Jurassic Park - Nostalgia Critic
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- Опубліковано 23 лип 2016
- I have a fossil bone to pick with this flick…The Nostalgia Critic finally reviews Jurassic Park. Originally aired May 14th, 2013.
Jurassic Park is a 1993 American science fiction adventure film directed by Steven Spielberg and produced by Kathleen Kennedy and Gerald R. Molen. It is the first installment in the Jurassic Park franchise, and is based on the 1990 novel of the same name by Michael Crichton and a screenplay written by Crichton and David Koepp.
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The whole "they do move in herds" line was there because of a huge debate among paleontologists about whether or not dinosaurs had herd behaviours or if they were solitary. To see them in herds would basically be the answer to decades of debate, and hence hit him, a paleontologist, as a major revelation.
Yeah....I actually didn't even know that was a real debate, but I could still infer that that was why he said that with such emotion. Thought it was kinda obvious, honestly
Thank you. Finally someone said it.
As "obvious" as the line was (and don't try to fool me: if you watched this movie as a little kid, you had no idea what it meant), NC is right that out of all the things a human being would say when confronted with live dinosaurs, spouting debate arguments would be a bit unlikely, and out of context just weird. But hey, that was the character who told a disembowelment story calmly to a child in an earlier scene, so maybe the character himself is just emotionally stunted in general.
But did they eat their own sh*t?
@@JarethTheGoblinKingForeverFalse 100%. If you studied this and debated it all your life and finally found the answer, it would feel like you just struck gold. Also, I watched this as a kid, and I understood the line perfectly. Scientist, studies this all his life, and finally finds the answer by experiencing it in real time. Epic quote, brilliant writing, incredibly believable character.
I don't really think you understand the significance of the "They DO move in herds." line. It would be like seeing and experiencing indisputable proof of string theory as a physicist. Something that you spent your entire life studying, disputing, and believing has been conclusively proven. Its affirmation of a closely-held belief.
At the time the book was written it was actually a new concept. Some paleontologists were still quarreling over it as well.
Dyllyo Hmm. Well if he gets it, then he's being mean.
+Ly:bInhn DhInhm:Ateidr he's always being mean to make the review more entertaining
It would be like a Christian seeing Jesus and going, " he's walking on water, he does walk on water".
@@Reubentheimitator6572 First of all, boo fuckin hoo, he's being mean.
Second, he gives this treatment to all movies, including the ones he really likes because the whole character of Nostalgia Critic is being silly and giving criticism, not as much praise, unless the moment is overwhelmingly amazing.
At the risk of nitpicking the master nitpicker, I would hazard a guess that it wasn't that Dr. Grant couldn't identify that the hatchling was a raptor, he was just going "Please tell me you weren't that stupid."
Internal scream:Fuuuuuuuu
@@judgecurran7289 ?
@@Jwsponky He's probably commenting on what Doug would be thinking if he read your comment. Or I could just be wrong.
@@CrimesForDimes Okay then... still not sure if it was supposed to be a positive or a negative though, but then again don't entirely care since the starting comment was old enough I kind of forgot I even made it.
@@Jwsponky Yeah, it was 3 years ago. So it makes sense on why you forgot about it.
It's funny how everyone went from loving Goldblum, to getting sick of him, to him becoming a national treasure
He's cool, Doug is the only person I've ever heard who doesn't like him.
the only line i remember from jurassic park is when goldblum says “life will find a way”
@@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 he’s unbearable
@@saklee1777 What about his trademark line? His "i'll be back"? His legendary line? In his first scene when he says THE line.........."Uh uhm eh"
@@saklee1777 Seriously? "Welcome to Jurassic Park"? "Spared no expense"? "Clever girl"? "Hold on to your butts"? "That is one big pile of shit"? "When you gotta go, you gotta go"? "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the Earth"? "You never had control, that's the illusion"? "What you call discovery I call the rape of the natural world"? "Your scientists were preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"? This movie is massively quotable...
Who else wants to laugh at the fact that the special effects in Jurassic Park are ten times better than the ones in Ghostbusters 2016?
the derpy doodleman
... Nope. I think Ghostbusters has actually set a new standard in suck.
Even Food Fight has better CGI effects than Ghostbusterettes.
+The Pandora Guy You took it too far man.
Turd Ferguson
Well it was easy to go this far, wasn't it. Like reaching the center of the galaxy and find Sha Ka Ree.
Turd Ferguson
... He really didn't. Food Fight *does* have better effects.
I always thought Grant was stunned when he asked what dinosaur the raptor was, and only asked because he couldn't believe what he was seeing.
Yeah. I felt that too. I think both you and I are right.
There's absinthe fact that he's only seen bones of adult raptors and ya know... Not LIVING ones
Yeah same, I saw it as him clarifying his guess because he was in awe. Or even more as a warning like when people say something like "You told your mom she was a bitch?".
RobotGoggles Same. and I felt like he already knew and was kind of asking hoping he was wrong.
I also felt he was probably thinking “this better not be what i think it is”
John Hammond: "Mammoths. Next time, definitely, mammoths."
Alan Grant: "Are you mad?! If you do that, there'll be more 'Ice Age' sequels!"
- Okay. Maybe i should make some sort of summer camp for kids where everything is about corn and...
- DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!
"With this place... I wanted to give them something that wasent an illsuion
Something that was real
Something they could... see... and touch
An aim, not devoid of merit"
John Hammond
No dodo's
how do you know that isn't exactly why there are like six of those movies
John: okay maybe I'll just open a park with one present animal
Alan: okay that sounds good
John: It's a giant shark
Alan: Goddamit
“Hand Sattler the gun...hand Sattler the gun...the chair doesn’t need a massage as much as Sattler needs the gun” wow never realized he could of handed her the gun. Couldn’t stop laughing how true that was
Yeah, I almost forgot how useless Timmy was in this film. Yes, Alex was a total damsel during the T-Rex scene, but at least she was able to get the systems back online.
