The Orville - Addiction (Season 2 Ep. 11) Edited

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  • Clips from the episode "Lasting Impressions"
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  • @GaboLoretto
    @GaboLoretto 2 місяці тому +219

    There's something just so amazing about the determination with which he said
    "F I V E H U N D R E D C I G A R E T T E S"

    • @DC-rn1fc
      @DC-rn1fc 2 місяці тому +4

      ... Klyden's observation at 1:32 is a true gem, too! "I feel as if I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down!" - I know that, too. Just aroud the corner to happen again, right now, right here, right this.

  • @commandertaco1762
    @commandertaco1762 11 місяців тому +304

    *F I V E H U N D R E D C I G A R E T T E S*

    • @reallifedroopypoodle1306
      @reallifedroopypoodle1306 11 місяців тому +8

      It is enough to let u have lung cancer 😂

    • @generalpeeps
      @generalpeeps 11 місяців тому +8

      that moment when you reach duty free in the airport

    • @commandertaco1762
      @commandertaco1762 11 місяців тому +8

      @@generalpeeps duty free be like: "cigarettes, alcohol, and perfume, everything a man needs to live"

    • @dolphinsfan3245
      @dolphinsfan3245 Місяць тому

      Should've gone for 1k 😂

  • @WestbrickFansGotNoBrains
    @WestbrickFansGotNoBrains Рік тому +808

    Anyone went to search for this when they got a youtube shorts ?
    Edit: All hail youtube algorithm

  • @jie5739
    @jie5739 11 місяців тому +221

    That fact that they never had cigarettes so they didn't have a non-smoking policy on the bridge made me laugh so hard

  • @AlexanderYamada
    @AlexanderYamada Місяць тому +104

    "We must have more."
    "Five hundred cigarettes."
    That escalated quickly. 😂

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Місяць тому +2

      Well, that's Moclans for you. They are as intense as they are tough.

  • @Sirenhound
    @Sirenhound Рік тому +182

    400 year old cigarettes and baseball caps look like they came right off the production line. Whoever sealed that time capsule in 2015 did a hell of a job!

    • @Janine.Najarian
      @Janine.Najarian 7 місяців тому +3

      All right let's get this onto a tray.
      Nice.

    • @QuarkGamingLLC
      @QuarkGamingLLC Місяць тому

      @@Janine.Najarianidk what’s better, the idea of Steve’s descendants continuing his legacy or him freezing himself to taste aged modern MREs

  • @George-Hawthorne
    @George-Hawthorne 3 роки тому +3996

    Now they need to do one where the Moclans discover marijuana. Just Imagine the trips they would experience.

    • @thevictorianconservative1093
      @thevictorianconservative1093 3 роки тому +273

      Or instead of calming down, they get irrationally aggressive and they get addicted to that too 😂 like punching through walls because it looked at them funny

    • @imjustadog1897
      @imjustadog1897 3 роки тому +102

      @@thevictorianconservative1093 Weed is nowhere near as addictive as cigarettes. Going without marijuana doesn’t make anyone aggressive.

    • @thevictorianconservative1093
      @thevictorianconservative1093 3 роки тому +153

      @@imjustadog1897 bro... it was a joke, they are aliens who literally have a different physiology....

    • @imjustadog1897
      @imjustadog1897 3 роки тому +19

      @@thevictorianconservative1093 You feel attacked? Offended? Sorry. Just saying, weed doesn’t turn people into hopped up junkies looking for another fix.

    • @thevictorianconservative1093
      @thevictorianconservative1093 3 роки тому +92

      @@imjustadog1897 are you illiterate? Where are you getting any of this? I’m not offended, I just don’t understand where any of this is coming from. I mentioned nothing about the state of weed in real life. Just positing a possible story plot

  • @leesydneyharry7958
    @leesydneyharry7958 2 роки тому +238

    “I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I’ve just sat down”😂That’s it he nailed it!

  • @bbluva20
    @bbluva20 Рік тому +128

    “500 cigarettes”
    The last thing I ever heard my father say.

