Limp Bizkit's Results May Vary - Worst Album Ever Made?
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- Опубліковано 25 бер 2024
- Hello Everyone! It's been a long time coming but here we are! We are finally talking about Limp Bizkit's infamous album Results May Vary!
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Limp Bizkit's Clips from "Poop" DVD
Metacritic: www.metacritic.com/music/resu...
Limpbizkit.com and the wayback machine
Horrible Music Wiki - horriblemusic.miraheze.org/wi...
The wiki wiki wiki - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Results...
Loudwire on Wes Borland - loudwire.com/why-wes-borland-...
The Insane Genius of WES BORLAND - • The Insane Genius of W...
Limp Bizkit Brazil - / @limpbizkitbrasil1
![Limp Bizkit - Live at Finsbury Park [2003 Results May Vary Tour] - Full Show Pro-Shot](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pvyHW-YPH3I/mqdefault.jpg)
I love Limp Bizkit more than water and oxygen
yes
if that's a crime i'd like to be arrested right now please
You're wild 😂
MAN BE MY BEST FRIEND BRO, I LOVE LIMPBIZKIT MORE THAN FOOD WATER AND OXYGEN AND ALL MY FRIENDS HATE EM
Hot dog flavored water?
Some quick context. "Hot Dog" is supposed to be a diss track towards Trent Reznor who said Limp Bizkit sucks in an interview. Fred wanted to interpolate "Closer" as a middle finger to Trent. The irony there is now Trent makes royalties and has a writing credit on "Hot Dog" lol
It's almost as if Fred Durst is not a very intelligent person...
@@henrygvidonas9573 they still play that song in their set lists.
Its a banger 😂
@@henrygvidonas9573 Listing Trent as a co-writer of the song is brilliant. 🤣🤣
@@lordtrigon1733 They had no choice. They didnt get permission at first to use his lyrics therefore they had to give him a writing credit after he allowed it or they could've been sued or had the song removed.
"“Fred lifted choruses off three or four songs of mine then when his record was going to print, realized "F**k, I'd better ask permission first or I might get sued!" I let him do it. I wasn't gonna hold his record up.”
Solely because Reznor gave that permission, he has a songwriting credit on "Hot Dog". Reznor never worked on that song or with Durst. It is also worth noting that Reznor once dismissed the idea that he feuded with Durst as "almost comical".
Because Trent Reznor got on his high horse and called Limp Bizkits lyrics obscene
this is why you're the GOAT, you continue to make some of the best content on the platform for nothing but the passion of the craft
I support any channel that analyzes the entire album adult themes for voice.
Totally, this man is my hero and a genius
Results May Vary is an interesting analisis of Fred Durst mind during 2003 because he was dealing with many unresolved issues from his high school years mixed with the hatred and criticisms from LB peak years. Meanwhile, in Phenomenom and Cream (Radio Is Dead) Fred try to appears being happy with the success of his band, but in reality he was not happy at all.
Losing Wes Borland was a huge blow for Limp Bizkit, but i guess Fred Durst's own midlife crisis affected more the recording of the album.
nice megadrive pfp
that riff in the intro to "nookie" is sooo bad ass
I’m pretty sure that Hot Dog isn’t ripping off closer, but is a Trent Reznor diss
What better way to ring in Wrestlemania season than with "WWE'S FAVORITE BAND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD" !?
(I still think "My Way" will forever be iconic, as it was tied to the best Mania of all time. It was indeed a time and a place. Awesome work as always, CM!!!)
Unironically you are the only music reviewer I actively listen to & enjoy, you're so open minded & understanding unlike everyone else who's pretentious & act like they know everything... I've been watching you for years & just started to rewatch WAEM episodes, so this is perfect! Love your content, keep it up!!
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@@dougyuck Hello youtube user yeehaw90
That's my society thing about him too. Where he can find the good in the bad I appreciate it.
the level of effort on your videos is insanely high every time. also, bonus points for saying that the "behind blue eyes" cover is overhated.
