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- Опубліковано 8 бер 2016
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/ blordow - Ігри
So young, and full of life. He will be missed.
rip :(
The sicko we have today isn’t even recognizable as this young boy here
cant believe he died today of the common cold
@@elxde0 NO, HE DIED OF JERMATITUS
@@lilyliao9521 you've got it confused, that's what killed markiplier
Holy shit he looks super young here despite being 50. Moisturizing does wonders!
knew this was a recent comment just by how it was worded
Adrenochrome
Yeah, bathing in the blood of virgins does that to ya.
(Chat are the virgins)
jermadrenochrome
The lighting here makes him look older to me tbh.
My favorite part of this video will always be that Jerma's asshole is a loaf of sliced bread.
It's a sliced bread of loaf.
It's a breaded loaf slice
A Baa Closefisted Florid.
my dog just fucked a hot pocket and idk if I should still eat it
It's sliced loaf a bread of.
if you look at the back of the picture at 3:50, the light reveals that it's actually a picture of sliced bread.
Its a yeast infection
I think it was the sunset rock actually
I've been doing nothing but teleport bread for three weeks
4 years and i didnt notice this. you ruined this for me ;(
@@penguindomino9461 I would ask how he got an anal yeast infection, but there's a couple things that prevent this;
1. I really don't want to know how, it's a scary concept
2. It's Jerma. I'm not surprised he had something like this happen.
Jerma's self proclaimed best joke
Because it is!
He’s actually right
It is
For sure. In today's stream he confirmed that this is his favourite video on this channel
@@Gentle_slav which stream was that
Jerma: has nightmares that he would be naked on stream
Also Jerma: takes and develops pictures of himself naked for a 4 minute video
Just watched this because he mentioned it in his Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe Edition stream. It didn't disappoint, I can see why he said it's one of his favorite videos he's made. Good jokes
Also found it from that
I came back to re-watch it because of that. lul. it's still good.
Same
vod? time stamp?
@@isaac5075 1:36:40
This is Jerma's favorite joke
yup....this is it
As someone who’s been watching jerma since middle school I can confirm it does not get better than this.
Such a classic.
@@max3784 as someone who has been watching jerma since middle school, idk, ive laughed really fucking hard at his recent stuff
The random naked dude for Jerma Rumble
Yes
Burgah boy
+Honey Badger His name would just be ???
As he comes on stage, Jerma would say, "And here comes!... I... Who is that? I don't know who that is. Is he a wrestler?"
Jerma's butt for jerma rumble
Bring on the jerma rumble!
I feel like there are never enough comments about how Jerrma looks, acts and speaks exactly like the Scout
But a lot more stiff :c
not entirely, the scout is more of a loudmouth than jerma ;)
WGKhaos fair enough
Well, the scout is him.
I'm here to celebrate that it is now OFFICIAL that the scout was based of Jerma
I see how this is Jerma’s favorite joke in that it actually has a setup and punchline, unlike other Jerma jokes that are just utter insanity
The way you shot this video was cinematic as fuck
+HaveANiceDay
I wondered why no one else pointed this out.
Yes it's so amazing
fletch40 I
The dirty photos joke could have been a real big flop, but you know what?
You nailed the joke, 10 /10.
+SheepNoNeedForSleep Heh, big flop.
Flaccid.
I laghed harder at the "big flop" thing that the whole video, and the video was hilarious XD
+SheepNoNeedForSleep XD nailed...
+GalaxyGhoul Perhaps it was a half-cocked sort of idea
"Ey ma? Don't look in the trash"
Why do I get the feeling this is not the first time Jerma has uttered this sentence?
last time he threw out his dignity
Like when he threw a whole sleeve of oreos in his mom's bed?
that sick fucks hiding a body in there
At first this seemed like it would be an innocent and cool video.i thought I could watch it during class without laughing out loud. But I had forgotten the Jerma factor, and nearly split myself in two.
Rip in peace
Put that phone away, timmy!
Bier Bart
EXACTLY
+4ven8 This got 25 likes? Holy hell. It's been a long time since I got that many.
@@SparksX18 571!
they said they sent 700,000 photos but they really sent 91
And most were the same photo
comedic timing of a saint
never stop
+NeoCranium Why do I feel like you and all the other people in Criken's videos are just all over the fuckin internet.
