gets a chance to experience that.
The maniacal cold laughter in that one clip just made the whole thing.
One second: Talking in the weirdest voice I've ever heard
The next: *choking on a drink*
2022 starts off well with a Kris video!
Marvelous episode, loving all the types of laughter from Kris!
Anyone else who would like to see Kris record her trying out a pogo stick?
I'm actually intrigued to know her skill with it.
Happy new year to all!
Can we all appreciate how loving and funny Kris is? She’s a UA-camr that makes you feel like your really right next to you and you know her. Happy new year!
i love how she says “tiktok fails” when it’s failarmy love you Kris ❤
omg- kris reacting to the horse one was GOLD- im an equesrtrian and the amount of times i almost fall like that onto stuff or get nearly thrown into a wall.. i was dead
Kris honestly makes me laugh, I had such a bad day and her compliments her jokes and her laugh makes me smile and better. I love u kris💖✨🥺
I'm always so blown away by Kris' eyes. They're sooooo mesmerizing. I have to watch her reaction videos at least twice. Once to watch HER, then again to watch what she's watching.
you somehow managed to make that sound not creepy
Did they tho? Did they.....
kiiiinda creepy, although I do have to admit Kris's eyes are very pretty
Honestly, I do the same thing sometimes.
Someone finally noticed her eyes!
“I know you dressed up for me”
Yup in my hoodie, blanket and fifty squishmallows 😊
"You dressed up for me too"
Me: wearing the shirt I just dyed my hair in, an old pair of shorts, and drinking zero sugar sprite😅
Kris: "Oooh looks like you dresses up for me too!"
Me: *wearing the same pajamas I have been for 3 days, laying in bed looking down at my laptop with my double chin*
Same
Lolollololooll sameeee
love how when ever kris talks the subtitle says [music]
i think it means kris has a perfect voice straight from heaven
the Consonance of names and characters that kris gives to random people though...😂😂
Red lipstick looks great on you❣️
I watched this during school in my free time and it’s a quiet class… so trying not to laugh so freaking hard was impossible 😂😂
Love the content kris
If it was me in that situation, i would have laughed SO loud!!!
Kris always seems to put a smile on my face no matter what time of day it is. Love the vids and Happy New Year!!! ❤️
@@jannie4303 uhm this is the wendys drive thru
When she complimented us and says "i know you're on the toilet" i lost my mind ! Kris are you psychic
Kris-“ you look real snazzy rn”
Me- having a tissue up my nose and in my pajamas 😭
I love whenever she posts🥰
And the little compliments she gives in the start of the videos🥺
She’s an angel! I’m so honored that I’ve been here since the start🙏🏼
Happy new year Kris❤️2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣
Getting my merch soon🥰
kris is probably the most honest and ✨abstinent✨ person ever - thats why she is amazing 💕💕
Kris-"You dressed up for me "
Me- Sure, (me in sweat pants and a huge t shirt with "brushed hair")
"You dressed for me, you lookin' a little snazzy right now"
Me wearing an oversized pink Miami shirt and white shorts with cats on them: *o-ok, thanks*
The videos are hilarious, but Kris's commentary is what gets me laughing my ass off. Well, hopefully not ALL of it. I mean, I'm abstinent.
I died laughing when the mom just dragged the kid on the field for the hunt , the kid is just staying still and collecting and the mom is like "WE'RE NOT LOSING THIS BILLY!" that dedication is the kind that should be taught for all kids. PS:if your reading this Happy Belated New Year!!
Same to you Billy
"And he never trusted anyone again..."
Imagine trusting anyone or anything in the first place. IMAGINE
Kris singing not the Mac ‘n cheese is officially my new ringtone
Just tested positive for covid on New Years day (some way to start the year lol) I'll have to miss my first week of school, but watching Kris made me feel really happyand put a smile on my face :) Love you Kris
@Mimzy_star Haha true lol and I don't get shouted at for staying in bed lol
I love that Kris has become the UA-camr that I go to when I am having anxiety and stress overload, thank you Kris for being you :)
Did anybody else expect Kris to start singing I Will Remember You when the mac and cheese fell down?? 😂😂😂
12:06
I laughed so hard at this and I'm so befuzzled lol. Why did she randomly stop, turn, and head straight for the cow poo.
It even looks like she looked down, saw it, and still went for it. Oh man, Caroline! 😅
Chris: "I see that you dressed up for me too"
Me: in a damn hospital gown
I'm sure we can all agree that Kris has the best energy ever !!!❤️
Kris: You dressed up for me, you look real snazzy.
