4 Failed Kickstarter Conspiracy Theories - SGR

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  • @slopesgameroom
    @slopesgameroom  6 років тому +60

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    • @Placker8102
      @Placker8102 6 років тому

      Daniel Ibbertson not gonna lie. For the longest time i thought you and jr were the same. I only saw your stuff on his channel.. well before i found your channel and then noticed y'all are two different people. Even sound different

    • @MidoriMushrooms
      @MidoriMushrooms 6 років тому +4

      wait, you and larry AREN'T THE SAME PERSON? MY LIFE IS A LIE

    • @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258
      @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258 6 років тому

      I saw the second Plane hit live too, very disturbing.

    • @Bovineicide
      @Bovineicide 6 років тому +2

      NDT isn't a psychiatrist, mate :v

    • @dbfi01
      @dbfi01 6 років тому

      What is the music bit you use in between? I recognise it, know it so well, but cant pin it. I am going insane!!

  • @NimhLabs
    @NimhLabs 6 років тому +566

    Slopes game room dude and Larry Bundy cannot be the same person. As this video talked about baked beans and did not take a pot shot at Peter Molyneux.

    • @malik87breaker
      @malik87breaker 6 років тому +16

      How can it be that it's so wellthought? He knows what the other is thinking. Because he is the same person :P

    • @ashliiprigmore5441
      @ashliiprigmore5441 6 років тому +14

      Oh he did, during the bunker bit you can hear the music from Theme Hospital in the background. #WAKEUPSHEEPLE!

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 6 років тому +9

      Malik Josenius : Of course they're not the same person.
      They just doctored the records so that it would look they were, so that one would be off the grid at all times. *X-Files theme music*

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 6 років тому

      Brandon Roberts while spamming on his Obama phone? Hmm....

    • @whenthemusicsover6028
      @whenthemusicsover6028 6 років тому +1

      +Katrina Payne *Baldilocks. :)

  • @ribunny123
    @ribunny123 6 років тому +197

    Ancient Egyptians: we're gonna put these obelisks in specific locations and thanks to them we can accurately measure the curvature of the earth
    BoB, hundreds of years later: but the equator is at eye level.

    • @surprisedchar2458
      @surprisedchar2458 6 років тому +13

      Ri Dragon The Egyptians likely didn’t build the obelisks for that reasons. The Greeks just used them for that purpose.

    • @bigshrekhorner
      @bigshrekhorner 6 років тому +4

      It was the Greeks who measured the diameter, not the Egyptians

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus 5 років тому +16

      I don't even understand his argument. Like...if the Earth was really round the horizon wouldn't be ay eye level? Does he assume the planet's small enough that we'd see it like we're looking out of a fish bowl?

    • @SamuraiCypher
      @SamuraiCypher 5 років тому +12

      DragonNexus yes they are actually that dumb

  • @CrazyChiv
    @CrazyChiv 6 років тому +311

    "I wanna put a satellite into orbit to prove the earth is flat" If you can't see what's wrong with that - I don't know what to tell you.

    • @bigshrekhorner
      @bigshrekhorner 6 років тому +36

      CrazyChiv It is a contradicting statement, an oxymoron. It is like that time the FES (Flat Earth Society) said "People all around the globe joined the FES" (or something like this)

    • @SamuraiCypher
      @SamuraiCypher 5 років тому +9

      CrazyChiv >orbit
      >flat
      Lmao 😂

    • @SamuraiCypher
      @SamuraiCypher 5 років тому +12

      Cyber Wasp the flat Earth society has members all around the globe 🌎 😂

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 5 років тому +3

      Actually, if the Earth was a disk, you could put a satellite into orbit around its edge.

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell 5 років тому +7

      @@TiberianFiend 🤦‍♂️

  • @almostideal1306
    @almostideal1306 6 років тому +135

    I don't know what's more bizarre about that 9/11 pitch, the fact that he wanted to do it or the fact that he thought he could do it for $1.5M

    • @dentistguba
      @dentistguba 6 років тому +16

      $24M just for the plane back in 1972 lol, maybe get a used modern one for $100M.

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 6 років тому +9

      The drone tech with a radio detection skills required would be at least double, if not triple the price right from the get-go. If they wanted to do it 'legit' and get a proper building built in some test site, that'd be billions more. Then again, the fact he knew that he couldn't do a mockup to start with seems to devise the fact he didn't realize that scaling things down wasn't an option to a degree either....

    • @almostideal1306
      @almostideal1306 6 років тому +10

      Well.. the original WTC cost about 1.9Bn (in today's money) to build, so.. conservatively, he'd need at least 1Bn to just build the shell and buy the land. Ain't going to happen.

    • @pferreira1983
      @pferreira1983 5 років тому

      @@almostideal1306 It was said he wasn't going to build it but find a similar structure. Not sure where though.

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 4 роки тому +4

      @@pferreira1983 That brings up an even bigger problem, which is that any similar building, even if abandoned, would be in a densely populated area, and I can guarantee there's no city permit for 9/11 The Sequel.

  • @RolyWestYT
    @RolyWestYT 6 років тому +264

    I just really don’t understand how anyone can think the world is flat in this day and age??? Like why? 😬

    • @slopesgameroom
      @slopesgameroom  6 років тому +39

      Yeah. It is pretty crazy

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 6 років тому +71

      I blame the internet actually. You can learn a lot of new exciting stuff on it, but that also depends on your attitude on life. Some people are so close minded they only use the internet to validate their own beliefs, and on the internet it's easier to form "support groups" around those beliefs no matter how crazy they are.

    • @herbiehusker1889
      @herbiehusker1889 6 років тому +20

      How can people think pink eyes and piercings all over their face look good, it's 2018 after all?

    • @DekuLord
      @DekuLord 6 років тому +25

      Actually, you can construct a convincing argument for pretty much anything if your audience isn't informed on a subject. Go and watch a bunch of flat earth or creationist videos, and you'll see some who are convincing when you take their claims at face value.

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin 6 років тому +22

      You can start a movement over everything. Think the government is faking birth and replacing babies with robots? I bet you can find a movement on the internet. And since i don't have childish insecurities i wont make fun of physical traits like a 13 year old in here

  • @Sonikku94
    @Sonikku94 6 років тому +143

    Seems Vault-Tec is falling on hard times if they needed a Kickstarter.

    • @djalexander7723
      @djalexander7723 5 років тому +4

      Maybe they waste all their on vaults and decide to use something more "useful"

    • @ethanor
      @ethanor 5 років тому +2

      It just works

    • @Grayvorn
      @Grayvorn 4 роки тому +5

      Crowd funding, crowd funding never changes...

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому +2

      Now I will live in fear that the next person to knock on my door will go "Good morning! Vault-Tec calling!"

    • @jamesmeow3039
      @jamesmeow3039 2 роки тому

      It's a Vault Experiment to see how much the Overseer can scam the public. If he doesn't hit his target he gets kicked out of his vault spot

  • @mjc0961
    @mjc0961 6 років тому +146

    Wait, a former blink-182 member is crowdfunding a spaceship?
    Say it ain't so. I will not go.

