Star Wars Battlefront 2 but it's slightly offensive

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  • @themaistro3143
    @themaistro3143 5 років тому +4418

    “In order to cure depresssion, you must throw a grenade of oppression”
    -Sun Tzu, 2020

  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice9040 5 років тому +2296

    "You will bow to the First Order!"
    "How many orders are there?"
    At least 66.

    • @Ace_Berlyn
      @Ace_Berlyn 5 років тому +59

      150 if you believe it... I found a page that tells what they all are, but I'm not gonna read all of them... I don't even know if it's true

    • @patrioticjustice9040
      @patrioticjustice9040 5 років тому +9

      Ace Berlyn I was mostly just joking; Order 66.

    • @Ace_Berlyn
      @Ace_Berlyn 5 років тому +5

      @@patrioticjustice9040 I just assumed that... Its very good, but I figured "just in case"

    • @masonharris9166
      @masonharris9166 4 роки тому +10

      @@Ace_Berlyn actually, if the sith troopers are part of the last order, there are atleast 67.

    • @Ace_Berlyn
      @Ace_Berlyn 4 роки тому +1

      @@masonharris9166 what? If this is a joke, it goes right over my head... I know about 150, but I havent read them all yet

  • @iiEco-Ryan3166
    @iiEco-Ryan3166 5 років тому +4723

    "Imagine being 80 years old and fighting space fascists."
    **laughs in Captain Rex**

    • @mccarthb1
      @mccarthb1 4 роки тому +130

      Lol so true Rex probs has PTSD

    • @orionxx9998
      @orionxx9998 4 роки тому +108

      Even though Captain Rex is only about 28 in rebels

    • @thecalmclone2813
      @thecalmclone2813 4 роки тому +122

      Alex Greenaway
      He ages twice as fast

    • @orionxx9998
      @orionxx9998 4 роки тому +24

      Thats what I just said

    • @coledewey3564
      @coledewey3564 4 роки тому +128

      Let’s see: Born 32BBY (ish), Clone Wars starts 22BBY; Rex is currently 10 years lived and 20 physically/mentally, TCW lasts around 3 years leaving Rex either 13 experienced or 26 physical/mental years old, after order 66 and the birth of the Empire he goes into hiding until Rebels S2 for around 16 years leaving him with 29 years of experience and is physically/mentally 58, Rex lives through and has a somewhat significant role in the GCW which lasts for 8 years after his resurfacing leaving him 38 years lived and 76 physically/mentally. We have yet to hear more from him however it is confirmed that he died before the First Order conflict and as such didn’t get to have a rematch with the space fascists as a 60/120 something year old. In conclusion depending on your metric he either fought space fascism as a practically 80 year old or as a adult who had space fascists who he accidentally helped found as his midlife crisis.

  • @MyGamerforlife
    @MyGamerforlife 5 років тому +3149

    "THE GORL. SHE'S HERE."

    • @michelleknapp7928
      @michelleknapp7928 5 років тому +106

      The moment you stabbed me with my own lightsaber I knew we were meant to be.

    • @aundersave
      @aundersave 5 років тому +38

      THE GORL IS HERE

    • @anyavirus4747
      @anyavirus4747 4 роки тому +27

      Pokey Coconut
      The sun is shining in the sky, the gorl is not sight

    • @mccarthb1
      @mccarthb1 4 роки тому +42

      THE GORL SHE I HERE I *sniff sniff* I SMELL HER

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 4 роки тому +6

      Pokey Coconut clearly he was turned on, did you not see the way he looked at her?

  • @JojokimVT
    @JojokimVT 5 років тому +2660

    Disney: Hypes up the Sith troopers
    Also Disney: Don't give them one minute of screen time.

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 5 років тому +178

      This was the same with the Knights and Praetorians

    • @AbrahamEspino1
      @AbrahamEspino1 5 років тому +110

      James Burgess at least the pateoreans had a cool fight scene with Rey/Kylo.

    • @supermysticsonic2
      @supermysticsonic2 5 років тому +30

      @@ItsButterBean1020 Or the imperial royal guards.

    • @JojokimVT
      @JojokimVT 5 років тому +106

      IP Films That just so happens to be one of the worst fight scenes in the Star Wars saga.

    • @supermysticsonic2
      @supermysticsonic2 5 років тому +26

      @@JojokimVT You mean like Ben vs Darth Vader or blind Han vs Boba?

  • @soulreaperrex1390
    @soulreaperrex1390 4 роки тому +758

    Zanny: “Imagine being excited for a trooper who only got 7 seconds of screen time.”
    Boba fett Am I a joke to you?

    • @maul9461
      @maul9461 3 роки тому +36

      Boba got 6 minutes in the OT and about an hour in the Mandalorian

    • @philigma7147
      @philigma7147 3 роки тому +8

      Wow you found the joke.

    • @gavinortega4529
      @gavinortega4529 3 роки тому +3

      *yep.*

    • @blacktemplarbarachel3387
      @blacktemplarbarachel3387 Рік тому +2

      @@maul9461 and a whole series

    • @maul9461
      @maul9461 Рік тому +1

      @@blacktemplarbarachel3387 he wasn’t in it half the time

  • @Cheese-qk1ft
    @Cheese-qk1ft 5 років тому +560

    *Everyone* :i thought you were dead!
    *Zanny Playing Battlefront 2* :Rumors of my death have been.. greatly exaggerated.

