@@DiggerDeeper01 What I mean Jerma makes jokes, you think he doesn't make joke? Maybe he was joking aunno I mean if he was taken out someone better mod the game to bring him back is all I'm saying.
Company007 I was talking, you know, umm.. about ABSOLUTELY EVERY OTHER LINE SPOKEN OUT OF HIS MOUTH, Smartass. Oh, by the way, I don't know where you live, but here "ass" is considered swearing. You wouldn't wanna scream horse asses in front of children, would you?
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Love how be brave man just stood like a pole in cement while the waves where thrashing against the boat and cannon balls being shot into it. Absolute legend
+Shane McCormick The guy puking into an invisible ground makes me think that part of the programmation crew had no idea what they were doing. Because once you built the engine for a game like this, it shouldn't be hard to make the puke go all the way down to the ground.
assassin's creed unity fuck my asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssassin fell through the level now I need to reload at the last save point..
I know everyone is talking about the “BE BRAVE” guy, but can we just quickly appreciate this sequence? 4:07 This literally cracks me up on a daily. “I don’t even know what that means, You just said a NONSENSE statement.”
"be brave motherfuckers" "be brave bloody bastards" "be brave assholes" "be brave horses asses" "be brave son of a bitches" "be brave pile of shits" "be brave fuckers" "be brave you quacks" "be brave shit asses" "we don't die today bitches" this guy knows how to motivate the crew.
Patched Swear Guy is such a badass he doesn't even need to lean with the swaying boat, he can just stand straight up as the whole thing moves under his feet.
Omg, I have watched this so many times and only now noticed just before he meets the "sleepy-not-sleepy-but-fighty-sleepy" man look to the bottom right. there is a head of a guy obviously walking in the water but his head is just below the wooden walkway. All this time. He must be soaked through. We need to get Jerma to play this game again and put that poor guy out of his misery. I don't know if I'll ever fully sleep comfortably again knowing that not only is he down there but he is not acknowledged. I'll pray for him during my very rare bouts of sobriety.
It's like someone saw AC: BF and went "You know what... we can copy that." and then proceeded to put everything that looked cool into the game. It's like that a kid that puts everything he thinks is cool into a story he makes for english. "AND THE DINOSAUR FOUGHT MECHA GODZILLA AND IT WAS RAINING BLUE LAVA AND PURPLE FIRE RAIN"
Astounds me how the bit about the sleeping pirate jumping up to attack Jerma when he pulls out the gun is 100% exactly what I expect on a Jerma stream today, except for like 12 minutes straight.
This was the hardest I've laughed from a video in a while. Quality stuff, Jerma. I can't wait to see the Scream Swears Be Brave guy in the next Jerma Rumble.
Jerma. They just re-released this game. Saying its an improved version of it. Will you consider giving it a playthrough ? The game is now called = Vendetta: Curse of the Ravens Cry
Cayote Peterson from "BraveWilderness" must've been a pirate in a past life. I swear I always think of this video every time I hear him say "be brave".
If Jerma had done half of the voice acting in this game like he did in this video, I'd buy it immediately. Also, R.I.P in pepperoni Brave Swear Guy. You were a true hero.
That part where everyone was saying "excuse me" and shit all at once seriously sounds like the video where the guy replaced every sound file in Morrowind with the Tim Allen grunt.
The swear guy saying "We don't die today you bitches!" while the ship is already underwater is the best part of the video.
no. he said: WE GONE DIE TODAY YOU BITCHES
+Munchies romero I thought that it was: WE'VE DONE DIED TODAY, YOU BITCHES!
+Munchies romero He totally said we dont.
We don't die today you bitches
Game over
HAHAH i died when he said that. hilarious af
Rest In Peace "Be Brave Guy" his insults made us fear nothing but himself getting removed from the game.
Wait they removed him?
MonsterMaker754 - Did you watch the video?
@@DiggerDeeper01 What I mean Jerma makes jokes, you think he doesn't make joke? Maybe he was joking aunno I mean if he was taken out someone better mod the game to bring him back is all I'm saying.
