How fast can you break a pot in every Zelda game?

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  • One of the core elements of Zelda is breaking into people's homes and smashing their personal belongings, so let's see how fast we can do it.
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  • @j0rts
    @j0rts  10 місяців тому +522

    pot

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 10 місяців тому +1451

    It’s funny that the first two Zelda games don’t have pots in them, considering they were documented as prequels to A Link to the Past by Miyamoto. That would mean that the Link from A Link to the Past broke every single pot in Hyrule, before the timeline got updated with more games.

    • @Octo5043
      @Octo5043 10 місяців тому +75

      Sequels?

    • @Chris-gx1ei
      @Chris-gx1ei 10 місяців тому +44

      They are actually sequels

    • @JJ_R
      @JJ_R 10 місяців тому +108

      Oops. I meant to say A Link to the Past was the prequel. I goofed.

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 10 місяців тому +27

      The great Hyrule pot shortage

    • @S0ME_GUY
      @S0ME_GUY 10 місяців тому +21

      ​@@JJ_Rthe edit button is right there

  • @Bioniclewiznch
    @Bioniclewiznch 10 місяців тому +219

    Could easily save 10+ seconds in ocarina of time by just going back inside Link's house after talking to Saria! Link has his own pot that just doesn't spawn during the intro I guess, probably to hide it from you.

    • @ninteney9777
      @ninteney9777 10 місяців тому +9

      Was thinking the same thing

    • @TeamNinjaCats
      @TeamNinjaCats 10 місяців тому +17

      After the intro in Link's house is the only time in normal gameplay that you're left in control on an alternate scene setup (which are normally reserved for minigames and cutscenes). You can tell it's happening also because your C buttons aren't dimmed, and actually all C items would be usable if only you had any to equip.
      If you immediately did a savewarp, you could skip talking to Saria, but it wouldn't be faster.

    • @PhoenixDening-cz5wd
      @PhoenixDening-cz5wd 4 місяці тому +3

      Or not leaving his house at all

  • @murasakinokami9882
    @murasakinokami9882 10 місяців тому +359

    I read the title as "how fast can you break every pot in a zelda game?" and went, 'damn that's dedication.'

    • @inker_monkey
      @inker_monkey 10 місяців тому +4

      lmaoo

    • @Bempus
      @Bempus 10 місяців тому +12

      Read the same first, would love to see that tbh!

    • @puppylover41925
      @puppylover41925 10 місяців тому +2

      ME TOO

    • @emmasilver2332
      @emmasilver2332 10 місяців тому +1

      That was me lol

    • @justamicrowave5297
      @justamicrowave5297 10 місяців тому +5

      I did too and i kinda want to see that video now…

  • @Iffondrel
    @Iffondrel 10 місяців тому +473

    Love the 10/10 split between "games that take several minutes to a half hour to break pots" vs "I found this pot within seconds." It's very satisfying.

    • @romano-britishmedli7407
      @romano-britishmedli7407 4 місяці тому

      I'd personally put MM and BotW in their own category. You don't have to do too much, just play some minutes of the intro. Not comparable imo to actually beating fucking dungeons.
      So I'd go: 1 to 10 -- 11 to 12 -- 13 to 18 (I guess LoZ and AoL don't really count).

    • @broncos435
      @broncos435 2 місяці тому +1

      especially on the portable side lmao. it's like they got to the DS era and were like, "max speed motherfuckers"

  • @izzybellyyy
    @izzybellyyy 10 місяців тому +362

    mario has his mushrooms
    popeye has his spinach
    link has a croissant

    • @RoAgVa
      @RoAgVa 10 місяців тому +15

      quasó

    • @buildermonkey2229
      @buildermonkey2229 10 місяців тому +12

      It's not even _his_ croissant

    • @user-pv2fz6wm2g
      @user-pv2fz6wm2g 10 місяців тому +6

      quasó

    • @Bempus
      @Bempus 10 місяців тому +4

      @@buildermonkey2229 It's not Mario's mushrooms either...

