Jurassic Park - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @BAN3FromNoWhere
    @BAN3FromNoWhere 4 роки тому +511

    The whole "they do move in herds" line was there because of a huge debate among paleontologists about whether or not dinosaurs had herd behaviours or if they were solitary. To see them in herds would basically be the answer to decades of debate, and hence hit him, a paleontologist, as a major revelation.

    • @babyblue_22
      @babyblue_22 2 роки тому +48

      Yeah....I actually didn't even know that was a real debate, but I could still infer that that was why he said that with such emotion. Thought it was kinda obvious, honestly

    • @thephenom724
      @thephenom724 2 роки тому +22

      Thank you. Finally someone said it.

    • @JarethTheGoblinKingForever
      @JarethTheGoblinKingForever 2 роки тому +15

      As "obvious" as the line was (and don't try to fool me: if you watched this movie as a little kid, you had no idea what it meant), NC is right that out of all the things a human being would say when confronted with live dinosaurs, spouting debate arguments would be a bit unlikely, and out of context just weird. But hey, that was the character who told a disembowelment story calmly to a child in an earlier scene, so maybe the character himself is just emotionally stunted in general.

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 Рік тому

      But did they eat their own sh*t?

    • @UXSpecialist
      @UXSpecialist Рік тому +12

      @@JarethTheGoblinKingForeverFalse 100%. If you studied this and debated it all your life and finally found the answer, it would feel like you just struck gold. Also, I watched this as a kid, and I understood the line perfectly. Scientist, studies this all his life, and finally finds the answer by experiencing it in real time. Epic quote, brilliant writing, incredibly believable character.

  • @DavidJamesHenry
    @DavidJamesHenry 8 років тому +965

    I always thought Grant was stunned when he asked what dinosaur the raptor was, and only asked because he couldn't believe what he was seeing.

    • @Reubentheimitator6572
      @Reubentheimitator6572 7 років тому +80

      Yeah. I felt that too. I think both you and I are right.

    • @ORIGINALFBI
      @ORIGINALFBI 7 років тому +87

      There's absinthe fact that he's only seen bones of adult raptors and ya know... Not LIVING ones

    • @MrSirFluffy
      @MrSirFluffy 7 років тому +51

      Yeah same, I saw it as him clarifying his guess because he was in awe. Or even more as a warning like when people say something like "You told your mom she was a bitch?".

    • @teejaykaye
      @teejaykaye 7 років тому +62

      RobotGoggles Same. and I felt like he already knew and was kind of asking hoping he was wrong.

    • @samdragonborn5864
      @samdragonborn5864 7 років тому +96

      I also felt he was probably thinking “this better not be what i think it is”

  • @FromeFmAjayD
    @FromeFmAjayD 8 років тому +678

    How did I forget Samuel L Jackson was even in JP? that man has not missed a major franchise in nearly 25 years, Dude is a living legend.

    • @Sleeper800
      @Sleeper800 7 років тому +58

      He wasn't in Lord of the Rings, other than that I really can't think of much he hasn't been in.

    • @Wreck1990
      @Wreck1990 7 років тому +14

      +Cosmic Are you sure? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!

    • @irisius7551
      @irisius7551 7 років тому +19

      I don't recall seeing him in James Bond (was gonna mention Godzilla, but that series is Japanese so it's understandable)

    • @canaanclb
      @canaanclb 7 років тому +46

      Well he is in the Godzilla monsterverse, since he was in Kong Skull island.

    • @MaCabaret
      @MaCabaret 7 років тому +6

      Canaan B oh shit

  • @AbduCola
    @AbduCola 6 років тому +515

    It's funny how everyone went from loving Goldblum, to getting sick of him, to him becoming a national treasure

    • @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
      @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 4 роки тому +78

      He's cool, Doug is the only person I've ever heard who doesn't like him.

    • @saklee1777
      @saklee1777 4 роки тому +29

      the only line i remember from jurassic park is when goldblum says “life will find a way”

    • @booognish
      @booognish 3 роки тому +4

      @@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 he’s unbearable

    • @lordtrigon1733
      @lordtrigon1733 2 роки тому

      @@saklee1777 Seriously? "Welcome to Jurassic Park"? "Spared no expense"? "Clever girl"? "Hold on to your butts"? "That is one big pile of shit"? "When you gotta go, you gotta go"? "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the Earth"? "You never had control, that's the illusion"? "What you call discovery I call the rape of the natural world"? "Your scientists were preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"? This movie is massively quotable...

    • @redhood2054
      @redhood2054 2 роки тому +1

      Jeff goldblum is there nothing you can do

  • @moviemaniac2159
    @moviemaniac2159 5 років тому +581

    John Hammond: "Mammoths. Next time, definitely, mammoths."
    Alan Grant: "Are you mad?! If you do that, there'll be more 'Ice Age' sequels!"

    • @ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ
      @ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ 5 років тому +25

      - Okay. Maybe i should make some sort of summer camp for kids where everything is about corn and...
      - DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!

    • @napoleonbonaparteempereurd4676
      @napoleonbonaparteempereurd4676 5 років тому +15

      "With this place... I wanted to give them something that wasent an illsuion
      Something that was real
      Something they could... see... and touch
      An aim, not devoid of merit"
      John Hammond

    • @kymymedia
      @kymymedia 5 років тому +1

      No dodo's

    • @ClassicDepravities
      @ClassicDepravities 5 років тому

      how do you know that isn't exactly why there are like six of those movies

    • @blupyro3098
      @blupyro3098 5 років тому +5

      John: okay maybe I'll just open a park with one present animal
      Alan: okay that sounds good
      John: It's a giant shark
      Alan: Goddamit

  • @Telcontar86
    @Telcontar86 4 роки тому +644

    The T.REX roar in this movie is easily one of the most iconic roars in film history. Same tier as Godzilla's roar imo

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 4 роки тому +14

      iconic yes, on Godzilla's level? no... not even close!

    • @rexythet-rex3513
      @rexythet-rex3513 4 роки тому +29

      It’s way over the Godzilla roar. The t-rex is on a whole tier by itself nothing can pass

    • @justsomeguywhojoinedthejus2246
      @justsomeguywhojoinedthejus2246 3 роки тому +3

      @@UltimateGamerCC um no there in on the same level

    • @noahsark4528
      @noahsark4528 3 роки тому

      @@UltimateGamerCC I'm with you

    • @trukeesey8715
      @trukeesey8715 3 роки тому

      Which production of Godzilla?

  • @asvinjier8725
    @asvinjier8725 7 років тому +532

    I wonder if nostalgia critic will ever find out that the glass in the jeep wasn't supposed to break. So the kids screams were genuine. :/

    • @cyber2653
      @cyber2653 7 років тому +21

      Ausaki Kirigaya I watched something that said the T. rex can't be in rain it was a robot

    • @excelsior8712
      @excelsior8712 7 років тому +53

      Briley Wood It was dried with towels when it was in the rain or else it would start shaking.

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 7 років тому +44

      pretty meta, that film which introduced chaos theory concept, had such chaotic difficulties in production which just nevertheless worked in the end.

    • @neyrironnokai5709
      @neyrironnokai5709 6 років тому +43

      Wait that glass seriously wasn't suppossed to break?

    • @excelsior8712
      @excelsior8712 6 років тому +14

      Neyri Ronnokai Yep

  • @jessicarodriguez8990
    @jessicarodriguez8990 4 роки тому +199

    “Hand Sattler the gun...hand Sattler the gun...the chair doesn’t need a massage as much as Sattler needs the gun” wow never realized he could of handed her the gun. Couldn’t stop laughing how true that was

    • @melbell0865
      @melbell0865 2 роки тому +15

      Yeah, I almost forgot how useless Timmy was in this film. Yes, Alex was a total damsel during the T-Rex scene, but at least she was able to get the systems back online.

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 2 роки тому +8

      Ikr? That could have really helped.

    • @numbjuhnu
      @numbjuhnu 2 роки тому +12

      "Boy's assistance needed two steps fucking behind you. Boy's assistance needed two steps fucking behind you."

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 Рік тому

      @joli7948 I think that's because at the time, there was no guarantee she'd survive.
      Since she was basically asking to be eaten. But yes, I do agree.

    • @grizzly_manbanimation8436
      @grizzly_manbanimation8436 8 місяців тому +2

      Tell me again why people expect humans to act perfectly while in stressful situations, Especially an 8-10 year old boy? I mean would you have thought of something like that in the heat of the moment? Think about your answer to that question before judging another person for what they did in a situation like this. Also put yourself in Tim’s shoes. You’re a child in a group of adults trying to figure out how to stop these monsters from getting into the room and your sister presents a solution that she can take care of, are you saying that you wouldn’t be focused on that and not think about anything other than that? Seriously people really need to stop taking everything they hear people like Doug walker say as the truth without questioning it even just a little bit.