    • @NinjaKurosai
      @NinjaKurosai 6 років тому +27

      Turn the quasar pulsars off, E.T. phone home.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому

      You two are amazing

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 6 років тому +189

    B.o.B. has a net worth of $8 million. Why would he need a fundraiser to send up a drone? Heck, he could take a free elevator ride up any building taller than 100m and see the curve.

    • @darxcide7375
      @darxcide7375 6 років тому +35

      morphman86 net worth is a valuation of someone's assets.
      You can have $8 billion net worth and not have a penny in the bank. Maybe you have expensive tastes in jewellery, cars and properties. Maybe you own many businesses.
      The problem with net worth is it doesn't take into account how much of you earnings you spend. Say BOB earns 10 million in one year and spends 8 million on shoes and teacups. His net worth would be estimated to be 18 million because he earned 10 million and owns 8 million in assets. You get the idea.

    • @morphman86
      @morphman86 6 років тому +32

      Yup, and then he wants to send a drone up in the sky. A drone costs $500. He then earns $8 million and spend all of that on shoes and jewellery and starts a fundraising campaign to get $1 million to launch the drone. You get the idea?

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 6 років тому +11

      Yeah, there are a lot of people who get a lot of money but are dumb when it comes to handling money.

    • @robert23456789
      @robert23456789 6 років тому

      you can really do that do they have building that tall

    • @morphman86
      @morphman86 6 років тому +15

      Robert: B.o.B. is from Georgia, the tallest building there is the Bank of America Plaza, standing at 312m height. He can literally go halfway up, look out a window and see the curvature.

  • @OnYourSquare
    @OnYourSquare 6 років тому +381

    (lol) Close. Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a Astrophysicist. Not a psychiatrist. But I get what you were trying to say.

    • @coyoteartist
      @coyoteartist 6 років тому +34

      I get what he was trying to say, but as the daughter of a physicist, I'm obligated to groan inwardly and wonder what's gone wrong with the world.

    • @savemegrilledcheesus494
      @savemegrilledcheesus494 6 років тому +26

      @AngryTechGuy, yeah i was like "Did i hear that right?" Between Bob, and Ibbertson, I weep for the future of science. Apparently Ibbertson has never heard of NDT before this.
      Though, to be fair, I am pretty sure Bob is the enemy of psychiatrists too.

    • @MrSkysenGames
      @MrSkysenGames 6 років тому +29

      Psychiatrist to the stars.

    • @miltondelacruz7033
      @miltondelacruz7033 6 років тому +1

      This conversation is everything.

    • @nBasedAce
      @nBasedAce 6 років тому +8

      AngryTechGuy He clearly didn't do any research into the subject of the actual Kickstarters, he just made fun of what he thought was stupid, thereby revealing his own stupidity. The people are not claiming that Tabby's star is an alien megastructure, just that the dimming might be caused by an alien megastructure. But you will not find any scientifically literate person claiming they know for sure. Except that with some further data we have discovered that it is a debris field with large gas clouds, mystery ended.

  • @fattiger6957
    @fattiger6957 6 років тому +71

    That first guy's kickstarter failed and his life fell apart because Vault Tech does not approve of competition. He better watch out or the Enclave will send out a squad of power armour wearing baddies in a vertibird.

    • @Grayvorn
      @Grayvorn 5 років тому

      'Vault Tech: Better living underground!'

    • @Holmstien
      @Holmstien 5 років тому

      VIBEO GANE

    • @ashleyreynolds1991
      @ashleyreynolds1991 2 роки тому

      this. was. EVERYTHING!!! LOL thanks for the laugh!

  • @richard77851
    @richard77851 6 років тому +59

    its a flat earth but wants to send balloons into orbit? they know what orbit is right? its when something circles an object right? usually a round one? shake my head

    • @loganr8526
      @loganr8526 6 років тому

      Lazlow Branson why can't you orbit a flat object tho

    • @havenprice
      @havenprice 5 років тому +1

      Logan R both use the concept of gravity, on a flat surface you would hit the ground.

  • @FerHivore
    @FerHivore 6 років тому +30

    Look, all I’m saying is that if Larry Bundy Jr. and Dan Ibberston aren’t the same person, how come I’ve never seen them in the same room together? Making gentle but passionate love? Hmmm?

  • @MellowGaming
    @MellowGaming 6 років тому +189

    I pledge that if I ever become a millionaire I will personally charter a space shuttle to take B.O.B. into space and let him see the curvature of the Earth. Can't promise I won't leave him there though.

    • @nataliemanahan5168
      @nataliemanahan5168 6 років тому +16

      Mellow Gaming I would like to tag along just to see the look on his face.

    • @MellowGaming
      @MellowGaming 6 років тому +31

      I'm sure there will be spare seats. Just don't sit on the seat near the airlock. That's reserved for B.O.B.

    • @prismstudios001
      @prismstudios001 6 років тому +23

      Yes, space travel is dangerous....Airlock accidents happen, ahem... BTW, you can see the damn curvature of the Earth on an international flight over the Arctic...At 39,000 feet, or so you can see the curve, and it`s pretty cool.

    • @CandyHatsuneWolff
      @CandyHatsuneWolff 6 років тому +6

      Too bad, he's easy on the eyes, but all I can see is, to paraphrase Bill Maher, his head full of corn flakes.

    • @shadowspider9
      @shadowspider9 6 років тому +7

      You don't even need a space shuttle. You can start to see the curvature of the earth at around 35,000 feet I think. All you need is a commercial plane. Or a jet if you want to hit the high atmosphere and be on the safe side

  • @AJSSPACEPLACE
    @AJSSPACEPLACE 6 років тому +46

    Couldn't a computer simulation work very well and be less expensive when attempting to recreate 9/11?

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus 5 років тому +14

      Yeah but computers can be programmed and stuff so they can say whatever you want so they always lie because humans always lie (Conspiracy theorist logic).
      There have been plenty of simulations of what would happen in these events and they play out basically as they happened IRL. But to be a conspiracy theorist you need to have a conclusion first and then find evidense that backs up your conclusion while discarding any that discredits it.

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 5 років тому +12

      @@DragonNexus There's enough random generation algorithms out there to simulate this and it *has* been simulated. But of course, no amount of randomness or scientific rigeur ever satisfies people. There was a dude who set a jetfuel-laiden blowtorch to a steel beam and put it on UA-cam to prove 9/11 truthers wrong, and it still didn't help. I can still hear the echoes of "IT'S A FRIGGIN! NOODLE!" as he bends the melted beam in the back of my mind...

    • @twilightparanormalresearch186
      @twilightparanormalresearch186 4 роки тому +3

      People do realize that steel getting hot makes it weak right?

