Fun fact: angels can come back to earth and disguise themselves as humans, take kris for an example: always complimenting us, uploads making us happy. Thanks kris you’re great
I got most of those riddles, but they took me a minute. 😂 Your reactions are gold, Kris. They saved me from feeling quite so uncomfy. I needed these laughs today. My 9yo just tested positive for Covid, and my 6yo is going nuts wanting to get out of the house... 😭 Thank you for making my day better with some uncomfy laughter! 😁😂
🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃 🅾🅽🅻🆈 🅴🅳🅸🆃🅸🅾🅽, 🅳🅾🅽'🆃 🅼🅸🆂🆂 🆃🅾🅳🅰🆈'🆂 🅻🅸🆅🅴 🆂🅴🆇 🅱🆁🅾🅰🅳🅲🅰🆂🆃 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@@brittbratt1103 Good you have found several types of remedies, I'm sad they don't help you so good sometimes. You seem on top of your issue, the beast is just too powerful some days. I'd help if I could, but I'm probably only able to give you my best wishes.
Kris makes me smile every time she posts! I haven’t been feeling to great for the past couple days, but when I see Kris post it brightened my day. Thank you so much Kris! You are awesome!
@@margareth6136 okay, erm, please get off this poor persons comment- my god, you're literally commenting on a UA-cam video (yes maybe not ment exactly for kids) but still, just get lost
When my mom was visiting us in California, we were driving past a field with a bunch of cows in it. My sister said" look at all the bulls and cows.” my dad asked her "how can you tell if it's a bull or not?" My sister said "well bulls have horns and cows don't.” my dad then responded "some cows have horns." I then said "yeah but mom doesn't have horns soooooooh sheesh." It was like a reflex. I didn't even know what I was saying until it was out of my mouth. My mom said to my dad "can we pull over and throw her out the window?" My dad kept driving. And that is the story of how my mom almost murdered me 😀
At the age of 50, I was able to think of both answers to the dirty mind guy’s riddles. Does that mean I am an innocent, that I have a dirty mind or does it just mean I have a dirty mind that I’m REALLY good at hiding? 🤣🤣🤣
I don't think Kris realizes how many laughs she brings into my life ! She takes away my anxiety and depression ! Thank you Kris for making my day brighter ❤️
We need more creators like Kris in this world who compliment you, thank you and make your day better whenever you engage with their content. And I REALLY need a friend like her
I love you. I'm a 50 yr old disabled woman who is always in much pain. When I try to relax I pull up your channel. You make me laugh and I forget about reality for a while. The pain is still there but for just a little while I can focus on something besides it. You are amazing and I'm blessed to have found you. Thank you so much
Solidarity with you, sister. I'm only 22v but I have chronic pain as a result of fibromyalgia and some other health conditions. I'm so sorry you're hurting, wishing you pain free days ahead. And if not pain free, at least manageable 🥺💖💖
I love the fact that Kris spends all this time editing videos and saying nice things about us, and shout out to Jay who has to deal with Kris's chaotic actions
THE RESULTS ARE IN 🎉 ITS OFFICIAL!! Kris is the most attractive, kind, funny women on UA-cam & deserves her own UA-cam plaque that says that! Not only are the men drooling but the women are too! She is the entire package& we all can’t get ENOUGH!!! Thank you Kris! I’m addicted to you& your vids, shorts, tic toks you name it your in it I love it 🥰 thank you!! You brighten my day EVERY DAY!! The Best EVER!! ❤
Idk if I am the only one who is still here because of Kris’s compliments in the beginning of her videos but the beginning of this year because of bullying I almost took my life and kris’s compliments and personality saved me, Kris if you are reading this comment thank you so much for what you did for me and probably others I love your content and I love you in general💛 I hope you have an amazing day today.
my grandma has been in the hospital & recently i’ve had a lot of anxiety and worrying. but watching your videos makes me so happy and forget about things for a little bit. I love you & your videos so much. keep up the great work! You are such an amazing person & we are so alike. we’re both cancers and our personalities are very similar. I love you kris!!
🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃 🅾🅽🅻🆈 🅴🅳🅸🆃🅸🅾🅽, 🅳🅾🅽'🆃 🅼🅸🆂🆂 🆃🅾🅳🅰🆈'🆂 🅻🅸🆅🅴 🆂🅴🆇 🅱🆁🅾🅰🅳🅲🅰🆂🆃 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
She always makes me feel better! I'm having a horrible day and boom! There she is making a video and making me smile! Continue to do you absolute best!!
2:03 I said cucumber. What else would it be? 3:15 I don’t know. 3:23 I don’t know. 7:31 I don’t know 8:54 I couldn’t understand what he said. 11:07 Again, I don’t know. 11:32 I said a candle. 12:03 I said a toothbrush. 12:39 I don’t know.
Kris is literally the perfect person to make me smile when I frown. Today, I had a huge fight with my parents, but after watching this, I am happy again. Thnx!! ♥️Love from me
Vegan teacher is definitely going to have a heart attack when she sees todays sponsor😂🤣 Jokes aside... I truly enjoy watching your videos no matter what they're about. Love u 💛🔥
Coconuts are not soft inside, and it took me a while to figure out what they were doing with the chanterelle (the orange funnel mushroom, not the witches' butter, the globby orange mushroom).
Kris is one of those people who makes people smile and happy even when people have had a bad day. Also my friends and me watch your videos all the time
It’s been a pretty bad afternoon, my mom and dad have been arguing non stop and I’m so happy this came out today! Thanks for the laughs and positivity! It honestly is very much appreciated
Kris has basically a superpower, she makes us smile, laugh, makes our day all at the same! Thank You So Much for making us laugh! you have no idea how many laughs you have added in my life before I started watching you. bye
I can confirm that it is in a Target if you slow down the footage and positive the right time you can see a singular target symbol on the cart you can also tell by the fact that the shelves don't have a weird sticky substance and he is grabbing something that he is not actually purchasing
I've been having a really bad time with life but when I watch kris`s uploads they make me feel better, so thankyou Kris for making us all smile whether we're have a bad day or not ^^
I'm surprised I got the dentist part right. Although Kris and I both failed on the coconut one. Funny how we both thought cat lol. I am definitely going to get my friend to watch this later (she's gonna hate me). Keep up the good work Kris.
Kris you always make everyone smile and I love how you always compliment everyone. Every time you upload i get so much more happier. You are my favourite youtuber ever!
can we all just take a moment to appreciate how hard this woman works to entertain us. also i actually really enjoy the compliments you give us all kris. i hardly ever get any and they make my day tysm💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Thank you kris. You just make our day so special, with your witty responses and cute reactions, and of course the compliments that u give us in the beginning is always very special.😍
Love the video! And I'm stoked to use the sponsorship. I love my carnivorous tendencies. But I hate that messed up way of farming a lot of places still have in place. My husband is going to love this.
Thanx for making my day brighter like always. Those dirty mind riddles were hilarious, I actually figured all of them out except for the coconut one, oddly enough I'm actually allergic to coconut, so it's weird that's the only 1 I missed. I love you Kris!
You know, I’ve been re-watching a lot of your videos, and clicked on the one in which you discuss your battle with mental health; and it rung very true for me. I’ve battled with severe depression for a long time now because of the events of my earlier years, including but not limited to rape, abuse, bullying, assault, even attempted murder, and I’ve lived for a long time keeping a great part of these experiences a total secret from everyone, thinking that it was my burden to carry alone. Revisiting that video brung back so many difficult thoughts, but it also highlighted who helped me get though it so far, and how far I’ve come as a person. Sure, I still have episodes where I truly think it might be best to end it, and be done with it all, but I bounce back when I can distract myself, and these videos are a prime example thereof. Funny, entertaining, just all round a good time to sit and binge for a while. Keep it up!
@@averybarno1447 Well, that’s life I suppose. The worst part was that because I’m a guy, people laughed at me for being raped. That hurt me; as if, because I’m a man, my opinion about it or my experience just isn’t valid. Gotta admit though, the physical scars left behind on my body from all of those experiences at least tell a story of a more interesting childhood and teenage years
@@haywireshadow5821 i am so sorry people are saying that to you because your a guy, dont listen to them because what you went through can happen to anyone
@@averybarno1447 Yeah, I know, thank you. That’s one of the very few things that I truly wish that men weren’t discriminated for. We can be raped too, we have feelings, wants, needs; and we don’t always want sex.
