VG Myths - Can You Beat Final Fantasy With A White Mage?

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  • @yomireal7570
    @yomireal7570 Рік тому +8063

    The wisdom stat makes your character smarter, but unfortunately your character is not the one selecting actions

    • @Choco____1
      @Choco____1 Рік тому +183

      underrated comment

    • @1TieDye1
      @1TieDye1 Рік тому +257

      @@Choco____1
      >most liked comment
      >underrated
      >uh huh

    • @sand_sand7304
      @sand_sand7304 Рік тому +1

      @@1TieDye1 > this isn’t fucking 4chan.
      > penis.

    • @Choco____1
      @Choco____1 Рік тому +215

      @@1TieDye1 Ah, my bad. However, to be fair, at the time of me writing that reply, the comment had barely any likes. It was posted 14 hours before yours, after all

    • @SStarry_Days
      @SStarry_Days Рік тому +49

      Overrated comment

  • @orangesilver8
    @orangesilver8 11 місяців тому +712

    I love your explanation of the stats so much. "Wisdom was not programmed." "Glitch would imply the devs somehow made a mistake while attempt to make the wisdom mechanic work. They did not attempt to make the wisdom mechanic work."
    Thank you for that.

    • @crusher7985
      @crusher7985 7 місяців тому +29

      "Wisdom is not a mechanic."

    • @scotginger4690
      @scotginger4690 5 місяців тому +23

      There is no Wisdom in Ba Sing Se- I mean uhhhh Final Fantasy.

    • @ChrisHinners008
      @ChrisHinners008 3 місяці тому +10

      It is a mere NUMBER on your stats page, and NOTHING else.

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho4 11 місяців тому +1432

    I love the mental image of a windswept White Mage in a tattered white cloak, three bags of bones slung over her shoulder. She confronts Chaos, only to draw back the cloak to reveal a staff in one hand, the other hand covered in a Power Fist sized electro-gauntlet. Her belt covered in magic weapons, an entire pharmacy's worth of potions, and the world's greatest katana.

    • @ZacharyMurray-xe8nu
      @ZacharyMurray-xe8nu 11 місяців тому +154

      Wife

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 11 місяців тому

      Then slowly the cape slumps of, revealing pecs the size of her head.

    • @GoodfellaZeta4873
      @GoodfellaZeta4873 11 місяців тому +25

      ​@@ZacharyMurray-xe8nuWhat? Stop having my first name!

    • @zacharyjohnson9562
      @zacharyjohnson9562 11 місяців тому +10

      been there

    • @DPedroBoh
      @DPedroBoh 11 місяців тому +99

      After the adventure she puts the literal bag of bones on the ground and cast rise on the 3 fallen party members.
      - Done, i defeated chaos, go home.
      I would even guess that she would share the gill earned in the adventure for their troubles.

  • @galaxycamerata
    @galaxycamerata Рік тому +700

    "The party now consists of A White Mage*"
    *And her three emotional support corpses

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 4 місяці тому +17

      *Edda Pureheart would like to know your location*

  • @hoodedman6579
    @hoodedman6579 Рік тому +572

    Note that criticals do not ignore evasion; it’s just that anything that can hit you with max evasion will be a crit, as the roll for an automatic hit also gets you an automatic crit. This distinction only really matters for the enemy if they have a higher than usual critical rate, which few do, but it does mean that forgoing hit rate for crit rate isn’t obviously correct. The actual chance to hit doesn’t vary much, but you get an extra hit every 32, so you’d want to consider that.
    Also note that anything in the game had a 1/201 chance of hitting a target even if they fully resist it; this makes the Bane sword (the one used to kill Tiamat) useful against Chaos, because killing his with the Masamune is unlikely if he sticks Slo2 to you, which he will do 75% of the time he casts it (it’s non-elemental, so only magic defense can resist it and magical classes have bad magic defense). If that happens and you can’t reverse it (and any character that doesn’t know Fast can’t), going for the 1/201 over and over is usually the better strategy except for maybe the Fighter. The Black Belt also doesn’t care because he will have killed Chaos before he casts it.

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 Рік тому +42

      I was slightly wrong about the odds; as it turns out, the game uses a table of numbers from 0-255 that it converts to 0-200, and it turns out that 3 of them convert to 0 (because there's two 1's in the table for some reason), which is the value that produces automatic hits. This means the actual odds are 3/256 instead of 1/201, which is about 2.3 times higher, which is very good for the desperate Bane plays against Chaos in solo runs and is largely irrelevant to anything else that's not a TAS I think.
      I learned this from the notes on a TAS by TheAxeMan; if you search "FF1 TAS" it'll almost certainly be the first thing that pops up. It's a good watch, the subtitles have lots of fun little notes to explain what's going on. I also learned from it that elemental weapon bonuses apparently actually do work, contrary to everything I'd ever heard, but the bonuses based on monster type still don't work. The bonus is your attack essentially being 4 higher than it usually is, so it's not like it really makes much of a difference anyways. For reference, the first weapon that this applies to, the Flame Sword, goes from 26 attack to 30, and the practical result is doing 4-8 more damage per hit, with that amount doubled for crits.
      Funnily enough, Final Fantasy II quintupled this bonus to +20. Final Fantasy III finally moved to just multiplying the damage by 2, which I think is more or less what every other game does (with the number adjusted up or down sometimes).

    • @preistestdragon4634
      @preistestdragon4634 11 місяців тому

      @@hoodedman6579 after not reading everything you have typed i can safely conclude one thing and one thing only.
      you my friend.
      are in fact.
      a nerd.
      shocking i know and sadly there is no cure. so i can only wish you good luck.

  • @alexandermerrell5856
    @alexandermerrell5856 Рік тому +2833

    The reveal that wisdom is entirely useless as a stat might be one of my new favorite VG Myths moments. Like how does that even happen.

    • @weberman173
      @weberman173 Рік тому +308

      i knew that it didnt do anything beforhand, but even i was just utterly caught offguard by the reveal

    • @thatguyinthecorner4648
      @thatguyinthecorner4648 Рік тому +280

      They forgor

    • @Just.Kidding
      @Just.Kidding Рік тому +137

      Deadlines.