  • @Tassooow
    @Tassooow Рік тому +133

    Next episode: "Synthesizer, 20g of crack cocaine"

    • @rockymtnboi1158
      @rockymtnboi1158 Рік тому +8

      😂 synthesizer, 10 Xanax and a 1/8th of scag to come down please

    • @hyakkhi
      @hyakkhi Рік тому

      Wait until they find out about marijuana

    • @Actually-Insane-
      @Actually-Insane- 7 місяців тому

      “Synthesizer, 100 grams of high potency meth.”

  • @NixonRules963
    @NixonRules963 Рік тому +99

    1:32" It feels as if I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down."
    How is this not a tagline for a cigarette company already lol

    • @lonelybookworm
      @lonelybookworm 11 місяців тому +7

      They can't legally have them I guess

  • @manasbhadauria2935
    @manasbhadauria2935 Рік тому +156

    nothing is cooler than an extraterrestrial species smoking a cigarette

  • @Bergen98
    @Bergen98 3 дні тому +32

    As a smoker who quit a year ago, that quote on 1:32 is just INSANE

  • @Plasmathedeathjester
    @Plasmathedeathjester 11 місяців тому +98

    I don't know why, but the idea of aliens smoking is just incredibly funny

    • @Yamaneko81
      @Yamaneko81 11 місяців тому +19

      the worm aliens from Men in black were also nicotine addicts

    • @user-ol7bt4wp1j
      @user-ol7bt4wp1j 11 місяців тому +7

      It kinda goes hard to imagine an alien smoking.

    • @shrimpfry880
      @shrimpfry880 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Yamaneko81 didnt they smoke weed?

  • @darrelarno9151
    @darrelarno9151 3 роки тому +85

    "I feel like I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down!"
    such is the power of cigarettes

  • @dereksun3258
    @dereksun3258 Місяць тому +60

    Bortus is obviously a smoker. You can’t hide the little habits he has the way he lights and holds the cigarette

    • @kianaone2610
      @kianaone2610 Місяць тому +6

      I think both of them are. Well the actors are actual smokers at least.

    • @DataLog
      @DataLog Місяць тому +5

      For example 1:36 is a very subtle one, but you can see that look and no talk in smokers. It's a vibe look.

    • @-mx3.
      @-mx3. 25 днів тому

      Yeah I was thinking the same, he was lighting it and holding it like he did it for years! Too comfortable for a newbie

    • @09daniscool
      @09daniscool 3 дні тому

      This or, as good actors they did their research on posture and mannerisms.

  • @_marlon
    @_marlon Рік тому +62

    "It's like I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down" 🤣 ..."500 cigarettes" - shit had me rollin!

  • @PhantomEagle..
    @PhantomEagle.. 7 місяців тому +43

    Bortus has the perfect voice to be in a cigarette commercial. And I do admit he looks badass smoking that cigarette in a chair

  • @balung
    @balung Рік тому +69

    Well at least he brought his ashtray to the bridge.

  • @Dordien
    @Dordien Рік тому +47

    NGL the quote "I feel like i've been standing my whole life and I've just sat down" Would have been a great slogan for cigarette company in the 60's when they didn't give a fuck and were in full swing.

  • @AdamB12
    @AdamB12 Рік тому +71

    "I feel as if I've been standing my whole life and I just sat down!" What a perfect way to describe the effect of nicotine lol

  • @spiritualityjuice
    @spiritualityjuice 3 роки тому +680

    Is it just me or is Orville more Star Trek than the new Star treks? Hahahaha!

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 3 роки тому +18

      Exactly.

    • @stephenbyrne2170
      @stephenbyrne2170 3 роки тому +46

      @@langbo9999 With Star Trek gone, we're all looking to The Orville now.

    • @justindrew28645
      @justindrew28645 3 роки тому +12

      I was actually convinced it was for a while there.

    • @PurpledaisyShasta
      @PurpledaisyShasta 3 роки тому +7

      They should have gotten Seth to direct discovery and Picard (I haven’t seen Picard but I heard it’s not that good)

    • @bigl5343
      @bigl5343 3 роки тому +17

      Indeed. When this show was advertised as a "Star Trek" parody created by Seth MacFarlane, I expected it be stupid humor similar to "Family Guy". When the show premiered, it presented intriguing storyline, good characters, scoring, and jokes that were natural. The music, set, and general feel of the show captured the feeling of Star Trek while all of the CBS creations betray the optimism of humanity at its best portrayed by previous Star Trek shows. STD storylines are not fleshed out, it has unlikable characters, and has a feeling of darkness presented by both the crew and dark lighting in the ship. STD tries to compensate using eye candy with special effects to cover up the dreary mess of show CBS created.

