“You’re on the ball today you aren’t you?” - this probably the most blatant sarcasm I’ve ever heard or seen in my entire life. Her reply, dead straight face: “Yes”
Just rewatching ALL your past audits and am literally in stitches at some of these interactions. Your sense of humour and the one- liners are creasing me up again!
Yes! I fuckin’ loved it when you explained it in such simple terms and quiet tone, “you’re out of your depth...” That’s an impressive retort my new British friend. Greetings from Austin, Texas, USA. I’m subscribed and binge watching all of your past uploads. I absolutely love British rhetoric and how you in particular converse with the constabulary. Bravo, sir, and carry on proudly. Freedom demands nothing less. Good day, @focuspocus
The whole system is pretty much relying on us to know zero so they can say anything they want and we think it's true, and there's millions who would of just moved on for that very reason.
Absolutely. This statement couldn't be more true at the moment where the government and their cop buddies order us to do things and nobody questions it, not aware just how much their civil rights are being infringed.
No excuse these days to know more. Even if you can't retain knowledge you can always drag out access to the biggest library in the world from your pocket. Your phone and access the web.
Please please can you post more of this.... I am having to watch these over and over... so funny and entertaining...love your sense of humour.... "have you two left Cinderella at home" priceless ❤
Focus Pokus is the best auditor I've seen, he's really funny but he knows his stuff !! He never let's the police baffle him with false laws and draws them in before smacking them down with his knowledge of the law and his witt !! More, more, more !!!
That’s why they are o so’s they haven’t even a clue about what you can do and what you can’t. He’s not on private land as he’s on a public footpath which is under the public right of way laws and he could of also been an enthusiast. There’s no laws that say you can not take pictures of anywhere. Only on private land you have to get permission. So the guy is right
Yep confrontational straight from the off. Now that’s bad policing. A experienced Police officer would never act like that. She’s the type who would never have passed selection 20 years ago. My mate who’s a copper of 25 years not mine.
My favourite comments “I think we’re trapped in a loop here that we can’t escape” & “you two are on the ball today, aren’t ya?” - yeah. Comedy gold hahaha please post more.
Right at the end you say "this is great fun" so why the hiatus? Best UK auditor IMHO and, certainly the most legally knowledgeable and wittiest, great to see you back.
I've had to revisit some golden oldies, this is one of my favourites 👌 Plz drop some new stuff , your knowledge of the law is epic and the way you deflate these ppl is a pure joy
People really do let a uniform and authority go to their heads...... 'Please fell free to walk where you want, but you can't take photographs'..... Who the hell do these people think they are?
I like your approach and general style about exercising your right to film in public and have done for some time! Love your crack about leaving Cinderella at home! Keep up the good work!
I think she must have had a day off from training when they went through how to deal with members of the public. Love the "have you two left cinderella at home" brilliant. Love your audits.
Roulette Raider 2016 the golden wonder video is the funniest video I have ever seen ,I have to keep watching it every now and again and I still can’t believe how stupid that pair look .I am going to have a look now .
This is brilliant, please don't stop this! Love the fact the camera makes a shutter sound you can tell it winds them up even more, along with your sarcy comments 😂😂
Mate, I flippin love these videos. Your laugh and general upbeat and positive demeanour in front of ignorance is very entertaining. Keep up the good work and be safe.
Your last comment made me smile: “... it’s great fun...” I am so pleased that you’re back. Ridiculing the ridiculous. Oafs. Silly. On camera, for all to see! You have a gift for exposing their abundant stupidity. Looking forward to the next instalment. 😎
Best auditor by far. Could watch you make a fool of the establishment all day. Once the covid restrictions are lifted let’s have more videos please. Great informative entertainment 👍
It's quite hilarious how your not allowed to film cars registrations coming in and out the station but then the cars just head out into the big wide world with their Reggie plates in full view.