    • @oscarwillimott9296
      @oscarwillimott9296 Рік тому +32

      Alongside Duct Tape?

    • @Xeronoia
      @Xeronoia Рік тому +236

      Final Fantasy was named that because the developer was going to go under and it was the last game they were ever going to make, but then sales ended up being good enough for them to survive.

  • @teamcyeborg
    @teamcyeborg Рік тому +1909

    "Four is a larger number than a."
    Don't let the base-sixteen people hear you say that

    • @ultimapower6950
      @ultimapower6950 Рік тому +50

      Well it’s bigger than -A

    • @erhanjpg1467
      @erhanjpg1467 Рік тому +86

      A is 10 in base-sixteen, for those who don’t know

    • @scottrauch1261
      @scottrauch1261 Рік тому +21

      ​@erhanjpg1467 shhh its funnier if they dont know.

    • @trxgreder
      @trxgreder Рік тому +19

      its called hexadecimal :|

    • @erhanjpg1467
      @erhanjpg1467 Рік тому +60

      @@trxgreder it also can be called base-sixteen. Binary can be called Base-2. Decimal can be called Base-10, and Base-64 can be called Tetrasexagesimal.

  • @amateraceon5202
    @amateraceon5202 Рік тому +866

    I wouldn’t be surprised if the impetus for this video was just so Gamechamp could use “A” as a number to make people angry and still be technically correct about it the entire time

    • @Z3DT
      @Z3DT Рік тому +41

      In Dutch, the indeterminate article (een) is the same as the number one (één), but the latter is just said with more emphasis.

    • @dazcarrr
      @dazcarrr Рік тому +47

      i heard it more as "beating the game with A) White Mage," as in that's the full list of things used

    • @toonsandwich4284
      @toonsandwich4284 Рік тому +19

      A is just a variable with a value of 1

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal Рік тому +5

      pretty much the same in German afaik @@Z3DT

    • @AstaryuuGaming
      @AstaryuuGaming Рік тому +8

      @@Z3DTSpanish as well, "a" (un/una) is just "one" (uno) but it agrees with its noun's gender like a normal adjective

  • @DavidRycan
    @DavidRycan Рік тому +1172

    I like to imagine the other three party members' ghosts following the White Mage with increasing exasperation as they beg her to just revive them and let them help or at _least_ let them move on with their lives

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks Рік тому +160

      "Bro, PLEASE, I just want to go home to my family."
      "Sorry bud, you're locked in my party until CHAOS is dead and I don't want you to accidentally help me, so..." 🪄

    • @randallross420
      @randallross420 Рік тому +104

      I'm imagining a white mage dragging 3 corpses behind her everywhere she goes.

    • @GreenEyedPsycho
      @GreenEyedPsycho Рік тому +91

      @@randallross420that’s what the strength stat is for. Gotta carry them from place to place *somehow*!

    • @semigloss
      @semigloss Рік тому +18

      Jealous of the xp

    • @grouchygamer2404
      @grouchygamer2404 Рік тому +22

      ​@@randallross420She will evolved to a necromancer 😅

  • @nekyokusai6400
    @nekyokusai6400 11 місяців тому +209

    The black mage, warrior and the monk during the entire video:
    _ o __ /

    • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
      @MamaTrixxieAsmr 3 місяці тому +8

      The three floor connoisseurs

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs 18 днів тому +3

      Ah yes, the A White Mage and her three floor inspectors

    • @vivil2533
      @vivil2533 17 днів тому

      I know they're suppose to be dead, but their sprites make it look like they were walking with the white mage, but they all simultaneously tripped face first into the mud when the enemies arrived.

  • @nọvẽŕïá-ōlï-kìlá
    @nọvẽŕïá-ōlï-kìlá Рік тому +1835

    I'm amazed that people manage to play 8-Bit era Japanese games so well. I struggle to tell し and レ apart when they look as clear as possible!

    • @ryan20028
      @ryan20028 Рік тому +279

      Just wait until you try to play games of this era that used Kanji.

    • @Listle
      @Listle Рік тому +333

      It's made much easier by the fact that し will generally only appear with other hiragana characters and レ with other katakana characters

    • @alynnzz0491
      @alynnzz0491 Рік тому +127

      In some games, they're the same character! Just use context clues.

    • @SupremeDirt
      @SupremeDirt Рік тому +57

      you get used to it eventually. the real villain sometimes is kanji.

    • @janLilin
      @janLilin Рік тому +52

      As others have said, use context. You almost certainly won't find し when the word in question is in katakana. If you can read every other kana, you can use context to figure it out.

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan Рік тому +735

    I picture Jack waking up at the end, asking what happened, finding out Chaos is dead, and contentedly slumping back onto the floor.

    • @megatennepster3833
      @megatennepster3833 Рік тому +73

      He'd dab up the white mage the second he can

    • @stormy_does_stuff
      @stormy_does_stuff Рік тому +8

      ​@@megatennepster3833 he'd what?

    • @BuhBaBiBeBo
      @BuhBaBiBeBo Рік тому +17

      ​@@stormy_does_stuffhe'd dab em up

    • @AnjnShan
      @AnjnShan Рік тому

      @@BuhBaBiBeBo D a b

    • @TheTolnoc
      @TheTolnoc Рік тому +22

      "What did I miss?"
      'Chaos ded'
      "Oh, sick, I'm gonna finish that nap."

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum Рік тому +1160

    I love that through this whole video I'm just thinking "yeah, FF1 solo White Mage challenge, a very difficult challenge; even if it's not the MOST difficult it is definitely one of the top most difficult FF1 challenges, this is very impressive", and then Gamechamp casually drops "btw remember I'm playing with my feet cause my hands are all fuckled" and I feel like I just got slapped upside the head and was left for dead

    • @Sonic-oh2ly
      @Sonic-oh2ly Рік тому +4

      Yeah...