    • @superduck2448
      @superduck2448 10 місяців тому +4

      quasó

  • @KingTwelveSixteen
    @KingTwelveSixteen 10 місяців тому +175

    I like how little middle-ground there is between 'easy, 30 seconds tops' and 'half an hour, minimum'.

  • @rjai5003
    @rjai5003 10 місяців тому +256

    I like how Link’s Awakening Link can apparently drag a chain chomp around, but lifting a pot is too much for him

    • @catriamflockentanz
      @catriamflockentanz 10 місяців тому +14

      Maybe Comet (or whatever his name is in your language/version. Why was the name of a Chainchomp of all things something that needed to change?) is just very well behaved?

    • @Mimi.1001
      @Mimi.1001 10 місяців тому +13

      To be fair, these pots are somehow completely impervious to sword slashes. These aren't your standard boring old Hyrulean pots which break by any means (like spontaneous combustion).

    • @MLennholm
      @MLennholm 10 місяців тому +3

      He's got good footing and strong hips but weak thighs and a bad back.

    • @HungryWarden
      @HungryWarden 9 місяців тому +3

      @rjai5003 in the remake, the chain chomp cooperates a little bit more.

  • @Koopai386
    @Koopai386 10 місяців тому +271

    Link has evolved from needing magic bracelets just to break pots, to literally carrying over 10 tons of weight

    • @Eddy-xc4ni
      @Eddy-xc4ni 10 місяців тому +6

      Now I need a video explaining the maths of how much weight link in totk can hold compared to minecraft steve with his golden apples
      Link can hold 999 golden apples 999 regular apples and a crap ton of other things
      and steve holds
      A bunch of 64 stacks of golden apples (Idk exact number of inventory slots)

    • @0ikess
      @0ikess 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Eddy-xc4ni i mean for steve using gold blocks make more sense then just an apple for his strenght

    • @Eddy-xc4ni
      @Eddy-xc4ni 10 місяців тому +5

      @@0ikess enchanted golden apples are made with an apple surrounded by 8 gold blocks
      So it's alot more gold if you use gold apples
      I saw a video a long time ago where someone did Steve's strength I don't remember who did it tho and they used those

    • @Toast_94
      @Toast_94 10 місяців тому +5

      I mean, according to BOTW link weighs about the same as 9 apples.

    • @0ikess
      @0ikess 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Eddy-xc4ni i mean that was in the past its not craftable anymore

  • @79bigcat
    @79bigcat 10 місяців тому +77

    Fun Fact: the BoTW Guardians were based on a particular kind of pottery. They try to speedrun how long it takes to break players. The series gave them their revenge.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 10 місяців тому +14

      Jōmon era pottery, some of the oldest pottery in known history. The Elder Pots have come for their revenge

    • @PhoenixDening-cz5wd
      @PhoenixDening-cz5wd 4 місяці тому +1

      Hah thats funny now do every type of pot theirs multiple in the newer games

    • @zavodila9279
      @zavodila9279 2 місяці тому +4

      Legend of Zelda: The Pot's Revenge

  • @WTheW564
    @WTheW564 10 місяців тому +44

    Before I watched the video I thought breaking a pot in each game would be quick, but then, when you mentioned Link's Awakening, I remembered the hours of frustration I went through before finally being able to pick up a pot after collecting the item in the SECOND DUNGEON. Actually, I was surprised how long breaking a pot took in many of the games.

  • @keiyakins
    @keiyakins 10 місяців тому +13

    Re pots in Clock Town: There are pots in the sewer, at the Observatory, and on top of the Clock Tower. If memory serves, there are also pots in the secret back room of the swordsman's school. All of those take longer to access, though.

  • @renatraqo1170
    @renatraqo1170 10 місяців тому +18

    Twilight princess could of been done faster as there's a pot behind beaus house

  • @M.cmoters
    @M.cmoters 10 місяців тому +47

    I didn't know plots were invented in 1990. They were invented ages ago

  • @Rebateman
    @Rebateman 9 місяців тому +6

    We need to see how all of these Zelda challenges would be on Link's Crossbow Training.