she kinda reminds me of my guilt riding gran on the french side, emutlated sweet but fear gultl shame and self doubt was her favourite pass time not sure she was actually human thouhg mine was more subtle and less tha way to ANYONE else, just ot me really less energetic, more smiles and poison urgh
Absolutely brilliant. Hilarious. I’d love to do that here but unfortunately photography IS a crime in Holland. But you are the most entertaining of all auditors. “A trinity of hopelessness” Pure genius
Christ they dont need training just replacing with real officers who don't know the law either. I mean its all online. When they look it up its an abridged version on a police database they are accessing. Not actually Google lol 😆. But still you have to wonder how they all seem to conclude photographing a police station is illegal or a security risk. It would mean that someone specifically told them all "if you see someone outside photographing the police station .... Defcon 1, suit up, tasers set to stun". But no one has. Recconisnace means "military observation of a region to locate an enemy or ascertain strategic features" ..... like a gate opening. How high her tyre pressure is. Seat angle and if she has spokeos obviously. Where security cameras are so that you can take them out quickly before a raid is a nonsense. Apparently all a terrorist needs to do is hang around somewhere with a camera and a hostile device and refuse to give their name. Free ride back to copshop .... job done. I mean you couldn't make it up as you go along ..... 🤔🙄😮
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Who needs a TV licence when you've got good humour like this, thank you.
Yes I stopped my direct debit two days ago. I was told just ignore their threatening letters.
Hes golden aye ...splits in my sides lol
Haha, well said!.
No need for MSM BS when we have content like this. 🤣🤣🤣
Now they are trying to say youtube requires a licence.
@@matty6848 I've had 50+ threat letters over 3 years, it's all bluff.
"Have you two left Cinderella at home again" 😂 Brilliant 👍
You are my favourite British auditor. You stand up for yourself and don't put up with any bullshit. Support from Canada 🇨🇦🍻👍🏻
“ Have you two left Cinderella at home again “ One of the funniest comments ever made on an audit! 😅
“I think we’re trapped in a loop we can’t escape.” I love the way you Brits phrase things. Funny as hell.
Ur quick responses and wit are priceless , English humour cracks me up AND their lack of it must make them LOSE IT
This guy is golden. We need more from him!
'Brits' ..lol. Go on then, which country in 'Britain' is he from?
@@ef7480 clearly England… coming from an Englishman
our cops 99% don't have guns think about it yank then come back ??? love you guys but hell no
“Have you two left Cinderella at home again?”👍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
HaHa
That was fu$$in class...
@@independentpuppy7520 You wouldnt want to see the kids them 2 produced
❤️❤️❤️❤️
Lol 😂
“You’re on the ball today you aren’t you?” - this probably the most blatant sarcasm I’ve ever heard or seen in my entire life.
Her reply, dead straight face: “Yes”
I caught that too, it's unbelievable.
“I’m gonna have another lap”!! 😂🤣 “Please don’t leave me this way”! Killing me 😝
😁😁😁
"Out of your depth" is exactly what they were!
“You’re out of your depth” 😂 so true
She’ll be out of her depth as a lollipop lady.
That was the real clincher. She should have woken up at that
Just rewatching ALL your past audits and am literally in stitches at some of these interactions. Your sense of humour and the one- liners are creasing me up again!
Hands down one of the best auditors out there! Love your videos!
Trapped in a loop here we can’t escape😂😂 you’re one liners are ace! Kudos.
" did you leave Cinderella at home again" .... priceless.
And then walks in circles 😂
That was hilarious 😂 I
"Am I on another lap?"
Police Karen's are the best, just behind supermarket Karen's.
Racial Keren's take some beating IMHO
That's an anti white comment.
I dunno skate park Karen's are pretty funny
These Karen’s wish they were police😂😂
You're forgetting the McDonald's "May I speak with your manager" Karen's
I can’t imagine the horror they feel when someone says “NO”. Hopefully it’ll make them think twice next time.
Good work mate.