    • @furiouscorgi6614
      @furiouscorgi6614 Рік тому +114

      No, you got kicked, their hands are busy recovering mostly

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Рік тому +44

      Gamechamp invited you into her party. I dunno about _left_ for dead, but dead, yes.

    • @iwriteseoarticlesin12hours25
      @iwriteseoarticlesin12hours25 Рік тому

      I hate being fuckled too

    • @michaelgrey1503
      @michaelgrey1503 Рік тому +40

      To be fair, you don't really need more precise ways of playing a turn based combat game if you're not speed running it. If she were doing a Rockman challenge though..

  • @diamondan5721
    @diamondan5721 10 місяців тому +105

    I love how the title implies that the challenge isn't ONLY having a white mage and NOTHING ELSE, but that having one in your party AT ALL is enough of a challenge

    • @goldenpig6453
      @goldenpig6453 6 місяців тому +14

      that title would go to the thief. they're so terrible in the NES version that many people genuinely consider that to be the case. they have absolutely zero spells, their main stats are agility and luck (both pretty awful stats), they have terrible armor and low magic resistance, and endurance is their dump stat making them the squishiest of the fighters with practically nothing to bolster it. the only way they can viably fight is killing the enemy before the enemy can kill them, but don't have the strength to even do that. literally the only thing they have going for them is they can equip almost any weapon, but good luck surviving long enough to get a decent one.

  • @runic6668
    @runic6668 Рік тому +272

    That "KILL CHAOS" caught me extremely off guard in the best way. Gkad to see you back queen

  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse Рік тому +3245

    I was hoping this run existed because of 8-Bit Theater and I was not disappointed

    • @oscarwillimott9296
      @oscarwillimott9296 Рік тому +99

      Hello, would you like to hear how you can KILL CHAOS!! ?

    • @anbuagent12
      @anbuagent12 Рік тому +51

      Oh God. I forgot about that. I'm old as hell now

    • @DoctorProfessorDai
      @DoctorProfessorDai Рік тому +13

      I was just thinking about that this afternoon.

    • @DarkeLourd
      @DarkeLourd Рік тому +102

      Four white mages? It'll never work.

    • @Drangelon
      @Drangelon Рік тому +53

      Longest running joke I know of from web comics. 8-Bit Theater was amazing!

  • @SnoozeCruisin
    @SnoozeCruisin Рік тому +424

    For anyone who wants to try this challenge on more recent versions of FF1, you’ll likely be playing on a version where the Peninsula of Power bug was fixed, making the mid-game grind a bit trickier. If you can beat Astos, you’ll eventually unlock the Mystic Key, which will allow you to open up a treasure room in his castle to the left of the throne room. Bring some healing items and park yourself wherever you can save closest to this room. Each of the tiles adjacent to the chests in that room will throw you into a battle with a horde of undead enemies - on the version I played, the second-tier Dia spell will kill them all instantly, bestowing you with a good sum of EXP and an even gooder sum of cold, hard cash. Because these tiles are forced encounters, you can run back and forth on these tiles over and over again to trigger the same encounter repeatedly, allowing you to farm these enemies for experience and money for as long as you feel like it!
    (Source: Did a White Mage run myself on the now-discontinued mobile version of FF1. Needless to say, I was psyched to see this video in my feed!)

    • @gamerk316
      @gamerk316 Рік тому +11

      This is my preferred mid-game grind strategy. You can also use the guaranteed enemies in the treasure room in the Earth Cave, though obviously those are less safe.

    • @Xeronoia
      @Xeronoia Рік тому +3

      Did they ever make Wisdom actually do anything in the remakes?

    • @gamerk316
      @gamerk316 Рік тому +22

      @@Xeronoia Yes, Wisdom (or INT in later localizations) are applied at least as far back as the GBA remakes, and I believe the PS1 versions do as well. Red Mage becomes noticeably less useful as a caster as a result.

    • @BamaTears
      @BamaTears Рік тому

      I thought Square Enix added the Peninsula of Power back to recent ports of the game?

    • @gamerk316
      @gamerk316 Рік тому +1

      @@BamaTears I know it's not in Pixel Remaster; I forget if it still existed in other ports (GBA/PSP) or not offhand.

  • @megamaster1610
    @megamaster1610 Рік тому +460

    It’s funny seeing you mention how strange the magic system is, considering I guessed it immediately when you said that. It’s the same one as Dungeons and Dragons, since these games were based off of it.

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi Рік тому +68

      More specifically, based off of Wizardry, which was based off of D&D.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean Рік тому +60

      To be fair, Dungeons and Dragons has a strange magic system, shared only with the least creative D&D clones and one fantasy author whose magic system wasn't stolen by anyone else, because Vancian magic is just awkward.

    • @Robous
      @Robous Рік тому +12

      The stupid part about it is that the Wisdom stat was broken, not broken as to being abused is a great strategy, but as broken as to it not working…oh I guess they already knew about that….

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi Рік тому +13

      @@timothymclean Wizardry is not what I would call a "least creative D&D clone", personally. I will agree with you that Vancian magic is awkward, though.

    • @ShadowLink38
      @ShadowLink38 Рік тому +42

      @@timothymclean In case you didn't know, Jack Vance (the author you referenced) is the creator of the Vancian magic system and is named after him. Gygax used the system in D&D, and D&D is why/how it became a trope, but did not create the system of magic.
      You didn't claim that D&D made the system but I wanted to clarify just in case others who read this don't know this history. Personally, I enjoy the system but understand it is confusing and doesn't fit the current pop culture of magic. Heck, it confused the hell out of me when I was a kid enough to dissuade me from even trying D&D until much later; it's only with my now 2+ decades of experience in TTRPGs that I appreciate how it reins in magic and rewards forethought despite it's immense learning curve.

  • @oddgod8005
    @oddgod8005 Рік тому +104

    I wanna just imagine the white mage just drags the bodies of their team mates to each battle so they can watch

    • @josepha3805
      @josepha3805 Рік тому +10

      He grounded them into powder and put them into three small pouches.

  • @pika-azurill2465
    @pika-azurill2465 Рік тому +163

    I hope your recovery continues swiftly and well! That TIME TO KILL CHAOS made me think Jack Garland himself busted into the video, congratulations!!!