Ikr? That could have really helped.
"Boy's assistance needed two steps fucking behind you. Boy's assistance needed two steps fucking behind you."
@joli7948 I think that's because at the time, there was no guarantee she'd survive.
Since she was basically asking to be eaten. But yes, I do agree.
Tell me again why people expect humans to act perfectly while in stressful situations, Especially an 8-10 year old boy? I mean would you have thought of something like that in the heat of the moment? Think about your answer to that question before judging another person for what they did in a situation like this. Also put yourself in Tim’s shoes. You’re a child in a group of adults trying to figure out how to stop these monsters from getting into the room and your sister presents a solution that she can take care of, are you saying that you wouldn’t be focused on that and not think about anything other than that? Seriously people really need to stop taking everything they hear people like Doug walker say as the truth without questioning it even just a little bit.
For 1993 an interactive CD-rom in a car would have been holy shit tier huge.
that was the true miracle of Jurassic Park.. feck the dinos
Critic: Tell me it doesn't have X-Wing, tell me it doesn't have X-Wing. CD-ROM boots up. Critic : Ahhhh (faints).
Indeed! I grew up in the 1990s and that was a big deal back then.
How did I forget Samuel L Jackson was even in JP? that man has not missed a major franchise in nearly 25 years, Dude is a living legend.
He wasn't in Lord of the Rings, other than that I really can't think of much he hasn't been in.
+Cosmic Are you sure? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!
I don't recall seeing him in James Bond (was gonna mention Godzilla, but that series is Japanese so it's understandable)
Well he is in the Godzilla monsterverse, since he was in Kong Skull island.
Canaan B oh shit
The T.REX roar in this movie is easily one of the most iconic roars in film history. Same tier as Godzilla's roar imo
iconic yes, on Godzilla's level? no... not even close!
It’s way over the Godzilla roar. The t-rex is on a whole tier by itself nothing can pass
@@UltimateGamerCC um no there in on the same level
@@UltimateGamerCC I'm with you
Which production of Godzilla?
4:24 Random Boy: "That doesn't look very scary. More like a six foot turkey."
Ironically raptors were the size of turkeys.
The More You Know. 🌈
True, thats a "Velociraptor" and I have no idea why they took those. :D If they wanted a raptor that size so bad, they could've chosen Austroraptors, Deinonychus or maaayyybe some very young or small Utah raptors. But I guess Spielberg didn't expect people to look that up :D
@@megalodon4586 I think it was more that he thought Velociraptor just sounded cooler. Which it totally does.
…. Velociraptor... Yeah~. Now that's what a good word said feels like.
@@megalodon4586 They had palaeontologist Jack Horner on set, to guide them regarding dino facts and what not, to at least try to get the science somewhat right.
The raptors in the movies, were purely made up to make a terrifying villain.
It's a movie first, a documentary on dinosaurs second.
A utahraptor is that size, a real velociraptor is closer to the size of a dog
Dr. Wu in Jurassic World stated that the Dino’s were modified to be better attractions for public. He also helped make the raptors in this movie, so it’s safe to say that the size was changed to make the ride more interesting.
People seem to either not notice or not care that the twist is foreshadowed in the helicopter scene. Grant only has two female ends of a seatbelt and still finds a way to use it, just like the dinosaurs are only female and find a way to repopulate anyways.
Some Random Guy nice catch
Some Random Guy Whoa! Yeah. I definitely didn't notice that. Thanks for pointing it out.
Damn man. Thanks for that. Would have never caught on to that if you hadn't have said. Subtle foreshadowing is the best. Good eye and deduction sir. I salute you.
Life uhhhhhhhhh finds uh way
Dinolesbos.
I always thought Alan COULD identify the baby raptor, he was just praying he was wrong.
You're right. He doesn't exactly look delightful and awestruck when he asks the question. He looks concerned.
Exactly my thought.
yea it's clear he knew but didn't want it to be true
Right that's why he has a slight moment of hesitation. He seems in shock wen asking the question. So he obviously knew the answer.
Exactly. He was asking not in the dumb blonde way, "Like, ya know, what's this?" But rather in the horrified subtle understated, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" insinuation. Feh, I'll bet if the character had looked at it and said, "I see you're breeding raptors, this is a bad idea." NC would have complained it lacked subtlety and tension and there's no way he could know exactly what a raptor baby looked like cuz no one has ever seen a baby one intact enough or with skin and flesh!
BAD NC!! BAD!! No cookie! ;]
Haters gonna ha- (is killed by his internal self who really despises that particular phrase as it's most often employed by the cerebrally-challenged when they have no valid rebuttal.)
7:23 "Good luck getting this neat song out of your heaaaad. It will be in your brain for weeks or till your deaaaad.." I spit out my coke!
It'll likely be to death
@Unpopular Opinions John Williams composed the Star Wars Soundtrack and he is also the Composer of the Jurassic Park Soundtrack
@Unpopular Opinions However, Imperial March is more iconic than both
For me it’s gonna be the latter
Unless we find a way to become biologically immortal in my life time (which actually could be possible)
"I'M A MOTHERFUCKING T-REX!"
I would kill so many people to make this song real!