@@TheTC What, but you can clearly hear in the last clip, his voice lines and actor had changed.
@@kjullthedemon It's been two slutty, slutty years so the memory's foggy but I think I was gaslight sarcasming.
Patch Notes: (v 6.66)
+Did fuck all to the game
-Removed the BE BRAVE guy
+Added idiotic bumbling on the ship
"Be Braaaaaaave" guy for Jerma Rumble 4
+Extreme Kiwi He is an integral part of the crew!
+Extreme Kiwi He is an integral part of the crew!
+Extreme Kiwi yes
He didn't make it.
KOMET* *cries*
y-yknow don't say swe--
*BE BRAAAAAVE HORSES ASSES*
None of those are swear words.
"motherfuckers" is not a swear word? seriously?
Company007 I was talking, you know, umm.. about ABSOLUTELY EVERY OTHER LINE SPOKEN OUT OF HIS MOUTH,
Smartass.
Oh, by the way, I don't know where you live, but here "ass" is considered swearing.
You wouldn't wanna scream horse asses in front of children, would you?
Kbolter NORRIS Ass means Donkey in american.
And I was talking about his comment, not the whole video :)
Company007 Guys... i don't think anybody gives a fuck
"We don't die today, you bitches!" -As the ship has already sunken.
"Be braaaaave pile of sheeits!"
brb going to hospital due to laughing my ass completely off
Dane, your everywhere.
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So immersive
Smitteys86 It's like I'm really there.
Seriously, someone should extract the sounds from the swearing pirate guy and use them as sound effects instead.
my hitsound
BE BRAVE
BE BRAVE
BE BRAVE ...
GalaxyOfWaffles NEW I come to this video every day to get my confidence. It's hard man. But the hit sound
It works, as I never hit anything
R.I.P Swear Guy
Good night, sweet prince.
*****
But that was before the patch hit.
D- don't s-say sweaaares!
GreenleafFPS mind your profanity
Swear guy can live on, in Jerma Rumble 4.
Plz include swear man in JR4!
*WE DON'T DIE TODAY YOU BEETCHES*
Jerma's reaction was priceless :D
I always thought it said "We gonna die today bitches"
The Guy Who Tries
I thought it was “We done died today you bitches!”
It was perfect timing.
it's we'll die today you bitches! as they stand still while the ship sinks to the bottom of the ocean
"Be brave motherfuckers!"
"We gon' die today, bitches!"
"No."
Someone get this trending, and quick! *Before the plague hits!*
Look what I started
#No.
Love how be brave man just stood like a pole in cement while the waves where thrashing against the boat and cannon balls being shot into it. Absolute legend
when the ship sank, the swear guy said "It's all your fault"
WE DONE DIE TODAY, YOU BITCHES.
I used to be brave, motherfuckers
That was before the patch hit.
You win
***** Yeahhh it was that easy...
It's like someone thought they could make a better version of AC: Black Flag on a potato.
+the_rabidsquirel Using a carrot.. This makes Black Flag look like game of the century..
wait... when was this released?
the_rabidsquirel ain't nobody got time fo dat! But nice one 👍
Why does this game have parts that look like AAA titles but others that look like asset flips.
+Shane McCormick The guy puking into an invisible ground makes me think that part of the programmation crew had no idea what they were doing. Because once you built the engine for a game like this, it shouldn't be hard to make the puke go all the way down to the ground.
I like how the Be Brave Man is so powerful his voice echoes without anything to echo off
Some day, when my sailboat sinks in the middle of the ocean, I will scream to my crew "We don't die today, you bitches!"
They would've sank happy after hearing that.
BE BRAVE, YOU PILE OF SHITS
Be brave swear guy for president 2016.
Better than trump
+Lord Potato So,,, True
+Jack Schidt Better than Hillary.
Trump 2020
@@bellatorpopo430 hopefully
"No" guy and "Be brave" guy confirmed for The Jerma Rumble 4
Haha that's so true :D
And the plague.
No guy should be skinny, Byeah are fat.
