Godzilla (1998) - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @Pyroraptor16
    @Pyroraptor16 7 років тому +2030

    To be fair, it was a lot of fish

  • @Bender-fv9fu
    @Bender-fv9fu 9 місяців тому +39

    Spoiler Alert: They decided to kill off Bryan Cranston in the 2014 movie, But they decided to not kill of Mathew Broderick in this movie. How the hell does that make sense!

  • @coolperson962
    @coolperson962 5 років тому +698

    The time between Godzilla and this review was 10 years.
    The time between this review and now is 11 years..... feel old yet?

  • @gage_parr90
    @gage_parr90 7 років тому +309

    14:07 "Mr. Tackernovahumpashirerickydickyhamstermasterpollywallywantabigbangyousupercalifragilisticknickknackpaddywhackyougivethedogabananafantafofrescahickorydickoryhocketypocketywocketywackangelinafranchesca III"
    "It's Tatopoulos!"
    "Whatever."

    • @Bubbabyte99
      @Bubbabyte99 6 років тому +16

      This is one of the few times I'm okay with giving a like to a comment that's just quoting the review, because honestly it probably took a lot of work to type that out. And that's saying something, because usually I find quoting something from the review just to get likes to be incredibly lazy. Nice work.

    • @anonymousgoblin792
      @anonymousgoblin792 6 років тому +1

      🤣

    • @Morally_Immoral2
      @Morally_Immoral2 6 років тому +3

      Read that at the same time as the video said that

    • @MikeN275
      @MikeN275 6 років тому +1

      Great throwback to Monty Python.

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 5 років тому +2

      That's a lotta letters... I meant fish!

  • @Nikke-nn5mn
    @Nikke-nn5mn 9 років тому +385

    This was so bad, that original makers of Godzilla bought the rights to this movie, made that Godzilla into different character, and made a movie just to kill him off.

    • @potato6623
      @potato6623 9 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @Horzuhammer
      @Horzuhammer 9 років тому +41

      That's a bit of a exaggeration. The creature's like 20 seconds in Final Wars, and the real Gojira kills it in one blow.

    • @miguelsaurio55
      @miguelsaurio55 9 років тому +28

      +Nikke 2800 I love the scene where godzilla kills zilla so much, when I first saw it I was laughing so hard at what I just saw.

    • @TekkamanSeraphim
      @TekkamanSeraphim 9 років тому +11

      +miguelsaurio55 I actually had to watch that over and over. It was well thought out.

    • @CazRaX
      @CazRaX 8 років тому +2

      +Armin Arlert The Awesome Not many people know the awesomeness of Jr. :(

  • @Outcrow
    @Outcrow 5 років тому +223

    “A city of eight million people is a good place to HIDE?!”
    I like this line so much.

    • @Lvl1.Sentry
      @Lvl1.Sentry 2 роки тому +10

      Wasn't the population of New York City only 3 Millon in 1998?

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 Рік тому +9

      Yeah just look at the ninja turtles theyr able to remain hidden even with alien attacks same to the transformers

    • @leolordful
      @leolordful 7 місяців тому +2

      Let's see, large city with canyon like buildings able to visually obscure a large moving object? Check! Expansive underground system of both active and abandoned infrastructure that can be tunneled through easily by an animal that size? Check. A population of people who go out of their way to mind their own business unless something directly effects them personally? Check check checkaroni! Sounds right to me.

  • @s.g.7572
    @s.g.7572 6 років тому +792

    To be fair, he wasn’t wrong. It WAS a lot of fish.

    • @oscarramirez2697
      @oscarramirez2697 5 років тому +20

      True, i was thinking, "Wow...that...is alot of fish"

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 5 років тому +9

      It's funny because it's true.
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      W E E D E A T E R

    • @ryanleslie7646
      @ryanleslie7646 4 роки тому +5

      He shouldve said thats like finding a needle in a fishstack

    • @JHParee
      @JHParee 4 роки тому +7

      Yes, it was. It was just a bad line poorly delivered. Honestly, since they were already ripping off Jurassic Park, the line should ha e been, “That is one big pile of fish.”

    • @dannyjorde2677
      @dannyjorde2677 3 роки тому +5

      Stolen comment detected

  • @garrtoons4303
    @garrtoons4303 2 роки тому +164

    "We can have sequels. Horrible, HORRIBLE sequels."
    And a surprisingly good TV spin-off to go with that.

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad Рік тому +17

      I remember the animated series being pretty good.

    • @hamursh
      @hamursh 10 місяців тому +5

      A much BETTER cartoon series is all we have!

    • @Indy44636
      @Indy44636 8 місяців тому

      Yep yep yep

    • @berniethekiwidragon4382
      @berniethekiwidragon4382 6 місяців тому

      ​@@hamurshBetter than this movie deserves for a sequel.

  • @lessermook7608
    @lessermook7608 5 років тому +340

    _"It's Tatopoulos."_
    *Whatever*

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 8 років тому +175

    Can't believe you didn't bring up that they get a WORM expert to analyse a FOOTPRINT. Did he team up with a snake specialist and a fish scientist?

    • @kingsleysh8070
      @kingsleysh8070 3 роки тому +5

      Damn how did I not think of this

    • @Rodan_003
      @Rodan_003 Місяць тому +1

      You should review that one for your next video if you haven’t already but I got to worn you

  • @tjjordan4207
    @tjjordan4207 7 років тому +342

    Oh, the irony! The advertisement team back in the 1990s knew how do their trailers, but the movie-makers sucked at their job. In the present-day, movie-makers are better at their job (for the most part), but the advertisement teams spoil the hell out of everything.

    • @issacflores2010
      @issacflores2010 7 років тому +4

      TJ Jordan I don't know James Cameron's Titanic spoiled the shot out of its trailer. And yet everyone saw it when it came out. Second highest grossing film of all time. Trailers that spoil everything are nothing new.

    • @anthonykarklus7683
      @anthonykarklus7683 7 років тому +68

      issac flores .....its...Titanic. Were you surprised it sunk?

    • @alfa01spotivo
      @alfa01spotivo 6 років тому +2

      lol

    • @hulkfan97
      @hulkfan97 6 років тому +21

      Anthony Karklus
      This comment had me dying. You win the internet. I love sarcasm.

    • @jerrygodeep4787
      @jerrygodeep4787 6 років тому

      Anthony Karklus I could of sworn M Night Shaymlan directed it and the ship didn’t sink could just been a dream I had.

  • @dr.pultandmrgrimm991
    @dr.pultandmrgrimm991 5 років тому +82

    The animated series did this movie justice. It was a great series with good monster fights, laughs and animation that matched the times.

  • @LunaLinkle
    @LunaLinkle 6 років тому +345

    3:44
    Or the nerdy white guy who wears glasses and is socially awkward from nostalgia critic.

    • @michaelbremer35
      @michaelbremer35 5 років тому +30

      Or the nerdy white guy who wears glasses and is socially awkward from angry video game nerd.

    • @masonshipton6996
      @masonshipton6996 5 років тому +12

      Or the nerdy white guy who wears glasses and is socially awkward from Scott the Woz

    • @officialcoleslaw6433
      @officialcoleslaw6433 5 років тому +11

      Or the nerdy white but who wears glasses and is socially awkward from mighty morphin power rangers

    • @oaktree2406
      @oaktree2406 5 років тому

      Iew Boi

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 5 років тому +4

      Or the nerdy white guy who wears glasses and is socially awkward from Linkara.