  • @jamessnedeker4799
    @jamessnedeker4799 10 місяців тому +3

    A little bit of unknown lore - pots were invented during the filming of the 1990 movie Ghost. Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze's ghost were just messing around with some clay and accidentally created a pot. Not too long after that, Shigeru Miyamoto made a business trip to the Nintendo of America headquarters. He was racking his mind for some hook for the next Legend of Zelda game to be released for the Super Famicom. On a late night flight back to Japan, he ended up seeing the inflight movie Ghost and had the inspiration that would shape Zelda games for years to come.

  • @HeyitsEkim
    @HeyitsEkim 10 місяців тому +5

    you dont need to leave links house in Oot. just immediately save and reload after intro cutscene and a pot magically appears in there

  • @caitlynmcmunn
    @caitlynmcmunn 10 місяців тому +6

    Your personality is really what makes these videos. I wouldn’t watch just anyone break pots in every Zelda game

  • @HarleyMaebry
    @HarleyMaebry 10 місяців тому +47

    You know, the 2D Octoroks are vaguely pot-shaped. You could have broken those…

  • @justanotherweirdhumanbeing6862
    @justanotherweirdhumanbeing6862 10 місяців тому +17

    I remember suggesting this under one of your previous videos. I can't even begin to describe how happy it made me to finally see this ^^

  • @realGeorgelucas18563
    @realGeorgelucas18563 10 місяців тому +34

    You totally smoked those pots, dude!

  • @Howlflame
    @Howlflame 10 місяців тому +4

    I want this to be a run in GDQ. Just some madman frantically swapping out games and consoles while nattering on about pots.

  • @zarfen
    @zarfen 10 місяців тому +7

    The pot breaking sound triggers nostalgia like crazy!

  • @JerryFlowersIII
    @JerryFlowersIII 10 місяців тому +3

    I don't know why I keep watching these. I don't know what I'm getting out of them. And I don't plan to stop.

  • @Mothuzad
    @Mothuzad 10 місяців тому +5

    Link's Awakening, Level 2 is actually shaped like a big pot, thus taunting you even more than you realized

  • @Azurious
    @Azurious 10 місяців тому +6

    I wonder how fast you can commit murder / kill an enemy in every legend of zelda game

  • @judebox9438
    @judebox9438 10 місяців тому +6

    After years of rehab. Link still falls back to his old ways.

  • @catriamflockentanz
    @catriamflockentanz 10 місяців тому +4

    0:49 j0rts: "No pots? Fine, I will settle with breaking _spinal cords_ instead."
    Who knew that the invention of the pot saved the world from a mass murderer.
    -At least as long as he never finds Paella on Razen...-

  • @odamorales2619
    @odamorales2619 10 місяців тому +10

    I like breaking pots too and I’m not talking about Zelda

  • @re_4merchant
    @re_4merchant 10 місяців тому +4

    Technically for skyward sword theres plant pots in links room that you can break. They just don’t give you rupees

  • @Ryguy6749.
    @Ryguy6749. 10 місяців тому +4

    Jorts has the weirdest obsessions in video games.

  • @stegomasaurus6737
    @stegomasaurus6737 10 місяців тому +4

    Contribute to the Economy in every Zelda game. (Buy something.)

  • @Alex-95-Gaming
    @Alex-95-Gaming 10 місяців тому +4

    2:00 Okay, but how did you pull off a flip like that lol

  • @WilliumBobCole
    @WilliumBobCole 10 місяців тому +4

    Okay but how fast can you break *every* pot in every zelda game?

  • @Th3BlackLotus
    @Th3BlackLotus 10 місяців тому +3

    Now you have all those pots. Now how long can it take you to get high?
    2d games, how long till you can get to the top of the FULL world map, and 3d games, how long until you can get to the highest point in the game?

