How WHITE is Dan?! - DNA TEST RESULTS

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  • @valeria-hu8jv
    @valeria-hu8jv 6 років тому +2236

    *"Protects" his identity by using a pseudonym so random strangers won't have his genetic information*
    *shares that information with the entire Internet*

  • @embrosia6219
    @embrosia6219 6 років тому +2257

    he’s exactly 1% less white then Phil

  • @toniwheelie
    @toniwheelie 6 років тому +4935

    “I’m kidding you sunshine heads, rub those freckles all over me,” is possible the cutest thing he has ever said

    • @MegaKhelditia
      @MegaKhelditia 6 років тому +90

      *sunset heads

    • @lxvorbit
      @lxvorbit 6 років тому +83

      Antonia Wheeler I feel like that was aimed at Phil😂😂

    • @laceyg4029
      @laceyg4029 6 років тому +11

      Lowkey scared

    • @liliakristine9296
      @liliakristine9296 6 років тому +49

      I'm a ginger and I felt so incredibly lucky to be a redhead w/ freckles when he said that.

    • @laceyg4029
      @laceyg4029 6 років тому +2

      @@liliakristine9296 same 😂😂💕

  • @ana12
    @ana12 5 років тому +1428

    We found out the reason why he always falls off the chair at the jumpscares.
    His muscle composition is literally made for jumping that hard

    • @AnonOE190
      @AnonOE190 2 роки тому +9

      Why does that make sense though

  • @marmablade8634
    @marmablade8634 7 років тому +8146

    If anyone's wondering, on Dan's shirt it says "equality" in Russian

    • @sajidaassaf174
      @sajidaassaf174 7 років тому +77

      Marmablade THANK YOU

    • @BeRkItOoO1
      @BeRkItOoO1 7 років тому +178

      and not only Russian, it means the same thing in many other Cyrillic languages too

    • @cutebunny4554
      @cutebunny4554 7 років тому +28

      Marmablade I think I just died a little

    • @lulu-qx4ss
      @lulu-qx4ss 7 років тому +13

      THANK YOU!! i was looking for this comment😂

    • @martagrzonka2783
      @martagrzonka2783 7 років тому +3

      Thank you! I was looking for that comment

  • @alexishuber6949
    @alexishuber6949 5 років тому +3826

    Dan: doesn’t trust blondes
    Also dan: literally was blond as a kid

    • @ginime_
      @ginime_ 5 років тому +222

      The self-hatred is too real

    • @hannahramsden7793
      @hannahramsden7793 5 років тому +92

      i think that might be exactly why

    • @apolloK9-y7b
      @apolloK9-y7b 5 років тому +66

      Gianna Mendiola she’s here, and she’s only getting worse

    • @juiceflavored5346
      @juiceflavored5346 4 роки тому +11

      That’s probably why lmaooo

    • @dawsy1000
      @dawsy1000 4 роки тому +9

      That's the case with a lot of people

  • @soupthought
    @soupthought 6 років тому +3919

    His shirt says "равноправие" which means "equality" in Russian 💜

    • @gaby8857
      @gaby8857 5 років тому +45

      *oh darn* awwww that’s cute :))

    • @sipsingucci1259
      @sipsingucci1259 5 років тому +30

      oh darn God I love him

    • @tia8619
      @tia8619 5 років тому +100

      and the light box behind him says ayy frick nazis

    • @Cnut_the_grape
      @Cnut_the_grape 5 років тому +3

      Thats a long word

    • @loganpiece16
      @loganpiece16 5 років тому +19

      Привет из России так сказать, мда

  • @jessica-ls3tc
    @jessica-ls3tc 6 років тому +5299

    Dalien is a redhead .....

    • @swag2736
      @swag2736 6 років тому +241

      I literally see you everywhere but I'm always too awkward to point out the fact that I secretly want to be ur friend. Oh god I sound so creppy.

    • @jayfelios
      @jayfelios 6 років тому +20

      Dana bruh, me irl lol

    • @witchofchaosss
      @witchofchaosss 6 років тому +49

      Omg DIL HAS THE SAME GENES AS DAN!!

    • @jessica-ls3tc
      @jessica-ls3tc 6 років тому +57

      Dana literally me tho lol but YES ILL BE UR FRIEND

    • @swag2736
      @swag2736 6 років тому +16

      AWW YEE do you have twitter or something?

  • @musicaltrash321
    @musicaltrash321 7 років тому +3313

    Three weeks without uploading he comes back with a test

  • @booksmusicmovies8862
    @booksmusicmovies8862 7 років тому +2132

    Dans kids are going to be light-beige gingers.

    • @leporid257
      @leporid257 7 років тому +79

      so one huge freckle? i hope he calls the first one freckles.

    • @ayoayo1044
      @ayoayo1044 7 років тому +3

      BooksMusicMovies I hope so

    • @melissavogel2129
      @melissavogel2129 7 років тому +5

      BooksMusicMovies can't wait to see that happen 😂😂😂😂

    • @gen-zhippie2203
      @gen-zhippie2203 7 років тому +97

      "*If you're partner has the redhaired gene*"
      -Phil was redheaded as a child-

    • @leporid257
      @leporid257 7 років тому +14

      James Moriarty I should tell you a bit about reproduction. (as long as both of them are dmab)

  • @hannahjung9997
    @hannahjung9997 6 років тому +577

    Dan: 98.2 percent European.
    Me: Can't be any more purist than Dan. *Gets results*. *Is literally 100 percent Eastern Asian*.