Me who is wearing an oversized hoodie stuffing my face full of lays chips: Thanks
Ok but did anyone else notice that at 5:02 the sunglasses just beautifully landed on her face making it look like “nothing happened” or “I’m fine, I’m fine”😂😂
“NoT tHe MaC aNd CheEsE” had me dying 😂
5:00 Kris the amount of ways you broke bones we can't keep track anymore
Kris: I know you’re on the toilet…
I’ve never been more called out in the morning 😂😅😢
The fact that Poledance came right after riding (I do both xD) was kinda hilarious xD And yes, my own pole fell down like twice (you have to constantly remember to check that it's fine), but I was lucky, it only happened, when I wanted to start xD
I have been in dark place and feeling like the world doesn't have anything to offer, but your videos just make me so happy and joyfull and you seem like a person that anyone could be friends with
I always like the video before watching it because... I already know I'm gonna like it lol also, I laughed SO HARD at the mom dragging her kid around at the Easter egg hunt.... that would be me as a mother, which is probably why it's a good thing I can't have kids 🤣 love your content kris!!
Sitting here in my sweats stuffing my face with chips and getting complimented by this absolute knockout never ceases to feel good 😂🖤
Kris, no! You can't drink vodka when you're absinthence, only absinthe!
3:22 a moment of silence for our fallen soldier
Can We Just Take A Minute To Appreciate That Kris Always Says Positive And Kind Things At The Beginning Of Her Videos To Make Her Subscribers Feel Good About Them Self.
“You dressed up for me”
Yes I’m in my pj’s sipping coffee at night❤
KallmeKris:"I see you've also dressed up for me"
Me:*Has a big OVERSIZED fluffly hoodie and sweatpants and looks like i came from a horror film* "Well, I think so?"
Always a great day when Kris shows up. Even better as the first day of the year. Thank you. Hope you had a chill and relaxing new years eve. stay frosty Elsa 😘
You trying to talk about a pogo stick without laughing, pretty much sums me up entirely 🤣
all we know is kris likes to be lifted and thrown, likes to have a fun time with bearded men, likes to be taken care of and HATES balloons
“You dressed up for me!”
**literally in my pjs**
13:53 is the funniest one. Kris you should do that one as a UA-cam short
I love the fact that almost all off kris's fan's were probably "dressed up" in blankets pjs and general comfort, honestly the best way to enjoy a kmk video 😂🥰
LMAO.... I love that Kris noticed the guy in the speedo.... but not the naked man behind him 🤣
This video reminds me of a job I did years ago recycling old computers, we had a bunch of trainees and we decided to show them a demonstration of DOS so I knelt on the desk while they gathered around to see the screen as I showed them what it was like before windows. After I finished I jumped back off the desk, only someone pushed an office chair behind me, the chair went one way, I went the other, my boss ruined his underwear thinking he was going to have a dead body on his hands... Then 20 years of aikido kicked in, I tucked rolled hopped up and landed sitting on the desk behind me arms folded acting all cool while everyone was staring jaws on the floor...
Truth it was pure freaking fluke and I probably won't do it again if I tried a thousand times
0:29 me just sitting on my couch in my Pajamas: Yeah :)
Same
Well Kinda I’m sitting on my floor in a oodie and pjs lol
Kris is one of the few people that can still make me laugh...thank you for making these videos, keep doing what you do! ❤️
Guess we have a jelly bean fan
OMG kris! You look BOOTIFUL!!!!! I love how Kirs never fails to make me smile and laugh, I love her brocken humor! LUV YA QWEEN
I kn ow right
Kris had a missed opportunity to say that that lady who slipped in shit actually “Ate shit” 😂🤣
Appreciate the laughs Kris. I've had the Omicron varient since Christmas and watching you makes me feel better. Thank you for the laughs and a beautiful smile!
Hope you get better mate
I really hope you come through it ok 🙏
Oof stay safe hope u get better
You guys are very sweet. Thank you for the well wishes! Mostly just feels like a cold for myself. Everyone in my household besides my brother got COVID the day of Christmas. I happen to not have had the worst of it but still lost some sense of taste and smell these last couple of days. It's slowly coming back. Thank you for the kind words!
Get better champ ✌️ covid ain't got nothing on you!
I have recently gotten my mom (in her 60s) into watching Kris' vids and today when we started watching she replied "Hey there honey!" when Kris said hello so that was adorable
"You dressed up for me!"
Yup, pyjamas and everything!
kris: you dressed up for me
me: *just finished puking, is pale as all hell, chilling in a stained hoodie and a pair of random pants* aww you noticed