How WHITE is Dan?! - DNA TEST RESULTS
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- Опубліковано 19 сер 2017
- I take a DNA Test and find some SHOCKING RESULTS!
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Dan: doesn’t trust blondes
Also dan: literally was blond as a kid
The self-hatred is too real
i think that might be exactly why
Gianna Mendiola she’s here, and she’s only getting worse
That’s probably why lmaooo
That's the case with a lot of people
99% of scientists can't tell the difference between Daniel Howell and milk
ClosetedMonster why must you have chosen the word milk.
ClosetedMonster *violent flashbacks*
ClosetedMonster Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub
milk...milk fic?.........fics...... **rides in corner and crafts**
ClosetedMonster no they can't.
he’s exactly 1% less white then Phil
congrats dan
Makes sense...
makes sense to me
*"Protects" his identity by using a pseudonym so random strangers won't have his genetic information*
*shares that information with the entire Internet*
Logic
If anyone's wondering, on Dan's shirt it says "equality" in Russian
Marmablade THANK YOU
and not only Russian, it means the same thing in many other Cyrillic languages too
Marmablade I think I just died a little
THANK YOU!! i was looking for this comment😂
Thank you! I was looking for that comment
Dans kids are going to be light-beige gingers.
so one huge freckle? i hope he calls the first one freckles.
BooksMusicMovies I hope so
BooksMusicMovies can't wait to see that happen 😂😂😂😂
"*If you're partner has the redhaired gene*"
-Phil was redheaded as a child-
James Moriarty I should tell you a bit about reproduction. (as long as both of them are dmab)
His shirt says "равноправие" which means "equality" in Russian 💜
*oh darn* awwww that’s cute :))
oh darn God I love him
and the light box behind him says ayy frick nazis
Thats a long word
Привет из России так сказать, мда
We found out the reason why he always falls off the chair at the jumpscares.
His muscle composition is literally made for jumping that hard
Why does that make sense though
“I’m kidding you sunshine heads, rub those freckles all over me,” is possible the cutest thing he has ever said
*sunset heads
Antonia Wheeler I feel like that was aimed at Phil😂😂
Lowkey scared
I'm a ginger and I felt so incredibly lucky to be a redhead w/ freckles when he said that.
@@liliakristine9296 same 😂😂💕
his DANcestry
oml get out XD
BAHAHAH
never again
mother first, why does this comment just end me?
Second, 100th comment
have a nice night
Dan is lighter than bob rosses liquid white
Ty tayneeyum HHHwhite
I’m pretty sure it’s Bob Ross’
I'd love to take this test out of curiosity, but there isn't really any point because I know for a fact that I'm stupidly white.
Timeturner I completely understand
Actually, same.
you'd think so, but honestly the results *can* be suprising!
Evelyn Delorie it actually takes your dna and compares to some people of regions, ignoring that those people could've immigrated
I took a test like this, and I found out I was 25% Native American. Super cool! (I’m v white)
NOW THIS IS DANCESTRY!!
I'm offended, yet proud.
DID YOU JUST
Dan liked this comment
omg
Aye homestuck fam where you at
"I don't trust naturally blonde people...."
*flashback to dan reacting to childhood videos*
"I used to be blONDE?!?"
Dimplephan _ I didn't even think of that omg
Dimplephan _ THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO
That comment will get a lot of likes
my god
Daniel Howell dan...
Dan: 98.2 percent European.
Me: Can't be any more purist than Dan. *Gets results*. *Is literally 100 percent Eastern Asian*.
Dan: **doesn’t trust naturally blond people**
Also Dan: **was blond**
Thanks dan's ancestors for creating dan.
Izzy B17 dan-cestors ;)
Izzy B17 😂
Same
Izzy B17 APPRECIATION
Izzy B17 they created a rat
So you don't have to go looking through replies:
• His shirt says equality in Russian and also Bulgarian! 🙂
• That sign says "Ayy Fuck Nazis" 👍🏻
AveryLM _ 1024 +
AveryLM _ 1024 .
I would give this a like but I want it to stay on 69 likes.
hey fellow Ravenclaw!!
how about kinks?
I lied in the snow once and my boyfriend genuinely had to look for me because of my skin tone
"Why try sleeping when you can stay awake having anxiety"
*Why try sleeping when you can stay awake weeping*
Missed opportunity, clearly.
Dalien is a redhead .....