  • @moka7550
    @moka7550 11 місяців тому +46

    “I feel as I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down” line is very tempting 💀

  • @bobsnow6242
    @bobsnow6242 Рік тому +122

    I like how in Star Trek the booze they drink is some kind of ersatz synthetic version that doesn't get you drunk and the replicators would not create cigarettes if you asked because they're not allowed to manifest poison, but on The Orville the booze they drink is definitely very real and the synthesizers don't give a fuck what you ask them to make, they'll do it. Orville is definitely a less square version of the Trek universe.

    • @braincell4536
      @braincell4536 Рік тому +17

      The booze is actually regulated. Regular synthesizers on crew quarters with children cannot synthesize booze. I know it was touched in a episode in season 1

    • @Tevin-MK
      @Tevin-MK Рік тому +7

      @@braincell4536 they made a weed brownie

    • @braincell4536
      @braincell4536 Рік тому +1

      @@Tevin-MK considering weed is safe and a mild drug compared to alcohol

    • @jamescheddar4896
      @jamescheddar4896 Рік тому

      yeah the whole concept of them building a universal limitation on something like that makes no sense.

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader Рік тому

      I'm rather sure that synthesizers on board the ships are prohibited from making hardcore drugs, but since in their case, with smoking being effectively rendered extinct for centuries & most people in modern times don't even know what cigarettes are, & that ciggies ain't hardcore to begin with, they would have just had cigarettes scanned & uploaded to the material database. well... after what happened with those two, i'm sure ciggies would be outright banned from the ship...

  • @simperorweeb1450
    @simperorweeb1450 Рік тому +62

    I love how he just flat out eats the cigarette without knowing how to use it correctly 😂 😭

    • @Xenoscoutknight
      @Xenoscoutknight Рік тому

      yep

    • @Janine.Najarian
      @Janine.Najarian 7 місяців тому +1

      I mean you have to figure that that's what the earliest consumers of tobacco did before they had the notion of lighting it on fire

  • @ironhidex7554
    @ironhidex7554 Рік тому +51

    "I feel like ive been standing my whole life and i just sat down" describes the exact feeling smoking gives 👌👌👌👌

    • @youBrakeIHonk
      @youBrakeIHonk Рік тому +2

      I cry laughing every time i replay that line! 🤣

  • @oom5768
    @oom5768 Місяць тому +54

    preparing for the daily work shift : _1:45_

  • @danielcreasy5
    @danielcreasy5 Рік тому +53

    "I feel like I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down" this this is why smokers smoke

  • @chemicalspore
    @chemicalspore 9 місяців тому +46

    Kills me every time he says 500 cigarettes

    • @blackoutninja4793
      @blackoutninja4793 7 місяців тому

      It kills him too

    • @chemicalspore
      @chemicalspore 7 місяців тому

      @@blackoutninja4793 Cigarettes do not kill Moclans

    • @blackoutninja4793
      @blackoutninja4793 7 місяців тому

      @@chemicalspore ok, but is no one going to mention how they lit the first one with a side arm?

  • @zaneteal3493
    @zaneteal3493 3 роки тому +95

    It's incredible that something this hilarious was backdropped into one of the saddest episodes of television I've ever watched. I hope this show lasts forever.

    • @Taphfy
      @Taphfy Рік тому

      Back on cable now somewhere

  • @tommyboyz6291
    @tommyboyz6291 Рік тому +48

    Just knew about cigarettes, proceed to hold them with two finger like they already knew how to hold cigarettes.

  • @Kevin-ix5de
    @Kevin-ix5de 3 роки тому +93

    "500 cigarettes" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 3 роки тому +4

      🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

    • @gigajesus5047
      @gigajesus5047 3 роки тому +3

      @@langbo9999 that's a lot of cigarettes!