    • @Frostwing
      @Frostwing 5 років тому

      help the 14 curse doesn't leave me alone send help

    • @accountname5005
      @accountname5005 5 років тому +1

      You forgot to say in your bio that you are all the sith. Cheers!

    • @JCaleb
      @JCaleb 5 років тому +1

      my lord

  • @PancakePrime16
    @PancakePrime16 5 років тому +1228

    “Why the hell do I hear fortunate son?”
    Jet troopers fly in

  • @Sorrin7274
    @Sorrin7274 4 роки тому +379

    “They’re so bright red they’re so easy to see”
    *Flashbacks to first phase on Crait*
    Me: THEY’RE IN THE WALLS!

  • @Zo4D
    @Zo4D 5 років тому +2322

    “I’m back in Vietnam”
    -Sun Tzu

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 5 років тому +48

      So we back in Vietnam

    • @localtrickster4516
      @localtrickster4516 5 років тому +28

      @@comradekenobi6908 got our rifle swinging from side to side, side side to side

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 5 років тому +22

      @@localtrickster4516 this task is a "guerillaing" one got to kill some farmers side to side, side to side

    • @packwolf445
      @packwolf445 5 років тому +1

      @FairPlay oh fuck

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 5 років тому +13

      @FairPlay total 7.56 round fills your body oh no its the VietCong

  • @WesleyOnorato
    @WesleyOnorato 5 років тому +598

    "step-daddy wait i am coming"
    Zanny first cthulhu of the decade.

    • @ovvenknen1152
      @ovvenknen1152 5 років тому +4

      Wesley Onorato quote*

    • @antoine1647
      @antoine1647 5 років тому

      @Airhawker the fact that he edited it then edited again when you said that cuote is right even though it isn't made me laugh so much

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 5 років тому

      @@ovvenknen1152 cuote*

    • @maddoxchilds3782
      @maddoxchilds3782 5 років тому +1

      quote*

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 5 років тому

      @@maddoxchilds3782 cuote*

  • @JediJack6
    @JediJack6 5 років тому +2653

    "He looks like the name Walter."

    • @britishempire5348
      @britishempire5348 4 роки тому +11

      Well April Fools DAMN ASS

    • @josiahbrown1289
      @josiahbrown1289 4 роки тому +19

      I was playing the game and heard his real voice was like wtf

    • @ShukaHusk
      @ShukaHusk 4 роки тому +1

      *She

    • @atypicalbush9022
      @atypicalbush9022 4 роки тому +5

      ShukaHusk what are you talking about “if you listen to his voice in game you can clearly tell it’s a “he”

    • @ShukaHusk
      @ShukaHusk 4 роки тому

      @@atypicalbush9022 1. The spy doesn't even talk
      2. Look in the visual dictionary

  • @captainmorgan9399
    @captainmorgan9399 5 років тому +338

    "Good job men. We live to fight as slaves in someone else's war another day. "

    • @ssjST4R
      @ssjST4R 5 років тому +9

      Morgan Myer omg 💀 I forgot if it was Solar or Caleb that said it I almost died laughing 😂

    • @theonlyzanny
      @theonlyzanny  5 років тому +44

      @@ssjST4R it was Champ

    • @ssjST4R
      @ssjST4R 5 років тому +13

      @@theonlyzanny oh shit I am a disgrace to the Zan clan :((( I have failed you Zanny, I have failed you.

    • @abdelrahmanamr651
      @abdelrahmanamr651 5 років тому +3

      @@ssjST4R the Chancellor is evil

    • @ssjST4R
      @ssjST4R 5 років тому +1

      the diamond warrior from my point of view, the Jedi are evil 😡

  • @bsgfan1
    @bsgfan1 5 років тому +2782

    Title: “But it’s slightly offensive”
    UA-cam: “Oh, I’m afraid the demonitization will be quite operational when your fans arrive.”

    • @Vladimir_Fedorov27
      @Vladimir_Fedorov27 5 років тому +49

      Zanny: your faith in corporations leave from a mild joke is your weakness UA-cam!
      YT: your faith in monetisation is yours!

    • @7evan
      @7evan 5 років тому +26

      Now Witness the full power of this fully armed and operational monetisation system!

    • @sirbruhthesecond4624
      @sirbruhthesecond4624 5 років тому +2

      That’s great😂

    • @LongNgo-eg4ft
      @LongNgo-eg4ft 5 років тому

      @@Vladimir_Fedorov27
      zanny:heh,faith in yo mama
      Yt:WOT WAS THAT??

    • @ryansrebnack1882
      @ryansrebnack1882 5 років тому +1

      RIP firebird

  • @cooooooler7270
    @cooooooler7270 5 років тому +450

    What you find in the update:
    Space goats with a minigun (op)
    Old alien man with pistol
    Troopers:
    They fly now
    Paint it red

    • @FetchIsPlaying
      @FetchIsPlaying 4 роки тому +13

      Igeu They Fly Now?!