  • @censor2112
    @censor2112 Рік тому +210

    That beginning really hit hard for me since I still have chronic wrist pain for about a year now. And I have that exact same arcade stick, but I haven't tried playing with my feet for fear of the pain showing up there too. It really is awful

    • @Gamechamp3000
      @Gamechamp3000  Рік тому +146

      I was worried about that too; I eased myself in playing just a little bit each day with long breaks. I can now use it mostly indefinitely.

    • @barahng
      @barahng 9 місяців тому +8

      I don't know if you guys have arthiritis or carpal tunnel but I developed really brutal carpal tunnel from playing WoW 10 hours a day. Its technically a wrist thing but still caused a lot of pain in my fingers and hand joints. A wrist brace (the kind with the metal splint) and changing my chair and keyboard setup to something more ergonomic helped a lot. I basically don't have it anymore.

  • @s4ad0wpi
    @s4ad0wpi Рік тому +1564

    I imagine Gamechamp wants to do a FFX No Sphere Grid Challenge, but she needs to play games in order, so she has begun the Final Fantasy Grind!

    • @Gamechamp3000
      @Gamechamp3000  Рік тому +897

      Shhhhhhh

    • @BoltTheEmolga
      @BoltTheEmolga Рік тому +68

      What challenge even is there for FF2? I can see options for everything beyond that, but 2 there isn’t much in the ways of alternate strategies.

    • @alidoucious
      @alidoucious Рік тому +22

      FF 2 attack only

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly Рік тому +88

      @@alidouciousbarefisted attack is the most broken way to play FF2.
      Magic only would be more challenging.

    • @galfinsp7216
      @galfinsp7216 Рік тому +31

      @@BoltTheEmolgaff2’s level up system is different from from ff games. Each stat that can be improved requires specific actions, and all 3 party members alongside other members have many different things to level up. Projared explains it pretty well in his review for final fantasy 2.

  • @OriginalJokee
    @OriginalJokee Рік тому +14

    I got an ad for audible and it ended with “it feels good to hear- GOOD MORNING EVEEYONE AND WELCOME BACK TO VG MYTHS”

  • @IrvinCascade
    @IrvinCascade 10 місяців тому +51

    17:20 This section makes me want to see a comic series following the White Mage solo. I picture it being a combination of serious scenarios and goofy-ass shenanigans. Like the beginning where they're trekking back to the first town and performing some Weekend at Bernie's shenanigans atop the hill after surviving a horror-filled prologue that kills-off the other three (One of them dies in an anticlimactic way by just being an idiot, tripping and breaking their neck or something). Get to Astos and he seems fine, talking in English, then when you give him the crown he starts talking in Japanese and turns evil, confusing the f*** out of the White Mage. Just continue this tone throughout the entire story.
    After the final battle, someone mentions that the White Mage could have just revived their teammates at a church, COMPLETELY throwing them for a loop with a little box reminding us that their "Wisdom" stat is nonexistent in comparison to their other stats (Make this a recurring joke), and leading to the epilogue which shows off everyone's stat-growth from the beginning of the story to the end, everyone having no growth except for the White Mage who reached max level and max stats with nearly no Wisdom.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 7 місяців тому +3

      Wait a second. This white mage has the same build as Aqua from Konosuba.

    • @yoisakikanade_
      @yoisakikanade_ 6 місяців тому +1

      real af

  • @Rainbowmon
    @Rainbowmon Рік тому +24

    Square: *releases Final Fantasy*
    Devs: "We feel like we're forgetting something."
    Square: "If you forgot, it wasn't important."
    Wisdom: "404 stat not found"

  • @obiestar
    @obiestar Рік тому +835

    Good to see you back, Gamerchamp.

    • @dooplets._.5776
      @dooplets._.5776 Рік тому +10

      I missed these videos a lot lol

    • @AeonKnigh432
      @AeonKnigh432 Рік тому +13

      Gamerchamp 30 hundred

    • @froakachu8077
      @froakachu8077 Рік тому +3

      Gamer

    • @CupofJoe_93
      @CupofJoe_93 Рік тому +7

      Welcome back, my queen 🫡🫡

    • @Lorraine202
      @Lorraine202 Рік тому +8

      It’s so good to see you back. Hope your hands can forgive you for being bad at KH.

  • @johncrawley7667
    @johncrawley7667 Рік тому +354

    Good to see you doing okay. Don't push yourself too hard now, we'll all be patiently waiting for your return once you've recovered❤️

    • @IndigoStorm27
      @IndigoStorm27 Рік тому +3

      Recovered from what? I'm not in the know.

    • @Hidden_Fern
      @Hidden_Fern Рік тому +20

      @@IndigoStorm27chronic hand pain

    • @angelman69
      @angelman69 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Hidden_Ferni thought it was the pokemon no damage run.

    • @EvTheBadConlanger
      @EvTheBadConlanger Рік тому +23

      @@angelman69both. there’s no way she didn’t suffer both physical and psychological damage from that run

    • @IndigoStorm27
      @IndigoStorm27 Рік тому +3

      @@Hidden_Fern Ah, ok. Thanks.

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 Рік тому +114

    Hands: decides to die
    GC: “guess I’ll use my feet”

  • @elizabethcabbage9817
    @elizabethcabbage9817 Рік тому +174

    "this UA-cam channel is completely dead" Girl you don't even realize the excitement that struck me when I saw a new VG Myths episode after all this time. I'm so fucking happy you've got something for us today. Keep up the good work and take care of your body and mind

    • @damascusraven
      @damascusraven 11 місяців тому +9

      You know that's a man, right?

    • @oceanna7550
      @oceanna7550 11 місяців тому +44

      ​@@damascusraven She identifies as a girl. So, she is a girl.

