Which Hyrule Nation Makes the BEST Food? (Cooking Show Parody)
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
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Across Hyrule you'll find a diverse blend of people and cultures. But have you ever stopped to consider what cuisine each group calls "home"? Today I'm traveling to every corner in Hyrule, where I can learn about the unique ingredients found in each region, then take those ingredients to make delicious dishes, taught to me by master chefs in the region. It's one of my wildest adventures yet, as I search the land beloved by Link and Zelda, to find the best eats in Hyrule!
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom era of Hyrule.
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how about the next video on how a hylian survive the upheaval video?
Hello it looks like the Discord link isn’t active? Is there an active link?
Can you change the discord link it isn't working
I am severely disappointed in the lack of banana based recipes. Glory to Master Kohga
"Hello Yi... er I mean totally normal person" (stealthily loads bow with bomb arrow).
yeah they are great!
I like to roast them right on the spot where I find them with a fire fruit and oddly enough in the last time I found them way more on the roads I travel. and sometimes I think I hear voices mumbling about a Hero that it should lure him.
Seems like the Hero has some secret admirers who want to lure him into an personal meeting.
@an3133 To the Hero, Gerudo, or the Sheikah that group is known as the Yiga considering they worship Ganon do you think that maybe they are trying to lure the hero into a trap? I find that quite likely. secret? only barely. admirers? not really.
@@alanherlan3429 *stealthily loads MY bow with bomb arrows*
**Darth Vader Voice** I find their lack of bananas concerning.
I find it hilarious how he gets hung up on the idea of Ritos eating birds... But doesn't say a word about Zora eating fish. XD
Ikr it's like can you imagine mammals eating other mammals, crazy
And gorons eating rocks
I mean, Zora seem to closely resemble sharks and dolphins, both of which prey on fish, so it's not too wild in my eyes... -Pun not intended-
@@kittycuddler_4437 sharks are fish too
@@kittycuddler_4437 and birds of prey eats other birds too
Bro, crazy theory. Steen and Olkin are Kakariko's legendary garden gurus. But what if there was a third? A Sheikah that brought a unique fruit to the garden variety, a Sheikah that wanted to share the love and knowledge of potassium, a Sheikah that loved... Bananas: Master Kohga.
My head just exploded
There is no way but wait
THATS JUST A THEORY A SHEIKAH THEORY
As a humble salesman of banana bread, I must say, that Shieka guy who thinks swift carrots make you a better fighter is an idiot.
Just makes you better at running away.
Bananas are the superior option. Which is why I make banana bread to sell to all.
r/official yiga clan is pleased
Wait... this actually makes sense.
if it's any consolation rito eating birds is just like any other predatory bird taking out a smaller bird lol
They're all birds of prey too... except Kass
...say, whatever happened to that guy? You don't think...
@@BJGvideos He went off on a bardic adventure beyond Hyrule
😮
@@BJGvideos He went to a tropical island to load up on fruits and write new songs about the inspiring scenery! NOTHING BAD HAPPENED. XD
@@BJGvideosHe's playing his accordion at a farm upstate...
To be fair, Link ate a rock roast
That does bring to question what the exact composition of Rock Roast is; is it made of rocks that are edible for organic lifeforms, such as rock salt?
@@generaltechnomage306 link is just built different
@@generaltechnomage306 he was dared to your honor. No matter the indigestion, he could not refuse this challenge.
I mean…. Link would probably eat a guardian if he could
Technically AOC is canon till the time travel stuff so about 2-3 rock roasts💀
But just wait... THERE IS ANOTHER PLACE THAT HAS A GLOOMY YET SATISFYING EXPLOSION OF FLAVOR!
The Depths!
Purchase some Dark Clumps from local Bargainer Statues and cook these seemingly inedible clumps into any dish to give yourself an invigorating Warding effect, perfect for dealing with hands that may grab you during your travels!
Just don't let the statues steal your soul!