His bit about the theme song/score should be used here. 😄
Actually, a six-foot-turkey sounds terrifying O_o
The word youre looking for is "cassowary" and it most certainly is
Of course something like that comes from Australia o.o
If you play Far Cry 5 it's "shit-your-pants-in-a-second" terrifying to imagine such monstrosity
For sure! That would definitely be terrifying and extremely dangerous to anyone without a high caliber gun. Any animal 6 foot tall with claws, teeth, or a beak is formidable.
You should see the waddle gobble from the borderlands 2 dlc
What’s Jeff Goldblums favourite food?
Chicken Ques-uh-dill-uh
clever girl
Peanut But-err
Should be chi-uh-ck-uh-en-uh-qu-uh-es-uh-di-uh-ll-uh.
Looking back on it, I think the spotlights were a clever way to hide the fact they filmed on a sound stage. The contrast of the light drowns out anything that would have been visible beyond them, like trees, or the stars we would have expected to see in the night sky; and done in such a way it doesn't brake immersion.
Every terrible flick would be a thousand times better if it had Jeff Goldblum in the background commenting on everything that's happening
Like seriously, is Doug the only person who doesn't like Jeff Goldblum?
@@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 Imagine movie rereleases with the Jeff Goldblum audio track. "Now that's a dead - um- Death Star if I ever saw one" "One moment ago - um - I was talking to that Frodo -hum- hobbit and the next moment he's - um - gone".
@@MrMethekill I'd watch that, lol.
jeff goldblum as Speedwagon in a jojo film?
@@MrMethekill "Now, um, Thanos needs to sacrifice, um, something important to him. Because the Soul Stone is, um, it's different from the other, um, stones."
I wonder if nostalgia critic will ever find out that the glass in the jeep wasn't supposed to break. So the kids screams were genuine. :/
Ausaki Kirigaya I watched something that said the T. rex can't be in rain it was a robot
Briley Wood It was dried with towels when it was in the rain or else it would start shaking.
pretty meta, that film which introduced chaos theory concept, had such chaotic difficulties in production which just nevertheless worked in the end.
Wait that glass seriously wasn't suppossed to break?
Neyri Ronnokai Yep
Probably my favorite Nostalgia Critic review, but you seem to be making the same mistakes a lot of people do.
1. When Dr. Grant is talking about how "raptor" means "bird of prey" he was talking about how, even the people who discovered and named them saw the similarities.
2. When he is asking what species of dinosaur he is holding, he knows what it is, you can tell by the look on his face. He's just hoping he's wrong, because he knows how dangerous they would be.
The science, in the movie world, supports that.
Though, even then, the science isn't correct, in the same way it is in the real world. Everyone knows that the dinosaurs they called Velociraptors are actually more similar to Deinonychus, and that T-Rex didn't have vision based on movement. What people don't seem to know is that Michael Crichton did know that. The T-Rex vision, in the book, was man-made, in an attempt to have some control if anything did happen. Hammond was much more of a dick in the book, but he did acknowledge that things COULD go wrong.
Agreed. Also, the Critic claimed the scene where Hammond refuses to kill the dinosaurs goes no where is also inaccurate -- it was there to establish that:
1. Hammond was not as big of a dick as he was in the book, but he still was problematic
2. Hammond STILL trying to maintain control over the situation desperately enough to keep his creations alive, the same creations killing people and endangering his grandchildren.
It's not an "action" scene, but it's an important scene establishing Hammond's flawed character, and how his struggle for control caused more harm in the situation.
I think he was just telling a joke when he said the raptors named themselves cause Grant keeps building up how great they are.
Yeah, Hammond was a jerk. The main difference was that he hates his grandkids, and then he dies from that, sooooo
Jurassic park is Awesome🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅💏💏💏
The science isn't wrong. He just made fun of things he has no idea. There are lots of ancient insects trapped in amber and containing dinosaur DNA, except that mere DNA strands can't help you recreate a species. Plus the DNA in the insect stomach is pretty much damage.
Did you know that the kids screaming when the T-Rex broke the roof was actually not acting? The T. rex wasn’t supposed to break the roof but the rain made it malfunction
Hence the one take replayed twice
It also lost a tooth in the process.
Wait really?
I always though they looked like they had actual terror,like don’t get me wrong they acted there parts pretty good but just the shear terror in that seen
I remember reading about that. The animatronic trex malfunctioned because of all the water from the rain.
When grant asked about the velociraptor i think he knew but he was hoping he was wrong cuz he knew then he was in for a nightmare if something went wrong.
definitely, T-Rex is of course the big bad but there's an easy way around their vision issue, Raptors dont have no weaknesses, are adaptive and intelligent, and most of all they're Pack Hunters.
@@UltimateGamerCC yeah too bad half the info in this movie is wrong, raptors as they call em in the movie were actually dumb and the t rex had the vision equivalent to that of a hawk. Depending on which scientists you ask.
Nostalgia Critic says that he can’t look at a raptor and see that is one JUST BECAUSE YOU HOLD A 65 MILLION YEARS DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD LOOK AT IT AND SHOULD RECONIZE IT JEEZ nostalgia critic you suck
@Sky Gardener true I guess it could be an educated guess but the same can go for the raptor good point
@@TheRealSephiroth Have you read the novel. One of the quotes at the beginning says you can not recall a new form of life
I gotta be honest...That fucking final T-Rex roar is god damn etched into my soul. I don't think any single moment from any film before or since has even come close to matching the sheer spine-crushing awesomeness of that shot.
AkuTenshiiZero the Godzilla twenty fourteen movie roar came close for me
jurassic world did. no where close but closer than anybody else
jurassic world did. no where close but closer than anybody else
Yeah, but that's because they used the same T-Rex to play the role.
How about the atomic kiss of death followed by epic dubstep roar and muto head mic drop
Nostalgia Critic: It was awesome...but maybe not as awesome as I remember.