Adrenaline Rush That's why it's the reverse of Byeah, just like Jerma said.
The 99th "neuh" #562
"We dun die today, you bitches" has to be one of the greatest video game lines in history.
Somehow this game is still less broken than Assassin's Creed Unity.
But that was before the plague hit.
Lol sad story
- typical half assed responses to the aforementioned shitpost -
assassin's creed unity fuck my asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssassin fell through the level now I need to reload at the last save point..
***** - typical reply indicating that I am not interested in arguing over trivial things -
"We dont die today you bitches"
-Captain Scalywag's last words
Was the phrase "motherfuckers" even used back in ye olde pirate times?
I dont think it was.
Aaron MK This is actually in a not so distant future. Duh.
Emory LastNameNoLastName
[Twilight Zone theme]
Perhaps not the exact phrase, but saying people fuck their mothers in same way or another is a timeless insult.
"(The teillight zone theme)" DEH DEH DEH DEH DEH
Jerma : "We're sinking.."
BE BRAAAAVE Guy : "We don't die today, you bitches!"
Be Brave Guy for Jerma Rumble
"We don't die today bitches"
Said person dies
*insert fail horn here*
+g33k_ d4sh I thought it was We done died today bitches
Yeah, it was "We done died today, you bitches"
I thought he said "We gonna die today, bitches."
I know everyone is talking about the “BE BRAVE” guy, but can we just quickly appreciate this sequence?
4:07
This literally cracks me up on a daily.
“I don’t even know what that means, You just said a NONSENSE statement.”
What a delight it is to stumble back upon this after all these years
Did I ever tell you the story of Me Old BOOOONES?
Crashbox is my happy place.
You did tell me that story, before the plague hit.
SuperBonkFortress Me old BOONEEZZZ
this video always puts a smile on my face no matter how many times i come back to it
Same
real
real
i used to be brave, but that was before the plague hit.
You beat me to it.
goddammit
...and then the Fire Nation attacked...
Where did that even come from?
TheStormingPenguin h1z1 video
You need me... NOOOooo
Wow, It's like Ride to Hell: Retribution raped AC: Black flag.
And Ride to Hell had the dominant gene.
- DrinkTheEbolaNectarFromMyAfricanLovePump - Don't know if sarcasm or not.
don't forget Risen
Just stopping in here, NOBODY TALK TO "DRINK THE EBOLA NECTAR!!!" If we ignore it it'll go away.
Mr Madness Well said.
- DrinkTheEbolaNectarFromMyAfricanLovePump - Oh.
- DrinkTheEbolaNectarFromMyAfricanLovePump - lol
I hope there's a mod to put the swear guy back. :P
*Insert "Before the plague hit" joke here*
But that was before the plague hit.
Before the plague Hit
I used to make "before the plague hit jokes", but that was before the plague hit.
Be braaaaave before the plague hits!
i was a brave motherfucker but that's before the plague hit
"be brave motherfuckers"
"be brave bloody bastards"
"be brave assholes"
"be brave horses asses"
"be brave son of a bitches"
"be brave pile of shits"
"be brave fuckers"
"be brave you quacks"
"be brave shit asses"
"we don't die today bitches"
this guy knows how to motivate the crew.
Fun 'Fact':
Star voices every character in this game!
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gr8 b8 m8 i r8 str8 8/8 n0 h8 0 w8 m8 FOK U
lewis beechey 1v1 me noscopes only in my club penguin server u fucking scrub.
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 str8 8/8 n0 h8 0 w8 m8 GG PLUZ LEAF MEH LONEEZ
Assassin's Creed Black Flag Digital Gold Edition - $45 on steam (or whenever a sell hits)
or
Raven's Cry - $46 on steam
What would you rather get
Raven's Cry.
+The Imperial Combine Black Flag, Raven's Cry looks like crap
+The Imperial Combine now its 55 dollars on steam
+The Imperial Combine None.
Omg
Patched Swear Guy is such a badass he doesn't even need to lean with the swaying boat, he can just stand straight up as the whole thing moves under his feet.