I wonder how many times fred durst has watched fight club since his initial 28 viewings as stated in "Livin' It Up"
Limp Bizkit: makes Lonely World
Garrett: LOL so school sucks. Grow a damn pair of balls.
wasn’t that the nostalgia critic’s reaction to another brick in the wall????? lmao
Not sure if anyone knows about this but there's a bootleg album called Smelly Beaver that has all the songs that Wes contributed to before leaving Limp Bizkit that would've gone into Results May Vary, including Crack Addict
Wrong. All those other songs were with Mike Smith and a couple with Head from Korn.
@@themadrapper101 Thanks for pointing that out.
I like when people spread misinformation...
This is incorrect in MANYYY ways.
1: smelly beaver is not a bootleg but a compilation of poorly mixed unreleased songs.
2: these songs do not feature Wes Borland instead were recorded by their guitar tech (drawing a blank on his name rn sorry)
Was not expecting this to be a double-review alongside Chocolate Starfish.
A remarkably incredible plot twist! :D
I lucked out in 2000, when I scooped the limited edition double vinyl Lp of Chocolate Starfish a very rare grail today
Every Limp Bizkit album should be titled “Set Your Expectations Accordingly”.
Results May Vary is far from the worst album ever. It's actually underrated and aged well. It stands out from the other albums. It should have been a two disk album because there's over 10 songs that didn't make the CD but it's out there online as a B-Side album all songs were meant for Results May Vary. I love RMV, my biggest complaint was that "Crack Addict" didn't make it on there which was a great song they haven't performed since 2003 at Wrestlemania 19. It would have been known as one of their biggest songs ever had it got a big budget video.
Results May Vary is among my favorite Limp Bizkit albums
I always thought the exact same thing of Crack Addict, that song is top 5 bangers of the band and maybe no1 honestly. It needed a music video 100%
JOKES ASIDE, there really are some bops here! made me feel 8 years old again. i looked in my closet and said "i think it's time to break out the tracksuit"
An hour? I’ve never been more afraid.
You covered Chris-chans music, I wondered if you'd ever think about covering another lolcows music like king cobra JFS.
"Thats most definitely what is up!"
I'd love if Garrett did a video about that, KingCobra is crazy.
"Satan's BEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL!"
Cobes DEFINITELY deserves an episode since he fancies himself one of the world's greatest rock stars despite being one of the single worst musicians ever to pick up an instrument.
JustinRPG video when
@@epsilonioncellulargenocide38 oh yea, the Reshiram guy
Cobra's Crude Christmas Carols is unironically hilarious
Much respect to Chocolate Starfish for selling one million copies in its first week despite having one of the *worst* album covers I've ever seen...
I still can't believe Kid Rock got into the WWE Hall of Fame and not their "favorite band". (not to mention Motorhead and Cindi Lauper, who were also far more deserving)
I would never listen to a limp bizcuit record. And then Garrett comes in with TWO!? I'm done 😅
one misconception that always annoys me is the running idea that the columbine situation was caused by bullying or "two kids that were suffering". They were the bullys and were known to have picked on other kids a lot, as well as having a fair few amount of friends. They were just sociopaths who did what they did because they desired to do so, it's not a "revenge against bullies" situation and it always bugs the hell out of me when people push that false narrative
I'm saving this video for when I get home and can REALLY take it in.
You know. This series has made me reconsider several artists and albums that I had written off and learn to appreciate or even love them.
That absolutely didn't happen with Limp Bizkit but when I saw the episode I thought it might for a second.
I've never clicked on a video so fast
forreal
See the reason why I watch you is that you genuinely take this seriously. Thank you for taking these albums seriously beyond "haha limp bizkit bad". I don't think these albums are that great but there's something there
Fun Fact: "Red Light Green Light" was released just after Snoop Dogg said he was going to stop putting down women in his lyrics to set a better example to his kids, but yet there was a quote in his part of that song that went, "We like to drink, Talk s--t and *spit at b----es*". Needless to say, the whole quitting smoking weed PR stunt that happened recently was not the first time Snoop Dogg was labeled as a hypocrite.....