I can't tell you how much I love when kris post it always makes me smile even on bad days especelly rigth now when im in a depression episode💕(you are awesome Kris)
DUUUUDDDEEE So when I was younger I had 3rd period with boy who was... weird... and I remember him sitting at my table, clapping under the table and saying "Petah, oh petah~" And the teachers were so pissed lmaoo
Hope you enjoy the video!! LIKE if you do ❤️☺️ side note: The Vegan teacher is quaking at todays sponsor 😂
I loved it
Alr! And hii!
Im here before this comment 25 seconds ago blows up
Doesn't matter we loved it 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻
I love you krissss ❤️❤️❤️
That’s perfect! I would love to eat a nice juicy burger with an egg and bacon on it right in front of her! 😈
"THIS IS A FAMILY..FRIENDLY CHANNEL..SIR"
Also Kris: **Makes video for dirty minded people**
Ikr lol 😂
lol i was just about to say the same thing
Lmao
yes
i was saying kiwi
😶
Fun fact: angels can come back to earth and disguise themselves as humans, take kris for an example: always complimenting us, uploads making us happy. Thanks kris you’re great
Omg this is the nicest thing ever 😂❤️
I don't know about that. Aren't angels supposed to have pure thoughts and all that? She kind of guessed wrong a lot of times there...
@@SatumangoTheGreat and cussed
@@SatumangoTheGreat overanalyzing 💀🤣
@@elysianblu lol probably, yes :-)
"Get me that fruit"
"Get me that fish"
That man is literally the internet in a nutshell 😭😭
Its a mushroom
😂😂😂
That one guy that starts with the "Sir, SIR!" is now my new favorite tiktokker
Lol same
yes sir
SAME LOL
YESSSSS
I had to pause this video just to look him up. I'm going to be watching him from now on.
I got most of those riddles, but they took me a minute. 😂 Your reactions are gold, Kris. They saved me from feeling quite so uncomfy. I needed these laughs today. My 9yo just tested positive for Covid, and my 6yo is going nuts wanting to get out of the house... 😭 Thank you for making my day better with some uncomfy laughter! 😁😂
i hope they feel better
@@vxncent818 thank you!
I only got two of the riddles, the coconut and toothbrush. I hope your kids are alright.
hope you get better send my good wishes :)
Jesus good luck
My day has been rough with severe anxiety. It may not seem like much, but watching your videos changes my whole day for the better. Thank you Kris!❤
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cutegirls
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Me to
Best wishes for calmer days for you.
Hope you can figure out additional remedies.
Watching Kris helps with a lot of things!
@@kholdanstaalstorm6881 I have tons of coping mechanisms and natural remedies and meds. I just find that some days they don't help as much.
@@brittbratt1103
Good you have found several types of remedies, I'm sad they don't help you so good sometimes.
You seem on top of your issue, the beast is just too powerful some days.
I'd help if I could, but I'm probably only able to give you my best wishes.
P.O.V: You're glad you didn't find Kris earlier because now you have a whole backlog of her videos to watch when you feel down🥺😍
Kris makes me smile every time she posts! I haven’t been feeling to great for the past couple days, but when I see Kris post it brightened my day. Thank you so much Kris! You are awesome!
@@margareth6136 okay, erm, please get off this poor persons comment- my god, you're literally commenting on a UA-cam video (yes maybe not ment exactly for kids) but still, just get lost
@@mebeingme9280 Yeah, it’s just a bot
@@the_real_azhel I know, bit still, it's fricking annoying
@@mebeingme9280 they are other bots in the comments telling you to go to mujin.lol yeah don’t go there at all.