    • @JTube44
      @JTube44 4 роки тому +7

      *WOW THEY MADE IT RED*

    • @fr3sh_vr888
      @fr3sh_vr888 4 роки тому +2

      Its paint it black!

    • @caleblambert1222
      @caleblambert1222 4 роки тому +1

      @@FetchIsPlaying They fly now....

    • @averyniceguy3964
      @averyniceguy3964 4 роки тому

      How Rian Johnson thinks to make the sithtrooper 1 look at a picture of the first order trooper go to the kitchen and find the tomato sauce and VOILA a sith trooper

  • @HomeOfKai
    @HomeOfKai 5 років тому +350

    "Find the nearest Minority and throw it"
    - Sun Tzu

    • @Vladimir_Fedorov27
      @Vladimir_Fedorov27 5 років тому +17

      Imagine if they had those in the Clone Wars... They would be so affective against clunkers ... And also against Grievous, being a trans-clanker.

    • @haydenboisvert7111
      @haydenboisvert7111 5 років тому +4

      DUDE! Not with the hard R

    • @Vladimir_Fedorov27
      @Vladimir_Fedorov27 5 років тому +4

      @@haydenboisvert7111 damn, you're right! Don't worry tho, my "Roomba-2" cleaner-bot gave me a c-word pass)

  • @SpiderEmblem
    @SpiderEmblem 5 років тому +1503

    Zanny: Uploads new Battlefront II video
    Me: “Long have I waited...”

  • @coop_78
    @coop_78 4 роки тому +449

    “Fascism has been defeated by baked aliens wielding miniguns”

  • @Zo4D
    @Zo4D 5 років тому +863

    “Set the black guy on fire”
    -Sun Tzu

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 5 років тому +32

      Obama, Emperor of Mankind

    • @Zo4D
      @Zo4D 5 років тому +2

      Airhawker it’s Tzu

    • @Zo4D
      @Zo4D 5 років тому +4

      Search it up

    • @Zo4D
      @Zo4D 5 років тому +5

      Airhawker it’s pronounced “zoo” but it’s spelled “Tzu”

    • @stubbornwaldemar
      @stubbornwaldemar 5 років тому +2

      @@Zo4D No it's Zoo, like the place for animals. That's named after him.

  • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
    @Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 років тому +296

    "What do you say when someone lies to you on Jakku?"
    *"J'aCcUsE!"*

    • @mobiushelldoctor1423
      @mobiushelldoctor1423 5 років тому +7

      as a French I laughed

    • @brumarius
      @brumarius 5 років тому +2

      @@mobiushelldoctor1423 Je ne m'attendais pas à trouver d'autres français ici

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 5 років тому +2

      @@brumarius moi non plus

    • @accountname5005
      @accountname5005 5 років тому +2

      Baguette croissant merde

    • @aakyi840
      @aakyi840 5 років тому

      Brumarius de même

  • @somerandomboiyt1587
    @somerandomboiyt1587 4 роки тому +212

    I fucking love how he says "Anakin help me" whenever he plays Palatine 😂😂😂

    • @_TripleChanger-Achilles_
      @_TripleChanger-Achilles_ 2 роки тому +9

      and then sometimes tries to run towards him as if Anakin would actually help him

  • @Shinransa
    @Shinransa 5 років тому +434

    "When mistakes are made, throw an oppression grenade"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @JohnDoe-lf7dy
      @JohnDoe-lf7dy 5 років тому +8

      "Burn the Black Guy."
      -KKK Member and Zanny

    • @turkey2143
      @turkey2143 5 років тому +2

      Depression*

    • @sicariusvast9555
      @sicariusvast9555 5 років тому +2

      @@turkey2143 Give the minoritys crippling depression

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 5 років тому +2158

    “Mom?
    Uncle?
    Dad?
    Grandfather??
    *BUT WHERE IS THE GIRL?”*

    • @rowenengele3377
      @rowenengele3377 5 років тому +8

      👏👏👏

    • @FeelMyBirdie
      @FeelMyBirdie 5 років тому +56

      Sniff sniff

    • @romulomendes445
      @romulomendes445 5 років тому +7

      yo we have the same profile picture

    • @rag3kidd771
      @rag3kidd771 5 років тому +2

      Because we didn't watch the video right 😑🙄

    • @inkedseahear
      @inkedseahear 5 років тому +31

      That must be the worst family reunion ever,
      come to think of it isn't Rey now a S-[barfs a lot inside] so she's also part of the awful family reunion? Now Heroes and Villians is just Skywalkers killing each other.

  • @MegaGothrocker
    @MegaGothrocker 4 роки тому +87

    "Mom? Uncle? Dad? Grandfather?"
    For some reason, this broke me XDDDD
    Beautiful family reunion right there XDDDDDDDD

  • @CycloidODO98
    @CycloidODO98 5 років тому +497

    3:33 zanny: "How many Orders are there?"
    Palpatine: 66.

  • @Kcv273
    @Kcv273 5 років тому +575

    nobody:
    Not a single soul in the galaxy:
    Kylo Ren: "tHe GiRl!!!