Say what you will about Fred, but he wasn't a professional pimp in 2003.
I love your vids man! Made with loads of care and incredibly funny. Keep it up, dude! :D
He finally did it...
We are so back
Ps. Wes Borland is hella underrated, he has made the chunkiest riff of the 90's and 2000's.
Also,
Here are Suggestions for albums:
Diabły wzywają - Czarci Świt
The slamburglars - cookie monstrosity
(You can thank Rate Your Music for these picks)
Would be cool if we got some extreme metal on here, even though its kinda hard to find bad albums (since almost all of them are gems).
Wes rules as a guitarist if anything it’s the one reason to appreciate the band for his riffs
@@MISOFOREVERRR for sure
love you cactus man, this series is my favorite on YT. not a priority suggestion but if you could ever get around to putting danse manatee by animal collective on the WAEM wheel that'd be pretty cool ♥
oh my god that's a perfect candidate, of course! anco represent!!!
I love all Limp Bizkit, including this album. But yeah, I understand why people hate it.
EIGHT YEARS CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!
Excellent review dude ! Thanks for doing that :)
I listened to all the albums again recently, and I noticed a bit of a trend:
Fred seems to blame anyone but himself for anything going wrong in his life or relationships.
The phrase "considered Limp Bizkit's best album" sounds a lot like "the best type of cancer to contract".
AKA testicular cancer. 😏
go back to 2010
Yawn..
@@straightfiremetalstraightfirem that won't fix the band sucking....
Wes is a great guitarist if anything I appreciate his contributions even if I don’t like the vocals too much he’s just such a unique artist and guitarist
just in time for my hour break between classes. thank you Dr. Malpractice
That was one of the Disco Elephants in the intro there.
Limp bizkit is one of the worst bands I’ve ever listened to but I never fail to enjoy it, it’s just a bunch of dudes having fun and I enjoy that greatly
I think that's the secret to them. They're moshpit and party music, and for that they do SUPER well.
Also, Wes Borland is fantastic and greatly underappreciated
I just think people add the worst band ever label to save some face or something 😂 theyre not even near one of the worst bands.
I like this in-depth content and your descriptions of the music!! Good work!!
As a music snob myself who also was into limp b tothe i z k i t in junior high, im surprised you didnt mention their testosterone infused maiden album, the classic "three dolla bill, y'all"
Also, you should check out this short film fred and wes made a few years back now that theyre friends in their more mature years. It seems like fred is much smarter than most would ever believe. Id be willing to bet hes been committed to portraying a character all along in what would be one of the most epic trolls of all time. I think the short is still on youtube pretty sure its called "The Truth"...highly recommend for any childhood fanboy of limp. Its a vey nice character arc for fred.
Man i just wanna say even if you don't have like an insanely big following this is some of my favorite content on youtube and that fact that you hit 8 years doing this is so sick, congrats!
I’m glad you’re still making videos. You’re a great content creator, bro. I’ve watched your videos during some hard times. Keep up the positivity, man.
15 times listening to Limp Biskit…..I would not survive.
There's 4 B-Sides from this record called Lean On Me, Relentless, Poison Ivy & When It Rains, How all didn't make the record shocks me.
I'll be honest in saying RMV is a record I spin often and call and all time fav. It's been with me through multiple different states of mind and LB as a whole is a perfect band for that due to the variety in their song subjects.
Interesting thing about the back story of this record. If you watch the MTV making of Documentary (Great insight on the creation process) you get a good view of Fred during the making of. He had a relationship scandal with Britney Spears during the recording and it likely inspired a lot of the lyrical content.
Another one is Underneath The Gun lyrically was written when Fred had only 24 hours left to write lyrics for a song before big tour so the stress and emotion is very real on it.
5:40 i screamed when he said he was gonna do TCSATHFW at the same time as RMV.
_GARRETT I GODDAMN LOVE YOU!_
Dropped this right on time for my lunch break. Welcome back, sir.
You will always be one of my all time favorite UA-camrs. Happy 8 years :)
I actually think that this album is really underrated, i am kinda sad that they didn't officially released the b-sides from the album, beacuse they slap so hard!
