@Cordelia Maynard And all fathers, basically. But thankfully he had some character development and by the final chapter he learned about love and affection
@@pizzaboxer UA-cam videos do not have to be public the moment they finish processing. There are scheduled/private release options to allow collaborators, patrons, etc. get a link to view the content earlier. As Goddess of Desire said above, it's nothing new.
I came here for the baking cutscene. I stayed for the badly translated story. In other words, I came. And this series is just as good as Thousands of Doors.
"Sometimes they blame the authorities before they attack you" I mean, you are supported by the government, the corporation and someone who works at the corporation. I guess these are kind of authorities?
5:00 Tubbs Fat did nothing wrong. He just wanted to welcome the thief. 12:08 Developer smiles are a rare delicacy. 13:03 The Anti-Man has been building up power for _twelve years._ That's probably why they're so deadly.
12:36 Now I can literally tell everyone about the time that Sarah Palin was in a Mario game and make everyone look at me like my head is on fire or something.
Thank you and fatguy703 for two games' worth of chaotic antics, I'm sure there had to be tons of hard work put into these despite the silliness of it all.
Fatguy703 and the team credited in the description did all the hard work making this mod. All I really did here was stream it and edit the highlights together
Thanks for expressing your laughter at that moment in the video and specifying that it came from you. I'm positive that no one else of the 60,000 people that have watched this video so far have had the exact same reaction. Your comment is truly unique and to be beholded.
In this episode, the Shame Guys discover Christianity, Parakarius confesses his true feelings for Mario, Browser explores his sexuality, Tubbs Fat buys a fuckin' castle, Goombas get high and blame the authorities, and Goverman decides he likes pyromaniacs. This would make a really good TV show.
14:55 Common Man began recording the moment Mario walked into the room. As he attempted to threaten Mario (with some reverse psychology or something like that, as he called Mario incredible), Mario declared that Common Man may want to lose, as Mario was confident he was gonna beat him of course. Taking offense to this, as he repeated what Mario said in shock, "I want to lose?", Common Man immediately uploaded the video he recorded to ShyGuyTube, making sure to announce what he had just done for everyone to hear. Hopefully uploading it would intimidate Mario into giving up right away...
![Best of Book of Mario [Section 8]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WjjAKcn5c7w/mqdefault.jpg)
“Everyone is food. I’m afraid... I’m hungry...”
That might be the most threatening thing a Mario character has ever said Jesus Christ
Dark Souls lvl of dread
@@sibanbgd100 I got reminded of Aldrich from Dark Souls 3, who devoured so many men, he turned into a giant pile of sludge
@@CastleToastM sounds like the Globglogobgalob, but with people instead of books.
What about "Die! With a nuke!"
@@josheboythespeedrunner8491 Whilst "everyone is food. I'm hungry is the creepiest, the most threatening is indeed "die. With a nuke"
*High Goomba:*
*Sometimes they blame the authorities before they attack you*
I'm not ociffer drunk, you're high!
Ancaps be like
Just anti-vaxxers They blame the authorities and then they try to kill your and their children
Such is life
@@abw8806 No. It's not just anti-vaxxers.
It's kinda hilarious to me when "shy guys" gets translated to "shame boys"
Shame boys sounds so cute lol
:’(
@Jordan Tillman what do you mean what
Shame boys sounds like a K-pop version of team skull
That means strider is a shame boi
"This will help you eliminate all the inhabitants of the city."
*Carbon wants to know your location.*
Carbon dioxide, too
@Cordelia Maynard And all fathers, basically. But thankfully he had some character development and by the final chapter he learned about love and affection
@@W.2026 and then he possibly killed his dad anyways
W.2026 it’s called the final section (year of the year)
Carbon DIE-oxide
I love how “General Guy” was translated to “Common Man.” That’s such a funny translation.
I didn't make the connection until now. That's amazing.
@@tech6hutch General -> The average -> Common, and Guy -> Person -> Man
@@timvankoert7702 yeah, I figured it out after seeing OP's comment.
Goverman and Corporate vs. Common Man. There's a metaphor in here somewhere...
LightsolP
Goverman Bob
This got Ghandi levels of nuclear quite fast
This has nothing on draw wars though.
I will be very suprised if you got that refrence
this comment made me lose it
IKR? They turned that shit up to -1 SO fast!
Abu Boots Alcohol was my drinking buddy until he became a Satanist at the behest of his wife Lady Garlic.
Fantastic username
Did he drink the 7-Star Alcohol?
@@bluekirby_64 That was his favorite, but sometimes he would drink Woke Chokola. When he did, he was a pretty cool guy.