  • @croweman6515
    @croweman6515 4 роки тому +266

    Fun fact: after the release of this film, the US military actually drew up battle plans for a Godzilla scenario, codenamed,
    "OPERATION: That's alot of fish"

  • @isaactheworshipwarrior6687
    @isaactheworshipwarrior6687 4 роки тому +113

    7:41 something about this quote from Gene Siskel really kills me. (No pun intended)
    I love the idea that he seems more angry about the fact that his spoof character wasnt killed and seemingly less angry that they're being presented as spoofs in the first place.

    • @stoneyboyd
      @stoneyboyd 2 роки тому +19

      That reminds me of something similar that happened in The Lost World, which came out a year before this movie.
      In the movie there was a Paleontologist named Robert Burke who according to Sarah Harding is wrong about the behavior and the Parental instincts of the T. rex. Later in the film he is eaten by the Mother Tyrannosaur.
      This character was a Caricature of real-life Paleontologist Robert Bakker (who was actually mentioned by Tim in the first film)
      Bakker was the rival of Jack Horner, the Paleontology Consultant for the first 3 Jurassic Park films (incidentally Horner was also the real-life inspiration for Alan Grant)
      Horner believed the T. rex was a Scavenger. Bakker (like the rest of us) believed the T. rex to be an Apex Hunter.
      This drove Horner so crazy that he asked Spielberg to have a caricature of Bakker be eaten by a T. rex to spite him.
      But this all backfired in Horners face because Bakker saw the movie and recognized himself getting eaten, LOVED IT, and sent Horner a written letter which said:
      “See, I TOLD you that T. Rex was a hunter!”

    • @isaactheworshipwarrior6687
      @isaactheworshipwarrior6687 2 роки тому +3

      @@stoneyboyd Oh my god, I didnt know that! THATS AMAZINF!!!

    • @stoneyboyd
      @stoneyboyd 2 роки тому +2

      @@isaactheworshipwarrior6687 and now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
      🎶G.I. JOE!!!!!🎶

  • @leventebardossy5962
    @leventebardossy5962 5 років тому +456

    Critic: Horrible, horrible sequels.
    Reality: how about a cartoon show much better than what spawned it? Starting with a non-awkward Nick, not played by Matthew Broderick.

    • @just_me_ok849
      @just_me_ok849 4 роки тому +11

      @Phan Ghostly zilla jr. is godzilla, go watch the show, he's a badass

    • @just_me_ok849
      @just_me_ok849 4 роки тому +9

      @UC8jmcDUE-SHN0Oep5vG6XnQ oh ok, but most people agree zilla r. is worthy of the godzilla title

    • @just_me_ok849
      @just_me_ok849 4 роки тому +7

      @Phan Ghostly your opinion is your opinion, and you are entitled to it, but at least we know rulers of earth zilla is a godzilla sub-species. and most people like zilla jr., but not the original zilla

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 4 роки тому +5

      @Dr Prof Krane Well yes he is. He's far more worthy than his predecessor and the the whole fight between Zilla Jr and Mechazilla was kinda the proof. He's nearly indestructible, has atomic breath plus the traits of being extremely agile in battle and underwater.

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 4 роки тому +1

      ​@Dr Prof Krane Debatable. Power don't mean shit if you can't hit your target. Zilla Jr ironically enough has the best of both worlds. The traits of his predecessor while also having those of the original.
      I'm just saying I prefer Zilla Jr over his "father".

  • @franciscopenajr3909
    @franciscopenajr3909 3 роки тому +157

    7:47 Yeah he has a point, if the movie makers hated them, why couldn't they have killed them in the movie?

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 2 роки тому +8

      I can understand the dislike for this movie… it wasn’t really Godzilla. But it wasn’t “a bad movie” per se. It wasn’t boring like the 2014 Godzilla

    • @MissMedeiros
      @MissMedeiros 2 роки тому +9

      @@nsasupporter7557
      Shin Godzilla is The best Godzilla movie

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 2 роки тому +1

      @@MissMedeiros the first half of it was extremely slow

    • @HiItsMars
      @HiItsMars 2 роки тому +6

      @@nsasupporter7557 it was literally terrible lol. Awkward dialogue, poor delivery by the actors due to dogwater directing, bad special effects even though it was high budget. It was a total flop in every sense of the word. Not to say I don’t love it anyways lol

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 2 роки тому

      @@HiItsMars which movie are you referring to?

  • @Doctor_Drama_Mama
    @Doctor_Drama_Mama 5 років тому +153

    Fun Fact
    Godzilla's original name was Gohjira which was a mix of the Japanese word for gorilla and the Japanese word for whale to represent him as a monster of the sea and a beast on land he was created as a representation of the damage man can do

    • @Daigon95
      @Daigon95 4 роки тому +19

      *Gojira
      and the name "Godzilla" was born from just hearing the pronouncing of the word, Gojira, by the Western audience of wht it sounded like.

    • @CasualVideoGamer
      @CasualVideoGamer 3 роки тому +4

      From what I’ve read Gojira was the nickname of a guy on set that had a bulky build or something. Not sure if that’s true or not.

    • @youtubeistryingtocensorme
      @youtubeistryingtocensorme 3 роки тому +3

      We know.

    • @legendofrayquazagaming5125
      @legendofrayquazagaming5125 3 роки тому +6

      @@CasualVideoGamer It’s not

  • @soccorsomichelidispiritode1903
    @soccorsomichelidispiritode1903 9 років тому +127

    This film was so horrible that even Shogo Tomiyama, the legendary producer of several Godzilla films following the death of the original creator Ishiro Honda, removed 'God' out of this poor excuse of "Godzilla" and trademark this kaiju monster "Zilla". It lost it's God status.

    • @yahyaschannel8334
      @yahyaschannel8334 9 років тому

      Soccorso Micheli Di Spirito de Cruz Loving that Luxord art you got there !

    • @TheBadAssNcrRanger
      @TheBadAssNcrRanger 9 років тому +17

      Soccorso Micheli Di Spirito de Cruz Not to mention, the Final Wars Godzilla killed Zilla in mere seconds!

    • @soccorsomichelidispiritode1903
      @soccorsomichelidispiritode1903 9 років тому +16

      TheBadAssNcrRanger Even in the Kaiju World they are like "She/He's not worth it. Just kill it and we will never speak of it again."

    • @TheBadAssNcrRanger
      @TheBadAssNcrRanger 9 років тому +15

      Soccorso Micheli Di Spirito de Cruz Yep. Thank god it's gone for good. At least the new American Godzilla really is a Godzilla.

    • @MrScaryPasta
      @MrScaryPasta 7 років тому +2

      Soccorso Micheli Di Spirito de Cruz
      This movie was ok, but the ending was bullshit!! God-Zilla doesn't die!! He's fucking invincible!! But noooooooooooo, they had to kill him off! Well FUCK YOU ZILLA!! I don't give a shit that you did have you win tv series! Your movie sucks ass! 😭😡

  • @cjtheprop-maker
    @cjtheprop-maker 5 років тому +182

    3:06
    Ummm... Excuse me Critic, but I believe screaming "AAAASSSS!!!" Is copyrighted by the Angry Video Game Nerd.

