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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @Julesathome56
    @Julesathome56 2 місяці тому +38

    The whole encounter was so funny! You can see on the security guys faces slowly losing the will to live 😅
    When they said they had seen you before then when you said what did I look like? 😅😅
    I love your videos 😊

  • @mikeybabe10001
    @mikeybabe10001 2 місяці тому +7

    Pure Audits is straight out of Dads Army. Very funny 😂

  • @RAINBOW1665
    @RAINBOW1665 2 місяці тому +47

    I loved the..."I've seen you here before"..... "What did I look like then?"

    • @waynesaunders4599
      @waynesaunders4599 2 місяці тому +2

      It was when he im not sure that had me 😂

    • @Traceyeccleshare
      @Traceyeccleshare 2 місяці тому +3

      It had me in stitches 😂

    • @Lee.Willcox
      @Lee.Willcox Місяць тому +1

      Cracked me up too as his cogs failed to work it out 🤪
      Overgrown duck or a baby swan 🤣
      I love stupid people, they make the best comedy 😎😝 I aint talking about PA, he gets the best out of dumbasses 😜😆🤣

  • @19NortiRascal67
    @19NortiRascal67 2 місяці тому +33

    You are so unique with your politeness and humour... Always great to watch your videos... Keep up the great work.. 😁

    • @SpeccyMan
      @SpeccyMan 2 місяці тому

      Being obtuse doesn't constitute politeness.

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 місяці тому +5

      Thank you 😁

  • @beds139
    @beds139 2 місяці тому +108

    I am so pleased that your style of auditing now prevails. The early ones just descended into anarchic foul mouthed rows. Your approach gently teases the stupidity out of these people over an extended period of time.😊👏

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 місяці тому +32

      Thank you 👍 - and thanks for supporting me.

    • @MrRaffles1234
      @MrRaffles1234 2 місяці тому +18

      100% agree, by far my favorite auditor now.

    • @teresa19543
      @teresa19543 2 місяці тому +10

      Totally agree. Kudos.

    • @JimmyMac-jo3zh
      @JimmyMac-jo3zh 2 місяці тому +14

      Agreed. I don't like the ones who get needlessly aggressive and purposefully escalate things by shouting and swearing.

    • @cronocide
      @cronocide 2 місяці тому +19

      I love how PA baffles them with his innocence.

  • @michaelgreene8257
    @michaelgreene8257 2 місяці тому +4

    I have seen you here before “what did I look like then” priceless 👌

  • @PhilBurns-oc2vg
    @PhilBurns-oc2vg 2 місяці тому +67

    The dafter you get, the better you get.They don't do the walk of shame, it's a walk of "what the hell is going on"

    • @TheSadButMadLad
      @TheSadButMadLad 2 місяці тому +4

      I left this video thinking "how the hell did they get the job they are so stupid"

    • @SpeccyMan
      @SpeccyMan 2 місяці тому +4

      @@TheSadButMadLad Remember, grunts are not employed for their intelligence.

  • @teamdoa
    @teamdoa 2 місяці тому +17

    I love how you always show them the zoom camera as if it is some amazing new technology lol.

    • @iadoredavey
      @iadoredavey 2 місяці тому +2

      He's proud of it 🤗

  • @donnahall7014
    @donnahall7014 2 місяці тому +48

    that fat duck is actually a goose, lol

    • @No53BusHead
      @No53BusHead 2 місяці тому +9

      And the waterfall is a fountain.

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 місяці тому +7

      Thank You 😀

    • @letsgo9901
      @letsgo9901 2 місяці тому +8

      That's a CANADIAN 🇨🇦 GOOSE here in the states 🇺🇲​@@PureAudits

    • @SD-rq2ob
      @SD-rq2ob 2 місяці тому +4

      @@letsgo9901 and it’s about to fly away to warmer climates.

    • @notmozart1
      @notmozart1 2 місяці тому +4

      @@letsgo9901 tis here in the U.K. too!