Me: DESTROY HIM! He is impure!
Me: BURN THE HERETIC!!
Kill the non-believer
BURN IN HOLY FIRE!
He was so busy wondering whether or not he could critique this movie, he didn't stop to think if he should critique this movie.
Shooooot him !!! Shooooot him !!!!
The T-Rex roar is a close second to Godzilla’s roar in the annals of all time legendary movie sound effects. And considering nothing beats Godzilla, that’s the highest praise I can possibly give it.
Just curious: which Godzilla?
@@zacheryschmidt2611 I’ll go with the OG 1953 G-man, since he was the first to debut the skreeee-onk and they’ve been wise enough not to mess around with it too much since then. Although the 1960s were the high point of the skreeee-onk.
@@ImInLoveWithBulla interesting. First it made me laugh when you described the “Skree-onk”. Second I would have gone with the Monsterverse Gman, his roar sends chills down my spine every time I heard it.
My favorite subtitle for the T-Rex is my vagina eats sharks
15:53 should've read "I use Ron Burgundy to unclog my intestines". If you don't get the reference, watch Land of the Lost....
Sparkle! Sparkle! Sparkle!
I bleed nightmares! Is better
I think the real moral is: DON'T CLONE DINOSAURS THAT COULD EASILY EAT YOU!!!
I think the moral is and this is for all Jurassic park/world don't give the random security guards electric sticks to deal with dinosaurs as this it what I think happened "hang on we need people to guards to stop the dinosaurs escape how do save money I know give them sticks electric sticks"
Yeah, just clone herbivores, then we wpnt DIE
@@plattytheperrypus5701 You really underestimate the killing power of herbivores, just because it won't eat you doesn't mean it won't KILL you
No, the moral is that people's arrogance and the lack of change to take responsibility. I would recommend you to read the original novel of Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton.
And trust me, it's more darker than the films.
And the thing about cloning Dinosaurs, yes there is Dinosaurs who are carnivores. But those in the film are just hybrids of the real life counterpart, which are fuced with Frog DNA to avoid reproducing which is why all the creatures were females. But some frogs are capable to change sex from female to male. And that's because the Jurassic Park's workers and scientist were thintelligent (At least the book got me the info).
Who's here for the motherFUCKING T-REX
I BLEED NIGHTMARES
MY VAGINA EATS SHARKS
"HERE'S A FREE POSTER BITCHES!"
IM UH UH UH I AM UH UH UH. YOU UH UH UH YOU DIG UP DINOSAURS?
It's more funnier than Tommy Wiseau saying "huh" and laughing at everything.
“On 48 hours I’ll be accepting your apology”
*Cuts to the lawyer getting eaten alive*
“I APOLOGIZE AAAAHHH!!”
"I'm sorry I accidentally fed one of your expensive zoo animals! You must have them on a strict diet to get them SO FUCKING BIG!"
@@TGwA1993 Famous last words with dire conqunces
That moment you realize J.J Abrams is just imitating spillberg with his light fetish!
lol ''Spillberg''
Took you this long? Super 8 is a speilberg movie by jj..
Does no one knows how to spell Spielberg on this comment section?
He Tarantinoed it, you meant.
A raptor got locked in the freezer, like forever.....
AidanIsAwesome she probably died from the cold in a couple hours, maybe less...lot darker the more you think of it.
Yeah, I was always thought "Wait, you just left a Velociraptor in a freezer... I kinda feel bad for it now..."
I guess it had to deal with the Ice Age a little early.
He was Frozen today? 😳🤔
F
"They're moving in herds... They do move in herds..." That line is not random. That line is actually very important for amateur paleontologists such as myself.
good luck finding dinosaurs
Charlie The Velociraptor To be fare the creatures in these films aren't exactly dinosaurs, they're clones meant to replicate dinosaurs but yeah ... i'd say the raptors in here aren't Velociraptors but more like an Utahraptor or Deinonychus
Eijiro Kirishima Utahraptor is a thing? Jealous! Can we have a Calforsaurus Rex?
Eijiro Kirishima in Jurassic World it is explained that none of the animals are exactly natural or reflect their real life counter parts. If you count JP : The Game as cannon, it is explained that the reason why Wu was made Chief Geneticist was because of his solution of using frog DNA to fill out the genetic code, while Dr. Sorkin wanted to the genetic code to be as pure as possible (which would’ve taken time that InGen didn’t wanted to spend)
Paleo Gaming They weren't lying, that's just what people thought they looked like back in the old days. They do look like other different types of raptors though.
"Why did nobody tell me it wasn't just a stroll down the road?"
"Hey, did you hear about Andrea's spontaneous change of sex?"
"Yeah, that was weird!"
🤣😂😆
I love how most of the dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous period yet it is called Jurassic Park. Also, the Velociraptors are actually closer in size Deinonychus or Utahraptors. Still, it is one of the best dinosaur movies ever made.
Well let’s face it calling a theme park Cretaceous Alan’s isn’t as catchy or easily mass marketable as Jurassic Park
Thank you. I was looking for a comment like this
You're right. As for the raptor's size, in the book Crichton (erroneously) says that the Deinonychus is just another Velociraptor species to justify the animals being that big. The issue was brought up again when the movie was about to enter production, but around that same time the first Utahraptor was discovered, so the filmmakers decided that, whatever, Velociraptors could be bigger than a modern turkey.
I like to believe it's a clever nod to the fact that Hammond & Co don't really know what they're doing. All the comments about "Cretaceous Park wouldn't be as catchy" is nonsense. We would be saying the same vice versa about Jurrasic if they went that way.
