Skyrim, But It's Badly Translated

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  • @FormerlyBlue
    @FormerlyBlue  11 місяців тому +150

    The adventure continues in Episode 2! ua-cam.com/video/DrA2RrhPJ7s/v-deo.html

    • @Lyreute
      @Lyreute 11 місяців тому +4

      👌

    • @MrOrchidion
      @MrOrchidion 8 місяців тому +1

      not a big fan. you picked the empire from the go.

    • @immagonko4261
      @immagonko4261 7 місяців тому

      ​@@MrOrchidion the right way

    • @detectivemadoka69420
      @detectivemadoka69420 7 місяців тому +1

      Tibet is not a place apparently lmao.

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart 6 місяців тому

      Hey, hi, that's LOOG HOUSE, I'll beat it a little When I walked through the open yo Hey, you drive me to your face with a gun they do not want to call ... I feel so hard that anybody in the world can not do that ...

  • @coffeecrispy2673
    @coffeecrispy2673 Рік тому +5113

    "It is a misconception that people should not smoke" that one is hilarious

    • @cona1432
      @cona1432 Рік тому +765

      "You must drink! You must drink!"

    • @arkadiuszkaczmarek5229
      @arkadiuszkaczmarek5229 Рік тому +254

      Bro became Andrew Tate

    • @Marquploads
      @Marquploads Рік тому +218

      Imagine you get knocked out for a moment, get back up by another prisoner like you. Run for your life inside a watch tower just to see another prisoner hit you with life-changing advice in the middle of a death scenario. "You should drink, you should drink." Alfredo, Stormcook. Jarl of Breezecoiff.

    • @styrofoam4637
      @styrofoam4637 Рік тому +102

      dads from the soviet union be like:

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic Рік тому +140

      I feel like Alfredo stormcook is trying to justify his destructive lifestyle

  • @horriblyhonestchinchilla
    @horriblyhonestchinchilla Рік тому +3365

    Alduin's name being traffic makes perfect sense, traffic can happen anywhere at any time, it is the source of all evil and corruption and must be eliminated.

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +312

      Traffic is rather awful, I do agree.

    • @Leto85
      @Leto85 Рік тому +141

      It also has a, tendency to devour worlds.

    • @XohjaiSbarkeater
      @XohjaiSbarkeater Рік тому +75

      On a certain philosophical level, constant traffic is the harbinger of the end days.

    • @GirolamoZanchi_is_cool
      @GirolamoZanchi_is_cool Рік тому +10

      And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
      “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
      Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
      -Acts 3:19
      .

    • @GirolamoZanchi_is_cool
      @GirolamoZanchi_is_cool Рік тому

      @@XohjaiSbarkeater🦜

  • @wlflz2394
    @wlflz2394 10 місяців тому +147

    "Anxiety should only be considered a friend, so why is it dangerous?
    "I do not agree with that" 😂😂

  • @gmodderr
    @gmodderr Рік тому +1292

    "I hope the snake sleeps for you" is a quote I'm definitely gonna be using instead of "good luck"

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +139

      lol I didn't realize that was the original line, even more astounding then.

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify Рік тому +45

      ​@@FormerlyBlueOg line was Hadvar saying he hoped Traffic took the Stormcloaks to Sovngarde. I'm assuming Sovngarde somehow got confused for some word for sleep?

    • @gayusschwulius8490
      @gayusschwulius8490 Рік тому +4

      this sounds like a badly translated east Asian proverb, lol

    • @ilari90
      @ilari90 Рік тому +31

      @@Ryu1ify at least in swedish "sova" is "to sleep", so it means "place of sleep" kinda

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify Рік тому +32

      @ilari90 I knew that had to be it. Cuz Ralof saying "Sovngarde awaits" is what got translated to "I stopped at a gas station," by which I assume they meant like a rest stop

  • @AtomicFlounder42
    @AtomicFlounder42 Рік тому +695

    "We are here, and we should not be here, windows needs a command prompt" is such a flashbang of a line

    • @Hello_star-shine
      @Hello_star-shine 11 місяців тому +40

      True, the last bit made me go “well then-..”

  • @lorkh4nn
    @lorkh4nn 11 місяців тому +1004

    "This world is beautiful. I have no hope; I am very tired"
    same dawg, same

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 7 місяців тому +13

      I felt that in my very soul.

    • @gadgetboy4717
      @gadgetboy4717 6 місяців тому +10

      Those 3 statements each represents a stage in the human life cycle. This world is beautiful- Childhood. I have no hope- Early adult hood. I am very tired- 40 and up.

    • @LordDeathAku
      @LordDeathAku 6 місяців тому +5

      @gadgetboy4717 not really, all 3 of them are always present the entirety of one's life

    • @lorkh4nn
      @lorkh4nn 6 місяців тому +1

      @@gadgetboy4717 corny bastard

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 5 місяців тому +2

      The three states of human matter.
      Admirance.
      Despair.
      Struggle.