He's also clearly southern. that's sug as in sugar.
I’d assume that his getting drunk on Cut the Neck is what cemented his transition to Satanism.
We need fanart of the Shy Guys as “me and the boys”.
Me and the boys beating up Goverman for dissing our style.
Just a joke of the boys
the boys are back in (toad) town
@@claudiaperi4990 Holy shit it's perfect
Beth Is Annoying, I’m so glad you like it! Now, I wonder if I could get Stryder to see it...
"This is Tubbs fat, now fused with your heart, this is reality"
Man kingdom hearts turned deep
Pan Raptor When Terra was restored, destroying Terra-Xehanort
And now darkness within darkness awaits you.
I can't believe Tubbs Fat is another version of Xehanort!
Yes, did you not know that Mario is Sora and Peach is Kairi
@@theadorablekoko I think you have it backwards
His attack is so intense that he's also called *Death*
That's the coolest name I can think of
I mean... sounds about right for Anti Guy.
@@raziyatheseeker (but then appears negative man from earthbound to eat gourmet guy)
"Mario is the star of violence, and hates you"
Oh no
*Oh no it’s the **_cake chapter_* Stryder I beg of you don’t bake it for 4.5 years.
It said one day ago and this vid came out 39 minutes ago.
What the heak. . .
@@markrose3034 early access comments for like patreons and stuff, nothing new
wtf how did you get access to the video a day early
@@pizzaboxer Patrons get early access
@@pizzaboxer UA-cam videos do not have to be public the moment they finish processing. There are scheduled/private release options to allow collaborators, patrons, etc. get a link to view the content earlier. As Goddess of Desire said above, it's nothing new.
"Amazing party! I don't like it" me, who hates parties, trying to be polite when I try to leave.
MAN, THIS PARTY STINKS. I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE.
I love how he says "shoutouts to the boys" and then during the general guy fight he meets the boys
I came here for the baking cutscene. I stayed for the badly translated story.
In other words, I came. And this series is just as good as Thousands of Doors.
I *C A M E*
SUG...
But did you finna?
*I C A M E !*
- Goombella, Paper Mario: Thousands Of Doors
@@plant7371 you mean Goombell
Browser: "LIMIT UPLOAD SPEED"
Olivier Browser is an evil ISP
i love this comment
Press Local Area Network to help.
HAHAHAHA
"Sometimes they blame the authorities before they attack you"
I mean, you are supported by the government, the corporation and someone who works at the corporation. I guess these are kind of authorities?
Corporations aren't authorities, they just influence people in authority.
@@intestinalclouds-kfpobitua5342 But with that, they still are *kind of* an authority
Nah, I think Goombario was talking about himself
Who's Goombario? Do you mean Goverman
My personal favorite part of chapter three is “Die! With a nuke!”
Mine is probably Tubbs Fat devouring grease buckets to be in the news, which is not in this video, unfortunately.
Xander Is A Loser Yeah that was a pretty good one too
It's Tubbs Fat fused with your heart.
This is reality.
Timestamp?
@@fakefirstnamefakelastname8305 5:38
Ok so the fact that “General Guy” is the Common Man who talks to you about the Holy Spirit and wears white is amazing to me.
5:40 - "DIE! WITH A NUKE!"
A bit overkill there, ghost girl.
“Sometimes I feel like socks.”
Mood.
Just vibing
i love how General Guy became Common Man, its such a perfect instance of GT's inability to gauge context
"What's he doing?"
His best.
I like pyromaniacs
He's gonna do the best he can...
WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA, the sound of rollin' dice for me's like music in the air!
High Goomba:
Sometimes they blame the authorities before they attack you.
Startlingly accurate.
I'm fucking dying
@@koalakyle19 Despite being only .013% of the population, 90% of the people who make this joke are actually racist.
Racist? Yes. As every noble gamer should be.
@@kingcrimson4133 What joke?
@Samuel Like American police, but the exact opposite.
"Kill what?"
*Carbon looking for the "All" option*
5:33 the sudden change of music makes the line 'Die! With a nuke!' even better.
"New Years Eve cake"
-"It's thanksgiving"
>looks at the upload date
Wait
8:52 Mario is the star of violence and hates you.
That... Is actually really hardcore
5:00
Tubbs Fat did nothing wrong. He just wanted to welcome the thief.
12:08
Developer smiles are a rare delicacy.
13:03
The Anti-Man has been building up power for _twelve years._ That's probably why they're so deadly.