"Deus Rex Machina" - epic
Dues em er ah uh Rex Machina
God dinosaur machine? Awesome!
god king machine. but still awesome.
SPARKLE! SPARKLE! SPARKLE!
michael jeacock "god king machine".pretty much describes a T-Rex.
What's Jeff Goldblum's favorite snacks?
Uh-reos
I thought it might be Chips Uh-hoy
You're both funny
Or pring-uhs.
Okay that was lame
E for effort Aliyah
um and ums
"I spared no expense"
Funny, given that in the book, Nedry decides to try and sell embryos because...he had been underpaid and overworked...While it's not clear in the movie, they did go with this angle when Nedry explains all the debugging he has to do. The book does cover his motives much better and you kinda sympathize for him...even though he is a self-serving asshole, you know where he's coming from. Here, you can explain it away by saying John Hammond hired Newman. Of course it was going to blow up in his face!
the book and the movie are such an interesting combo. they're so different yet similar that they build on each other in an interesting way. though I saw the movie first I LOVE both and like comparing the two for exactly these kinds of details. So amazing, they spared no expense.
Tbh, I think that's one of the huge weaknesses of the Jurassic park sequels, or at least The Lost World. And that is the books. The Lost World book is pretty great, and builds upon Biosin, which was initially introduced in Jurassic Park. However in the movie, they are completely absent, and instead of Biosin trying to steal eggs for their own dinosaurs and parks, its InGen taking their own dinosaurs to make a new park. Its eh.
Book Hammond is an asshole, plain and simple.
Newman!
Actually, it's pretty clear in the movie too: when Nedry is talking to Dodgson at the restaurant, the waiter brings him the bill. Nedry has Dodgson paying for it by saying "Don't be cheap on me. That was Hammond's mistake". And later he's seen arguing with Hammond because he's not paid enough for all the work he has to do. In the novel they make it clear that InGen kind of screwed him over the deal for creating the computer network, forcing him to do extra work for no compensation, but in the movie Hammond is not portrayed as the ruthless and greedy businessman he is in the book.
A Samuel L Jackson appearance with out a "motherfucker" is always weird
I remember when I saw the original in the cinema back when it came out first the scene where the T-Rex eats that dude on the toilet the whole place stood up and applauded.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No one likes slimy, short-sighted lawyers.
Lol! XD
I wanna put r/whoosh just for the everybody applauded
@@runningwithscissors989 you mean r/thathappened?
"They eat their own shit.......they do eat their own shit..." Critic, you never cease to amuse me.
Gaben is a brony, look it up.
joe -ilya do sword swallowing but with a chanesaw
Really though.
GabeN The Great this is a Christian server so no swearing
GabeN The Great oh shut up and get a life other than hating what another person likes.
Its incredible how this movie still holds up today in 2019!
Not really, given the lack of feathers on the dinosaurs that were technically prehistoric birds, which is something we know now but didn't know back when this movie was made. But compared to the new Jurassic Park movies? Well, in that case, I'll agree.
@@dogman9291 It still holds up, regardless of the scientific “accuracy”.
@@07foxmulder Yeah, the first one is a good movie that still holds up to this day in terms of writing and special effects. And hey, at least it had an excuse to not have feathered dinosaurs due to when it was made, unlike the newer movies.
Well I think back then people were talking about this could be a possibility. But then they found out that the DNA from back then is so badly damaged that it cannot be used. They are still talking about making mammoths though. 🦣
Movie takes place literally thousands of miles from Hawaii...
But was actually filmed in Hawaii.
9:35 Finding mosquitoes with dinosaur blood preserved in amber really does happen, and we would "theoretically" be able to clone dinosaurs if not for three things, 1.We don't have a dinosaur egg that is fertile, although this is the easiest to work around, 2. We don't know how many chromosomes dinosaurs had, so it would be nigh impossible to get the DNA correct, and 3. The DNA found in preserved mosquitoes is usually incomplete because red blood cells don't have DNA so it must be found in white blood cells and so the DNA is usually incomplete.
And you'll probably find other species DNA in there (Such as mosquito DNA)
Also for the fact that DNA only has a half life of a couple thousand years.
NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!
Chozo Hunter I do appreciate your well thought out and border-line philosophical response, I will take your feedback in for consideration next time.
vincent migliore Relax, I was only joking. :)
I prefer Muldoon in the book. He not only lived, but he got drunk and shot a rocket at a T-rex!
Muldoon drunk and yelling at raptors is the best part of the book.
Wait Jurassic Park was based off of book?!
no shit
naruto Don't sass me, naruto.
Also hey, you should make your likes private. I can see you liked your slideshow of Naruto and Metallica, Master of Puppets.
Nicholas Clark i wasn't sassing you i was sassing shan
When I watched Jurassica Park after 12 years, I predicted I would be disillusioned. But I found this is one of the movies that maintained its amazingness over the decades to a miraculous degree :) Jurassic Park is pure, wonderful atmosphere of adventure. It triggers all the feels that make being a kid so great.
I always took the whole "what dinosaur is this?" scene is that there are multiple different dinos in the raptor family. Much like the Deino (I don't remember the whole name). He was simply trying to narrow down exactly what the dinosaur it was. I'm pretty sure everyone knows about the whole Trex on the fritz during the rain, but that just makes the scene scarier and better
I always saw it as he knew exactly what kind of dinosaur he was holding, but was making the geneticist say it out loud to see if he would realize how careless and stupid it was to be bringing such a dangerous species back into the world.