  • @allnarwhal5207
    @allnarwhal5207 6 років тому +1770

    well you know what they say, the paler the skin the darker the soul.

  • @manda5294
    @manda5294 7 років тому +924

    Dan: I will have a ginger child
    Me: DALIEN

    • @grace616
      @grace616 6 років тому +10

      Dan is officially my father

    • @mars7609
      @mars7609 6 років тому +3

      Deppressedwaffle _ ?whats that

    • @Momo-bu3le
      @Momo-bu3le 6 років тому +2

      Clam3944 It’s from Dan and Phil Sims. They made a Sim called Dil Howlter who had a son called Dalien who is a redhead.

  • @izzyb1792
    @izzyb1792 7 років тому +760

    Thanks dan's ancestors for creating dan.

  • @mysticdarkwing6560
    @mysticdarkwing6560 6 років тому +617

    Dan is lighter than bob rosses liquid white

  • @itslucy9423
    @itslucy9423 7 років тому +1323

    Remember that time Dan sprinted for the 7 second challenge. He definitely has the muscles of an elite power athlete 😂

    • @j.pnewcomer1069
      @j.pnewcomer1069 7 років тому +35

      lullie Plus he is tall and lanky, he would definitely be more of a "Spider-man" physique than a "Captain America" physique

    • @cherryvalance1999
      @cherryvalance1999 7 років тому +10

      lullie ARMY IS EVERYWHERE

    • @bangtantrash8744
      @bangtantrash8744 7 років тому +5

      lullie hello army

    • @katiaa.9172
      @katiaa.9172 7 років тому +3

      armyyyy

    • @MariaSantos-cm2bb
      @MariaSantos-cm2bb 7 років тому +3

      lullie armyyyy and I'm glad you remembered me of that

  • @katewalker6297
    @katewalker6297 7 років тому +357

    "I'm gonna be related to a giraffe or something like that..."

    • @markleespersonalyn
      @markleespersonalyn 6 років тому +1

      Kate Walker "rub those freckles all over me" well! Guess so.

  • @arthurvanessen5390
    @arthurvanessen5390 7 років тому +1478

    NOW THIS IS DANCESTRY!!

  • @TimeturnerJ
    @TimeturnerJ 6 років тому +2146

    I'd love to take this test out of curiosity, but there isn't really any point because I know for a fact that I'm stupidly white.

    • @rosieesor
      @rosieesor 6 років тому +7

      Timeturner I completely understand

    • @yaydifyed9904
      @yaydifyed9904 6 років тому +5

      Actually, same.

    • @pivinne5536
      @pivinne5536 6 років тому +37

      you'd think so, but honestly the results *can* be suprising!

    • @icantthinkofausername8964
      @icantthinkofausername8964 6 років тому +8

      Evelyn Delorie it actually takes your dna and compares to some people of regions, ignoring that those people could've immigrated

    • @abbacadaver
      @abbacadaver 6 років тому +10

      I took a test like this, and I found out I was 25% Native American. Super cool! (I’m v white)

  • @endofinfinity4131
    @endofinfinity4131 7 років тому +1879

    Dan, please don't blur the background, it makes me feel like I'm going more blind than I already am.

    • @kamryndocherty1684
      @kamryndocherty1684 7 років тому +76

      TheAquaDragon it's called a camera focus

    • @endofinfinity4131
      @endofinfinity4131 7 років тому +95

      Kamryn Cake Sorry, I didn't think think my inexperienced camera terminology would bother anyone.

    • @nikolaamelia5382
      @nikolaamelia5382 7 років тому +16

      TheAquaDragon This is the best roast I have ever seen idec anymore someone needs to write this on my grave.

    • @jovienesbitt6064
      @jovienesbitt6064 7 років тому +91

      his camera automatically does it. Most good quality cameras blur the background and focus the main thing

    • @charlea533
      @charlea533 7 років тому +2

      TheAquaDragon sameeeee

  • @laparandom9768
    @laparandom9768 7 років тому +610

    Dan's ancestors were like " Traveling? Nah mate, I'll just stick with my crease"

    • @retropolis_fae
      @retropolis_fae 7 років тому +65

      I just read this in a super overly posh British voice and it was amazing

    • @namicrnad2820
      @namicrnad2820 7 років тому +4

      sounds just like Dan dontcha think

    • @thomas4723
      @thomas4723 7 років тому

      Lapa Random
      Ancestor: u wanna go south
      Other Ancestor: ya man!

  • @asseater0077
    @asseater0077 7 років тому +2007

    so we all just gonna act like dan didnt just say "scrape me daddy"?

    • @hydrationcult9883
      @hydrationcult9883 7 років тому +10

      Have you seen the comment section?

    • @asseater0077
      @asseater0077 7 років тому +10

      SlothSimmer there were none about it when I️ commented that

    • @ungratefullyalive
      @ungratefullyalive 7 років тому +16

      What the fuck is happening in your profile picture?

    • @laci731
      @laci731 7 років тому +5

      asseater007 or that he said rub those freckles all over me

    • @kizzie.p
      @kizzie.p 7 років тому +8

      don't shame him

  • @e.d.9420
    @e.d.9420 6 років тому +289

    Dan: **doesn’t trust naturally blond people**
    Also Dan: **was blond**

  • @lanap6442
    @lanap6442 7 років тому +329

    an underrated quote "im just a piece of meat"

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 7 років тому +1

      im so entertained and yet so concerned by that quote like dan are you ok

    • @66psychrock
      @66psychrock 6 років тому +2

      Melanie Martinez has said that in her song lol

  • @runningthroughacastle
    @runningthroughacastle 7 років тому +1762

    Yes, we all see the sign in the background. But as someone learning Russian I'm more interested in his shirt, which reads "равноправие" = equality! Nice touch, Dan.