  • @mannyheffley3538
    @mannyheffley3538 4 роки тому +548

    “NAPALM! I’M BACK IN VIETNAM!!” Is that not one of the funniest parts of the video?

    • @averyniceguy3964
      @averyniceguy3964 4 роки тому +15

      "He looks like the name Walter"

    • @markman6105
      @markman6105 3 роки тому +9

      “There’s too many to oppress!” 9:34

    • @TCGStratagy
      @TCGStratagy 3 роки тому +4

      Nah definitely 'set the black guy on fi-' xD

  • @Marvin-ko4kg
    @Marvin-ko4kg 5 років тому +293

    "They fly now? They fly now!"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @Davidsuth
      @Davidsuth 5 років тому +1

      Well no it’s from the new movie

    • @Davidsuth
      @Davidsuth 5 років тому

      Blue why

  • @hightiergod2182
    @hightiergod2182 5 років тому +201

    Like pervy always said „MORE, GIVE ME MORE“

  • @Ryuk_517
    @Ryuk_517 5 років тому +243

    Imagine being 900 years old and doing flips with a sword... wait, yoda did that.

    • @dixonb.tweenerlegs4225
      @dixonb.tweenerlegs4225 5 років тому +7

      I wonder what Obi-Wan and Vader's excuse in universe excuse was.

    • @sheevpalpatine5123
      @sheevpalpatine5123 3 роки тому +2

      @@dixonb.tweenerlegs4225 they didn't use ataru (the lightsaber form)

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 5 років тому +569

    "Imagine being baked fighting space fascists." Sounds like fun, when do I start?

    • @bandana933
      @bandana933 5 років тому +7

      The Star Wars saga in a nutshell 😂

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 5 років тому +2

      @Skype Pandas Nope, Canadian. My excellent gofer shooting skills might be considered desirable tho.

    • @flintlocktingleberry
      @flintlocktingleberry 5 років тому

      You start by playing battlefront 2

    • @vestige1671
      @vestige1671 5 років тому +1

      I love that the likes are at 420 at the time I’m seeing this.

    • @flintlocktingleberry
      @flintlocktingleberry 5 років тому

      @@vestige1671 lmao they still are

  • @williamrussell7770
    @williamrussell7770 5 років тому +307

    Zanny : *Plays as a Sith Trooper*
    Also Zanny : "There's totally a Sith Trooper right there."

    • @Jedi_Spartan
      @Jedi_Spartan 4 роки тому +6

      3:48 "It's Rey Skywal- ugh... sorry, I couldn't get through it. I was gonna throw up."

    • @eliancruzyanez8521
      @eliancruzyanez8521 4 роки тому

      Thats the trueth there’s totally a sith trooper right there

  • @migueltan1080
    @migueltan1080 5 років тому +176

    Zanny: *PURGES IN HOLY FIRE*
    Me: I surprise for sure, but a welcome one

  • @nunabisness7191
    @nunabisness7191 5 років тому +276

    “Rey Skywalker”
    Kylo: Am I joke to you?

    • @corey.3421
      @corey.3421 5 років тому

      I don't get the joke

    • @dragonknightkx
      @dragonknightkx 5 років тому +7

      If the "you" is Disney, then yes.

    • @9-bitfox
      @9-bitfox 5 років тому +8

      Me: Shut up Kylo, You're a Solowalker lol

    • @nunabisness7191
      @nunabisness7191 5 років тому

      9-BitFox yeah but, you know

    • @johnhorst779
      @johnhorst779 5 років тому

      SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @guts5101
    @guts5101 5 років тому +58

    “In my day kids had more respect”
    “My grandkid keeps saying YEET”
    “I don’t know what it means”

  • @rydalchjustin
    @rydalchjustin 4 роки тому +88

    Sees Zanny using a flamethrower yelling “purge the heretic!!!” and “burn in holy fire!”
    Me.... Ahh I see you’re a man of Grimdark far far future as well.. 😎

  • @SupremeChip5320
    @SupremeChip5320 5 років тому +131

    "Get this little green midget off my grandfather"
    I gotta say this was never a sentence I expected to hear

  • @guilhermesantinisforza7677
    @guilhermesantinisforza7677 5 років тому +136

    "This is for trying to kill me when I was asleep while you were off character"
    Amazing.

  • @oscarrodriguez2457
    @oscarrodriguez2457 5 років тому +30

    2019 Zanny: ONE SHOT, ONE KILL
    2020 Zanny:Onshoonekilll

  • @ronnocenarrik826
    @ronnocenarrik826 5 років тому +765

    “Imagine being hyped for a character that had 6 seconds of screen time”
    The spy that literally had 1 second (i even saw the movie twice to make sure): am i a joke to you?

    • @robertdowneyjrscreaming7641
      @robertdowneyjrscreaming7641 5 років тому +33

      Connor Kirrane yeah i saw him too

    • @jungletrouble8296
      @jungletrouble8296 5 років тому +35

      NICO NICO NIII This just shows how insignificant he was and how much Dice wants to milk the franchise.

