People put their hands up a lot in this video. I Am Alive store.steampowered.com/app/214... Links / jerma985 / jerma985 / 183539835053496 www.steamcommunity.com/groups/...
Man, I like the idea of this game. If you point a gun at someone with a lead pipe, they back the fuck down. You don't have people like in Fallout who bum rush you with lead pipes when you have a minigun and power armor.
If you see a man with a gun pointing at you and your friends, remember these steps! Step 1: Realize he has a gun. Step 2: Try to negotiate. Step 3: If that fails, immediately call his bluff. Step 4: One of your friends just rushes him based on what you just said, not at all in the plan. Step 5: He gets shot. Step 6: Realize that because of that one bullet he fired, the man with a gun, indeed, has a gun.
I really wanna see NPCs getting scared when you pull a gun on them in more games, perferably with options to make them go against the wall so you can clear room to get through.
This video is an instant classic. Lmao "So did you guys hear about that guy that was walkin? Sounds like a dangerous guy I heard about a while ago who heard about a guy named the Burgahboy."
+Anarchist Really? I've always wanted to play a game that taught me how GREAT it is to peel peel peel peel peel peel peel peel peel peel peel peel potatoes.
+Luke Darga I think he said "He doesn't have ammo", which in a situation where a guy is constantly and nervously aiming at everyone, makes sense, maybe he's fronting. He wasn't and he is a fucking idiot for thinking otherwise.
@@scrithen2836 it had some pretty interesting mechanics, very few games have melee AI react to firearms. The scarcity of ammo is cool, and the early game, mainly the part from the trailer, shows an interesting need you don’t see in a lot of fictional survival scenarios, water. It’s super important and yet overlooked, if things get bad enough bet your ass people are killing over water bottles.
I remember when the original trailer first came out for this game, and it looked so fucking good. But like the Dead Island trailer, it had nothing but broken promises.
+yellow power The trailer implied that it was going to be a story driven game that had a lot of emotional impact. I liked the game but I couldn't give a fuck about the story or the characters.
Man, old granny was always the possessive type. but i loved her all the same. Remember back when she sat out in front of the house for hours informing passerby that she wasn't likely to share any of her tootsie rolls. that was before the plague hit...
+d2tz Yeah, I heard about that guy. Or... maybe that was THAT guy... no... I'm thinking of a different guy... you mean THAT guy... ah, yeah I heard about that guy. **dies**
Some quick background on this game: It's called I Am Alive (of course), and it's one of those games that had a bunch of promise at first, but thanks to a long, troubled development period (2003 to 2012, even switching from it's original developers Darkworks to Ubisoft Shanghai during that time) it ended up a disappointing game with squandered potential.
*Granny shoots you twice to kill you* *reload game* *you kill Granny* *you get 1 bullet* *flips over table* f**k this common first person shooter enemies with infinate ammo logic but only 1 mortal round bull.
So when this game was first announced it looked amazing, you'd be an average joe just trying to survive an earthquake. Then it turned into this bullshit.
+SecondOpinionMan I highly doubt it was supposed to end like that, Originally this was going to be a AAA game but they probably ran out of money so they just lopped off the game at the first act, covered everything in gray dust so you couldnt see the unfinished graphics, then just did whatever remaining amount of polishing was necessary to release it as an arcade game.
I remember seeing the trailer for this and thinking it was amazing, but then I completely forgot about this game until this video came out and I found out that it was now a shitty arcade game. What the hell happened?
The way they surrender, only to immediately attack when you lower your gun then surrender again when you raise it. Reminds me of the sleeping guy from Raven's Cry.
+IAMTHEONLYIRISHMAN True, but that doesn't make it less of a 'shitty Last of us', but if you'd prefer we can just call the Last of Us, 'The much improved I'm Alive'
They also react to heights. By stepping off them & falling to death. ...when P1 held the gun on NPC #42 for too long, I appreciated when he informed his cohorts that _I think he's outta bullets!_
I'm always looking foward to seeing new videos of you Jerma. They always make me laugh, and I don't think there's one I don't like. You're by far my favourite UA-camr! 😄
The climbing mechanic seems like the only good part about this game; it looks pretty fluent. Then again, you could just play Tomb Raider or Uncharted for that.