    • @AJSSPACEPLACE
      @AJSSPACEPLACE 4 роки тому +2

      Alien_Ghost_Gaming 909 you give 9/11 truthers a bit too much credit

    • @MegaRazorback
      @MegaRazorback 3 роки тому +2

      @@twilightparanormalresearch186 Jet fuel burning on steel beams will not only get them to that point but by that point they'd have well and truly passed the "draper point" (the point where any object, no matter what it is has enough radiating energy due to heat being applied to glow in the visible spectrum) on top of everything else that caught fire and the slightest shift (a piece of the building collapsing onto the beam for instance) will be more than enough to cause it to bend/warp well past the point where structural failure is guaranteed.
      I only have a HS level of knowledge and a bit extra i learnt at home regarding some science things that weren't taught due to them not being considered "needed" in HS learning (go figure that some of the most basic things in basic science weren't taught at my HS!) but i used to do a lot of metalworking when i was in HS so even i know that once metal starts to glow it's VERY easy to bend, shape and destroy.

  • @PushyPushyPhoenix
    @PushyPushyPhoenix 5 років тому +5

    Just had to mention, your mid-roll ad placement is the best I've ever seen! Doesn't cut off the audio mid-word, and rarely breaks up items in 2 parts. Bravo and well done!

  • @BEEZEBEORA
    @BEEZEBEORA 6 років тому +35

    All I can think of is "do people understand how much stuff cost"? A lot of these are at 1 mil or so, when there ideas and planned projects would cost WAY much more...

    • @hughmortyproductions8562
      @hughmortyproductions8562 6 років тому +8

      I was thinking the same thing. Take the September 11 one: $1.5M (flexible funding!) to buy a commercial airliner and a skyscraper to crash it into. Do they honestly think they can do it for that price? That's not even getting into the many other problems with the plan. They are either scammers or morons.

    • @MunchKING
      @MunchKING 6 років тому +2

      Yup even with the governments resources you'd need a lot more that $4 million to make a super cool nuclear bunker. (Although I'm not sure what the conversions would be between Current Canadian dollars and 1967 US dollars in terms of purchasing power, I'm guessing it's a lot more)
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Construction_of_the_Cheyenne_Mountain_Complex

  • @matthpotte
    @matthpotte 6 років тому +39

    Love the fact BOB wanted to send a satellite into 'orbit' to prove the earth was flat... facepalm...

    • @brandonconstantine3853
      @brandonconstantine3853 3 роки тому

      They would have never allowed him to do so. Simply because he would of proved the Earth is not round as they've said. It is not necessarily flat either. Of course people like you will be quick to bash on others with this belief even with the outstanding evidence proving we are being lied to. Just remember, it was only a couple hundred years ago world started teaching about the globe theory. The greatest minds this physical plane has ever seen come forth in existence debunked the globe theory hundreds, even thousands of years ago.

    • @Tdoctortree
      @Tdoctortree 3 роки тому

      @@brandonconstantine3853 sure if by a couple hundred years you mean people have been taking about a spherical earth sense 500 bc

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому +1

      Apparently the ancient Greeks knew the Earth was round, Eratosthenes was four parallel universes ahead of us

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому

      🤣the irony of that ‘logic’

    • @kenirainseeker539
      @kenirainseeker539 Рік тому

      @@brandonconstantine3853 Why would there be a huge lie to cover up the shape of the earth? What does anyone gain from that when the expense would be incredible? Just to make flat earthers look stupid? It makes no sense

  • @dwayners13
    @dwayners13 6 років тому +35

    Where were the people from 911 redux going to find a skyscraper that they could crash a airliner into, that wasn't in a highly or even minimally populated area?

    • @roryscott2941
      @roryscott2941 6 років тому +7

      When the computer model city appeared I thought, "This is a bad idea."

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 4 роки тому +3

      @@roryscott2941 THAT'S when you thought it was a bad idea?

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому +1

      @@JacobHillSBD When the dude in the video went "I want to crash a plane into a building.." I went, "Okay, stop right there. Hindsight tells us that's a bad idea."

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому

      Well given a simulation thing, it could done in a educational sense

    • @kenirainseeker539
      @kenirainseeker539 Рік тому

      Yeah, you know, all those skyscrapers out in the countryside, surrounded by cornfields. You haven't heard of them?

  • @AJSSPACEPLACE
    @AJSSPACEPLACE 6 років тому +14

    the 9/11 building was actually designed with airplane crashes in mind. However it was designed for a much smaller plane with far less fuel, the idea was encase there was an accidental crash from a coming in plane.

    • @deltathedummy2303
      @deltathedummy2303 6 років тому

      AJSSPACEPLACE huh, neat.

    • @kiadorphantomwolf6572
      @kiadorphantomwolf6572 6 років тому +3

      Makes Sense if your building something that tall it would have a risk of plane crashes from smaller civilian planes and not from airliners. I have never doubted that the planes hitting the towers and the fires from them allowed the towers to fall but there are somethings I am still unsure of

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 5 років тому

      IIf you want a good example of this, look at the time a B-17 crashed into the Empire States building. While it's true WTC was made in more modern times and to be more stable with materials and such, let us also factor in that a B-17 is also a hell of a lot SMALLER than a Boeing 737, which would cause far more havoc. Things changed too much, and noone expected someone to do something like this for obvious reasons.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 5 років тому +2

      @@gratuitouslurking8610
      It wasn't a B-17, it was a B-25 Mitchell. Much smaller twin-engine bomber. A B-17 might have had a decent chance of bringing the whole building down.

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 5 років тому

      @@CruelestChris Welp :S I still hope my point was coherent, even if my number was off by a good 8 or so.

  • @Volrath2242
    @Volrath2242 6 років тому +109

    Take me for a ride, Dan

    • @slopesgameroom
      @slopesgameroom  6 років тому +14

      your place or mine?

    • @Volrath2242
      @Volrath2242 6 років тому +10

      Your's, I wanna see your sega collection

    • @ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeTim
      @ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeTim 6 років тому +7

      *blows a kiss* G'night everybody!

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 6 років тому +6

      *Reads "Take me for a ride, Dan" backwards*
      "N-SYNC, SATAN IS OUR JESUS."

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 6 років тому +1

      This song works on another level. If you fund a shitty Kickstarter, you've been taken for a ride.

  • @mitchellhorton9382
    @mitchellhorton9382 6 років тому +27

    Okay, so that first guy what. Played Fallout and thought Vaultec was a good company to emulate?

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому +1

      The more Vault-Tec jokes I see the happier I get

    • @crystalgoddess4085
      @crystalgoddess4085 3 роки тому +2

      Isn't trying to emulate Vault-Tec about as good an idea as trying emulate Umbrella Corporation?

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому +1

      @@crystalgoddess4085 The only remotely decent experiment Vault-Tec ever had was the one with the Gary clones, all the other experiments were just screwed up

  • @SomeOrangeCat
    @SomeOrangeCat 6 років тому +13

    Here's what the critics are saying about Slope's Game Room: "Well as far as Chinese Guru Larry knockoffs from Poundland go, I suppose Slope's is fairly adequate.", a pair of talking hands who sound suspiciously like Ashens. "Ahhhh! I'm on fire and covered in bees!", Some guy who is on fire and covered in bees.