The should release an album all b-sides and covers, I wish crack addict was on that album
May i suggest "United We Doth" by PFFR, huge fan of their TV output, struggling to listen to it
Weird thing is I've listened to the demos from 'results may vary' and many of them are so much better than what we got. "all around the world, they know me" as a lyric came from a much better track from their demos, why it was switched out is beyond me.
I personally put Limp Bizkit in the same category as Insane Clown Posse when it comes to artists that get way more hate than they deserve
Listening to Limp Bizkit albums 30 times is a Guantanamo Bay level of torture.
You know, one thing I've come to love about your channel since I discovered it is how it doesn't matter how unusual or even unpleasant a song might sound, it's always worth analyzing for what it is, as long as it's trying to SAY something... And that pairs really well, I think, with you tearing into this album for how it (for a good chunk of its runtime at least) isn't saying anything. It feels like an ACTUAL critical analysis instead of just dogpiling on something that's already hated, and that is a feat in and of itself when it comes to Limp Bizkit
Amazing work! Also appreciate you give CSatHFW a review too, it was one of those albums with a place in the back of my head during high school. (side note, I did a little vid for your song "Garbage to a Corkboard" if interested in checking it out, cheers!)
An hour long video about Limp Bizkit? Fuck yeah, sign me up. Also this channel deserve to be WAY bigger than it is, love the videos.
Also, I have on suggestion for a WAEM and it is quite an odd one. This album is called Virtual Erase and it is from James Ferraro. It is quite possibly the most alien and unique sounding album I have ever heard in my entire life, and I would love to hear your thoughts about it!
I think Limb Bizkit is underrated in a lot of aspects and I'm glad there's been a big reevaluation of nu metal as of late. Take A Look Around is one of my favorite songs of all time and Break Stuff is an all timer for Best Angsty Teenager song. It's a group of dorks having fun making music to party to. Significant Other and Chocolate Starfish are both legitimate classics in my eyes and belong next to Toxicity as high water marks of the genre.
Great work as always man 👍
Thanks for this video. I'm a long time Bizkit enjoyer but I've been avoiding RMV until recently because I was in the "no Wes no party" boat, and I have to admit, it has surprised me, a few of the tracks have stuck with me, yet I believe that some of these songs, despite how good they are, just don't "belong" to LB or more specially Fred's writing and singing style. But I'm happy they made them, even knowing they probably won't make something similar ever again.
Next I have to give a chance to The Unquestionable Truth EP
I forgot how freaking awesome this CD was especially the last track
Your channel name is so irresistibly repeatable. I've been saying it multiple times per minute since I've read it. Cactus Malpractice. Awesome.
Subscribed 1 minute in! Amazing in depth analysis. Some people just look at the cover art and see the name Limp Bizkit and call the album crap when there are a few hidden gems on Results.
48:00 Rollin' urban assault vehicle was actually the original version of rollin', then came wes and created a guitar riff and the "original" rollin' was made
Do you use a microphone for your videos? Just curious. Great video my dood.
Can't wait for the MS Paint track titles!
hey buddy you need to adjust the aperture on your camera its having a hard time keeping you in focus, maybe turn the autofocus off and dial it in
For better or worse, without Limp Bizkit, I don't think I'd be the person I am today. That being said, even back when this album first came out I never liked it.
I hit "like" as soon as your videos start... just putn that out there.
Great video ! The real story of how Rollin was made is producer Swizz Beats came up with the beat for what is now called the remix and Fred asked the band to make a rock version of it.
It's in a 2008 Kerrang interview with Wes Borland, in which he also admits they got sued over "Getcha Groove On".
He was still bitter about the band back then and talking mad sh*t. From what I remember he said "Rollin" was like "a kids song" that "straight up sucked". A year later they reunited and the interview was scraped off the internet (as far as i know).
I know this is kinda off-topic but ive been looking for the track "eat you alive" for over a decade ever since i first heard a midi of it in a friends doom wad (no one knew the real songs title it just sounded cool). this is my first time hearing the real one so thanks i guess!