  • @dixbyfloppin6979
    @dixbyfloppin6979 7 років тому +911

    People seem to either not notice or not care that the twist is foreshadowed in the helicopter scene. Grant only has two female ends of a seatbelt and still finds a way to use it, just like the dinosaurs are only female and find a way to repopulate anyways.

    • @jonbbaca5580
      @jonbbaca5580 7 років тому +72

      Some Random Guy nice catch

    • @Reubentheimitator6572
      @Reubentheimitator6572 7 років тому +74

      Some Random Guy Whoa! Yeah. I definitely didn't notice that. Thanks for pointing it out.

    • @tehpadgeth5385
      @tehpadgeth5385 7 років тому +65

      Damn man. Thanks for that. Would have never caught on to that if you hadn't have said. Subtle foreshadowing is the best. Good eye and deduction sir. I salute you.

    • @BetweenTheLyons
      @BetweenTheLyons 7 років тому +47

      Life uhhhhhhhhh finds uh way

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 6 років тому +9

      Dinolesbos.

  • @entropyzero5588
    @entropyzero5588 7 років тому +1154

    Actually, a six-foot-turkey sounds terrifying O_o

    • @ikebirchum6591
      @ikebirchum6591 6 років тому +87

      The word youre looking for is "cassowary" and it most certainly is

    • @entropyzero5588
      @entropyzero5588 6 років тому +58

      Of course something like that comes from Australia o.o

    • @ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ
      @ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ 6 років тому +21

      If you play Far Cry 5 it's "shit-your-pants-in-a-second" terrifying to imagine such monstrosity

    • @dermotmcdermott6890
      @dermotmcdermott6890 6 років тому +20

      For sure! That would definitely be terrifying and extremely dangerous to anyone without a high caliber gun. Any animal 6 foot tall with claws, teeth, or a beak is formidable.

    • @dawnbetancourt3852
      @dawnbetancourt3852 6 років тому +6

      You should see the waddle gobble from the borderlands 2 dlc

  • @zionhyomeify
    @zionhyomeify 8 років тому +265

    Probably my favorite Nostalgia Critic review, but you seem to be making the same mistakes a lot of people do.
    1. When Dr. Grant is talking about how "raptor" means "bird of prey" he was talking about how, even the people who discovered and named them saw the similarities.
    2. When he is asking what species of dinosaur he is holding, he knows what it is, you can tell by the look on his face. He's just hoping he's wrong, because he knows how dangerous they would be.
    The science, in the movie world, supports that.
    Though, even then, the science isn't correct, in the same way it is in the real world. Everyone knows that the dinosaurs they called Velociraptors are actually more similar to Deinonychus, and that T-Rex didn't have vision based on movement. What people don't seem to know is that Michael Crichton did know that. The T-Rex vision, in the book, was man-made, in an attempt to have some control if anything did happen. Hammond was much more of a dick in the book, but he did acknowledge that things COULD go wrong.

    • @IsabelOEM
      @IsabelOEM 7 років тому +40

      Agreed. Also, the Critic claimed the scene where Hammond refuses to kill the dinosaurs goes no where is also inaccurate -- it was there to establish that:
      1. Hammond was not as big of a dick as he was in the book, but he still was problematic
      2. Hammond STILL trying to maintain control over the situation desperately enough to keep his creations alive, the same creations killing people and endangering his grandchildren.
      It's not an "action" scene, but it's an important scene establishing Hammond's flawed character, and how his struggle for control caused more harm in the situation.

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 7 років тому +5

      I think he was just telling a joke when he said the raptors named themselves cause Grant keeps building up how great they are.

    • @dr.k8610
      @dr.k8610 7 років тому +2

      Yeah, Hammond was a jerk. The main difference was that he hates his grandkids, and then he dies from that, sooooo

    • @pingslover
      @pingslover 7 років тому +1

      Jurassic park is Awesome🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅💏💏💏

    • @papulrocks794
      @papulrocks794 7 років тому +4

      The science isn't wrong. He just made fun of things he has no idea. There are lots of ancient insects trapped in amber and containing dinosaur DNA, except that mere DNA strands can't help you recreate a species. Plus the DNA in the insect stomach is pretty much damage.

  • @Jwsponky
    @Jwsponky 6 років тому +209

    At the risk of nitpicking the master nitpicker, I would hazard a guess that it wasn't that Dr. Grant couldn't identify that the hatchling was a raptor, he was just going "Please tell me you weren't that stupid."

    • @judgecurran7289
      @judgecurran7289 2 роки тому +9

      Internal scream:Fuuuuuuuu

    • @Jwsponky
      @Jwsponky 2 роки тому +1

      @@judgecurran7289 ?

    • @CrimesForDimes
      @CrimesForDimes 2 роки тому +3

      @@Jwsponky He's probably commenting on what Doug would be thinking if he read your comment. Or I could just be wrong.

    • @Jwsponky
      @Jwsponky 2 роки тому +1

      @@CrimesForDimes Okay then... still not sure if it was supposed to be a positive or a negative though, but then again don't entirely care since the starting comment was old enough I kind of forgot I even made it.

    • @CrimesForDimes
      @CrimesForDimes 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jwsponky Yeah, it was 3 years ago. So it makes sense on why you forgot about it.

  • @tek512
    @tek512 8 років тому +2328

    Who else wants to laugh at the fact that the special effects in Jurassic Park are ten times better than the ones in Ghostbusters 2016?

    • @tek512
      @tek512 8 років тому +50

      the derpy doodleman
      ... Nope. I think Ghostbusters has actually set a new standard in suck.

    • @ThePandoraGuy
      @ThePandoraGuy 8 років тому +30

      Even Food Fight has better CGI effects than Ghostbusterettes.

    • @jackjansen4704
      @jackjansen4704 8 років тому +50

      +The Pandora Guy You took it too far man.

    • @ThePandoraGuy
      @ThePandoraGuy 8 років тому +2

      Turd Ferguson
      Well it was easy to go this far, wasn't it. Like reaching the center of the galaxy and find Sha Ka Ree.

    • @tek512
      @tek512 8 років тому +6

      Turd Ferguson
      ... He really didn't. Food Fight *does* have better effects.

  • @StormsandSaugeye
    @StormsandSaugeye 6 років тому +317

    For 1993 an interactive CD-rom in a car would have been holy shit tier huge.

    • @flucazade
      @flucazade 3 роки тому +9

      that was the true miracle of Jurassic Park.. feck the dinos

    • @zoa1-99.......
      @zoa1-99....... 2 роки тому +12

      Critic: Tell me it doesn't have X-Wing, tell me it doesn't have X-Wing. CD-ROM boots up. Critic : Ahhhh (faints).

    • @Angie2343
      @Angie2343 Рік тому +3

      Indeed! I grew up in the 1990s and that was a big deal back then.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 5 місяців тому +1

      Back in 1993, I didn’t even KNOW about CD-ROMs yet. The computers at my school used floppy disks and we didn’t have a computer at home.

  • @matthewsinclair4322
    @matthewsinclair4322 6 років тому +414

    Nostalgia Critic: It was awesome...but maybe not as awesome as I remember.
    Me: DESTROY HIM! He is impure!

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 5 років тому +40

      Me: BURN THE HERETIC!!

    • @indominusrex3494
      @indominusrex3494 5 років тому +35

      Kill the non-believer

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 5 років тому +26

      BURN IN HOLY FIRE!

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 роки тому +25

      He was so busy wondering whether or not he could critique this movie, he didn't stop to think if he should critique this movie.

    • @valoulegeekoff9636
      @valoulegeekoff9636 4 роки тому +23

      Shooooot him !!! Shooooot him !!!!

  • @zealotguy
    @zealotguy 3 роки тому +57

    Looking back on it, I think the spotlights were a clever way to hide the fact they filmed on a sound stage. The contrast of the light drowns out anything that would have been visible beyond them, like trees, or the stars we would have expected to see in the night sky; and done in such a way it doesn't brake immersion.

  • @ryanedwards7487
    @ryanedwards7487 8 років тому +542

    I don't really think you understand the significance of the "They DO move in herds." line. It would be like seeing and experiencing indisputable proof of string theory as a physicist. Something that you spent your entire life studying, disputing, and believing has been conclusively proven. Its affirmation of a closely-held belief.

    • @Rattysauce
      @Rattysauce 7 років тому +73

      At the time the book was written it was actually a new concept. Some paleontologists were still quarreling over it as well.

    • @Reubentheimitator6572
      @Reubentheimitator6572 7 років тому +7

      Dyllyo Hmm. Well if he gets it, then he's being mean.