  • @ccricers
    @ccricers 6 років тому +18

    The ending to the first Kickstarter is pretty sad actually. I've encountered many KS campaigns that are made by simple people down on their luck on life, just trying to turn a new leaf or making a name for themselves, and they come up with these grand ideas where they want something like KS to help fund it for them.

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 6 років тому +123

    *_[cue X-Files theme song]_*

    • @slopesgameroom
      @slopesgameroom  6 років тому +3

      if i had more time, i would had done a mash up. annoyingly i couldn't find the "take you for a ride sample"

    • @amazedsatsuma
      @amazedsatsuma 6 років тому +1

      Daniel Ibbertson well there is always next time:P

    • @cassidy8307
      @cassidy8307 6 років тому

      *[cue Sunny In Philadelphia theme song]*

    • @KaeYoss
      @KaeYoss 6 років тому +2

      Cue x-files theme performed by incredibly tone deaf stoner on a musical bong

  • @tacotoosday42
    @tacotoosday42 6 років тому +98

    Everytime i hear the Kickscammer theme i want to equip Venom and Hulk for battle.

  • @Slye_Fox
    @Slye_Fox 6 років тому +49

    To be honest... I would be interested in seeing the recreation of the Sep. 11th attack.
    Might be because I'm a fan of MythBusters and all their experiments, showing the science behind certain things.
    Sorry if this seems heartless, I don't mean it to be.

    • @xzenitramx666
      @xzenitramx666 6 років тому

      Slye_Fox actually theres people who recreate that in yt

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 6 років тому +18

      A recreation no doubt has been done multiple times, just surely it was done on the small-scale with similar materials and smaller impact by those who were investigating it to start with. The truly ludicrous thing here is he wanted to do it at 1:1 scale, but didn't want to fully commit to it by recreating the WTC proper for the test.

    • @lestatcomedante3907
      @lestatcomedante3907 5 років тому +5

      I don't consider you heartless and we could learn a lot from it to help make safer structures. Which as far as I know 9/11 actually sparked being done, in simulations and scaled tests, as has most disasters which contributes to architectural design concepts. Take earthquakes as a example. Japan has built a special lab to test designs.

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 5 років тому +3

      Slye_Fox I would like to see it just to prove to idiots that think it was a controlled demolition that it was anything but.

    • @OfficialClanLegion
      @OfficialClanLegion 4 роки тому

      @@rabidrabbitshuggers nice troll m8

  • @apex2000
    @apex2000 6 років тому +17

    Science = cult. Well good thing that "cult" made audio equipment or you wouldn't have your music career.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому

      People on social media going "science is a cult" when science gave us technology which in itself ultimately gave us the internet, but we know that if they somehow managed to give up technology to continue preaching their word they'd just end up looking like a cult themselves, if they haven't done that already

  • @KentaroMiyamoto21
    @KentaroMiyamoto21 6 років тому +42

    Conspiracy theories make my head hurt with their idiocy.

  • @dacypher22
    @dacypher22 6 років тому +8

    Sad thing is that B.O.B. could actually see the curvature of the earth on his own for about $1500. All of those "sending a beer can into space", "sending a Lego man to the edge of space" videos that were popular a few years back did it with high-altitude weather balloons, GPS locators and a little bit more tech gadgets. But it is totally within the realm of an individual to do. They may have to tinker with it to get it high enough, as it requires about 36.5k meters before you can see the curvature (the sky above you has to become black during the day) but people have done it.

    • @zmbdog
      @zmbdog 6 років тому +5

      He can see it for $0 actually. Well not "see" it but see proof of it. The mere existence of the horizon he's always pointing out proves that the earth is round. He knows he isn't looking at the end of the earth so whatever is beyond the horizon can only curve downward.

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 6 років тому +3

      zmbdog Oh I know there are literally thousands of experiments you can do basically for free that prove that the earth is round (such as calling someone who lives a few states away from you and asking them to go outside, face directly north and plant a pole into the ground and tell you the time that the shadow falls on, seeing it will be different from your own and necessitating a global earth), but these people always have silly ways to rationalize all of these. They want to see the curvature with their own eyes, like B.O.B. said in his video.

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus 5 років тому +1

      @@zmbdog I read a lot of Discworld books as a kid and tried to work out how vision would work in that place. If you stood on The Hub (the giant mountain in the middle of the Disc) could you see to the edge of the world? I figured you must be able to if the weather was clear enough.
      I figured that out as a teenager. How a grown-ass man can't understand the basics of high-school level science is really sad.

  • @Revoc
    @Revoc 6 років тому +100

    I hope idubbbz brings back kickstarter crap

    • @slopesgameroom
      @slopesgameroom  6 років тому +15

      Me too

    • @morphman86
      @morphman86 6 років тому

      I don't really mind either way, since he's not my cup of tea. I only hope he does some more diss tracks, like he did with Ricegums. That thing was epic!

    • @lukaszj.2359
      @lukaszj.2359 6 років тому

      LOL why does that extra misplaced "s" make it sound so racist...

    • @morphman86
      @morphman86 6 років тому +1

      Dunno... That's just me not caring enough about him to remember if his name is Ricegum or Ricegums... The latter is the grammatically correct one, so that's the one I picked :P

    • @lukaszj.2359
      @lukaszj.2359 6 років тому +2

      Of course. I'm very disappointed with myself for knowing who he is. I quite like the idea of him just being a walking hate crime :P

  • @nukiradio
    @nukiradio 6 років тому +23

    Ok. For those 9/11 truthers, let me lay down some basic architecture. No building meant for people is designed to withstand two plane crashes head on. They will always collapse. Even a nuclear bunker would have issues taking on a giant tin bullet.

    • @gavinr9107
      @gavinr9107 6 років тому +10

      Yes the buildings would collapse, no doubt there. It is the manner in which they collapsed that raises a lot of questions.....

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke 6 років тому +13

      Yeah but 9/11 deniers have only ever modelled it with wooden building blocks in their living room. If it doesn't topple over like badly put together duplo it must be because of a conspiracy.

    • @stephenobrien6983
      @stephenobrien6983 6 років тому +2

      Protagnis YT Check out some of Christopher Bollyns work on 9/11, there's more to it than just the event itself.

    • @jfangm
      @jfangm 6 років тому +6

      Stephen O'Brien
      No, there is not. It was terrorists slamming a plane into each tower.

    • @Cavs191
      @Cavs191 6 років тому

      Jason Mimiaga exactly lmao bin laden admit to it and was so proud of it he mentioned it in multiple al jazzera vids

  • @kevin4061
    @kevin4061 6 років тому +41

    Can you prove you aren't Larry Bundy Jr?

    • @slopesgameroom
      @slopesgameroom  6 років тому +34

      Nope

    • @orderofmagnitude-TPATP
      @orderofmagnitude-TPATP 6 років тому

      Pfffft.... myth pusher lol

    • @ssj2matt
      @ssj2matt 6 років тому +4

      He is Larry's clone.