  • @ohkittyohcat
    @ohkittyohcat Рік тому +2309

    "This world is beautiful. I have no hope," is such a hilariously raw line. And "Connoisseur, call the police," absolutely sent me.

    • @pholy98
      @pholy98 Рік тому +80

      King of Rice is what got me rofling 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jonas_æ
      @Jonas_æ Рік тому

      @@pholy98 He is before us. Come see it.

    • @GirolamoZanchi_is_cool
      @GirolamoZanchi_is_cool Рік тому +14

      And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
      “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
      Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
      -Acts 3:19
      .

    • @GirolamoZanchi_is_cool
      @GirolamoZanchi_is_cool Рік тому +3

      @@pholy98🦫

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 Рік тому +56

      ​​@@GirolamoZanchi_is_coolwhy did you throw a beaver emoticon after ad posting your religion

  • @Lore1.0
    @Lore1.0 Рік тому +686

    "Listen, slow down King👑, we need people like you" -Feet

    • @NovaProspekt19
      @NovaProspekt19 9 місяців тому +63

      "The police chased the suspect." -feet

  • @gameaddict11707
    @gameaddict11707 10 місяців тому +551

    "Listen, slow down king, we need people like you."
    inspirational af

  • @PersephonesWrath_
    @PersephonesWrath_ Рік тому +1203

    “Extreme cold can damage plants, girl 💅” this mod is a gift, i hope this becomes a series!

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +158

      I wish he said it in a sassy tone lol

    • @mist-valley-modz
      @mist-valley-modz Рік тому +34

      How To Write Good Video Game Dialogue 101

    • @Ntwister
      @Ntwister Рік тому +28

      honestly i could watch the entire game like this xD

    • @Shoebil
      @Shoebil Рік тому +18

      23:08 timestamp

    • @ZK-ib2wp
      @ZK-ib2wp Рік тому +17

      I especially like how he awkwardly paused before he said girl 😂

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 Рік тому +2596

    It is absolutely CRIMINAL how they aren’t more people talking about the fact that ‘Torturer’ was translated to ‘Education’

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +184

      lol there was another comment or two about it I think

    • @MementoMori7777
      @MementoMori7777 Рік тому +119

      That's just accurate to real life.

    • @theviewer7262
      @theviewer7262 Рік тому +15

      He literally laughed at everything less funny than what he barely giggled at. Bedroom door? Bro there all trying to peer pressure you to smoke...nah humorless that is :/

    • @MementoMori7777
      @MementoMori7777 Рік тому +66

      @@theviewer7262 Didn't know you were the God of Humor.

    • @theviewer7262
      @theviewer7262 Рік тому +5

      @@MementoMori7777 misunderstood everything and anything

  • @BlazingFire12
    @BlazingFire12 11 місяців тому +554

    You know that you're played skyrim too much when you here a badly translate line and immediately know the real line

  • @MoonMoverGaming
    @MoonMoverGaming Рік тому +522

    "I have a bad idea and I need to buy a new game."
    Very relatable.

    • @Thunderhawk51
      @Thunderhawk51 Рік тому +33

      We have all been there I bet 😂

    • @homoe7976
      @homoe7976 Рік тому +20

      Music in Todd's ears.

    • @Rxanne28
      @Rxanne28 8 місяців тому +4

      I can totally relate 😂

    • @Mordecai02
      @Mordecai02 7 місяців тому +4

      "I'm thinking about going with Skyrim."

  • @liamflynn6929
    @liamflynn6929 Рік тому +443

    "It is a misconception that people should not smoke. You must drink! You must drink!" Had me rolling

    • @Head-Comrade
      @Head-Comrade 11 місяців тому +35

      "there are many opinions, you must smoke"

  • @BiggusNickus
    @BiggusNickus 10 місяців тому +91

    "Get a gun, boy! I must stay with General Tully" does sound like a line straight out of an action movie.

    • @stashio8697
      @stashio8697 5 місяців тому +3

      That line is so underrated

  • @mithogui
    @mithogui Рік тому +1052

    calling coins "dreams" sounds like some distopian world's currency
    Also love calling novice spell book "Abc: sparks" like it was written by some sassy wizard

    • @CrazyGaming-ig6qq
      @CrazyGaming-ig6qq Рік тому +35

      I just can't stop laughing at this, it's gotta be close to the most hilarious stuff I have ever seen, there's so many golden dialogue lines and names here it's killing me

    • @juliannamf16
      @juliannamf16 11 місяців тому +1

      Sparks for Dummies😂😂😂

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 11 місяців тому +18

      It actually makes decent sense, they're also called Drakes in universe (after the Imperial Drake/Dragon depicted on it) and Dreams is kinda on brand

    • @vitorsossaibatista3154
      @vitorsossaibatista3154 11 місяців тому

      Looks like those scam cryptocurrencies, lol

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 11 місяців тому +33

      Potatoes are called Fathers. You can sell your Father for a Dream.