Yes! I fuckin’ loved it when you explained it in such simple terms and quiet tone, “you’re out of your depth...” That’s an impressive retort my new British friend. Greetings from Austin, Texas, USA. I’m subscribed and binge watching all of your past uploads. I absolutely love British rhetoric and how you in particular converse with the constabulary. Bravo, sir, and carry on proudly. Freedom demands nothing less. Good day, @focuspocus
She was so angry about not getting her own way that I was half expecting her to throw the bike across the yard :)
Imagine pushing a bike around and expecting people to take you serious as a authority
christ it's a fact frigging so funny😂😂
The way that female was wheeling that cycle around I thought she had gone through the operation known as "strapabiketome".
The whole system is pretty much relying on us to know zero so they can say anything they want and we think it's true, and there's millions who would of just moved on for that very reason.
This ^
sapphireblue pretty much what they tried to do in lock down, enforcing guidance as if it were law and some of these cases even made it past the CPS!
Absolutely. This statement couldn't be more true at the moment where the government and their cop buddies order us to do things and nobody questions it, not aware just how much their civil rights are being infringed.
No excuse these days to know more. Even if you can't retain knowledge you can always drag out access to the biggest library in the world from your pocket. Your phone and access the web.
Please please can you post more of this.... I am having to watch these over and over... so funny and entertaining...love your sense of humour.... "have you two left Cinderella at home" priceless ❤
Focus Pokus is the best auditor I've seen, he's really funny but he knows his stuff !! He never let's the police baffle him with false laws and draws them in before smacking them down with his knowledge of the law and his witt !! More, more, more !!!
Brilliant to see you back, She was extremely rude. Attitude like that don't help.
says "gollum" !
well we witness ,,it's standard attitude now Marti
That’s why they are o so’s they haven’t even a clue about what you can do and what you can’t. He’s not on private land as he’s on a public footpath which is under the public right of way laws and he could of also been an enthusiast. There’s no laws that say you can not take pictures of anywhere. Only on private land you have to get permission. So the guy is right
Marti Blagborough That bird was one bio-diesel ⛽️ bruiser alright.
Yep confrontational straight from the off. Now that’s bad policing. A experienced Police officer would never act like that. She’s the type who would never have passed selection 20 years ago. My mate who’s a copper of 25 years not mine.
So glad to have found this auditor. Only shaming and pointing out their ridiculousness can bring change. And it's so funny.
the irony we've got you on camera,
so aggressive
when you started walking in circles couldn't stop laughing 😂
I love this guy, how he stays calm and funny through the stress and overly combative cops. Must be medal worthy.
My favourite comments “I think we’re trapped in a loop here that we can’t escape” & “you two are on the ball today, aren’t ya?” - yeah.
Comedy gold hahaha please post more.
Right at the end you say "this is great fun" so why the hiatus? Best UK auditor IMHO and, certainly the most legally knowledgeable and wittiest, great to see you back.
I was going to comment but you’ve said it all for me 👌🏻
Absolute comedy gold nothing better than watching the fools lead by the foolish. You sir are a legend.
One of my favourite auditors. Brilliant humour.
"You shouldn't be taking pictures at a police station..we have you on camera!" You couldn't write it!
😆 😆 😆
I'm no expert but i don't think laughter was the response they intended to elicit.
Laughter is the best form of defeating tyranny. Tyranny depends on eliciting fear and when you laugh at them it shows that they are a failure.
I’m so desperate for your vids I’m watching reruns for the fourth time.
Mate, I forgot how good this one was.
There are many pretenders on youtube. But Focus is by far the #1 auditor. Good to see you back fella. Keep 'em comin'
Hang on, she doesn’t “think” you should be photographing a police station
They sent her to 'hatchet - face' photographers into submission.
Yep does she realise it’s a public building paid for by the tax payer. We all have every right to photograph public buildings.
@Nehemiah Scudder Can't Understand Normal Thinking
High vis enhances their superiority. You are a star!
I've had to revisit some golden oldies, this is one of my favourites 👌
Plz drop some new stuff , your knowledge of the law is epic and the way you deflate these ppl is a pure joy
“I’ve got a uniform” tells you all you need to know about her attitude.
i think that was in part due to him asking her to identify herself, she was saying she is uniform so its obvious that she is a psco
People really do let a uniform and authority go to their heads......
