Rating Every Recipe in Tears of the Kingdom

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @j0rts
    @j0rts  Рік тому +285

    Please don't make me eat any more acorns.

  • @Chubby_Bub
    @Chubby_Bub Рік тому +476

    It was localized to just "Hard Boiled-Egg", but in Japanese it's specifically _onsen tamago_ (literally "hot springs egg") which is a special traditional method for making _soft-boiled eggs_ with a unique texture. Also explains why there's a quest about it.

    • @lambdaman256
      @lambdaman256 Рік тому +47

      Yeah and these are much, much better than normal hard-boiled eggs, both texture and flavor wise. I'd say it would earn a 4.0 myself.

    • @PROPLAYEN
      @PROPLAYEN Рік тому +21

      I guess that explains why they're called Hot Spring Eggs in the Mother 3 Fan Translation

    • @zqmxq
      @zqmxq 9 місяців тому +6

      How did the localization turn soft to hard

    • @zqmxq
      @zqmxq 9 місяців тому +2

      Also explains how you make hard boiled eggs in 20 seconds

    • @Abigail-hu5wf
      @Abigail-hu5wf 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@zqmxqBy assuming soft-boiled = "uncooked". Same as how Monster Hunter translates "perfectly-cooked" into "well-done", which is an exact linguistic word-for-word translation that utterly obliterates the meaning lol.

  • @doom7850
    @doom7850 Рік тому +689

    The fact the bread and the cheesy bread aren’t 5 stars means you haven’t tried really good fresh baked bread or cheesy garlic bread before. 10/10, 11/10, 13/10, 100/10.

    • @CGammer101
      @CGammer101 Рік тому +14

      Ik. They are so good

    • @twobladedswordsandmauls2120
      @twobladedswordsandmauls2120 Рік тому +47

      In fairness, this particular bread was made in a stone wok by boiling wheat in salt water in a process that took less than 10 seconds.

    • @spencereades3457
      @spencereades3457 Рік тому +15

      Yeah, with no leavening agent this bread is not gonna look like the picture. At best you get matzah though. Not half bad.

    • @borb43
      @borb43 Рік тому +3

      Garlic bread!!!!!!! Let’s go

    • @ThePrimeGenera
      @ThePrimeGenera Рік тому +3

      Exactly. The Bread Pirate for the win

  • @TheBreadPirate
    @TheBreadPirate Рік тому +126

    I will never forgive you. You have sinned against bread.

  • @glukkogobrrr
    @glukkogobrrr Рік тому +120

    Lets be real. If there was a zelda anime, based on botw or Totk, there shoud be a filler episode, where link tries to make a cake

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon Рік тому +7

      ​@rowansharp6211link then tries Zelda's disaster and eats it like it's the best thing ever.

  • @ReverendTed
    @ReverendTed Рік тому +149

    Note to the unaware: If you haven't watched the Unraveled episode where Brian David Gilbert and Adam Moussa cook and sample all the Breath of the Wild recipes, you should do that now.

    • @haroeneissa790
      @haroeneissa790 Рік тому +4

      Ok. But how did they make the monster dishes and the elixers?

    • @ReverendTed
      @ReverendTed Рік тому +2

      @@haroeneissa790 You'll just have to watch and find out! (I don't remember!)

    • @BlueHospitality
      @BlueHospitality Рік тому

      We all know the real monster is Man, and cannibalism is frowned upon in New York. @@haroeneissa790

    • @genderenigma8276
      @genderenigma8276 Рік тому +16

      ​@@haroeneissa790the true monster is man...
      And cannibalism is frowned upon in New York.

    • @keytotheskies
      @keytotheskies Рік тому +2

      ​@@haroeneissa790there wasnt a recipe book or anything in botw, so i think for the most part he just did the edible stuff

  • @tiaanvanrensburg1032
    @tiaanvanrensburg1032 Рік тому +509

    maybe don’t eat the recipes, paper tastes bad. Try eating the food from the recipes instead

    • @j0rts
      @j0rts  Рік тому +195

      hmmm I'll have to do some research on this, thank you

    • @TheSonicFairy
      @TheSonicFairy Рік тому +3

      facts

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 11 місяців тому +11

      You know, I think that would are a good video.
      Making all 200 recipes in tears of the kingdom in real life!