    • @ladiesman987456321
      @ladiesman987456321 3 роки тому +3

      That’s 418 cigarettes

    • @Sh00terMcGavinXL
      @Sh00terMcGavinXL 3 роки тому +2

      Computer be like please specify brand, please specific menthol, or non menthol, please specify light or full flavor, please specify size King or 100's

    • @BWBDCan
      @BWBDCan 3 роки тому

      That killed me till I realized that's only 10 king sized packs in Canada. That used to last me 10 days. Now a pack 3-4 almost done quiting my way. Now the pot I smoke that I simi can't.... It is a prescription after all. Lol

  • @Chris.sheehan
    @Chris.sheehan Рік тому +53

    1:46 “🤖FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETTES🤖”

  • @aljohntabion2751
    @aljohntabion2751 2 роки тому +49

    The sitting down metaphor made so much sense

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 2 роки тому +3

      It's crazy isn't it

    • @TheZapan99
      @TheZapan99 2 роки тому +1

      They cut out the part where it is mentioned they like cigarettes so much because it reminds them of the polluted atmosphere of their home planet.

  • @thewatcher9545
    @thewatcher9545 9 місяців тому +39

    As a former smoker (5 years since last cigarette) I can really appreciate this depiction of the best and the worst smoking has to offer.

    • @TrasherBiner
      @TrasherBiner 9 місяців тому

      thatsthejoke.jpg

    • @wontonschannel
      @wontonschannel 8 місяців тому +1

      props on hopping off the wagon, shit takes strength

    • @thewatcher9545
      @thewatcher9545 8 місяців тому

      @@wontonschannel In my case it took His strength more than mine. All I can take credit for is making the choice to trust Him.

    • @TrasherBiner
      @TrasherBiner 8 місяців тому

      @@thewatcher9545 yeah we know, it's a pretty common addiction............ . .....

    • @Janine.Najarian
      @Janine.Najarian 7 місяців тому +1

      Good job buddy

  • @oceanman3676
    @oceanman3676 Рік тому +54

    - 2 weeks later -
    "20 packs of weed"

  • @Bminutes
    @Bminutes 4 місяці тому +64

    Gay aliens smoking cigarettes in space - gotta love it.

    • @Judo593
      @Judo593 3 місяці тому +11

      Would they be considered gay if there are no females in their species?

    • @Technocratos90
      @Technocratos90 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@@Judo593Supergay.

    • @iwatchstuffs7933
      @iwatchstuffs7933 2 місяці тому

      There are females though​@@Judo593

    • @alxbran
      @alxbran 2 місяці тому +1

      @@iwatchstuffs7933Not really on the Moclan home-world, they’re persecuted and forced into “corrective” surgery.

  • @ediciusz7312
    @ediciusz7312 Рік тому +41

    "500 cigarettes" 🚬🗿

    • @ryzor
      @ryzor Рік тому

      Man you are sucking the wrong end

  • @giddyup9591
    @giddyup9591 11 місяців тому +63

    Let’s all be thankful it’s a American Time Capsule and not a Colombian Time Capsule

  • @matchesburn
    @matchesburn Місяць тому +38

    "What happens if you don't have a cigarette for a half-hour?"
    "I don't know. That's not a timescale I work at."

  • @thaipankatima658
    @thaipankatima658 Рік тому +368

    Wait a minute. I counted those cigs. There's only 480, not 500!

    • @LuiTrully
      @LuiTrully Рік тому +46

      The system is rigged

    • @TrillShatner
      @TrillShatner Рік тому +14

      @@beanholder3634 Ah, I think I was talking aloud while siri was going. I started to respond and got sidetracked lol. Deleted the comment lol.

    • @beanholder3634
      @beanholder3634 Рік тому +5

      @@TrillShatner lmao

    • @chemicalspore
      @chemicalspore Рік тому +12

      Stupid computer, can't do maths

    • @XxMidnightToker420xX
      @XxMidnightToker420xX Рік тому +3

      Did you really?

  • @jackmack4181
    @jackmack4181 3 роки тому +205

    It makes sense why they got addicted to cigarettes when you realize what planet they grew up on.

    • @hotspot131638837
      @hotspot131638837 3 роки тому +4

      What’s that mean

    • @generalmclovin7104
      @generalmclovin7104 3 роки тому +26

      @@hotspot131638837 Their home world is completely covered in weapons factories, that constantly put out smoke. It’s like living in Kanpur.