Hylian Food Network needs to hire you as their head of marketing
this is such a unique niche on this platform and I love it
Everyone does ❤
Everyone: "We have all those recipes crafted with an idea, the ingredients mix together to form a dish completely new. Different fruits, meats, spices, etc. may lead to different results!"
Gorons: "We took a rock, and we cooked it. And then we took a different rock... AND WE COOKED IT!"
But what about food suitable for Hylians?
Gorons: "We take a hunk of meat, and we cook it!"
Noble Pursuit:
Voltfruit= Dragonfruit
Hydromelon= Watermelon
Palmfruit= Coconut
Rock Salt= Pink Himalayan Salt
I've made a Noble Pursuit before, it's pretty good. If you use gold dragon fruit instead of the pink ones, it makes it a bit more sweeter.
Unironically asking but do you recommend the addition of any spirits or no?
And if so what and what proportions?
Did you use crushed ice or ice cubes?
This is PHENOMENALLY good quality for a small channel
Answering to the title, I'd win, hopefully. I mean, I do know all the recipes, I even have a whole journal for storing them all.
All of your food ends up dubious
Or it's just rocks
I'M going to win bc I'm going to add a diamond and a lynel horn to the pot! Such rare ingredients have to make something great! XD
Nah, i'd win. There's 3 of me
@@DADUMBDUCKYY
Nah, I'd chow down.
Aaaand I just realized.
Gorons are rock people that eat rocks, Zora are fish people that eat fish, Rito are bird people that eat poultry, Koroks... Probably don't need to eat, but they are plant people and all of the food they sell is plants and mushrooms.
The "human" races (Gerudo, Hylians, and in previous games Ordonians and Minish) are probably the only ones not doing the "your people are made of X but they also eat X" thing.
Are people in the Yiga Clan made out of banana?
@@thelynn6037 they're technically traitor Sheikah that turned to worshipping Ganon, so no. They'd fall under the same category as Hylians, Gerudo, Ordonians etc.
we (and hylians i’m assuming) are mammals who eat other mammals, the same way birds eat other birds and fish eat other fish
“Boiling it over a flame”
The snail, just being *on fire* as you said that freaking sent me
Where? 🤣
I'm surprised Lurelin didn't get the Seafood Paella.
Yahahuh?! You found me here on the end screen?
Here, take this advice as a reward: you get access to videos early if you press the ‘join’ button!
Some really good advice, just saying
hi bouncy i wont leak anything i swear
Hi bouncy
+2 discord member found in the comments
There's so menny of us!
I can't believe my culinary suggestion of roasted acorms wasn't worthy of a shout out /j
So sad
Personally i think all of these dishes can be greatly increased with a nice hearty helping of Mighty Banana's!
Nothing's better then a Mighty Banana!
Eat enough with every meal and you too will be just as strong as our wonderful, brave, charismatic, endlessly handsome leader!
I’ve got my eye on you…
The Rito are raptors. Of course, they eat birds
the editing on this is insane! it really felt like i was watching one of those travel food shows. plus, the camera work in game is great too! fantastic job on this video
I was not expecting the full on food show parody and I am very much happy i got it. I love watching those and this only makes me appreciate Tears of the Kingdom's world building more than i already did. Great stuff.
Discovery Channel get this man a show
I have been here since your first video, I absolutely love the community you are building and watching your editing grow and evovle is just wow. That transition between Lurelin and Zora Domain? And the shots after with the music? I love it so much. You can be really really proud of yourself! Your content is genuinely one of my favourite and one that I always look forward to. Maybe I should finally finish up the ToTk boss so I can join your discord..
Thank you so much, it's genuinely so great to hear this! (And don't worry about that TotK boss I haven't beaten him either lol. No idea how it ends)
Dont worry, you can join, there arent really problems besides the 4 first bosses i guess. Also heave agree, this channel is the definition of quality over quantity
The cinematography in this episode is stunning! I don't even know how you managed those shots from a video game in the 3rd person! Bravo!
I think that there's a free-cam mod
I just want to know if Link, theoretically, could survive and win the Hunger Games.