  • @UbyVictor
    @UbyVictor Рік тому +510

    Helgen: * gets absolutely obliterated *
    Hadvar/Feet: It's like Christmas right now! 😊

  • @VidralliaArchives
    @VidralliaArchives 7 місяців тому +88

    I love how Ulfric's name changes every time he's mentioned:
    1. Alphyric Stormcook
    2. Ulrich Wyndham baby
    3. The demon Ulfrik Mr. Windlam
    4. Count Alfred
    5. Alfredo's shirt
    6. Jarl Alfred And Stormcock
    7. Mr. Alfred
    8. Ulfrich Sturmeck

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  7 місяців тому +33

      Just wait until you get to J'zargo lol. He has no idea what his own name is.

    • @majornougat5207
      @majornougat5207 6 місяців тому +27

      Ulfric Stormcloak turning into Alfredo's Shirt is perfect comedy

  • @Gio_Panda
    @Gio_Panda Рік тому +597

    Feet turning around and saying "Slow down king" hits so hard I got goosebumps

    • @5PctJuice
      @5PctJuice Рік тому +27

      That's the start of some great advice, tbh

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 11 місяців тому +10

      @@5PctJuice I can’t imagine escaping Helga with Ralph, Feet literally thinks we’re kings

    • @nat3199
      @nat3199 9 місяців тому +6

      When the feet kiss *you*....

    • @Gio_Panda
      @Gio_Panda 9 місяців тому +4

      @@nat3199 What a horrifying concept

    • @nat3199
      @nat3199 9 місяців тому +2

      @Gio_Panda pffft 😂😂😂... yeah.

  • @ArmundJay
    @ArmundJay Рік тому +797

    "Times are tough in Skyrim, folks,"
    -Feet, formerly known as Hadvar

    • @music0cool
      @music0cool 11 місяців тому +55

      "We dont need to tell them"

    • @dyanaprajna4556
      @dyanaprajna4556 11 місяців тому +13

      Felt that

    • @Folfah
      @Folfah 6 місяців тому

      lol furry

  • @POTUSJimmyCarter
    @POTUSJimmyCarter 11 місяців тому +339

    "How old are you?" is actually a perfectly reasonable question to ask of a potential rescuer in a crypt filled with the awakened ancient dead. "Twenty-nine" is a good answer and they'll probably help you. "Eight hundred" is a bad answer and they probably won't.

    • @ItsYaBoi129
      @ItsYaBoi129 9 місяців тому +20

      One of the best comments I've seen in quite a while!

    • @Niobesnuppa
      @Niobesnuppa 9 місяців тому +15

      I keep coming back to this comment to chuckle.

  • @glebkorniyenko1084
    @glebkorniyenko1084 Рік тому +814

    "He is not afraid of death or life"
    Such bravery

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Рік тому +35

      Honestly a mood

    • @Ojyh
      @Ojyh Рік тому +14

      Omg they said it exactly when I read the comment

  • @nagilooH0
    @nagilooH0 Рік тому +1744

    Please make an entire playthrough with this stuff. I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 9 місяців тому +48

    “Everything is garbage… we must overcome the dangers.”
    Agreed. Same, bro.

  • @Violettheconfuzzled5766
    @Violettheconfuzzled5766 Рік тому +681

    Alternate universe where Sheogorath had some fun.

  • @Jonas_æ
    @Jonas_æ Рік тому +1948

    The priestess going "Alhamdulillah" freaking killed me 🤣

  • @Un1versal93
    @Un1versal93 11 місяців тому +237

    "Ride the white train". Sounds like the npc is a coke dealer lol

    • @TheBackyardChemist
      @TheBackyardChemist 9 місяців тому +8

      This mod is datura deluxe

    • @Pluggedinmusic206
      @Pluggedinmusic206 8 місяців тому +2

      I had the same thought! LMAO

    • @lukeh5325
      @lukeh5325 8 місяців тому +16

      I think it's a sexual innuendo, he sat down as he said it

    • @Candlemancer
      @Candlemancer 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@lukeh5325I'm glad I'm not the only one

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 Рік тому +339

    The fact that Olfrid Battleborn turned into Olf Gray Man is so funny, given the bad blood between the Battleborns and Greymanes.