    • @johnniewalker877
      @johnniewalker877 2 роки тому +2

      Or the Khyber Pass

  • @seandunn6674
    @seandunn6674 2 роки тому +46

    "What happens if you don't have a cigarette for more than half an hour?"
    "I do not know."

  • @jesus170
    @jesus170 3 місяці тому +54

    I got really fucking high and just kept watching the clip of him saving, give me 500 cigarettes for like 5 hours and it was the funniest shit to me ever

    • @weirdstonk729
      @weirdstonk729 2 місяці тому +8

      Thank you for this story, Jesus.

    • @despacitodaniel801
      @despacitodaniel801 2 місяці тому

      Now can u give us 500 cigarettes? Preferably Lucky Strikes

  • @Mileshasfiles
    @Mileshasfiles 8 місяців тому +39

    I love how they’re just pro smokers instantly 💀

  • @BoutaFit
    @BoutaFit Рік тому +40

    2:30
    **Brian walks into a room full of smoke**
    **Two Aliens smoking**
    Brian: OH MY GOD

  • @Flynn94
    @Flynn94 Рік тому +25

    “I feel as if I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down”
    That it, that is so the feeling

  • @ethanmcmaster2994
    @ethanmcmaster2994 Рік тому +71

    "Nobody in earth has smoked for hundreds of years"
    That is the most unbelievable thing about this entire show

    • @darksider2903
      @darksider2903 Рік тому +5

      Maybe the replacement is far better than the old methods 😅

    • @Berd-Wasted.
      @Berd-Wasted. Рік тому +2

      ​@@darksider2903Defiently.
      Culture changes time-to-time.
      So it's entirely possible.

    • @jaythekid4728
      @jaythekid4728 11 місяців тому +1

      Most people smoke to cope with stress and anxiety/ depression. In Star Trek on earth at least thanks to the culture and lack of work for income to survive economy, a lot of those stressors we have today are non existent for them

    • @Janine.Najarian
      @Janine.Najarian 7 місяців тому

      I mean so far the anti-smoking campaign has been successful.
      ... I mean yeah people have moved on to vapes but that's not smoke, right? 😅

  • @308_Negra_Arroyo_Lane
    @308_Negra_Arroyo_Lane 2 місяці тому +45

    There was no need to quit when the doctor was working on a cure already.

  • @bodhitree33
    @bodhitree33 Рік тому +39

    The 500 cigarettes delivery gets me everytime.

  • @effinjamieTT
    @effinjamieTT 2 місяці тому +42

    Every ex smoker feels their wonder

  • @Terlob
    @Terlob Місяць тому +43

    FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETTES

  • @tspiano9848
    @tspiano9848 2 роки тому +44

    1:46 “500 cigarettes.” 😂

    • @bicu5621
      @bicu5621 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @startenderspacebar
      @startenderspacebar 2 роки тому +1

      @@bicu5621 thats 71 🤣 you need about 420 more. Give or take 9

    • @Ogiichidawg
      @Ogiichidawg 2 роки тому +1

      That's 2.5 cartons of smokes

    • @bicu5621
      @bicu5621 2 роки тому +1

      @@startenderspacebar 🤣

  • @DrknssRules1
    @DrknssRules1 3 роки тому +76

    Bortus immediately knew how to hold it between his fingers and everything.

    • @schusterlehrling
      @schusterlehrling 3 роки тому +12

      He studied old movies of the 20th century.

    • @Pixx2266
      @Pixx2266 2 роки тому +3

      I mean... it makes so much sense to hold it that I've seen people who never smoked before hold it instinctively between his fingers.

  • @Sadcvm
    @Sadcvm 11 місяців тому +38

    love how he already has the technique down

  • @sterlingarcher74
    @sterlingarcher74 Рік тому +47

    I love the implication that people stopped smoking cigarettes when they found a cure for cancer.

    • @jefry8393
      @jefry8393 Рік тому +3

      Highly doubt it
      In reality prtty sure all ppl would be smoking like chimneys 24/7

    • @sterlingarcher74
      @sterlingarcher74 Рік тому +1

      @@jefry8393 That's why I find it funny.

