The whole encounter was so funny! You can see on the security guys faces slowly losing the will to live 😅 When they said they had seen you before then when you said what did I look like? 😅😅 I love your videos 😊
Cracked me up too as his cogs failed to work it out 🤪 Overgrown duck or a baby swan 🤣 I love stupid people, they make the best comedy 😎😝 I aint talking about PA, he gets the best out of dumbasses 😜😆🤣
I am so pleased that your style of auditing now prevails. The early ones just descended into anarchic foul mouthed rows. Your approach gently teases the stupidity out of these people over an extended period of time.😊👏
Thing's yo'u'll nerver hear in life, 'Do Pepsi have a puncture reapair kit'. It's just genuis in it's own way and done withi wonderful politness. I love it.
Things (no apostrophe in a plural.) you'll (only the one apostrophe.) never (only one r.) repair (only one a.) ... genius in its own way ... (the possessive pronoun has no apostrophe.) politeness (has another e.) Only two sentences from you but so many mistakes.
😂Every insurance company in the UK should watch your films in order to reconsider their policies of cutting insurance premiums when companies employ these loonies. It makes no sense whatsoever. Brilliantly lethally funny as always PA, lovely footage too, you're getting better and better, thank you again!
1 You think im coming in,/Im not coming in 😂✅️ 2 I've got my zoom camera 😁 ✅️ 3 I've got an app ❌️ 4 I've come a long way ""on my bike"" 🤣 ✅️ 5 it's only a small one/ wafer thin.😂😂❌️ 6 I'm allowed, ✅️ 4/6 on the Pure Audits Bingo Card. Bit of a tame one today. But still a good interaction. You say I was here before? What do I look like then? 😆😆😆😆😆 brilliant , Security guys were okish. I think you bamboozled them. Thanks for the upload PA PS beautiful building.
"I've come a long way on my bike..." "I've got a slow puncture..." Mate, you need to get these zingers on some merch. Much love from Sydney Australia 🇦🇺
Had an opportunity to advertise to 15k+ people with a single can of Pepsi 😅. I have a 35yr old bottle of Bushmills that will be opened when someone gives PA a puncture repair kit 🥃
Hi PA...ty so much for your entertaining videos.... The silliness and innocence of your demeanor never fails to make me LOL...keep em comin..brilliant❤
To do better work this in WHY YOU HAVE that lovely beard he says i am muslim at this point you call me in and I send him insane with mohammeds insane hadith instructions
0:02 There's a bizarre humor in this man asking "who are you" then telling him to "go back home" and "where are you from". The man has the self awareness of a wet brick.
This particular office had previously been based at Theale where they were known as Walkers. The crisp company that Pepsi also owns. It may therefore be possible this site has very little to do with sales and distribution of beverages.
I know that first security bloke. His name is Prakesh and he is from Nepal. He did over 20 years in the Gurkhas. I know many, many, ex-Gurkhas and I have met him several times.
The irony, get on your bike and go home, we're you from .... should have just reversed the question. Same to you, why don't YOU get on your bike and YOU go home????
Another great video,go tell them you finished & getting on your bike & go 😂 oh and I think it was a goose Canadian not a baby swan .they didn’t have a bike to go but they did go before you
The whole encounter was so funny! You can see on the security guys faces slowly losing the will to live 😅
When they said they had seen you before then when you said what did I look like? 😅😅
I love your videos 😊
Pure Audits is straight out of Dads Army. Very funny 😂
I loved the..."I've seen you here before"..... "What did I look like then?"
It was when he im not sure that had me 😂
It had me in stitches 😂
Cracked me up too as his cogs failed to work it out 🤪
Overgrown duck or a baby swan 🤣
I love stupid people, they make the best comedy 😎😝 I aint talking about PA, he gets the best out of dumbasses 😜😆🤣
You are so unique with your politeness and humour... Always great to watch your videos... Keep up the great work.. 😁
Being obtuse doesn't constitute politeness.
Thank you 😁
I am so pleased that your style of auditing now prevails. The early ones just descended into anarchic foul mouthed rows. Your approach gently teases the stupidity out of these people over an extended period of time.😊👏
Thank you 👍 - and thanks for supporting me.
100% agree, by far my favorite auditor now.
Totally agree. Kudos.
Agreed. I don't like the ones who get needlessly aggressive and purposefully escalate things by shouting and swearing.
I love how PA baffles them with his innocence.
I have seen you here before “what did I look like then” priceless 👌
The dafter you get, the better you get.They don't do the walk of shame, it's a walk of "what the hell is going on"
I left this video thinking "how the hell did they get the job they are so stupid"
@@TheSadButMadLad Remember, grunts are not employed for their intelligence.
I love how you always show them the zoom camera as if it is some amazing new technology lol.
He's proud of it 🤗
that fat duck is actually a goose, lol
And the waterfall is a fountain.
Thank You 😀
That's a CANADIAN 🇨🇦 GOOSE here in the states 🇺🇲@@PureAudits
@@letsgo9901 and it’s about to fly away to warmer climates.
@@letsgo9901 tis here in the U.K. too!