    • @Cynthionic
      @Cynthionic 6 років тому +13

      +Ly:bInhn DhInhm:Ateidr he's always being mean to make the review more entertaining

    • @bornbuttery7593
      @bornbuttery7593 5 років тому +21

      It would be like a Christian seeing Jesus and going, " he's walking on water, he does walk on water".

    • @rev0568
      @rev0568 4 роки тому +7

      @@Reubentheimitator6572 First of all, boo fuckin hoo, he's being mean.
      Second, he gives this treatment to all movies, including the ones he really likes because the whole character of Nostalgia Critic is being silly and giving criticism, not as much praise, unless the moment is overwhelmingly amazing.

  • @AkuTenshiiZero
    @AkuTenshiiZero 8 років тому +310

    I gotta be honest...That fucking final T-Rex roar is god damn etched into my soul. I don't think any single moment from any film before or since has even come close to matching the sheer spine-crushing awesomeness of that shot.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 7 років тому +3

      AkuTenshiiZero the Godzilla twenty fourteen movie roar came close for me

    • @ThePrimalEarth
      @ThePrimalEarth 7 років тому

      jurassic world did. no where close but closer than anybody else

    • @ThePrimalEarth
      @ThePrimalEarth 7 років тому

      jurassic world did. no where close but closer than anybody else

    • @dardo1201
      @dardo1201 7 років тому

      Yeah, but that's because they used the same T-Rex to play the role.

    • @juliebradwell7435
      @juliebradwell7435 7 років тому +1

      How about the atomic kiss of death followed by epic dubstep roar and muto head mic drop

  • @ibnmianal-buna3176
    @ibnmianal-buna3176 7 років тому +363

    What’s Jeff Goldblums favourite food?
    Chicken Ques-uh-dill-uh

  • @mrdufresne05
    @mrdufresne05 6 років тому +148

    "I'M A MOTHERFUCKING T-REX!"

    • @nicktechnubyte1184
      @nicktechnubyte1184 5 років тому +3

      I would kill so many people to make this song real!

    • @jakefisher3328
      @jakefisher3328 11 місяців тому +1

      His bit about the theme song/score should be used here. 😄

  • @Reubentheimitator6572
    @Reubentheimitator6572 7 років тому +412

    "They're moving in herds... They do move in herds..." That line is not random. That line is actually very important for amateur paleontologists such as myself.

    • @batboy5023
      @batboy5023 7 років тому +16

      good luck finding dinosaurs

    • @tarantinoburrows1406
      @tarantinoburrows1406 7 років тому +21

      Charlie The Velociraptor To be fare the creatures in these films aren't exactly dinosaurs, they're clones meant to replicate dinosaurs but yeah ... i'd say the raptors in here aren't Velociraptors but more like an Utahraptor or Deinonychus

    • @moonymonster
      @moonymonster 7 років тому +12

      Eijiro Kirishima Utahraptor is a thing? Jealous! Can we have a Calforsaurus Rex?

    • @redhood2394
      @redhood2394 6 років тому +4

      Eijiro Kirishima in Jurassic World it is explained that none of the animals are exactly natural or reflect their real life counter parts. If you count JP : The Game as cannon, it is explained that the reason why Wu was made Chief Geneticist was because of his solution of using frog DNA to fill out the genetic code, while Dr. Sorkin wanted to the genetic code to be as pure as possible (which would’ve taken time that InGen didn’t wanted to spend)

    • @kristalball527
      @kristalball527 6 років тому +5

      Paleo Gaming They weren't lying, that's just what people thought they looked like back in the old days. They do look like other different types of raptors though.

  • @aidanrfleming
    @aidanrfleming 6 років тому +483

    A raptor got locked in the freezer, like forever.....

    • @AshRain-nu3vz
      @AshRain-nu3vz 6 років тому +46

      AidanIsAwesome she probably died from the cold in a couple hours, maybe less...lot darker the more you think of it.

    • @laughinsohard7888
      @laughinsohard7888 6 років тому +38

      Yeah, I was always thought "Wait, you just left a Velociraptor in a freezer... I kinda feel bad for it now..."

    • @michellewarns2778
      @michellewarns2778 6 років тому +33

      I guess it had to deal with the Ice Age a little early.

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 6 років тому +29

      He was Frozen today? 😳🤔

    • @plattytheperrypus5701
      @plattytheperrypus5701 5 років тому +3

      F

  • @LeoKlee
    @LeoKlee 5 років тому +117

    7:23 "Good luck getting this neat song out of your heaaaad. It will be in your brain for weeks or till your deaaaad.." I spit out my coke!

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 4 роки тому +4

      It'll likely be to death

    • @marihdimitri7219
      @marihdimitri7219 4 роки тому +3

      @Unpopular Opinions John Williams composed the Star Wars Soundtrack and he is also the Composer of the Jurassic Park Soundtrack

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 роки тому

      @Unpopular Opinions However, Imperial March is more iconic than both

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 4 роки тому

      For me it’s gonna be the latter
      Unless we find a way to become biologically immortal in my life time (which actually could be possible)

  • @edgarbanuelos6472
    @edgarbanuelos6472 6 років тому +237

    Every terrible flick would be a thousand times better if it had Jeff Goldblum in the background commenting on everything that's happening

    • @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
      @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 4 роки тому +10

      Like seriously, is Doug the only person who doesn't like Jeff Goldblum?

    • @MrMethekill
      @MrMethekill 4 роки тому +18

      @@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 Imagine movie rereleases with the Jeff Goldblum audio track. "Now that's a dead - um- Death Star if I ever saw one" "One moment ago - um - I was talking to that Frodo -hum- hobbit and the next moment he's - um - gone".

    • @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
      @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 4 роки тому +7

      @@MrMethekill I'd watch that, lol.

    • @coobk
      @coobk 4 роки тому +6

      jeff goldblum as Speedwagon in a jojo film?

    • @wesleyoldham4222
      @wesleyoldham4222 3 роки тому +9

      @@MrMethekill "Now, um, Thanos needs to sacrifice, um, something important to him. Because the Soul Stone is, um, it's different from the other, um, stones."

  • @krazykatedraws1145
    @krazykatedraws1145 7 років тому +363

    "They eat their own shit.......they do eat their own shit..." Critic, you never cease to amuse me.

    • @joeilya
      @joeilya 7 років тому +5

      Gaben is a brony, look it up.

    • @TheGoodCrusader
      @TheGoodCrusader 7 років тому +1

      joe -ilya do sword swallowing but with a chanesaw

    • @joeilya
      @joeilya 7 років тому +3

      Really though.

    • @railwayhobo872
      @railwayhobo872 6 років тому +1

      GabeN The Great this is a Christian server so no swearing

    • @thebaronanative8289
      @thebaronanative8289 6 років тому

      GabeN The Great oh shut up and get a life other than hating what another person likes.

  • @simbasorariku3
    @simbasorariku3 7 років тому +456

    I think the real moral is: DON'T CLONE DINOSAURS THAT COULD EASILY EAT YOU!!!

    • @ikitclaw2669
      @ikitclaw2669 6 років тому +21

      I think the moral is and this is for all Jurassic park/world don't give the random security guards electric sticks to deal with dinosaurs as this it what I think happened "hang on we need people to guards to stop the dinosaurs escape how do save money I know give them sticks electric sticks"

    • @plattytheperrypus5701
      @plattytheperrypus5701 5 років тому +7

      Yeah, just clone herbivores, then we wpnt DIE

    • @monhunterz5430
      @monhunterz5430 5 років тому +17

      @@plattytheperrypus5701 You really underestimate the killing power of herbivores, just because it won't eat you doesn't mean it won't KILL you

    • @CyberKnightMiky
      @CyberKnightMiky 5 років тому +14

      No, the moral is that people's arrogance and the lack of change to take responsibility. I would recommend you to read the original novel of Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton.
      And trust me, it's more darker than the films.

    • @CyberKnightMiky
      @CyberKnightMiky 5 років тому +6

      And the thing about cloning Dinosaurs, yes there is Dinosaurs who are carnivores. But those in the film are just hybrids of the real life counterpart, which are fuced with Frog DNA to avoid reproducing which is why all the creatures were females. But some frogs are capable to change sex from female to male. And that's because the Jurassic Park's workers and scientist were thintelligent (At least the book got me the info).

  • @thedraconianviking1185
    @thedraconianviking1185 7 років тому +447

    Don't forget
    "Wooo-Wooooooo, Woo-Wooo"
    Nice.