LOVE YOUUU❤️
10:45 she literally said “That’s a CREAM that’s a crime.” like she got dirty minded af right there then had to fix her mistake
When my mom was visiting us in California, we were driving past a field with a bunch of cows in it. My sister said" look at all the bulls and cows.” my dad asked her "how can you tell if it's a bull or not?" My sister said "well bulls have horns and cows don't.” my dad then responded "some cows have horns." I then said "yeah but mom doesn't have horns soooooooh sheesh." It was like a reflex. I didn't even know what I was saying until it was out of my mouth. My mom said to my dad "can we pull over and throw her out the window?" My dad kept driving. And that is the story of how my mom almost murdered me 😀
Omg😂
congratulations you survived 🤣🤣
Lmao😂
fun fact a cow is the species heifer and bull r the genders
Sorry, I don't understand. Should I learn what this means or keep what innocence I have left?
At the age of 50, I was able to think of both answers to the dirty mind guy’s riddles. Does that mean I am an innocent, that I have a dirty mind or does it just mean I have a dirty mind that I’m REALLY good at hiding? 🤣🤣🤣
I'm 14 and I struggled a lot to get my mind off the gutter.
* casually turns dirty mind on and off at will *
Interesting question but you already know the answer 😊
@@zygorrette992 I have the same issue, and im 13.
@@zygorrette992 I have the same issue and I’m 10
I don't think Kris realizes how many laughs she brings into my life ! She takes away my anxiety and depression ! Thank you Kris for making my day brighter ❤️
same do u take meds for depression?
Same I take meds for my depression
I agree I am going through a rough time and as soon as I stared watching this a felt way better keep up the good work kris
cringe on god
YAS QUEEN SAME
We need more creators like Kris in this world who compliment you, thank you and make your day better whenever you engage with their content. And I REALLY need a friend like her
I agree
Don't we all
@@annekevanderend9323 Yes we do
@@annekevanderend9323 yeah 😬
I love you. I'm a 50 yr old disabled woman who is always in much pain. When I try to relax I pull up your channel. You make me laugh and I forget about reality for a while. The pain is still there but for just a little while I can focus on something besides it. You are amazing and I'm blessed to have found you. Thank you so much
Feel better
Protect this woman at all costs
I hope you feel better🤗
Awh you are a precious soul
Solidarity with you, sister. I'm only 22v but I have chronic pain as a result of fibromyalgia and some other health conditions. I'm so sorry you're hurting, wishing you pain free days ahead. And if not pain free, at least manageable 🥺💖💖
I love the fact that Kris spends all this time editing videos and saying nice things about us, and shout out to Jay who has to deal with Kris's chaotic actions
We should all appreciate that every time Kris posts of anything, she make us smile. Make my day and cheering us. Love you all. 😄 😂 😍💖
@@mmbfan what do you mean by “fake”?- it’s a genuine message/comment, I do not understand what is fake about it?
@@NOTACTIVE0999 because comments like this are usually made by bots
@@JazH464 that makes sense, thank you. I was genuinely confused.
yes this is very true
also i got the coconut part right
Smile in a dirty way😈
“You’re my ex you idiot”
Everyone: OHHHHHHH
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie 😂
i didnt understand the whole vid lol
I kinda understand it the whole time
That was hilarious. The only question I immediately knew was the oyster one, only because I worked briefly in a seafood restaurant.
I got the sea food and the cucumber one
Haha I got bowling ball 🎳 right. Not the others. Love u Kris.xx.
I knew all the rest that was the only one I didn’t know lol we’d be a good team 🤝
I got the toothbrush one
THE RESULTS ARE IN 🎉 ITS OFFICIAL!! Kris is the most attractive, kind, funny women on UA-cam & deserves her own UA-cam plaque that says that! Not only are the men drooling but the women are too! She is the entire package& we all can’t get ENOUGH!!! Thank you Kris! I’m addicted to you& your vids, shorts, tic toks you name it your in it I love it 🥰 thank you!! You brighten my day EVERY DAY!! The Best EVER!! ❤
skill issue
Agreed!!!!!!!❤!!!❤!!
Yes true true
She keeps me going as well
Vegan teacher: "If it's not vegan you should not even show it's not vegan!"
Kris: *Advertises butchering animals*
Me: SOLID
humane animal butchering too, am on board
Vegan teacher just got a stroke.
Kris is a f-ing legend
LMFAOOOO
Sold take my money I want I want. Plz send to the uk 🇬🇧. Lol. Xx. Love u Kris.