    • @thecatwhiskerscomefromwith4373
      @thecatwhiskerscomefromwith4373 7 років тому +9

      Jamie Hendrickson this needs to be the pinned comment

    • @iona-rachel
      @iona-rachel 7 років тому +5

      I was just about to comment that, I spent ages trying to translate what it said 😂

    • @maikati4010
      @maikati4010 7 років тому +5

      Jamie Hendrickson I think that's my language (Bulgarian) because the word is exactly the same! This is the way we write it. But I may be wrong so no hate.

    • @angelina.mateva
      @angelina.mateva 7 років тому

      yes i was going to say exactly the same, i tried checking if there's such a word in russian and according to the online dictionary, the word for equality is равенство, not равноправие, but i might be wrong. i was looking through his twitter replies to see if he mentioned where he got the tshirt but just another reason for me to like him, the tshirt is very cool

    • @temporarydye3648
      @temporarydye3648 7 років тому +3

      Jamie Hendrickson i like how were all getting freaked our because we either want to know or how he got the shirt and knows what it means and as well as "omg omg omg it's my language", but yeah it looks like equality to me too

  • @mynameisasecret593
    @mynameisasecret593 7 років тому +549

    "Looking pretty white!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @gaybowser2997
    @gaybowser2997 5 років тому +97

    I lied in the snow once and my boyfriend genuinely had to look for me because of my skin tone

  • @cameronswango8814
    @cameronswango8814 7 років тому +1053

    Sorry but did Dan just openly talk about his pain kink?

  • @jonny1702
    @jonny1702 7 років тому +1615

    if anyone was curious, dan's shirt translates to "equality" in Russian

  • @JisGay-xq3zj
    @JisGay-xq3zj 7 років тому +862

    I yelled when Dan's face showed up on his screen

    • @jillm3537
      @jillm3537 7 років тому +4

      Jill Howlter when?

    • @jillm3537
      @jillm3537 7 років тому +2

      Jill Howlter nvrmd😂👌🏻

    • @gjam0
      @gjam0 7 років тому +4

      What time in the video

    • @_monieku
      @_monieku 7 років тому +3

      at 3.03

    • @user-wu5ig1rv7e
      @user-wu5ig1rv7e 7 років тому +8

      Just slidin by

  • @AsherOBriant
    @AsherOBriant 7 років тому +3040

    99% of scientists can't tell the difference between Daniel Howell and milk

    • @tobeyyyy9578
      @tobeyyyy9578 7 років тому +88

      ClosetedMonster why must you have chosen the word milk.

    • @ezokuldas6791
      @ezokuldas6791 7 років тому +74

      ClosetedMonster *violent flashbacks*

    • @kimberlymary5752
      @kimberlymary5752 7 років тому +56

      ClosetedMonster Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

    • @Merepi
      @Merepi 7 років тому +46

      milk...milk fic?.........fics...... **rides in corner and crafts**

    • @ihaventusedthisaccountinyears
      @ihaventusedthisaccountinyears 7 років тому +4

      ClosetedMonster no they can't.

  • @eeennuiii
    @eeennuiii 5 років тому +191

    If anyone is wondering, равноправие means equality is Russian. Also, if you read this far and even saw this know that you are worth every breath!

  • @averylouise1024
    @averylouise1024 7 років тому +1973

    So you don't have to go looking through replies:
    • His shirt says equality in Russian and also Bulgarian! 🙂
    • That sign says "Ayy Fuck Nazis" 👍🏻

  • @elise3867
    @elise3867 7 років тому +309

    Why is Dan so surprised that he might have a redhead child? He doesn't have a soul and gingers don't have souls so there's one similarity.

    • @thecatwhiskerscomefromwith4373
      @thecatwhiskerscomefromwith4373 7 років тому +11

      Elise The Cat ummmm, explain Ron Weasley then.

    • @addiebz
      @addiebz 7 років тому +27

      TheCatWhiskersComeFromWithin22 He's a wizard they're different, some muggles wouldn't understand.

    • @Lana-vn8li
      @Lana-vn8li 7 років тому +13

      Elise The Cat Dan will probably have a redhead child since Phil's natural hair color is ginger. Maybe it's destiny

  • @yue1084
    @yue1084 7 років тому +200

    his shirt almost says equality in serbian too... good enough for me! serbia loves you dan!

  • @funnysillyclown
    @funnysillyclown 6 років тому +185

    "Why try sleeping when you can stay awake having anxiety"
    *Why try sleeping when you can stay awake weeping*
    Missed opportunity, clearly.

