Trump Returning to the White House & Pence Surrenders His Testicles
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- Опубліковано 1 чер 2024
- The website MyHeritage came up with something called “Deep Nostalgia” that will animate old pictures of your ancestors, security forces are on high alert at the Capitol thanks to a QAnon prophesy that says Donald Trump returns to the White House tomorrow, former VP Mike Pence wrote an op-ed about how the election was “marked by significant voting irregularities,” the logo for the new Amazon app had to be removed because critics claimed it resembled Hitler, England is rebranding breast milk, the CDC is hashing out guidelines for those who have been vaccinated to transition back into normal life, Jimmy interviews two young people who allegedly were caught dressing up as old people to get vaccines, “This Week in COVID History,” and lower birth rates are causing alarm amongst health officials so they’re looking for new ways to market parenthood to a skeptical generation.
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Americans, please save your democracy! Love from Sweden.
We will! Pray for the brainwashed trumpers please.
We're trying but there's only so much angry peasants can do.
Sweden 😂. Trump 2024
We will always stand up to make America a Better Country and to be a Better Country to the World! Ty Sweden and Much Love Back to You Dear Hearts 💝🤗💝
We are a constitutional federal republic. Not a democracy. Do not come butting you way in the OUR problems if you don’t even know what government we are.
Absolutely Insane! Chest milk?? Really, Really??
Your senator’s crying and bitching about a decades old children’s book as part of legitimate Government business! REALLY REALLY?
@@gedjones5977 Exactly. Insanity.
Guillermo is the absolute best. He is so naturally funny. His laugh is infectious. He seems really sweet. Best sidekick
“I GOTTA LOT OF LOVE TO GIVE!” Honestly Guillermo is just so damn innocent. Love the guy.
Gotta love him!!!🤓
Or he just plays it off that way....and he's really Q...*insert Twilight Zone music*
Black churches should temporarily reschedule church service to Saturday during voting season. Where does it say we have to worship on Sunday only?
everyday is a good day to be with the lord... (from the mouth of an atheist).
Georgia is reducing hours and locations for Saturday voting, also. Going to hurt anyone with a M-F job that can’t get time off to vote. Also making it a misdemeanor to give food or water to people in line to vote.
The being with unlimited powers and intellect likes to take attendance?
:shrug:
@@tamrasmith1744 What about beer, wine, smokes, tokes, money, etc. LMAO. I would bet Stacey Abrams and Georgia voters are resourceful enough to overcome any stupid Republican roadblocks and use it against them.
The kids actors were so impressive!!! 👏
The kids are soo cute
The Two Kids are absolutely GORGEOUS.
Oh my God I was laughing nonstop. I love Guillermo he's just too cute and the little kids acting old was the best. Thanks for the laughs and Giggles Jimmy😂😂😂😂😂
I love Guillermo “quick on the draw” answers, he is always one step ahead with his remarks. Hilarious...!
Not always
Are you being sarcastic ? It is embarrassing to have a Latino as a stooge who sits there and agrees and laughs at everything Jimmy says ! In his defence the chat show hosts have always done this ! It’s quite sad really.
@@tomchapman9119 really? What about Ed McMann (sp?)? Johnny Carson’s (I think) sidekick? He did exactly the same thing. Everything is racism these days. Guillermo knows his job, does it really well too. He’s got a pretty good life there.
The two kids dressed as seniors look so adorable.
Best part of the show.
That bit was so funny. Great job, kids.
"WHAAAAT??"😄😄
Those kids acting was crap tbh
Jocelyn Johnston, yeh, what kids?
What I love about you Jimmy is nail it ! With a comedy twist ! 😄 That's very rare talent in a person ! Crack up all of us that watch you while telling the truth about a situation at the same time ! Keep it coming Jimmy you are the man !
That "animate a dead relative's face" thing feels straight out of Black Mirror.