'Please fell free to walk where you want, but you can't take photographs'.....
Who the hell do these people think they are?
That's a question that everyone is asking.
I like your approach and general style about exercising your right to film in public and have done for some time! Love your crack about leaving Cinderella at home! Keep up the good work!
Pmsl 😂 all the way through this Brilliant just Brilliant 😁 well done mate ❤️
I think she must have had a day off from training when they went through how to deal with members of the public. Love the "have you two left cinderella at home" brilliant. Love your audits.
“Have you two left Cinderella at home?” Ah stop I’m laughing too much to watch
Best quote of the vid
omg the best ever
Evil stepsisters
"Have you two left Cinderella at home again" lols.
Classic
He’s one of the best uk auditors. AB & focus pocus. 🤷🏻♂️ Just sayin
Mrs Laurel and Mrs Hardy comedy gold. 😂😂😂
I can't get enough of your videos they are hilarious
She sounded a bit like the Golden Wonder crisp woman. She has been promoted to PCSO. I knew she would go places in life. 😁
Roulette Raider 2016 the golden wonder video is the funniest video I have ever seen ,I have to keep watching it every now and again and I still can’t believe how stupid that pair look .I am going to have a look now .
She used to be the cleaner
You can't take fotos
@@dougfields5798 Golden Wonder Woman should have got an Oscar, funniest thing ever !!
*Next!* 😂😂
Taking the piss - - you're up there with the greats. Keep up the good work & thanks.
"Have you two left Cinderella at home again?" 🤣
I think "see you tomorrow" is his best line😂😂😂
Welcome back the best auditor in Britain!
Here here !
Agreed best in Britain
Definitely. Perfect responses, confident and calm.
Agreeeed!!
"you shouldn't be taking pictures, it's a security risk" "we've got you on camera anyway" lmao
"What laws that? Its a security risk",----- "yes but what law is that? But it's a security risk." Ya just can't beat simplistic logic can ya!!??
I love going through your back catalogue. Must have viewed this 7 or 8 times. Always notice something new to chuckle at.
Excellent work, FP.
Your the best at this man. Displaying the way the country is going with professionalism.
The best auditor in the UK is back.
interesting how the bullies come out as soon as the cameras a clickin'❣️
This is brilliant, please don't stop this! Love the fact the camera makes a shutter sound you can tell it winds them up even more, along with your sarcy comments 😂😂
Mate, I flippin love these videos. Your laugh and general upbeat and positive demeanour in front of ignorance is very entertaining. Keep up the good work and be safe.
Your last comment made me smile: “... it’s great fun...” I am so pleased that you’re back. Ridiculing the ridiculous. Oafs. Silly. On camera, for all to see! You have a gift for exposing their abundant stupidity. Looking forward to the next instalment. 😎
"I've asked you nicely." Bitter gramma tells citizen to eat his peas.
Best auditor by far. Could watch you make a fool of the establishment all day.
Once the covid restrictions are lifted let’s have more videos please. Great informative entertainment 👍
It's quite hilarious how your not allowed to film cars registrations coming in and out the station but then the cars just head out into the big wide world with their Reggie plates in full view.
put a basket on front of bike and she like witch in wizard of oz..
What an angry, uninformed in law, nasty woman. She needs extra training on laws and how to be civil with the law abiding public.
@Geoff Logan I think the other PCSO was her "husband"
she kinda reminds me of my guilt riding gran on the french side, emutlated sweet but fear gultl shame and self doubt was her favourite pass time
not sure she was actually human
thouhg mine was more subtle and less tha way to ANYONE else, just ot me really
less energetic, more smiles and poison
urgh
I don't think it was a woman, I mean honestly
The police have got to stop hiring gargoyles.
yes but they are SPECIAL specials frightfull but EVER SO CUTE BLESS.