  • @elliebmb803
    @elliebmb803 7 років тому +785

    what we learnt from this video:
    not important- dans whole history
    important- dan has a dentist kink

    • @ell4092
      @ell4092 7 років тому +1

      Phoenix Fire which one

    • @xeni5428
      @xeni5428 7 років тому +9

      *scrape me dadd-*

    • @ElusiveLion741
      @ElusiveLion741 7 років тому +1

      Maybe both XD

    • @gabriellepasquale3761
      @gabriellepasquale3761 7 років тому +3

      crisp dun just waiting for thAt wattpad phanfiction

    • @anthrochick1696
      @anthrochick1696 7 років тому +27

      Dentist: have you been flossing regularly?
      Dan: floss me daddy

  • @honeyyhowell8769
    @honeyyhowell8769 7 років тому +281

    i was ginger and sad but then I was ginger and happy

  • @mother4033
    @mother4033 7 років тому +2623

    his DANcestry

  • @fujisandra
    @fujisandra 4 роки тому +52

    can't believe this was uploaded nearly three years ago and police brutality couldn't be more current

  • @phoebe3269
    @phoebe3269 7 років тому +1305

    "I'm just kidding, you beautiful sunset heads. Rub those freckles all over me."
    I'm dying oml

    • @freya.c4168
      @freya.c4168 7 років тому +24

      Anubis Cat Lover Phil is naturally ginger- remember a tumblr video where Dan kept saying he loves ginger people 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 jk I respect them so much, just pointing it out 😂

    • @lucaniiia
      @lucaniiia 7 років тому +9

      Anubis Cat Lover I thought he said "Sansa heads" i'm idndjdb my GoT trash self is showing

    • @bianca9118
      @bianca9118 7 років тому

      Jenna Locanas wow same 😂😂

    • @KitKat-hm6nd
      @KitKat-hm6nd 7 років тому +4

      Phil is naturally a ginger. 😏

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 7 років тому

      he's perfect :') :3

  • @Sefraca
    @Sefraca 7 років тому +162

    I thought you're 90% social anxiety

  • @wiishdom
    @wiishdom 7 років тому +413

    i used a russian keyboard and typed out what it says on his shirt, apparently it directly translates to the word "equality" and i just got the heads up that im correct from my friend YES BB STANDING UP FOR WHATS RIGHT

    • @jodievance
      @jodievance 7 років тому +4

      Emily Nam I like your profile pic lmao

    • @nataliaoledzka8704
      @nataliaoledzka8704 7 років тому +1

      That's pretty cool actually

    • @mmirandyy
      @mmirandyy 7 років тому

      YES

    • @iq9844
      @iq9844 7 років тому

      Dank

    • @retropolis_fae
      @retropolis_fae 7 років тому +3

      AND THE SIGN IN THE BACKGROUND SAYS "AYY, FUCK NAZIS"
      YES DAN, YES

  • @carlota940
    @carlota940 6 років тому +205

    4:31 pause the image, stare at his nose for 20-30 seconds without blinking and then look at your wall blinking a bit fast. Now Dan is on your wall. You’re welcome.

    • @angelferrer1
      @angelferrer1 6 років тому +18

      Caynuh O MY GOD I SAW HIM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

    • @paypalroyale1995
      @paypalroyale1995 6 років тому +33

      ...i only saw brendon urie??
      Dan Howall

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a 5 років тому +9

      Wtf is this sorcery you wizard

    • @kanak2913
      @kanak2913 5 років тому +21

      *OMFG IT'S 6 AM AND NOW I CAN'T UNSEE HIM AND IM SCARED*

    • @Jessica-bz1vm
      @Jessica-bz1vm 5 років тому +8

      That is the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @chrisgiacometti2578
    @chrisgiacometti2578 7 років тому +617

    When I read the title 'how white is dan' I had a flashback to Dans tan phase and was like 'not really..'

    • @shooky5522
      @shooky5522 7 років тому +32

      Chris Giacometti *taniel howell*

    • @unicornmonkey3633
      @unicornmonkey3633 7 років тому +3

      TANNING. Never again

    • @Momo-bu3le
      @Momo-bu3le 6 років тому

      Chris Giacometti *shudders in horror*

  • @star3674
    @star3674 7 років тому +2542

    Well I'm like a unicorn then

    • @daelanrakes1705
      @daelanrakes1705 7 років тому +23

      We are definitely up to something

    • @journigarza5721
      @journigarza5721 7 років тому +14

      Yes we are

    • @hazek8518
      @hazek8518 7 років тому +1

      Amazingsofiaisnotonfire ! I am too :)

    • @callist0406
      @callist0406 7 років тому +2

      Amazingsofiaisnotonfire ! Same

    • @lysandish3265
      @lysandish3265 6 років тому +9

      Amazingsofiaisnotonfire ! Same. We must make a plot to capture dan. Cmon meet at the round table

  • @rianatrevino6117
    @rianatrevino6117 7 років тому +343

    honestly he could make a video about him just staring at the camera, and I wouldn't care because truthfully just glad he is alive

  • @maddyt3137
    @maddyt3137 6 років тому +777

    I've gotta say that bit of African blood.......probably a slave or servant of a well off British house

    • @amycoombs1177
      @amycoombs1177 5 років тому +266

      Was going to say the same thing because all of the slave ports were in western africa, but if he wants to believe a scandinavian went to farm we'll have to allow it lmao

    • @user-re7je9qk4g
      @user-re7je9qk4g 5 років тому +49

      @@seviikun at some points in history yes, but the English empire imported slaves and servants, especially from India. Also, some English colonisers took slaves in the colonies, before either they or their children returned to Englad.

    • @danny9556
      @danny9556 5 років тому +42

      Yeh and his scandinavian heritage is probably from some rapey vikings, whats your point?

    • @yunglynda1326
      @yunglynda1326 5 років тому +21

      Everyone descended from Africans...