    • @SIE3114
      @SIE3114 5 років тому +1

      I think he had a bit more than that

    • @TToska
      @TToska 5 років тому +3

      I didn’t even see him

    • @AidanGrovenor
      @AidanGrovenor 5 років тому +5

      JRV he’s right at the end for literally like a split second

  • @Davidsuth
    @Davidsuth 5 років тому +385

    “Imagine being 80 years old”
    Chewbacca: gwahhhrrrrahhh
    Yoda: joke iam to you

    • @beqbowi7503
      @beqbowi7503 5 років тому +18

      This meme was made by 79 gang

    • @aohu7505
      @aohu7505 5 років тому +3

      @@beqbowi7503 more like 200+ gang but hey you do you boomers

    • @beqbowi7503
      @beqbowi7503 5 років тому +2

      @@aohu7505 dafuq. The gang memes are made from a 'gang' who dont have smt. The 200+ gang would have been also 80 in the past. So it dont make sense.

    • @aohu7505
      @aohu7505 5 років тому

      @@beqbowi7503 bruh you hella dumb if you don't get the joke i was making, or worse yet you do and you do this shit instead of taking the joke

    • @alexcoutsavlis3421
      @alexcoutsavlis3421 5 років тому

      Ao Hu Yoda was 900 when he died, chewbacca 200+ tho

  • @emperormach
    @emperormach 4 роки тому +25

    When Zanny said “Mom, Uncle, Dad, Grandfather.” It cracked me up

  • @Mattropolis97
    @Mattropolis97 5 років тому +509

    “Oppression Grenades say the N word when they explode” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying lmao

    • @OrangeXJam
      @OrangeXJam 4 роки тому +12

      * pewds used an oppression Grenade *

    • @yasmin-lx4kb
      @yasmin-lx4kb 4 роки тому +2

      Iyadx4xReality oh no

    • @chickenfeeet
      @chickenfeeet 4 роки тому +1

      me as austrian just like what ? Isnt that my neighbours countrys hobbies?

    • @Mattropolis97
      @Mattropolis97 4 роки тому

      The SENATE palps What?

    • @chickenfeeet
      @chickenfeeet 4 роки тому

      @@Mattropolis97 my neighbour is German, and the n word is straight out of germany also, fals es dich interresiert, Nicht alle deutsche sind Nazis

  • @Nine-Ball
    @Nine-Ball 5 років тому +114

    Video: "Slightly offensive"
    Me: unfortunately for you, history wont see it that way

  • @danielholm192
    @danielholm192 5 років тому +152

    “Im ready, how bout you?” That hit me too hard man:’(

    • @captainbean9733
      @captainbean9733 5 років тому +6

      Not as hard as the elite stabbing Emile

  • @bferg8304
    @bferg8304 5 років тому +538

    “This is for trying to kill me in my sleep while you were out of character” 😂😂😂
    11:46

    • @P2873
      @P2873 5 років тому +14

      brendan ferguson fuck Rian Johnson!

  • @sevkips
    @sevkips 5 років тому +238

    “Get this little green midget of my grandfather”

  • @slimpantz5134
    @slimpantz5134 5 років тому +29

    Sith trooper: kills Zanny
    Zanny: “please I have grandchildr- *dies* oh that’s totally a Sith trooper”

  • @deltawolf676
    @deltawolf676 5 років тому +247

    Zanny: this gun sucks
    Also Zanny: *continues to miss his shots*

    • @fakeblue8985
      @fakeblue8985 5 років тому +11

      It’s the gun obviously

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 4 роки тому

      This ain’t Apple juice

    • @ShukaHusk
      @ShukaHusk 4 роки тому

      Well IMO the aiming and trajectory really does suck, so I think that's what he meant.

  • @adja8580
    @adja8580 5 років тому +26

    Zanny's humour in a nutshell:
    'Oh my god! It's [Insert iconic character alongside their theme song]'
    I love it.

  • @inkedseahear
    @inkedseahear 5 років тому +37

    *Picks Flametrooper
    INSTANT FLASHBACKS TO YOUR PRIOR SERVICE TO THE EMPEROR IN THE SPACE HULK

  • @rickydodson1539
    @rickydodson1539 5 років тому +552

    Zanny: Titles video slightly offensive.
    Also Zanny: “set the black guy on fire!”
    Me: I think that’s more then “slightly”... but I love it!

    • @turkey2143
      @turkey2143 5 років тому +23

      I'm thankful for zanny being a KKK member

    • @emperorpalpatine1990
      @emperorpalpatine1990 5 років тому +1

      Magic 202 2.0 thankful?

    • @turkey2143
      @turkey2143 5 років тому +28

      @@emperorpalpatine1990 DID I STUTTER

    • @emperorpalpatine1990
      @emperorpalpatine1990 5 років тому

      Magic 202 2.0 I’m confused now

    • @usernamehvx1511
      @usernamehvx1511 5 років тому +5

      Mace windu: I have had it with these offensive UA-camrs in the Senate

  • @Mr.Sax.
    @Mr.Sax. 5 років тому +99

    "This is for trying to kill me on my sleep when you were out of character!"