    • @100billionsubscriberswithn4
      @100billionsubscriberswithn4 6 років тому +2

      Larry is Dan's evil twin.

    • @Cavs191
      @Cavs191 6 років тому +3

      Daniel Ibbertson I have always thought u guys were the same. I can’t tell the difference in your voices lol. I started watching ur channel just bc I thought u were him

  • @DeepWeeb
    @DeepWeeb 6 років тому +19

    DJ Slope and Larry Bundy Jr. *ARE* the same person. Is not a conspiracy, it's a _fact_

    • @orderofmagnitude-TPATP
      @orderofmagnitude-TPATP 6 років тому

      .....sure......... lol lol lol

    • @angelluna9599
      @angelluna9599 6 років тому +1

      I used to think they were the same guy up until a few days ago. I was shocked to learn I wasn't the only one who thought that when I entered this comment section.

  • @HayLeesHomeMade
    @HayLeesHomeMade 6 років тому +21

    Bob does realise that for something to orbit the object being orbited needs to be round, right?

    • @Orlor
      @Orlor 6 років тому +5

      No, he does not. Flat Earthers don't know anything about orbital mechanics. They think that in order to launch something into space, all you have to do is launch the rocket straight up. They think that when NASA launches rockets and the rockets start to go off to the side, it's signs of a vast conspiracy by NASA to hide the fact that they can't launch a rocket past the "dome".

    • @garryabbott3474
      @garryabbott3474 4 роки тому

      Not neccessarily so, our best Scientific minds believe this to be the case, but the truth is they do not righly know, because they have not been able to figure out how a flat Earth orbit would work, and given there are so many things that Science cannot reasonably explain this could quite easily be one of them. Personally speaking, I find the whole notion of a flat planet, not neccessarily Earth, to be quite intriguing, but still well within the realms of Science Fiction, not Science fact.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому

      @@garryabbott3474 Imagine walking off the edge of a planet just to see what happens to you, lol

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому

      Yeah Bob not smart

  • @MegaRazorback
    @MegaRazorback 3 роки тому +1

    Slope, a plane has crashed into a building in the US before, a B-25 Mitchell hit the Empire state building during dense fog but didn't take it down for the simple reason being that a B-25 Mitchell is tiny when compared to a Boeing 767 plane but the damage that the building got from that B-25 was still enough to pretty much cut off access to the top most floors (78, 79 and 80) while repairs were done but the majority of the building was still operational even 2 days after the accident.

  • @youtubed3951
    @youtubed3951 6 років тому +24

    holy shit never knew about that Saved by the Bell thing LOL

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness Рік тому +1

    "Because this guy wants to recreate 9\11" is one of the most horrifying things I've ever heard in a Kickscammers Video.

  • @learningwithharry4996
    @learningwithharry4996 6 років тому +22

    Neil deGrasse Tyson isn't a psychiatrist.

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon 6 років тому +6

      Harry Doble Let's hope he just fumbled on saying "physicist".

    • @twicethemegapower3995
      @twicethemegapower3995 6 років тому

      Neil Tyson is not real, it's Andy Serkis in a mocap suit

    • @100billionsubscriberswithn4
      @100billionsubscriberswithn4 6 років тому +1

      Wrong, Neil deGrasse Tyson is real, but he's actually an alien wearing a human suit.

  • @ReneSchickbauer
    @ReneSchickbauer 6 років тому +3

    I'm one of the backers of "Most mysterious star in the galaxy". I didn't think it was aliens. But i'm quite into learning new stuff, and at the time of the campaign, nobody really knew anything about the phenomenon except that it somehow happened. And there were these astronomers who needed some telescope time, which is bloody expensive due to the limited number of instruments used to observe a nearly unlimited number of stars. So i pledged my 25$ and got a nice thank you email. I also backed "Lunar Mission One", because we sent people to walk around the moon, but nobody though of bringing a drill that could dig deeper then a meter or so, and all we got is some boring surface samples.

  • @trinidad17
    @trinidad17 6 років тому +13

    Love your videos, Larry Bundy Jr.

  • @roymerkel8008
    @roymerkel8008 6 років тому +15

    I would almost bet you money that Flat Earth Bob doesn't believe a word of any of these conspiracy theories, he's just looking for some attention, because his carrier is as **flat** (haha ;-p), as he claims he believes the earth is. (and if that's his goal, it looks like he succeeded ;-p )

    • @jonnydarkfang2816
      @jonnydarkfang2816 6 років тому

      Roy Merkel Did you mean "career"?

    • @roymerkel8008
      @roymerkel8008 6 років тому +6

      Yeah, spelling fail on my end (*sad trombone*)

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 6 років тому +10

    How many of those 229 people donated $1 as a drive-by laugh?

  • @nox3335
    @nox3335 3 роки тому +1

    Degrasse is a psychiatrist? I thought he was an astro physicist. Now that is a Conspiracy!

  • @DetectiveCy
    @DetectiveCy 6 років тому +16

    4: Wow, that story went from ridiculous to actually heart-breaking. ;(
    3: Welp, this guy is a complete nutjob.
    2: Huh, this one's actually pretty cool. Hats off to Tabatha!
    1: What the actual fuck?! What kind of moron would even think about doing something like this?
    Good video as always, Dan.

  • @dr.penguinstein3426
    @dr.penguinstein3426 6 років тому +6

    Any chance of doing the Nostalgia Critic's crowdfunded failure of a gameshow?
    Anyway keep up the good work ^ ^

  • @Simte
    @Simte 6 років тому +26

    *[Clubbed to Death plays in the background]*

  • @trevorrandom
    @trevorrandom 5 років тому +3

    'Mirror Lizards' that's a Goth band name if I've ever heard it!

  • @hawlitakerful
    @hawlitakerful 6 років тому +9

    Lets put aside the questionable ethics of the 911 Redux project for a moment. But how can one be so far from reality to think you get a Boeing for 1.5 Million dollars not even talking about modding it to be radio controlled and a structure to crash it into. So this is either a scam from the word go or he is seriously deluded what things cost in this world.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому

      Imagine what else could be done with all that money, smh

    • @hawlitakerful
      @hawlitakerful 3 роки тому

      @@JargonMadjin That completely depends on what the scope is. 1.5 mill is a really nice stack of money for a private person but for everything else it's more or less nothing.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому

      @@hawlitakerful I know but still

  • @iamaunicorn1232
    @iamaunicorn1232 6 років тому +1

    "So uh... what's this mangled piece of steel?"
    "Oh that's my chunk of a building used in a recreation of the horrible twin tower attack that was done to help find out what really happened!"
    "Huh..... riiiiight....*clears throat* cool."

  • @TheLexusKitsune
    @TheLexusKitsune 6 років тому +6

    The flat earth society has members all over the globe
    wait

  • @phantom99991
    @phantom99991 6 років тому +2

    Honestly, if you had the money to throw away, finding a location to build an exact replica of one of the towers and throwing a plane at it wouldn't be the worst idea. Not just from a conspiracy theory point of view; with proper monitoring equipment we could learn a LOT about ways to reinforce larger structures against major impacts, and ways of protecting the people inside of them in the event of mass structural failure as a result of a disaster (manmade or otherwise).