"MY OVARIES ARE CHAINSAWS!"and "MY VAGINA EATS SHARKS!" are my favorite
A... Aurora Borealis! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
"HERE'S A FREE POSTER BITCH" I literally laughed out loud
"I AM OLDER THAN JESUS" got me rofl
CHUCK NORRIS IS MY BUTT PLUG. that Is all.
My favorite has to be "Tanks are my Crunchberries" I need that over a T-Rex silhouette on a shirt!
Cloning is not illegal. Human Cloning is illegal.
Cloning whole humans is illegal. We clone skin and organs.
utopianking Never said different.
What if I were to clone all the parts separately and then attach them later?
Steve Eaton Well then you would have dead body, you monster.
But it's my dead body. I made it, so it's mine to do with as I wish, like a Russian mail order bride or a sweatshop kid that I adopt
You forgot to mention that whoever labeled those frozen embryos obviously doesn't know how to spell Tyrannosaurus or Stegosaurus.
Hammond: Spared no expense.
This movie knew exactly what to do with its effects and music.
Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure.
INTER-National!!
I truly loved him in Thor Ragnarok!
Only I thor ragnorok
I, uh, love, um, him, er, too, uuuuh...
I'm sorry, you spelled Paul Rudd wrong.
Don't forget
"Wooo-Wooooooo, Woo-Wooo"
Nice.
TheDraconianViking l
BOOOM! DA NANA NA NAAAAAA!
Love the T-rex subtitles...... CHUCK NORISS IS MY BUTTPLUG!!!
"I'm older than Jesus !" makes me laugh as fuckin' shit
my personal favorite is "SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE"
Even though lady rexes have no vaginas they were still funny
@@at-rexontheinternet1388
Well they do still produce eggs right? So atleast she has chainsaw ovaries? ^^'
@@PerfectAlibi1 it's called a cloaca
I think the scene with the T-Rex in the mirror was meant to show just how close the Rex was upon them, especially when you consider how “objects in mirror are closer than they appear”.
Also, for the Deus Rex Machina, I’m pretty sure no one noticed the Rex’s footsteps because the humans were too busy worrying about the raptors, and the raptors were focusing on the hunt.
i have always loved jeff goldblum's performance in jurassic park.
It was the film that ruined him, but it was worth it.
Ha, good one
I saw the film for the first time last night, and he was undoubtedly my favorite part.
Well, him and the motherfuckin' T-Rex.
I agree!
Those roar translations "My ovaries are chainsaws!" LMFAO, that was a good one. XD 15:04
«My Vagina Eats Sharks» the most awesome description of this dinosaur xD
I am the motherfucking T-Rex.
It's weird hearing the Critic shitting on Goldblum so much, I mean... he's the most adorable positive old guy.
I know. It honestly seemed like Doug was just trying to find wrong things with this movie. :/ however, that is his job I guess lol.
jeff is deadass such an angel like why he hate him so much for no reason lol
Hammond's daughter getting a divorce actually does have a purpose. Assuming she is the mother of the grandkids, that could be why he invited them to the island, to get their minds off of the divorce.
@joli7948, that’s still a flaw of the movie because even if it’s explained well in the book, the movie still leaves that explanation out
"I am older than jesus!" hilarious. amazing review man!
I lost it at "My vagina eats sharks!"
"Here's a free poster bitches!"
A t-rex's vagina must be huge!
i shit zombies !
chuck norris is my butt plug lol had me rolling and young ferris beuler
I liked Jeff's performance in this movie for the most part. Mainly because of the points his character was making during the dinner they didn't eat. JP came out when I was in middle school and even then I knew how correct Jeff's character was about how idiotic and dangerous Grant's idea truly was.
But, yeah, the suspense, graphics, and MF T-Rex were the highlights of the film. It's a classic that will never fade. It will always be good. :)
Grant was the paleontologist, Hammond is who you're thinking of.
Sooooooooo........you're basically saying you're a bony in his or her, what? Early 40's?
Victor: Close enough. I'm a 36 year old female. And I like cartoons, like most adults. Absolutely nothing noteworthy really. Not sure why you felt like you had to state the obvious.
It's a truth about the human race that tends to be repeatedly proven in real life; sometimes we're so obsessed with making something work or proving some great theory that we don't stop to consider the consequences of said actions. Like the carbon revolution; it seemed great in the mid 19th century, but now it's destroying the planet.
Victor Frankenstein they were basically saying why they enjoyed the film, but your takeaway is that they’re old? What a fucking tool you are.
Fun fact
Timmy went on to become John Deacon in Bohemian Rhapsody
Oh, where do you get these unique and rare facts from?? Damn, you have some inside knowledge indeed.
Tarantino: Foot fetish
Spielberg: Spotlight fetish
Mic Drop....
OMG THOSE VALLEY GIRL RAPTORS, I CAN'T
Professor Multipurpose if only they talked drunk
Jurassic Park is one of those movies that has some problems in story and characters but so much good and fun in it that it doesn't matter.
Yes
No
@@mllscreen8894 Yes
Greg dude, I'm not saying it's not a good movie. The Jurassic Franchise is my favorite by far and the one that I grew up with. Jurassic Park is one of those movies that it gets so successful and it's so good that you can hardly find someone who doesn't like it. What I'm saying with No is that it doesn't have problems in its characters, they are all set to play a very important role in the movie and all of them are lovely
But the problem comes with the generic public, unlike me or any other Jurassic Fan out there the majority of the people doesn't understand the true meaning of the Franchise
The majority (at least by my experience) say that they like it because it's entertaining like a monster movie
Which is not
@@mllscreen8894 I was just joking. I agree with you.
I love how a lot of the things he points out as issues were things that were cut down/oversimplified when they adapted it from the book. The whole Corporate espionage plot has a lot more backstory and explanation, as does the reason Grant and Sattler get invited.