I want "Be braaaaaaaaaaaaave" as my TF2 hitsound
Ever do that?
Okay. That's it. I'm making a pile of shit and selling it, since you are apparently allowed to do that these days! Gonna be fucking rich.
***** And that's not even including the DLCs.
Didn't you hear? Early-Access is really "pay me for my ideas even though I don't have the wherewithal to follow through with them".
Cards against humanity already did this. They only had limited boxes, sold out within hours of launch.
Emory LastNameNoLastName Make sure the DLCs all contain only weapons which are either completely useless or completely OP.
You have to sell it on steam. What's the game gonna be called? Be brave pile of sheets?
This is my comfort food. I consume it 3-10 per year.
PS The "Sleeping-Get Up-Sleeping" guy is the best NPC ever made.
Omg, I have watched this so many times and only now noticed just before he meets the "sleepy-not-sleepy-but-fighty-sleepy" man look to the bottom right. there is a head of a guy obviously walking in the water but his head is just below the wooden walkway. All this time. He must be soaked through. We need to get Jerma to play this game again and put that poor guy out of his misery. I don't know if I'll ever fully sleep comfortably again knowing that not only is he down there but he is not acknowledged. I'll pray for him during my very rare bouts of sobriety.
It's like someone saw AC: BF and went "You know what... we can copy that." and then proceeded to put everything that looked cool into the game. It's like that a kid that puts everything he thinks is cool into a story he makes for english. "AND THE DINOSAUR FOUGHT MECHA GODZILLA AND IT WAS RAINING BLUE LAVA AND PURPLE FIRE RAIN"
How the fuck did you find out my middle school essay?
*****
That's EVERYONE'S middle school English essay.
Well, that was before the plague hit.
No, not really, it's a rather fun game.
Swear guy is the pirate spy in disguise.
He's the pirate spy but it's twenty years later and it's a post apocalyptic pirate world. Didn't you read the lore?
No, he's in fact...
...the seal spy.
Dee de dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee
R.I.P. BE BRAVE dude. you were untimely patched.
He was too good for this world 😔
The part where the woman was pissing into the bushes was beautiful.
I missed this before, at 1:50 and 3:30 the BE BRAVE man yells "it's all your fault you rascals" - he's not great at motivation
Astounds me how the bit about the sleeping pirate jumping up to attack Jerma when he pulls out the gun is 100% exactly what I expect on a Jerma stream today, except for like 12 minutes straight.
"Wait.. don't tell me.. Yup, this lady is pissing into a bush.."
This was the hardest I've laughed from a video in a while. Quality stuff, Jerma. I can't wait to see the Scream Swears Be Brave guy in the next Jerma Rumble.
Jerma used to do TF2 videos, but that was before the plague hit.
End of the line was hype.
That was before the plague hit.
lostfan10000 please explain the joke everyone uses here to me xc
Mad Fox you should watch jermas video on H1 Zed 1 you'll understand after you watch it xD
Mad Fox Watch Jerma's AITCH 1 ZED 1 video.
***** Cole Roney
I'm on it. Thanks btw didnt watch the whole thing first timw
I used to be a brave pile of shit.
But that was before the plague hit.
Areyou going to ruin this channels comment section too
spookwagen didn't have clones, but that was before the plague hit...
Fake accounts weren't in existence, but that was before the plague hit.
God damn it why are you here?
This is a fake account, they were everywhere. But that was before the plague hit
Am I cool now?
it says alot that like 7 or 8 years later I still think about the be brave m-fer guy dissapearing
5:40 you have to be brave to see that
Jerma. They just re-released this game. Saying its an improved version of it.
Will you consider giving it a playthrough ?
The game is now called = Vendetta: Curse of the Ravens Cry
And... He did!
*yeah Yeah YEah YEAh YEAH YEAH! YEAH!!!!*
By the "reverse of byeah" part, I was already laughing my ass off, but the lady pissing into the bush was the end of me.
Thanks to Jerma these insults are constantly things that I to this day ring off when playing any team-based game.