I remember being in the 6th grade at my basketball game. My best friend didn't play basketball, but he was sitting in the stands next to my mom. After the game, I went up in the stands to them, and he handed me a CD of Chocolate Starfish. We were huge Limp Bizkit fans, and I had no idea this album was a thing. He gave me the CD and told me to take it home and listen. The rest they say... well... the rest... is history.
What if you reviewed that U2 album they forced on everyone who updated their iPhone that one time? I don’t know anyone who liked that one
Now you gotta do The Great Milenko by ICP
As a huge juggalo, Carnival of Carnage would be a better pick or maybe even Ringmaster (even though it's one of my faves)
This video did what I thought was impossible and made me actually appreciate Limp Bizkit as a band and not a punchline. I went in expecting your typical "limp bizkit BAD" review that just clowns on them the entire time, but I left with a newfound appreciation for an artist I had never really given a fair chance. I can't say I *like* them now, but I can say that this was a great reminder to try new things and keep an open mind! 100% worth the wait and happy 8 years!
Is it just my phone or is this video going in and out of focus?
THE TIME HAS COME
Here’s the thing. First of I think you should’ve looked into the background of making of this record or if you have you should’ve referenced it. With Borland out all the pressure fell on Durst and he was the one who was supposed to make it work. So many of the songs were written by him with some help from Mike and other people in the industry and the band of course. With that came a lot of frustration and uncertainty and if anything it’s probably the band’s most genuine record since their first album. Because with significant other and chocolate starfish the band has become a kind of hype up band. It wasn’t much about personal experiences of Fred. So the album is what he was experiencing at the time, on one hand it’s Borland leaving and all the problems it caused with the hate towards Fred in general mixed in there and on the other hand Fred still felt fortunate for being in a position he was with millions of fans and all the success. I think this is where “I’m underneath the gun” the pressure and the hate, and “I’m underneath the sun” how truly lucky he was with his overall success. It’s not a song just about *uicide. That’s the duality of the record mixed in with the fact that Fred still had to account for what the band’s fan base wanted to hear. So on one hand he had to put up a facade that he was happy and on the other hand he was happy in many ways because he was truly successful in his career. And he had to think that he could pull it off without Wes and in some moments he did feel like it was possible… so I wouldn’t say those happy moments were all fake. it’s conflicting emotions he is a person after all. Confidence comes and goes. In terms of lyrics Fred was never really good at it and it isn’t Bizkit’s selling point really so to address lyrical context as much as you did really doesn’t make much sense to me. Which is why I feel like Lonely World, Creamer, Almost over are some of the band’s best tracks on the record. If it flows it flows… LB is not a band with lyrics that need to be dissected in hopes to find a deeper meaning. I am not a big fan of rap really but Red Light Green light always felt dope to me. Repetitive lyrics really don’t take away much from the sound in any of their tracks… look at modern trap or pop space repetitiveness is where it’s at. If anything Fred was ahead of his time in that regard… some see it as lazy writing I see it as if it flows let it flow. “All that easy” has amazing atmosphere and instrumental is great. Eat you alive is of course a fantasy and definitely has a place on the record… and I actually do like the music video. Overall I feel like your point of view is very subjective and uninformed. There was a special on MTV for the making of this record and it really peels back the curtain of what was going on and at no point do you reference that. It’s just pretty clear what was going on during the making of this record yet you draw no parallels between that and how the album ended up sounding in the end.
I am not a fan of Limp Bizkit but I agree with you, My Way worked perfectly in the build up to Wrestlemania 17 back then and the video with Austin/Rock footage brings back great memories.
I agree so much with Getcha groove on, i always loved the og version and it's irritating that they replaced it with the inferior version on spotify, this is why i still have a cd player 😂 i love banging this album in my car, cruising to My way and Rollin' never gets old, love that guitar tone on Take a look around too, it's really nice and refreshing to see someone review LB with a level head not just for the purpose of hating them for the sake of it like most people seem to do
Great review my man, subbed.