I literally see you everywhere but I'm always too awkward to point out the fact that I secretly want to be ur friend. Oh god I sound so creppy.
Dana bruh, me irl lol
Omg DIL HAS THE SAME GENES AS DAN!!
Dana literally me tho lol but YES ILL BE UR FRIEND
AWW YEE do you have twitter or something?
does his sign say "ayy fuck nazis" or am i going crazy?
aud now I want a framed AYY FUCK NAZIS picture
aud his shirt says equality, so yes besically it does say "ayy fuck nazis"
yes ys it does
and that is beautiful
no haha it's russian and the translation for that is equality :) a very cute shirt and it makes me happy bc i'm russian
pedomadi ツ no the sign behind him
I've gotta say that bit of African blood.......probably a slave or servant of a well off British house
Was going to say the same thing because all of the slave ports were in western africa, but if he wants to believe a scandinavian went to farm we'll have to allow it lmao
@@seviikun at some points in history yes, but the English empire imported slaves and servants, especially from India. Also, some English colonisers took slaves in the colonies, before either they or their children returned to Englad.
Yeh and his scandinavian heritage is probably from some rapey vikings, whats your point?
Everyone descended from Africans...
Armor actually the majority of the trans Atlantic slave trade was Europeans buying slaves from Africa and transporting them to the “new world” (the Americas) from about the mid 15th century to the early 1800s so its Quite possible one of dans Scandinavian ancestors raped a slave 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ sorry dan
can't believe this was uploaded nearly three years ago and police brutality couldn't be more current
As a ginger human with non-ginger parents I can tell you now your children will forever be asked where the infection is from
Bethany H 😮😮 it ain't no infection! We is a species of the superior race 😂 then again one of my parents is also ginger and my other has a ginger dad so
well, same here, huh
same here. my parents are brunette and im just a fucking carrot
Bethany H gingernut heads all the way , but my mums ginger too😂😂
I am the brownish-greenish eyed child of two blue eyed parents.
"Don't mind me just sliding by" who else saw that 😂😂
hello ther
Ho
I relate
i actually can't breathe i don't know why it's making me laugh so much
sliding into your dms like;
If anyone is wondering, равноправие means equality is Russian. Also, if you read this far and even saw this know that you are worth every breath!
4:31 pause the image, stare at his nose for 20-30 seconds without blinking and then look at your wall blinking a bit fast. Now Dan is on your wall. You’re welcome.
Caynuh O MY GOD I SAW HIM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
...i only saw brendon urie??
Dan Howall
Wtf is this sorcery you wizard
*OMFG IT'S 6 AM AND NOW I CAN'T UNSEE HIM AND IM SCARED*
That is the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen
Three weeks without uploading he comes back with a test
That his friend made him take to find out about his past
_my God_
fuck
Maielf hell ya
Maielf almost like being on school holidays 😁
*Dan's test results come in*
"England is my city"
I hate this
IRedbearXD
RedbearXD pls no
😈😈😈
AND IF IT WERE'NT FOR TEAM 10 THE US WOULD BE LITTY
i clicked on this video and watched the beginning and had to look at the date this was uploaded real quick cuz of how relevant his intro was lol
Yup
3:02 Alright, nobody's gonna talk about the background?
The sign in the background!!!! It says "AYY FUCK NAZIS" YES DAN
quinintheclouds im not liking your comment because i dont want to be the 666th like
quinintheclouds
Im your 1000 like! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Remember that time Dan sprinted for the 7 second challenge. He definitely has the muscles of an elite power athlete 😂
lullie Plus he is tall and lanky, he would definitely be more of a "Spider-man" physique than a "Captain America" physique
lullie ARMY IS EVERYWHERE
lullie hello army
armyyyy
lullie armyyyy and I'm glad you remembered me of that
Me: aww look at Dan, he's so attractive with his cute dimples
DNA Results: this Neandterthal doesn't have any dimples
Dan: both sides of my face are deformed!!
That introduction perfectly reflects the modern climate, huh
"ayy fuck nazis" and a t-shirt that says equality i chose the right person to be my hero
Nope.
Sorry white dude, jews are pretty white as well so you should agree with the pic atleast ;)
GET A BETTER WIG REBEKA.
La_Trolette wig? what do you mean?
a self-hating White person is not hero
Deoxyribonucleic Acid (DNA) or...