  • @Koopai386
    @Koopai386 10 місяців тому +5

    Next episode idea. How fast can you touch rocks in every zelda game

  • @ChristyTina22
    @ChristyTina22 10 місяців тому +1

    Majora's Mask has 3 pots at the base of the astral observitory, each with 5 rupees. Probably faster your way.
    I like to spend any extra time on my 1st 3 day cycle filling my wallet from these by leaving through the moon tear door, re entering, then repeat, then running to the bank when full. I usually get about 1,000 rupees deposited before the night of the 3rd day.

  • @wolfcl0ck
    @wolfcl0ck 10 місяців тому +1

    Good video. Straight to the point with its claim. Pots successfully broken.

  • @xxAmi15
    @xxAmi15 10 місяців тому +13

    Is the power croissant available in different colours? I want one for every outfit.

    • @JJ_R
      @JJ_R 10 місяців тому +1

      Still watching the video, but Link’s Awakening was blue, while Oracle of Ages/Season’s was brown/orange.

    • @xxAmi15
      @xxAmi15 10 місяців тому +3

      @@JJ_R Yeah, I discovered that after the comment too! But my wardrobe sadly goes beyond blue and brown 😔 let’s hope some hylian salesperson has a power bracelet collection somewhere

    • @ZipplyZane
      @ZipplyZane 10 місяців тому +1

      Are the L-1 and L-2 croissants in different colors?

    • @catriamflockentanz
      @catriamflockentanz 10 місяців тому

      Maybe you can find a wider selection of colors in Monster Hunter Double Croissant?

  • @zakuraiyadesu
    @zakuraiyadesu 10 місяців тому +4

    Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!

  • @QuadsMid
    @QuadsMid 10 місяців тому +3

    Jorts, the *pregna lady* doesn’t need to be waited for cause stepping the platform skips her walking

  • @Kevbo2040
    @Kevbo2040 10 місяців тому +7

    This is *science* people!

  • @skarloey1214
    @skarloey1214 10 місяців тому +2

    0:09 then i think you would love Dragon Quest

  • @agamersinsanity
    @agamersinsanity 10 місяців тому +4

    Power Croissant xD

  • @judedrake8643
    @judedrake8643 10 місяців тому +2

    Thank god someone finally covered this, for years I’ve been trying to find the true answer to this question!
    Fr tho great vid 👍

  • @genericineverything7619
    @genericineverything7619 10 місяців тому +10

    You skipped link's crossbow training
    Am dissapoint

  • @madeleineevelinaguekguezia550
    @madeleineevelinaguekguezia550 10 місяців тому

    Fun fact! There were a few years there when Chain Chomp was in more Zelda games than Mario games -intro’d in Mario 3, don’t reappear till Yoshi’s Island; in LttP and Link’s Awakening :) Wow! The past!

  • @YOM2_UB
    @YOM2_UB 3 місяці тому

    Off the top of my head, the only other pots I can think of in Clock Town are in the sewers/Bomber's Hideout and observatory, and the required hide-and-seek and/or brute force finding 1 of 120 possible passcodes is definitely slower than the Trading Post pot.

  • @kokirikid6130
    @kokirikid6130 10 місяців тому +2

    I'm pretty sure there is a pot inside your room in OOT so it should be faster.

  • @m2pt5
    @m2pt5 10 місяців тому +4

    How fast can you touch a rupee in every Zelda game? (Or touch a coin in every Mario game?)
    Rupees in chests and coins in blocks shouldn't count.

  • @brassykibbles
    @brassykibbles 10 місяців тому +2

    in twilight princess theres a pot behind mayor bo's house as well as inside jaggles house

  • @RondoOfBloodX
    @RondoOfBloodX 10 місяців тому +1

    5:03 I’ve played WW for years and never knew about this.

  • @gamewizard2008
    @gamewizard2008 10 місяців тому +1

    6:20 And you happen to choose the house that never opens. I'M SO CURIOUS WHAT'S IN THERE!! 6:35 Hawk.

  • @memoryleaked
    @memoryleaked 10 місяців тому +1

    I misread this title as being "How fast can you break _every_ pot in every Zelda game?" One, that is a hell of a feat. Two, how would you know you are done? I imagine data mining and meticulous tracking.