    • @elliana5728
      @elliana5728 5 років тому +47

      Armor actually the majority of the trans Atlantic slave trade was Europeans buying slaves from Africa and transporting them to the “new world” (the Americas) from about the mid 15th century to the early 1800s so its Quite possible one of dans Scandinavian ancestors raped a slave 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ sorry dan

  • @roc5827
    @roc5827 7 років тому +466

    I'm naturally blond. I don't know if I've just been complimented or offended. This is amazing.

  • @angelicaruzanova4006
    @angelicaruzanova4006 7 років тому +187

    A small Russian somewhere in the world watching this right now feels happy because he/she can understand Dan's shirt :)

    • @skittymi
      @skittymi 6 років тому +2

      And everyone else is just confused

    • @brooke3721
      @brooke3721 6 років тому +1

      What does his shirt say?

    • @antseater
      @antseater 6 років тому +10

      I am that small Russian

    • @jenn4593
      @jenn4593 6 років тому

      lol

  • @BethanHolt94
    @BethanHolt94 7 років тому +320

    Let's not forget Dan was blond as a child

  • @sunflower__bitch1809
    @sunflower__bitch1809 5 років тому +64

    3:02 Alright, nobody's gonna talk about the background?

  • @kyscyan
    @kyscyan 7 років тому +738

    Dan is invited to the cookout since he is 1.8% african

    • @MyWifesBigBalls
      @MyWifesBigBalls 7 років тому +28

      i literally shot orange juice out my nose

    • @samia1850
      @samia1850 7 років тому +14

      i'M CRY I N G

    • @hihiz432
      @hihiz432 6 років тому

      IM DED

    • @samia1850
      @samia1850 6 років тому +16

      it's been a month and i still think about this comment and lose it every time what have you done

    • @jasminemajdi7646
      @jasminemajdi7646 6 років тому

      kyscyan skdidjsgsvuksukv

  • @vvenska
    @vvenska 7 років тому +714

    He should have called it 'Dancestry'

  • @renadams8144
    @renadams8144 7 років тому +287

    DEREK THE DIMPLE IS OFFENDED

  • @blitzinsystem346
    @blitzinsystem346 6 років тому +189

    “We were once probably lizards”
    UM EXCUSE ME! PHIL IS OBVIOUSLY A SECRET LIZARD
    Also.. DAN’S ‘UNLIKELY’ CHEEK DIMPLES ARE FREAKING ADORABLE

    • @shizajamal6672
      @shizajamal6672 5 років тому +2

      Discord Daniel ZACHARY DEAN HERRON! A LIMELIGHT AND A FAN OF DAN!J&JHBECBHJWGDHJE ALSO DANIEL JAMES SEAVEY AND AND DANIEL JAMES HOWELL

  • @user-qe8uw4rx4g
    @user-qe8uw4rx4g 7 років тому +450

    I flipped my shit when I saw the word 'equality' in Russian on his t-shirt. WOW, DANIEL

    • @nonono777
      @nonono777 7 років тому +2

      It's funny to me

    • @Alexis-wk5pv
      @Alexis-wk5pv 7 років тому +1

      R that's what that says?

    • @vifoxi
      @vifoxi 7 років тому +4

      its равноправие in bulgarian too!

    • @anastasiasemenova7075
      @anastasiasemenova7075 7 років тому

      AlexisR yep

    • @Kazzi3C
      @Kazzi3C 7 років тому

      There is 2 ways. The one on his shirt and равенство. Basically are the same meaning just spelt different.

  • @lordessthefox
    @lordessthefox 7 років тому +1621

    "I'm just kidding, you beautiful sunset reds, rub those freckles all over me" - Dan Howell, 2017

    • @alliemae895
      @alliemae895 7 років тому +1

      LordessOf TheRings a

    • @Zubiila
      @Zubiila 7 років тому +4

      Best quote of the video! 😂

    • @livable4289
      @livable4289 7 років тому +3

      LordessOf TheRings I READ THIS WHEN HE SAID IT.

    • @homie3032
      @homie3032 7 років тому +26

      I s n t p h i l g i ng e r

    • @shay.243
      @shay.243 7 років тому +11

      Im a sunset head yay.

  • @wilhelmherrero
    @wilhelmherrero 7 років тому +3069

    love t-shirt, means equality

  • @dosabella
    @dosabella 6 років тому +64

    I don't know half of my family because my Grandma has 35 Irish first cousins.

  • @honeyyhowell8769
    @honeyyhowell8769 7 років тому +239

    Dan being passive aggressive towards racist is my kink

  • @dabhowlter3078
    @dabhowlter3078 7 років тому +1509

    "Don't mind me just sliding by" who else saw that 😂😂

  • @minty.bliss.
    @minty.bliss. 7 років тому +435

    I aM cOmiNg fOR yoU dAnNY

  • @jadibdraws
    @jadibdraws 2 роки тому +11

    This video just randomly got recommended haven't watched this guy in years but it's a nice reminder for how much I enjoyed watching him in the past.

  • @KayaJane
    @KayaJane 7 років тому +793

    Shirt translation:
    равноправие = Equality
    You're welcome ;)

    • @cameronpenguin3775
      @cameronpenguin3775 7 років тому +12

      Thx.

    • @tahjanae_5235
      @tahjanae_5235 7 років тому +3

      He's so cute

    • @ruthborg2430
      @ruthborg2430 7 років тому +1

      I love it. Amazing! Thank you.