  • @Fatih-ut7xr
    @Fatih-ut7xr Рік тому +473

    Very educational video.
    Things I learned:
    Your responsibilities heals you
    It is a misconception that people should not smoke.
    Anxiety should be considered a friend.
    Skeevers produce electricity
    Its obvious that you should wash your hands before eating but you should also speak with Jarl Big Ball Before You Wash
    Also this comment is sponsored by Raid in Skyrim.

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +43

      lol good rundown! Yeah I considered making a Raid Shadow Legends joke but decided not to...

    • @dtimmm
      @dtimmm Рік тому +23

      So pikachu was a skeever

    • @Ktllynn
      @Ktllynn Рік тому +15

      JARL BIG BALL 😭

    • @AzureLlama
      @AzureLlama Рік тому +5

      In conclusion: a greek philosopher possessed google translate to create this mod.

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Рік тому

      ​@@dtimmmPretty sure that is already a mod.

  • @12fishcake
    @12fishcake 11 місяців тому +266

    I love that Bonemeal turned to "eat the bones" really took the "meal" part literally huh 😂

  • @Shoebil
    @Shoebil Рік тому +890

    They just wanna smoke, drink cocktails, and watch a movie. What a chill bunch of folks.

    • @skyattraction7695
      @skyattraction7695 11 місяців тому +72

      "There are many options here. You can smoke".

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 11 місяців тому +37

      Makes you wonder how they worked up the energy for a civil war in the first place

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 9 місяців тому +24

      The chill Stormcooks vs the Legion who want nothing more than, white clothes for the emperor, guns and phones.

    • @Donbros
      @Donbros 9 місяців тому

      @@skyattraction7695pros

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 9 місяців тому +3

      We all can relate

  • @guitarandcomedy
    @guitarandcomedy Рік тому +511

    Wine being called “this is my choice” is so damn funny to me 😂😂😂

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Рік тому +14

      I mean it's not wrong!

    • @riyankoto
      @riyankoto Рік тому +11

      reminds me of that tiktok with the drunk girl spilling wine "WHERE IS MY CHOICE?!" lmfao

    • @themudpit621
      @themudpit621 Рік тому +1

      @@Alysana2604 way to kill the mood. :(

    • @nathanlarson7408
      @nathanlarson7408 11 місяців тому +12

      What are you drinking?
      THIS IS MY CHOICE!!!

    • @WirableCrown1
      @WirableCrown1 9 місяців тому

      Sounds like you are whining

  • @CrazyAbdul1000
    @CrazyAbdul1000 10 місяців тому +85

    I cant believe the priest actually went "Alhamdulilla" xD

  • @wtfppl
    @wtfppl Рік тому +391

    "Give me ice and Arcadia will reward me."
    This mod makes alchemy sound like drug dealing.

    • @MrChristianDT
      @MrChristianDT Рік тому +28

      Are we paying with dreams or bitcoin?

    • @AwesomeCandy244
      @AwesomeCandy244 Рік тому +22

      right after he says he's born to dance lmao

    • @feiradragon7915
      @feiradragon7915 Рік тому

      To be fair, alchemy is drug dealing when you're messing with moon sugar.

    • @1three7
      @1three7 Рік тому +16

      If you wanna ride the white train, come here. You can save it here.

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 11 місяців тому +8

      To be fair, early alchemy was basically “Let’s mix this shit together and drink it and see if we unlock immortality,” so there’s nothing saying drugs WEREN’T involved.

  • @StormEagleCH
    @StormEagleCH Рік тому +234

    “I have a bad idea and I need to buy a new game”
    Funny, that was my exact same thought when I bought the anniversary upgrade

  • @JSmooth2691
    @JSmooth2691 11 місяців тому +104

    "if you do this to me, you owe me." Bro is gaslighting you for doing shit for him, into doing more shit for him 😂

  • @speedyhomo
    @speedyhomo Рік тому +518

    Recently lost a family member and "you chose a wrong time to lose a loved one" made me laugh so damn hard. Really needed that unexpected line lmao

    • @timhammond908
      @timhammond908 Рік тому +72

      To be fair, I think that was foreshadowing, considering his dear friend was at the end of the cave.

    • @strogonoffcore
      @strogonoffcore Рік тому +20

      I know how that is, yesterday it marked 7 years since my mom passed away, be strong ♥

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 11 місяців тому +28

      It's so good, it's a translation of "You picked a bad time to get lost, friend!" LOL
      Also, sorry for your loss

  • @TheEmeraldWeirdo
    @TheEmeraldWeirdo Рік тому +194

    Best lines in the whole thing:
    "Windows requires a command prompt."
    "You are the fire. Where is the alcohol?"
    "So try calling. This number wants to talk to you personally."
    "He led the black bear to a hidden table in the great room and took me. Quite Simply."