  • @legendofrayquazagaming5125
    @legendofrayquazagaming5125 5 років тому +486

    At least Godzilla: The Series was better.
    And that was indeed, a lot of fish.

    • @arielwarner501
      @arielwarner501 5 років тому +18

      I actually bought Godzilla: The Series recently and with its 40 episodes spread out on four dvds its an awesome show to watch also it has two unaired episodes in it.

    • @thebadger622
      @thebadger622 5 років тому +2

      @Ethan Kellerman You know, i had a theory about that and the Godzilla series, since both were made in the 2000, and had different looks of the original, I had the theory both existed in the same universe

    • @nikypercea
      @nikypercea 5 років тому +1

      @@thebadger622 they actually did... there were plans for a special where they would have met each other... but it got scrapped due to bugget cuts... godzilla the series should have been around 100 episodes long in case you were wondering :(

    • @thebadger622
      @thebadger622 5 років тому

      @@nikypercea That's Sad, and i would've enjoyed watching it, 2000's Kong and Godzilla would've been cool, and our own animated Kong vs. Godzilla

    • @nikypercea
      @nikypercea 5 років тому

      @@thebadger622 they replaced the part where they meet with the big white robot gorilla (the one that is controlled by remote verbal commands from far away).

  • @kimaniwilsonhunte
    @kimaniwilsonhunte 9 років тому +718

    That's a lot of hate.

    • @azbrowne
      @azbrowne 9 років тому +35

      No. A lot of hate would be him tattooing hate onto his teeth because of this movie.

    • @nightofraven
      @nightofraven 9 років тому +10

      Kimani Wilson-Hunte nice lighter

    • @BohemianScandalous
      @BohemianScandalous 9 років тому +6

      For those in the thread that didn't get the joke 10:29

    • @SmudgeComedy
      @SmudgeComedy 8 років тому +8

      +Kimani Wilson-Hunte Poppity pop pop pop!

    • @Alexplainow
      @Alexplainow 7 років тому +9

      Not sure why Doug hate Independence Day that much but

  • @solidmario64
    @solidmario64 5 років тому +349

    Yeah, Zilla never actually shot fire from his mouth. His roar just caused the cars to explode... twice.

    • @novaeye6081
      @novaeye6081 4 роки тому +7

      @RETRO HOME VIDEO UNDEGROUND yes but the fandom has demoted him to zilla.

    • @novaeye6081
      @novaeye6081 4 роки тому +7

      @RETRO HOME VIDEO UNDEGROUND well In my mind he is still zilla

    • @billkrause3924
      @billkrause3924 3 роки тому +4

      Gojira shot hot mist and it was more cooler than zilla’s “power breath” thank goodness for Godzilla:TAS

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 3 роки тому +4

      That effect was added at the last minute because he was supposed have "Super breath " and not shot fire to appease angry fans.

    • @gothix5868
      @gothix5868 3 роки тому

      @@novaeye6081 Should call him Bobzilla.. lol

  • @CobaltMenace
    @CobaltMenace 2 роки тому +150

    "he suddenly disappears" gets me every time

    • @SuperMoviemaster21
      @SuperMoviemaster21 Рік тому +4

      To be fair, he could’ve just disappeared back into the water, probably looking for fish and then later on as it’s a later time, Night time as opposed to daytime earlier it would’ve been another meal for him; Looking for his breakfast/lunch and then being lured To have his supper eh? :-)

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 Рік тому

      And he can camoflage and by the way 98 answered
      "I am a ninja smoke bomb!!!!"

  • @jscarlet8393
    @jscarlet8393 7 років тому +359

    Wow. Baby face Critic. Weird.

  • @kyritecuvee9568
    @kyritecuvee9568 7 років тому +307

    That's a lot of fish...

    • @donaldpetkus1637
      @donaldpetkus1637 6 років тому +8

      Kyrite Cuvee I like the look that the other character gave the worm guy when he said that.

    • @raxacoricofalapatorian5256
      @raxacoricofalapatorian5256 6 років тому +7

      That's a lot of shit

    • @TheBigMan0706
      @TheBigMan0706 6 років тому

      Aka the people that actually saw the movie

    • @hra_Najimi99
      @hra_Najimi99 5 років тому +1

      Your face is the Gold Dynamo of dips. 😙

    • @lara_mage
      @lara_mage 5 років тому +5

      THATS A LOTA DAMAGE

  • @micson128
    @micson128 5 років тому +101

    Regarding Godzilla resurrecting itself, when I saw this movie as a kid, I always thought that there was actually two of those monsters.

  • @reicherwallace6774
    @reicherwallace6774 8 років тому +561

    Honestly that Godzilla died like a bitch in comparison to all the shit the Japanese Godzilla survives.

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 8 років тому +53

      IKR! And "Godzilla Final Wars", proves which one is superior!!!

    • @reicherwallace6774
      @reicherwallace6774 8 років тому +55

      That Godzilla tanked a meteor.

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 8 років тому +32

      Reicher Wallace
      Yeah! NO SHIT!!!
      Where as the American Version runs away like a chicken!

    • @allenlong3690
      @allenlong3690 8 років тому +33

      At least the new remake had a Godzilla that survived.

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 8 років тому +30

      The Japanese Godzilla is a Shinto demon-god, whereas the American Zilla was abyssal gigantism combined with radioactive mutations.

  • @reptilitronousprime9213
    @reptilitronousprime9213 7 років тому +218

    The monster in this movie is an aquatic lizard (which explains the swimming) so it makes sense for them to feed Zilla fish

    • @chrisafp071
      @chrisafp071 6 років тому +5

      Charcoal Head *Godzilla but good try

    • @theserpentoffire
      @theserpentoffire 6 років тому +6

      But it got mutated from an Iguana which is strictly herbivorous, so it doesn't make since. But I get why you'd think that since many Monitor Lizards are like that.

    • @RoachDoggJR.-
      @RoachDoggJR.- 6 років тому +16

      Yeah... but
      That's alot of fish

    • @Dr.MantisTobogganMD
      @Dr.MantisTobogganMD 6 років тому +3

      MAELWAARE THATSALOTADAMAGE

    • @ThatGuy-rv2xk
      @ThatGuy-rv2xk 6 років тому +4

      But it ain’t enough fish it may be a lotta fish but not enough fish...
      -The Nostalgia critic

  • @vwgames49
    @vwgames49 5 років тому +65

    14:07 You deserve an award for being able to say that in breath

  • @arnoldrivas4590
    @arnoldrivas4590 8 років тому +242

    How about this for the fish line:
    "That's a lot of fish. Hope you saved some for the sushi restaurants here."
    I know not good but its all I got.

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 8 років тому +6

      Tricycle Kid420 Even better!

    • @psychronia
      @psychronia 8 років тому +40

      "That's one way to fish for a monster."
      "Personally, I find this plan to be hit or fish."
      "Here's hoping it falls for this hook, line, and sinker."

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 8 років тому +3

      Psychronia That's the best so far.

    • @Mikoyo15
      @Mikoyo15 8 років тому +4

      that was actually pretty good

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 8 років тому +1

      Mikoyo15 Thank you.

  • @-libertyprimev1-902
    @-libertyprimev1-902 7 років тому +54

    What I love is that the writers of the movie "Godzilla Final Wars" actually bought the rights to "Zilla" (the creature in this movie) just so that they could have it get completely rekt by the true Godzilla in less than 10 seconds... Probably one of my favorite scenes in the whole movie, and that's saying a lot because there are some amazing scenes in that movie.