Jimmy's laugh is the most adorable thing ever. Especially when he laughs at Guillermo.
Kimmy ‘s obession with Trumps🥜 🥜🤣🤣
@@acethayersr1586 Sometimes when people have been traumatized by another person we have to find a way to work through the trauma in order to heal. And laughter is the best medicine. 🙂
@@paulbullinger7378 Well, it’s nice that you’re here and commenting. Keep up the good work!
"...he'll be at Mar-a-lago, berating the maid for only putting one mcnugget on his pillow."
Beautiful little line! haha
Actually he will be fondling the bed in the bedroom because nobody else will be in there with him. And claim it was consensual sex. Even Melania watched via WebCam and she had no problem with it. And I made her sign a disclaimer for an NDA and she could use against me in our divorce. Otherwise I would’ve done that to her.
hmmm'
One thing I love about Guillermo is that you always get the TRUTH🤣
LOVED Harvey & Miriam!!! Want to see more of them.
I really enjoy Jimmy and Guillermo's banter.
He totally makes fun.of Guillermo. It is mean.
Awww the two kids were absolutely everything, bless them! 🥰🥰
I'm not a Jimmy fan often, but I love Guillermo.
THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY is a really excellent bit. Your writers are the best in the biz.
Keep them coming!!!
This is a show that brings joy just before going to sleep. Thank you Jimmy!!
Boring political bull. And his favorite imbecile is driving the US over a cliff.
Those were the best, cutest child actors I've seen in awhile
I'd love to see those 2 in a sitcom, they're hilarious!
The boy looks like a little bill hader
they really crushed it!
what child actors? i only saw 250-y.o.‘s Miriam and Harvey.
Those kids were great. Benefits of filming in Hollywood. I bet they didn’t even have to leave the lot to find them.
Fantastic! Thanks, Jimmy, for the hilarity every night!!
*“It’s fun to have a kid. You can dress it up like a lobster and there’s nothing they can do”*
- Jimmy Kimmel, 2021
Omg those children😂😂💙💙💙
Guillermo always makes makes me laugh 😂😂
Guillermo is sooo sweet, "I have a lot of love to give." hehe
13:15 “Yeah, I’m fine.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I almost spit my coffee out. ☕️
Anyone else impressed at how switched on those kid actors are at such a young age? Holy crap.
They definitely handled it like old pros. Now get offa my lawn!
what kid actors are ya talking about? all i see are old dudes who can't hear :/
Kids? Those were clearly old people
@@oryalevi4126 ĺ
You all sound like parents. THEIR Parents. I'll attribute your extra numbers to close relatives.
The Vice Poodle 🐩 is baaack!
Ty JK for the nickname 😄
Those kids are better actors than most adult stars nowadays!
"Harvey" particularly ^_^
What ? Speak up
the kids are adorable! )
This is the best kimmel in the past months! 🤣🤣🤣 he’s always funny but this one is something else!
Those kids are great!
Chest milk sounds creepy
Doesn't it though! I'm a Progressive and all for inclusivity. But come on, what about breastbone or breastplate? Are we going to have to change that too?
All guys will be willing to pair their Chest nuts with that new Chest milk
Marginally more creepy than pubic nest milk.
@@appletile2887 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This story is a misrepresentation by Fox (what a surprise) and unfortunately not corrected by Jimmy here. This is additional/optional language outlined by one local authority (county) to make some patients feel more comfortable. This was pulled from an NHS guidance document and widely misreported. If you are a cis mother, you'd likely not even know this option existed. It is not changing to the default. It will not be the standard language used. If you are non-binary, trans, do not wish to use some terminology; you can discuss with your health professional. How can adding options to make people's experience of childbirth better ever be a bad thing?
"The company, not the jungle" 😆
"IF I drank DayQuil and NyQuil at the same time?"
-Guillermo, silently in his head.
I think Q Anon needs its own planet lets send them on a trip.