  • @Andrew.Mac0007
    @Andrew.Mac0007 10 місяців тому +2

    I want to see how fast can you die/game over in every Zelda game

  • @user-xo5wd6sg5z
    @user-xo5wd6sg5z 2 місяці тому +1

    "without saying a word.." in TWW, throwing a pot has Link call it a ho.

  • @tinyetoile5503
    @tinyetoile5503 2 місяці тому

    One especially notable thing about the pots in Link to the Past is that they're stronger weapons than the master sword. Most enemies will go down in one hit if you huck a pot at their head.

  • @loganhall3477
    @loganhall3477 10 місяців тому

    I have no idea why I like these videos.
    I just have the dumbest smile on my face the whole way thru

  • @daedriccheddar4639
    @daedriccheddar4639 3 місяці тому

    In Ocarina of Time, you can gets faster time if you exit Link's house and walk back in. For some reason, the pot in his house only spawns after you reload the map after the opening cutscene.

  • @TheDarkFable
    @TheDarkFable 10 місяців тому

    8:12 so fun fact there are pots behind the building in the pit there. Could've cut a few seconds off BotW time

  • @nicksh1990
    @nicksh1990 2 місяці тому

    This is an amazing video, and I'm honestly so happy you used the Gamecube Twilight Princess because it has so much more soul in it than the flipped versions!

    • @CassiusStelar
      @CassiusStelar 2 місяці тому

      Is this a running gag I'm not privy to?

    • @nicksh1990
      @nicksh1990 2 місяці тому

      ​@CassiusStelar no? I'm not sure what you mean. The Gamecube version retains Link's left-handedness, but subsequent releases (Wii, HD remake) made him right-handed, owing to using motion controls, and most people being right-handed.
      For me, personally, having played all three versions, the Gamecube version feels the most charming. Something was lost when they flipped it. I don't know how to explain it other than, it lost some of its soul.
      Most videos showing TP use the Wii or HD versions, so it's nice to see the Gamecube version.

    • @CassiusStelar
      @CassiusStelar 2 місяці тому

      @@nicksh1990 it's the same game mirrored across the X axis dude, what the fuck are you on about?

    • @nicksh1990
      @nicksh1990 2 місяці тому

      @@CassiusStelar no need to be quite so rude.
      You asked a question, I answered. I understand how they flipped it, it's just that, to me, the Gamecube version has always felt much better.

  • @voltron77
    @voltron77 10 місяців тому +1

    Link’s awakening is so amazing!

  • @ItsMe_Victor
    @ItsMe_Victor 10 місяців тому +3

    How fast can you break every pot in a zelda game.

  • @AeromIsMe
    @AeromIsMe 10 місяців тому +1

    7:50 the air after 9 months:🤰🤰🤰

  • @dreadpiraterobin8379
    @dreadpiraterobin8379 9 місяців тому

    Aw link's pop pop smooching him was cute.

  • @Pumpernikkle
    @Pumpernikkle 10 місяців тому +3

    mmmmm croissant

  • @NintendoSCFAN
    @NintendoSCFAN 10 місяців тому

    Alright, this is the type of stupid fun videos I like. Thanks, YT recommended!

  • @MugiwarasNakama
    @MugiwarasNakama 2 місяці тому

    Your OOT can be faster as all you have to do is re-enter links house after leaving it following the opening cs to spawn the one in his room.

  • @chadgorosaurus4898
    @chadgorosaurus4898 10 місяців тому +1

    "now we can finally start smashing"
    Try not to make a joke: *impossible*

  • @hyun-shik7327
    @hyun-shik7327 10 місяців тому +1

    I did not expect the slowest to be a 2D game.

  • @tylerfortin3239
    @tylerfortin3239 2 місяці тому

    This video was gold every second

  • @FireFoxie1345
    @FireFoxie1345 8 місяців тому

    For Twilight Princess, you tried opening the ONLY locked door in the village.