    • @rinzler8272
      @rinzler8272 5 років тому +4

      Lol still can't believe they wrote that in the film

    • @joeiorio9654
      @joeiorio9654 5 років тому +6

      Rinzler X
      Bro Luke never tried to kill him. Ben thought he was. Luke said “For the briefest moment I thought I could stop it. But all I was left with was shame.”
      Don’t forget he was literally crying while thinking about it. He wasn’t ready to Yeet his ass

    • @octaviocontrerasvalle811
      @octaviocontrerasvalle811 5 років тому

      Joseph Iorio thank you

    • @youraveragediscordmod9911
      @youraveragediscordmod9911 5 років тому +2

      Joseph Iorio yeah sure getting your lightsaber out ready to kill him have you seen the scene he was going to do it

    • @joeiorio9654
      @joeiorio9654 5 років тому +3

      Omega Ultra
      He was literally crying. Remember there were three visions. And it tore him up for YEARS.
      If he was telling Rey that he did nothing wrong I’d be pretty upset. But the WHOLE MOVIE is about him getting over his failure.
      The fact that he was trying to follow his Jedi code and destroy the Sith, which happened to be his nephew, and in the end confronting his entire army to save his family and apologize to the boy who’s life he ruined was the true Jedi thing to do.

  • @nighthawk4744
    @nighthawk4744 5 років тому +17

    7:44 The newest addition to Zanny’s music career.

  • @CaptainCoolzCT-
    @CaptainCoolzCT- 5 років тому +62

    "Find the nearest minority and THROW IT!!"
    I couldn’t hold it in.

  • @LeonardoDaVinci_1452
    @LeonardoDaVinci_1452 5 років тому +51

    “Purge the hieratic!!! Purge them in holy fire!!! Purge! Purge! Purge!”
    - Sun Tzu

    • @mythri7345
      @mythri7345 5 років тому +1

      An Actual Lobster Pervy the Purge Trooper would approve

  • @swaggycheese303
    @swaggycheese303 3 роки тому +4

    I blame Zanny for me having a stroke playing as death troopers, screaming 'Aaaaaawooloowooloo' when playing commando droids, humming Vode An when playing Clone Commandos, and saying, "there's totally a Sith Trooper right there" every time I see a Sith Trooper.

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 5 років тому +84

    What if
    You wanted to go to Heaven
    But God said
    “There’s totally a Sith Trooper there.”

    • @YouForYuh
      @YouForYuh 5 років тому +5

      but god said “they fly now? they fly now.”

  • @grif419
    @grif419 5 років тому +126

    “There’s totally a Sith trooper there”
    - Sun Tzu

  • @danthemanggs8292
    @danthemanggs8292 5 років тому +242

    “But where is the GUUUUUuUuUuuuuRRRrlLLLL” lol 😂 “11:54

    • @Zenykal
      @Zenykal 5 років тому +10

      Obi wan Kenobi , we make great power

    • @mackenziedaye1490
      @mackenziedaye1490 4 роки тому +5

      General Kenobi you are a bold one

    • @danthemanggs8292
      @danthemanggs8292 4 роки тому +4

      General Grievous your move

    • @matthewplancon
      @matthewplancon 4 роки тому +4

      Take your shirt off Kenobi

    • @batmitesolos7097
      @batmitesolos7097 4 роки тому +1

      @@mackenziedaye1490 how are you? Has Dooku been training you in the jedi arts well?

  • @CosmicLeche
    @CosmicLeche 5 років тому +110

    "He looks like the name "Walter.""
    That's a like on this vid from me right there.

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 5 років тому

      "I like fire trucks and moster trucks"

    • @dummy.phat_womprat
      @dummy.phat_womprat 5 років тому

      69 likes

    • @Frostwing
      @Frostwing 5 років тому

      ohno i am the 114th like the curse can never stop send help pls

  • @CAPTAINPRICE79
    @CAPTAINPRICE79 5 років тому +324

    No One:
    Absolutely No One:
    Zanny: *THE GIRL*

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 4 роки тому +1

      *WHERE IS THE GIRL?*

    • @potade2881
      @potade2881 4 роки тому

      GORL... your scent betrays you

  • @wildcard2219
    @wildcard2219 5 років тому +138

    People in the south: "The minorities are rising what do we do Mr. Mayor
    Mayor: "Use the oppression grenades!"

  • @FalonCowboy
    @FalonCowboy 5 років тому +36

    When your playing Dodgeball and the Blind Kid is the last one on the enemy team.
    Me: *palpatine voice* You will pay the price for your lack of Vision

  • @fein_skadr
    @fein_skadr 5 років тому +162

    11:40
    Zanny: "mom, uncle, dad, grandfather"
    me (thinks back): this ist so f cked, why is everyone related