Build up speed for 12 hours
15:57 Shame Boy Tough Gang would be a good band name
Obviously punk rock
@@BlueDavrial And their lead singer is Death
I love how nurse isn’t the one that heals you, it’s just the one that sings
12:36 Now I can literally tell everyone about the time that Sarah Palin was in a Mario game and make everyone look at me like my head is on fire or something.
Constants in the translations:
Browser
"I came"
"New Year's Eve cake!"
"it's thanksgiving"
>uploaded dec 27
There was surprisingly a lack of characters cuming in Book of Mario.
Gotta store it up for the sequel. One big sexy party.
Ikr. Also the absence of Carbon upsets me the most.
@@W.2026 Garlic kinda is the carbon of Book of Mario
@@OatmealTheCrazy Yeah, her and Goverman, who seems to hate and intend to hurt practically everyone, including children.
So the first two chapters was business related....
These two chapters are Religion-based totalitarianism....
what's next? I wonder.
With a trend like that, I'd hope it will be world domination.
These two chapters were also super sexual and had a lot of feminism
a lot of feminism? There was one line in the video about worshiping women, which I already do
It only gets even more religious 😅
7:11 OMG, Browser is actually Comcast. He must be stopped immediately.
So let's see what we've learned, Lady Bow is a pro Fire Emblem player, and Mario is the successor of a forgotten Nanto Seiken school.
Can you explain that Fire Emblem joke?
@@mysterium368 I guess he never explained
“You looking for a mistake?” I’m right here y’know.
Maximum oof
Even a mistake heals 1 HP.
Self-deprecation isn't funny nor original.
@@oasis9615 oof
Nathan Thames exactly.
14:49 Awwww Goverman likes me
You're lucky, because he seems to hate practically everyone
The shyguys on stilts called "the boys" killed me.
Holy shit these translations are even more broken than the ones in TTYD.
and yet, you can still understand how a lot of them happened. like 'pan' is 'bread' in most languages.
@@KairuHakubi Then where does the horrifying part about it being the character's skin come from?
*ToD
That.. is a good question. Might have to look up the words for pan, bread, and skin in a bunch of languages.
“ I heard rumors that he wanted to eat sheep”
That wasn't shown off here, but...
"He may devour grease buckets to be in the news"
Tony Tubbs Fat has quite the hobbies...
This comment took lots of effort.
@Nathan Thames yes, sharing your opinion is very wrong according to you
@@luckyblockyoshi I don't mind the comment. What I do mind is the fact that it got 47 likes despite taking no effort.
@Nathan Thames so it’s also wrong to agree with someone else’s opinion... nice
Tubbs fat has a YT-channel where he devours greasebuckets to become famous. He has yet to defeat the 3 k grease bucket challenge tho.
Tubbs Phatt sounds like he'd play a mean bass guitar.
Stryder: *Uploads video*
Me in my break: *I CAME*
You can smell the earth
Thank you and fatguy703 for two games' worth of chaotic antics, I'm sure there had to be tons of hard work put into these despite the silliness of it all.
Fatguy703 and the team credited in the description did all the hard work making this mod. All I really did here was stream it and edit the highlights together
@@Stryder7x hey, that's important too! sharing the laughs with the rest of us 😉
Bought a black thing with alot of sex...
That was an adult shop sir...
(6:00) "Do not play Paper Mario at 12 am [Gone Wrong][Gone Garlic]"
This is paper mario where mario explores business and government relations
And meets religious fundamentalists along the way.
"For some reason, I feel like socks."
Me: *dead*
Thanks for expressing your laughter at that moment in the video and specifying that it came from you. I'm positive that no one else of the 60,000 people that have watched this video so far have had the exact same reaction. Your comment is truly unique and to be beholded.
@@BagelBrain ok
@@BagelBrain Color Splash fans everybody.
@Nathan Thames lmao you must be fun at parties
edit: inb4 corrects me on my grammar
LuckyBlockYoshi grammer*
In this episode, the Shame Guys discover Christianity, Parakarius confesses his true feelings for Mario, Browser explores his sexuality, Tubbs Fat buys a fuckin' castle, Goombas get high and blame the authorities, and Goverman decides he likes pyromaniacs.
This would make a really good TV show.
I really like Stryder's laugh? And maybe it's just this episode. I don't know!
@Agent 005 it's not just that, though. It's very... cute??? It's a cute laugh.
@Cheese Henderson That’s a such a weird way to compliment Strider.
Looks like Cheese is in love with Stryder?
I love him too?
8:49 “God of God”! 😂
That reminds me: didn’t Goompapa claim to be “the Savior of God” in the prologue?