+Nesh. they are in that "criken" community. they are just well loved underdogs
***** Yes I know, Neo is one of my favorite youtubers.
NeoCranium he stopped
He stopped
It’s uncanny seeing how wholesome jermas yt comments were 6 yrs back
They were strangely coherently ,,, so,,, normal,,
Too bad he became A DERANGED CANNIBALISTIC FIEND
I like how the pieceful music just sort-STOPS... right as he descovers a weird photo...really pushs the idea that this is messing up the idea
Love it how he makes it extra awkward. It's hilarious.
Tom Jerry you mean, SHORT - stops?
What a handsome young man. I hope he doesnt go completely insane and watch infomercials on stream one day.
Aww. I wanted a pic of one of those rocks.
+kala captain did he say something improper?
+Superpwnage09 _rocks_ is a metaphor for nutsack in this case
+MewTwo The Soldier Main
Dude, he should do a giveaway!!
AGrayPhantom Of rocks!!?? Hell yeah!!! I'd love to get a rock from his backyard!!!
"He's got two great big rocks, but nothing compared to his big hard cock" - Smiffy, 2015
I like how he got more photos developed than the camera could actually take
I remember watching jerma on this channel and he just stopped uploading one day and it took me over 2 years to realize he was an actual psychopathic twitch streamer
I found his 700,000 games video in early 2018 and I was lucky to find 2ndjerma right after. So that was right when he stopped uploading
@@BananaPhoPhilly I started watching when demon lord at Freddy’s came out and I went YEARS without realizing that he didn’t just disappear off the face of the planet. I’m complete honesty, I forgot he existed until I saw his second “channel update” video
The craziest part is that even though this video is old as hell he was already in his thirties when he made this.
He was also well into his thirties when he VOMITTED A WHOLE SLEEVE OF OREOS ON HIS MOTHER'S BED
Watching this during the Stanley Parable stream and realizing I watched this ages ago before I knew who Jerma really was
Hard to believe this was only 6 years ago. He was so youthful. Rest in peace Jeremy.
Gosh, what a comedic genius. I remember watching this when I was 12, laughing my ass off. Gone too soon. rest in peace Jerma.
God damn Jerm I love you.
God damn Jerm
Got d*amn Jerm
Jerry, stop getting attractive... It's killing me.
He kinda looks like Christian Bale in American Psycho.
clowncave wow you’re right
He looks like the gta 5 wine guy from the live action rumble.
Vorebjörn do u know his dad
jerry
it seriously looks like he was taking photos for grindr
This made me leave the stanley parable stream
Jokes aside, hes fucking handsome.
+xXSpaceMexicanXx
All successful You tubers are...
Technocracy Boogie2988?
@@MagpieEpicdude kwebbelkop
Yes, very.
Technocracy maybe but the jermboi is actually funny too
9/10
this could have been 10/10 if that was stars asshole and he recognized it
+Dickchan You mean it would have been an 8
+Whereisthearmynow nope he means a 10
+TheDragonMaster5431
You don't get the joke.
That was legitimately the strangest video Jerma has ever made.
+awesomeguy2271 the box one was pretty close though
Ever seen filthy frank?
you ever watched the egg video?
Xavier H. nooo...please elaborate.
Actually I may have but don't recognize the name.
Strange with surprisingly good production. I'd love more Jerma live action skits.
so this is where the blue door leads
I started off thinking: "oh a serious video. Jerma's changed." And than the end happened. I'm dying :D
I think the problem here is, you expected Jerma to do a serious video. Jerma. Serious. Get the problem?
from the stream 5/2/2022 truly the best collection of photos in photography ever
i guess you could say he was
rock hard
+Dave Strider
He also was
out in the woods.
get it
cause he had his penis out?
+Dave Strider
He also was
out in the woods.
get it
cause he had his junk out
Jerma why did you tell us to watch this
1:50 I'm actually crying
Y
+Penguin Plays its so sad
That's a uh, private one. Just put that in the privacy pile.
Why did he tell me to watch this
Stopped watching the Stanley parable stream to watch this
"My favorite video I've ever made" - Jerma on today's stream
The mestrip parable
I expected a normal video.
Nah, of course I didn't. It's Jerma.
stanley
Why did he tell us to watch this.