    • @sepelchurparadise4785
      @sepelchurparadise4785 Рік тому +20

      "You are the fire. Where is the alcohol?" Can also be interpreted as a threat that he wants to set you on fire

    • @crispykalechips
      @crispykalechips Рік тому +21

      Windows requires a command prompt got me so good

    • @StrangeScaryNewEngland
      @StrangeScaryNewEngland Рік тому +12

      @@crispykalechips I feel like that was ana accident because of some unfinished modding code. Lmao. If it was an accident, that is even better

    • @urmom-w9r
      @urmom-w9r Рік тому +27

      When "Dolphin" walked in and just said "Biology." I lost it

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Рік тому +7

      13:22 "There are more important things to me than hearing your dreams" DAMN! HARSH!😂

  • @Hayley-sl9lm
    @Hayley-sl9lm 9 місяців тому +27

    "These people don't like the way I talk to my friends" every torturer's defense 😂😂😂

  • @Paarth1660
    @Paarth1660 Рік тому +578

    The fact that Fly Amanita was renamed to American Airlines was amazing😂

    • @bosniagaming2708
      @bosniagaming2708 11 місяців тому +14

      There’s a zero percent chance they didn’t manually do that themselves but whatever

    • @statoilbensin2190
      @statoilbensin2190 10 місяців тому +2

      Yes because it feels like flying after using it XD

    • @fiendishbean
      @fiendishbean 10 місяців тому +31

      @@bosniagaming2708 right because they went through millions of text lines just to make one thing a bit more funny than what google translating it over 40 times would

    • @ryanocallaghan8833
      @ryanocallaghan8833 10 місяців тому +14

      @@bosniagaming2708 Strongly doubt it is manual.

    • @transsnack
      @transsnack 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@bosniagaming2708Google translate auto correctes words it doesn't understand. It probably didn't have a word for Amanita, so it assumed it was supposed to be America. Fly getting translated to airlines isn't that far off, so it's more likely this was just a fun coincidence.

  • @powersonic0123
    @powersonic0123 Рік тому +236

    "You are the fire. Where is the alcohol?" Sounds like a pretty great pickup line

  • @1995JediMaster
    @1995JediMaster 11 місяців тому +118

    Man that guard brought up everyone Heller from Starfield, Ceasar from Fallout, and Dragon from Skyrim. He successfully referenced every Bethesda franchise in one voice line.

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 11 місяців тому +17

      And he’ll kill them all!

    • @liamsaxbury
      @liamsaxbury 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@@zyriantel9601 he can't he took an arrow to the knee

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 7 місяців тому +1

      @@liamsaxbury Aw, bummer :(

    • @Raoul.
      @Raoul. 7 місяців тому +1

      @@liamsaxbury that line most likely doesn't exist in this version of the game so he totally could

  • @mialuthen
    @mialuthen Рік тому +120

    "salt pile" becoming "there is a lot of salt" is so funny actually

  • @jackweaver1846
    @jackweaver1846 Рік тому +84

    “Get a gun boy. I must find and save General Tully.”
    -Chadvar

  • @RepeatedFails
    @RepeatedFails 7 місяців тому +38

    Crying laughing at the Bear part in the intro, I was anticipating what he'd say about us sneaking past the bear and he dramatically declares "before us is the King of Rice"

  • @sepelchurparadise4785
    @sepelchurparadise4785 Рік тому +84

    Man named Opportunity said "Im late." I have never seen a meta joke be accidentally told by google translation.

  • @ellie-za-bif
    @ellie-za-bif Рік тому +225

    The draugr deathlord being renamed dear friend has me DYING omg-

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +47

      Such an emotional first boss fight lol

    • @RealDeadBird
      @RealDeadBird Рік тому +42

      The Sleeping Draugr named "A Short Break" tho......The feels..... powernaps ain't easy ya'll.

  • @butterbun7033
    @butterbun7033 8 місяців тому +30

    "They serve cocktails" dude is just giving us a tour like we just moved to town?

    • @baron3904
      @baron3904 8 місяців тому +5

      Wild Garden had 4.8 stars before it burned down

  • @Andyjoe522
    @Andyjoe522 Рік тому +298

    OK, Jarl Big Ball fucking killed me.

  • @consolemeerkat
    @consolemeerkat Рік тому +238

    I love the small stories that somehow are created by this mod. It's amazing how random things connect because of the translations

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +44

      Yeah it's so fun how the brain makes connections between different bits of nonsense!

  • @trippbond41
    @trippbond41 7 місяців тому +32

    This actually feels more realistic for an alternate world. Even if you could understand the words they speak, you'd be unlikely to understand their syntax, idioms, and metaphors. Akin to really good futuristic fiction where the protagonist wakes up in the future and there's an entirely different dialect, set of idioms, slang, etc.