    • @rungunninja1289
      @rungunninja1289 Рік тому +4

      Pretty sure it more along the lines of they have med to cure addiction for HUMANS but not aliens or at-least that what’s implied

    • @fledbeast5783
      @fledbeast5783 Рік тому +8

      It’s more cigarettes are meant to be an escape from suffering, but star trek has a utopian earth, so there’s no need to

    • @sterlingarcher74
      @sterlingarcher74 Рік тому

      @@fledbeast5783 That's a good point. Do people still drink coffee daily in the Star Trek universe? I know they still drink alcohol at least occasionally.

  • @TheJohnny50000
    @TheJohnny50000 3 роки тому +57

    He used a laser pistol to light a cigarette. Crazy.

  • @greekpapi
    @greekpapi 6 місяців тому +38

    Bortus sitting there with the cig in his mouth is gangster af.....lol

  • @AERSKALFA_
    @AERSKALFA_ Рік тому +39

    I love how they put the jackfruit on the table with some blue dyed creams sprayed on top and pretend it was some alien food 😂 4:16

  • @Lord_Alzorn
    @Lord_Alzorn Рік тому +58

    I'm sorry to say, folks. That is not 500 cigarettes... that is 463

    • @AUserThatIsDeleted
      @AUserThatIsDeleted Рік тому +7

      Now that's dedication

    • @bill8711
      @bill8711 Рік тому +3

      That's how skynet start's.
      1st less cigarette.
      Then hacks vacuum cleaner
      toilet, clock alarm ⏰.

  • @ayandadlamini1932
    @ayandadlamini1932 Рік тому +37

    These two are experienced first timers

    • @nathanielb3502
      @nathanielb3502 Рік тому +7

      Frrr they hitting ghosts and french inhales😭😭

    • @Tassooow
      @Tassooow Рік тому +1

      Didn't even cough 😭😭

  • @ContainerYeast
    @ContainerYeast Рік тому +31

    The withdrawal scene lmao

  • @ctrain149
    @ctrain149 Рік тому +48

    If you can just curr cancer instantly im pretty sure cigarettes are not an issue. 500 more please!

    • @blackpowderkun
      @blackpowderkun Рік тому +3

      Who knows probably a pandemic in the tabaco plant wipe them out.

    • @Pellkot
      @Pellkot Рік тому +4

      Dude these folk lay eggs. Be happy it took like a day to figure it out for them. Thats smart. Dumb comments like this make me buy another pack.

  • @x0rZ15t
    @x0rZ15t Рік тому +38

    The Orville was more Star Trek than Star Trek these days.

  • @RobertEskuri
    @RobertEskuri 4 місяці тому +41

    These 2 single handedly revived the Indoor Clean Air Act hundreds of years after it was forgotten with only a carton and a half of cigarettes. 🤢

  • @wiiretime3704
    @wiiretime3704 3 роки тому +37

    I love how it goes straight from 2-500 no in-between full pedal to the metal

  • @bertyamgeebler1865
    @bertyamgeebler1865 Місяць тому +28

    'five hundred cigarettes' cracks me up every time

  • @47RoninCS
    @47RoninCS Рік тому +40

    As a former smoker, this is hard to watch... but damn was it a great laugh!

    • @tbjtbj4786
      @tbjtbj4786 Рік тому +3

      Exactly what I was thinking its been 15 years since my last one dammit I want one now.

    • @47RoninCS
      @47RoninCS Рік тому +2

      @@tbjtbj4786 Stay Strong! 🦾

  • @KH4444444444N
    @KH4444444444N 3 роки тому +50

    This is the fucking funniest Orville I have ever seen. I keep picturing Worf doing this shit, and it's magnificent.

    • @robertbaxter7649
      @robertbaxter7649 3 роки тому +2

      Well he does drink prune juice,beliving it to be a warriors beverage

    • @LGranthamsHeir
      @LGranthamsHeir Рік тому

      @@robertbaxter7649 He also drank too much Romulan ale during Riker and Troi wedding 😃

    • @LGranthamsHeir
      @LGranthamsHeir Рік тому

      Worf's idea of having fun is getting himself stunned by painsticks to commemorate his ascension ceremony. Bortus and Klyden's idea of fun involves them discovering 20th century Earth's bad habits and reenacting them 😄🖖

  • @jylehansen2758
    @jylehansen2758 Рік тому +32

    I love how it goes from 1 to 2 to 500 cigarettes in like 30 seconds ahahaha

  • @ethanjoyce2810
    @ethanjoyce2810 Місяць тому +26

    The ability to randomly generate cigarettes at will is something i desperately need.