He ate a rock XD
This is the best! Also, Ashai in Gerudo Town (at least is botw, idk about totk) has a cooking class where she talks about Creamy Heart Soup, another Gerudo delicacy! Just saying... Also I vote p. 2
She cooks for you in totk, but it has a chance to be dubious or rock hard food.
Legend of Guy Fieri: Tears of the Onions
It certainly help me with my cooking! I have found the pot quite clunky for anything that requires specific temperatures, so I often just make hearty soup! Nutricious and I always feel like Im much healthier after haha!
Underrated video! It's like watching a real cooking show, many of these dishes I actually didn't know before!
POG video, as always !
Dragon counter: 5 ! Not bad, actually pretty good for a video about food.
The music you used when showing Lookout Landing was really good! I can't wait to see what the next video will be ! As someone once said, Let Him Cook!
I loved that song too, thought it fit great!
Dragon counter of course furiza
hello furiza
Well, look who it is!
@@alexandertkachenko1432 who are you
Your production value is up there with what I'd expect from The Travel Channel or The Food Network! Have you considered branching out and exploring other games?
I have- but alas the time to do it eludes me
i love the little detail of the hylain food network in the corner, this reminds me of "Diner's, Drive ins, & Dine outs" great job!
The amount of effort put into this video is AMAZING! (I wonder how many banana-related dishes the yiga came up with)
I'm so glad someone is making these videos and asking the really important questions!
I quite enjoyed this. Your narration also reminds me more of Travel Channel-types food shows (like Man vs. Food), but that's not a bad thing as it's merely the cadence of it all.
Why does Hylian food look so good. I WANT IIIIIIIITTT
Nice to see hyrules culinary masterpieces on display, i traveled a lot before i settled in hateno and the foods of culture and the wilds were incredible, bit of a recommendation from me if your interested, take some courser be honey and cook it up with some fruit, the resulting honeyed fruit is incredible, though apples are best you cant go wrong with any of them, even heary durian does well, sucks their not in season though
Honeyed fruit sounds delicious
9:18 "a swift carrot milk annnd just a pinch of rock salt" *proceeds to use more rock salt than milk*
11:19 how am I able to see the koroks? There is NO WAY I'm pure of heart
As always, excellent content!
You missed the most elusive and greatest chef in all of Hyrule: Moza! She's got small camps all over Hyrule where she mentions the local ingredients, and when you find her, she can fix your Dubious Food (for a small fee, of course) and turn it into Monster Stew! EPIC!
Cheers bud!
Damm been a subscriber since day one it’s amazing how quickly you’ve grown in just a year good job man
Obsessed with the editing of this video, it’s so cute and unique! Really made me feel like watching a food network show in hyrule xD
Thank you so much!!
Damn the production value of this video. Kudos man ❤
The amount of effort put into this is amazing!!
Lurelin and you left out the Azure Bay's signature dish, the seafood paella?
"Pure of heart," can also mean (among other things) wonder and whimsy. And sir, you've got that in surplus.
I love videos that are set up like this that feel like TV shows. They just feel cozy and nice.
Fun fact: watermelon steak is a real thing, so roasted hydromelon is less deranged than one might think.
Also, you can cook things by burying a lidded heavy pot in a pit filled with coals. This is actually where the "oven" part of "Dutch oven" comes from.
I definitely got the impression that the Zora don't actually COOK any of their food. They eat fish, snails and shellfish raw. It makes perfect sense for them, but I know it's not for everyone!
I just saw your fits vid and after that jumped to this one. I really dig this style of videos and will propably be binging your whole channel 😅. Anyways good luck with your channel because i wanna see more of this and you are criminally underrated
Thank you!! Hoping to get a new video out very soon!
Missed opportunity not to use Sake Carp in the Kakariko dish since it’s only found in the lake bellow impa’s house
Found out the new video came out on the discord 🔥 love the vids man, any ideas on any hobbies in hyrule
I shall respond to this parody of a cooking show with a parody of a review.