  • @TheJaguar1983
    @TheJaguar1983 6 років тому +3

    To be fair to B.O.B. there are some people who behave cultishly (I know it's not a word) about science. Well, technically you can say the same about anything.

  • @nathanaelpage
    @nathanaelpage 6 років тому +2

    "moon doesn't exist" "people actually believe all of these things" we got him boyz

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому

      "Moon isn't real."
      Moon: "I guess I'll die"

  • @TheWaterdog6
    @TheWaterdog6 6 років тому +7

    Even if the world was flat, who cares? How will that affect the average joe by knowing?

  • @PingerSurprise
    @PingerSurprise 4 роки тому +1

    9/11 happens
    Paul: "I'll fucking do it again!"

  • @SAM-ru4vx
    @SAM-ru4vx 6 років тому +10

    so the first one is canadian fallout in real life eh?

    • @evanchismark3092
      @evanchismark3092 6 років тому +4

      I was thinking that too. I'm wondering if that guy has nefarious experiments in mind for the vault dwellers.

  • @blackoverblueskies6221
    @blackoverblueskies6221 6 років тому +2

    That last conspiracy theory took me for a ride... it could give me an actual headache if I think about it.

  • @Graknorke
    @Graknorke 6 років тому +6

    Wait what, parachuting out of a cruising 767 sounds really dangerous. They fly high.

    • @yserareborn
      @yserareborn 6 років тому +1

      Setting aside EVERYTHING else, there was no way they could even practically re-create the event. Way too many variables.
      Also you could not build a structure remotely resembling the World Trade Center on a lousy million bucks.

    • @metalproofed3089
      @metalproofed3089 6 років тому +2

      they woudn´t even get any plane of that size that still flys for only 1.5 mio$, let alone converting it to remote flight for their stunt

    • @pferreira1983
      @pferreira1983 5 років тому +1

      @@yserareborn He wasn't going to build another structure, he was going to find a similar one.

  • @DragonNexus
    @DragonNexus 5 років тому +2

    So I was today years old when I realised ALF is short for Alien Life Form.
    I never watched it as a kid...

  • @finallyanime
    @finallyanime 6 років тому +5

    My question is where does all the human waste go.....

    • @HappyCynic
      @HappyCynic 6 років тому +4

      finallyanime It becomes reality TV stars.

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia 2 роки тому +2

    Gotta love those flat-earthers. They love to say "You just don't understand physics," but there's not a one of them who'd pass a fifth-grade math test.

  • @AtticusMJ
    @AtticusMJ 6 років тому +3

    Wait...but we never seen Larry & Slopes in the same room :O

  • @ribunny123
    @ribunny123 6 років тому

    Haha yesss! More Kickscammers! I love pausing the beginning to see the extras too. You put so much effort in the little things, it's really appreciated.

  • @likky1
    @likky1 6 років тому +13

    redux would be easier to pull off with a really accurate simulator
    also that still doesnt make it much better, thats kinda messed up honestly

    • @bluedragonfly8139
      @bluedragonfly8139 6 років тому +3

      likkyzero couldn't agree more!

    • @cuyofilms9437
      @cuyofilms9437 6 років тому +2

      Saw your comment after I posted mine. I wonder if that kind of software exists today, one that could take so so soooo many factors into account. And yes, even then, it would be kind of weird to watch it...

    • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
      @firstnamelastname-oy7es 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, it's a dumb project for sure. What would it tell you that you didn't already think from the actual attack?
      It's just a fancy way of wasting money. They can't afford a skyscraper, the land to build it on away from civilization and a 747 with 1.5 mil.
      Although, it is kind of weird how there was two towers, and the two planes hit the towers with incredible accuracy, and how they knew the twin towers relied on it's sides for support.

    • @zanyraccoon6361
      @zanyraccoon6361 6 років тому +4

      I think scientists should recreate it in a simulator for research purposes. We'll never learn if we're too sensitive to analyze such an important event.
      However, that doesn't change the fact that trying to recreate it IRL is probably not the way to go without a multi-billion dollar budget. There are just too many factors to recreate. You would have to add all manner of surveillance equipment everywhere you could to get the most information out of such a test, you wouldn't get a second shot, and you'd have to pay a lot for the clean up once you're done. It just wouldn't be feasible.

    • @Gayestskijumpever
      @Gayestskijumpever 6 років тому

      They did computer simulate the impacts in the official investigation.

  • @waifu_png_pl6854
    @waifu_png_pl6854 5 років тому +1

    i love that you used the sonic 3 circus music when talking about flat earth. great touch

  • @zmbdog
    @zmbdog 6 років тому +3

    What would I do if the world ended? Die I guess...how could there be any other possible answer?

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 6 років тому +1

    "Hiya, give me your money so I can do a simulated terrorist attack."

  • @MrQdiddy85
    @MrQdiddy85 6 років тому +7

    wait are slopes and Larry Buddy not the same person

  • @KurisuYamato
    @KurisuYamato 6 років тому

    Just gotta say, the choice of that particular version of Terra's theme for the introduction of the 9/11 portion was very well done. Top notch work as always man.

  • @kutulukutu
    @kutulukutu 6 років тому +4

    Great vid! One problem... Neil deGrasse Tyson isn't a psychiatrist. He's an astrophysicist. Might wanna, you know. Splice that in. But a great video, as always!

  • @SilenceEruptsGL
    @SilenceEruptsGL 4 роки тому +1

    "How Slopes Game Room and Larry Bundy Jr are the same person"
    But it's true!

  • @NimhLabs
    @NimhLabs 6 років тому +45

    The alien megastructure they are talking about is a Dyson Sphere--which it looked like we might have been watching a Dyson Sphere being constructed. Which means it is still a star... just a star with an impressive artificial structure being built around it.
    Which, even without going into "conspiracy theory" nonsense... would be an impressive find. Right up there with if SETI were to find a message in the stars, or if the Gravity Wave detectors noticed some saw tooth gravity waves.

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 6 років тому +4

      We didn't hear anything when SETI pointed its listening arrays toward the star, so unfortunately it's not aliens.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 6 років тому +7

      You do realise that SETI is not 100% fool proof of a system to detect alien life? That SETI is actually a fairly limited way to detect unnatural space noise--and mostly exists because we don't have any actually really good ways to try to detect that stuff?
      Essentially, it is a crappy solution that mostly gets done because we don't have a proper solution.