Man, I like the idea of this game. If you point a gun at someone with a lead pipe, they back the fuck down. You don't have people like in Fallout who bum rush you with lead pipes when you have a minigun and power armor.
Yeah
ok mum
SHOOT ALL YOU WANT, I'M BULLETPROOF.
+ur mum Man... You're DEAD! YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLUGHghh -
You can do that in fallout you just need the perk
Tell your friends The Guy is gonna be around for a LONG FUCKING TIME!
*credits*
ｐｏｃｈａｃｏ
Now THATS how you end a game! a thousand times better than mass effect ending no lie.
+Sadomasopedorobonecrobestiality dont google Super Pochaco
Is he still Playing tf2
+Super Pochaco
The Guy
Coming to a theater near you.
"Shoot all you want, I'm bullet proof"- a dead guy 2016
+Smoodafir
*POP*
"That's not something you should be saying to somebody."
-Jerma 2016
2023?
@@opensesame9493wow, I didnt even know i commented this at 15. Damn, thanks lol 😅
If you see a man with a gun pointing at you and your friends, remember these steps!
Step 1: Realize he has a gun.
Step 2: Try to negotiate.
Step 3: If that fails, immediately call his bluff.
Step 4: One of your friends just rushes him based on what you just said, not at all in the plan.
Step 5: He gets shot.
Step 6: Realize that because of that one bullet he fired, the man with a gun, indeed, has a gun.
Step 7: Wait about a minute or so to rush him again and see if he has another bullet.
TPLT I
Step 8 if she is a granny don't tell your friends she got a gun.
watch some police body cam footage, this stuff really happens
angry guy with machette #48 for jerma rumble 4
Please
+Darren Spencer Gotta prefix the name, e.g. "That Angry Guy With a Machette #48". But yes, please do this jerma.
Yes please. "Make it so."~Patrick Stewart.
+Darren Spencer
How about murdered old lady?
+Vronkei Gorbo Grandman for Jerma Rumble 4.
Grandma used to be a kind lady that made cookies and told stories. That was before the plague hit.
Alchemist Endrew nice reference
this comment didn't age well
"Ain't nobody's hands clean in what's left of this world"
New Jerma rumble characters in this video:
- Granny with a gun
- Angry guy with machette #48
- The Guy
+MentleGen Man Whos that guy they've been talking about?
+MentleGen Man Don't forget the "bullet-proof guy"
Poor grandma
"His gun ain't got no bullets left."
"AAARGH!"
HES GOT A GUN
Let's not be so hasty
John Smith Take it easy man
John Smith Hey you guys here about that guy?
"Hey, d'you hear about that guy?"
"oh, you mean that guy?"
geez, this is worse than Far Cry.
far guy
"Could you elaborate more on this guy?"
"Well I hear he's wearing clothes."
"My God..."
"And he also has hair."
"Disgusting."
Damn far cry gets too much shit
Which Far Cry? 3 and 4 were great
@@GloriousVibe far cry 1. In which, everyone refers to the protagonist as "that guy in a shirt"
'SHOOT ALL YOU WANT, I'M BULLETPROOF!'
>only has chest armor and no head protection and just jeans
I really wanna see NPCs getting scared when you pull a gun on them in more games, perferably with options to make them go against the wall so you can clear room to get through.
Dec metal gear
Metal Gear from Sons of Liberty onwards is pretty good about giving you absolute control over your enemies if you can catch them off guard.
This video is an instant classic. Lmao
"So did you guys hear about that guy that was walkin? Sounds like a dangerous guy I heard about a while ago who heard about a guy named the Burgahboy."
Yeah. I heard about that guy.
+Sour Milk he's fuckin dangerous...
@@MAVATTACK five years later, how you doin mav?
@@theholychromosome7519 A year later, how are you holdin' up The Holy Chromosome?