That makes sense. A lot of movies based on books suffer because of being condensed adaptations.
My orchestra did Jurassic Park once, I friggin love that "BOOM! woo-ooooo..."combo!
"Wayne Knight, before his heart decided he wanted to live." XD
@@TGwA1993 I remember. He talked about it in a BTS feature on Seinfeld about being dangerous close to having type 2 diabetes and morbid obesity halfway through the show and had to drastically improve his diet. If I remember, he even got lap band surgery to help with it.
Does anybody else see the irony in NC calling Jeff Goldblum out for hamming it up and exaggerating his quirkiness and pretty much playing that same character for years? No? You don't see anything wrong here? 14:58?
The difference is that Nostaligia Critic has been the same character for years. Jeff Goldblum plays different characters in his movies and plays them all exactly the same.
@@clintonwilcox4690 but it's also what people want to see from him
@@Humble197 agreed, you don't bring in goldblum for a gritty no nonsense thriller, you're hiring him for his style, idk if it's even acting, he's just eccentric and it works for very specific characters.
I'd rather that type of actor exist over the alternative of someone else not capturing that same charm.
Rexy: *IM OLDER THAN JESUS!*
Me:I mean she has a point.
not really. she’s probably less than a year old. she’s a clone. not the real dino. and they probably started cloning the dinos like 8 months ago.
@@saklee1777 I meant from her ancestors standpoint.
Remember, this was made and marketed towards kids. So the fact that the characters are dressed in solid, identifiable colours is actually kind of clever.
Jeff Goldblum is a gift from god
Amen
Don't you mean Jeff uh gold uh Blum is uh gift uh from uh ummm God uh
or a plague
Uh-Uh-Ah-Ah, Amen
More like uhmen
"I SHIT ZOMBIES!" How did the apocalypse begin in The Walking Dead? Now we know!
The few good things that happened in 2020 is my theatre was playing older movies since production was called off during the pandemic and they showed this. And getting to see this masterpiece on the big screen is now one of the best memories of my life
Rexy: *THE ULTIMATE CHEEK CLAPPER*
16:22 i love how that T.rex roar just annihilated Grant's burst of bravery
-hey !
-ROAR !!!
-...hum...
Seriously the nostalgia critic needs to actually see some help for that t - Rex fetish
Why? That`s a good fetish...
Eh there's worse
I have that fetish too. Rexie is so damn cool
@@1987Matilde her names is Roberta canonically
If he truly had a fetish he would know that reptile vaginas are called cloacas >:(
I will forever love Jurassic Park no matter how old I'll become. Also, I died laughing when you made that joke about Gennaro when Hammond said "In 48 hours I'll be accepting your apologies" than you made the lawyer look like he said "I'm sorry I ever took you on as a client" cue the scream. Even when you said "Mmmmmm Lawyer. Taste like deep rooted insecurity and bitterness" I died laughing so hard.
I lost it when the raptors spoke 😂😂😂 stereotypical chick raptors are something I NEVER knew I wanted
Oh oh... Oh oh oh... I think I'm in love with Jeff Goldblum oh... oh oh
That's that's chaos theory
sar-ah
It's called Uh.
oh oh... oh oh oh... i uh think uh im in love uh uh with jeff uh goldblumuh oh... oh oh* thats how you say it
uh I think you uh might be uh
Hey Nostalgia Critic, do you think it's possible that when the red-shirt dude(cannot for the life of me remember his name) was picking up the dinosaur baby he wasn't really clueless, but more confirming his fears of them actually breed raptors.
That's exactly what I had in mind when I saw this review.
If they control the DNA why not make a herbivore raptor.
Thats not how DNA works
Well, its not how it did work until jurassic world
A raptor has a body, head and basically everything built to hunt and kill, reason most herbivores are fatasses is because they have to be able to digest SOOOO much food
+Ainsley Sorsby (Dead By Electrocution) but the vegan raptor lifestyle is so much better. Just the amount of energy they feel, and so much less raptor cancer. And not to mention the terrible conditions and needless slaughtering of humans just to feed raptors. Go raptor vegan and feel better than all the raptors.
5:29 That's because the book dumped a TON of exposition. It talked about the universe in which the story takes place, one in which genetic modification of organisms has become commonplace. It talks about Biosyn, the "evil dinosaur makers". It talks about compies escaping and attacking Costa Rica. It talks about Grant's dig team. There's a lot of stuff there, and the movie has to filter out the important bits and still try and get through them without cutting out the important parts of the film.
I don´t know why people hates that way exposition, if its natural and original just at it is in this movie it doesnt' bother me.
It is July 2023, and this movie is STILL in my top 5 movies of all time! I can watch it again and again and it can still carry that wonder/adventure factor. 😊
Mother fuckin T-Rex!!!!! LMAO!!!
I want it as my ringtone LOL
🎶Good luck getting this theme song out of your head!!
It will be in your brain for weeks or til your dead!!🎶
I AM AWESOME...i AM OLDER THAN JESUS... CHUCK NORRIS IS MY BUTT PLUG... Although let's face it NOSTALGIA CRITIC is dead for that last comment. Cause of Death Disemboweled by Chuck Norris
So jeff goldblum was the johnny depp of the 90s?
No, Johnny Depp was
Johnny depp was the Johnny depp of the 90s
Johnny depp 90s blah blah
No Johnny Depp was the Johnny Depp of the 90s
Nah. Johnny Depp was Johnny Depp in the 90s. Then, you know, Burton happened and slowly started to turn him into a “look at me, I’m weird” type character. My god, Tim Burton post-2000 is total trash.
