Pizza Dude's Incredibly Stressful Life
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- Опубліковано 7 січ 2014
- Who knew delivering pizzas could be so dangerous.
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I am going to get stupidly rich, buy a fricking pirate ship, and then order pizza and laugh at the pizza guy fail at platforming
Did your plan work?
Do you have a gofundme?
HAHAHA I USED TO PLAY PIZZA DUDE WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND I NEVER MADE THAT THING I WOULD RAGE
@@azrilic8372 lol
Skill issue
Never in a game about pizza would I expect there to be an "armour" stat.
armor*
@@regan4497 yea
@@fuz5567 Yeah.*
it's where modern body armor comes from, delivering pizzas
@@Peter_Griffaaa You are correct
As somebody who used to deliver pizzas, I can tell you that this is how everyday work looked like. 9/10
The people who made this game deserve to play it as punishment
Apparently these guys are also responsible for the current lowest rated game on Steam, FlatOut 3
Lmao
Beta GTA6 gameplay.
More like alpha
***** geetz 6: the peetza days
4:12 I want this as my ringtone. ; )
Zodiark are you Sernandoe
Real
this game is kinda terrifying
kinda ?
Yep
3:32 "prepare and collect the following ingredients for: Come"
Wat?
+SaucyPuppetShow It says como, you maggot...
You think delivering pizzas is a _game?!_
Pizza Dude for the Jerma Rumble 4
Kobi M you are a genius
+Kobi M omg awesome idea
I'm starting to think that Jerma is delaying Jerma Rumble 4 on purpose just to see how many characters we'll request for it.
Jerma Rumble 4: Coming this spring!
Astronotix 757 Sorry mate
Jerma had found the next GTA
More like GPD (Grand Pizza Delivery).
Grand Theft Pizza
I work at a pizza place. That floating boxes thing isn't far off... Some customers are like that. One person wanted delivery but REFUSED to give his address. We denied him service and he DROVE TO THE STORE TO YELL CURSE WORDS AT US AND OUR CUSTOMERS!... pleasant people...
"Oh okay, I'll jut drive this to the middle of the Forrest and let you pick it up then!" That's how o would've reacted
Just fax the pizza to them, duh.
Some people's mothers must have bungee jumped while smoking unfiltered cigars while pregnant for them to be this stupid.
Do you still work at a pizza place
totally real story that definitely happened in real life
These main channel, old ass videos are some of my favorite videos on youtube.
Did anyone realise that this game uses the same engine as that dumb military game?
Really? Haha, no wonder it is terrible.
What military game?
Jerma has a video called "Quite Possibly The Dumbest Military Game Ever" which features the dumbest military game ever. Super funny :)
that's because they're made by the same company XD
warpatato call of duty?
The Pizza was aggressive.
Ah, yes please.
@@johnjohnjohnjohn556
*BONELESS PIZZA*
Jimmy I am cooking you a nice dinner meal
WAS aggressive
I'd like to note that you were going 60mph on an "armored" pizza scooter while doing a wheelie
I don't know why but 1:00 made me cry so hard.
Oh my god, the pizza dude looks like Jerma.
Jerma isn't a ginger, he does not have freckles, and he is not a blow up doll.
Chris Heron He said he *looks like Jerma* not *it is Jerma*
warpatato It looks nothing like him.
Tip to toe, that's Jerma
you guys see how much jerma loves us when he is playing these terrible games to entertain us
I love how this game somehow reminds me of all of my childhood games because so many things look like they somehow, impossibly, got ripped off from them. The quad and cars? GTA Vice City. Crates in the ocean? Half-Life.
The map is somehow a fusked up Miami/Vice CIty, because it still has supposedly London street props.
This video was made 9 years ago, the game was released in 2005 which is 18 years ago. Jerma played a game that was 9 years old at that time and I'm watching a him play the game in this time and after 9 years from here this video will be nearly 2 decades old and this game will become a retro classic. Nice.
This Game is legendary
4:34... the fucking dog is killing me
Why is it that only like 4 people live in this city?
The rest of them ate the pizza, and died of food poisoning.
Everyone's in there home
Or they starved as they never got their pizza. No wonder the dog never stops chasing the pizza guy
Nobody dares leave their house whenever the pizza dude is driving around
4:13 best moment in Jerma History.
Just you wait buddy....
Now That i think it,Delivering Pizzas is some Serious Shit
9 fucking years ago, "i gotta get a soaty, lemme get a soaty" entered my vocabulary for the rest of my life.
Ten years later, and I hope it’s still in your vocabulary
0:08 This is a story about a man named Jeremy. Jeremy worked for a company in a pizza parlor where he was employee number 427.
stanley parable reference
Hey there's the pineapple, the soda, aw coffee, cheetos, chickehhhn.
I would joke about this pizza game, but I feel like it might be.. too cheesy.
Ba dum tsh
I bet the producers of this game are just "rollin in the dough"
If you don't beat the game in 30 minutes or less, it's free.