Simply pure class very funny yet again 😅😅😅😅😅
Thing's yo'u'll nerver hear in life, 'Do Pepsi have a puncture reapair kit'. It's just genuis in it's own way and done withi wonderful politness. I love it.
Things (no apostrophe in a plural.)
you'll (only the one apostrophe.)
never (only one r.)
repair (only one a.)
... genius in its own way ... (the possessive pronoun has no apostrophe.)
politeness (has another e.)
Only two sentences from you but so many mistakes.
@@SpeccyMan Who hurt you? xx
SIA and the security industry needs investigation
They investigate themselves
A standing army.
"i wouldn't be drinking cocktails in the day" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 such a dry wit, quick as anything. "He's gone- you goin? where's he gone?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are SIA security workers so afraid to display their photo i.d., as prescribed by the law?
Maybe fake ID
Because 90% of them entered the country illegally 😮
Because if you say their name out loud you have stolen part of their soul.
All on benefits.
You might be right or wrong.
Least they aren’t on the dole, or dossing about.
Who needs to get on their bike and go home?
He has sent their minds ga ga
😂😂😂😂
What did I look like? "I don't know". I nearly choked on my brew!
🤣🤣🤣🤣Always get a good chuckle from the polite trolling - cheers from the outback 🦘🦘🦘
'Why would we attack you?'. We'd all like to know that one, Beardy.
These people make it a habit of claiming they're victims of something or other.
It lets them get away with a whole lot of stuff.
@@edgein7892 yes. They're always far too much trouble than they're ever worth.
@@edgein7892 Stop being racist, mate.
"where are you from?" the roles have well and truly reversed looooooool
OP, do you like being a r@cist?
"an overgrown duck or a swan" 😁
😂
It’s just brilliant… can’t put to words the way you 1.2.3 people 🙏
Fat duck cracked me up before any human interaction even started 😂
Hilarious.. this guy is a Genius 💡🧠🤓
😂Every insurance company in the UK should watch your films in order to reconsider their policies of cutting insurance premiums when companies employ these loonies. It makes no sense whatsoever.
Brilliantly lethally funny as always PA, lovely footage too, you're getting better and better, thank you again!
Thank You 😀
I'll always give the thumbs up to this channel, it's the subtle humour I love 😆
1 You think im coming in,/Im not coming in 😂✅️
2 I've got my zoom camera 😁 ✅️
3 I've got an app ❌️
4 I've come a long way ""on my bike"" 🤣 ✅️
5 it's only a small one/ wafer thin.😂😂❌️
6 I'm allowed, ✅️
4/6 on the Pure Audits Bingo Card.
Bit of a tame one today. But still a good interaction.
You say I was here before? What do I look like then? 😆😆😆😆😆 brilliant ,
Security guys were okish. I think you bamboozled them.
Thanks for the upload PA
PS beautiful building.
🥇Thank You 😀
Loving your videos. Regards from Brisbane, Australia.
Thanks for watching! 😀
Once again,I think security left utterly bewildered. 🤔😂🤣
Must be windy there that security guys lost his moustache 😂
“ What did I look like then” 😂
"I've come a long way on my bike..."
"I've got a slow puncture..."
Mate, you need to get these zingers on some merch.
Much love from Sydney Australia 🇦🇺
Green park security should know better after me and DJ Audits lesson 😅 on separate occasions.
👍👍😳
'What did I look like then'? That question stumped him.
Had an opportunity to advertise to 15k+ people with a single can of Pepsi 😅. I have a 35yr old bottle of Bushmills that will be opened when someone gives PA a puncture repair kit 🥃
Hopefully you have bottle of 35 year old Bushmills , and not just a 35 year old bottle 😮
we've seen you before.....what did i look like🤣🤣🤣 daam that was funny
Another one for your headstone…”He had a high viz.”😊
Canada Goose = Baby Swan or Fat Duck 😂
Thank You 😀
Tell him you want a vodka in your Pepsi lol 😂😂😂😂😂. They look very confused lol 😂😂😂
"what did I look like then" 😂😂😂
😂😂
Duck or a baby swan. 😂😂😂
"There's four of us" LOL!
All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi.
Overgrown ducks or a baby swan. Now that’s funny
"I didn't know if it was an overgrown duck or a baby swan."
The overgrown duck is a Canada goose 😂😂
Aww poor goose, has angel wing, caused by too much bread i heard.
Hi PA...ty so much for your entertaining videos.... The silliness and innocence of your demeanor never fails to make me LOL...keep em comin..brilliant❤
Why they don’t just give up on you I’ll never know never get tired of watching these 👏😂
The grass on the roof could do with a trim - give it a mention next time. 😂😂😂😂😂
If you were to ask those security guards “where are you from”? It would be rAcIsT.
I don't see y where you from
@@simonemcgoldrick if the flag isn’t a proper indicator then I don’t know what to say.
Since anybody voting anything othet than Labour is already being branded a racist I really couldn't give a toss.
TV pc@@simonemcgoldrick
Suggesting someone of a different ethnicity goes home would normally result in an instant arrest.
Please tell me you asked, if they had any coke 😂.
Something to ask after they’ve brought the Pepsi out. 😂
Canada geese, not fat ducks!