I'm from Canada and the Toronto Raptors had a national wide contest to chose the team name and this films popularity helped influence the team name which was unveiled in 1994 (the year I was born).
I didn't notice the lack of Tim helping in any way during the computer scene until I'd watched the damned movie 10 times and was 10 years older but it is the only thing that is completely insane to me whenever I see it again. XD
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark...all the dinosaurs are running wild.
Someone let t rex out his pen!
I'm afraid those things will harm me, cause they sure don't act like Barney.
And they think that im there dinner not there friend oh nooooo
Be Frightened of The Weird Al's
Who let the Rex out? Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!
The Lycene deficiency was a huge plot point in the book
How? I only recall it being brought up like 2 times in the book.
I never got peoples issue with this, seriously its not a killswitch, a lysine deficiency would kill them, eventually, its an amino-acid, no creature produces it naturally but yes without it after months and months with looking slightly sickly a few may die from kidney failure -maybe, in truth they would probably live years and certainly long enough to reach the mainland and find it naturally
GullwingYunie I think they say that they die within either 12 or 24 hours without lysine supplements. In the novel though some dinosaurs do escape and you find out at the end that they're eating foods rich in lysine to stay alive.
Unfortunately, the movie almost never touches on it compared to the book and thus it's a plot hole.
As we learned with CinemaSins, the books don't matter. When it comes to a film adaptation, while you could argue they are more for fans of the source material, the vast majority of people tend to be introduced to something via film, and thus have to treat it as a blank slate. If the movie doesn't explain something that the book did which could fill up a plot hole or two, that's still a strike against the film.
The film hinted at the dinosaurs adapting to be able to breed, having some turn from female to male, but the lycene was not really touched on in the film and thus it can be excused to most viewers that there would be little reason to expect them to not live on, while in the books (and it's touched on in passing in the 2nd film) it's explained why they'd die on Site A but survive on B.
Lysine
Rambles and mumbles
I'd watch that
12:51
Wasn't expecting that, but God damn that was funny
I think the Lycene deficiency plan couldn't be used because it would take much too long. In the second movie, Goldblum asks about the lycene and Hammond said that it usually took seven days for it to work. That would've meant surviving on that island for seven days when they barely survived a day. Not to mention that all those people working on the island would be returning once the storm was gone.
Not to mention, animals don't produce Lysine anyway. Also, the dinosaurs could get lysine from soybeans and chickens as the carnivores eating herbivores that HAD lysine in their bloodstream.
Well, in the first scene with the modafakin t.rex the little girl's scream I believe is authenthic, as the glass wasn't scripted to fall on her.
That must have been fucking terrifying
Apparently there were a few authentic screams in that movie
Bryden O'Neill like those DR Grant provoque while in bed?
Yeah,the animatronic head was never meant to do that. It bugged out due to the amount of moisture,and went too far,causing the glass to fall on the kids,and thus that scene was born.It must have been TERRIFYING for them,and I swear if someone asked to re-shoot that scene,I wouldn't be surprised if they had walked away from the film after that.(Thank god they didn't...)
Commander Jason the same thing happened when the raptor attacked muldoon
“Next time mammoths. Definitely mammoths.”
13:56
This scene serves A LOT to the plot, but no one ever understands it.
As Malcom explains in the scene before: The tiniest diversions can bring a complex system down, or force it into a direction that can't be predicted.
This is the essence of Chaos Theory.
The fact that the doors didn't lock themselves as long as the cars moved is considered only a minor bug in a very long list of bugs, but it was all that was needed to thwart Nedry's tight time table.
He had practised the optimal route (we learn of that in the novel) to ensure he could execute his whole plan in 15 minutes, but through that little, insignificant error, the passengers where able to get out of the moving cars.
With that the tour had a slight delay and he had to turn the cars around manualy (keeping him from executing his plan earlier, since no one else but him could do that), thus fucking up his time table even further. (The scene where he talks to the guy at the east dock is supposed to show that he is WAY overtime)
If this error had been fixed beforehand it would have prevented the people to get out. They would have been further into the loop ( the whole tour is built like a rollercoaster) and completed the tour like nothing, or in the worst case, stopped somewhere else, far away from the T-rex. There are no other predatory dinosaurs on the tour that could be considered dangerous to the cars and the passengers.
But through that delay it was shorter to just turn the cars around and letting them drive back the way they came.
Which has the unlucky side effect that the cars stopped right at the worst point possible: the T-Rex enclosure.
That was something Nedry didn't plan (tbf,) but he had to act very fast, or risk missing the boat entirely.
It's an example of how something so seemingly unimportant can have major consequences.
So no, this scene is actualy very vital and important to the overall plot.
As much as I love this movie. It still annoys me so much how the T-Rex pen goes from being level and even when they put the goat out there and then after she steps out of the pen it turns into a 100 foot drop haha.
aaahhh... i wasn't the only one who noticed that.... Hi5!
I have seen it explained a couple of times but never really understood it, until I recently saw someone had recreated Jurassic Park in Far Cry 5 - now I get it hahaha
It's cause she's THE MOTHAFUCKIN T-REX
..........huh...... Just noticed that........
Holy shit! Since i was a child I ALWAYS WONDERED THAT!!!!!!
I'M FUTHERFUCKIN' T-REX!
Lol I read that right as that part started
did you see the part 3 review he gets so upset at the t-rex part
I was able to rewatch this amazing film at a drive in theater, it was great! Then Twister showed right after (my theater always plays two movies for the price of one).
23:13 you missed a huge mistake in the movie. When the Raptor first hoots at the doorway to the kitchen, you can see a prop guy reach to adjust the tail and balance it more.