    • @elizabethcabbage9817
      @elizabethcabbage9817 11 місяців тому

      @@damascusraven imagine being so transphobic you take a figure of speech that's commonly used gender-neutrally as an excuse to be bigoted. You're a fucking riot my guy

    • @alexczarnota3316
      @alexczarnota3316 10 місяців тому +5

      @@oceanna7550that’s not how this works and you know it

    • @epicjeong
      @epicjeong 10 місяців тому +22

      @@alexczarnota3316she wants to be referred to as a girl, so she should be referred to as a girl. Don’t see any other way it should work

  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 Рік тому +30

    This challenge is legendary among FF1 players. An infamous brick wall of pain. My respects to you Champ for even ATTEMPTING this

  • @mikefinkelstein2204
    @mikefinkelstein2204 Рік тому +41

    This INT (Wisdom) stat no being programmed is 100% true and absolutely hilarious. I'm part of the Final Fantasy Randomizer community and the rando fixes ever "bug" the game has. Anything with evidence that it was intended to go somewhere and wasn't done right. INT, though, just goes nowhere. No process, no indication. So we don't fix it because there's nothing to fix.
    Best guess: since Final Fantasy 1 is based in D&D (to a very copyright-violating degree), they put in INT and gave it stat growth so they could use it eventually... and then never came up with any reason to use it, and at that point it was a bigger pain to remove it than to leave it and just ignore it.
    Notes on the run:
    1) Heal is a party-wide healing spell so less need to have it than cure spells in the game for a solo party member.
    2) If you're grinding and enemies start running away, put one of your level 1 corpses into the front slot. The game only reads the first character when calculating things like morale (whether they run) and ambush. Yes, stronger packs will be more likely ambush you, but they won't run.
    3) "Less likely to incur paralysis, stone, and death" but, because of the way the game is programmed, not impossible. There's always a 3/256 crit chance for any spell and, even with a ribbon, those effects (and others) will still get through.

    • @mikefinkelstein2204
      @mikefinkelstein2204 Рік тому +1

      @@Gotmilk0112 Balance. If you go with any of the fixes that were put in later games (which were done by other programmers than the original team) then it does drastically change the balance of magic in the NES game.

  • @birbbabybirb
    @birbbabybirb Рік тому +85

    Ayy, you're back! We're all happy to see you.
    As someone who permanently damaged my dominant wrist, I know exactly how difficult it is to deal with chronic hand pain, so I'm very glad you're prioritizing your body over your channel!

  • @EmeralBookwise
    @EmeralBookwise Рік тому +67

    Rationalizing the use of corpse inventory on the grounds of it being funny made me legit laugh out loud 😆
    Love you champ, never change... or do change, but only to become an ever increasingly better version of yourself, hopefully with less hand pain and mandatory foot play. Although optional foot play is certainly a useful talent to have.

  • @mnm2317
    @mnm2317 Рік тому +40

    I'm not sure you could do a run that I WOULDN'T enjoy. Your voice, humor, and how you explain and talk about stuff is just memorizing! Pure entertainment (edutainment?) gold! My thoughts go out to your hands, glad to hear they're on the "up swing" of healing!

    • @ImNotEpix
      @ImNotEpix Рік тому +4

      i second this! ive never cared about the final fantasy series but i cant stop watching this video ^^

  • @ZmanAce
    @ZmanAce 11 місяців тому +8

    “LV 620,000 spells” caught me completely off guard!

  • @pillowmint4622
    @pillowmint4622 Рік тому +375

    holy crap, that "time to KILL CHAOS!" really caught me off-guard, I've never heard Gamechamp so excited and/or loud lol
    I hope your hands heal up fully :]

    • @jellywillreturn
      @jellywillreturn Рік тому +38

      She was extremely loud and excitable in her earlier videos, the jumpless Mario ones especially.

    • @pillowmint4622
      @pillowmint4622 Рік тому +25

      @@jellywillreturn oh, I guess this is like a return to form then?
      also, are we supposed to refer to Gamechamp with feminine pronouns? if so, thank you cuz' I probably would've ended up calling them a "he" at some point.

    • @jellywillreturn
      @jellywillreturn Рік тому +47

      @@pillowmint4622 Gamechamp came out as transgender sometime after the Pokémon Blue video, you can hear her address herself as “Ms. Gamer Champ” in this video at one point.

    • @pillowmint4622
      @pillowmint4622 Рік тому +19

      @@jellywillreturn ah, ok! I'm playing Shovel Knight while listening to videos in the background, so I guess I didn't notice.

    • @jellywillreturn
      @jellywillreturn Рік тому +21

      @@pillowmint4622 No worries! It sounds like you might be new to the channel, so if that’s the case, I hope you enjoy her sizable backlog!
      If I could make a recommendation, if you like RPG challenge runs, she’s described that aforementioned Pokémon Blue run as her proudest accomplishment in gaming. I think it makes for great listening material!
      (Obviously, since she wasn’t out yet, she does misgender herself in the script for that one, in case that causes any confusion.)

  • @Marshadow821
    @Marshadow821 Рік тому +80

    This is the end for Chaos
    His evil deeds have caught up to him
    All he can do now is stare the White Mage in the eye
    One final attempt to spread fear in this mortal coil
    However, to Chaos's surprise, the White Mage isn't paying attention to his demise
    Instead, she sat down on the floor, to enjoy a nice, warm latte
    "How is it still warm?" Chaos asks
    That is a question Chaos will never know the answer to

  • @joaoartur19
    @joaoartur19 Рік тому +149

    OH MY GOD YES, NEW GAMECHAMP VIDEO! Your challenge runs are honestly some of my favorite content in UA-cam and I had been seriously missing your uploads. Super excited to watch this one while I eat today, just by the premise I know it's gonna be a good one.
    Edit: just started watching the video and now I feel kinda of bad lol. Didn't know about your chronic hand pain, but I hope you get better soon Miss Champ! And take your time to recover, I can always rewatch your previous bangers in between your new uploads. Your wellbeing comes first.
    Edit 2: Absolutely kino. Miss Champ never disappoints

  • @ErisEntropy
    @ErisEntropy 11 місяців тому +9

    20:13 Oh, guess I didn't do enough grinding...
    this had me laughing way too much, your sense of humor is great

  • @squadesforest
    @squadesforest Рік тому +6

    The enthusiasm in your voice when you talk about a topic like wisdom sold me. Just subbed. Keep on creating.