    • @jNetDowling
      @jNetDowling 10 місяців тому +5

      @@j0rts or just go eat some more acorns instead

    • @Idran
      @Idran 8 місяців тому +3

      Brian david gilbert did that for BotW a while back, it was an amazing video ​@alex.g7317

  • @Ross516
    @Ross516 Рік тому +63

    I had no idea that dark clumps made unique meals, thats crazy

    • @TheSonicFairy
      @TheSonicFairy Рік тому +4

      Me either. They were the last foods I needed to complete the cookbook!

  • @Ludovianco
    @Ludovianco Рік тому +126

    I'm here representing the Bread Pirate, and a 2.5 is unacceptable

    • @pixelcharger
      @pixelcharger Рік тому +10

      I am here too and 2.5 is utter profanity to Bread

    • @TheSonicFairy
      @TheSonicFairy Рік тому +4

      Same. 5 forever.
      Also... have fun stormin' the castle!

  • @Erik12330
    @Erik12330 Рік тому +78

    Honey crepe could go up by 0.9 points if you combine it with some ice cream

    • @BenthovenMusic
      @BenthovenMusic Рік тому +12

      Ice-cream was such a missed opportunity, especially when ice fruits are in the game.

    • @K_M279
      @K_M279 Рік тому +2

      @@BenthovenMusictrue at least we have B R E A D

  • @AnaatthiGozo
    @AnaatthiGozo Рік тому +69

    That final recipe was great, gotta try it sometime

    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ Рік тому +4

      “easy to make”

  • @Pumpernikkle
    @Pumpernikkle Рік тому +21

    Wow the twist at the end made me chortle. Good video my man!!!!

  •  Рік тому +13

    9:35 the crunchy fried rice is made by cooking the rice a bit more to make it crunchy. It's quite good actually :)

  • @RickRaptor105
    @RickRaptor105 11 місяців тому +12

    I love that all the frozen meats are rated lower than even "pile of rocks"

    • @mouthwide0pen
      @mouthwide0pen 7 місяців тому

      At least the pile of rocks vaguely has non rock food inside. Frozen meats are still ice. Theres nothing inside you could chew.

  • @FearsomeLAG
    @FearsomeLAG Рік тому +17

    3:50, Oh look, jelly doughnuts, my favorite.

  • @dalooneylass5561
    @dalooneylass5561 11 місяців тому +5

    I would like to point out that in botw it’s explicitly shown that monster extract is really healthy and good for you, as shown in the tarry town side quest where a little girl who’s malnourished due to her extreme picky eating habits is cured by eating monster cake. And in totk it’s shown that the reason people are divided about the flavour is likely due to monster extract having a funky flavour

  • @plushdragonteddy
    @plushdragonteddy Рік тому +17

    3:58 i've never played totk before, and the way my jaw literally dropped at the "dark rice balls"-- IT LOOKS LIKE THEY PUT OUTER SPACE IN THERE?? WHY??? gorgeous and yet HORRIBLY unappetizing (which is wild, have u seen those galactic food drawings? they seem so tasty,,) it looks like it would put me into a coma

  • @Illgaia
    @Illgaia 10 місяців тому +1

    The monster cake deserves a slight boost in its score just for the whimsical little monster horns on top of it. The chef had to put those there, and you have to admire a chef's dedication to the finer details.

  • @pixelcharger
    @pixelcharger Рік тому +49

    Bread 🥖 at 2.5/5 is a genuine desecration towards Bread

    • @Idran
      @Idran 8 місяців тому

      you make some bread with nothing but wheat, salt, and water and see how good the result is :P

  • @JustJulyo
    @JustJulyo Рік тому +26

    And now I'm hungry for more J0rt videos

  • @raiknightshade3442
    @raiknightshade3442 Рік тому +28

    Hilariously the last recipe is my favorite way to cook eggs 😂

  • @chameleoncove
    @chameleoncove Рік тому +7

    3:59 Nothing tastes good like a dark jelly-filled donut.

  • @Eellex501
    @Eellex501 Рік тому +53

    I can think of two guys who would love monster foods, but they are just weird in general.

    • @MusharnaMush
      @MusharnaMush Рік тому +2

      Arlo & cookie monster? /s

    • @Geckoreo
      @Geckoreo Рік тому +3

      @@MusharnaMush i think they meant kliton and... what was their name again?

    • @K_M279
      @K_M279 Рік тому +3

      @@GeckoreoKoltin?

    • @Geckoreo
      @Geckoreo Рік тому +1

      @@K_M279 yea

    • @liamburgess1335
      @liamburgess1335 Рік тому +1

      Make that 3 guys

  • @blitheringape5321
    @blitheringape5321 Рік тому +8

    I'm glad to see a second person attempt this. brian david gilbert's video was impeccable but I'm glad to see someone hitting up the same idea based purely on aesthetic, tho I appear to strongly disagree with the taste in food.