Spacex's new tests seem to be going well for Q people transport..
In our favorite Rocketship?
Mars. Send them to Mars.
@@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 Mars doesn’t want them, send them to Moron Mountain.
Have you ever met a Q believer? They don’t actually exist bro, that’s the real conspiracy, it’s just bullshit the left pushes to further delegitimize the right.
Omg the kids are so adorable.
What?
@@joeb134 What?
This time, I hope our Police/Military Defense are ready.
DEFUND THE MILITARY!!!
“Q MUST BE A CLIPPERS FAN” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀
Not a Jets fan?
Guillermo is great.
Jimmy is the Best tonight show host.
I always click on his monologue first too. 😊
Jimmy, your history in covid clip made on to the Morning Joe show at around 5AM !!! Congrats :) Those kid actors were awesome I'm laughing too hard in the morning, Thank you
The Morning Joe on MSNBC 3-6 AM, which is why I'm in bed by 6 PM like an old lady... is 54 old?
“Chest milk” just sounds so weird
Beats torso milk I suppose?
@@rickbond79 😂😂😂😂
like thinking velveeta. they take real cheese and mix it with god knows what...
Those kids were hysterical! Wishing them a very happy and healthy future.💐
Guillermo made me laugh so hard that I can't tell if he was being honest.
Kimmy ‘s obession with Trumps🥜 🥜🤣🤣
when he said "I have a lot of love to give" I almost chocked on my coffee!
@@amramjose I cheered and laughed 😂
i was crying and laughing how are all the comments not about him??
Guillermo is hilarious. I'm just cracking up at him
hahahah I love Guillermo, the parts with him are always my favorite
Jimmy and Guillermo you did it again! Synergy bordering on the hint of a suggestion of a nuanced unfolding bromance.😘
In Texas... WE WILL BE WEARING MASKS! 😷😷😷
Shots of lime
Only the people who passed Science class!
Gov. A$$butt obviously did not.
Lol you're brainwashed. You all are Fmd
@@doingadlay In Texas... WE WILL BE WEARING MASKS! 😷😷😷
@@S1L3NTG4M3R shutup
Old young people are so grumpy.
Harvey and Miriam! My gracious! 🤣😂
I love sweet Guillermo. I bet he's a great husband and father.
So glad he has love & lovin' in his life...lots to smile that great smile of his about!
Cute kids! Jimmy's interaction with them is great.
Wow....idk what I think about those 'kids'....that they should be outside riding their bikes, maybe ?
@@poorthing How can that girl ride her bike? Didn't you hear her say her sciatica is playing up?
@@jonathanboam5409 You gave me my morning giggle!
Thank you and have a fine day!
These Q'Anon people are insane but insanely creative haha... Imagine how big of a mental leap you must make to think we only had 19 presidents.
It take a special kind of person to go down those rabbit hole and believe these theories that are so out of touch with reality!
I thought that the part where they think democrats drinks baby's blood and something with Satan...was a hint to, to conclude that they don't have all there ducks in a row
Insanity is curablle in many cases STUPIDITY is not curable.
@@bjornsantens9030 no joke! Someone dear to me told me told me that 3 witches "high up in the witches" started BLM to torment Conservatives! And they F***** believe that S***!!!!!!
Oh wow, imagine having no idea what the difference between a sovereign country and a company is.
The “chest milk” thing is a solution in search of a problem, IMO. Men & women both have breasts, which is why men can get breast cancer, too. It’s the same tissue. Men’s just aren’t usually functional. Individual parents should definitely use the terms they want to, but I don’t get why medical staff can’t keep using a medical term that already applies to both genders. The main things on the exhaustion fogged mind of a newly lactating parent are
“Is baby comfortably latching on & getting enough?”
“When can I sleep more than 1- 2 hrs in a row again?”
Exactly. Thank you.