  • @Maxxx_Power
    @Maxxx_Power Рік тому +706

    Feet turning around to face you and saying “Listen, slow down king 👑” was a stellar moment xD
    This was incredible stuff! I would love to see you make another one of these 😊

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +27

      Glad you enjoyed! There will be more!

    • @Mordecai02
      @Mordecai02 Рік тому +11

      @@FormerlyBlue You should bring this mod to Deadwater Gaming's attention. Their playthroughs of mods like these are legendary. In fact, they've even done *voicework* for some of them!

  • @aniixgaming
    @aniixgaming Рік тому +268

    This is like having Skyrim themed sleep paralysis and I love it

  • @Ghost_In_a_Sock
    @Ghost_In_a_Sock 11 місяців тому +45

    I can't believe I heard "you are better than me" coming out of farengar's mouth 😂😂😂

    • @jexcampbell4557
      @jexcampbell4557 6 місяців тому +2

      that’s the exact same thing that came out of my mouth when I watched this video

  • @HighPriestFuneral
    @HighPriestFuneral Рік тому +233

    "Do you go to Yuncheng often?" Is actually genius. In Chinese, Yun is "Cloud", Cheng can be "Municipality", (so district). So good ol' Name: is still giving his same spiel about going to the Cloud District often and mocking the player.

    • @KweenSchnitzel
      @KweenSchnitzel 9 місяців тому +1

      spiel?

    • @HighPriestFuneral
      @HighPriestFuneral 9 місяців тому +9

      @@KweenSchnitzel I had to look this up to see if this was even a real word or if it was local slang.
      Spiel: a long or fast speech or story, typically one intended as a means of persuasion or as an excuse but regarded with skepticism or contempt by those who hear it:

    • @ghostsuru8429
      @ghostsuru8429 8 місяців тому +12

      ​@@HighPriestFuneralI was today years old when I realized I was very old. Didn't know people don't know what spiel means. 😂😢😢☠️☠️☠️

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 6 місяців тому

      ​@@ghostsuru8429I know what spiel means, you're fine

  • @KingGoobus
    @KingGoobus Рік тому +146

    "It is a misconception that people should not smoke" that sent me flying off my chair lmfao

  • @akogi1987
    @akogi1987 8 місяців тому +18

    "Ride the white train"; bro he invited you to sit down and do some lines of coke with him😂

  • @eternald6708
    @eternald6708 Рік тому +223

    13:55 "Anxiety should only be considered a friend, so why is it dangerous?"
    I ask myself the same thing every day!

  • @firstgatemusic
    @firstgatemusic Рік тому +258

    I love how Privacy On Firefringe's nonsensical AI voice still sounds more human than original Farengar's

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +28

      lol yeah the AI is hit or miss, but sometimes it's surprisingly good! I like the Female Child voice.

    • @VortexKiller2
      @VortexKiller2 Рік тому +3

      XD secret fire got translated to privacy, I love it😂

    • @cianmoriarty7345
      @cianmoriarty7345 Рік тому +2

      Come to Dragon's Reach to discuss the ongoing hostilities like all the other great warriors?

    • @peterlewis2178
      @peterlewis2178 9 місяців тому +1

      @@cianmoriarty7345 You forgot the period:
      "Come to Dragon's Reach to discuss the ongoing hostilities.
      Like, the rest of the great warriors?"

  • @Shoebil
    @Shoebil 11 місяців тому +166

    19:00 i got whiplash from just how serious she is, i genuinely thought she would have said a proverb.
    "My stomach rocked like my grandmother's basket."

    • @DarkPoint46
      @DarkPoint46 10 місяців тому +11

      That is some vivid poetry right there🤣🤣

  • @helpimtrappedinikea6975
    @helpimtrappedinikea6975 Рік тому +209

    this is like if oblivion npc behaviour was embodied into an english dialect

  • @eternalsummer8409
    @eternalsummer8409 Рік тому +70

    “Skyrim is great until you get there, this world is beautiful, I have no hope and am tired” is definitely better than what he actually says ngl

  • @CandyHatsuneWolff
    @CandyHatsuneWolff 10 місяців тому +18

    11:14 "It's like Christmas right now." Yikes, Feet, Christmas at your family's place must have been messed up!

  • @sanfransiscon
    @sanfransiscon Рік тому +125

    "You are the fire. Where is the alcohol?"
    A multi-layered pickup line!

    • @50zezima
      @50zezima 9 місяців тому

      That breaks my brain lol. In that case they would be saying that the girl or boy is the fire for the alcohol, not sure who the alcohol would be. God maybe? Consciousness? DEEP.