I’m vegetarian and still loved that 🤣🤣
I love how she gives us a complement every time
We all do lol
I like your user name!!
Watching Kris straight up Blush at some of these is killing me. You just know her editor is going to be like "Yup, that one didn't get monitized"
Idk if I am the only one who is still here because of Kris’s compliments in the beginning of her videos but the beginning of this year because of bullying I almost took my life and kris’s compliments and personality saved me, Kris if you are reading this comment thank you so much for what you did for me and probably others I love your content and I love you in general💛
I hope you have an amazing day today.
Same. Not lying. Small things hit hard.
my grandma has been in the hospital & recently i’ve had a lot of anxiety and worrying. but watching your videos makes me so happy and forget about things for a little bit. I love you & your videos so much. keep up the great work! You are such an amazing person & we are so alike. we’re both cancers and our personalities are very similar. I love you kris!!
hope you and your grandma are ok love
@@kallmekris you should try and banish the bots of your comment section
@@kallmekris thank you so much for the reply!
2:53 is me at 3am finally getting the joke that my friend told me 10 hours ago
I love how good the guy with the riddles was at wording the riddles in a way that makes it harder for those of us who have dirty minds
Yeah I got all of them wrong except this one 12:17
Got Coconut, Cucumber, Dentist and Toothbrush right. Felt like a genius XD
Lol same me the hole time just laugh form kris's face its priceless
I answered all the riddles correctly but will admit that the first thing that came to mind was something dirty 😂😂😂
@@spreadloveandkindness6477 Literally got NONE of them right...I didn't even get one right.
Who else loved that Kris used the word "plethora," in that sponsor shout out? Aaaand, she used it right!!! So awesome!! Love ya, Kris!😘😘😘
2:58
Me: A bowling ball.
....does this make me dirty minded?
Same
I said pop it....
Let’s all appreciate Kris for always making us laugh
Sorry for the bots and I think there having a stroke
She makes my week Everytime I watcha video
🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃 🅾🅽🅻🆈 🅴🅳🅸🆃🅸🅾🅽, 🅳🅾🅽'🆃 🅼🅸🆂🆂 🆃🅾🅳🅰🆈'🆂 🅻🅸🆅🅴 🆂🅴🆇 🅱🆁🅾🅰🅳🅲🅰🆂🆃 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌
cutegirls
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
ua-cam.com/video/bmUepw_NECG/v-deo.html..
i have never tapped on a video so fast❤️
She always makes me feel better! I'm having a horrible day and boom! There she is making a video and making me smile! Continue to do you absolute best!!
3:39 if my partner put me in a situation that awkward and mortifying they would no longer be my partner
Can we appreciate the fact that she always compliment us?, it always make me smile.😊
same
Agreed
HOPE
We should all appreciate that every time Kris posts anything she makes us all smile❤ thanks Kriss you really make my day
YOU should appreciate life , bot
1:30, it's Walmart so skinny dipping in the toilets of the Walmart bathroom is probably normal there
2:03 I said cucumber. What else would it be?
3:15 I don’t know.
3:23 I don’t know.
7:31 I don’t know
8:54 I couldn’t understand what he said.
11:07 Again, I don’t know.
11:32 I said a candle.
12:03 I said a toothbrush.
12:39 I don’t know.
2:36 your facial expressions are just to funny!🤣🤣😂
1:02 that fish is dead and is being taken over by a parasitic eel 🤩
11:43 ok that was perfect
Going back to old videos of Kris’s feels like hosting a reunion with my childhood memories all at once.
I love How she dosen't force people to Subscribe,she doesent clickbait anything,she just tells you "this is What im doing, Enjoy" Luv You Kris❤️❤️❤️❤️
I have anxiety but every time Kris posts my day becomes bright. Thank you Kris for making us smile. Love you.
4:43 I don't know where you're getting your Baker's Dozen at but you might be getting scammed. 😂Amazing video as always!