It’s ridiculous. But I agree with you on the parenting situation
L0l za 0
There are more than two genders, and more than two sexes. But, we all have breasts!! Woo!!!
Keep speaking truth
Guillermo is irreplaceable! XD
I remember learning as a kid that men got “breast cancer” and understood they also have breast tissue. Idk why everything masculine is okay but everything feminine is offensive? Am I missing something? I don’t have chest tissue...since when? Why is it offensive for men to admit to breast tissue but not weird to ask me to call mine chest tissue? It feels like we are STILL catering to a form of toxic masculinity here...
Exactly!
YES!
@Tahtahmemesl's Diarrhea
Black Americano Heterosexual Christians for Presidente Donald J Trump 💪🏾🇺🇲🥇💪🏻🧱👽
@@Keepskatin Cringeeee
it's a misguided attempt to be accepting to trans men without actually asking what we want that just ends up stigmatizing the whole thing.
Those kids killed it! Talent recognized.
Jimmy Kimmel is the funniest guy around!
Harvey & Miriam seem like they have a lot of wisdom.... comes with their age 👍🏻
Those old folks...oh goodness...how cute are they ? Lol
Right on, Guillermo!
Where did Jimmy find those kids?
Oh, my gosh. We're gonna see those two again and again...
Well done!
Guierrmo you’re so silly 😂
Very suitable name: QAnuts 💯
I call them KookAnons!
I saw a good one today IQ A-None
I came up with the term months ago before Jimmy coined it...don't understand why Hollywood hasn't been banging at my door lol
We call them Qtards here
@@edgybarbie77 Another good one!
Guillermo and Jimmy convo made me crack up fam. Lol. Love it
Those kids and those characters were hilarious!
Chest milk? Jesus. I’m not that “liberal .” 🙄
I'm liberal and that is stupid! It's a breast that holds human milk in it.. I'm left AF but not that far left.. That is a medical term and it's stupid to change it..
Exactly... too much whining about nonsense.
I'm on the left, I respect everyone, but you can't change stuff simply because you don't like it, you change stuff when something real bad is actually going on.
@@kenrickeason I think they may be doing it for cultural sensitivity...just finding out if the family is comfortable with the term 'breast'. It really is no biggie...one county in the UK. At least they didn't go with 'Nipple Milk'! ; >
Ditto.
Guillermo is the cutest! I love him sm, he’s hilarious 🤣
Those kids absolutely DESTROYED their roles
I loved the little old people
13:12 - "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
Ima put my entire bank account on the fact that Trump won’t be returning EVER to the White House.
Yeps! Tomorrow's the day of Rumpy's great return. I'm betting that when nothing happens by 6 PM they'll have dreamed up a new date for some time in April. Those guys are nuttier than a pound of peanuts.
@Scott Tucker Trump is going to prison dude he no longer has republican traitor congressmen protecting him from the law.
Fools tend to forget who has not only has a clothing line manufactured in China, but also a China bank account.
@@robertmiller32; These fools are totally unaware, they don't even realize they are suffering from confirmation bias, a severe mental condition triggered by acute denial and insecurity.
@Heir of the Nazareen . Ummmm... That doesn't have the same meaning as you intended. Them being nuttier than a pound of legumes is well not as insulting as you think it is.
Loved the little kids/old people.
Jimmy Kimmel show won’t be the same without Guillermo! He is the cutest thing in this show!
GREATEST LATE SHOW EVER!!!!!
Indeed
yep yep yep
I effin love Guillermo.
So funny. Jimmy's been hilarious this week.
Bravo Gulliermo! 😎👍🏻👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
As Donny attempts his feeble “comeback”,
the world is reminded of how weary it is of
his nastiness and destruction.
Trump needs to be in prison.
What destruction?
We need STOP talking about him.
@@zerocool5395 Jimmy does. He's obsessed.
I'm sure the people getting bombed in Syria would love Donnie back. At least he didn't bomb anyone.