    • @caffienatedtactician
      @caffienatedtactician 11 місяців тому

      If you'd like some other fun botw/totk food content, croton has 2 challenge videos of his making each recipe in either game before the first blood moon (he doesnt repeat ones he made in botw for totk tho). Just look up "croton food" (and make sure it doesnt autocorrect to crouton 😅)

  • @alexandertkachenko1432
    @alexandertkachenko1432 Рік тому +5

    You have displeased the Bread Pirate. 3:29

  • @raeganj6744
    @raeganj6744 Рік тому +3

    When I was living in a dorm, my roommate would sometimes microwave some portobello mushrooms for a few seconds and I tried it and it’s way better than you’d think. It’s actually a pretty good snack

  • @AlsoFin
    @AlsoFin Рік тому +8

    HOW DARE YOU RATE BREAD ONLY 2.5 BREAD PIRATES RISE UP

  • @Viv_ian68
    @Viv_ian68 Рік тому +11

    Bread is obviously the best food ever to be made

  • @Rinwtf
    @Rinwtf Рік тому +6

    Ok while I agree that most of the monster and dark recipes look sus, I'd 100% eat the dark and monster cakes.
    Cake > Survival Instincts

  • @Ashiixz
    @Ashiixz Рік тому +8

    for awhile ive been trying to (WITHOUT INSTRUCTIONS) to make all of the food items so this is gonna be intresting

  • @RobbyForShort
    @RobbyForShort Рік тому +3

    There were no 5-Star recipes. Not even the pizza! This man just hates food! 😅

  • @josiahswanson1
    @josiahswanson1 Рік тому +5

    Aw man this video is fireeee 😭😭😭 I really love your content man

    • @j0rts
      @j0rts  Рік тому +2

      Thank you!

  • @peachgeorgie6110
    @peachgeorgie6110 Рік тому +10

    would love to see a weapon rating honestly bc theres so many goofy ones

  • @Pumpernikkle
    @Pumpernikkle Рік тому +3

    Im not sure what Im more impressed by, you making all 200+recipes or knowing what Cioppino is hardeeharhar

  • @Mortysed
    @Mortysed Рік тому +3

    I love you videos! they're always super entertaining and very funny. You should make one about how good of a friend every mob in totk would be.

  • @422katieleigh
    @422katieleigh Рік тому +2

    You say unseasoned for a lot of these, but that’s not necessarily the case! You can add salt to many dishes that don’t mention the saltiness in the title of the dish

  • @blazera
    @blazera Рік тому +7

    Come on localization team, onsen eggs are soft boiled

  • @SirDeppadVI
    @SirDeppadVI Рік тому +1

    The „dark“ variants of food look like they stem from a meteor that crashed on a farm in rural Massachusetts

  • @ZZKer
    @ZZKer Рік тому +1

    Loved the video. Was hoping for a worst to best list at the end, similar to worst to best time list on your touch stuff videos, but still was great regardless!

  • @FuriousDarkness
    @FuriousDarkness Рік тому +3

    CLEANSE THE NON BREAD BELIEVER (great vid btw)

  • @BreadEmperor_
    @BreadEmperor_ Рік тому +4

    As a bread lover myself, i dont agree with you. Bread is a 100/10.
    Self-made or fresh from the bakery is the best

    • @K_M279
      @K_M279 Рік тому

      A fellow bread enjoyer

  • @Sawzall123
    @Sawzall123 Рік тому +2

    How dare you, bread is absolutely amazing.

  • @clodolcmidnights837
    @clodolcmidnights837 6 місяців тому +1

    Wait, there’s seafood fried rice in this game?
    You’re telling me…
    a hylian shrimp fried this rice?

  • @luis_villagomez
    @luis_villagomez 5 місяців тому +1

    “I happen to be a salmon manure kind of guy” 💀 8:46

  • @micaelacrapo
    @micaelacrapo Рік тому +2

    rocks 0.5 stars
    various frozen meat 0.1 stars

  • @XxChickenTenderXx
    @XxChickenTenderXx Рік тому +1

    Dark rice balls look like someone ventured out into space and stuffed some dark matter into them

  • @ms.tatortots5419
    @ms.tatortots5419 Рік тому +5

    Waiting for when you take on ranking every moon in super Mario oddessy.