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 Рік тому +2

      The worst scene in the movie minus STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD 10 місяців тому +2

      They didn't buy the rights to "Zilla," at least not in the way that you're implying. Tristar purchased the license to use the Godzilla IP from Toho in order to produce the 1998 film. This means that Godzilla 1998 was always filed under the original Godzilla IP owned by Toho. Since they owned the original Godzilla IP and by extension the 1998 design, Toho disliked the 1998 film so much that they actually used their legal right to create an entirely new IP under the name "Zilla" to legally distinguish the 1998 version from the traditional Godzilla IP just out of spite for the film. Any piece of the media that wants to publish or release works featuring the 1998 design must buy the rights to use the "Zilla" IP from Toho, since they own both the rights to the "Godzilla" and "Zilla" IP.

    • @HiItsMars
      @HiItsMars 10 місяців тому

      @@windowsVDyou responded to a six year old comment with a paragraph long correction? The comments old enough to be in school lmfao

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD 10 місяців тому

      @@HiItsMars Trivia is timeless. Why do you care anyway?

  • @galbert117
    @galbert117 5 років тому +120

    That's a lot of fish could have been a subtle jab at the Jurassic Park quote

    • @Poeticphyre
      @Poeticphyre 5 років тому +16

      I never would have thought of that, very clever of you

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 5 років тому +18

      That is one big pile of shit

    • @MoonwalkerWorshiper
      @MoonwalkerWorshiper 5 років тому +5

      So where's the Godzilla shit?
      If the fish were for the kids then what sustained the body of Godzilla? The food of crappy movie logic?

  • @juliebradwell7435
    @juliebradwell7435 7 років тому +126

    With all the new kaiju films coming out like Pacific Rim: Uprising, the Legendary Godzilla: King of the Monsters, the new anime film, and Godzilla vs Kong, now would be a perfect time to review the 2014 Godzilla reboot. Like this so Doug can see it

    • @kevinp.h157
      @kevinp.h157 5 років тому +2

      Julie Bradwell
      He kinda already reviewed Godzilla 2014 but as bum reviews

  • @teamvirus6895
    @teamvirus6895 8 років тому +347

    That's a lot of fish.

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 8 років тому

      Wait what?

    • @DM_Dad
      @DM_Dad 8 років тому

      Or is it a lot of peas?

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 8 років тому +10

      Matthew Broderick is watching a Jesus special for Christmas, and has just finished the scene where Peter casts his net over the right side of the boat:
      "That's a lot of fish."

    • @bassinblue
      @bassinblue 7 років тому +8

      I say that when I sniff my girls pussy

    • @BrendanBarney
      @BrendanBarney 6 років тому

      Doug: Vagina shit!

  • @alfredhinton9962
    @alfredhinton9962 5 років тому +184

    I’m here after Godzilla king of the monsters 2019

    • @PantherJaguar
      @PantherJaguar 5 років тому +7

      I honestly thought more fondly of this movie after seeing King of the Monsters 2019.

    • @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario
      @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario 5 років тому +7

      Crisdean Mackinnon explain

    • @masonkoch2007
      @masonkoch2007 5 років тому +15

      Honestly I thought it was a major improvement over 2014
      Not perfect but still a lot more entertaining

    • @Doctor_Drama_Mama
      @Doctor_Drama_Mama 5 років тому +9

      Cool personally I thought it was everything that Godzilla franchise needed

    • @dexterjones849
      @dexterjones849 4 роки тому +13

      @@somerandolad That film was better than 1998 and 2014 combined.

  • @jonbbaca5580
    @jonbbaca5580 7 років тому +118

    The "that's a lot of fish" line perfectly sums up this entire movie.

    • @Trike71171
      @Trike71171 5 років тому +3

      Jon B Baca yeah except switch fish with shit

    • @triassicgaming2424
      @triassicgaming2424 5 років тому +1

      @@Trike71171 no

    • @Trike71171
      @Trike71171 5 років тому +2

      Triassic Gaming quite frankly it was a shit Godzilla movie in my opinion so deal with it

    • @triassicgaming2424
      @triassicgaming2424 5 років тому +1

      @@Trike71171 thats your opinion and mine is that it was good so you deal with it

    • @Trike71171
      @Trike71171 5 років тому +1

      Triassic Gaming well it was a okay zilla movie but it was a shit Godzilla movie

  • @humbertojimmy
    @humbertojimmy 7 років тому +46

    If they were counting on Godzilla eating the fish (which it did!) then why didn't they poison it??? It would be a *lot* easier than to blow up half the city after the damn beast...
    Gee, i guess they're suckers for the hardest method (either that or they knew they'd end up with a 20 minute film lacking any real story).

  • @AnthonyP73
    @AnthonyP73 4 роки тому +126

    Nothing like some old school NC ranting and jokes!

    • @marivicmanansala2560
      @marivicmanansala2560 4 роки тому +6

      Anthony Peterson And you gotta admit that's *A LOT* of fish

    • @knightofetro13
      @knightofetro13 3 роки тому +6

      I miss this NC. Nowadays he’s just...meh.

    • @Einar730
      @Einar730 3 роки тому +3

      OF COURSE!!

    • @sannicfann3338
      @sannicfann3338 3 роки тому +2

      @@knightofetro13 he can't do as much creativity due to the pandemic and I feel he's trying more to be an honest critic rather than nothing but hating not saying his old stuff is bad

    • @knightofetro13
      @knightofetro13 3 роки тому

      @@sannicfann3338 Okay? I literally do not watch his new stuff anymore so I wouldn’t know lmao.

  • @1000000man1
    @1000000man1 5 років тому +83

    --"Nick, I haven't washed my genitals since we split up 8 years ago!"
    --"That's a lot of fish!"

  • @TMLCJLK
    @TMLCJLK 8 років тому +309

    I actually like Stargate a lot. And if you know what you are getting yourself into with Independence Day, it's a nice 90's action movie representative.

    • @paintedtrillium3900
      @paintedtrillium3900 7 років тому +14

      Thiago Leão I really like stargate too

    • @ChakatStripedfur
      @ChakatStripedfur 7 років тому +34

      I like Stargate as well. Especially since, without it, we wouldn't have gotten the epicness that was SG-1 or Atlantis. I liked SG-1 better, but Atlantis was cool too.

    • @Bakamatsu-GojiFanArchive
      @Bakamatsu-GojiFanArchive 6 років тому +6

      No that would be terminator 2. Independence Day is representative of trash.

    • @M0b1us_118
      @M0b1us_118 6 років тому

      Thiago Leão Anyone know that song during the credits?

    • @neighslayer768
      @neighslayer768 6 років тому +1

      Come with Me by Puff Daddy. Or the original song, Kashmir by Led Zeppelin

  • @TwoGoblinsInATrenchCoat
    @TwoGoblinsInATrenchCoat 5 років тому +39

    The more Nostalgia Critic you watch... the more you realize how entertaining a man yelling at a camera about old movies is.

  • @profisher8000
    @profisher8000 6 років тому +73

    "That's a lot of fish" wasn't the joke it was a setup for his later line "That's not true. We fed him."

    • @hra_Najimi99
      @hra_Najimi99 5 років тому +8

      🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 4 роки тому +2

      @Go Time Now Me ether.