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 Рік тому +76

    Imagine getting multiple copies of the game going and doing solo runs for every class at once.
    With one controller for the inputs of them all at once.

    • @tame1773
      @tame1773 Рік тому +6

      That sounds like a nightmare😅

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean Рік тому +13

      It's probably impossible, which would make it quite impressive to pull off.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 Рік тому +1

      ​@@timothymcleanHow would you even do setup?

  • @mysticalcomments
    @mysticalcomments Рік тому +245

    It’s a great day when Champ comes back from a long break because you know the video’s gonna be great.

  • @KoyasuNoBara
    @KoyasuNoBara Рік тому +286

    *Black Mage:* "Four white mages? It'll never work."
    *Fighter:* "What about one white mage?"
    Edit: Oh, shit, I wasn't expecting the bit I referenced to actually show up in the video

    • @thatguyinthecorner4648
      @thatguyinthecorner4648 Рік тому +20

      8-bit theater in the wild! Sort of

    • @CiromBreeze
      @CiromBreeze Рік тому +15

      Heck yeah 8-Bit Theatre

    • @GreatFox42
      @GreatFox42 Рік тому +11

      8BT fans unite

    • @ReikuYin
      @ReikuYin Рік тому +5

      Doing my yearly re-read. That and Bob and George for you MegaMan fans.

    • @GreatFox42
      @GreatFox42 Рік тому +3

      @@ReikuYin B&G is actually partially responsible for getting me into the franchise. I used to reread that annually myself, though time has become limited in the many years since graduation.
      Since we're bringing others up, how about Metroid Third Deriative? Any readers of that? How about Two Evil Scientists?

  • @warlock415
    @warlock415 Рік тому +16

    Funny thing is, in a lot of my runs the White Mage(Wizard) does end up with the Masamune for non-boss fights. Makes them go stupid fast.

  • @TheNumber1RatedSalesman1997
    @TheNumber1RatedSalesman1997 Рік тому +9

    that outburst of chaos woke me up after a long work day; thank you for your amazing enthusiasm- i, as a white mage main, suddenly feel motivated !

  • @an-ei
    @an-ei Рік тому +80

    I loved the Mario Picross sounds you put during Chaos's death sequence. Random callbacks to previous episodes always make me laugh.

    • @dinosore_rs
      @dinosore_rs Рік тому +8

      She also threw the “sip a latte” sound in there >w

    • @tammytheranger7645
      @tammytheranger7645 9 місяців тому +2

      And on top of that, she sipped a latte.

  • @adelaestrella3338
    @adelaestrella3338 Рік тому +100

    I'm so happy your back and fantastic video!!!
    Sorry to hear your hands still haven't recovered. As much as I love VG myths, your health is infinitely more important than a youtube channel, so don't be afraid to take another break if you need it
    Thoughts and prayers, keep being bad at video games ❤❤❤

  • @foxymanaic5934
    @foxymanaic5934 Рік тому +265

    I see Gamechamp is still as funny as she always was, she hasn't lost her sense of humour and I hope she never does. We're loyal viewers, we don't mind how long we have to wait until your next video.

    • @michealgironimo603
      @michealgironimo603 Рік тому

      Is she trans?just asking it wouldn't change my opinion about her

    • @CampGareth
      @CampGareth Рік тому +14

      "vampire-bleeeh" took me by surprise, pleasantly

    • @ManNether
      @ManNether 11 місяців тому +15

      Wdym "she"? Hear his voice, it's clearly a dude...

    • @foxymanaic5934
      @foxymanaic5934 11 місяців тому +2

      @@ManNether She may have been born a male, but she's non binary and uses she/her pronouns, plus, she went through her transformation to a woman.

    • @foxymanaic5934
      @foxymanaic5934 11 місяців тому +18

      @@CampGareth I know right! She's hilarious.

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 Рік тому +22

    "FOUR WHITE MAGES?! IT"LL NEVER WORK!!!"

  • @reloadpsi
    @reloadpsi Рік тому +7

    Thank you for pointing out that wisdom was never actually programmed to do anything, and not that it's "bugged." It's not a programming error; it's a design oversight.
    I'm way too pedantic not to be bothered by that :P
    Also yeah the Japanese Famicom version of this game actually is a great way to see how one's Japanese is coming along because all the text is in kana and fairly easy to read.

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan Рік тому +22

    Was watching this video while farming the Titanite Demon in Dark Souls, and you made me walk off the side of the bridge and lose 100k souls. Keep up the good work!

  • @terrivel11
    @terrivel11 Рік тому +38

    This has been a fantastic week for me in UA-cam. Styropyro AND Gamechamp are back? Yes please.

  • @Poolio_10
    @Poolio_10 Рік тому +85

    As someone who recently gained an interest in the Final Fantasy series thanks to FFXIV Online and a white mage main in said game, I approve 200% of this challenge run

    • @knightsurda
      @knightsurda Рік тому +1

      Unlike most solo challenge runs, the White Mage (sans white wizard) solo run is probably the hardest. Since you lose out on most forms of damage and have to rely heavily on RNG being in your favor. In a game held together by hopes and dreams thats not exactly something you should rely on lol

    • @xbree_
      @xbree_ Рік тому

      Welcome to FFXIV. It’s such a special game.

    • @warlock415
      @warlock415 Рік тому

      Problem is you can't just spam Holy in FF1

    • @knightsurda
      @knightsurda Рік тому

      @warlock415 depends on the version honestly, since some don't have limitations outside of MP. Granted you won't get it til endgame regardless

    • @warlock415
      @warlock415 Рік тому

      @@knightsurda The joke is that in FF14, there's a meme about WHM Holy spam once they hit level 50 (out of current level cap of 90)

  • @JT-hs6hc
    @JT-hs6hc Рік тому +12

    I love the black mage servi-bot! great video as always, girl! I have similar hand pain problems so I'm so sorry you're going through that. thanks for another great video! 🎉

  • @enlongjones2394
    @enlongjones2394 Рік тому +5

    I’m excited to see the next episode of the Yugioh comparison series too, so I’m very glad to hear that it’s out on the Patreon.
    After rewatching that comparison series, I started checking out the subbed version myself, and it’s been just fascinating to see all the ways things were changed.