  • @takeshikujo2909
    @takeshikujo2909 5 років тому +371

    4:24 Random Boy: "That doesn't look very scary. More like a six foot turkey."
    Ironically raptors were the size of turkeys.
    The More You Know. 🌈

    • @megalodon4586
      @megalodon4586 5 років тому +16

      True, thats a "Velociraptor" and I have no idea why they took those. :D If they wanted a raptor that size so bad, they could've chosen Austroraptors, Deinonychus or maaayyybe some very young or small Utah raptors. But I guess Spielberg didn't expect people to look that up :D

    • @takeshikujo2909
      @takeshikujo2909 5 років тому +25

      @@megalodon4586 I think it was more that he thought Velociraptor just sounded cooler. Which it totally does.
      …. Velociraptor... Yeah~. Now that's what a good word said feels like.

    • @Zerozerozero-m9l
      @Zerozerozero-m9l 5 років тому +9

      @@megalodon4586 They had palaeontologist Jack Horner on set, to guide them regarding dino facts and what not, to at least try to get the science somewhat right.
      The raptors in the movies, were purely made up to make a terrifying villain.
      It's a movie first, a documentary on dinosaurs second.

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 5 років тому +2

      A utahraptor is that size, a real velociraptor is closer to the size of a dog

    • @serendipitousdestruction5266
      @serendipitousdestruction5266 5 років тому +6

      Dr. Wu in Jurassic World stated that the Dino’s were modified to be better attractions for public. He also helped make the raptors in this movie, so it’s safe to say that the size was changed to make the ride more interesting.

  • @kenzotoda5278
    @kenzotoda5278 7 років тому +496

    What's Jeff Goldblum's favorite snacks?
    Uh-reos

  • @killer1381982
    @killer1381982 6 років тому +439

    I remember when I saw the original in the cinema back when it came out first the scene where the T-Rex eats that dude on the toilet the whole place stood up and applauded.

    • @victorfrankenstein4409
      @victorfrankenstein4409 6 років тому +33

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @LightsolP
      @LightsolP 6 років тому +36

      No one likes slimy, short-sighted lawyers.

    • @michellewarns2778
      @michellewarns2778 6 років тому +6

      Lol! XD

    • @runningwithscissors989
      @runningwithscissors989 5 років тому +10

      I wanna put r/whoosh just for the everybody applauded

    • @Kimmy0721
      @Kimmy0721 5 років тому +11

      @@runningwithscissors989 you mean r/thathappened?

  • @abeman545
    @abeman545 7 років тому +526

    Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure.

  • @TheRealSephiroth
    @TheRealSephiroth 4 роки тому +121

    When grant asked about the velociraptor i think he knew but he was hoping he was wrong cuz he knew then he was in for a nightmare if something went wrong.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 4 роки тому +5

      definitely, T-Rex is of course the big bad but there's an easy way around their vision issue, Raptors dont have no weaknesses, are adaptive and intelligent, and most of all they're Pack Hunters.

    • @TheRealSephiroth
      @TheRealSephiroth 4 роки тому +3

      @@UltimateGamerCC yeah too bad half the info in this movie is wrong, raptors as they call em in the movie were actually dumb and the t rex had the vision equivalent to that of a hawk. Depending on which scientists you ask.

    • @islasornacommunications9179
      @islasornacommunications9179 4 роки тому +1

      Nostalgia Critic says that he can’t look at a raptor and see that is one JUST BECAUSE YOU HOLD A 65 MILLION YEARS DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD LOOK AT IT AND SHOULD RECONIZE IT JEEZ nostalgia critic you suck

    • @islasornacommunications9179
      @islasornacommunications9179 3 роки тому

      @Sky Gardener true I guess it could be an educated guess but the same can go for the raptor good point

    • @islasornacommunications9179
      @islasornacommunications9179 3 роки тому

      @@TheRealSephiroth Have you read the novel. One of the quotes at the beginning says you can not recall a new form of life

  • @MidnightSonnet
    @MidnightSonnet 7 років тому +167

    I liked Jeff's performance in this movie for the most part. Mainly because of the points his character was making during the dinner they didn't eat. JP came out when I was in middle school and even then I knew how correct Jeff's character was about how idiotic and dangerous Grant's idea truly was.
    But, yeah, the suspense, graphics, and MF T-Rex were the highlights of the film. It's a classic that will never fade. It will always be good. :)

    • @JohnZ117
      @JohnZ117 7 років тому +14

      Grant was the paleontologist, Hammond is who you're thinking of.

    • @victorfrankenstein4409
      @victorfrankenstein4409 6 років тому

      Sooooooooo........you're basically saying you're a bony in his or her, what? Early 40's?

    • @MidnightSonnet
      @MidnightSonnet 6 років тому +4

      Victor: Close enough. I'm a 36 year old female. And I like cartoons, like most adults. Absolutely nothing noteworthy really. Not sure why you felt like you had to state the obvious.

    • @LightsolP
      @LightsolP 6 років тому +3

      It's a truth about the human race that tends to be repeatedly proven in real life; sometimes we're so obsessed with making something work or proving some great theory that we don't stop to consider the consequences of said actions. Like the carbon revolution; it seemed great in the mid 19th century, but now it's destroying the planet.

    • @christopherlowery3797
      @christopherlowery3797 5 років тому +1

      Victor Frankenstein they were basically saying why they enjoyed the film, but your takeaway is that they’re old? What a fucking tool you are.

  • @thedirtytoaster
    @thedirtytoaster 7 років тому +191

    "MY OVARIES ARE CHAINSAWS!"and "MY VAGINA EATS SHARKS!" are my favorite

    • @ChuckyCheeses
      @ChuckyCheeses 7 років тому +5

      A... Aurora Borealis! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

    • @AJ-cq5pw
      @AJ-cq5pw 6 років тому +6

      "HERE'S A FREE POSTER BITCH" I literally laughed out loud

    • @tonysnyder2216
      @tonysnyder2216 6 років тому +8

      "I AM OLDER THAN JESUS" got me rofl

    • @coreybartholomew5439
      @coreybartholomew5439 6 років тому

      CHUCK NORRIS IS MY BUTT PLUG. that Is all.

    • @lunestiacrescent827
      @lunestiacrescent827 6 років тому +2

      My favorite has to be "Tanks are my Crunchberries" I need that over a T-Rex silhouette on a shirt!

  • @rosehearttoxic1691
    @rosehearttoxic1691 6 років тому +95

    My favorite subtitle for the T-Rex is my vagina eats sharks

    • @hermanmelvelleiii2212
      @hermanmelvelleiii2212 5 років тому +4

      15:53 should've read "I use Ron Burgundy to unclog my intestines". If you don't get the reference, watch Land of the Lost....

    • @Whatsdogpee
      @Whatsdogpee 5 років тому +1

      Sparkle! Sparkle! Sparkle!

    • @HAL-st4ll
      @HAL-st4ll 9 місяців тому

      I bleed nightmares! Is better

  • @bittriptovar7399
    @bittriptovar7399 4 роки тому +164

    “On 48 hours I’ll be accepting your apology”
    *Cuts to the lawyer getting eaten alive*
    “I APOLOGIZE AAAAHHH!!”

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 роки тому +4

      "I'm sorry I accidentally fed one of your expensive zoo animals! You must have them on a strict diet to get them SO FUCKING BIG!"

    • @jamesfracasse8178
      @jamesfracasse8178 3 роки тому

      @@TGwA1993 Famous last words with dire conqunces

  • @omorfia1358
    @omorfia1358 8 років тому +448

    I prefer Muldoon in the book. He not only lived, but he got drunk and shot a rocket at a T-rex!

    • @zomg1337h4x
      @zomg1337h4x 8 років тому +69

      Muldoon drunk and yelling at raptors is the best part of the book.

    • @shandilworth2823
      @shandilworth2823 8 років тому +8

      Wait Jurassic Park was based off of book?!

    • @evanarnold1949
      @evanarnold1949 8 років тому +23

      no shit

    • @omorfia1358
      @omorfia1358 8 років тому +5

      naruto Don't sass me, naruto.
      Also hey, you should make your likes private. I can see you liked your slideshow of Naruto and Metallica, Master of Puppets.

    • @evanarnold1949
      @evanarnold1949 8 років тому +2

      Nicholas Clark i wasn't sassing you i was sassing shan

  • @Darkdaej
    @Darkdaej 5 років тому +106

    "I spared no expense"
    Funny, given that in the book, Nedry decides to try and sell embryos because...he had been underpaid and overworked...While it's not clear in the movie, they did go with this angle when Nedry explains all the debugging he has to do. The book does cover his motives much better and you kinda sympathize for him...even though he is a self-serving asshole, you know where he's coming from. Here, you can explain it away by saying John Hammond hired Newman. Of course it was going to blow up in his face!

    • @Sunder2113
      @Sunder2113 4 роки тому +4

      the book and the movie are such an interesting combo. they're so different yet similar that they build on each other in an interesting way. though I saw the movie first I LOVE both and like comparing the two for exactly these kinds of details. So amazing, they spared no expense.