    • @ecgameplayer
      @ecgameplayer 2 роки тому +6

      Too long, after all the scenes in between, the audience will already have forgotten that setup.

  • @kevinguoo1998
    @kevinguoo1998 7 років тому +55

    3:30 Channel Awesome: He is a white nerd with glasses. Me: At the bottom of the screen, it says That GuyWithTheGlasses.

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 5 років тому

      Kevin Gou I was also thinking AVGN

  • @koraknight6995
    @koraknight6995 4 роки тому +70

    I actually liked Stargate the movie and series. It’s kind of interesting looking at all of the different worlds and scenario the characters go through.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 роки тому +6

      But, the movie and series still does come off as something the people from Ancient Aliens would make. Essentially everything not made by N.Europeans “was aliens”
      It’s always coloured my enjoyment of the universe.

    • @patrickgardner2204
      @patrickgardner2204 2 роки тому +5

      For sure. The Stargate movie was meh, but the series really really did it for me.

    • @elroyscout
      @elroyscout 2 роки тому +2

      @@cjwrench07 they tweaked the lore in the series that the Goa'uld didn't create egyptian, chinese, etc cultures. They simply co-opted the local mythology and took upon the personas of already existing gods. A nice touch.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 2 роки тому +1

      @@elroyscout It still ignoring that “Aliens” *advanced* everyone’s culture/technology, except for North & Western Europeans in the show. (The exact same unofficial motto as the ancient aliens people. Aliens taught/oversaw the building of the Mayan’s vast water pumping-storage networks, but not the older European Castles.)
      The only interactions those European cultures had was with the protective or benign aliens, like the Asgard and Ancients, who very particularly didn’t pass on any technological or societal advancements to them.
      So… the inherent implication is that the show’s various “aliens” taught everyone else how to build the wonders of the ancient world: - the *massive* (British Empire destroyed) Wall across the neck of Africa. -the slightly lighter Great Wall of China. -the advanced medicine, including the purposeful use of antibiotics in C.African empires. -the South & Central Americans very complicated use of wind & hydrodynamics to move water to both mountainous & arid desert cities.
      Although, once the Aliens stopping advancing them, those cultures either stagnated or collapsed.

  • @Bimby_1234
    @Bimby_1234 5 років тому +75

    He looks different with out a beard...
    And that’s a lot of fish

  • @rithrius5384
    @rithrius5384 Рік тому +35

    One thing Doug Walker does not seem to understand:
    Dumb movies are fun as hell.

    • @peterkrug4124
      @peterkrug4124 Рік тому +10

      Sometimes. Sometimes they're just dumb.😮‍💨

    • @nath-wp7xp
      @nath-wp7xp 8 місяців тому

      He’s a movie snob.

    • @JohannaLeigh
      @JohannaLeigh 7 місяців тому

      Thank you. It's just fun. Just so long as we aren't actually attacked by a 60 or whatever foot lizard, I'm fine with the movie. Oh, and so far no one happened to mention the THREE Simpson's cast members; Nancy Cartwright, Hank Azariah and Harry Shearer. FUN! 'Nuff said.

  • @ghostpinguin
    @ghostpinguin 5 років тому +75

    Didn't the Godzilla Animated series continue the story tho ? Godzilla's son that becomes a good monster ?

    • @Daigon95
      @Daigon95 4 роки тому +18

      yea
      and was actually much better than the film. lol

    • @theandroid5282
      @theandroid5282 4 роки тому +7

      There was originally meant to be a film trilogy, but it got cancelled due to the poor reception of this film.

    • @lewiscoates96
      @lewiscoates96 4 роки тому +1

      Yea

    • @litzadey1482
      @litzadey1482 4 роки тому

      @@theandroid5282 But wasn't it still money wise.. a hit? I prefer this og one over the new one because that is more illogical.

    • @theandroid5282
      @theandroid5282 4 роки тому +5

      @@litzadey1482 It was successful financially but critically panned.

  • @RealBenShapiro
    @RealBenShapiro 7 років тому +51

    French actually went out to help the colonies in the Revolutionary war

    • @adaptorperish1322
      @adaptorperish1322 3 роки тому +2

      They also gifted that statue thingy which is in New York City.

  • @GamingSaturnMoonManBoy
    @GamingSaturnMoonManBoy 6 років тому +91

    8:37 once he started doing the Scooby Doo voices I lost it 😂

    • @Marwarluigi
      @Marwarluigi 4 роки тому +8

      Like you said it it Scoob

    • @NCTStudio
      @NCTStudio 4 роки тому +8

      8:14 and 8:36 are funny

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 2 роки тому

      Which just proves that Scooby Doo was actually good. But no, every single person on the internet ‘always hated it.’ Are you telling me its worse than Space Jam? Which was great as a kid. There, I said it. Even the new one.

    • @hobbitfan8686
      @hobbitfan8686 2 роки тому +1

      8:42 Holy Shit!

  • @dakotawilson3630
    @dakotawilson3630 3 роки тому +34

    When godzilla stepped on the Mystery Machine and what Scooby-Doo said I laughed my ass off for straight 5 minutes

  • @nathanielsunshine8337
    @nathanielsunshine8337 7 років тому +59

    Hey man don't forget, that was a lot of fish

  • @madzod0076
    @madzod0076 5 років тому +63

    I love this movie, it came out when I was 7 years old and I was entranced the entire time as a kid when I first saw it.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 2 роки тому +2

      I was 11 when it came out and I had action figures from it

    • @stephenm8725
      @stephenm8725 9 місяців тому

      I saw it in the theater and bought the very good soundtrack on cd

  • @Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser
    @Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser 4 роки тому +40

    8:36 Shaggy- Like ZOINKS Scoob look out its GODZILLA!

  • @Marylandbrony
    @Marylandbrony 6 років тому +24

    20:13 About that 2008 NG, Their is this awesome movie called "Pacific Rim" where a giant robot uses a ship (not an ocean liner) as a baseball bat against a Kaiju.

  • @mrflipperinvader7922
    @mrflipperinvader7922 5 років тому +27

    If this wasnt a Godzilla film and more of a regular American monster film...its pretty badass

  • @MississippiKaijuMusic
    @MississippiKaijuMusic 5 років тому +75

    It's a guilty pleasure movie for me🤣

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 4 роки тому +6

      Funny enough this was actually the first movie that ever introduced me to Godzilla as I had never seen any of the toho movies before this and the 2014 Godzilla movie was what introduced me to the Godzilla that many of the people who had seen the toho movies were familiar with so this Godzilla film will always hold a special place in my heart

  • @broben5
    @broben5 5 років тому +65

    Oh my God... Doug was YOUNG!!!

    • @Poppy_and_ponies
      @Poppy_and_ponies 4 роки тому +4

      He looks 21

    • @Takeshi357
      @Takeshi357 3 роки тому +1

      And he was funny

    • @AN474-e1o
      @AN474-e1o 3 роки тому +3

      He was 27 here. He probably looks younger because he shaved.

  • @cobusleroux2169
    @cobusleroux2169 7 років тому +95

    People hate this movie a lot but I actually kinda like the design of Godzilla... or Zilla, as he's been renamed. I firmly believe that if they simply didn't call him Godzilla, people would have been a bit more forgiving on the poor reptile.

    • @ziammarino
      @ziammarino 6 років тому +3

      Definitely

    • @feathero3
      @feathero3 6 років тому +2

      I love this movie and this Godzilla!