    • @sanfransiscon
      @sanfransiscon 9 місяців тому +6

      @@50zezima The most simple way to read it is, "You're hot, let's get drunk." :D

  • @aidanrandom7689
    @aidanrandom7689 Рік тому +296

    Delphine saying that she has a bad idea is terribly accurate considering that she wants to kill Paarthurnax 🗿

  • @MrBrezelwurst
    @MrBrezelwurst 8 місяців тому +21

    I totally lost it at the "the king of rice" monologue

  • @UndeadScience
    @UndeadScience Рік тому +277

    Being a big fan of languages, it’s so fun to see things like ‘eat the bones’ figuring out how that happened (bonemeal, obvi meal means food- so it switched around with a bunch of different terms for bones being food and being eaten and became “eat the bones”)

    • @samuellund1377
      @samuellund1377 Рік тому +49

      Or "You chose the wrong time to lose a loved one!"
      From
      "You picked a bad time to get lost, friend!"

    • @voltapony75
      @voltapony75 Рік тому +15

      don't forget about your "father", potato.

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Рік тому +43

      I think "potato" was translated to "father" because in Spanish, potato is papa.

    • @CrazyGaming-ig6qq
      @CrazyGaming-ig6qq Рік тому +5

      The misconceptions of a real AI is many times more hilarious than I could ever have imagined.

    • @ZK-ib2wp
      @ZK-ib2wp 11 місяців тому +8

      Delphine is Dolphin because that's literally what the name means 😂

  • @dancinswords
    @dancinswords Рік тому +219

    There's never been a bottle labeled so powerfully. "This is my choice."
    "You are the truth that saves my life" is a pretty beautiful sentiment

  • @y3tti627
    @y3tti627 6 місяців тому +11

    The "Its the king of rice" part made me half think the bear was gonna get up n say HALLO NIECE AND NEPHEW ITS UNCLE ROGER

  • @NotaCamelReallyImHuman
    @NotaCamelReallyImHuman Рік тому +351

    Please, Please do this with the quest Journal as well. This would be the most hilarious way to play skyrim. You could genuinely feel like a foreigner with only a tenuous grasp of the local language.

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +21

      What do you mean? The quest names were already translated

    • @BelowAvgBarney
      @BelowAvgBarney Рік тому +49

      @@FormerlyBlue I think he meant the quest objectives and descriptions were also translated

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +38

      @@BelowAvgBarney Gotcha, yeah maybe we can cover those too!

    • @atticusaurelius8474
      @atticusaurelius8474 Рік тому +6

      ​@@FormerlyBlueand the player's dialogue please!!!!!!

    • @NotaCamelReallyImHuman
      @NotaCamelReallyImHuman Рік тому +8

      @FormerlyBlue Yes, apologies for the unclear communication, I meant the quest objectives. I also like the idea of the player dialogue being converted. I would love to play:
      Skyrim Stroke Edition™: Delirium of the Dragonborn
      A Skyrim in which you have no idea what is going on, anytime, and your choices are wholly unpredictable, despite your best intentions.

  • @Kai.CRoleplaying
    @Kai.CRoleplaying Рік тому +185

    Have not laughed this hard to a youtube video in a long time, amazing content. All praise Jarl Big Ball

  • @kellirandoja
    @kellirandoja 11 місяців тому +38

    I have never played Skyrim or even watched playthroughs of it, so I have no idea what the original lore is, and I am loving whatever the heck is going on here lmao. I havent laughed like this in a while. On to watch the second part now!

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  11 місяців тому +3

      Welcome, glad you found it!

  • @BreadApologist
    @BreadApologist Рік тому +172

    I need this to be a series, I haven’t laughed so hard in months.

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +23

      It will be!

    • @Azazeyl
      @Azazeyl Рік тому +3

      especially skyrim content,this such a masterpiece XD

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_keller Рік тому +104

    Considering how often I'm struggling to find levers in dungeons in this game they might as well be named "I don't see it" 😅

  • @ladislav-galgoczi
    @ladislav-galgoczi 11 місяців тому +12

    When you played trough this game so many times that you already memorized all the words of all conversations it makes it even more hillarious.I was laughing so hard .Great job of making this.

  • @zak7an2
    @zak7an2 Рік тому +94

    i already lost it at "Windows requires a command prompt", this is gold

  • @Kings_Gambit_24
    @Kings_Gambit_24 Рік тому +205

    I think we need a full series of this.

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +21

      Glad you want to see more!

    • @kuramathewolf
      @kuramathewolf Рік тому +5

      if he does i want to see translated ,,i new hand touches a beacon XD"

    • @eddieray
      @eddieray Рік тому

      YES!! This is a very unique series and way funnier than any other skyrim challenges.

  • @puppetfae
    @puppetfae Рік тому +178

    "I have no hope; I am very tired." Me showing up to work every morning

  • @sordidcrypt
    @sordidcrypt Рік тому +170

    Them calling dragons snakes throughout the video, and then finally determining them to be, in fact, snake dogs absolutely slaughtered me

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +42

      Oh people are SUPER confused about what dragons are in this game. And what animals in general are, apparently.