    • @rev0568
      @rev0568 4 роки тому +3

      Tbh, I think that's one of the huge weaknesses of the Jurassic park sequels, or at least The Lost World. And that is the books. The Lost World book is pretty great, and builds upon Biosin, which was initially introduced in Jurassic Park. However in the movie, they are completely absent, and instead of Biosin trying to steal eggs for their own dinosaurs and parks, its InGen taking their own dinosaurs to make a new park. Its eh.

    • @invock
      @invock 4 роки тому +5

      Book Hammond is an asshole, plain and simple.

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 4 роки тому +4

      Newman!

    • @thermonuclearcollider4418
      @thermonuclearcollider4418 4 роки тому +3

      Actually, it's pretty clear in the movie too: when Nedry is talking to Dodgson at the restaurant, the waiter brings him the bill. Nedry has Dodgson paying for it by saying "Don't be cheap on me. That was Hammond's mistake". And later he's seen arguing with Hammond because he's not paid enough for all the work he has to do. In the novel they make it clear that InGen kind of screwed him over the deal for creating the computer network, forcing him to do extra work for no compensation, but in the movie Hammond is not portrayed as the ruthless and greedy businessman he is in the book.

  • @Ludonym
    @Ludonym 8 років тому +262

    9:35 Finding mosquitoes with dinosaur blood preserved in amber really does happen, and we would "theoretically" be able to clone dinosaurs if not for three things, 1.We don't have a dinosaur egg that is fertile, although this is the easiest to work around, 2. We don't know how many chromosomes dinosaurs had, so it would be nigh impossible to get the DNA correct, and 3. The DNA found in preserved mosquitoes is usually incomplete because red blood cells don't have DNA so it must be found in white blood cells and so the DNA is usually incomplete.

    • @nonomen6665
      @nonomen6665 8 років тому +11

      And you'll probably find other species DNA in there (Such as mosquito DNA)

    • @Waffletimewarp
      @Waffletimewarp 8 років тому +34

      Also for the fact that DNA only has a half life of a couple thousand years.

    • @whenthemusicsover6028
      @whenthemusicsover6028 8 років тому +9

      NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!

    • @Ludonym
      @Ludonym 8 років тому +31

      Chozo Hunter I do appreciate your well thought out and border-line philosophical response, I will take your feedback in for consideration next time.

    • @whenthemusicsover6028
      @whenthemusicsover6028 8 років тому +4

      vincent migliore Relax, I was only joking. :)

  • @Jjk58174
    @Jjk58174 5 років тому +63

    I love how most of the dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous period yet it is called Jurassic Park. Also, the Velociraptors are actually closer in size Deinonychus or Utahraptors. Still, it is one of the best dinosaur movies ever made.

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 4 роки тому +10

      Well let’s face it calling a theme park Cretaceous Alan’s isn’t as catchy or easily mass marketable as Jurassic Park

    • @zacheryschmidt2611
      @zacheryschmidt2611 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you. I was looking for a comment like this

    • @thermonuclearcollider4418
      @thermonuclearcollider4418 2 роки тому +3

      You're right. As for the raptor's size, in the book Crichton (erroneously) says that the Deinonychus is just another Velociraptor species to justify the animals being that big. The issue was brought up again when the movie was about to enter production, but around that same time the first Utahraptor was discovered, so the filmmakers decided that, whatever, Velociraptors could be bigger than a modern turkey.

    • @Zerozerozero-m9l
      @Zerozerozero-m9l Рік тому +3

      I like to believe it's a clever nod to the fact that Hammond & Co don't really know what they're doing. All the comments about "Cretaceous Park wouldn't be as catchy" is nonsense. We would be saying the same vice versa about Jurrasic if they went that way.

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos 6 років тому +84

    "Wayne Knight, before his heart decided he wanted to live." XD

    • @gabe_s_videos
      @gabe_s_videos 4 роки тому +3

      @@TGwA1993 I remember. He talked about it in a BTS feature on Seinfeld about being dangerous close to having type 2 diabetes and morbid obesity halfway through the show and had to drastically improve his diet. If I remember, he even got lap band surgery to help with it.

  • @tylerskiss
    @tylerskiss 7 років тому +134

    Does anybody else see the irony in NC calling Jeff Goldblum out for hamming it up and exaggerating his quirkiness and pretty much playing that same character for years? No? You don't see anything wrong here? 14:58?

    • @clintonwilcox4690
      @clintonwilcox4690 6 років тому +45

      The difference is that Nostaligia Critic has been the same character for years. Jeff Goldblum plays different characters in his movies and plays them all exactly the same.

    • @Humble197
      @Humble197 6 років тому +13

      @@clintonwilcox4690 but it's also what people want to see from him

    • @markbergin8821
      @markbergin8821 6 років тому +25

      @@Humble197 agreed, you don't bring in goldblum for a gritty no nonsense thriller, you're hiring him for his style, idk if it's even acting, he's just eccentric and it works for very specific characters.
      I'd rather that type of actor exist over the alternative of someone else not capturing that same charm.

  • @professormultipurpose5244
    @professormultipurpose5244 8 років тому +182

    OMG THOSE VALLEY GIRL RAPTORS, I CAN'T

    • @GabbaBabbaA
      @GabbaBabbaA 7 років тому +4

      Professor Multipurpose if only they talked drunk

  • @ImInLoveWithBulla
    @ImInLoveWithBulla 4 роки тому +43

    The T-Rex roar is a close second to Godzilla’s roar in the annals of all time legendary movie sound effects. And considering nothing beats Godzilla, that’s the highest praise I can possibly give it.

    • @zacheryschmidt2611
      @zacheryschmidt2611 3 роки тому

      Just curious: which Godzilla?

    • @ImInLoveWithBulla
      @ImInLoveWithBulla 3 роки тому

      @@zacheryschmidt2611 I’ll go with the OG 1953 G-man, since he was the first to debut the skreeee-onk and they’ve been wise enough not to mess around with it too much since then. Although the 1960s were the high point of the skreeee-onk.

    • @zacheryschmidt2611
      @zacheryschmidt2611 3 роки тому +2

      @@ImInLoveWithBulla interesting. First it made me laugh when you described the “Skree-onk”. Second I would have gone with the Monsterverse Gman, his roar sends chills down my spine every time I heard it.

  • @dragonheart8706
    @dragonheart8706 5 років тому +45

    "Why did nobody tell me it wasn't just a stroll down the road?"
    "Hey, did you hear about Andrea's spontaneous change of sex?"
    "Yeah, that was weird!"
    🤣😂😆

  • @Dakuu75
    @Dakuu75 6 років тому +64

    Those roar translations "My ovaries are chainsaws!" LMFAO, that was a good one. XD 15:04

    •  3 роки тому

      «My Vagina Eats Sharks» the most awesome description of this dinosaur xD

    • @AlexCooper-cr6pz
      @AlexCooper-cr6pz 3 роки тому +1

      I am the motherfucking T-Rex.

  • @totaldramarebooted
    @totaldramarebooted 7 років тому +153

    i have always loved jeff goldblum's performance in jurassic park.

    • @dasirrlicht5415
      @dasirrlicht5415 7 років тому +5

      It was the film that ruined him, but it was worth it.

    • @alexpower109
      @alexpower109 6 років тому +1

      Ha, good one

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 6 років тому +5

      I saw the film for the first time last night, and he was undoubtedly my favorite part.
      Well, him and the motherfuckin' T-Rex.

    • @nathanslay6342
      @nathanslay6342 3 роки тому

      I agree!

  • @Shimazaki00
    @Shimazaki00 6 років тому +96

    That moment you realize J.J Abrams is just imitating spillberg with his light fetish!

  • @NoTodoEsArte1
    @NoTodoEsArte1 8 років тому +790

    Oh oh... Oh oh oh... I think I'm in love with Jeff Goldblum oh... oh oh

    • @idabomb2699
      @idabomb2699 8 років тому +39

      That's that's chaos theory

    • @natedogfisher9408
      @natedogfisher9408 8 років тому +13

      sar-ah

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 8 років тому +21

      It's called Uh.

    • @keiganm1287
      @keiganm1287 8 років тому +19

      oh oh... oh oh oh... i uh think uh im in love uh uh with jeff uh goldblumuh oh... oh oh* thats how you say it

    • @RailwayvideosbyMrN
      @RailwayvideosbyMrN 8 років тому +1

      uh I think you uh might be uh

  • @IsaacV24
    @IsaacV24 7 років тому +106

    Jurassic Park is one of those movies that has some problems in story and characters but so much good and fun in it that it doesn't matter.