    • @lawrenceirvin2899
      @lawrenceirvin2899 6 років тому +4

      Agreed, I still own the DVD.

    • @renardnoir2581
      @renardnoir2581 6 років тому +7

      IDK I liked this Godzilla but i think it gets alot of hate because it lacks the raw over the top destruction of the original Godzilla along with all its symbolism.

    • @VMan29397
      @VMan29397 5 років тому +11

      @@renardnoir2581 That is one of the main reasons behind the hate of this movie is the fact that it doesn't deserve the title of godzilla has its not an unstoppable force of nature and also there are bit of huge plot holes and poor writing as well the fact that the monster is somehow a ninja That can disappears

  • @artsuite3171
    @artsuite3171 5 років тому +55

    Am I the only one who wants him to review stargate

  • @misterprickly
    @misterprickly 9 років тому +58

    The monster didn't breath fire.
    It knocked over a vehicle and it exploded.

    • @provenbeat3395
      @provenbeat3395 9 років тому +4

      Misterprickly It actualy ignites gas whenever he breathes on vechicles. That's his official ability.

    • @brianstraight9308
      @brianstraight9308 9 років тому +5

      Misterprickly Atomic-blast from last year's Godzilla was so much cooler. Hate on the movie all you want, some hate it deserves, but when it delivered it DELIVERED!

    • @misterprickly
      @misterprickly 9 років тому +2

      Brian Straight I loved the current G-film but I needed more monster action.
      Can't wait for the sequel!

    • @TheBadAssNcrRanger
      @TheBadAssNcrRanger 9 років тому +3

      Misterprickly It was decent. Much more excited about the new Toho Godzilla film though!

    • @italianfoodname534
      @italianfoodname534 9 років тому +1

      TheBadAssNcrRanger hell yes

  • @ArcosOfBlack
    @ArcosOfBlack 8 років тому +68

    Am I the only one bothered by critic talking about godzilla like he's a dinosaur?

    • @tannerprice2018
      @tannerprice2018 8 років тому +31

      Well, in "Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah," they showed Godzilla's origin as he was an actual dinosaur before, but soon mutated after the H-bomb hit.

    • @jiro110
      @jiro110 8 років тому +3

      +andrewa714 Maybe critic got confused? It's really hard to tell what a dinosaur and a mutated lizard is actually

    • @PwnzerProductions
      @PwnzerProductions 8 років тому +6

      Everything you said is true except that Marine Iguanas eat algae that grows on rocks underwater, not fish. Most species of iguana are largely vegetarian

    • @0224mail
      @0224mail 8 років тому +5

      GOD DAMMIT!!!! That monster is not a lizard. It's a reptile. In the starting credits, they show a Komodo, a reptile, and another creature that swims and has a single row of spines, probably a reptile that eats fish.

    • @0224mail
      @0224mail 8 років тому +3

      I mean the American monster, everyone knows the Japanese Godzilla was once a dinosaur

  • @coyotefever105
    @coyotefever105 5 років тому +58

    Roland Emmerich: the twin of Michael Bay.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 роки тому +4

      Needs more explosions

    • @Smokingwrecker
      @Smokingwrecker 3 роки тому

      I think Michael Bay is worst Roland Emmerich.

    • @Capri_00
      @Capri_00 3 роки тому

      Cinemasins agreed

    • @stoneyboyd
      @stoneyboyd Рік тому

      No If anyone is Bay’s Twin it’s Uwe Boll

  • @lightningmanmatthew
    @lightningmanmatthew 6 років тому +45

    Gojira actually translates to “Whale Gorilla”

  • @rilluma
    @rilluma 7 років тому +105

    14:07 omg thats longest name EVER!

    • @MarshallYTGaming
      @MarshallYTGaming 6 років тому +12

      rilluma it's Tatopulous
      Whatever...

    • @tubekulose
      @tubekulose 5 років тому +3

      @@MarshallYTGaming Tatopoulos

    • @chasesmith5216
      @chasesmith5216 5 років тому +5

      The longest name ever of all of time

    • @rilluma
      @rilluma 6 місяців тому

      @@MarshallYTGaming :--DDASD

  • @bloodystatic4156
    @bloodystatic4156 5 місяців тому +6

    Fun fact: This movie’s version of Godzilla is unironically one of my favorite Godzilla designs!

  • @primejackup2435
    @primejackup2435 8 років тому +188

    Whoa! Critic has no facial hair! 0_o
    #statingtheobvious

    • @jiro110
      @jiro110 8 років тому +11

      ikr? Baby Critic dude, so nostalgic...

    • @KubatheChangeling
      @KubatheChangeling 7 років тому +6

      Watch his previous review, Mortal Kombat: Annilation, and you will see why. X3 Also, Doug only shaved because he was The Joker or something for Halloween or something like that.

    • @megacharizardx.2895
      @megacharizardx.2895 7 років тому

      PrimeJackup24 I didn't notice

    • @themilkman3949
      @themilkman3949 7 років тому

      PrimeJackup24 0_o

    • @connordavidson1998
      @connordavidson1998 7 років тому +2

      Watch the Mortal Kombat: Annihilation review and you will see why.

  • @themilkman3949
    @themilkman3949 7 років тому +19

    That baby face Doug though, so precious and innocent

  • @TNA-Aylin
    @TNA-Aylin 4 роки тому +67

    Now don’t get me wrong this movie is bad...
    but I can’t be the only one who can watch and enjoy the movie even though it’s bad?

    • @loganpresley6153
      @loganpresley6153 4 роки тому +4

      No I enjoyed it even though it was bad that's probably because it was the third kaiju movie I saw.

    • @atticusvan5874
      @atticusvan5874 4 роки тому +6

      I liked this movie when I was a kid because giant Lizard monster

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 роки тому

      I haven’t seen this but I can understand. I am probably the only person who enjoyed Green Lantern and Cats!

    • @eddieolshefski6467
      @eddieolshefski6467 4 роки тому +2

      @@questworldiangreenknight7455 ..... You need help.

    • @ripvanwinkle91
      @ripvanwinkle91 4 роки тому +5

      You could call it a guilty pleasure

  • @cutlassken6194
    @cutlassken6194 9 років тому +53

    Didn't they make a cartoon series that was a hundred times better than this?

  • @connorbullock1669
    @connorbullock1669 8 років тому +189

    The nerdy white guy with glasses LOOK WHOS TALKING

  • @Thaistickthai
    @Thaistickthai 4 роки тому +18

    9:30 Harry didnt even attempt to alter his Kent Brockman voice!

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 7 років тому +120

    If we had known in 1998 that there will be an American Godzilla where he shoots a friggin laser beam into the mouth of another monster and all that's lacking is a "Fatality" text appearing... well that and light, because you can't see shit watching that movie on your TV.

    • @technodude458
      @technodude458 6 років тому +12

      MforMovesets it was great in theaters though

    • @guyname8760
      @guyname8760 6 років тому +9

      all the Japanese ones too. Aka, the better movies

    • @JustANormalManungsa
      @JustANormalManungsa 6 років тому +3

      MforMovesets its atomic breath not laser beam

    • @loverboy4824
      @loverboy4824 6 років тому +2

      you mean the fuck face wearing a costume? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I've watched those ones and ours at least looks like a REAL FUCKING LIZARD!!!! Idiot.