  • @CaitCatM
    @CaitCatM Рік тому +79

    May your hands be healed by the power of the White Mage... or failing that, just hope you get better soon, Gamechamp!

    • @dazcarrr
      @dazcarrr Рік тому +11

      not this white mage though, they'd just leave her to die by making her interact with a stick repeatedly

    • @ReikuYin
      @ReikuYin Рік тому +2

      Or very least get to FF4. Cecil should be able to help with that. (Cookie if you understand)

  • @VoidAcrid
    @VoidAcrid Рік тому +15

    Incredibly happy to you back, and happy to hear your hands are doing relatively okay!
    Make sure to take care of yourself!
    And man, hearing things like “reasons only those who can read Japanese can understand” makes me remember why I love your content so much. Lovely work as always, GamerChamp! Inspiring me to do my own challenge runs for games over here…

  • @jomogaming2
    @jomogaming2 Рік тому +4

    The latte and pulling up Picross during the cutscene of Chaos disintegrating was, frankly, beautiful.

  • @chaotickreg7024
    @chaotickreg7024 11 місяців тому +2

    2:25 Ok "4 is a bigger number than 'a' " is a really really funny pun! Excellent!

  • @maxwellbowman4084
    @maxwellbowman4084 Рік тому +23

    It’d be interesting to compare this run across different versions - NES versus GBA versus remasters…
    Not something that would come up in this run but NES battles have this weird mechanic where if a monster dies before a member of your party can attack it, the attack just whiffs. The attack doesn’t target to the next enemy, your guy just attacks the air. You have to predict when enemies are going to be knocked out so you don’t waste turns.

    • @j_c_93
      @j_c_93 11 місяців тому +1

      I actually liked that mechanic, but it's not a big deal. I also LOVE FF1's spell system and I wish more games would use it.,

    • @jeremyandrews3292
      @jeremyandrews3292 11 місяців тому +3

      The irony is that this run effectively bypasses the bug. Which makes me wonder if the game was originally programmed to have one hero (like Dragon Quest) rather than four...

  • @taterman27
    @taterman27 Рік тому +8

    I was literally just rewatching old VG Myths and saw this one release, great to see you back!

  • @kasagure.
    @kasagure. Рік тому +32

    it's so nice to see you again! but please don't kill yourself to get videos out ❤

  • @_hyva_
    @_hyva_ Рік тому +9

    “I’m your White Mage. And NOBODY. Fucks. With the White Mage.”

  • @ShinOmega1196
    @ShinOmega1196 Рік тому +7

    So glad to see you back with another video! I was starting to get worried that it might not be in the cards, but I'm glad to hear you seem to be on the road to recovery, even if you're not quite there yet. Remember to give yourself grace while you're on the mend, and I hope you can bounce back from the hiatus without too much struggle!

  • @sts-jaidn
    @sts-jaidn 3 місяці тому +1

    this is still one of my favorite gamechamp. I keep coming back to rewatch just cause i love the writing so much.

  • @DeskoDev
    @DeskoDev Рік тому +8

    I didn't think one could make an over-the-top explanation of FF1's Intelligence stat. Perfection :)
    Congratulations on the run, hope your hands recover quickly!

  • @ValianceGames
    @ValianceGames Рік тому +19

    4 is indeed a bigger number than A. This is going to be a good challenge.

    • @IceLaic
      @IceLaic Рік тому +11

      *cries in hexadecimal*

    • @jellywillreturn
      @jellywillreturn Рік тому +3

      But A is just 4 with an extra line

    • @FGCLovesYou
      @FGCLovesYou Рік тому +4

      @@jellywillreturn Well, a 4 that fell over a bit. Presumably the extra line is there to prop it up.

  • @lmelior
    @lmelior Рік тому +11

    If you want to see full FF1 challenge/mod/randomizer runs, BlueAnkylo is fantastic at them. Dude knows the game back to front, and in non-solo runs he avoids getting overleveled to keep things interesting. He's done solo runs of every class, several times, on several different versions. From watching him I know that solo thief is the real challenge mode, especially on the NES due to the bugs in the original game. The way he speaks is great for watching at 1.5x speed, too, which is great when you're blasting through his hours long playthroughs. Highly recommended!

  • @ChronDr
    @ChronDr 2 місяці тому +2

    "IT'S TIME TO KILL CHAOS!"
    I nearly choked on my sleeping bag!

  • @ericbowers5968
    @ericbowers5968 Рік тому +6

    I can't believe UA-cam only just recommended your channel. Def subscribing and considering supporting in your livlihood and being able to eat race. Great humor, engaging line delivery, and clean visuals. Keep up the good work man.

    • @ZaCloud-Animations___she-her
      @ZaCloud-Animations___she-her Рік тому +3

      Big agreement, I'm glad to have stumbled upon this in my sidebar too. 😄 I'm just letting you know that at 6:57 , it was pointed out subtly that she has parted ways with the "man" label. 😉

    • @ericbowers5968
      @ericbowers5968 Рік тому +5

      @@ZaCloud-Animations___she-her right on, just wasn't being very observing very well. Still, keep up the good work. 👍

  • @AWarlockOfUnimaginablePower
    @AWarlockOfUnimaginablePower Рік тому +4

    Wow! Finally I'm being represented in one of your videos!!! Thank you for answering my question!

  • @cooperross9495
    @cooperross9495 Рік тому +5

    That delivery of "kill chaos" was something else.

  • @QruisS
    @QruisS Рік тому +20

    I remember the legend of how a White Mage named Siri backed Chaos into a corner and forced him to flee from this realm simply by walking foward into the room, dragging the decaying corpses of her party behind her.

  • @teowes7528
    @teowes7528 3 місяці тому +1

    Could you imagine this as an anime where the party wipes in the first fight except for the healer, and the healer proceeds through the rest of the quest supported by the ghost of his peers.