It's funny. I really couldn't care less about Limp Bizkit but I love your thoughtful & insightful delivery. Great job brother. Oddly enough my brother is dragging me to see them this summer on the Loserville tour @ the PNC Arts Center in NJ. This kinda' makes me a little excited for it! Keep up the stellar reviews.
Holy hell I forgot all about Fred Durst being in SmackDown Just Bring It. Great memories haha.
LIMP BIZKIT IS FUCKING TRASH I LOVE THEM
Tbh. LB knew they were gonna be hated so they took that as challenge
Your videos are amazing and always are amazing! Keep it up my chocolate starfish 😘
I know Bizkit is the easy target low hanging fruit, but there's no way anyone could legitimately call this the worse album of all time.
I fucking love Limp Bizkit. You had to be there at the time. Being a fan was sticking it to everyone and not giving a fuck. And all the hate that the music industry was giving them was hilarious given that no one could stop them from being one the biggest bands in the world at the time. I’m still Limpin’ with the Biscuit in 2024. Thanks for the vid, it was fun to relive those feelings from back in those days.
Here are some suggestions:
Etienne Sin - Sinna, Vol. 1
DEMONDICE - The DEMONDICE EP
Falling in Reverse - Fashionably Late
Lil Clip - y0sHImiTSu ! (yep, i'm plugging my own stuff here)
Ronnie Radke - Watch Me
Merzbow - Pulse Demon (i'm sorry)
Yoko Ono - Warzone
Hentai Dude - OWO What's This?
Iced Earth - A Narrative Soundscape
R. Kelly - I Admit It
"My Way" definitely was the best choice for this Wrestlemania. It also encapsulates this specific period of time.
The song is just such a mood.
Were Type O Negative not mad at LB for using their green?
I would have loved to see Fred Durst try to flap his gums about how he's going to mess him up to Pete Steele...
The timing is interesting for this video. Apparently it's also timed to announcements of Fred Durst starting a conspiracy podcast and 7-Eleven launching a hot dog flavored sparkling water. Not sure why, but there's Bizkits in the air.
Album I recently found that may legitimately be the worst I’ve ever heard (and is also pretty obscure): “There is Something Wrong” by Aftermath. I rate music on AOTY and it’s one of the few dead-drop zeroes I’ve ever given an album. It’s hard to do it justice but basically imagine your drunk uncle at thanksgiving ranting about how the government is run by lizard people, put it over some of the worst thrash metal ever made, and then add an additional dash of random confusing bs for no reason. I seriously think it could beat some of the albums that are currently on your wall of shame lol
One album that i would love you to cover but it's also hard to talk about by... multiple reasons is Eternal Enemies by Emmure, a band that has always been a laughing stock within the metalcore and deathcore genre and that apparently, every member but lead singer Frankie Palmeri quitted the band right after it got released
idk if i'm ready for this. i legit bought this album as a kid, it was one of the only ones i owned, and i listened to it a ton. looking back, i can barely remember any of the songs in a positive way, but 'eat you alive' still hits this weird sweet spot for me where i could maybe listen to it unironically.
Cant wait for Poo bear- Poo Bear Presents: Bearthday Music to be next!
Cromagnon - Orgasm (1969) is an ANOMALY. Definitely worth checking out.
I remember Eat You Alive playing on the stereo in my local church youth group hall, and I remember hating its abrasive loudness being blasted at me by Sydney’s Triple M radio station. They were responsible for subjecting many Aussies to Nickelback and Creed back in the day. Ah, memories.
That's a very unholy song to be blasting in a church XD
I wish cactus malpractice was my dad. By the way id love to recommend some music from my band if you're interested.
love ur videos to death but gotta say pls fix that autofocus on cam :D it keeps reseting super distracting
Nightmares of the decomposed by Six Feet Under!!!
One of the worst albums out there, it’s awesome!
I am so proud to have called this gentleman my boss at one point. What an awesome video!
I remember listening to hot dog flavored water on the school bus on my walkman, while my LA Looks hair gel ran down my face after PE class. The good ol days, for real.