Wow, I've always wanted to play a game that taught me how GREAT it is to be color-blind.
+Anarchist Really? I've always wanted to play a game that taught me how GREAT it is to peel peel peel peel peel peel peel peel peel peel peel peel potatoes.
I've always wanted to play a game that taught me about that guy
3:39 [points gun] "He's playin' us, man, he doesn't have a gun." [shoots disposable henchman] "HE HAS A GUN"
Video game logic is the best.
XD definitely at its best
+Luke Darga I think he said "He doesn't have ammo", which in a situation where a guy is constantly and nervously aiming at everyone, makes sense, maybe he's fronting. He wasn't and he is a fucking idiot for thinking otherwise.
"The Guy" from Spy Kids 3
lol
+Blancharizard Somebody Ring The Dinkster?
+Smug Horse Introducing "Little Dink"
DID SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?!
+Smug Horse Dammit I was beaten to it. Memery is a dog eat dog world.
"Shoot me all you want I'm bulletproof."
Dies from one bullet
Seriously, what even was 5:33?
It was like... if the Three Stooges became bandits.
That comment was the highlight of my day!! 😂😂😂
+Goldin The Three Stooges Bandits at the heart beat rave.
It's to die for.
"When I get hold of you... I'm gonna take you apart.." *silently falls from like 2 meters and dies*
"Hes got a gun!"
"This guy ain't got no bullets left!"
"Hes got a gun!"
WeLl Ya DoN't SaY
Has anyone ever told you you're a natural survivor?
+CreepsMcPasta Fancy seeing you here O:
+Evan Munn maybe he subscribe same people as you?
CreepsMcPasta creeps watches jerma? Wtf
Heerrres a joke:
The Privacy Pile
+Cpl. Dilivery Hoovy THERE'S BLOOD IN THE BOX, THERE'S BLOOD IN THE BOX
+C.I.A \\ A big guy Edgy.
i would hissss but that was back before the plague hit
+puddin POP Leafy is the plague.
3:40 " He's Got a gun. He's Playin us man, his gun ain't got no bullets left." BOOM. "He's got a gun."
RIP Jerma 2016
"He was that guy"
he was that guy but that was back before the plague hit
+puddin POP that fucking joke is so old
You really shouldnt be telling others you are bulletproof
I'm bulletproof!
Shoot me all you want!
*bang*
I think that guy may have Met the Medic
Every time I think about what this game could have been before Ubisoft essentially pulled the plug on it, I feel super bad.
I dont think you can go very far with black and white post apocalyptic grannys got a gun machete guy #48 gameplay
@@scrithen2836 it had some pretty interesting mechanics, very few games have melee AI react to firearms. The scarcity of ammo is cool, and the early game, mainly the part from the trailer, shows an interesting need you don’t see in a lot of fictional survival scenarios, water. It’s super important and yet overlooked, if things get bad enough bet your ass people are killing over water bottles.
Granny with a gun who won't share for Jerma Rumble
They had 1 tester... 1...
angry fuy with machete #48 for jerma rumble
The Trashman is in the jerma rumble
+Derp Wyant who dat?
Pam from Stardew Valley.
+Spookwagen the second nanana the fuckin granny for Jerma Rumble
+Spookwagen the second that guy for jerma rumble
I remember when the original trailer first came out for this game, and it looked so fucking good.
But like the Dead Island trailer, it had nothing but broken promises.
As broken as the glass was in those trailers.
This game just blended into Last of Us for me, I completely forgot it existed.
Dead Island was actually a really good game in my opinion. And there wasn't any gameplay footage in the trailer, it was a cinematic.
+yellow power The trailer implied that it was going to be a story driven game that had a lot of emotional impact. I liked the game but I couldn't give a fuck about the story or the characters.
I just came into 5 tootsie rolls
That's a health code violation.
fucking ew, someone could've eaten those tootsie rolls
*Jerma slits an old woman's throat*
"I don't feel good about that at all."
"That guy" quite clearly the most memorable and indistinguishable hero of modern times! what a guy!