    • @cousinvinny616
      @cousinvinny616 5 років тому +24

      .
      .
      B̤̬̜̝̭̤͉͉̾͗̄̐͛̍̒̃͜͝U͙̰̲̲̇̐̇̏͆̎̾̓͒͢ͅT̡̢̬̲͚̅̉̂̋̃̋͡͝ W̢̢͓̯̙̝̋́̍̄̀H̵̤̞̞̥͖̗͈̯͈͓̓̎̄̒̓̚͘͠͝Ȇ̛͚̙͇̣̓͒̃͋͊̉̅ͅŘ̨͙͙̗͓̻͍̣̬̰̒́̎̾̍̚E̴̢̨͓̯̫͋̿̀͘͞ I̛̩̺̖͈̦̝͕͓̝͒̍̓͜͞S̖̫̞̙͕̤̹̞̘͋͂̔̈́͂͌͆͗ T̴̝̖͍͉̺͒̌̐̅̿̈́͑̐͢͟͠H̨̻̝͈̖̓̓̅̈̏͐̕͘͟͠͡E̵̮͕̯͖̭̟̹̞̞͍͒̑͗͂̕͘͝͠͡ G͉͚̪̙̠͕͑̅̑̕̕Ī̴̧̤͔̭̗͙͍̍̔͂͆͊͜͟͞I̵͇̳͕͗͑̊̍͒̓͟͜ͅĮ̙̜̝̜͋̋̏̉̐̐̓Ŕ̴̨͍͔̖̦̿̑̋͌͑̿͞͠͞L̷̖̪̮̦͇̮̐̔̄̌͑̇͋̌̚̚
      .
      .

    • @fakeblue8985
      @fakeblue8985 5 років тому +8

      Porn be like

    • @darthrevan454
      @darthrevan454 5 років тому +7

      Cause you know, mom and dad have a child, mom has a brother, and dad has his own dad....it kinda makes them related...

    • @fein_skadr
      @fein_skadr 5 років тому +4

      # Zannys Video: Leia flashes the battlefield.

    • @P2873
      @P2873 5 років тому +1

      Luchs HD it’s not fucked up, it’s a family tree you dumb idiot 😂

  • @blanketyt953
    @blanketyt953 Рік тому +3

    Its been 3 years and no oppression grenade in the mail, I am thoroughly unopressed

  • @ChesterCNuts
    @ChesterCNuts 5 років тому +70

    "Where is the girl, Where is Rey? I can smell her feet."

    • @GenuineGrub
      @GenuineGrub 5 років тому +1

      @@specialopssoldier1 🤨

    • @v.shukla4915
      @v.shukla4915 5 років тому +1

      and i can smell that veet

  • @eduardalvarez1339
    @eduardalvarez1339 5 років тому +102

    “May the tears i cried in 2019 lube the cheeks i clap in 2020”-Sun Zoo

  • @thomaswaters812
    @thomaswaters812 4 роки тому +6

    Zanny: shoots twice
    Also zanny: one shot one kill

  • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
    @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 5 років тому +42

    "I'm ready, how bout you!"
    Emile is everyone spirit animal!

  • @Caluben
    @Caluben 5 років тому +99

    Oppressing minorities is trending in UA-cam Gaming. It's times like these that makes me proud to be a swamp man.

  • @fedemona1
    @fedemona1 4 роки тому +5

    11:40 "this is for trying to kill me in my sleep while you were out of character" killed me ahaha

  • @adnancharif9296
    @adnancharif9296 5 років тому +112

    Zanny: "There's totally a Sith trooper right there."
    Colourblind people: What Sith trooper?
    No offence, colourblind people

  • @farscorned233
    @farscorned233 5 років тому +37

    "This is for when you tried to kill me in my sleep while you were out of character!" XD

    • @doctorbr2195
      @doctorbr2195 5 років тому +1

      he only thought of killing him for a paltry second with only the shame and the consequence left.

    • @hazardous8301
      @hazardous8301 5 років тому

      Doctor BR second time I’ve seen you with this dumbass comment. As I said on your other post. He went to his room and ignited his lightsaber. It was far more then just a passing thought.

  • @GD-fi7rm
    @GD-fi7rm 4 роки тому +6

    I got really excited when Zanny started to sing the El Camino song, and then I realized that no one will understand in a battlefront video.

  • @jasonhunter4294
    @jasonhunter4294 5 років тому +30

    Literally no one:
    Zanny: PURGE THEM IN HOLY FIRE!!!

  • @MephilesRider
    @MephilesRider 5 років тому +36

    "Purge the Heretics! Purge them in holy fire!"
    Not only does it work for the fascists but a bit of 'for the Emperor!' never hurt anyone

  • @shannonneedham986
    @shannonneedham986 4 роки тому +15

    12:13
    “Get this little green midget of my GRANDFATHER”
    -Zanny 2020

  • @user-ib6lp4wi3n
    @user-ib6lp4wi3n 5 років тому +64

    “Wow they are red”
    Literally every fans first comment on the with troopers

  • @CT-5736-Bladez
    @CT-5736-Bladez 5 років тому +36

    9:42 I’m going to hell for laughing at that

  • @lukemorgestern8246
    @lukemorgestern8246 5 років тому +7

    7:45 from that moment, zany has achieved the power of country rock
    No seriously he looks badass while singing

  • @nah2481
    @nah2481 5 років тому +20

    Caluben and solar: trying to play
    Zanny: BURN IN THE HOLY FIRE. PURGE THEM

  • @harrisonward3464
    @harrisonward3464 5 років тому +32

    UA-cam is demonetizing videos for no reason.
    Zanny: Stepdaddy I’m coming
    I’m spawning on stepdaddy, uh oh
    *I see now*

  • @Veloziraptor111
    @Veloziraptor111 4 роки тому +3

    These are worth watching just to hear Zanny and crew mock the sequels. In addition to being hilarious.

