... Klyden's observation at 1:32 is a true gem, too! "I feel as if I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down!" - I know that, too. Just aroud the corner to happen again, right now, right here, right this.
400 year old cigarettes and baseball caps look like they came right off the production line. Whoever sealed that time capsule in 2015 did a hell of a job!
Or instead of calming down, they get irrationally aggressive and they get addicted to that too 😂 like punching through walls because it looked at them funny
@@thevictorianconservative1093 You feel attacked? Offended? Sorry. Just saying, weed doesn’t turn people into hopped up junkies looking for another fix.
@@imjustadog1897 are you illiterate? Where are you getting any of this? I’m not offended, I just don’t understand where any of this is coming from. I mentioned nothing about the state of weed in real life. Just positing a possible story plot
NGL the quote "I feel like i've been standing my whole life and I've just sat down" Would have been a great slogan for cigarette company in the 60's when they didn't give a fuck and were in full swing.
Indeed. When this show was advertised as a "Star Trek" parody created by Seth MacFarlane, I expected it be stupid humor similar to "Family Guy". When the show premiered, it presented intriguing storyline, good characters, scoring, and jokes that were natural. The music, set, and general feel of the show captured the feeling of Star Trek while all of the CBS creations betray the optimism of humanity at its best portrayed by previous Star Trek shows. STD storylines are not fleshed out, it has unlikable characters, and has a feeling of darkness presented by both the crew and dark lighting in the ship. STD tries to compensate using eye candy with special effects to cover up the dreary mess of show CBS created.
I like how in Star Trek the booze they drink is some kind of ersatz synthetic version that doesn't get you drunk and the replicators would not create cigarettes if you asked because they're not allowed to manifest poison, but on The Orville the booze they drink is definitely very real and the synthesizers don't give a fuck what you ask them to make, they'll do it. Orville is definitely a less square version of the Trek universe.
The booze is actually regulated. Regular synthesizers on crew quarters with children cannot synthesize booze. I know it was touched in a episode in season 1
I'm rather sure that synthesizers on board the ships are prohibited from making hardcore drugs, but since in their case, with smoking being effectively rendered extinct for centuries & most people in modern times don't even know what cigarettes are, & that ciggies ain't hardcore to begin with, they would have just had cigarettes scanned & uploaded to the material database. well... after what happened with those two, i'm sure ciggies would be outright banned from the ship...
It's incredible that something this hilarious was backdropped into one of the saddest episodes of television I've ever watched. I hope this show lasts forever.
That killed me till I realized that's only 10 king sized packs in Canada. That used to last me 10 days. Now a pack 3-4 almost done quiting my way. Now the pot I smoke that I simi can't.... It is a prescription after all. Lol
I got really fucking high and just kept watching the clip of him saving, give me 500 cigarettes for like 5 hours and it was the funniest shit to me ever
Most people smoke to cope with stress and anxiety/ depression. In Star Trek on earth at least thanks to the culture and lack of work for income to survive economy, a lot of those stressors we have today are non existent for them
@@fledbeast5783 That's a good point. Do people still drink coffee daily in the Star Trek universe? I know they still drink alcohol at least occasionally.
Worf's idea of having fun is getting himself stunned by painsticks to commemorate his ascension ceremony. Bortus and Klyden's idea of fun involves them discovering 20th century Earth's bad habits and reenacting them 😄🖖
It makes perfect sense scientifically too. From what I understand, a phaser in Star Trek or Orville is basically just a crazy high voltage in-car cigarette lighter that can also propel the energy it creates (at least I think that’s how it works). Only difference is it creates pure energy rather than just heating a solid, which I don’t think would have a huge effect on it’s capabilities as a lighter, since energy is energy regardless whether it’s from a solid source or a purely subatomic one. But yeah, can’t wait until I’m 80 and I’m using military grade firearms to light my cigs lol
Oww, they've cut out the part, where Bortus and Klayden were hiding cigarettes in every corner of apartment. Almost fall off the chair, when he opened the pillow and only pillow case remained.
Even in 2015 that would get you weird looks LOL, in this episode they should've had the candy ones, that would've stirred the pot - if it was bad for adults to smoke, why convince children to?