  • @Jometar
    @Jometar Рік тому +3

    I would Actually eat these dark dishes, every text say its flavor seems to be incredible

    • @stephaniethebatter7975
      @stephaniethebatter7975 Рік тому

      Same, even if it's just to try a little bit just to find out what it tastes like.

  • @icantthinkofanything798
    @icantthinkofanything798 Рік тому +1

    13:50 how did I BEAT this game and get all shrines and never once encounter whatever a sun pumpkin is?????

  • @tracychallice1099
    @tracychallice1099 Рік тому +1

    My uncle deep fries the turkey every thanksgiving and I can confirm it is delicious… except maybe the first year when he didn’t entirely know what he was doing and it was dry as hell

  • @stephaniethebatter7975
    @stephaniethebatter7975 Рік тому +2

    Only thing I can disagree with is the ratings for monster foods, dark foods and Elixirs. But only because it's so damn hard to actually tell what they taste like, since there is no real world equivalents. For all we know, the monster cake, for example, could be the most delicious thing in all of Hyrule.

  • @WillOfMyD
    @WillOfMyD Рік тому +3

    I'm glad I'm already eating while watching this!

  • @ThunderCam777
    @ThunderCam777 Рік тому +3

    The FDA approves this video and they agree with your sentiment about nuts

  • @emmet042
    @emmet042 Рік тому +3

    Time for me to save this video for when I eventually complete my recipe book.

  • @TheManaPrism
    @TheManaPrism Рік тому +2

    I'm surprised by the dish descriptions in the English localisation. I play in French and they're much more appetizing

  • @daymaster1
    @daymaster1 Рік тому +2

    Mushrooms really got played here

  • @youraveragehylian
    @youraveragehylian Рік тому +1

    Wait you can make something other than mushroom skewers and simmered fruit? I’ve gotta go put my culinary hat on…

  • @atlantic85
    @atlantic85 Рік тому +1

    As a representative of the Bread Pirate, 2.5/5 for Bread is complete nonsense. You have started a war.

  • @spicybeantofu
    @spicybeantofu Рік тому +1

    Oh.. I thought you were going to actually make them.

  • @ahrifangirl
    @ahrifangirl 6 місяців тому

    you don't actually need to add any monster parts to make a fairy tonic! just one single fairy makes a fairy tonic, and any monster parts are optional- unless you consider the fairy itself to be a monster i suppose....
    anyway great video as always, keep up the great work!

  • @gameyfirebro9645
    @gameyfirebro9645 7 місяців тому

    The monster cake is apparently very palletable and the least sus. In fact the way monster extract works it actually improves meals.

  • @burntchip12
    @burntchip12 Рік тому +1

    hard boiled eggs: "and is easy to make"
    wat

  • @byronsmothers8064
    @byronsmothers8064 Рік тому +1

    I hate that stambulb+honey is just glazed veggies, they have a shared meal perk and the idea of sweet onion sounds good.

  • @notovny
    @notovny Рік тому +1

    I don't _think_ you need monster parts for Fairy Tonic. Just live fairies. But if you want to enhance the flavor...

  • @AudreyGalaxy
    @AudreyGalaxy Рік тому +1

    the fucking warm salads bit killed me

  • @scottnahawi1026
    @scottnahawi1026 Рік тому +1

    Touch trees in every mario 🎮

  • @jonnyspade
    @jonnyspade Рік тому +1

    I hope this idea takes off for the channel. Fun new idea

  • @soapsatellite
    @soapsatellite Рік тому +6

    I get the feeling that he really likes cheese

  • @Albinojackrussel
    @Albinojackrussel 8 місяців тому

    Stambulb most closely resembles elephant garlic. Which is a Leek, but tastes like very mild garlic.

  • @Spygirl812
    @Spygirl812 Рік тому +1

    I found out about the bread 2.5 from the bread pirate so it may sound like I am biased in his favor but I am not. I just myself as a person really like bread especially the plain type so I feel a bit of pain seeing that 2.5. Besides that great video.

  • @TraverseIce
    @TraverseIce 3 місяці тому +1

    You should do this in minecraft too

  • @Orrsmen
    @Orrsmen Рік тому +3

    Now you gotta rate ffxv and kh3 food

  • @danielphelps2138
    @danielphelps2138 7 місяців тому

    8:32 Glad to see I’m not the only one to pronounce it that way.