Context for a reference
@@fartox1742 what?
#lootget!
I still find it really funny when he references something from this channel in his streams and his viewers don't know what the hell he's talking about. Only the unluckiest Jerma985 fans have been trapped and forced to watch his videos in horror for almost a decade. Jokes aside though it's really cool to see how far he's come and how much he's improved.
I always find it crazy when people don’t know about his channel since I’ve been watching him since his "Grab The Auto 5" video back in 2015 when it first came out. I was lucky enough to watch new uploads on this channel before he moved on to streaming. Always been such a hilarious guy.
Jerma, I really think you would make a great actor.
For porn
“These are fucking terrible”
His delivery is just so good.
Hi Chat :)
Jerma has such a high amount of likes for the views that he gets, shows how much we love the guy and want to make sure he gets a good breakfast.
of eggs
watching this cause jerma on stream just told me to
real
i am here jerma
Jerma went from the scout to Chris Evans
I REALLY wish Jerma would do more sketch comedy he’s so genuinely creative and funny
WHAT???
Wonder what the devs would think if you if you used up every photo in game on the dead kids body then asked for them to be developed?
Those pictures were for Star.
You know which ones.
That's a pretty bland sky, though.
the rocks. cuz star rocks
+Nick Seger Would u say Jerma and Star_ have a rocky relationship?
Wellp.
+EposVox I don't know who you are, but you have a verification tag, so I'm here for the thumbs up that are given when you reply to a famous person.
Lmao 👍
+Avi Hey, look it worked! I wonder, if I put this pile of words saying how it worked out for you, here, it could end up working out for me!
GENIUS.
xD
+EposVox I see you everywhere... This is crazy xD.
You told me to
Can't believe he's only 300 years old in this video!
Omfg Jerma you are a god at making skits, you are like SNL but funny
FUCK SNL AND THE WHOLE CAST
That joke was nailed perfectly and i loved how u cut out the happy atmospheric music every time there was a dick pic fucking hilarious
I can understand why this is his Favorite video. the comedy is top notch
Imagine you actually let them develop your photos but by the time they arrive it's all pictures of you, while asleep
stanley parable pog
the video jeremy is the most proud of, apparently
jerma stream
Into the trash.
And straight into our hearts.
That last picture was just a Star selfie.
came from the stream
this was the last straw, i was a 35 month jerma subscriber but now ive decided to end it all
thanks for telling us about this again, Jerma
That's so fucking strange, Jerma is so fucking strange and that's what's so great.
Jerma told me, i had to im sorry
Jerma told me to come watch.
The Thumbnail made Jerma look like he was from a video game.
I can see that.
3:10
That has to be Star_.
+Martin Johnson Nah Ster_ has shown his face on both this channel and his stream before.
Oh. Must have missed that...
+Martin Johnson That looks nothing like Ster
+Martin Johnson That looks nothing like Star_.
Nah he dont look like that
He should've done a plot twist where the ones he threw away are the actual game pics and he kept the nude ones.
Here from the stream
He's mailing those pics to STAR_ as we speak.
But what if Ster was the one who took them in the first place?
His mom is
the "It's somebody's asshole, I hope it's not mine" line sounded like something out of a Gordan Ramsay clip.
The beginning of this feels like a video essay
Here from Stanley Stream, all Stanley Stream Watchers unite
jerma is the final boss of internet comedy
He became a meme 2 Times!
Kubrick stare
the youtuber voice, oh god...
Yo! There is a face in the left of the Jerma selfie! At 1:45
Jerma told me to watch this
the best jerma joke
Why is Jerma so hunky in HD?
I'm not gay or anything, but damn.
Rip has to point out he's no gay
+Regret Aleks Perhaps a more pertinent question, and one not answered, is how the fuck did Firewatch take pictures of the real Jerma? Is his computer magic?
cause jerma is hot
Hi chat
I can see why Jerma thinks this is his best joke, this was always my favorite video from his original channel. The "I don't know who the fuck this is" part never fails to make me laugh
6 years later and this is still hilarious
From this day onward, i will introduce people to jerma with this video. I will completely be stonefaced and tell them that this was real
i found this through the randomizer and this is gold, makes me regret not getting into jerma when i first found out about him
Some times if I try hard enough I like to imagine a world where jerma is a real person and he makes everyone happy.