12 year old person: I want a guy who can throw me around like a ragdoll
Me: so you’re saying you wanna play hot potato
Kris is literally the perfect person to make me smile when I frown. Today, I had a huge fight with my parents, but after watching this, I am happy again. Thnx!! ♥️Love from me
Well, don't I just love that smile. 1:08
Vegan teacher is definitely going to have a heart attack when she sees todays sponsor😂🤣
Jokes aside... I truly enjoy watching your videos no matter what they're about. Love u 💛🔥
Coconuts are not soft inside, and it took me a while to figure out what they were doing with the chanterelle (the orange funnel mushroom, not the witches' butter, the globby orange mushroom).
omg what was it please i need to know
2:00 I was thinking circumference, bc sometimes math can be very difficult.
11:19 it's fooked up 😂 omg I'm dying 🤣 holy moly you're videos are the best 😂
that dude really cat calling... 10:18
It’s how I actually own the “all my friends are dead” book 😂😂😂 fav book fr
I think Kris is one of the most down to earth UA-camrs and when I’m watching your vids I always laugh
*Kris is literally one of the most beautiful people ever on the inside and outside*
Kris: my role model
also Kris: dentists are freaks.
My current job list:
Nurse
Vet
-dentist-
Edit: :0 LOL CHAIN
she didn't say she doesn't like dentists. plenty of people like freaks ... and some of us simply choose to be freaks
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She is the best. And always makes me smile and I hope she keeps smiling thank you so much for being the person I need love you
Kris is one of those people who makes people smile and happy even when people have had a bad day.
Also my friends and me watch your videos all the time
1:56 its the cucumber!
"What is hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside?"
Me: "A kiwi!!"
"AND it starts with a c and ends with a t"
Me: "But... KIWI!"
Same I also thought about a kiwi, because when I think about a coconut it's hard outside and soft inside not hairy
@@trulysiya7860 When I think about coconuts it's "Hard and hairy on the outside and wet inside" I don't relate "soft" to coconuts.
@@justaboy9406 soft is just the inside part
@@trulysiya7860 I dont know if you've ever had a coconut, but the inside stuff is not soft
8:51 THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION.. I CANT GET MY HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER IM SORRY I NEED TO BE DROWNED IN HOLY WATER...💀😭
It’s been a pretty bad afternoon, my mom and dad have been arguing non stop and I’m so happy this came out today! Thanks for the laughs and positivity! It honestly is very much appreciated
7:36 yeah coconut thats what all we thought about at the first time 😅
Ik what they mean but what’s the word?
Kris has basically a superpower, she makes us smile, laugh, makes our day all at the same! Thank You So Much for making us laugh! you have no idea how many laughs you have added in my life before I started watching you. bye
I can confirm that it is in a Target if you slow down the footage and positive the right time you can see a singular target symbol on the cart you can also tell by the fact that the shelves don't have a weird sticky substance and he is grabbing something that he is not actually purchasing
"Bowling ball. Get your minds out of the gutter"
Get your bowling ball out of the gutter too y'all
I love how in every video she makes, she always says something about how we are or how we look and that always makes my day! ❤️
I've been having a really bad time with life but when I watch kris`s uploads they make me feel better, so thankyou Kris for making us all smile whether we're have a bad day or not ^^
4:18 That's an oldie, but a goodie. I remember hearing that one in college 20 years ago (Yes! I'm old!)
My mouth dropped every guy that question thing came up 😂. It was so bad! Thank you for putting a smile on my face Kallmekris!❤
I'm surprised I got the dentist part right. Although Kris and I both failed on the coconut one. Funny how we both thought cat lol. I am definitely going to get my friend to watch this later (she's gonna hate me). Keep up the good work Kris.
I always appreciate you making us smile.
Also with the Walmart bathroom thing... I work at Walmart and people do that more then you would think...
I-
How do you know that
@@DioritePoodle well... When you clean the bathrooms for 2 years you end up finding "Evidence" in the form of latex on the counters... Clearly used...
@@DioritePoodlethe person works at Walmart..
It was a target……..
I've done it in worse places... would not recommend, but I've done it 😅
4:16 ✨Oh my god✨ Famous words from David rose.
4:26 ✨Rodikadodikadodikadou✨
My week has been really tough for me to go through with anxiety and all of it but you posting made it better for me! Thank you kris💙
10:50 u can see it go ⬆️
U nasty lol
Yeah that was fast 😂
Kris you always make everyone smile and I love how you always compliment everyone. Every time you upload i get so much more happier. You are my favourite youtuber ever!