    • @jayisgreg1787
      @jayisgreg1787 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @mllscreen8894
      @mllscreen8894 5 років тому

      No

    • @jayisgreg1787
      @jayisgreg1787 5 років тому

      @@mllscreen8894 Yes

    • @mllscreen8894
      @mllscreen8894 5 років тому

      Greg dude, I'm not saying it's not a good movie. The Jurassic Franchise is my favorite by far and the one that I grew up with. Jurassic Park is one of those movies that it gets so successful and it's so good that you can hardly find someone who doesn't like it. What I'm saying with No is that it doesn't have problems in its characters, they are all set to play a very important role in the movie and all of them are lovely
      But the problem comes with the generic public, unlike me or any other Jurassic Fan out there the majority of the people doesn't understand the true meaning of the Franchise
      The majority (at least by my experience) say that they like it because it's entertaining like a monster movie
      Which is not

    • @jayisgreg1787
      @jayisgreg1787 5 років тому

      @@mllscreen8894 I was just joking. I agree with you.

  • @fireball1249
    @fireball1249 8 років тому +964

    Who's here for the motherFUCKING T-REX

  • @kilifischkopp1442
    @kilifischkopp1442 6 років тому +28

    When I watched Jurassica Park after 12 years, I predicted I would be disillusioned. But I found this is one of the movies that maintained its amazingness over the decades to a miraculous degree :) Jurassic Park is pure, wonderful atmosphere of adventure. It triggers all the feels that make being a kid so great.

  • @bn5906
    @bn5906 8 років тому +219

    "Deus Rex Machina" - epic

    • @tribunalcustodian3989
      @tribunalcustodian3989 8 років тому +19

      Dues em er ah uh Rex Machina

    • @marshallperry2446
      @marshallperry2446 8 років тому +3

      God dinosaur machine? Awesome!

    • @michaeljeacock
      @michaeljeacock 8 років тому +2

      god king machine. but still awesome.

    • @JiJ1511
      @JiJ1511 8 років тому +13

      SPARKLE! SPARKLE! SPARKLE!

    • @kiddo6393
      @kiddo6393 7 років тому +6

      michael jeacock "god king machine".pretty much describes a T-Rex.

  • @DirtPoorWargamer
    @DirtPoorWargamer 8 років тому +460

    I always thought Alan COULD identify the baby raptor, he was just praying he was wrong.

    • @jiimmyyy
      @jiimmyyy 8 років тому +97

      You're right. He doesn't exactly look delightful and awestruck when he asks the question. He looks concerned.

    • @Kenthis15
      @Kenthis15 8 років тому +17

      Exactly my thought.

    • @mjso
      @mjso 8 років тому +47

      yea it's clear he knew but didn't want it to be true

    • @randomguyontheinternet8345
      @randomguyontheinternet8345 8 років тому +49

      Right that's why he has a slight moment of hesitation. He seems in shock wen asking the question. So he obviously knew the answer.

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 7 років тому +39

      Exactly. He was asking not in the dumb blonde way, "Like, ya know, what's this?" But rather in the horrified subtle understated, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" insinuation. Feh, I'll bet if the character had looked at it and said, "I see you're breeding raptors, this is a bad idea." NC would have complained it lacked subtlety and tension and there's no way he could know exactly what a raptor baby looked like cuz no one has ever seen a baby one intact enough or with skin and flesh!
      BAD NC!! BAD!! No cookie! ;]
      Haters gonna ha- (is killed by his internal self who really despises that particular phrase as it's most often employed by the cerebrally-challenged when they have no valid rebuttal.)

  • @texas1872
    @texas1872 7 років тому +128

    Mother fuckin T-Rex!!!!! LMAO!!!

    • @ansafleming5954
      @ansafleming5954 6 років тому +7

      I want it as my ringtone LOL

    • @chinchilla_fandoms9500
      @chinchilla_fandoms9500 5 років тому +5

      🎶Good luck getting this theme song out of your head!!
      It will be in your brain for weeks or til your dead!!🎶

    • @elwoodjones3434
      @elwoodjones3434 5 років тому +4

      I AM AWESOME...i AM OLDER THAN JESUS... CHUCK NORRIS IS MY BUTT PLUG... Although let's face it NOSTALGIA CRITIC is dead for that last comment. Cause of Death Disemboweled by Chuck Norris

  • @jasonvoorheesthethird
    @jasonvoorheesthethird 5 років тому +69

    Its incredible how this movie still holds up today in 2019!

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 4 роки тому

      Not really, given the lack of feathers on the dinosaurs that were technically prehistoric birds, which is something we know now but didn't know back when this movie was made. But compared to the new Jurassic Park movies? Well, in that case, I'll agree.

    • @07foxmulder
      @07foxmulder 3 роки тому +2

      @@dogman9291 It still holds up, regardless of the scientific “accuracy”.

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 3 роки тому +1

      @@07foxmulder Yeah, the first one is a good movie that still holds up to this day in terms of writing and special effects. And hey, at least it had an excuse to not have feathered dinosaurs due to when it was made, unlike the newer movies.

    • @louwinters508
      @louwinters508 3 роки тому

      Well I think back then people were talking about this could be a possibility. But then they found out that the DNA from back then is so badly damaged that it cannot be used. They are still talking about making mammoths though. 🦣

  • @cyldavor991
    @cyldavor991 6 років тому +120

    Seriously the nostalgia critic needs to actually see some help for that t - Rex fetish

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 5 років тому +23

      Why? That`s a good fetish...

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 4 роки тому +8

      Eh there's worse

    • @1987Matilde
      @1987Matilde 4 роки тому +5

      I have that fetish too. Rexie is so damn cool

    • @abigaildavis6756
      @abigaildavis6756 4 роки тому +3

      @@1987Matilde her names is Roberta canonically

    • @at-rexontheinternet1388
      @at-rexontheinternet1388 4 роки тому +3

      If he truly had a fetish he would know that reptile vaginas are called cloacas >:(

  • @joshuastrittmatter4188
    @joshuastrittmatter4188 7 років тому +46

    "I SHIT ZOMBIES!" How did the apocalypse begin in The Walking Dead? Now we know!

  • @mathewhaight
    @mathewhaight 8 років тому +355

    Cloning is not illegal. Human Cloning is illegal.

    • @noraarcadia635
      @noraarcadia635 8 років тому +34

      Cloning whole humans is illegal. We clone skin and organs.

    • @mathewhaight
      @mathewhaight 8 років тому +2

      utopianking Never said different.

    • @steveeaton7038
      @steveeaton7038 8 років тому +11

      What if I were to clone all the parts separately and then attach them later?

    • @mathewhaight
      @mathewhaight 8 років тому +47

      Steve Eaton Well then you would have dead body, you monster.

    • @steveeaton7038
      @steveeaton7038 8 років тому +11

      But it's my dead body. I made it, so it's mine to do with as I wish, like a Russian mail order bride or a sweatshop kid that I adopt

  • @randomguy2518
    @randomguy2518 5 років тому +27

    A Samuel L Jackson appearance with out a "motherfucker" is always weird

  • @3386-b8h
    @3386-b8h 8 років тому +349

    "I am older than jesus!" hilarious. amazing review man!

    • @rattaker2670
      @rattaker2670 8 років тому +36

      I lost it at "My vagina eats sharks!"

    • @bentcn8511
      @bentcn8511 8 років тому +20

      "Here's a free poster bitches!"

    • @thischannelisnowdefunct
      @thischannelisnowdefunct 8 років тому +1

      A t-rex's vagina must be huge!

    • @rubix2980
      @rubix2980 8 років тому +9

      i shit zombies !

    • @palletbitch
      @palletbitch 8 років тому +18

      chuck norris is my butt plug lol had me rolling and young ferris beuler

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 7 років тому +403

    The Lycene deficiency was a huge plot point in the book

    • @Cocopuffstuff
      @Cocopuffstuff 7 років тому +4

      How? I only recall it being brought up like 2 times in the book.

    • @Spiran_SphereHunter
      @Spiran_SphereHunter 7 років тому +30

      I never got peoples issue with this, seriously its not a killswitch, a lysine deficiency would kill them, eventually, its an amino-acid, no creature produces it naturally but yes without it after months and months with looking slightly sickly a few may die from kidney failure -maybe, in truth they would probably live years and certainly long enough to reach the mainland and find it naturally

    • @Cocopuffstuff
      @Cocopuffstuff 7 років тому +36

      GullwingYunie I think they say that they die within either 12 or 24 hours without lysine supplements. In the novel though some dinosaurs do escape and you find out at the end that they're eating foods rich in lysine to stay alive.