Guy for president.
this game looks how cigarette fingers smell
"shoot all you want am bullet proof"
ded
"Give it to me or you're dead!"
*Doesn't even give him an actual fucking second.*
"His gun ain't got no bullets left!"
**bang**
"He's got a gun!"
Man, old granny was always the possessive type. but i loved her all the same. Remember back when she sat out in front of the house for hours informing passerby that she wasn't likely to share any of her tootsie rolls.
that was before the plague hit...
This entire game just looks like a fucking black metal album cover.
10/10.
RIGHT?
SHOOT ALL YOU WANT,
I'M BULLETPROOF.
hey you guys hear about that guy?
+d2tz Yeah I saw that guy! he was walking down the street!
Yeah! I heard about that guy! Didn't he die after the plague hit?
He used to go to the shops and buy stuff like coffee, cheedo's chickeeeenn
+d2tz Yeah, I heard about him. He killed someone for five tootsie rolls.
+d2tz Yeah, I heard about that guy. Or... maybe that was THAT guy... no... I'm thinking of a different guy... you mean THAT guy... ah, yeah I heard about that guy.
**dies**
4:21 This looked like one of those cheesy school plays where in the stabbing part the guy puts the sword under his arm
5:52 Yes of course you can't react, Jerma... That's copyright!
original joke
+rdk750 I WAS GOING TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THAT, DAMN IT!
lol two years later took me a while till i got the joke
That's such a Jerma thing to happen at 5:35.
*falls "Open 'em, Open 'em!"
What's with Jerma finding this games with amazing AI
That game was fucking great
seeing this now is fucking hilarious because your comment today would've had thousands of likes but you weren't popular then so it's just normal, lmao
@@coolghoul8515 Nobody cares. UA-cam comment likes are meaningless.
@@HOTD108_ And so are your words in real life too.
Shoot all you want I'm bullet proof! *Shoots head**dead*
Some quick background on this game:
It's called I Am Alive (of course), and it's one of those games that had a bunch of promise at first, but thanks to a long, troubled development period (2003 to 2012, even switching from it's original developers Darkworks to Ubisoft Shanghai during that time) it ended up a disappointing game with squandered potential.
That Guy for Jerma Rumble 4
Can Jerma even make a bad video?
+Ore0 no.
+Ore0 may I kindly direct you to Rat Movie
Pineapplecat That was art.
Bacon Man art is in the eye of the beholder.
Pineapplecat Its a good thing we all agree on everything
Thank god, a jerma video to cure my headcold 😃
Head-Cold
the fuck is a head cold
Jackson Kerr i really dont think headache needed a second word but ok
+Pingu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
head cold
noun
a common cold characterized by congested nasal passages, sneezing, and headache.
dumbass
Same!!!!
GRANNY FOR JERMA RUMBLE: LADIES EDITION
"shoot all you want I'm bullet proof" *dies*
That part fucking killed me.
wow. I remember really liking this game back when it came out. didn't remember it being so hilariously bad.
"Shoot all ya want i'm bullet proof!"
_-Bang_
4:25 was so Bill Burr sounding
for the first time in forever...jerma finished a game
he finished teem fotress 2
+Mentleman gg
Not joking a big spanish youtuber placed the "pointing at someone with a gun" as "one of the most tense moments on a videogame"
1:48 the mixture of frustration, shock, and disbelief in his voice here is hilarious
"You here about that guy walking around the streets?" Literally every single person in this game is a guy walking around the streets
*"Fuck you Granny!!"* -Jerma
"i'm bullet proof"
-American Heavy
I love when he tells the child to open his eyes so he can see his impending death before him
"Shoot all you want I'm bulletproof."
Yeah I'm sure your head isn't important enough to protect.
*HE'S GOT A GUN*
"Ubisoft Shanghai"
Oh.
That explains a lot
*Granny shoots you twice to kill you*
*reload game*
*you kill Granny*
*you get 1 bullet*
*flips over table*
f**k this common first person shooter enemies with infinate ammo logic but only 1 mortal round bull.
New jerma video, another happy day to all of us.