    • @JustANormalManungsa
      @JustANormalManungsa 6 років тому +10

      will griffin the japanese is much better than that garbage

  • @aii5748
    @aii5748 6 років тому +19

    I liked independence day because it was fun to watch. I wasn't paying attention to plot holes and stuff so I don't know if I'd like it now as an adult. Since I'm more critical of stories / writing now then probably not. Other than to see Will Smith I probably wouldn't care for it.

  • @unclepatrick2
    @unclepatrick2 5 років тому +24

    And they made GeoStorm which made 2012 and Day after Tomorrow seem like classic films.

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 4 роки тому +1

      Geostorm was at least fun bad
      Hernandez, you son of a bitch

  • @BlackKraya
    @BlackKraya 9 років тому +50

    I agree that Stargate was bad (interesting concept, though, that made for a good TV series), but Independence Day was fun.

    • @darththeo
      @darththeo 9 років тому +16

      BlackKraya Stargate wasn't bad, it just wasn't good. It was a very average movie. The TV series blew it out of the water as we actually got interesting characters.

    • @Mira_Dunia
      @Mira_Dunia 7 років тому +1

      BlackKraya How was 'Independence Day' boring? Am I the only one who really likes that movie? Like, I REALLY enjoy it.

    • @raudello3666
      @raudello3666 6 років тому

      It wasn't as boring as it's sequel Independence Day: Resurgence.

  • @OfficialNegativech
    @OfficialNegativech 8 років тому +17

    Funny thing is the critic makes fun of how they used fish, the lizard that zilla mutated from was a marine iguana, those things eat plants and fish

    • @kingofthegundam7974
      @kingofthegundam7974 8 років тому +3

      +Sloanboy Z3 He acknowledged his mistake in his Top 11 Fuck Ups video.

  • @Zilkenian_Davenport
    @Zilkenian_Davenport 5 років тому +22

    Didn't know concrete made a "ripping cloth" sound when it breaks.
    I can only imagine jeans being ripped in half when I see that scene.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 роки тому +3

      Don’t you know? Levis are made of lava rock!

  • @bluekirby64
    @bluekirby64 7 років тому +55

    This was actually the first Godzilla movie I watched I like it until I watched the other Godzilla movies and realized I got gypped thank goodness they loss the rights to their own creation

    • @anonymousgoblin792
      @anonymousgoblin792 6 років тому +2

      Tristan didn’t make Godzilla they made Zilla.

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 6 років тому

      Oh shut up you moron, they didn't "deserve" that for crap.

  • @NeroCM
    @NeroCM 9 років тому +20

    I did feel sorry for Godzilla... Sorry that they took such a star and put it into such a movie

    • @bencarrie4739
      @bencarrie4739 8 років тому +2

      Yeah, but the recent Godzilla wasn't that bad, but not amazing . Hollywood will never make a great Godzilla film, they keep trying to add human characters your supposed to care about, and removes kaiju battles or only has short ones that is mostly blocked by said human characters

    • @NeroCM
      @NeroCM 8 років тому +2

      ben carrie Kind of like they can't make a decent transformers movie. They keep using human protagonists. That's bullshit and we all know it

  • @ragingraichu219
    @ragingraichu219 5 років тому +64

    This movie has a lot of flaws, but damn if it isn't one of my guilty pleasures.

    • @ChristianHallenbeck2002
      @ChristianHallenbeck2002 5 років тому

      Raging Raichu It also has a lot of fish

    • @arielwarner501
      @arielwarner501 5 років тому +4

      I hear ya my mom watched this movie so often that I have a definitive soft spot for it as well as movies like The Mummy (Brenden Fraiser) along with its sequal's cartoon, Aliens/ Predators, and a movie called The 10th Kingdom which is 8 hours long.

  • @sherlock3134
    @sherlock3134 8 років тому +15

    Broderick: That's a lot of fish
    Me: HOW MUCH FISH IS IT?
    Me again: oh that's it? that's the joke? ok
    Also me: GET OFF THE STAGE

  • @iron54eagle
    @iron54eagle 6 років тому +30

    20:26 "I've had more emotions for my toilet brush."
    I for one typically do feel sorry for my toilet brush. Especially after seeing "The Brave Little Toaster"

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 4 роки тому +2

      If it makes you feel better, only the electronics were alive in that movie.

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 5 років тому +16

    My guess is once Doug watches Godzilla King of the Monsters 2019, he'll be like HOLY S***! WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE SOMETHING BADASS LIKE THIS 21 YEARS AGO?

    • @guru1816
      @guru1816 4 роки тому +3

      @Go Time Now KOTM is still a good movie despite its flaws and treats Godzilla with respect too , it is a worthy sequel.

    • @qwerty5684
      @qwerty5684 3 роки тому +1

      @The Brightest Knight yeah, for the 5 minutes he was on screen

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 3 роки тому +1

      @@guru1816 plus it’s the American film debut of Rodan, Mothra and King Ghidorah

  • @gali_boop
    @gali_boop 5 років тому +38

    That Godzilla was a disgrace! I'm happy they didn't make a sequel.

    • @MickeyMouse-jg8ql
      @MickeyMouse-jg8ql 5 років тому +5

      It did get a animated series instead

    • @triassicgaming2424
      @triassicgaming2424 5 років тому +4

      It wasnt a disgrace. Only to hardcore G fans

    • @junperignon
      @junperignon 5 років тому +2

      IT'S NAME IS zilla

    • @triassicgaming2424
      @triassicgaming2424 5 років тому

      @@junperignon No Godzilla

    • @theragingphantomrazor108
      @theragingphantomrazor108 5 років тому +4

      The original creators actually bought the rights to this version of Godzilla and renamed it to Zilla and had the original Godzilla kill it.

  • @kristjanbirnir5869
    @kristjanbirnir5869 7 років тому +27

    7:40 its said to know that Gene Siskel diead few months after this from brain tumor.

  • @shortshaker9236
    @shortshaker9236 3 роки тому +9

    Three of my favorite lines from this video are:
    Nostialgia Crititc: Look out it's Cloverfield and it's 8 years early! 8:14
    Shaggy :LIKE ZOINKS SCOOB LOOK OUT IT'S GODZILLA! Scooby Doo: Holy sh*t Shaggy: Like you said it Scoob. 8:36
    Nostalgia Critic: But it turns out the military really sucks at their job because they actually turn out to destroy more of the city then the monster does, seriously I don't get how they can't shoot this thing I mean is he really that hard to miss? 13:18
    LOL!!

  • @JacobTheLoofah
    @JacobTheLoofah 8 років тому +129

    I still don't get the MetLife building joke after all these years

    • @darkduck-qg2so
      @darkduck-qg2so 8 років тому +5

      neither do i

    • @jimmyshousevideos
      @jimmyshousevideos 8 років тому +3

      same

    • @jimmyshousevideos
      @jimmyshousevideos 8 років тому +1

      ***** thank you

    • @musicaldooder20
      @musicaldooder20 8 років тому +87

      Perhaps it's supposed to be ironic that an insurance company, the people who usually cover stuff like property damage, are now the victims of the very same thing. Maybe? I'm not sure. That's just my guess.

    • @musicaldooder20
      @musicaldooder20 8 років тому +6

      By the way, apparently I wrote the same response as that Logan guy. If I did, sorry. I can't see your comment.