2/5 stars
1) I would argue that the curry dishes can't truly be called Goron cuisine since you are required to go to a different region for rice if you wanna make it. Same with spiced mushrooms for Korok cuisine.
Pizza however would be Hateno cuisine since Hateno village can let you unlock an area where you can potentially grow any crop in the entire game, including wheat.
2) I consider anything involving pumpkin to be Kakariko since mechanically speaking, "Sunny vs Fortified" doesn't matter at all when it comes to the resulting dish.
3) No notes about using the culinary quest giver NPCs.
4) cakes should actually be associated with Lookout Landing, since the recipes for them are originally found in (and associated with) Hyrule Castle in BotW. If anything, the Tarrey Town dish should be something that can represent Hyrule as a whole... Or Creamy Heart Soup since both the soup and the bell in Tarrey Town have a degree of love association in lore by the time of TotK.
5) no banana recipes for the Yiga? When one of them can sell you up to 99 baked bananas at a time?
6) for the Zora, they eat fish raw. So you could just eat a raw fish ingredient and call it sushi.
this is incredibly well made! Hope to see more great videos in the future
I actually pulled out TotK a few days ago and worked my way through the recipe list. I love the fact that the Rito created fried chicken.
If you're not in the Discord already you should post a screenshot of it!
This video is amazing on every points ! Thanks for giving us such high quality content !!!
You know, I used to think that the Hylian Tomato Pizza was the greatest dish in the world. There was a time when I would eat at least two such pizzas in any given week. But then I met my destined, My beloved, the vai of any voe's dreams: Calyban the Gerudo! She may not be a professional cook, and does sometimes end-up making some Dubious Food (don't we all?), but when she makes me a successful Creamy Heart Soup, my stomach gets filled just like my love for her.
Her recipe for this wonderful dish consists of one Voltfruit, one Hydromelon, Some Fresh Milk, and a secret, heart-shaped ingredient that my lovely lady made me swear not to share with anyone. (Just make sure that, once you find the secret ingredient, not to cook this with Bokoblin Guts, trust me on this one).
Surely make a talent show parody next with this game! 😂
Ok so the algorithm cooked by reccomending me your videos and channel, very enjoyable to watch.
Furosa is pretty old but she's not over a century, and Noble Pursuit was around in Age of Calamity. So there's no way she created it. Maybe a previous owner of the Canteen did.
We need to ask ourselves why a tree has a navel.
People go on about Bolson's flamboyance but they forget he's a genuine genius. Inventing stylish modular housing in what's effectively the high Renaissance? Yes please!
Zora seem to eat raw fish rather than cooked. Which no one bats an eye at but the Rito eating birds is weird? They're birds of prey.
"I took some time boiling it over a flame" (shows it just plain on fire)
Ooh what is that folksy tune that plays when you get to Hateno?
I wonder why Hateno decorates their bovines but not their sheep.
Monster cake looks amazing. I imagine it could be made with ube or purple carrots.
If you wanted a celebrity guest chef, summon the spirit of Revali (by which I mean his voice actor also plays Siebold in Pokémon Masters so you'll get a lot of good voice clips of that voice talking about food)
Oh my god I would love to see Revali talking about food 🤣
@@KC-tw1wd He's also Nanu, using his Teba voice.
Suggestion?
Which town /village would be the best for a holiday (ovs after youve defeated it and the region is restored )
All these dishes and you don't mention the seafood palette?
a food show about Hyrule?! this is just my two loved things combined!!!
Fish eat fish.
Bird eat bird.
Rock eat STONE!
Hi! Amy (Moderator at your server) here, love your videos! The quality is getting better and better! LETS GO DISCORD GANGGGGGGG.
hello amy
If this isn't content right up my alley, idk what is.
This guy makes better videos every single time
❤❤❤ this is so well produced im really impressed how far you've come I've been watching since the beginning
Oh the next video? How about Your Average Hylian opens up a Pizza Place in either Hateno or Tarrey Town?