For people wondering there are a movie prop cigarette that has zero nicotine and has extra strength filters and flavors as well they still do the same amount of damage a regular cigarette dose but without anything to get you addicted
They aren’t supposed to be used as regular cigarettes because the smok down to your lunches can still do damaged, so the way those movie prop cigarettes is supposed to be smoked is through not inhaling but just put the smoke in your mouth on the check sides they blow out again
"I feel as if I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down." Yes, that is why people have cigarette breaks. Sometimes your work sucks so much or is so busy you need to use cigarettes as an excuse just to get a moment's rest.
doctor: "it's going to take me a couple hours, maybe a day and i'll completely reverse your addiction and damage from smoking with our space age future technology" those guys: "so we are ok to keep smoking right? since there will be no consequences and we will feel better?" doctor: "no, of course not. suffer pointlessly"
There's something just so amazing about the determination with which he said
"F I V E H U N D R E D C I G A R E T T E S"
... Klyden's observation at 1:32 is a true gem, too! "I feel as if I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down!" - I know that, too. Just aroud the corner to happen again, right now, right here, right this.
*F I V E H U N D R E D C I G A R E T T E S*
It is enough to let u have lung cancer 😂
that moment when you reach duty free in the airport
@@generalpeeps duty free be like: "cigarettes, alcohol, and perfume, everything a man needs to live"
Should've gone for 1k 😂
Anyone went to search for this when they got a youtube shorts ?
Edit: All hail youtube algorithm
yep me LOL
Exactly 😂😂
All hail the algorithm🤷♂️
Yup
Me
That fact that they never had cigarettes so they didn't have a non-smoking policy on the bridge made me laugh so hard
Welcome to the Future.
Smoking is probably not a thing in the future.
"We must have more."
"Five hundred cigarettes."
That escalated quickly. 😂
Well, that's Moclans for you. They are as intense as they are tough.
400 year old cigarettes and baseball caps look like they came right off the production line. Whoever sealed that time capsule in 2015 did a hell of a job!
All right let's get this onto a tray.
Nice.
@@Janine.Najarianidk what’s better, the idea of Steve’s descendants continuing his legacy or him freezing himself to taste aged modern MREs
Now they need to do one where the Moclans discover marijuana. Just Imagine the trips they would experience.
Or instead of calming down, they get irrationally aggressive and they get addicted to that too 😂 like punching through walls because it looked at them funny
@@thevictorianconservative1093 Weed is nowhere near as addictive as cigarettes. Going without marijuana doesn’t make anyone aggressive.
@@imjustadog1897 bro... it was a joke, they are aliens who literally have a different physiology....
@@thevictorianconservative1093 You feel attacked? Offended? Sorry. Just saying, weed doesn’t turn people into hopped up junkies looking for another fix.
@@imjustadog1897 are you illiterate? Where are you getting any of this? I’m not offended, I just don’t understand where any of this is coming from. I mentioned nothing about the state of weed in real life. Just positing a possible story plot
“I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I’ve just sat down”😂That’s it he nailed it!
“500 cigarettes”
The last thing I ever heard my father say.
before he went to go get milk?
Next episode: "Synthesizer, 20g of crack cocaine"
😂 synthesizer, 10 Xanax and a 1/8th of scag to come down please
Wait until they find out about marijuana
“Synthesizer, 100 grams of high potency meth.”
1:32" It feels as if I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down."
How is this not a tagline for a cigarette company already lol
They can't legally have them I guess
nothing is cooler than an extraterrestrial species smoking a cigarette
As a smoker who quit a year ago, that quote on 1:32 is just INSANE
Good shit man
I don't know why, but the idea of aliens smoking is just incredibly funny
the worm aliens from Men in black were also nicotine addicts
It kinda goes hard to imagine an alien smoking.
@@Yamaneko81 didnt they smoke weed?
"I feel like I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down!"
such is the power of cigarettes
The tingles! Do you feel them?
I do!
Bortus is obviously a smoker. You can’t hide the little habits he has the way he lights and holds the cigarette
I think both of them are. Well the actors are actual smokers at least.
For example 1:36 is a very subtle one, but you can see that look and no talk in smokers. It's a vibe look.
Yeah I was thinking the same, he was lighting it and holding it like he did it for years! Too comfortable for a newbie
This or, as good actors they did their research on posture and mannerisms.
"It's like I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down" 🤣 ..."500 cigarettes" - shit had me rollin!
Bortus has the perfect voice to be in a cigarette commercial. And I do admit he looks badass smoking that cigarette in a chair
Well at least he brought his ashtray to the bridge.
NGL the quote "I feel like i've been standing my whole life and I've just sat down" Would have been a great slogan for cigarette company in the 60's when they didn't give a fuck and were in full swing.
100%
"I feel as if I've been standing my whole life and I just sat down!" What a perfect way to describe the effect of nicotine lol
Is it just me or is Orville more Star Trek than the new Star treks? Hahahaha!
Exactly.
@@langbo9999 With Star Trek gone, we're all looking to The Orville now.
I was actually convinced it was for a while there.