I'm sick of you weirdoughs making puns.
Well aren't you a bit saucy today?
The new GTA VI looks nice
Forget everything, this game has memories of my most depressed part of life when I was alone (with my aunt) and everyone was out either for job or to study, I had handfull of games like this and it was only source of happiness in my life. You can understand the magnitude of my boring life that I liked going to school just to have someone to talk to.
Also someone give this guy in thumbnail some face wash.
I think they’re just freckles
Hope you are doing well
I... Don't... Use... A CHAINSAW!!!!!!
Don't you mean "Don't Use My Chainsaw!!" ?
Boo Fire No I meant what I wrote
it's true he uses an AK47 i watched the movie right now.
megastoejoe i think he uses a mtn dew getto blasta
You use a chainsaw now
The texture of the boxes are taken from Half Life 2:26
yeah i was about to post that comment, i mean they might be using the gold source engine to make this, so if they are the boxes would already be in the coding
Definitely not GoldSrc, but it is from HL1
+FRSyndicate2 why wouldnt it be?
It's from a game team called Team 6 Studios. They also made the psychopath taxi drivers game from Jerma's video, and the "dumbest military game ever". Also, they made a couple of games that cr1tikal has played. They all use the same engine, and some of them even share the same maps and props/buildings.
+Sam Silzer textures aren't in the code. I am facepalming too hard.
I really hate their faces containing the souls of the dead
that dog is SCP 9002, when it get your scent it will stop at nothing to pissing at you.
Years later and this still stands at the best jerma video title of all time
Tower This one is good but I like Jerma Rumble live more.
4:11 oh the sounds jerma makes when he's desperate
i'm gonna call soda's "so-tees" from now on, just because of this vid
@Brokkr MMM YEAH SO-TEE YA GOTTA GE-
the pizza is a pie
the pie is a cake
the cake is a lie
the lie is a pizza
Jerma works at a pizza place.
Jerma answers the phone by saying "hello, hello?"
Jerma is phone guy confirmed.
Meme Lord Just a one video...please,FNAF fanfags...plz
Meme Lord 69th like!
Oh FUCK I just liked a comment about Fnaf.
I'm going to go kill myself.
Meme Lord Hate to break it to you, but fnaf is gay.
William Darland I never knew that an inanimate game could not only hold sexual desire but also a sexual preference over the same gender. How would it even find a game of its own gender considering that it is just a piece of software on a computer that has no gender.
I wonder how grandpa would have handled this.
How hasn't this game gotten a Game Of The Year yet?
It's going to get the Game of the Century. Just wait.
***** Game of the millennium.
Hey Jerma, if you'd be open to doing any more TF2 Stipulation videos, I'm going to make a few requests!
1) As a medic, you are ONLY allowed to uber snipers, spies or other medics.
And a different Challenege...
2) Open console and type "+attack2". Play Medic, and hide the corner of your screen from yourself so that you have absolutely no idea how much ubercharge you have at any given time.
Yes.
I want this.
hes got the right idea
but what dose +attack2 do
Transformerpro
it's as if you keep pressing constantly alternate fire
dont understand
I just wanted to say thanks Jerma. I in a really bad spot in my life and I wanted you to know it really does impact peoples lives when you make videos. Keep up the good work.
I am pretty down right now, too and his and Star_'s videos also have a really cheering effect on me.
Oh, and since you are down currently... *hugs you* I hope you get better, mate!
DarklordAbraxas Yay everyone go get interweb hugs
Yes I would like some tomahto
Some cheddar cheeshe
A little bit of ROTTEN PEPPERS from your garden
I was just watching one of your videos, and bam, a new one.
Laughed harder than I have in a while at this one
5:25 this "dog" looks like alien dog from half life
Man, I love binging old Jerma vids.
I feel like the platforming on boxes over water is a reference to Yo Noid, but I don’t think the people who made this game even thought of that.
Apparently this game is made by the same dev team that would go on to make FlatOut 3, currently one of the lowest rated games on Steam
After coming home from an incredibly boring day I am greeted by the sight of this video and I know that this is going to be a good night.
oh my god i played it a few years back and it was like "ok, not great but ok" and now i'm not even considering that a videogame
Thank you so much for kickin boo in the arse to get him uploading again, we are eternally grateful
"how do i pizzuh"
Who the hell orders fries with a pizza?
EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR YOU
Pootis Pow Why am I not surprised your a scout commenter?
why am i surprised you're not?
Pootis Pow I never order fries with my pizza.
If this becomes an argument...
4:40 Just the face of the dog dude ... like dammit
Sometimes life is really hard man, without your videos I don't know how many more nights I couldn't sleep at all. Thank you Jerma! Keep doing this please.
0:15
Jerma is the Phone Guy?!
Jerma guy/purple guy confirmed
5:46 i cant stop laugh :D i play this game many years ago and the dog is so anoying..
SovietJaeger Yeah :3
I played this game a long time ago, i used to collect dogs and i was scared of them, there were bad ones and good ones
4:12 to 4:15 best sound ever! I've made that sound many times while trying to beat the clock in various games. Love your vids jerma.