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 6 років тому +3

      Katrina Payne, It's not 100% fool proof, no. It would, however, detect alien signals from a civilization building a Dyson Swarm.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 6 років тому +10

      BenoHourglass: SETI could not detect Earth if it was on Alpha Centuri. SETI is trying to detect a small set of possible communication that are not even in common use on Earth.
      SETI not being able to detect anything means nothing more than "SETI was not able to detect anything"
      I really dislike it when people keep expecting various tools to do far more than what they are inherently capable of doing. Or attempting to try to use things as scientific proof, without really understanding they've completely fucked up their understanding of shit. It is on par with claiming computers do not work and are a fiction because you've not plugged your computer into a proper power source "See! I plugged my laptop into a potato, and it is not booting up! Proof that laptops are a lie, and part of Big Sand Corporation trying to scam us!"
      Before you can use something to disprove stuff--or even really try to bring up anything as proof... you actually have to understand how that shit works.
      This is why the world is so stupid... people act like "having to actually study and get to know the material before you bring it up and discuss it" is a form of Gate Keeper Fallacy.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 6 років тому

      And again... the reason why something as ridiculously flawed, limited and frankly useless as SETI is in current use is because we really have nothing better for an answer or solution.

  • @matygoo1644
    @matygoo1644 3 роки тому +1

    The guy who wanted a bunker can use that 1 dollar to buy a cocktail umbrella, the universe provides

  • @pictonomii3295
    @pictonomii3295 6 років тому +8

    I don't think Niel D is a psychologist.

    • @looshkin66
      @looshkin66 6 років тому +2

      He's not......he's an astrophysicist.

    • @sunyavadin
      @sunyavadin 6 років тому +2

      I mean, he'd probably be more help to the dude if he was...

    • @looshkin66
      @looshkin66 6 років тому

      yeah, I could see that.

    • @sebastiansochanski
      @sebastiansochanski 6 років тому

      Daniel Tittyfish
      Astropsychology more like it.

  • @retrovideogamejunkie
    @retrovideogamejunkie 6 років тому +1

    looks like the 11-9 redux guy watched too much mythbusters...

  • @JoelRiter
    @JoelRiter 6 років тому +3

    I used to be a 9/11 truther. I was an insane kid. I still believe, that, you know there was a bit more going on with the a lot of the events... You know the idea the government had an idea that something WAS going to happen. I just go meh now. I also still consider myself something of a conspiracy theorist. In other words, I question things. JFK, MLK, Lennon, that sort of thing.
    But these type of people. Dear fuck. I lose a bit of hope in humanity everytime I hear the moon landing was a hoax. My simple question then becomes, given the space race, wouldnt Russia stop and go "Hey guys... Dont think this happened... Lets screw it go to the moon and embarass the US?"
    And yes, there are a handful of people that in effect control the US. They are called lobbyists working for corporations like Pfizer pr Haliburton or Mansanto.
    Speaking of Mansanto, yes there are bad GMOs.. Terminator seeds are really terrible. But, corn is a GMO, and having a giant apple or tomato... I dont know... Seems like a good thing.
    Yes, skepticism is an amazing thing. Being able to question and think is a wonderful human attribute. Howwever, not one person can know everything. Hell, collectively we can know only very little. Thats why peer reviewed science is so important and understanding that process should be one of the most mandatory elements taught in schools. Sigh. Some people are just easily fooldd or think that having some extraordinary problem is better then having a solvable one so they dont have to put forth effort? I really dont know.

  • @thatfield977
    @thatfield977 6 років тому

    There are three UA-cam channels for which I get super stoked when they release a new video, and yours is one of them. (Larry Bundy Jr. is another, and Outside Xbox is the third, in case you were wondering.) Thanks, Dan!

  • @TheHobgoblyn
    @TheHobgoblyn 6 років тому +9

    Man-- I hate it when these things decide to include things that the writer of the script is an obvious ignoramus about and just screw the whole damn thing up.
    The thing with Tabby's star being a "mega structure" would not mean that it was not a star-- only that there are a ton of, what would probably be best called "satellites" orbiting the star (by definition, satellites orbit planets, so they wouldn't technically be satellites, but you should get the picture) and gathering a larger amount of the energy the star would put out than a single planet by itself could.
    And scientists have theorized for a while that any intelligent life capable of space travel would build a "mega structure" exactly in that way and that we ourselves will start making one within the next 100 years. Thus, if we were looking at a star with a planet that hosted intelligent, we would see exactly what we see when looking at Tabby's star.
    And, yes, it is almost certain that instead the star is surrounded by an extraordinarily abnormal large number of comets instead, particularly as the star is both younger and dimmer than one we would expect alien life to arise on anyway. But since it is exactly what we are looking for on the search for alien life, it isn't crazy or "conspiracy theory" to put some money into double-checking and seeing if we can gather any more evidence to verify what exactly is orbiting the star and causing the light to be blocked in such a weird way..

    • @ExecratedPlaysGaming
      @ExecratedPlaysGaming 6 років тому +1

      Just one problem: You can't build a Dyson Sphere around the Sun without bringing in material from outside the solar system, and if we become advanced enough in the next 100 years to drag extra-solar planets here, why bother with the extra steps of destroying and refining them instead of simply bringing habitable worlds here to live on directly?

    • @TheHobgoblyn
      @TheHobgoblyn 6 років тому

      You fundamentally misunderstand what a Dyson Sphere actually is. The version in Star Trek: TNG is not accurate at all. You don't need to bring in material from the outside to get a decently functioning one. You just use the asteroids and comets-- flatten them out to create energy gathering mirrors and make as many as you like.
      It isn't like you need to gather 100% of the stars energy or may as well be gathering 0%. Every bit you can catch helps-- at least so long as what you gather exceeds the energy expended to make that particular part of the grid.

    • @ExecratedPlaysGaming
      @ExecratedPlaysGaming 6 років тому +1

      You're not talking about a Dyson Sphere, then. However, there's still the issue of how one would flatten asteroids into mirrors. If we become so advanced in the next 100 years that we can manipulate matter in order to transform rock into a perfectly reflective surface, we likely wouldn't have a need to create a Dyson Sphere since we could simply manufacture anything we like from the raw materials we have.

    • @TheHobgoblyn
      @TheHobgoblyn 6 років тому

      The original proposal of a "Dyson Sphere" was what you might call now a Dyson Swarm.
      As for transforming rock into reflective surfaces-- humans have been doing that since the bronze age. In fact, whether you are typing this on a computer or a smart phone, the device in front of you is primarily made "from rock".
      Again, you seem to be hooked on this idea that one should either do the most extreme possibly imaginable thing... or not bother to do anything at all. That kind of defeatist, nihilistic attitude will get you no where. Guess what, you aren't going to be the most rich or successful or famous person who has ever lived on Earth-- but it seems you haven't killed yourself yet, so why can't you apply this "good enough" and "better than nothing" mentality to other things?
      Look back to how humans were living in 1918 and I think if you are honest with yourself, if you described any of how we live today to people back then-- they would think you were telling fantastical lies. Satellite TV is impossible. 3D movies with surround sound is impossible. People visiting the moon is pure Jules Verne fantasy, and even he wasn't mad enough to claim that we would be able to cause machines to orbit the earth or send robots to Mars and even more distant planets to take photographs and somehow get the back to Earth. The internet? A system that connects devices all around the world and lets you instantly communicate with anyone in the world or contains more text than has ever been written prior to 1918? What mushrooms did you eat and where can I get some?
      You claim that one can have a handheld device not physically connected with anything that can retain power for 12 hours and make phone calls, pull information from anywhere in the world and show videos longer and superior quality than 1918 cinema? You have clearly lost your god damn mind and have no sense of grasp on reality.
      Seriously, man, THINK. Compared to the advances of the last 100 years, it really isn't unfeasible at all to get a solar power station in space that orbits the sun. We can then use it as an asteroid mining station and method for getting ships to an from earth and the rest of the solar system.