    • @Arusvi
      @Arusvi 7 років тому +2

      I thought I was the only one to understand that XD imagine it said death to everyone and dan didn't know that and he started to wear that everyday

    • @skykdominguez
      @skykdominguez 7 років тому

      what language im idoit

  • @candystarjin
    @candystarjin 7 років тому +753

    "MC1R gene"
    Me: *TRIGGERED*

  • @saras.1923
    @saras.1923 7 років тому +454

    hello there
    dont mind me
    just sliding by

  • @nauduliuke
    @nauduliuke 4 роки тому +30

    i clicked on this video and watched the beginning and had to look at the date this was uploaded real quick cuz of how relevant his intro was lol

  • @hot_garbage1477
    @hot_garbage1477 7 років тому +387

    "scrape me da-" excuse me Daniel wot

    • @MariaBKBK
      @MariaBKBK 7 років тому +9

      DENTIST ! dentist !
      (tf is ur name bruh)

    • @lulustrike4479
      @lulustrike4479 7 років тому +2

      Name is fabulous

    • @invmawk
      @invmawk 7 років тому +1

      Your name is accurate

    • @nirupamau8980
      @nirupamau8980 7 років тому

      eat me daddy, yaaasss our dps are similar

    • @kimichan7122
      @kimichan7122 7 років тому +1

      eat me daddy, yaaasss I love your username 😂

  • @maria-yn1df
    @maria-yn1df 7 років тому +843

    "I don't trust naturally blonde people...."
    *flashback to dan reacting to childhood videos*
    "I used to be blONDE?!?"

    • @xxmarcyxx1819
      @xxmarcyxx1819 7 років тому +7

      Dimplephan _ I didn't even think of that omg

    • @amayasonubi2325
      @amayasonubi2325 7 років тому +3

      Dimplephan _ THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO

    • @keeks4one
      @keeks4one 7 років тому

      That comment will get a lot of likes

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  7 років тому +120

      my god

    • @em6856
      @em6856 7 років тому

      Daniel Howell dan...

  • @mountainsarentreal
    @mountainsarentreal 7 років тому +1734

    "ayy fuck nazis" and a t-shirt that says equality i chose the right person to be my hero

    • @user-cx4go4gp5v
      @user-cx4go4gp5v 7 років тому +2

      Nope.

    • @foottoast4235
      @foottoast4235 7 років тому +3

      Sorry white dude, jews are pretty white as well so you should agree with the pic atleast ;)

    • @latroletteeeee
      @latroletteeeee 7 років тому

      GET A BETTER WIG REBEKA.

    • @mountainsarentreal
      @mountainsarentreal 7 років тому +1

      La_Trolette wig? what do you mean?

    • @NoobKillerRoof
      @NoobKillerRoof 7 років тому +7

      a self-hating White person is not hero

  • @aaryalouise6391
    @aaryalouise6391 5 років тому +94

    Me: aww look at Dan, he's so attractive with his cute dimples
    DNA Results: this Neandterthal doesn't have any dimples
    Dan: both sides of my face are deformed!!

  • @yssagaile
    @yssagaile 7 років тому +354

    *sees title*
    Dan's pretty white, but Phil is hella pale, pretty sure he's 100% white...

    • @elicah3247
      @elicah3247 7 років тому +7

      Sparkles I thought he was a sparkle vampire.. o-o

    • @gracie9658
      @gracie9658 7 років тому +11

      Sparkles According to Dan's response to a comment above, Phil is transparent.

  • @alaha8349
    @alaha8349 7 років тому +1355

    as a natural blond, i can say, you are right to not trust us. we have secrets
    dark, dark secrets

    • @pliskit
      @pliskit 7 років тому +60

      You probably meant light, light secrets.

    • @amoosebyanyothername2379
      @amoosebyanyothername2379 7 років тому +18

      yes, natural blondes have the darkest secrets out of everyone in the world

    • @rebeccaleech4731
      @rebeccaleech4731 7 років тому +2

      alaha it's true

    • @faith2649
      @faith2649 7 років тому +5

      Yes very dark or light secrets

    • @todo_touya
      @todo_touya 7 років тому +5

      seriously don't mess with us

  • @meena8175
    @meena8175 7 років тому +3813

    Sooo that sign in the back clearly says "Ayy fuck Nazis" right?

    • @meena8175
      @meena8175 7 років тому +117

      That, or I can't read 😂

    • @apersonwholivesorso
      @apersonwholivesorso 7 років тому +48

      Dreamer I think so.

    • @cam3739
      @cam3739 7 років тому +78

      Thank you for pointing that out😂

    • @leporid257
      @leporid257 7 років тому +55

      awesome sign

    • @kaitlinkeene4662
      @kaitlinkeene4662 7 років тому +49

      I was wondering what it said. I was literally in the comments trying to find out

  • @brooke_cal
    @brooke_cal 5 років тому +40

    Real quick disclaimer... Phil’s natural hair color is basically ginger:o I’m-

    • @ak7845
      @ak7845 5 років тому +6

      Dan is Phil’s dad

  • @aintthatjusttheway2037
    @aintthatjusttheway2037 7 років тому +1037

    Daniel : I'm just a bag of meat
    Me: oh no Daniel you, sir , are also water.