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 5 років тому +16

    I love how "They fly now?" has become a meme unto its own

  • @shabba8487
    @shabba8487 5 років тому +51

    "Step daddy wait im coming"
    Sun Tzu

  • @maggieverrall3398
    @maggieverrall3398 4 роки тому +4

    “I’m an unstoppable force of NATURE”- Zanny the giant robot 2020

  • @yeeticusyeet3746
    @yeeticusyeet3746 5 років тому +25

    Zanny: it’s slightly offensive
    UA-cam: unfortunately for you history will not see it that way

  • @zachmoser3972
    @zachmoser3972 5 років тому +44

    "imagine being baked fighting space fascists" ... "imagine being 80 and fighting space fascists" .... i enjoyed the vid before it even started

  • @cutler_beckett
    @cutler_beckett 3 роки тому +3

    “Imagine being hyped for a trooper that had like six seconds of screen time.”
    Me whose favorite clone is Commander Bacara: Heh heh, yeah….

  • @BJovanovic1987
    @BJovanovic1987 5 років тому +5

    The Battlefield Vietnam flashbacks are pouring in.
    3:07 LOVE this Joker reference here!
    The Mein Kampf joke had me crying.
    And of course, the TROS bits and pieces.
    Fresh video indeed!

  • @bennyaw2141
    @bennyaw2141 5 років тому +120

    I died he zanny did the Kylo impressions😭
    *”THE GIRL, SHES HERE”*

    • @guccisnek2454
      @guccisnek2454 5 років тому +3

      *_lemme get a good look at your asssss_*

    • @omaroo7969
      @omaroo7969 5 років тому +1

      *BUT WHERE IS THE GIRL?*

    • @majorastorm
      @majorastorm 5 років тому

      THE GORL

    • @turkey2143
      @turkey2143 5 років тому

      *WHERE IS THE GURLLLLL*

  • @Giga-chadzilla
    @Giga-chadzilla Рік тому +2

    ZANNY IT HAS BEEN 3 LONG YEARS AND IM STILL WAITING FOR MY OPPRESIONN GRENADE

  • @roguereaver634
    @roguereaver634 5 років тому +31

    4:01 Finally a Stormtrooper that supports the only true Emperor

  • @survivor686
    @survivor686 5 років тому +34

    0:46 - Ok I have to ask: What the hell is he going to infiltrate with that paint-scheme? A ketchup factory?

    • @Vladimir_Fedorov27
      @Vladimir_Fedorov27 5 років тому +3

      No you know if you send out a platoon of chainsaw troopers first... These guys might come in handy)

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 5 років тому +1

      What do they infiltrate? The Resistance doesn't even have anything that can be infiltrated

  • @Drizzydre-te2ym
    @Drizzydre-te2ym 3 роки тому +1

    Zanny: *in kylos mask* The girl shes here
    Subtitles: The gold shes here.

  • @darrentj8887
    @darrentj8887 5 років тому +24

    Dice: Hey you know that ability that Heavy's have where they pull out a mini-gun and shred all opposition for a short amount of time.
    Players: Oh yeah, the thing everyone uses in capital supremacy. Are you going to change it somehow?
    Dice: Well, we decided to take that mini-gun and give it to a special class as a primary weapon, with an ability to remove weapon overheat
    Players:
    Players:
    Players: But why? Why would you do that?

    • @pauldank3453
      @pauldank3453 5 років тому +4

      And it has no time limit

    • @mr_pineappleaffogus8602
      @mr_pineappleaffogus8602 5 років тому +1

      What...?
      How could you do this? This is outrageous, it's unfair!
      How can you have a mini-gun and not give it weapon overheat?!

    • @darrentj8887
      @darrentj8887 5 років тому

      @@mr_pineappleaffogus8602 No it has overheat, but the middle ability (LB + RB) negates it for a short amount of time. Also the left ability is the same as the artillery sentry(or whatever its called) upgrade for heavy.

    • @mr_pineappleaffogus8602
      @mr_pineappleaffogus8602 5 років тому

      @@darrentj8887 Uh...yeah I knew that. Smh try to make a meme comment and then someone replies trying to take it seriously

  • @hav3n709
    @hav3n709 5 років тому +10

    "Look out! Its Rey Sky.... ugh sorry I couldn't get through it."

  • @Drizzydre-te2ym
    @Drizzydre-te2ym 3 роки тому +1

    When zanny says "young rey for I am all the sith" it comes out "young Ryu I am all the sick"

  • @cowalaboi7216
    @cowalaboi7216 5 років тому +70

    Thanos: I am inevitable
    Tony: and I am iron man
    Rey: I am all the jedi
    Palpitine: I’m the opposite
    Bat man: I’m batman