Thank you for the comedy !! In this times of constant negativity it is great to have a great laugh
You go, Jimmy!
What can we expect from the state of Georgia when their Attorney General is not an attorney.
Does that make sense to anyone?
"Emperor Palpateenyhands..." I can not stop laughing! XD
I want to adopt those two kids and become their manager.
Guillermo really gives this segment punch!
"You can always trust a man who wears the flag as clothing". Brilliant
The word breast is non-gendered! This is getting stupid.
Yeah.. it is.. I can't front about it..
First, I am fully supportive, as a G in LGBTQ, of trans folk. That said, as an old man, I miss the days when the only thing that had gender were nouns in some languages I did not grow up learning.
Can we just please stop mentioning or talking about 45. He's past tense, kaput !
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
The problem is that he continues to control a large segment of the Republican party. His grip shows no sign of weakening.
Kaput sounds great!🤭🤭
@@WaterlooExpat Waterloo. I m concerned about JB being in charge of your country. He has nt done anything but sign stuff. When is he going to do a press conference...He cant do it.. CNN wants to protect JB because they were soo anti Trump.
I m worried. What about you. COME ON MAN.
@@tonyboiarde6991 O FOR GOD'S SAKE TONY!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm trans and I'll continue to call them breasts because everyone has them and it's a freaking medical term.
I really don't know who's upset about this.
When a doctor says is the pain in your breast or your chest, they mean two different areas. They can't say "is the pain in your chest or in your chest?"!
Exactly!! We all have breasts and nipples! You’d think that would be something to celebrate lol.
I know....RIGHT!? Here I was thinking people in England were far less hung up on sexuality than the puritan idiots we have here in the US.
Robert Aldaron Oh no us Brits are just as bad depending on what part of the country you're in. It's not as.... dead-eyed scary looking as some of your mega-churches and no one dances so the praise is different but the actual beliefs.... not much change. People aren't as open about it and the dog whistles are really honed and sophisticated at times.
Still... I don't even know if it came from the religious side.
Oh... and Englishmen have soooooooooo many hangups when it comes to sex you won't even believe it. Love 'em and all but wow, they do.
@@ThePinkBinks I know .... but I guess I was speaking in degrees of hangups.
I can only imagine what the Python troupe would do with this sociopathic ammunition...... 🤔
But I'm sure it would be hilarious ...🤣
Robert Aldaron They're fun hangups though. 😂
Right? Ohhh yeah, Happy Valley. It's on Monty Python's Best Bits on Netflix. It's on the UK one anyway. John's episode. 😂
I got too much love to give Jimmy !....Awesome
Next step, “Chest Is Best” advice for new mothers in Britain.
I’m proud to say I’m a Chest Man. Nothing nicer than having a wooden chest of drawers for extra storage. 😁
Shame on you
Would you like chicken chests?
I don't know who Q is, but he's definitely a Clippers Fan!!! 😂😂
I am a clipper's fan, and I feel the pain.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU SAID THE THING FROM THE VIDEO! HILARIOUS! LET ME TRY!
I roast them on an open fire.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
COMEDY
GENIUS!!!!!!!
That was great.
Q is Trump + Putin
2 in 1
TRUMP WON!!! JAWL HURR!!! SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER IN THE HOUSE!!! TRUMP IS MARCHING FOR TRUF!!! TUCKER CARLSON IS MARCHING FOR FREED!!! LOU DOBBS IS MARCHING FOR THE HEART OF THE FLAG LOVING AMERICAN!!! STOP JAWL STEAL!! DONT BE A LIBERAL SLINKY!!!
LOVE IT! Keep them coming
Things are always funniest when it goes bad.
Accountability. Insurrection. Prosecute to the fullest extent of the law. 🗽
Nobody:
Guillermo: it just comes out of me
Me: 😯😕😂😦
The kids were very precocious and entertaining, kudos.
Yes more of “This week in COVID history”!