"Grab another fresh mushroom, some MILK, then sprinkle some rock salt"
Butter: 👁️👄👁️ am I milk to you?
I'm always impressed by the quality of your work. Now I'm hungry.
The whole time I was going ‘that is one crazy route around Hyrule’.
ok ngl, Discord server sounds like an amazing experience.
I would not win, but I know who would! I was able to get off the sky islands with a good korok friend, who is very good at cooking! Im moving to lookout landing btw!
Link can cook wood bundles and eat it, so truly anything is a snack in Hyrule as long as you have a cooking pot
I love how these videos look at Hyrule outside of the context of the game story.
The music choices are so perfect. 😂
I’ve watched enough “100 days as a minecraft blank” videos to recognize this voice
this dude is so underrated he deserves 1mil subs
In hindsight, watching this when I'm fasting for a procedure wasn't very kind to myself
in French the noble pursuit (the gerudo drink) is named vaï meets voï and in kakarico it isn't Koko the chef it's her sister she got a whole cooking space in the weel just follow the apples in it and you can find it
Now all that's left to go over is what Zonai cuisine was like; maybe they had technology that allowed them to create foods akin to our modern-day food, such as Spam and processed cheese?
Love your videos. Also they're really impressive, like, how do you pull off some of those shots?
6:32 the secret recipeeeee oooooooo
I’m sorry but I could not see anybody in the korok Forest section of this incredible food review. Is there any way to see them that you know of if you are not “pure of heart?”
the Zora->Rito segue "it's time to evolve"
get outta here lol
lol I’ll see myself out…
lol I’ll see myself out…
I’m not in the video but my HORSE is(I’m Egg if you don’t know)
Egg!!!
hello egg
Heres the thing, it's really not canninalism, the rito and the zora are just eating different species in the same order, we have tons of cultures that eat monkey in the real world after all, and they ARE in the same order as us.
Love your videos,your videos are really unique and interesting.❤
Thank you so much!
In my oppinion, if we talk from a realistic pov Rito has the best food, and im talking about the variety of things they can offer. First of all, its a huge advantage to be able to hunt from the sky, they could take down I guess anything. My second point is where they live, they have water surrounding them which means that there should be a good variety of fish, and they have Hebra mountain in which they could find animals that provide meat, like deers or foxes, which takes me back to my first point, which is them being able to hunt from the sky. So its all good untill we notice there is no fruit, but there is Tanagar Canyon which then leads to a green field where we could certainly find vegetables or fruit and its very close to Rito village, even more for a Rito who can just soar across the land. Lastly there is the Rito Stable, and as I said that I was talking as if this would be a real life situation then in the stables there would be a high chance of there being cows to produce milk. And because its a stable there would also be a probabily of a wheat cultivation from which bread could be produced...
Ik I wrote a lot but its cuz im borred and I kinda want a debate about it.
It would’ve been so cool if there’d been cooking ingredients local to the depths
Perhaps in episode 2 😉
@@youraveragehylian oh it wasn't meant as a critique to your video, moreso to the game itself. There's the stuff the Yiga have hidden and 5 or so fish but that's all there is to cook down there, which is a shame.
Can’t wait for all the new people
Found ya
hey fred
Hi Fred, Furiza, and Léo
Hey y’all!
This is so well made!!!! Kudos!!
The dragons are watching him cook from the sky
This guy needs like to have 10mill subs WHY ONLY 28.5K !!!?!?!!???!!
I'm gonna join the server! I've been bored in totk and this will give me tasks and stuff to do!
Do it! It’s all about having fun with TotK in a new way
@@youraveragehylian I joined, and now I'm on my way to a good time in Hyrule! I think I'll even draw myself as a Hylian as well for fun!
this is actually so unique and entertaining.
...20:17 got me
One of my favourite things to cook is some honey candy. Requires couiser Bee honey. And... i think that's it.
I love when people recreate real-world tv genres in BOTW/TOTK
I love the hylian food network water mark lmao 🤣