  • @davidhenderson3005
    @davidhenderson3005 Місяць тому +5

    Simply pure class very funny yet again 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @Andyjzr
    @Andyjzr 2 місяці тому +35

    Thing's yo'u'll nerver hear in life, 'Do Pepsi have a puncture reapair kit'. It's just genuis in it's own way and done withi wonderful politness. I love it.

    • @SpeccyMan
      @SpeccyMan 2 місяці тому +1

      Things (no apostrophe in a plural.)
      you'll (only the one apostrophe.)
      never (only one r.)
      repair (only one a.)
      ... genius in its own way ... (the possessive pronoun has no apostrophe.)
      politeness (has another e.)
      Only two sentences from you but so many mistakes.

    • @Andyjzr
      @Andyjzr 2 місяці тому +2

      @@SpeccyMan Who hurt you? xx

  • @Busterpoo1964
    @Busterpoo1964 2 місяці тому +42

    SIA and the security industry needs investigation

  • @jonwardle8822
    @jonwardle8822 2 місяці тому +20

    "i wouldn't be drinking cocktails in the day" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 such a dry wit, quick as anything. "He's gone- you goin? where's he gone?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scruffyalice-ff5pz
    @scruffyalice-ff5pz 2 місяці тому +95

    Why are SIA security workers so afraid to display their photo i.d., as prescribed by the law?

    • @hymatwat9412
      @hymatwat9412 2 місяці тому +13

      Maybe fake ID

    • @usernametakenGT7
      @usernametakenGT7 2 місяці тому +32

      Because 90% of them entered the country illegally 😮

    • @cronocide
      @cronocide 2 місяці тому +17

      Because if you say their name out loud you have stolen part of their soul.

    • @mikechesh-nq9gj
      @mikechesh-nq9gj 2 місяці тому +23

      All on benefits.

    • @paultruesdale7680
      @paultruesdale7680 2 місяці тому +5

      You might be right or wrong.
      Least they aren’t on the dole, or dossing about.

  • @dr_dr
    @dr_dr 2 місяці тому +63

    Who needs to get on their bike and go home?

    • @ashwayn
      @ashwayn 2 місяці тому +4

      He has sent their minds ga ga

    • @jensun77wilson
      @jensun77wilson 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelashton
    @michaelashton 2 місяці тому +20

    What did I look like? "I don't know". I nearly choked on my brew!

  • @williamkeith8740
    @williamkeith8740 2 місяці тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣Always get a good chuckle from the polite trolling - cheers from the outback 🦘🦘🦘

  • @user-um1xt3kh
    @user-um1xt3kh 2 місяці тому +32

    'Why would we attack you?'. We'd all like to know that one, Beardy.

    • @edgein7892
      @edgein7892 2 місяці тому +6

      These people make it a habit of claiming they're victims of something or other.
      It lets them get away with a whole lot of stuff.

    • @user-um1xt3kh
      @user-um1xt3kh 2 місяці тому +6

      @@edgein7892 yes. They're always far too much trouble than they're ever worth.

    • @WillScarlet1991
      @WillScarlet1991 2 місяці тому +1

      @@edgein7892 Stop being racist, mate.

    • @ItsEasyJustLift
      @ItsEasyJustLift 2 місяці тому +1

      "where are you from?" the roles have well and truly reversed looooooool

    • @WillScarlet1991
      @WillScarlet1991 2 місяці тому

      OP, do you like being a r@cist?

  • @FPL_fomo
    @FPL_fomo 2 місяці тому +19

    "an overgrown duck or a swan" 😁

  • @vincehenry9126
    @vincehenry9126 Місяць тому +1

    It’s just brilliant… can’t put to words the way you 1.2.3 people 🙏

  • @JaneAndrews-k6j
    @JaneAndrews-k6j 2 місяці тому +5

    Fat duck cracked me up before any human interaction even started 😂

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 2 місяці тому

      Hilarious.. this guy is a Genius 💡🧠🤓

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 2 місяці тому +15

    😂Every insurance company in the UK should watch your films in order to reconsider their policies of cutting insurance premiums when companies employ these loonies. It makes no sense whatsoever.
    Brilliantly lethally funny as always PA, lovely footage too, you're getting better and better, thank you again!