They should have gotten Seth to direct discovery and Picard (I haven’t seen Picard but I heard it’s not that good)
Indeed. When this show was advertised as a "Star Trek" parody created by Seth MacFarlane, I expected it be stupid humor similar to "Family Guy". When the show premiered, it presented intriguing storyline, good characters, scoring, and jokes that were natural. The music, set, and general feel of the show captured the feeling of Star Trek while all of the CBS creations betray the optimism of humanity at its best portrayed by previous Star Trek shows. STD storylines are not fleshed out, it has unlikable characters, and has a feeling of darkness presented by both the crew and dark lighting in the ship. STD tries to compensate using eye candy with special effects to cover up the dreary mess of show CBS created.
“I feel as I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down” line is very tempting 💀
I like how in Star Trek the booze they drink is some kind of ersatz synthetic version that doesn't get you drunk and the replicators would not create cigarettes if you asked because they're not allowed to manifest poison, but on The Orville the booze they drink is definitely very real and the synthesizers don't give a fuck what you ask them to make, they'll do it. Orville is definitely a less square version of the Trek universe.
The booze is actually regulated. Regular synthesizers on crew quarters with children cannot synthesize booze. I know it was touched in a episode in season 1
@@braincell4536 they made a weed brownie
@@Tevin-MK considering weed is safe and a mild drug compared to alcohol
yeah the whole concept of them building a universal limitation on something like that makes no sense.
I'm rather sure that synthesizers on board the ships are prohibited from making hardcore drugs, but since in their case, with smoking being effectively rendered extinct for centuries & most people in modern times don't even know what cigarettes are, & that ciggies ain't hardcore to begin with, they would have just had cigarettes scanned & uploaded to the material database. well... after what happened with those two, i'm sure ciggies would be outright banned from the ship...
I love how he just flat out eats the cigarette without knowing how to use it correctly 😂 😭
yep
I mean you have to figure that that's what the earliest consumers of tobacco did before they had the notion of lighting it on fire
"I feel like ive been standing my whole life and i just sat down" describes the exact feeling smoking gives 👌👌👌👌
I cry laughing every time i replay that line! 🤣
preparing for the daily work shift : _1:45_
"I feel like I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down" this this is why smokers smoke
Lol
Kills me every time he says 500 cigarettes
It kills him too
@@blackoutninja4793 Cigarettes do not kill Moclans
@@chemicalspore ok, but is no one going to mention how they lit the first one with a side arm?
It's incredible that something this hilarious was backdropped into one of the saddest episodes of television I've ever watched. I hope this show lasts forever.
Back on cable now somewhere
Just knew about cigarettes, proceed to hold them with two finger like they already knew how to hold cigarettes.
It comes natural.
@@ChrisRedfield-- Very Natural indeed
"500 cigarettes" 😂😂😂😂😂
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@@langbo9999 that's a lot of cigarettes!
That’s 418 cigarettes
Computer be like please specify brand, please specific menthol, or non menthol, please specify light or full flavor, please specify size King or 100's
That killed me till I realized that's only 10 king sized packs in Canada. That used to last me 10 days. Now a pack 3-4 almost done quiting my way. Now the pot I smoke that I simi can't.... It is a prescription after all. Lol
1:46 “🤖FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETTES🤖”
The sitting down metaphor made so much sense
It's crazy isn't it
They cut out the part where it is mentioned they like cigarettes so much because it reminds them of the polluted atmosphere of their home planet.
As a former smoker (5 years since last cigarette) I can really appreciate this depiction of the best and the worst smoking has to offer.
thatsthejoke.jpg
props on hopping off the wagon, shit takes strength
@@wontonschannel In my case it took His strength more than mine. All I can take credit for is making the choice to trust Him.
@@thewatcher9545 yeah we know, it's a pretty common addiction............ . .....
Good job buddy
- 2 weeks later -
"20 packs of weed"
hell yeah XD
"1 pound of coke"
Weed is nasty
@@Eric0225 “50 injections of black tar heroin”
Gay aliens smoking cigarettes in space - gotta love it.
Would they be considered gay if there are no females in their species?
@@Judo593Supergay.
There are females though@@Judo593
@@iwatchstuffs7933Not really on the Moclan home-world, they’re persecuted and forced into “corrective” surgery.
"500 cigarettes" 🚬🗿
Man you are sucking the wrong end
Let’s all be thankful it’s a American Time Capsule and not a Colombian Time Capsule
"What happens if you don't have a cigarette for a half-hour?"
"I don't know. That's not a timescale I work at."
Wait a minute. I counted those cigs. There's only 480, not 500!