The guy for jerma rumble 2016
If im ever having a bad day, I just gotta watch a jerma video to make me laugh my ass off
So when this game was first announced it looked amazing, you'd be an average joe just trying to survive an earthquake. Then it turned into this bullshit.
_工 Am_ -Alive- _Grayscale_
People just come out of the rafters likes a play lol man you are very humorous
Despite what many people say, I really, *really* liked this game
Amen
+Michael Rosen I agree. The ending sucked shit, but everything else I loved.
+Michael Rosen I did too.
+SecondOpinionMan I highly doubt it was supposed to end like that, Originally this was going to be a AAA game but they probably ran out of money so they just lopped off the game at the first act, covered everything in gray dust so you couldnt see the unfinished graphics, then just did whatever remaining amount of polishing was necessary to release it as an arcade game.
I remember seeing the trailer for this and thinking it was amazing, but then I completely forgot about this game until this video came out and I found out that it was now a shitty arcade game. What the hell happened?
Damn, this new tf2 update looks really good
the sphee plays one in the chamber
TELL UR FRIENDS GRANNY'S PACKIN' HEAT!
HES GOT A GUN
IT DONT HAVE NO BULLETS LEFT
*shoots*
HES GOT A GUN
The way they surrender, only to immediately attack when you lower your gun then surrender again when you raise it. Reminds me of the sleeping guy from Raven's Cry.
5:08 Funniest part. Made me laugh out loud!
I give this game an 8/10
I laughed so hard, you deserve more than 5 million subs Jerma! Keep up the awesome work! :]
RIP Granny, you will be missed.
"He's got a gun!"
"He ain't got no bullets left!"
*blows a guy away*
...
"He's got a gun!"
I don't think jerma knows what a npc is.
A non-player-character. What do you mean?
Watch the beginning, he thinks npc's are only friendly.
+paul walla They mostly are. An enemy isn't really a character unless it has some form of story implication.
Finaly,a game for colorblind people.
"His gun ain't got no bullets left, get him" *1 gunshot later* "he's got a gun"
"This guy ain't got no bullets left!" starts rushing him
BANG, stops rushing him
Anyone else see the guy?
So is this shitty Last of Us?
basically
Oh, that game?
+Patches It came out before The Last of Us though, soooooo
+IAMTHEONLYIRISHMAN True, but that doesn't make it less of a 'shitty Last of us', but if you'd prefer we can just call the Last of Us, 'The much improved I'm Alive'
+Patches Isn't Last of Us already shitty? This is a shittier last of us.
Bandit 1:"He's got a gun!"
Bandit 2:"He has no bullets left!" *runs at jerma and gets shot the fuck dead*
Bandit 1 and 2: "HES GOT A GUN!"
That moment when a random homeless guy and some old granny with a gun somehow manages to be harder to deal with than a group of thugs...
I Am Alive, play it, ubisoft turn into pretty disturbing game.
This game sucks but honestly the fact that AI ACTUALLY react to guns being pointed at them (their potential death) is nice
They also react to heights. By stepping off them & falling to death.
...when P1 held the gun on NPC #42 for too long, I appreciated when he
informed his cohorts that _I think he's outta bullets!_
Tut tut tut grandpa is not going to be happy with you Jerma.
Every Jerma video has that one special moment that makes me laugh every time I see it, no matter how many times I've seen it.
I Am Alive... more like I Am Broken
Years later and still confused on how you killed granny…………. Still impressed
Crowbarred her titters to death.
Love your videos jerma. Really helps me get through the day. Keep it up
I'm always looking foward to seeing new videos of you Jerma. They always make me laugh, and I don't think there's one I don't like. You're by far my favourite UA-camr! 😄
The climbing mechanic seems like the only good part about this game; it looks pretty fluent. Then again, you could just play Tomb Raider or Uncharted for that.
+MegaDrain Being that it's Ubisoft, it's probably just an exact copy of their Prince of Persia/Assassin's Creed climbing mechanics/
Peter Gill fair enough
I'm guessing the name of this game is
David Walliam's Gangster Granny.