  • @lenapatrica8750
    @lenapatrica8750 2 місяці тому +4

    I'll always give the thumbs up to this channel, it's the subtle humour I love 😆

  • @ttuathal4509
    @ttuathal4509 2 місяці тому +8

    1 You think im coming in,/Im not coming in 😂✅️
    2 I've got my zoom camera 😁 ✅️
    3 I've got an app ❌️
    4 I've come a long way ""on my bike"" 🤣 ✅️
    5 it's only a small one/ wafer thin.😂😂❌️
    6 I'm allowed, ✅️
    4/6 on the Pure Audits Bingo Card.
    Bit of a tame one today. But still a good interaction.
    You say I was here before? What do I look like then? 😆😆😆😆😆 brilliant ,
    Security guys were okish. I think you bamboozled them.
    Thanks for the upload PA
    PS beautiful building.

  • @fightforjustice3744
    @fightforjustice3744 2 місяці тому +3

    Loving your videos. Regards from Brisbane, Australia.

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 місяці тому

      Thanks for watching! 😀

  • @atitnac598
    @atitnac598 3 дні тому

    Once again,I think security left utterly bewildered. 🤔😂🤣

  • @MrCptjohn
    @MrCptjohn 2 місяці тому +9

    Must be windy there that security guys lost his moustache 😂

  • @Sylvia-Storm
    @Sylvia-Storm 2 місяці тому +9

    “ What did I look like then” 😂

  • @kristieleo1982
    @kristieleo1982 2 місяці тому +2

    "I've come a long way on my bike..."
    "I've got a slow puncture..."
    Mate, you need to get these zingers on some merch.
    Much love from Sydney Australia 🇦🇺

  • @DJEMEDIA
    @DJEMEDIA 2 місяці тому +5

    Green park security should know better after me and DJ Audits lesson 😅 on separate occasions.

  • @Jim--Bob
    @Jim--Bob 2 місяці тому

    'What did I look like then'? That question stumped him.

  • @mobiuseno
    @mobiuseno 2 місяці тому +16

    Had an opportunity to advertise to 15k+ people with a single can of Pepsi 😅. I have a 35yr old bottle of Bushmills that will be opened when someone gives PA a puncture repair kit 🥃

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 2 місяці тому

      Hopefully you have bottle of 35 year old Bushmills , and not just a 35 year old bottle 😮

  • @savagebrian1234
    @savagebrian1234 2 місяці тому +9

    we've seen you before.....what did i look like🤣🤣🤣 daam that was funny

  • @beds139
    @beds139 2 місяці тому +17

    Another one for your headstone…”He had a high viz.”😊

  • @buzzindrones
    @buzzindrones 2 місяці тому +4

    Canada Goose = Baby Swan or Fat Duck 😂

  • @davidhenderson3005
    @davidhenderson3005 Місяць тому +1

    Tell him you want a vodka in your Pepsi lol 😂😂😂😂😂. They look very confused lol 😂😂😂

  • @moonchild1971
    @moonchild1971 2 місяці тому +16

    "what did I look like then" 😂😂😂

    • @mark2781
      @mark2781 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 2 місяці тому +13

    Duck or a baby swan. 😂😂😂

  • @zog97xy
    @zog97xy 2 місяці тому

    "There's four of us" LOL!

  • @KelmutHool
    @KelmutHool 2 місяці тому +1

    All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi.

  • @vintagerecordambassadeur4098
    @vintagerecordambassadeur4098 2 місяці тому +1

    Overgrown ducks or a baby swan. Now that’s funny

  • @arthurxxxxxxx6664
    @arthurxxxxxxx6664 2 місяці тому +6

    "I didn't know if it was an overgrown duck or a baby swan."