The system is rigged
@@beanholder3634 Ah, I think I was talking aloud while siri was going. I started to respond and got sidetracked lol. Deleted the comment lol.
@@TrillShatner lmao
Stupid computer, can't do maths
Did you really?
It makes sense why they got addicted to cigarettes when you realize what planet they grew up on.
What’s that mean
@@hotspot131638837 Their home world is completely covered in weapons factories, that constantly put out smoke. It’s like living in Kanpur.
Or the Khyber Pass
"What happens if you don't have a cigarette for more than half an hour?"
"I do not know."
I got really fucking high and just kept watching the clip of him saving, give me 500 cigarettes for like 5 hours and it was the funniest shit to me ever
Thank you for this story, Jesus.
Now can u give us 500 cigarettes? Preferably Lucky Strikes
I love how they’re just pro smokers instantly 💀
2:30
**Brian walks into a room full of smoke**
**Two Aliens smoking**
Brian: OH MY GOD
“I feel as if I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down”
That it, that is so the feeling
"Nobody in earth has smoked for hundreds of years"
That is the most unbelievable thing about this entire show
Maybe the replacement is far better than the old methods 😅
@@darksider2903Defiently.
Culture changes time-to-time.
So it's entirely possible.
Most people smoke to cope with stress and anxiety/ depression. In Star Trek on earth at least thanks to the culture and lack of work for income to survive economy, a lot of those stressors we have today are non existent for them
I mean so far the anti-smoking campaign has been successful.
... I mean yeah people have moved on to vapes but that's not smoke, right? 😅
There was no need to quit when the doctor was working on a cure already.
The 500 cigarettes delivery gets me everytime.
Every ex smoker feels their wonder
FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETTES
1:46 “500 cigarettes.” 😂
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@@bicu5621 thats 71 🤣 you need about 420 more. Give or take 9
That's 2.5 cartons of smokes
@@startenderspacebar 🤣
Bortus immediately knew how to hold it between his fingers and everything.
He studied old movies of the 20th century.
I mean... it makes so much sense to hold it that I've seen people who never smoked before hold it instinctively between his fingers.
love how he already has the technique down
I love the implication that people stopped smoking cigarettes when they found a cure for cancer.
Highly doubt it
In reality prtty sure all ppl would be smoking like chimneys 24/7
@@jefry8393 That's why I find it funny.
Pretty sure it more along the lines of they have med to cure addiction for HUMANS but not aliens or at-least that what’s implied
It’s more cigarettes are meant to be an escape from suffering, but star trek has a utopian earth, so there’s no need to
@@fledbeast5783 That's a good point. Do people still drink coffee daily in the Star Trek universe? I know they still drink alcohol at least occasionally.
He used a laser pistol to light a cigarette. Crazy.
Bortus sitting there with the cig in his mouth is gangster af.....lol
I love how they put the jackfruit on the table with some blue dyed creams sprayed on top and pretend it was some alien food 😂 4:16
I'm sorry to say, folks. That is not 500 cigarettes... that is 463
Now that's dedication
That's how skynet start's.
1st less cigarette.
Then hacks vacuum cleaner
toilet, clock alarm ⏰.
These two are experienced first timers
Frrr they hitting ghosts and french inhales😭😭
Didn't even cough 😭😭
The withdrawal scene lmao
I know it had me dying
If you can just curr cancer instantly im pretty sure cigarettes are not an issue. 500 more please!
Who knows probably a pandemic in the tabaco plant wipe them out.
Dude these folk lay eggs. Be happy it took like a day to figure it out for them. Thats smart. Dumb comments like this make me buy another pack.
The Orville was more Star Trek than Star Trek these days.
These 2 single handedly revived the Indoor Clean Air Act hundreds of years after it was forgotten with only a carton and a half of cigarettes. 🤢
I love how it goes straight from 2-500 no in-between full pedal to the metal
'five hundred cigarettes' cracks me up every time
As a former smoker, this is hard to watch... but damn was it a great laugh!
Exactly what I was thinking its been 15 years since my last one dammit I want one now.
@@tbjtbj4786 Stay Strong! 🦾
This is the fucking funniest Orville I have ever seen. I keep picturing Worf doing this shit, and it's magnificent.
Well he does drink prune juice,beliving it to be a warriors beverage
@@robertbaxter7649 He also drank too much Romulan ale during Riker and Troi wedding 😃
Worf's idea of having fun is getting himself stunned by painsticks to commemorate his ascension ceremony. Bortus and Klyden's idea of fun involves them discovering 20th century Earth's bad habits and reenacting them 😄🖖
I love how it goes from 1 to 2 to 500 cigarettes in like 30 seconds ahahaha
The ability to randomly generate cigarettes at will is something i desperately need.