  • @ethanmcmaster2994
    @ethanmcmaster2994 Місяць тому +39

    What is it, Bortus?
    It is called a 'mushroom'. This one IS food.

    • @dsa2685
      @dsa2685 Місяць тому +1

      I met a mushroom called bortus once high on mushies

    • @-mx3.
      @-mx3. 25 днів тому

      👉🏿FIVE. HUNDRED. MUSH-ROOMS

  • @Rrr_558
    @Rrr_558 5 місяців тому +51

    1:19 would be a sick poster

    • @retroybd2780
      @retroybd2780 3 місяці тому +3

      Honestly, I couldn't agree more 😂

    • @goldenstarmusic1689
      @goldenstarmusic1689 2 місяці тому +1

      I'm going to screencap that scene, print it out just to make that a reality.

    • @vmusket5464
      @vmusket5464 Місяць тому

      Shit man you're right

  • @bowlofcinder482
    @bowlofcinder482 Рік тому +32

    It’s funny how you can tell which one of them actually smokes

  • @Stuingtion
    @Stuingtion Рік тому +45

    1:16 I think the fact their phaser pistol can be used as a lighter is an awesome feature.

    • @tylerbeaumont
      @tylerbeaumont Рік тому +6

      It makes perfect sense scientifically too. From what I understand, a phaser in Star Trek or Orville is basically just a crazy high voltage in-car cigarette lighter that can also propel the energy it creates (at least I think that’s how it works). Only difference is it creates pure energy rather than just heating a solid, which I don’t think would have a huge effect on it’s capabilities as a lighter, since energy is energy regardless whether it’s from a solid source or a purely subatomic one.
      But yeah, can’t wait until I’m 80 and I’m using military grade firearms to light my cigs lol

    • @Stuingtion
      @Stuingtion Рік тому

      @@tylerbeaumont yeah, too bad Star Wars blasters can't be used as a lighter.

    • @nmspy
      @nmspy Рік тому +2

      @@Stuingtion just shoot and use the heat from the gun, you can do it irl too with normal propellants guns if you fire enough rounds (20-30)

    • @nmspy
      @nmspy Рік тому +2

      Or just remove the bullet from a round and effectively you made a powder charge which will likely ignite anything in its way

    • @Stuingtion
      @Stuingtion Рік тому

      @@nmspy I hadn't thought of that. But I could see it working.

  • @e.r.c.3717
    @e.r.c.3717 Рік тому +30

    Don't let this guy's close to Weed.

    • @Joannes808
      @Joannes808 Рік тому +5

      5 days later: "What do you mean the whole ship is out of food!!!?"

  • @themaestro2572
    @themaestro2572 Рік тому +22

    Congratulations to the Moclan couple for overcoming their addiction 👍
    Bortus: *MY GOD, ARE YOU STILL TALKING?*

  • @keeperofthefate
    @keeperofthefate 3 роки тому +47

    Oww, they've cut out the part, where Bortus and Klayden were hiding cigarettes in every corner of apartment. Almost fall off the chair, when he opened the pillow and only pillow case remained.

    • @BWBDCan
      @BWBDCan 3 роки тому +2

      Just saw the episode finally the other night. The pillow forced me to pause, so I could cauch my breath and stop the tears.

  • @TearYouApart360
    @TearYouApart360 2 роки тому +34

    I love seeing Bortus at the Conn with cigarette in his mouth. It's so funny. If only he still had the mustache.

    • @skefsongames
      @skefsongames 2 роки тому +1

      That would have been perfect haha

  • @carlosperezencinia2670
    @carlosperezencinia2670 9 місяців тому +38

    Quitting smoking isn't hard at all. I quit 3 times just today

  • @Younggmidoriya
    @Younggmidoriya Рік тому +23

    This is the best cigarette ad I’ve ever seen😂

  • @F0rever.B0red
    @F0rever.B0red Рік тому +38

    I choked in laughter when Klyden ate the cigarette and Bortus looked at him like wtf

    • @mtjoy747
      @mtjoy747 Рік тому +3

      Even in 2015 that would get you weird looks LOL, in this episode they should've had the candy ones, that would've stirred the pot - if it was bad for adults to smoke, why convince children to?