I could really go for a pizza now, even though it's 1:30am, but I have none even if I wanted to.
4:20 jerma when he gets accused of cannibalism
I love this video. It’s a Jerma classic.
This is the best video ive seen in a while here on youtube. I was laughing so loud that my mother came to my room to check if everything was ok... I watched again 2 times. MOAR!
I actualy found the frech ries image on google :D
I don’t even know how I got here but damn, this was funny as hell
You’ve reached Jerma
@@ghostcoffee1099you’ve reached peak jerma985
I swear at the start of the video he did the phone guy parody and didn’t even realize
those graphics oh god
100x better then gta V
2:28 I love the position when he died that the hand was on the knee and both his legs were in the water but he's dead, and still has the pizza box. Never touch water, or else you'll die and end up like that.
Jerma you make my days brighter dude! Keep up the good work you are funny AF😂
jerma do you use fraps? if so any settings to recommend?
Fraps have extremely simple settings: Full quality, half quality and choice of FPS, id say Jerma uses full quality and 60fps. Just note that Fraps hits your performance quite hard depending on PC spec's. If you have the gtx600 and up then you should use ShadowPlay, it is in beta and won't record all games, but it is still loads better than Fraps since you lose more or less no FPS recording with it.
EDIT: DxTory also seems as a good recording software, Seananners uses it.
UA-cam compresses videos down to 30fps regardless of what format you record in. You want to be recording in at least 1280x720 for HD, and I would say recording in anything over 60fps is overkill. I actually recommend DXtory nowadays because it gives you many more options than fraps.
***** You forgot the sound at the end!!!
***** These programs are not really hitting your performance, it's about write speeds. If you want to use it, you need an SSD.
+Mr. Meeseeks Did Morty make you ask this?
That dog reminds me of it follows - the movie
I sure didn't know delivering pizzas could be so dangerous, Jerma! This is shocking! I will definitely keep this in mind for my future jobs.
looking at pizza dude's face actually gives my a headache
peppers = rotten tomatoes
Where is he getting all these awesome games?
THANKS FOR POSTING JERMA
How did I watch this around 4-5 years ago yet didn't realize those boxes in the water by the port are using the same textures in half life 1.
4:13 DAT laugh.......
He sounds like a clown XD
TopKekMeister it kinda sound like the demonic laugh from call of duty zombies
Nostalgia LOL
lol it is
At 2:11 the plane takes the weirdest turn ever.
As always, a great vid by Jerma! And for some reason when I watched this I thought of what it would be like for Jerma to play Crazy Taxi. Lol he'd probably go wtf at the underwater passengers going to Pizza Hut and KFC.
Didn't knew the guys that deliver pizzas have to wear body armor...
Oh yeah. Don't you know how many pizza men are shot a year?
2...maybe 3?
omg jerma senpai why you so good.
I remember playing this game now a long time.
Good times.
I actually like the idea of a game where you deliver stuff, like on a bike or skateboard, and can earn extra cash doing tricks along the way to the delivery (and its open-world with lots of secrets and whatnot).
So essentially Crazy Taxi but delivery boy instead of cabby.
oh my god the map in this game is from an old pc game i had called Scooter warz it's the exact same map
+vampire48 Hooooly shit, you're right!
same dev's too, I checked out their website for shits and giggles, they said that this entire game was originally just re-scripted programming from another game they made.
No noise at the end :'(
More of this please
CONGRATZ JERMA ON 200K SUBS!!!
Mr. Jerma, I have to ask. How on earth do you fin these games? Anyway, great video, can't wait for the next one. :D
Exactly what I was going to ask.
How the hell does he find those games, like really??
MrFunnyman808
Ah, thank you my friend. I'm glad you found my spelling error. I'll try not to make any grammar mistakes on UA-cam. (This is not in any way sarcastic at all.)
Uploaded exactly 7 years ago to the day
It’s a decade old now…
I seriously thought (and kinda hoped) jerma was going to play that sound clip from the papa's burgeria video when grandpa was bitching at the pizza guy over the phone at the beginning of this video XD
This game is pure nostalgia for me
Still not as hard as 3D gta games.
I don't think that's peppers, that's capsicum.
Capsaicum is the genus that has all peppers. So those are peppers. In the Capsaicum genus.
Matthew Sawchuk Capcaicin is what makes peppers "hot," right? I don't remember.
Yes. Capsaicin is the hot stuff, and Capsaicum is the genus.
Thank you!
I like to think that Jerma was making a face akin to the Greedy Grinner during 4:12
I like when the Pizza Dude is stuck in the car's grill and when Jerma moves the camera it looks like the Pizza Dude is shrugging his sholders to say "well, what you going to do?"
*clicks on link to video, gets Dominoes commercial*
Well played, UA-cam.
Jerma, you HAVE to play, the prison simulator "Hard Time" It would be hilarious!
damn hes about to rn