What is it, Bortus?
It is called a 'mushroom'. This one IS food.
I met a mushroom called bortus once high on mushies
👉🏿FIVE. HUNDRED. MUSH-ROOMS
1:19 would be a sick poster
Honestly, I couldn't agree more 😂
I'm going to screencap that scene, print it out just to make that a reality.
Shit man you're right
It’s funny how you can tell which one of them actually smokes
@EldernerryMaster that’s the one bro
1:16 I think the fact their phaser pistol can be used as a lighter is an awesome feature.
It makes perfect sense scientifically too. From what I understand, a phaser in Star Trek or Orville is basically just a crazy high voltage in-car cigarette lighter that can also propel the energy it creates (at least I think that’s how it works). Only difference is it creates pure energy rather than just heating a solid, which I don’t think would have a huge effect on it’s capabilities as a lighter, since energy is energy regardless whether it’s from a solid source or a purely subatomic one.
But yeah, can’t wait until I’m 80 and I’m using military grade firearms to light my cigs lol
@@tylerbeaumont yeah, too bad Star Wars blasters can't be used as a lighter.
@@Stuingtion just shoot and use the heat from the gun, you can do it irl too with normal propellants guns if you fire enough rounds (20-30)
Or just remove the bullet from a round and effectively you made a powder charge which will likely ignite anything in its way
@@nmspy I hadn't thought of that. But I could see it working.
Don't let this guy's close to Weed.
5 days later: "What do you mean the whole ship is out of food!!!?"
Congratulations to the Moclan couple for overcoming their addiction 👍
Bortus: *MY GOD, ARE YOU STILL TALKING?*
Oww, they've cut out the part, where Bortus and Klayden were hiding cigarettes in every corner of apartment. Almost fall off the chair, when he opened the pillow and only pillow case remained.
Just saw the episode finally the other night. The pillow forced me to pause, so I could cauch my breath and stop the tears.
I love seeing Bortus at the Conn with cigarette in his mouth. It's so funny. If only he still had the mustache.
That would have been perfect haha
Quitting smoking isn't hard at all. I quit 3 times just today
This is the best cigarette ad I’ve ever seen😂
I choked in laughter when Klyden ate the cigarette and Bortus looked at him like wtf
Even in 2015 that would get you weird looks LOL, in this episode they should've had the candy ones, that would've stirred the pot - if it was bad for adults to smoke, why convince children to?
I will do that the next time I see some one smoking near me
For people wondering there are a movie prop cigarette that has zero nicotine and has extra strength filters and flavors as well they still do the same amount of damage a regular cigarette dose but without anything to get you addicted
I would indulge in these.
They aren’t supposed to be used as regular cigarettes because the smok down to your lunches can still do damaged, so the way those movie prop cigarettes is supposed to be smoked is through not inhaling but just put the smoke in your mouth on the check sides they blow out again
Brand Name Is Honeywise
HEARING SETH DOING THE BRIAN VOICE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
His normal voice lol.
“Five hundred cigarettes” 🗿
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
'what happens if you dont have a cigarette for a half hour?'
'i do not know' lol
Bortis and Klyden, along with their full ashtrays remind me of my parents.
"DAMMIT! I want to smoke on the set but it's not allowed! How can I change this?"
"Hear me out"
The feeling: I feel like i have been standing my entire life and I just sat down 🚬
Never heard such a great description of the feeling
That escalated quickly when he said 500 cigarettes 😂
They could've just kept smoking until the injection was done lmao
"I feel as if I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down."
Yes, that is why people have cigarette breaks. Sometimes your work sucks so much or is so busy you need to use cigarettes as an excuse just to get a moment's rest.
And in some jobs (like the restaurant industry), it's the only way to get a break and wind down for a few minutes.
I absolutely love how Minecraft on the 360 is considered an amazing discovery
Feel like I have been standing my entire life and I just set down..😂😂😂😂😂
Look at all of those show sponsors, laid out nicely on the table.
I only recently discovered The Orville. I love it, but the 500 cigarettes line nearly killed me.
Started with 2 then 500 that escalated fast.
most scifi fans want lightsabers or a time machine, i want a computer that can do this: 1:46
Fuck around and ask for 500 grams of meth
"two goth baddies with thick thighs"
@@shady8273 he gonna need a bigger machine
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doctor: "it's going to take me a couple hours, maybe a day and i'll completely reverse your addiction and damage from smoking with our space age future technology"
those guys: "so we are ok to keep smoking right? since there will be no consequences and we will feel better?"
doctor: "no, of course not. suffer pointlessly"
*500 CIGARETTES*