  • @mikegm1977
    @mikegm1977 2 місяці тому

    The overgrown duck is a Canada goose 😂😂

  • @retroonhisbikes
    @retroonhisbikes 2 місяці тому +3

    Aww poor goose, has angel wing, caused by too much bread i heard.

  • @JuneRawlings
    @JuneRawlings 2 місяці тому

    Hi PA...ty so much for your entertaining videos.... The silliness and innocence of your demeanor never fails to make me LOL...keep em comin..brilliant❤

  • @davejones3372
    @davejones3372 2 місяці тому

    Why they don’t just give up on you I’ll never know never get tired of watching these 👏😂

  • @davidstepnitz7376
    @davidstepnitz7376 2 місяці тому +2

    The grass on the roof could do with a trim - give it a mention next time. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pampennyworth
    @pampennyworth 2 місяці тому +42

    If you were to ask those security guards “where are you from”? It would be rAcIsT.

    • @simonemcgoldrick
      @simonemcgoldrick 2 місяці тому

      I don't see y where you from

    • @pampennyworth
      @pampennyworth 2 місяці тому +7

      @@simonemcgoldrick if the flag isn’t a proper indicator then I don’t know what to say.

    • @edgein7892
      @edgein7892 2 місяці тому

      Since anybody voting anything othet than Labour is already being branded a racist I really couldn't give a toss.

    • @iainsloan270
      @iainsloan270 2 місяці тому

      TV pc​@@simonemcgoldrick

    • @markm3436
      @markm3436 2 місяці тому +4

      Suggesting someone of a different ethnicity goes home would normally result in an instant arrest.

  • @BuzzQuick-s5j
    @BuzzQuick-s5j 2 місяці тому +13

    Please tell me you asked, if they had any coke 😂.

    • @DMC888
      @DMC888 Місяць тому +1

      Something to ask after they’ve brought the Pepsi out. 😂

  • @peterhemmings2929
    @peterhemmings2929 2 місяці тому +22

    Canada geese, not fat ducks!

  • @qtube1980
    @qtube1980 2 місяці тому +2

    Two tier police would lock you up for a racially aggravated hate-crime if you said "get on your bike & go home"

  • @leyland110
    @leyland110 2 місяці тому +1

    Those ducks are geese 😂🤣

  • @audihouse
    @audihouse 2 місяці тому +8

    On ur bike and go home 😂😂😂😂😂 u first!!!

  • @JimmyMac-jo3zh
    @JimmyMac-jo3zh 2 місяці тому +7

    I don't think that a bushy beard without the moustache is ever a good look on anyone.

    • @ashwayn
      @ashwayn 2 місяці тому

      To do better work this in WHY YOU HAVE that lovely beard he says i am muslim
      at this point you call me in and I send him insane with mohammeds insane hadith instructions

  • @gregpies1649
    @gregpies1649 2 місяці тому +2

    Why are these security guards almost always foreigners.

  • @darrencrooks5083
    @darrencrooks5083 Місяць тому

    A fat duck😂😂😂 I have laughed hard at that!! It's a goose mate 😅

  • @jackyhayes8613
    @jackyhayes8613 2 місяці тому +7

    I find it funny,when foreigners ask where are you from

  • @annpeerkat2020
    @annpeerkat2020 2 місяці тому +1

    0:02 There's a bizarre humor in this man asking "who are you" then telling him to "go back home" and "where are you from". The man has the self awareness of a wet brick.

  • @cycloactive5858
    @cycloactive5858 2 місяці тому +5

    That bird at the start was not a duck or a swan but a Canada goose. The plants at the front are not lavendar but perovskia or Russian sage.

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 місяці тому +2

      Brilliant - Thank You. I will look up the sage 👍

  • @tommarks7939
    @tommarks7939 2 місяці тому +2

    That was a Canadian goose.
    Not a baby swan or just a fat duck.
    Hope that helps, great video as usual

  • @sleepyboyuk
    @sleepyboyuk Місяць тому +1

    It's a posh duck!😂

  • @nettypets
    @nettypets 2 місяці тому +1

    I just love how Pure asks for things and the think the seen you before.