Cayote Peterson from "BraveWilderness" must've been a pirate in a past life. I swear I always think of this video every time I hear him say "be brave".
They sound nothing alike
These audio bugs make the game scarier than Slender...
+CarozQH To be fair that's not really all that hard
"We don't die today BEECHES" he says as his boat sinks and he is already underwater
You may be gone, but never forgotten. So long, Be braaaaave guy.
Jesus, the dialogue scenes look like the Star Wars prequels; shot, reverse shot. Shot, reverse shot.
Jerma is becoming an excellent substitute for when I'm out of cr1tikal videos. Glad I found this guy.
This video was probably one of the hardest laughing fits of mine induced from anything ever.
"We don't die today you bitches" should be a death quote in every fucking game that existed.
Its funny how nowadays most triple A games are released in an unfinished state like this
0:39 "my name is eurrh Batman" why did i laugh at such a low effort joke?
"Turd sniffer" so that's where Star got it from
Assassins creed 67
Leaked footage
***** 69 xdddddddddddddddddd
get it ? cause sex joke xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
No, it's Assasins Creed 1337
LOL brilliant. Would not fuckin surprise me.
If Jerma had done half of the voice acting in this game like he did in this video, I'd buy it immediately.
Also, R.I.P in pepperoni Brave Swear Guy. You were a true hero.
This video may have sunk this game harder than any other aspect of it. Just one 7 minute vid clowning on it.
The "Be Brave" guy was one of the best parts of the game, easily.
Oh my god Jerma, how do you keep finding these terrible games?
It's a $50 title on Steam.
***** "Mostly Negative"
Welp. *adds to cart*
front page of steam's recommended new releases. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WarhammerGeek14
BYEAH
shit game DeTACtoR
That chicken bawk that he does at 4:52 is amazing.
5:43 "Yea this is a lady pissing into a bush" -Jerma 2015
This is probably the best video you have done in a while. They're all good but this takes the fucking cake.
Be Brave, Poopyheads
You know a game's serious when their hair floats whenever the camera angle changes.
Imagine being on a sinking ship and this is the last thing you hear 1:54
The way that they fuse to the ship as it sinks...
...be a part of ship!
We really need some good pirate themed games for a change.. it's a shame.
It's called black flag lol
biodude zerothree He said good pirate games
biodude zerothree
He said good.
But nyx, I thought humanity longed for death, not pirate games.
Wind Waker... I guess?
the be brave guy was amazing but Jerma's hen house impersonation was the funniest thing omg
Ride to Hell: Retribution: Standalone Pirate DLC
"be brave mothafuckas"
Oh, look, new Jerma video.
*Sees Raven's Cry is a Finished Game*
Oh no.
Fuck sake when you sank and he said that i had to pause the video for half an hour i could'nt recover hahaha.
"WE DON'T DIE TODAY YOU BITCHES"
*Dies*
Bro I remember watching this video the same day it came out. Sheesh this was a long time ago.
Still laugh my ass off about Swear guy every time 1:29 😂 - 4 years later, thank you Jerma for the amazing videos! 👍
0:26 I quote this exact "uh ohhhh" and the proceeding vocal inflections on words directly after constantly
1:23 Son of a bitches???? That doesn't even make any sense xD
It might be the son of multiple women, or "son of a bitch's [property item]", in possessive format, just cut off.
Wow this video is 3 years old XD iam laughing my ass off in 2018 and the year’s almost done
This never gets old.
*ship is sinking*
"WE DON'T DIE TODAY YOU BITCHES!"
I was eating a sandwich and I literally spit out some of it over my keyboard when the boat was sinking and that guy yelled "you bitches".
One of the most hardcore pirates I've ever seen ever since Cpt. Crunch m8
The be brave motherfuckers had me rolling on the floor, holy shit that was good
That part where everyone was saying "excuse me" and shit all at once seriously sounds like the video where the guy replaced every sound file in Morrowind with the Tim Allen grunt.
I feel sorry for everyone who spent $55 on this through Steam.
"Be Brave" guy for the next Jerma Rumble