  • @clodolcmidnights837
    @clodolcmidnights837 Рік тому +38

    HOW DO YOU FORGET TO PROGRAM AN ENTIRE STAT!?
    ITS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE ON THE STAT SCREEN!
    ITS RIGHT THERE!

  • @KamPOV01
    @KamPOV01 Рік тому +6

    This is my favourite channel, thank you for having this channel man!!

  • @mxrc3604
    @mxrc3604 Рік тому +5

    The wisdom stat is actually a really funny giga brain joke if you think about it. I love that

  • @Zorothegallade-rpg
    @Zorothegallade-rpg 5 місяців тому +5

    "And unfortunately, 4 is a bigger number than A"
    Normal people: "Makes sense."
    Hexadecimal people: "What."

  • @KoyasuNoBara
    @KoyasuNoBara 2 місяці тому +1

    I've listened to this several times, and I just noticed that you tell us to _eat_ a sleeping bag before Garland's fight.

  • @thejake267
    @thejake267 9 місяців тому +2

    "puppeteer your dead friends into a dramatic pose" I almost did a spit take all over my computer

  • @christianmulligan9719
    @christianmulligan9719 Рік тому +10

    Welcome back Gamechamp, we hope you heal up soon! Microsoft has some amazing accessibility controllers that you might benefit from looking into.

  • @raghugba863
    @raghugba863 Рік тому +9

    This is the first video of this channel that I watch. The plain yet very sarcastic narration full of dry humor was amazing, but the IT'S TIME TO *KILL CHAOS* freaking killed me, another type of humor I like is just loud stupid stuff
    Amazing vid! Now I'll proceed to binge a lot of other videos

    • @gamerk316
      @gamerk316 Рік тому +2

      They're all good; I found the channel not long ago and I've already watched most of them twice.

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly Рік тому +3

      Glad to have you here, it's an accepting community so let's enjoy her suffering together

  • @JosephHk743
    @JosephHk743 Рік тому +4

    Glad to see you back Gamerchamp!
    Also, as someone who’s played Final Fantasy on the NES a lot when I was younger, seeing this video was a pleasure!
    Also, glad your hands are progressively better now from the strain of Repliku 4 and Larxene 2.

  • @Nauriek
    @Nauriek Рік тому +3

    I remember reading a bunch of FF challenge playthroughs on somebody's online website. I loved those: i think solo white mage was also among them, but that doesn't mean i'm not looking forward to seeing it again in all your VGMyths glory!

  • @BoltSpider
    @BoltSpider Рік тому +5

    This was a lot of fun to watch, but its also a blast hearing the patreon names I love the laughs from that

  • @SunshysContentRanch
    @SunshysContentRanch Рік тому +6

    I love this game, flaws and all. It's got such an adventurous aura and solid open world progression for such an old game. Thanks for doing this crazy challenge!

    • @megatennepster3833
      @megatennepster3833 Рік тому +1

      I do especially like how remakes of this game make it more in line with newer turn based games

  • @RodrigoAlejandroSanchezRoca
    @RodrigoAlejandroSanchezRoca Рік тому +12

    I suppose we should blame Larxene for Gamechamp’s hands now

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 7 місяців тому

      Larxene.
      You don't have to put on the red light.

  • @WeskAlber
    @WeskAlber Рік тому +8

    I'm glad your hands are even slightly on the mend. Please do take care of yourself, and your continued efforts are appreciated.
    I loved the part where the White Mage said "Bullshit," played Limp Bizkit, and walked away as Goblins ate their allies.

  • @GreenDog3
    @GreenDog3 7 місяців тому +1

    I was able to read the word Cure in this video, not because of spells that heal damage, but because of Pretty Cure.

  • @Cyballistic
    @Cyballistic Рік тому +3

    Thank you for the accessibility disclaimer at the beginning 👊

  • @jetstreamjackie3437
    @jetstreamjackie3437 Рік тому +3

    Genuinely, this is one of my favorite videos you’ve ever made. The jokes are top-notch and you make this RPG so engaging!! If this means we’re getting videos on all the numbered final fantasy games, i’m super excited for the future :>

  • @RainbowMan9407
    @RainbowMan9407 Рік тому +7

    Great to see you back! Hope your hands are feeling okay, and interested to see if Final Fantasy joins Ratchet & Clank and Rockman as a recurring franchise on the channel.

  • @CarelessFoolFallsFlat
    @CarelessFoolFallsFlat Рік тому +14

    Glad to see you back! Hope your hands get better. I gotta say, a healer continuously being slain by monsters and brought back to life in order to go against her nature and become the most efficient killing machine in the world with only the corpses of her would-be allies for company makes me think of, like, a dark fantasy series that treats the whole process literally. Something in the vein of Re:Zero and All You Need is Kill, but the heroine uses a bunch of carcasses for extra pocket space.

  • @yourweirdplant
    @yourweirdplant 3 місяці тому +2

    23:13
    Thank you for explaining, I wouldn't have guessed that the status effect "Death" leads to Death!
    (Don't worry not being mean, I love the video!)

  • @nitr4m12
    @nitr4m12 7 місяців тому +2

    I love The Adventures of Shampoo and His Three Corpses: Kurakuzu, Brad and Latte. Such a good series

  • @Tristan1062
    @Tristan1062 10 місяців тому +5

    Wisdom in this game is apparently the original inspiration for that one useless stat from every FromSoft game. Lol

  • @InverseLogic89
    @InverseLogic89 Рік тому +5

    “Puppeteer your dead friends into a dramatic pose” lmao😂

  • @genemelendez8157
    @genemelendez8157 Рік тому +11

    Honestly, playing an action game with your feet could be a VG Myths episode in and of itself

  • @justinmcdonald4822
    @justinmcdonald4822 5 місяців тому +2

    11:50 "Eat a sleeping bag".
    I love you for this.

  • @somethingfizzy
    @somethingfizzy 15 днів тому

    I love how these videos are written like a guide as if anyone else is insane enough to attempt these challenges