  • @elenamukhina4545
    @elenamukhina4545 10 місяців тому +1

    You break it, you buy it!

  • @seasins660
    @seasins660 10 місяців тому +1

    Next Video: How fast can you do a glitch in every Zelda game?
    What kind of glitch doesnr matter

  • @BlueBoiYT
    @BlueBoiYT 3 місяці тому +1

    Power croissant lives forever!

  • @michaelwells529
    @michaelwells529 10 місяців тому +2

    What was going on with the purple border on your map in twilight princess? Great Video!

    • @syrelian
      @syrelian 10 місяців тому

      Probably an emulation error

  • @tabitha3861
    @tabitha3861 10 місяців тому

    4:55 why have I never realized you could break the pot lady's pot on outset island, I thought she was just doomed to carry that thing forever

  • @sodaft1
    @sodaft1 10 місяців тому

    Huge time save in oot, you can just reenter links horseman and there will be one

  • @ls190v2
    @ls190v2 Місяць тому

    The Cyber World's Queen would squish you with her huge mech.

  • @adrvisona
    @adrvisona 10 місяців тому +5

    I love your videos.

  • @AbraGamer0364
    @AbraGamer0364 Місяць тому +1

    Disclaimer: No Pots Were Broken during the making of this video

  • @Luaces_
    @Luaces_ Місяць тому

    I think this should be a speedrun category

  • @InfinityCuberRS3M
    @InfinityCuberRS3M 10 місяців тому +7

    ive said it once and ill say it again, this mans creativity has no limits

  • @kingofsushi4822
    @kingofsushi4822 10 місяців тому

    cool video but what about the CD-i games and Link’s Crossbow Training

  • @vancethesnekdad5987
    @vancethesnekdad5987 2 місяці тому

    I read the title as 'how fast can you break every pot in a Zelda game' at first and was like "damn thatd take awhile!" only to realize you were being much more sensible LMAO

  • @roland.w
    @roland.w Місяць тому

    The only other pot I can remember in Majora's mask are the ones I the Astral Observatory, but the one in the trading post is faster.

  • @IAmTheEg7
    @IAmTheEg7 10 місяців тому

    In Ocarina of time, there's a pot directly inside your house.

  • @watergirl929
    @watergirl929 Місяць тому

    4:14 Link sacrificed his life to break one pot. 🏺

  • @fnln3011
    @fnln3011 4 місяці тому

    Link went on to serve life in prison for several pot related murders

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 10 місяців тому +4

    Touch Air in every Metroid.
    Touch Authority in every Wario title.
    Lose a life in every Kirby game.

  • @justabear420
    @justabear420 10 місяців тому +4

    yes yes yes yes, finally a video i can smoke pot too while i break pots while i watch a man break pots

  • @tamagosalada
    @tamagosalada Місяць тому

    A little bit disappointing you didn't keep going in Skyward Sword, there's a sidequest where you break a GIANT pot in the cafeteria of the Knight's Academy

  • @JosephShemelewski
    @JosephShemelewski 10 місяців тому +1

    Pots of the kingdom

  • @superawesomeguySAG
    @superawesomeguySAG 10 місяців тому

    Now touch fire in every Zelda game 🔥

  • @TheBreadPirate
    @TheBreadPirate 10 місяців тому +1

    They deserved it. (Freaking pots, ruining everything)

  • @SamanthaLaurier
    @SamanthaLaurier 10 місяців тому

    I didn't know there were this many Zelda games

  • @ItsPriyamSri
    @ItsPriyamSri 10 місяців тому +1

    How fast can you break a neck in every zelda game next please.😂

  • @jamesj738_
    @jamesj738_ 10 місяців тому

    In Twilight Princess there are pots in the starting area by the grass next to the house

  • @User91894
    @User91894 7 місяців тому

    As a true Zelda fan, hell yes this video needed to be made.

  • @whatanerd7628
    @whatanerd7628 10 місяців тому

    I can relate to this. I too like pot and smashing :)