    • @baron3904
      @baron3904 9 місяців тому +2

      On a very base layman's eye level are they even wrong though?

    • @TheAzrai
      @TheAzrai 6 місяців тому

      Reminds me of people calling alligators "swamp puppies."

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 5 місяців тому

      Is that a big snake

  • @mysticdragonwolf89
    @mysticdragonwolf89 7 місяців тому +6

    That one soldier named *_“Imperial Army”_*

  • @MariaSky7579
    @MariaSky7579 Рік тому +145

    12:33 Blue: "is there paperwork?" Feet: "yes"🙂. Blue: *disappointed sigh*😓
    Feet's immediate response was so good🤣

  • @boat378
    @boat378 Рік тому +170

    Ulfric being the Tamriel ambassador for Marlboro had me in stitches.

  • @RachDarastrix2
    @RachDarastrix2 7 місяців тому +8

    I haven't laughed this good in 200 years.

  • @zonule_
    @zonule_ Рік тому +123

    This is pure gold. I think this mod could very likely give Skyrim an extra hundred years of playability, not that it even needed the help. Thanks for developing the mod!

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +8

      lol a hundred sure is a lot, but I'm so glad I could bring badly translated fun to my favorite game!!

  • @lilium9361
    @lilium9361 Рік тому +120

    i love how delphine's name turned into dolphin lol

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +9

      Yeah that's perfect lol

    • @LnmHive
      @LnmHive Рік тому

      I wonder how Parthunaax turned out

    • @lilium9361
      @lilium9361 Рік тому +10

      @@LnmHive god i hope it becomes partysnacks lol

    • @brialapoint2608
      @brialapoint2608 Рік тому +1

      Delphine does mean dolphin though

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify Рік тому +1

      I don't even want to guess how it got "goblin attack" from Orgnar

  • @vitorsalles5919
    @vitorsalles5919 6 місяців тому +5

    "Windows requires a command prompt. We are also brothers" lmao

  • @stoopidapples1596
    @stoopidapples1596 Рік тому +82

    24:10 he says 云城 (yuncheng) which literally translates to cloud district

    • @Shoebil
      @Shoebil Рік тому +24

      Nazeem...sorry, i mean Name: never wastes an opportunity in any universe to mock us for not visiting Yuncheng often.

    • @Wheelchair_Sam551
      @Wheelchair_Sam551 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Shoebilhe’s actually Talos’s evil counterpart

  • @wishingwell12345
    @wishingwell12345 Рік тому +21

    I managed to hold it together right up until "HELLO NORTHERNERS DO YOU WANT TO GO FISHING?"

  • @soulmare333
    @soulmare333 10 місяців тому +9

    "I would give my life for Athelio. Alhumdulilah..." that actually kicked me in the teeth with how hard my head threw back in laughter. 😂

  • @cretexus0605
    @cretexus0605 Рік тому +88

    For everything that you consider holy, please continue this series i couldn’t stop laughing

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +14

      Good to hear it!! I'm pretty confident there will be more :)

  • @kehlercreations
    @kehlercreations Рік тому +38

    8:58 "I criticised the government but it did not listen" feels too real

  • @Notyoavragejo
    @Notyoavragejo 8 місяців тому +4

    The mushrooms are called "American Airlines" BECAUSE THEY GET YOU HIGH.

  • @MrFlyingLamma
    @MrFlyingLamma Рік тому +96

    Fighting a dear friend as a final boss of a dungeon is so thematic it's almost avant garde. Like, even in the lore the fact that you are a dragonborn, and they used to be high priests that worship dragons, like come on that's awesome.

  • @MashupsByMandy
    @MashupsByMandy Рік тому +109

    Imagine how awful it would be to travel to a universe where people speak the same language as you but all the words mean different things. It is like the most mildly annoying dimension.

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 5 місяців тому

      We have no way of knowing

  • @siimsoasepp9031
    @siimsoasepp9031 7 місяців тому +4

    The item names are way too funny, oh my lord. The rags + wooden spoon is the best combo - "Greasy spoon" "and a wooden spoon". Marvelous.

  • @makipom
    @makipom Рік тому +61

    I love how stamina potion was translated to "More Than Medicine". The guy from Markarth with a "Stallion's Potion" can tell you that for sure, wink wink

  • @possiblestranger
    @possiblestranger Рік тому +45

    The torturer being called Education shows that Google Translate has a sense of humor

  • @Rxanne28
    @Rxanne28 7 місяців тому +12

    Ralph:" Hello. Get up!!!"
    Wow. So pushy. 😂

  • @Jay3up
    @Jay3up Рік тому +50

    Iv always wondered what playing Skyrim while high on bath salts would be like and this video perfectly showed it