The Shame Boy Tough Gang sounds like it would be the name of a gang in Lisa. A lot of stuff in Chapter 4 sounded Lisa-esque.
10:34 ~ Getting Over It with Mario Mario
2:43 "pulse of a Halo".....are Boos part of the Covenant?
Oh, Lady Bow.
Where did you get ICBMs?
3:05 "When hunting, I was arrested. Now I'm here to fxck" - Skolar
9:23 “I’m afraid of words.” THEN WHY ARE YOU SURROUNDED BY BOOKS!?
I think it's way too perfect that shy guys became "shame boys"
15:25
*THE ABSOLUTE STYLE OF THIS MAN*
12:17 *cue that one sparta meme from like 10 years ago*
"Press Ⓐ before crashing!"
*Pressing 'A' Crashes Paper Mario*
"You have a bad time."
*megalovania plays softly in the background*
This is EXACTLY what I was hoping to see in the comment section.
Hehehehhehehe
@@drfidelis558 SAME
I was expecting to see an Undertale joke here.
I immediately thought of that too, but also 5:30 reminded me of Mettaton... love this so much
4:40 “this is browsers fat and the owner of this fucking castle.” 💀💀
2:37 “i am a humble servant of the woman’s scent” abu boots alcohol is a simp
Haha Garlic's "Die! With a nuke!" is extreme af!
10:19 I was laughing the whole way through but at the phrase “they also turn to you and give you head” I just fucking lost it it’s so god damn good
6:05 "It's Tubb's Fat, now fused with your heart. This is reality." sounds like something Monika would say
Just tubbika
This is exactly what i needed, have some friends going through chemo and this outa give me a good laugh!
Oof, I'm sorry, I know this is just a random internet comment from a stranger, but I hope they get better soon.
I hope this or something else can do the same for the people who are actually undergoing the extremely stressful treatment themselves
8:55 did he just say he pooped in the woods
"...you know the pulse of a Halo?"
Oh no. Is Abu Boots Alcohol threatening us?
14:12 Press A before crashing!
Pressing A crashes Paper Mario
05:40
so I take it from this line that Garlic is this game's version of Carbon?
Governman is very eager to crack down on the Child Squad
Goverman is trying to kill the common man, relatable
0:59 "you have a bad time"
**megalovania intensifies**
also Stryder pls return we miss you so much
Skolar's here like "I don't know how to solve this boo problem; I just came to smash"
I love how the star goes, "Up." and then slowly rises and gets abruptly cut off.
8:48 this whole series in a nutshell
I would catch a bullet for Stryder, if only to hear him say "Irresistible" or "inappropriate" again
"he's the son of heaven. We can hit the balloon. If they fall they are like regular boys." that's Jesus in a nutshell for you.
"The stone lets you sleep"
Yeah, if it hits you hard enough
14:55 Common Man began recording the moment Mario walked into the room. As he attempted to threaten Mario (with some reverse psychology or something like that, as he called Mario incredible), Mario declared that Common Man may want to lose, as Mario was confident he was gonna beat him of course. Taking offense to this, as he repeated what Mario said in shock, "I want to lose?", Common Man immediately uploaded the video he recorded to ShyGuyTube, making sure to announce what he had just done for everyone to hear. Hopefully uploading it would intimidate Mario into giving up right away...
"This will help you eliminate all the inhabitants of the city.
Brad... For some reason,
I feel like socks."
3:08 At least he's honest about it.
I never knew you could give the anti guy a bonbon...
Yeah I mean who doesn't like candy
This had me crying in laughter. I do so very much hope this series is continued. Thank you.
We need to raise awareness about Tubbs fat’s mental issues
“This is the most honest man” - Mark Antony the Key
High Goomba: Sometimes they blame the authorities before they attack you.
XD
"Brad... For some reason, I feel like socks." -Goverman 2019
I really hope there's a version of SPM like this...
There is, from what I've heard. However, it wasn't made by the same person and I forget if it's finished or not.
We need Badly Translated Color Trash
I did not expect to learn how to avoid fighting Death, and get his treasure, through this video. Thanks for uploading.
"You have a bad time."
Oh no I'm getting flashbacks and its not good
11:45 TAYCO D. knew that you would upload this close to new year's Eve.
This honestly made my day
The way you just say "The Boys" at 15:22 actually breaks me, WHY IS IT SO FUNNY I DON'T GET IT
Nurse: “I knew I could save princess peach!”
Stryder: “ok, then do it. I quit.”
Nurse: *”I’ll do everything!”*