“Have you two left Cinderella at home again”? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You’re out of your depth”. Genius😂
She just doesn’t know where to leave that bike
One of the funniest interactions I’ve seen for ages, your pirouette motion was a stroke of genius! Thank you Mr. P.
Absolutely brilliant. Hilarious. I’d love to do that here but unfortunately photography IS a crime in Holland.
But you are the most entertaining of all auditors.
“A trinity of hopelessness”
Pure genius
Further to my comment, lived up to expectations as always. Excellent stuff 😀
They have hundreds of backup and body armor. You have camera. *And they are scared of you.*
Every frame at 60fps tells a story.. Stitch them together it plays a narrative. They rely on our ignorance of the law.
It might have been an assault camera!
A camera *and* a brain :-)
So glad to see you back, handled brilliantly and with humour as before ,no one does audits like you.
One of my top 3 videos ever for an auditor. We need more from you Focus Pocus!!!!
Great to have these back available. So entertaining and educational.
My favourite auditor/rockumockumentory creator is back 🤘🤘🤘
"Have you left Cinderella at home again" 😂, you're a freaking legend with the best audits!,👍
The display of disdain from these officers is sickening
Your humour brings some light to the darkness of the situation, nicely done!
Could they not just try to train them? Even just the basics would be better than nothing.
I agree
Christ they dont need training just replacing with real officers who don't know the law either. I mean its all online. When they look it up its an abridged version on a police database they are accessing. Not actually Google lol 😆. But still you have to wonder how they all seem to conclude photographing a police station is illegal or a security risk. It would mean that someone specifically told them all "if you see someone outside photographing the police station .... Defcon 1, suit up, tasers set to stun". But no one has. Recconisnace means "military observation of a region to locate an enemy or ascertain strategic features" ..... like a gate opening. How high her tyre pressure is. Seat angle and if she has spokeos obviously. Where security cameras are so that you can take them out quickly before a raid is a nonsense. Apparently all a terrorist needs to do is hang around somewhere with a camera and a hostile device and refuse to give their name. Free ride back to copshop .... job done. I mean you couldn't make it up as you go along ..... 🤔🙄😮
You can't train genetic mistakes.
@@carltonlambert7608 But the Nazis put ( what they considered to be,) genetic mistakes ONTO trains.
NO, they know it’s a job to bully people, neighbours, fast food places etc..
You've done this before 😅🤣😅brilliant 😅🤣😅
"Have you two left Cinderella at home again" Legend!
Love the comedy aspect of it.
Classic. The master is back!
Not seen a Focus Pocus video for a while. Nice to see you back. If we ever bump into each other I'll give you a race on the spot !
Who's got the fastest camera.
Love your channel too also.."have you left Cinderella at home again"...FP is well funny..
You are the best auditor out there. The style and humor to deal with these clowns is just beautiful. Your out of your depth 🤣😂👏🏿👏🏿
Left them dumbfounded and totally clueless. Well done sir. 😄
A dinner Lady has more power
The officer needs to do away with "thinking" and concentrate on written law
Good point, think i'll think about that .............. now i'm going round in circles, I need to concentrate more .
This is by far the best video on the auditing channels.
"Don't leave me this way ",cracked right up.
When you say "what law is that? " puzzled look and the silence for a second says it all
The best is back...you da man welcome back sir. " I saw you clicking"...no it wasn't me it was the camara 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Please don't leave me this way! You were doing so well" absolutely hilarious :p
"Is that gate to keep me out or you in" or "did you leave cinderella at home again". Your one liners are class.
I like this guy I remember when he told a copper you can only milk a cow for four years. 😂
You were trying to take photos of crimes being committed but cops interfered and prevented you.
Got a fair amount of footage of official foolishness and several attempts to infringe his civil rights.
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I’ve missed you and your up loads so much 👍🏻
You always put a smile on my face, Thank you, one of your best
" Did you leave Cinderella at home again " ..... priceless.
He’s back! Thank god, watched all of his older videos and this is the new content we need!
my absolute favorite thanks brother always makes me smile these videos
"I'm on another lap", simply brilliant!