The vegan teacher would not like the sponsor of this video
2:45 I remember this tiktok and i love it ty for showing it lysm
The anxiety couple is the best!
5:00 feel a bit attacked there ngl.
I freaking love this lady, her humor,her voice. Okay enough drooling from me. Much love from Africa Kris. ❤
Slinkback!
Aye nice to see a fellow African who also watches Kris. I'm from Kenya what about you?
drooling? Lmao u fuckin stan
can we all just take a moment to appreciate how hard this woman works to entertain us. also i actually really enjoy the compliments you give us all kris. i hardly ever get any and they make my day tysm💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
11:10
Yea umm seriously where does that guy come up with this??!!!!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:05 the answer was cucumber
Bro I said a sock😭😭😭
Thank you kris. You just make our day so special, with your witty responses and cute reactions, and of course the compliments that u give us in the beginning is always very special.😍
The fact that I was crying and Kris could make me smile with in less than 5 minuts. Love you kris.
10:35
Me:ok,no prob
Her:why do I hear John Cena music?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@gameofspacegaming5477 🙌
I need a 10 hour loop of Kris just making banjo noises.
3:16 Kris, it’s a bowling ball-
Kris:
Me: TOOTHBRUSH, IT'S TOOTHBRUSH, JUST SAY TOOOOOOOTHBRUSH!!
Does an oyster count as sushi? Cause I said sushi
Love the video! And I'm stoked to use the sponsorship. I love my carnivorous tendencies. But I hate that messed up way of farming a lot of places still have in place. My husband is going to love this.
3:07 bro ur so innocent 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love u bro u make me feel special~
Thanx for making my day brighter like always. Those dirty mind riddles were hilarious, I actually figured all of them out except for the coconut one, oddly enough I'm actually allergic to coconut, so it's weird that's the only 1 I missed. I love you Kris!
The vegan teacher watching this😂
Omg lol
I’ve been having a bad couple days, so to see you, really makes my day. I hope you know how happy you make me and so many others Kris
You know, I’ve been re-watching a lot of your videos, and clicked on the one in which you discuss your battle with mental health; and it rung very true for me.
I’ve battled with severe depression for a long time now because of the events of my earlier years, including but not limited to rape, abuse, bullying, assault, even attempted murder, and I’ve lived for a long time keeping a great part of these experiences a total secret from everyone, thinking that it was my burden to carry alone.
Revisiting that video brung back so many difficult thoughts, but it also highlighted who helped me get though it so far, and how far I’ve come as a person. Sure, I still have episodes where I truly think it might be best to end it, and be done with it all, but I bounce back when I can distract myself, and these videos are a prime example thereof. Funny, entertaining, just all round a good time to sit and binge for a while. Keep it up!
Im so sorry you had to go through all of that😥
@@averybarno1447 Well, that’s life I suppose. The worst part was that because I’m a guy, people laughed at me for being raped. That hurt me; as if, because I’m a man, my opinion about it or my experience just isn’t valid.
Gotta admit though, the physical scars left behind on my body from all of those experiences at least tell a story of a more interesting childhood and teenage years
@@haywireshadow5821 i am so sorry people are saying that to you because your a guy, dont listen to them because what you went through can happen to anyone
@@averybarno1447 Yeah, I know, thank you. That’s one of the very few things that I truly wish that men weren’t discriminated for. We can be raped too, we have feelings, wants, needs; and we don’t always want sex.
@@haywireshadow5821 i agree
I can't tell you how much I love when kris post it always makes me smile even on bad days especelly rigth now when im in a depression episode💕(you are awesome Kris)
3:08 Well, that one doesn't work everywhere on the wide world, but you it's guessable.
The queen has uploaded, I love you kris
When you came out as pansexual it meant a lot to me because I am myself and you REALLY inspired me to come out to my parents!
Absolutely love your videos! Can we all just appreciate how relatable she is and her laugh is so contagious!💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
DUUUUDDDEEE
So when I was younger I had 3rd period with boy who was... weird... and I remember him sitting at my table, clapping under the table and saying "Petah, oh petah~" And the teachers were so pissed lmaoo