😂😂
Thank You 😀
Two tier police would lock you up for a racially aggravated hate-crime if you said "get on your bike & go home"
Those ducks are geese 😂🤣
👍🙏👍
On ur bike and go home 😂😂😂😂😂 u first!!!
I don't think that a bushy beard without the moustache is ever a good look on anyone.
To do better work this in WHY YOU HAVE that lovely beard he says i am muslim
at this point you call me in and I send him insane with mohammeds insane hadith instructions
Why are these security guards almost always foreigners.
A fat duck😂😂😂 I have laughed hard at that!! It's a goose mate 😅
I find it funny,when foreigners ask where are you from
0:02 There's a bizarre humor in this man asking "who are you" then telling him to "go back home" and "where are you from". The man has the self awareness of a wet brick.
That bird at the start was not a duck or a swan but a Canada goose. The plants at the front are not lavendar but perovskia or Russian sage.
Brilliant - Thank You. I will look up the sage 👍
That was a Canadian goose.
Not a baby swan or just a fat duck.
Hope that helps, great video as usual
Thank You 😀
It's a posh duck!😂
I just love how Pure asks for things and the think the seen you before.
The fat duck is a goose and the waterfall is a fountain and you can't go home 'cos you've got a puncture an altogether confusing day for you.
You should audition for a comedy show on tv.another fab video.keep them coming!!
Thank you 😀
Get on your bike mate, u got further to pedal than me mush.
This particular office had previously been based at Theale where they were known as Walkers. The crisp company that Pepsi also owns. It may therefore be possible this site has very little to do with sales and distribution of beverages.
16:14 🤣🤣🤣 Your default position for the last 10+ minutes!
16:48 Please, don't change!🤣
👍
He's seen you! Do we all look the same to him I wonder 😂.
Only in the context his Koran require him to kill us if we dont convert to Pislam
This “not allowed” was very exciting, the security provided light hearted entertainment,well done!
This Guy is a Genius, so funny :)
I know that first security bloke. His name is Prakesh and he is from Nepal. He did over 20 years in the Gurkhas. I know many, many, ex-Gurkhas and I have met him several times.
Don't mess with him then ..... 😂
He is a really nice guy. @@69spook
And?.That's not his "get out of jail free card" you know.
If that's the case he should be ashamed of his conduct imo.
@@Crazyrusslerloverlady . Somebody here was making remarks suggesting he is an illegal immigrant. That was my point.
That's not a waterfall, that's a FOUNTAIN.
👍Noted 🤣
If the security guards have to fill in a report about this i wonder where they would start lol 😅😂🤣
No badge, no conversation
agree
If they can't even tell you who they are and what position they hold then there's no conversation either.
No conversation = less views , but any conversation should be about their lack of a legally required SIA badge .
Pepsi are not completely inclusive are they 😂
They are totally BAMBOOZLED. 😂😂😂😂.
What did I look like then???? 😂😂😂😂😂 wonderful 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
The irony, get on your bike and go home, we're you from .... should have just reversed the question. Same to you, why don't YOU get on your bike and YOU go home????
Between you and BP audits are a must watch
1:44 It's a Canadian goose - they can get aggressive - best to give them their space. Nice video greetings from Canada
Thank You - And thanks for watching 😀
Another great video,go tell them you finished & getting on your bike & go 😂 oh and I think it was a goose Canadian not a baby swan .they didn’t have a bike to go but they did go before you
Thank You 😀
Should have told them you want to use your metal detector for precious metals under their property
Canada geese, we have thousands of those in the fields around our property
Thank You 😀
Not for long!
They’ll be emigrating soon, now it’s the autumnal equinox.
Lots of expensive jackets! Straight onto eBay.
**makes a goose noise** 🇨🇦
The ponds are to store surface water run off from the motorway so as not to overwhelm the sewer system.
Thank You 😀
Another great audit 👍👍🏿👍🏾I think those plants are Nepeta (cat mint)
No puncture repair kits , no access to toilets, even with a hi.vis jacket.
That's so disappointing.
No free coke too 😞
Interesting that the foreign security guard asks the English man where is he from and then tells him to go home.
When they ask who you work for tell them you work for COca Cola and doing industrial espionarge
Nobody has answered the question. Is it an overgrown duck or a baby swan?🦆😀Priceless.👍
"Been here before? What did I look like then?" 😆😆😄😄
The Garden Gnome telling you to get on your bike and go home. You should have told him to go back to his garden.
Brilliant entertainment as usual. Thanks
That pond looked lovely on your video pure audits.
Manilla looks lovely at this time of year.
I’m going above your head 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😂
If all else fails, confuse security in to a coma. 🤭
Is that a baby swan or a fat duck😂😂😂 i think you'll find its a goose mate 😅😅
🤣🤣🤣 Thanks 👍
@@PureAudits your welcome... You have me in stitches mate👍😂😂keep up the good work
Is that one those comedy beards from the joke shop
Baby swan 🙄😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪😂😂
Pepsi and coca-cola got same owners, private equity!
Nice ice cold Pepsi.
Mate, you are def the best 🙂
it's a goose. Not a duck. Not a swan.