    • @TheBelieveit1
      @TheBelieveit1 7 років тому +34

      Unfortunately, the movie almost never touches on it compared to the book and thus it's a plot hole.
      As we learned with CinemaSins, the books don't matter. When it comes to a film adaptation, while you could argue they are more for fans of the source material, the vast majority of people tend to be introduced to something via film, and thus have to treat it as a blank slate. If the movie doesn't explain something that the book did which could fill up a plot hole or two, that's still a strike against the film.
      The film hinted at the dinosaurs adapting to be able to breed, having some turn from female to male, but the lycene was not really touched on in the film and thus it can be excused to most viewers that there would be little reason to expect them to not live on, while in the books (and it's touched on in passing in the 2nd film) it's explained why they'd die on Site A but survive on B.

    • @lektraburux
      @lektraburux 7 років тому +4

      Lysine

  • @LiveNiceness14
    @LiveNiceness14 7 років тому +60

    Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark...all the dinosaurs are running wild.

    • @ThatMadHatter
      @ThatMadHatter 7 років тому +6

      Someone let t rex out his pen!

    • @sdmagician76
      @sdmagician76 7 років тому +5

      I'm afraid those things will harm me, cause they sure don't act like Barney.

    • @ThatMadHatter
      @ThatMadHatter 7 років тому +3

      And they think that im there dinner not there friend oh nooooo

    • @zorro456
      @zorro456 5 років тому

      Be Frightened of The Weird Al's

    • @MissYamIherexxx
      @MissYamIherexxx 5 років тому

      Who let the Rex out? Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!

  • @assassinmaster3419
    @assassinmaster3419 4 роки тому +23

    I always took the whole "what dinosaur is this?" scene is that there are multiple different dinos in the raptor family. Much like the Deino (I don't remember the whole name). He was simply trying to narrow down exactly what the dinosaur it was. I'm pretty sure everyone knows about the whole Trex on the fritz during the rain, but that just makes the scene scarier and better

    • @JordanWeberMusic
      @JordanWeberMusic 4 роки тому +5

      I always saw it as he knew exactly what kind of dinosaur he was holding, but was making the geneticist say it out loud to see if he would realize how careless and stupid it was to be bringing such a dangerous species back into the world.

  • @nemotyrannus2
    @nemotyrannus2 6 років тому +34

    16:22 i love how that T.rex roar just annihilated Grant's burst of bravery
    -hey !
    -ROAR !!!
    -...hum...

  • @sonicfreak04
    @sonicfreak04 6 років тому +95

    So jeff goldblum was the johnny depp of the 90s?

    • @editating_2614
      @editating_2614 5 років тому +15

      No, Johnny Depp was

    • @mullaoslo
      @mullaoslo 5 років тому +22

      Johnny depp was the Johnny depp of the 90s

    • @kenhammscousin4716
      @kenhammscousin4716 4 роки тому +1

      Johnny depp 90s blah blah

    • @maxcorben5274
      @maxcorben5274 3 роки тому +1

      No Johnny Depp was the Johnny Depp of the 90s

    • @07foxmulder
      @07foxmulder 3 роки тому +1

      Nah. Johnny Depp was Johnny Depp in the 90s. Then, you know, Burton happened and slowly started to turn him into a “look at me, I’m weird” type character. My god, Tim Burton post-2000 is total trash.

  • @captaincokecan
    @captaincokecan 8 років тому +308

    Jeff Goldblum is a gift from god

  • @KATTALNUVA3
    @KATTALNUVA3 5 років тому +15

    You forgot to mention that whoever labeled those frozen embryos obviously doesn't know how to spell Tyrannosaurus or Stegosaurus.
    Hammond: Spared no expense.

  • @scotch1993
    @scotch1993 5 років тому +43

    Movie takes place literally thousands of miles from Hawaii...

  • @randomguy2518
    @randomguy2518 5 років тому +83

    Love the T-rex subtitles...... CHUCK NORISS IS MY BUTTPLUG!!!

    • @legrandmechantloup7983
      @legrandmechantloup7983 4 роки тому +7

      "I'm older than Jesus !" makes me laugh as fuckin' shit

    • @rare6143
      @rare6143 4 роки тому +7

      my personal favorite is "SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE"

    • @at-rexontheinternet1388
      @at-rexontheinternet1388 4 роки тому +1

      Even though lady rexes have no vaginas they were still funny

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 роки тому

      @@at-rexontheinternet1388
      Well they do still produce eggs right? So atleast she has chainsaw ovaries? ^^'

    • @at-rexontheinternet1388
      @at-rexontheinternet1388 4 роки тому +1

      @@PerfectAlibi1 it's called a cloaca

  • @Reichenfaust099
    @Reichenfaust099 8 років тому +152

    Hey Nostalgia Critic, do you think it's possible that when the red-shirt dude(cannot for the life of me remember his name) was picking up the dinosaur baby he wasn't really clueless, but more confirming his fears of them actually breed raptors.

    • @fireball1249
      @fireball1249 8 років тому +27

      That's exactly what I had in mind when I saw this review.

    • @afonsolucas2219
      @afonsolucas2219 8 років тому +1

      If they control the DNA why not make a herbivore raptor.

    • @ainsleysorsby6470
      @ainsleysorsby6470 8 років тому +6

      Thats not how DNA works
      Well, its not how it did work until jurassic world

    • @ainsleysorsby6470
      @ainsleysorsby6470 8 років тому +6

      A raptor has a body, head and basically everything built to hunt and kill, reason most herbivores are fatasses is because they have to be able to digest SOOOO much food

    • @Accidentallyok
      @Accidentallyok 8 років тому +26

      +Ainsley Sorsby (Dead By Electrocution) but the vegan raptor lifestyle is so much better. Just the amount of energy they feel, and so much less raptor cancer. And not to mention the terrible conditions and needless slaughtering of humans just to feed raptors. Go raptor vegan and feel better than all the raptors.

  • @tommcglone2867
    @tommcglone2867 5 років тому +64

    Fun fact
    Timmy went on to become John Deacon in Bohemian Rhapsody

    • @Zerozerozero-m9l
      @Zerozerozero-m9l 5 років тому +7

      Oh, where do you get these unique and rare facts from?? Damn, you have some inside knowledge indeed.

  • @akiraslayer7934
    @akiraslayer7934 7 років тому +47

    As much as I love this movie. It still annoys me so much how the T-Rex pen goes from being level and even when they put the goat out there and then after she steps out of the pen it turns into a 100 foot drop haha.

    • @marcothommen2484
      @marcothommen2484 6 років тому +1

      aaahhh... i wasn't the only one who noticed that.... Hi5!

    • @lyledeyounges1276
      @lyledeyounges1276 6 років тому +2

      I have seen it explained a couple of times but never really understood it, until I recently saw someone had recreated Jurassic Park in Far Cry 5 - now I get it hahaha

    • @bobdole1826
      @bobdole1826 5 років тому +4

      It's cause she's THE MOTHAFUCKIN T-REX

    • @bornbuttery7593
      @bornbuttery7593 5 років тому

      ..........huh...... Just noticed that........

    • @Jonathan-1865
      @Jonathan-1865 Рік тому

      Holy shit! Since i was a child I ALWAYS WONDERED THAT!!!!!!

  • @shaneyzamora2525
    @shaneyzamora2525 4 роки тому +23

    This movie knew exactly what to do with its effects and music.

  • @jbourbon3734
    @jbourbon3734 6 років тому +25

    14:51 Oh, THAT'S what started that whole thing!

  • @Leongon
    @Leongon 4 роки тому +38

    It's weird hearing the Critic shitting on Goldblum so much, I mean... he's the most adorable positive old guy.

    • @mrknowhere6457
      @mrknowhere6457 4 роки тому +9

      I know. It honestly seemed like Doug was just trying to find wrong things with this movie. :/ however, that is his job I guess lol.

    • @uncleianian7007
      @uncleianian7007 3 роки тому +5

      jeff is deadass such an angel like why he hate him so much for no reason lol

  • @mortenpedersen763
    @mortenpedersen763 7 років тому +33

    I still love me some Goldblum.

  • @noonespecial7474
    @noonespecial7474 7 років тому +42

    Welcome to Nostalgia Park *Jurassic Park theme plays*

    • @BardockSkywalker
      @BardockSkywalker 5 років тому +3

      Main Attraction? *IT'S THE MOTHERFOCKING T-REX!!!*

  • @phillipwalling7470
    @phillipwalling7470 7 років тому +53

    Talk about how bad underrated, yet great movies were back then, no one bats an eye.
    1:37: Say one bad thing about Jurassic park, everyone loses their minds.

    • @brazu9864
      @brazu9864 7 років тому +7

      A+ for reference

    • @ericolsen5592
      @ericolsen5592 5 років тому +2

      @@brazu9864 Though it's actually just a meme now. It could've been considered a reference a few years ago.

    • @brazu9864
      @brazu9864 5 років тому

      @@ericolsen5592 I had even forgotten i made that comment, it's kinda cringe.