  • @josepharagones5063
    @josepharagones5063 8 років тому +51

    That's alot of comments

  • @danielcain8136
    @danielcain8136 6 місяців тому +11

    Who here after Godzilla X Kong the new empire.

  • @christopherarcher5271
    @christopherarcher5271 6 років тому +18

    R.I.P beard 2003-2008

  • @skoiloine5809
    @skoiloine5809 8 років тому +7

    21:02 Behold, TV show bait! No really, look it up, it's called Godzilla the animated series.

  • @johntumahab323
    @johntumahab323 5 років тому +33

    How about doing the Netflix Godzilla?
    "That's a lot of pretentiousness."

    • @bluejaystudios8506
      @bluejaystudios8506 4 роки тому +2

      John Tumahab there’s a Netflix Godzilla?

    • @stitch161
      @stitch161 4 роки тому +2

      Super Mario Jesse three actually. They are animated.

    • @bluejaystudios8506
      @bluejaystudios8506 4 роки тому +2

      Johnathan Belyeu wow a Godzilla animated trilogy I got to check it out

  • @DredgeX97
    @DredgeX97 6 років тому +15

    Honestly, this was one of my favorite movies growing up, same with Stargate... I grew up poor, so I like poor movies. ;)

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 2 роки тому

      Stargate was much better than this movie, NC just made everything negative back in the day

  • @Noobie2k7
    @Noobie2k7 6 років тому +48

    Atleast the crappy Stargate movie gave us the amazing show Stargate SG-1. That show was incredible.

    • @exploringjenkins413
      @exploringjenkins413 6 років тому +3

      Hell yeah buddy, plus Atlantis. 15 seasons of awesome.

    • @jfdrac
      @jfdrac 6 років тому

      Indeed

    • @jfdrac
      @jfdrac 6 років тому +3

      As long as we forget that stain that was SGU.....heck even the new web show they did for the anniversary i hear was good

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 6 років тому

      SGU. . .Never heard of it mate.

    • @raudello3666
      @raudello3666 6 років тому +2

      At least we can all say that the Stargate movie is much better than Independence Day: Resurgence.

  • @mikehenderson7907
    @mikehenderson7907 5 років тому +15

    Doug looks so young here.
    Like an angry baby.

  • @charizard1802
    @charizard1802 8 років тому +56

    Before i finish watching this... I actually liked and still love this movie. Just dont think of it as a godzilla movie. Think of it as a regular kaiju movie and you will enjoy it. Was it a bastardization of the godzilla franchise? Yes. Yes it was. Was it a horrible movie? No not really. It isn't movie greatness but it is a nice movie to see every once in awhile.
    I like how it portrays godzilla like an actual animal that follows its instincts and portrays some intelligence. Yet i do admit there is some deus ex machina with how it can asexually reproduce. Granted real life has similar bullshit it pulls. That being said? The humans do not really... i mean... Oh fuck it... Godzilla the giant CG monster had more life and characterization in it than them. Hell Godzilla is portrayed as the villain! Yet when he/she dies both times i feel horrible for it.
    What was I going out about? Oh yeah... Despite all its flaws it still has its charms. You want Godzilla to win even if Humanity gets screwed by that result. So in the end it is a movie you should at least see.
    Edit: Finished the video... Pretty much said everything i expected... So... Your own opinion.

    • @Bulkyninja
      @Bulkyninja 8 років тому +10

      But you see Godzilla isn't meant to be portrayed as a giant monster. He's meant to show the effects of carelessness of atomic weapons and the destruction of Japan. Godzilla will always be best portrayed as the unstoppable force of nature. A natural disaster that can't be stopped. The movie it self stole its second act from mad max thunderdome the fuck.
      Not to mention the main reason we didn't get another American Godzilla movie which did capture him the way he should of been captured in the first place. Toho even bought the rights' to Zilla his official name in Japan just, so Godzilla could kill him in 30 seconds marking his shortest victory in the franchise.
      This movie has to many flaws to over look its terrible plot and characters. A good kaiju movie jesus you might as well had said Micheal Bay's transformer movies make for a good Robot movie.

    • @jimmyshousevideos
      @jimmyshousevideos 8 років тому +2

      So that newest one actually got the meaning behind Godzilla correct then

    • @jannepeuraniemi5053
      @jannepeuraniemi5053 7 років тому +12

      I too have a soft spot in my heart for this movie. Not saying that it's actually a really good movie, but I don't see a reason to hate it as much as majority of people do.
      It did come out when I was around 10 years old, so it has some that nostalgic feel to it perhaps for me. But it's a decent movie I watch every few years.
      Felt bad when NC said the end was a lame scene, when I truly get the feels for Godzilla. (I like it throughout the movie)

    • @nexusshark
      @nexusshark 7 років тому +4

      I rewatched this movie recently and I did soften up on it a little. I don't dislike this movie as I used to and to watch this movie as a stand alone and only view Zilla as Zilla certainly helps. I still don't particurlaly like the main characters though. Zilla was easily the most interesting part of the movie.

    • @AxlTheScourge
      @AxlTheScourge 6 років тому +2

      James Rolfe went into deteail on this too
      He doesnt hate the film he just felt Godzilla title was added to be a cash in
      To him there is nothing really wrong with the movie itself.
      but this clearly isnt godzilla since it doesnt fit the requirments
      Call it something else like Iguara or Lizalpha and you'd have had a different reaction
      One of these days i'd love to see james or doug cover the Animated Series
      Zilla jr is closer to what Godzilla was. Odd how the sole survivor of the egg was a better representation of the character in a saturday morning cartoon. which is odd i dont know why the sole egg was more special then the other young
      so we got good from this film a lot of bad but some good

  • @Iris_Spring
    @Iris_Spring 8 років тому +35

    this movie would have been more successful and liked if it wasn't called godzilla, which is the most tragic thing, if they had named it anythng else, this movie would have been liked instead of horribly hated

    • @TheSharkshaw
      @TheSharkshaw 7 років тому +13

      skyler kelloe should have named the movie "a lot of fish"

    • @TheCNotes1
      @TheCNotes1 6 років тому +9

      Nope, the plot was dull, the acting was terrible from start to finish, and the "jokes" even worse. You take away the name and it would have been forgotten and not despised, which is often worse for movies.

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 6 років тому

      +TheCNotes You literally just took every thing that you could think of, and then called it bad.
      In no way was the acting "terrible" or the plot dull.
      And you have no right to call the jokes bad just because you don't like them.

  • @Commando303X
    @Commando303X 5 років тому +82

    "Independence Day" was pretty god-damned good.

    • @CrashmoreElectricBlue
      @CrashmoreElectricBlue 4 роки тому +5

      So was Stargate

    • @Commando303X
      @Commando303X 4 роки тому

      @Mattress Store, you show me how to add underlines or italicization to comments posted on UA-cam.

    • @valenluca3253
      @valenluca3253 4 роки тому

      @Crashmore of Planeptune Ehh, SG-1 is superior than that.

    • @valenluca3253
      @valenluca3253 4 роки тому

      @Jack Evans it's military porn 100%

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 3 роки тому

      What About Boomer??

  • @danielcontoro
    @danielcontoro 5 років тому +12

    Look, Stargate the film was hokey. But it spawned an epic alt-history science fiction television series. It's great if you can get past the suspension of disbelief necessary to indulge the alien intervention conspiracy theory.
    Which should make it worth the hassle.