  • @johnbratley6926
    @johnbratley6926 2 місяці тому +1

    The fat duck is a goose and the waterfall is a fountain and you can't go home 'cos you've got a puncture an altogether confusing day for you.

  • @Rudeboyantics
    @Rudeboyantics Місяць тому

    You should audition for a comedy show on tv.another fab video.keep them coming!!

  • @Sol-Cutta
    @Sol-Cutta Місяць тому +2

    Get on your bike mate, u got further to pedal than me mush.

  • @grantmason740
    @grantmason740 2 місяці тому +1

    This particular office had previously been based at Theale where they were known as Walkers. The crisp company that Pepsi also owns. It may therefore be possible this site has very little to do with sales and distribution of beverages.

  • @carlhartwell7978
    @carlhartwell7978 2 місяці тому +1

    16:14 🤣🤣🤣 Your default position for the last 10+ minutes!
    16:48 Please, don't change!🤣

  • @BuzzQuick-s5j
    @BuzzQuick-s5j 2 місяці тому +11

    He's seen you! Do we all look the same to him I wonder 😂.

    • @ashwayn
      @ashwayn 2 місяці тому

      Only in the context his Koran require him to kill us if we dont convert to Pislam

  • @shahsheikh541
    @shahsheikh541 2 місяці тому +1

    This “not allowed” was very exciting, the security provided light hearted entertainment,well done!

  • @Kakev100
    @Kakev100 Місяць тому +1

    This Guy is a Genius, so funny :)

  • @nickmacdonald9535
    @nickmacdonald9535 2 місяці тому +4

    I know that first security bloke. His name is Prakesh and he is from Nepal. He did over 20 years in the Gurkhas. I know many, many, ex-Gurkhas and I have met him several times.

    • @69spook
      @69spook 2 місяці тому +2

      Don't mess with him then ..... 😂

    • @nickmacdonald9535
      @nickmacdonald9535 2 місяці тому

      He is a really nice guy. ​@@69spook

    • @Crazyrusslerloverlady
      @Crazyrusslerloverlady Місяць тому

      And?.That's not his "get out of jail free card" you know.
      If that's the case he should be ashamed of his conduct imo.

    • @nickmacdonald9535
      @nickmacdonald9535 Місяць тому

      @@Crazyrusslerloverlady . Somebody here was making remarks suggesting he is an illegal immigrant. That was my point.

  • @S.Trades
    @S.Trades 2 місяці тому

    That's not a waterfall, that's a FOUNTAIN.

  • @awolwakefieldyorkshire
    @awolwakefieldyorkshire 2 місяці тому

    If the security guards have to fill in a report about this i wonder where they would start lol 😅😂🤣

  • @dougwrightson3449
    @dougwrightson3449 2 місяці тому +22

    No badge, no conversation

    • @shutterupphotography295
      @shutterupphotography295 2 місяці тому +2

      agree

    • @Leepercomm
      @Leepercomm 2 місяці тому +3

      If they can't even tell you who they are and what position they hold then there's no conversation either.

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 2 місяці тому +1

      No conversation = less views , but any conversation should be about their lack of a legally required SIA badge .

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 2 місяці тому

      Pepsi are not completely inclusive are they 😂

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 2 місяці тому +1

      They are totally BAMBOOZLED. 😂😂😂😂.

  • @ukwhitewitch
    @ukwhitewitch Місяць тому

    What did I look like then???? 😂😂😂😂😂 wonderful 😂😂😂

  • @sorearm
    @sorearm 2 місяці тому +1

    The irony, get on your bike and go home, we're you from .... should have just reversed the question. Same to you, why don't YOU get on your bike and YOU go home????