  • @colossusstudios1964
    @colossusstudios1964 5 років тому +26

    Rexy: *THE ULTIMATE CHEEK CLAPPER*

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 7 років тому +59

    They skipped the part where Muldoon gets drunk and shoots a rocket at the T rex

    • @yukionnaslayer1
      @yukionnaslayer1 5 років тому +8

      And the part were the t-rex feeds hammond to its young where they tear him a part and when the dilophosaurs disembowels dennis and eats him alive

    • @gavink.9539
      @gavink.9539 5 років тому

      michael that doesn’t happen. Wtf did you get that?!?
      Edit: also they did eat Dennis it just wasn’t as gruesome do to wanting a good rating

    • @ericolsen5592
      @ericolsen5592 5 років тому +3

      @@gavink.9539 I see you didn't read the book...

    • @ericolsen5592
      @ericolsen5592 5 років тому +3

      @@gavink.9539 The book was much darker and this all happened. The rocket launcher, the disembowelment, all of it.

    • @gavink.9539
      @gavink.9539 5 років тому +2

      Eric Olsen I did read the book I guess I somehow forgot that part. I remember him shooting it but I thought it was with heavy tranks. I remember the lawyer shooting the rocket launcher at the velociraptors and blowing ones leg off.

  • @Aray27
    @Aray27 7 років тому +187

    I'M A MOTHERFUCKING T-REX

  • @f.k.6241
    @f.k.6241 7 років тому +100

    one of the best movies ever made

    • @josuealmeida9571
      @josuealmeida9571 5 років тому +2

      @Sophia Huffman The book was better

    • @Shadowofthebarren7286
      @Shadowofthebarren7286 5 років тому +2

      Third best on surpassed by Little Shop of Horrors and Jurassic World.

  • @totogamer6735
    @totogamer6735 28 днів тому +4

    6:33 Jon M. Chu cast Jeff Goldblum as the Wizard because he liked the joke here. Jon found this after he discovered The Nostalgia Critic did a review episode of Jem and the Holograms (2015).

    • @piotrsegal6475
      @piotrsegal6475 17 днів тому

      Yeah, rewatching this review seems kinda odd now XD

  • @armchairrocketscientist4934
    @armchairrocketscientist4934 8 років тому +78

    Hey, fun fact, Jurassic Park was a book before it was a movie! Who knew! Everyone has chosen to forget Michael Crichton's amazing work, just like they will Andy Weir, because their successful book was turned into an also successful movie.

    • @armchairrocketscientist4934
      @armchairrocketscientist4934 8 років тому +7

      It's nice to know that some people know that. When I tell them I read Jurassic Park, they say "they wrote a book based on it?" Have you read any of Crichton's other works? State of fear is one of my favorites.

    • @armchairrocketscientist4934
      @armchairrocketscientist4934 8 років тому +2

      I haven't had much of a problem finding them. I just go to my town's library and they always have a bunch of his books.

    • @morganredIII
      @morganredIII 7 років тому +1

      awesome astronaut almost everybody knew

    • @cheshirecat1611
      @cheshirecat1611 7 років тому +2

      when I found out there was a book preceding the movie I read it immediately and was totally amazed by it! I can recommend it to everyone who likes intelligent storytelling that does not hand you everything on a silver platter but really makes you think! My favourite Michael Crichton novel is Sphere but now I will definitely check out state of fear! :)

    • @Reubentheimitator6572
      @Reubentheimitator6572 7 років тому

      awesome astronaut I've read it too! :) I think like the book and the movie both though, so much, that I think that I don't have a preference.

  • @IHATEINNET
    @IHATEINNET 8 років тому +81

    I'M FUTHERFUCKIN' T-REX!

    • @tribunalcustodian3989
      @tribunalcustodian3989 8 років тому

      Lol I read that right as that part started

    • @IHATEINNET
      @IHATEINNET 8 років тому +2

      did you see the part 3 review he gets so upset at the t-rex part

  • @rey187
    @rey187 7 років тому +30

    All those T-Rex translations were spot on. That's right, I speak Dino.

  • @PrincessKaiora
    @PrincessKaiora 7 місяців тому +3

    6:34 That moment where Doug foreshadows Jeff Goldblum getting cast as the Wizard of Oz in the Wicked movie adaptation 😂

  • @thegreatherox
    @thegreatherox 8 років тому +109

    Well, in the first scene with the modafakin t.rex the little girl's scream I believe is authenthic, as the glass wasn't scripted to fall on her.

    • @smellyloser5632
      @smellyloser5632 8 років тому +34

      That must have been fucking terrifying

    • @Bluemangrup
      @Bluemangrup 8 років тому +18

      Apparently there were a few authentic screams in that movie

    • @thegreatherox
      @thegreatherox 8 років тому

      Bryden O'Neill like those DR Grant provoque while in bed?

    • @commanderjason7786
      @commanderjason7786 8 років тому +42

      Yeah,the animatronic head was never meant to do that. It bugged out due to the amount of moisture,and went too far,causing the glass to fall on the kids,and thus that scene was born.It must have been TERRIFYING for them,and I swear if someone asked to re-shoot that scene,I wouldn't be surprised if they had walked away from the film after that.(Thank god they didn't...)

    • @burakka96
      @burakka96 7 років тому +2

      Commander Jason the same thing happened when the raptor attacked muldoon

  • @sandro5535
    @sandro5535 7 років тому +19

    You should have pointed out that the kids were suppose to be strong enough to hold back a dinosaur. 23:29

  • @mvozzo1399
    @mvozzo1399 5 років тому +9

    My orchestra did Jurassic Park once, I friggin love that "BOOM! woo-ooooo..."combo!

  • @Zeuseus6609
    @Zeuseus6609 5 років тому +12

    I love how a lot of the things he points out as issues were things that were cut down/oversimplified when they adapted it from the book. The whole Corporate espionage plot has a lot more backstory and explanation, as does the reason Grant and Sattler get invited.

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 Рік тому +1

      That makes sense. A lot of movies based on books suffer because of being condensed adaptations.

  • @jemdemonbelle2097
    @jemdemonbelle2097 8 років тому +12

    The hype he puts on the t-Rex is hilariously contagious.

  • @beangus29
    @beangus29 6 років тому +4

    15:21 fun fact. While shooting those scenes the anamatronic was glitching because of the water so when the glass breaks and the T-Rex gets close to the cars, there screams are actually real.

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 7 років тому +114

    Never ever ever EVER take your shirt off or half off again on camera please. EVER!

    • @wetfart9813
      @wetfart9813 7 років тому +11

      vizthex I'm gonna go burn my eyes out now cause of that part

    • @kathymain578
      @kathymain578 7 років тому +14

      Yeah but that poor nipple looked like it hadn't seen the light of day for a decade.

    • @Zeldahol
      @Zeldahol 6 років тому

      HEY! If Doug wants to show his nipple he can and he will. So what if no one wants to see it, that's why it's funny. Like fucking pink doggy dicks. Gross but funny as hell.

  • @07foxmulder
    @07foxmulder 3 роки тому +6

    Remember, this was made and marketed towards kids. So the fact that the characters are dressed in solid, identifiable colours is actually kind of clever.

  • @colinakersakers44
    @colinakersakers44 8 років тому +41

    I still get the chills every time I see brachiosaurus in that early scene.

    • @fireball1249
      @fireball1249 8 років тому +34

      I still get chills every time I see the motherFUCKING T-REX

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 8 років тому +5

      I get chills when I'm submerged into a pool filled with water and ice cubes.

    • @DissFunkShunIll
      @DissFunkShunIll 8 років тому +3

      I get chills when Jack Frost fists my unlubed bum

    • @keiganm1287
      @keiganm1287 8 років тому

      i still get chills when the bag of potato chips make a loud sound when you open them.

    • @DissFunkShunIll
      @DissFunkShunIll 8 років тому +2

      Keigan McHugh Ooo-hu-hu-hoooooooo, don't even get me started on the chips. Then munchin' down on the salt and vinegar kettle cooked... Pretty much like eating the vagina of God.

  • @aidanoneill3730
    @aidanoneill3730 5 років тому +12

    Tarantino: Foot fetish
    Spielberg: Spotlight fetish

  • @cthulhufhtagn2483
    @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 роки тому +4

    5:29 That's because the book dumped a TON of exposition. It talked about the universe in which the story takes place, one in which genetic modification of organisms has become commonplace. It talks about Biosyn, the "evil dinosaur makers". It talks about compies escaping and attacking Costa Rica. It talks about Grant's dig team. There's a lot of stuff there, and the movie has to filter out the important bits and still try and get through them without cutting out the important parts of the film.

  • @justingraves1291
    @justingraves1291 5 років тому +19

    I lost it when the raptors spoke 😂😂😂 stereotypical chick raptors are something I NEVER knew I wanted