    • @moved7893
      @moved7893 7 років тому +13

      *s t a y h y d r a t e d*

    • @clairemckinley691
      @clairemckinley691 7 років тому +7

      A৷ØNE Mainly a bag of carbon

    • @bangtantrash8744
      @bangtantrash8744 7 років тому +1

      A৷ØNE ahh pinof....good mmrs...thnks fr th mmrs
      (jk I'm not emo lol)

    • @cloudflame6662
      @cloudflame6662 7 років тому

      A৷ØNE Stay hydrating!

    • @beautifulbangtan2521
      @beautifulbangtan2521 7 років тому +2

      if im just a peice of cake then you're just a peice of meat to me.

  • @bethanyh8048
    @bethanyh8048 7 років тому +755

    As a ginger human with non-ginger parents I can tell you now your children will forever be asked where the infection is from

    • @cjmarsh1019
      @cjmarsh1019 7 років тому +4

      Bethany H 😮😮 it ain't no infection! We is a species of the superior race 😂 then again one of my parents is also ginger and my other has a ginger dad so

    • @alicjajoannakucharska4723
      @alicjajoannakucharska4723 7 років тому +2

      well, same here, huh

    • @gwynethrada
      @gwynethrada 7 років тому +18

      same here. my parents are brunette and im just a fucking carrot

    • @betsymilasmith6561
      @betsymilasmith6561 7 років тому +1

      Bethany H gingernut heads all the way , but my mums ginger too😂😂

    • @jasmined.4527
      @jasmined.4527 7 років тому +2

      I am the brownish-greenish eyed child of two blue eyed parents.

  • @melonpie33
    @melonpie33 7 років тому +1375

    "Scrape me dadd-"
    Dan is there a full out story behind this

    • @bangtantrash8744
      @bangtantrash8744 7 років тому +3

      Melonpie 33 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @kaionlife
      @kaionlife 7 років тому

      You know there is

    • @Okayme8080
      @Okayme8080 7 років тому

      Melonpie 33 ha?? What?

    • @FandomCraftsNMKpopAnime
      @FandomCraftsNMKpopAnime 7 років тому +2

      Melonpie 33 lmao I need the full story 😂

    • @bangtantrash8744
      @bangtantrash8744 7 років тому +1

      Evie Hedgie let's call it something innovative so it can make itself a place in the Dan and Phil ff walk of fame
      Ff walk of fame includes:
      Cherry fic
      Hat fic
      Backpack fic
      The urge ( a classic amirite?)
      Tell me more and I'll add them

  • @hollyrandomnumbers
    @hollyrandomnumbers 5 років тому +14

    Really enjoying going back through all Dan’s videos looking at the ever-changing sign in the background

    • @saddog6456
      @saddog6456 3 роки тому

      Pretty sure this one says something and then “fuck nazis” good message

    • @ainsley5894
      @ainsley5894 3 роки тому

      @@saddog6456 “ayy fuck nazis” is my guess

  • @kttylvvrs
    @kttylvvrs 7 років тому +191

    “Some point between 1780-“
    1780 A WINTERS BALL
    AND THE
    SCHUYLER SISTERS ARE THE ENVY OF ALL

  • @madeleinedaisy
    @madeleinedaisy 7 років тому +567

    My sister held her white sock
    up to dans face and said "my sock is darker than his skin"
    ....
    EDIT: I'm laughing why has this got so many likes

    • @tonkotsu_ramen2215
      @tonkotsu_ramen2215 7 років тому +3

      MychemicalPhandoms!atTheStranger Crybaby! Lmao

    • @lpsmeltv4908
      @lpsmeltv4908 7 років тому +4

      MychemicalPhandoms!atTheStranger Crybaby! That's what sisters are for

    • @fishlane75
      @fishlane75 7 років тому +1

      MychemicalPhandoms!atTheStranger Crybaby! I love her

    • @kellifletcher1869
      @kellifletcher1869 7 років тому +2

      MychemicalPhandoms!atTheStranger Crybaby! Damn they gotta go in the wash because dan is " 25% light beige"

  • @destinedproof2134
    @destinedproof2134 6 років тому +646

    Hello ther
    Don't mind me
    Just sliding by

    • @sylviataratuta321
      @sylviataratuta321 6 років тому +16

      DestinedProof I DIED WHEN I SAW THAT (i might have also watched it 4 times....)

    • @anonha984
      @anonha984 6 років тому +4

      Sylvia Taratuta I saw that and died of laughter

    • @squishyfishy8042
      @squishyfishy8042 6 років тому +1

      Sylvia Taratuta s a m e lmaoo

  • @julianfantasia9033
    @julianfantasia9033 5 років тому +21

    “They’re like unicorns- up to something, I always say.”
    _The rare position of outspoken mistrust of unicorns._

  • @syrit292
    @syrit292 7 років тому +451

    Imagine Dan with a little Ron Weasley for a kid. Jesus Christ.

    • @amaliac8804
      @amaliac8804 7 років тому +6

      Syri T that's what I was thinking of too😂😂

    • @vm6615
      @vm6615 7 років тому +42

      Nah he probably won't have a biological kid

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 7 років тому +34

      Why do you think that?
      Actually, don't answer that. I get it.

    • @emmam1011
      @emmam1011 7 років тому +5

      thATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @cloud1036
      @cloud1036 7 років тому

      Syri T OMG lol 😂 😂

  • @Jade-cx5mb
    @Jade-cx5mb 7 років тому +625

    Awww his shirt says equality. And the board in the back is a quality message 👍

  • @tashahowland2599
    @tashahowland2599 7 років тому +141

    Every video we discover another one of Dans interesting kinks which I quite enjoy

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 7 років тому +16

      he tweeted about it before. but I still had a coronary when he mentioned it again.