  • @adebrade172
    @adebrade172 2 місяці тому +1

    Between you and BP audits are a must watch

  • @gregorydawe819
    @gregorydawe819 2 місяці тому +6

    1:44 It's a Canadian goose - they can get aggressive - best to give them their space. Nice video greetings from Canada

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 місяці тому

      Thank You - And thanks for watching 😀

  • @robbaker277
    @robbaker277 2 місяці тому +3

    Another great video,go tell them you finished & getting on your bike & go 😂 oh and I think it was a goose Canadian not a baby swan .they didn’t have a bike to go but they did go before you

  • @johnschannel449
    @johnschannel449 2 місяці тому

    Should have told them you want to use your metal detector for precious metals under their property

  • @JamesBrown-lc4fw
    @JamesBrown-lc4fw 2 місяці тому +11

    Canada geese, we have thousands of those in the fields around our property

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 місяці тому

      Thank You 😀

    • @MrAndrewFarrow
      @MrAndrewFarrow 2 місяці тому

      Not for long!
      They’ll be emigrating soon, now it’s the autumnal equinox.

    • @Hrossey
      @Hrossey 2 місяці тому

      Lots of expensive jackets! Straight onto eBay.
      **makes a goose noise** 🇨🇦

  • @philipjones9458
    @philipjones9458 2 місяці тому +2

    The ponds are to store surface water run off from the motorway so as not to overwhelm the sewer system.

  • @barrywest2170
    @barrywest2170 2 місяці тому

    Another great audit 👍👍🏿👍🏾I think those plants are Nepeta (cat mint)

  • @Smeeagain75
    @Smeeagain75 2 місяці тому +4

    No puncture repair kits , no access to toilets, even with a hi.vis jacket.
    That's so disappointing.

  • @michaelmerry678
    @michaelmerry678 2 місяці тому

    Interesting that the foreign security guard asks the English man where is he from and then tells him to go home.

  • @johnschannel449
    @johnschannel449 2 місяці тому +2

    When they ask who you work for tell them you work for COca Cola and doing industrial espionarge

  • @robertreid9079
    @robertreid9079 2 місяці тому +9

    Nobody has answered the question. Is it an overgrown duck or a baby swan?🦆😀Priceless.👍

  • @gdr38515
    @gdr38515 2 місяці тому +1

    "Been here before? What did I look like then?" 😆😆😄😄

  • @creekyknee
    @creekyknee 2 місяці тому +2

    The Garden Gnome telling you to get on your bike and go home. You should have told him to go back to his garden.

  • @richarddainty2855
    @richarddainty2855 2 місяці тому +1

    Brilliant entertainment as usual. Thanks

  • @groovyray
    @groovyray 2 місяці тому

    That pond looked lovely on your video pure audits.

  • @balaclavaboy247
    @balaclavaboy247 2 місяці тому

    Manilla looks lovely at this time of year.

  • @davidstepnitz7376
    @davidstepnitz7376 2 місяці тому +1

    I’m going above your head 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😂

  • @MrSlipstreem
    @MrSlipstreem 2 місяці тому

    If all else fails, confuse security in to a coma. 🤭

  • @johnroberthines7811
    @johnroberthines7811 2 місяці тому +4

    Is that a baby swan or a fat duck😂😂😂 i think you'll find its a goose mate 😅😅

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 місяці тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣 Thanks 👍

    • @johnroberthines7811
      @johnroberthines7811 2 місяці тому +1

      @@PureAudits your welcome... You have me in stitches mate👍😂😂keep up the good work

  • @davidpickard9393
    @davidpickard9393 2 місяці тому +3

    Is that one those comedy beards from the joke shop

  • @seanaidan4577
    @seanaidan4577 2 місяці тому +1

    Baby swan 🙄😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪😂😂

  • @konnick5262
    @konnick5262 2 місяці тому +1

    Pepsi and coca-cola got same owners, private equity!

  • @peterharland227
    @peterharland227 2 місяці тому

    Nice ice cold Pepsi.
    Mate, you are def the best 🙂

  • @cucumbonger
    @cucumbonger 2 місяці тому +1

    it's a goose. Not a duck. Not a swan.