  • @shybie2798
    @shybie2798 Рік тому +2

    I think the stambulb is more on the leek mixed with garlic

    • @AudreyGalaxy
      @AudreyGalaxy 10 місяців тому

      it reads as very fennel-like to me

    • @shybie2798
      @shybie2798 10 місяців тому

      @@AudreyGalaxy had to google what that was LOL but oh hey yeah it does oAo

  • @resurrekt7114
    @resurrekt7114 5 місяців тому

    Ngl this would work super well with either the curries in Sword and Shield or the sandwiches in Scarlet and Violet

  • @ninja10813
    @ninja10813 Рік тому +1

    I have come from the bread pirate demanding a higher rating on the bread

  • @O7O52OO59
    @O7O52OO59 Рік тому +1

    Underrated

  • @liamburgess1335
    @liamburgess1335 Рік тому +1

    Monster cake is so sweet, it's an easy 5 stars!

  • @Opalkitsune.
    @Opalkitsune. Рік тому +1

    Roasted hearty durian the missing extra recipe

    • @Ohnobro707
      @Ohnobro707 Рік тому +1

      Durians are removed in TOTK

  • @haroeneissa790
    @haroeneissa790 Рік тому

    The Gourmet cheesy meat bowl would be my number one pick from the recipe book.

    • @K_M279
      @K_M279 Рік тому

      That’s my third favourite! (Bread and cheesy bread are my top 2)

  • @kulrigalestout
    @kulrigalestout Рік тому +1

    Nuts I like, acorns I do not. Not even with cheese.

  • @a.m.t.lambert1206
    @a.m.t.lambert1206 4 місяці тому

    OBJECTION!
    The description for the dark cake says that it has "a unique flavor that may be impossible to fully describe" meaning that the dark cake is actually an ethereal experience that ascends what tastebuds can comprehend, pair this with it's effect of defying the will of the demon king, and the dark cake should actually be 5 STARS

  • @RandumbSlice
    @RandumbSlice Рік тому

    j0rts:"hey I like nuts"
    Me:"AYO"

  • @Gyatsiga
    @Gyatsiga 4 місяці тому +1

    I love nuts
    JOrts 2024

  • @AudreyGalaxy
    @AudreyGalaxy Рік тому +2

    this is the funniest video i’ve ever seen

  • @Zayne1013
    @Zayne1013 5 днів тому

    If Gordon Ramsay was family-friendly and not angry all the time:

  • @matthewbrown7
    @matthewbrown7 3 дні тому

    (most) of these options are mouthwatering

  • @darioapariciomartin7346
    @darioapariciomartin7346 Рік тому

    You could do some things without some ingredients, like the fairy tonic, you didnt need the horn

  • @kadimawolf7711
    @kadimawolf7711 7 місяців тому

    Why did I think you were actually going to cook all these at the beginning 💀😂

  • @SmartyPoohBear
    @SmartyPoohBear 9 місяців тому

    WHAT. Mushroom and salt is at least a 4/5 considering how delicious cooked mushroom with just salt is irl.

  • @thebuffnoob6037
    @thebuffnoob6037 Рік тому +3

    Bread is 5

  • @BenWhite-hn6mw
    @BenWhite-hn6mw 9 місяців тому

    Honestly the dark stew looks delicious

  • @rustypinetree
    @rustypinetree Рік тому +1

    fantastic video

  • @flameheart87
    @flameheart87 7 місяців тому

    10:29 me : )
    And for that, i get called a monster by pizza lovers.
    Seriously, there are people saying they don't trust people who don't love pizza, like what.

  • @ashn0317
    @ashn0317 4 місяці тому

    Hyrule has some crazy acorns cuz irl u can’t even eat lunch m you’r be poisoned

  • @Roach18
    @Roach18 Рік тому

    6:07 Im definitely not angry right now.

  • @konstantinschulze8454
    @konstantinschulze8454 Рік тому

    I demand justice for the bread

  • @RjdaFunniahhanim8rhahaxd
    @RjdaFunniahhanim8rhahaxd Рік тому

    Dude What about the '08 Olympics?!

  • @JustinaNelagoNekongo-nz2mn
    @JustinaNelagoNekongo-nz2mn Рік тому

    That's right you can, add cheese to any and every food.

  • @TheSonicFairy
    @TheSonicFairy Рік тому +1

    5:45 fish heads are actually considered a delecacy in some areas

    • @TheSonicFairy
      @TheSonicFairy Рік тому

      I give the roasted big radish a five. It has the health refill of an entire meal, AND IT'S STACKABLE!!! Definitely keep these on hand for emergency rations.