  • @ambermiller6115
    @ambermiller6115 4 роки тому +14

    That introduction perfectly reflects the modern climate, huh

  • @ambermedved3688
    @ambermedved3688 7 років тому +505

    Yes dan is very white but what about tan howell

    • @itsjustme1574
      @itsjustme1574 7 років тому +46

      Cookie Cake thank you for actually making me laugh. Never has a comment ever made me do this. Thank you so much.

    • @maishi
      @maishi 7 років тому

      that's the minor percentage of Southern European lol

  • @philseyelash7544
    @philseyelash7544 7 років тому +735

    So even Dans ancestors (dan-cestors teehee) liked to stay in one spot, DAN U LITERALLY HAVE HERMIT IN UR BLOOD

    • @ashleyherrera4744
      @ashleyherrera4744 7 років тому +2

      Phils Eyelash oh yes

    • @emilyhope332
      @emilyhope332 7 років тому +7

      Phils Eyelash he do he do 😀😃😁😆

    • @insanitaniadimentia1968
      @insanitaniadimentia1968 7 років тому

      Phils Eyelash YOU HAVE TRIGGERED MY INNER HOMESTUCK. DANCESTORS???? D4MN SON. I'm sorry I'll leave lol

  • @morgan7627
    @morgan7627 7 років тому +258

    Dan's version of what I wanna say: FUCKING WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK HAVE YOU FUCKING BEEN YOU FUCKING LITTLE FUCK but I still love you
    Phil's version of what I wanna say: HECKING WHERE THE FLUFFING HECK HAVE YOU FLUFFING BEEN YOU HECKING LWITTLE FLUFF but I still love you

    • @shortangel9801
      @shortangel9801 7 років тому +4

      21phanickedcrybabies AND JOSHSSEXUALITY I think im more Dan then

    • @morgan7627
      @morgan7627 7 років тому +1

      this is actually the most likes ive ever gotten lmao

    • @sophie9551
      @sophie9551 7 років тому +2

      not to ruin anything but uhhh
      ya might wanna change your name

  • @nemod.7610
    @nemod.7610 5 років тому +124

    Dan: *talking about possibly having a ginger kid*
    Me: Isn't Phil a natural ginger?

    • @ghost-bc1fn
      @ghost-bc1fn 4 роки тому +13

      Obviously the only natural course of action is for Dan to impregnate Phil

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 4 роки тому +13

      @@ghost-bc1fn and as we know it's Phil's dream to be pregnant

  • @aud338
    @aud338 7 років тому +1436

    does his sign say "ayy fuck nazis" or am i going crazy?

    • @yuhyeet231
      @yuhyeet231 7 років тому +62

      aud now I want a framed AYY FUCK NAZIS picture

    • @sararistova5619
      @sararistova5619 7 років тому +87

      aud his shirt says equality, so yes besically it does say "ayy fuck nazis"

    • @Liv-on8oq
      @Liv-on8oq 7 років тому +48

      yes ys it does
      and that is beautiful

    • @madi9695
      @madi9695 7 років тому +48

      no haha it's russian and the translation for that is equality :) a very cute shirt and it makes me happy bc i'm russian

    • @user-my4ez3iz4m
      @user-my4ez3iz4m 7 років тому +6

      pedomadi ツ no the sign behind him

  • @beephee7608
    @beephee7608 7 років тому +84

    I've always had a fear of Mark Zuckerberg and I never understood why, it's just when I see his face it triggers my fight or flight response?

    • @roselalonde5046
      @roselalonde5046 7 років тому

      beephee are you serious

    • @jen737
      @jen737 6 років тому

      beephee Is it because of that tweet 'One down, thousands more to go'? Because that was seriously creepy

  • @goldiecrocs
    @goldiecrocs 6 років тому +283

    *S C R A P E*
    *M E*
    *D A D D Y*

  • @cowroydeo
    @cowroydeo 4 роки тому +24

    dan: we have twenty years before society implodes
    2020: you wanna see some real speed

  • @eleoncra4839
    @eleoncra4839 7 років тому +486

    "Rub those freckles all over me"

    • @finley2166
      @finley2166 7 років тому +21

      Eleonora Gkeki *rubs face on dan*

    • @IIAngelicChanceII
      @IIAngelicChanceII 7 років тому +7

      right like I want to reply something but I'm really not sure what to say to that hahaha

    • @jaimzjaimzjaimzjaimzjaimz9756
      @jaimzjaimzjaimzjaimzjaimz9756 7 років тому +8

      Emii *Rubs shoulders on Dan*

    • @taylorb2676
      @taylorb2676 7 років тому +1

      i'm not a readhead but i do have plenty freckles to share
      my mum's ginger

    • @Cawmeravn
      @Cawmeravn 7 років тому +8

      its funny bc phil was ginger in his youth

  • @myrrhperez1924
    @myrrhperez1924 7 років тому +598

    Does the board behind him say "Ayy Fuck Nazis"?
    cause if it does, thank you. You are amazing.

  • @lisasuhre1
    @lisasuhre1 7 років тому +513

    Does that sign in the back say “Ayy Fuck Nazis”????

  • @gummy.miniyoongi5817
    @gummy.miniyoongi5817 5 років тому +28

    You're not deformed Dan! Cheek dimples are adorable!!