    • @treymacki9590
      @treymacki9590 Рік тому

      I will do that the next time I see some one smoking near me

  • @ghostofh.p.lovecraft6299
    @ghostofh.p.lovecraft6299 Рік тому +40

    For people wondering there are a movie prop cigarette that has zero nicotine and has extra strength filters and flavors as well they still do the same amount of damage a regular cigarette dose but without anything to get you addicted

    • @wolfmanhcc
      @wolfmanhcc Рік тому +8

      I would indulge in these.

    • @nyancatbeatcreature.3782
      @nyancatbeatcreature.3782 Рік тому +1

      They aren’t supposed to be used as regular cigarettes because the smok down to your lunches can still do damaged, so the way those movie prop cigarettes is supposed to be smoked is through not inhaling but just put the smoke in your mouth on the check sides they blow out again

    • @nooneleftbehide
      @nooneleftbehide Рік тому

      Brand Name Is Honeywise

  • @izutsumii
    @izutsumii 8 місяців тому +22

    HEARING SETH DOING THE BRIAN VOICE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

  • @Mr_Bambini
    @Mr_Bambini Рік тому +32

    “Five hundred cigarettes” 🗿

  • @cameronsichmeller6759
    @cameronsichmeller6759 2 місяці тому +25

    'what happens if you dont have a cigarette for a half hour?'
    'i do not know' lol

  • @hollychavezgalleryandposts
    @hollychavezgalleryandposts Рік тому +27

    Bortis and Klyden, along with their full ashtrays remind me of my parents.

  • @kaystephan2610
    @kaystephan2610 Рік тому +22

    "DAMMIT! I want to smoke on the set but it's not allowed! How can I change this?"
    "Hear me out"

  • @doceclectick
    @doceclectick 11 місяців тому +34

    The feeling: I feel like i have been standing my entire life and I just sat down 🚬

    • @E85stattElektro
      @E85stattElektro 8 місяців тому +2

      Never heard such a great description of the feeling

  • @OIVIARxPRx
    @OIVIARxPRx Рік тому +23

    That escalated quickly when he said 500 cigarettes 😂

  • @donman92
    @donman92 Рік тому +31

    They could've just kept smoking until the injection was done lmao

  • @Superintendent_ChaImers
    @Superintendent_ChaImers Рік тому +26

    "I feel as if I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down."
    Yes, that is why people have cigarette breaks. Sometimes your work sucks so much or is so busy you need to use cigarettes as an excuse just to get a moment's rest.

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick Рік тому

      And in some jobs (like the restaurant industry), it's the only way to get a break and wind down for a few minutes.

  • @General_Fuck_Yeah_AnimeTitties
    @General_Fuck_Yeah_AnimeTitties Рік тому +34

    I absolutely love how Minecraft on the 360 is considered an amazing discovery

  • @user-em9sj6lg5b
    @user-em9sj6lg5b 5 місяців тому +34

    Feel like I have been standing my entire life and I just set down..😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kellyshea92
    @kellyshea92 Рік тому +22

    Look at all of those show sponsors, laid out nicely on the table.

  • @HeatherSpoonheim
    @HeatherSpoonheim 3 роки тому +22

    I only recently discovered The Orville. I love it, but the 500 cigarettes line nearly killed me.

  • @raccoon681
    @raccoon681 Рік тому +36

    Started with 2 then 500 that escalated fast.

  • @shrimpfry880
    @shrimpfry880 6 місяців тому +49

    most scifi fans want lightsabers or a time machine, i want a computer that can do this: 1:46

  • @AVERYhornyMrDinosaur
    @AVERYhornyMrDinosaur Рік тому +39

    doctor: "it's going to take me a couple hours, maybe a day and i'll completely reverse your addiction and damage from smoking with our space age future technology"
    those guys: "so we are ok to keep smoking right? since there will be no consequences and we will feel better?"
    doctor: "no, of course not. suffer pointlessly"

  • @EvMstein
    @EvMstein Рік тому +38

    *500 CIGARETTES*