    • @ExecratedPlaysGaming
      @ExecratedPlaysGaming 6 років тому +1

      TheHobgoblyn I do believe you're simply a buffoon, but I'll counter your arguments in the hope that your idiocy will not infect the ignorant.
      First, the original proposal was not for what anyone might call a "Dyson Swarm," a term you took straight from Wikipedia. The original proposal, which you have certainly never read, talked about the Sun being entirely encompassed by a hollow ball.
      Second, humans have not been turning rocks into reflective materials since the Bronze Age. True, humans have been refining specific rocks composed of specific materials into reflective surfaces likely since the Stone Age, but to claim that one can create a mirror from any piece of rock, irrespective of the composition of said rock, is absurd.
      Next, you're the one who claimed that we would begin construction of a Dyson Sphere, or some other kind of megastructure, within the next 100 years. While I'm glad you now recognize this claim as extremely absurd, please do not try to pretend I was the one who brought up such an absurdity when you were just talking about placing a simple solar-powered satellite in space.
      Finally, while people in the past might have believed the internet an impossibility, they did share your belief that one cab transform mundane stone into gold. They called this alchemy, and you should learn from their mistakes and accept that it's not real.

  • @seannoel8615
    @seannoel8615 5 років тому +1

    In regards to the first one, I think I would rather just become a ghoul. I'm already ugly and have a gravely voice.

  • @thattagen
    @thattagen 6 років тому +1

    1.5 Million wouldn't even get you half of a Boeing 747 wing.

  • @KaeYoss
    @KaeYoss 6 років тому +1

    The Star is no mystery. It's only so regular because it recently absorbed a planet made completely out of bran flakes.

  • @kobaltsteel6418
    @kobaltsteel6418 3 роки тому

    4:24 ah yes, that is what "technology" looks like; an empty room... and I love how "beauty care" is just a room with a spiral stairway... very innovative

  • @NinjaKurosai
    @NinjaKurosai 5 років тому +1

    Alien Megastructure is referring to a Dyson sphere, a purely hypothetical manner of harnessing energy from a star. It's actually really interesting, check it out.

  • @frowlinian8175
    @frowlinian8175 6 років тому +1

    The alien megatructure theory with the star was that they were building a "Dyson Sphere" around the star. The theory is that as a society gets more and more advanced they consume more and more energy so a society would get to a point that they would need to harness ALL of the energy that's being emitted by the star by building a "Dyson Sphere", which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like, a sphere around a star that collects all the energy. Not that the star itself was an alien megastructure, but that the sphere was blocking out the light from the star... turns out it was just a bit of gas but fuck it, "star farts" doesnt sound quite as catchy as "oh em gee aliens!"

    • @NathanChisholm041
      @NathanChisholm041 6 років тому

      Never know it still might be a type 3 civilization floating around it! And to be honest that have no idea really! We barely know our solar system yet they have cracked what's going on around KIC 8462852?

  • @seekertosecrets
    @seekertosecrets 6 років тому +1

    I had to hide my face and shake my head after hearing Saved By the Bell in reverse...

  • @vikiai4241
    @vikiai4241 4 роки тому

    If you have ever seen photos passed around by contrail conspiracists featuring a plane interior filled with many rows of shiny beer-keg sized tanks, this is actually one of the ways they safety test new plane prototypes for passenger loading without having to have actual passengers in them. They can even simulate passengers moving around the cabin during flight by pumping water around between different tanks (which is why they use lots of little tanks ranked in seating positions, rather than a couple of big tanks as would make more sense for storing mind-control chemicals).

  • @ThePiquedPigeon
    @ThePiquedPigeon 3 роки тому

    7:51 - I assume he is actually a CIRCULAR Superstar, eh? 🤣
    I'll get my coat...

  • @djalexander7723
    @djalexander7723 5 років тому +2

    Pay me a gazillion times gazillion to build a utopia space station in outer space

  • @strain42
    @strain42 6 років тому

    I have so many questions about that one backer that donated one dollar. Who are they? What do you think they're up to right now? What do you think they had for breakfast? My money is on a can of Heinz Baked Beans.

  • @wolvenreign7871
    @wolvenreign7871 6 років тому

    9:49 "The psychiatrist Neil Degrasse Tyson" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I laughed so hard I came! I busted a nut and a gut!

  • @viyhexe131
    @viyhexe131 6 років тому

    My Biggest question about 911-2 Electric Boogaloo is: where the hell are they going to find a skyscraper that they can just casually demolish? Assuming they aren't going to build there own in the middle of nowhere, there's no company on earth that would let such a major structure be destroyed for zero gains, and no city that would be willing to evacuate such a massive area for the sake of such an irresponsibly dangerous experiment. Even if they had the plane completely funded, the amount of lost resources and man-hours would be ludicrously expensive to cover; not to mention the absurd amount of risk to the surrounding area.

  • @RunsWithKniefs
    @RunsWithKniefs 6 років тому

    10:37
    THE HAND HAS 6 FINGERS!
    For slopes to think that's normal HE MUST BE A MUTANT!
    A SEWER MUTANT! Time to start a gofundme to prove it! :D

  • @chdreturns
    @chdreturns 6 років тому

    When the music kicked in on the B.o.B. one... That was comic gold.

  • @caseyjarmes
    @caseyjarmes 5 років тому +2

    "What's that rock on your coffee table?"
    "It's a memento from the time I caused 9/11."

    • @pferreira1983
      @pferreira1983 5 років тому +1

      You have to wonder where he'd get the debris pieces to give away.

  • @LuriTV
    @LuriTV 6 років тому

    For me as a member of the GWUP (Gesellschaft zur wissenschaftlichen Untersuchung von Parawissenschaften), the german sister society of the "Committee for Skeptical Inquiry" this clip was a lot of fun and grieve

    • @LuriTV
      @LuriTV 6 років тому

      not just but also

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 6 років тому

    Lack of backers can't melt Kickstarter campaigns

  • @Deathofatiger1389
    @Deathofatiger1389 5 років тому +1

    Are we going to sit and ignore the fact that there's a hand with 6 digits pointing at B.O.B.'s $$$ raised of goal?

  • @chadgarrett6947
    @chadgarrett6947 6 років тому

    Love these kickstarter vids man, good show.

  • @retromtg1834
    @retromtg1834 6 років тому

    I remember those alien heads from the 90s I used to have a stack of stickers from a vending machine. Nice touch Slopes