Dankly Awkward Neanderthal (DAN)? 😂😂
Panic! At the Hamilton Potter Fallout Phandom That is a beautiful acronym
Panic! At the Hamilton Potter Fallout Phandom
Be my friend pls I can tell by ur name we have everything in common
You were pinned, congrats
aniel Howell scam
Panic! At the Hamilton Potter Fallout Phandom this comment is amazing!! I'm so glad Dan liked it
“We were once probably lizards”
UM EXCUSE ME! PHIL IS OBVIOUSLY A SECRET LIZARD
Also.. DAN’S ‘UNLIKELY’ CHEEK DIMPLES ARE FREAKING ADORABLE
Discord Daniel ZACHARY DEAN HERRON! A LIMELIGHT AND A FAN OF DAN!J&JHBECBHJWGDHJE ALSO DANIEL JAMES SEAVEY AND AND DANIEL JAMES HOWELL
I don't know half of my family because my Grandma has 35 Irish first cousins.
Hahah
Dan's ancestors were like " Traveling? Nah mate, I'll just stick with my crease"
I just read this in a super overly posh British voice and it was amazing
sounds just like Dan dontcha think
Lapa Random
Ancestor: u wanna go south
Other Ancestor: ya man!
Let's not forget Dan was blond as a child
B H I I was literally thinking this the whole time
Blondan
He doesn't trust himself
oh god
He's a danger to society
dan: we have twenty years before society implodes
2020: you wanna see some real speed
“They’re like unicorns- up to something, I always say.”
_The rare position of outspoken mistrust of unicorns._
"scrape me da-" excuse me Daniel wot
DENTIST ! dentist !
(tf is ur name bruh)
Name is fabulous
Your name is accurate
eat me daddy, yaaasss our dps are similar
eat me daddy, yaaasss I love your username 😂
"Scrape me dadd-"
Dan is there a full out story behind this
Melonpie 33 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You know there is
Melonpie 33 ha?? What?
Melonpie 33 lmao I need the full story 😂
Evie Hedgie let's call it something innovative so it can make itself a place in the Dan and Phil ff walk of fame
Ff walk of fame includes:
Cherry fic
Hat fic
Backpack fic
The urge ( a classic amirite?)
Tell me more and I'll add them
Dan: *talking about possibly having a ginger kid*
Me: Isn't Phil a natural ginger?
Obviously the only natural course of action is for Dan to impregnate Phil
@@ghost-bc1fn and as we know it's Phil's dream to be pregnant
Real quick disclaimer... Phil’s natural hair color is basically ginger:o I’m-
Dan is Phil’s dad
"Rub those freckles all over me"
Eleonora Gkeki *rubs face on dan*
right like I want to reply something but I'm really not sure what to say to that hahaha
Emii *Rubs shoulders on Dan*
i'm not a readhead but i do have plenty freckles to share
my mum's ginger
its funny bc phil was ginger in his youth
*tries to come up with something cool*
Rj Hastings me me big boi
Rj Hastings well, you got a like from Dan
*replies with a witty response that people will like me for because WE ALL NEED VALIDATION FROM STRANGERS*
Dan's test result:"1.8% westafrican" My Nigerian self: "COUSIN!!!!"
This video just randomly got recommended haven't watched this guy in years but it's a nice reminder for how much I enjoyed watching him in the past.
Dan: I will have a ginger child
Me: DALIEN
Dan is officially my father
Deppressedwaffle _ ?whats that
Clam3944 It’s from Dan and Phil Sims. They made a Sim called Dil Howlter who had a son called Dalien who is a redhead.
Sorry but did Dan just openly talk about his pain kink?
Cam theNarwhal holy shit
Same Dan.
Daniel
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
Oml
He said he used Johnson and I laughed remembering the "I had to prove I wasn't white to a blind man" show.
You're not deformed Dan! Cheek dimples are adorable!!
I yelled when Dan's face showed up on his screen
Jill Howlter when?
Jill Howlter nvrmd😂👌🏻
What time in the video
at 3.03
Just slidin by
if anyone was curious, dan's shirt translates to "equality" in Russian
Jonny_maboi Thanks!!
Jonny_maboi thank you I was just trying to figure out! 😹
Jonny_maboi ooo
aw
Jonny_maboi I was wondering
DNA results: you are a power athlete
Me: ha nope
7:36
Phil: *Sweats*
Sorcha Dan is Phil’s father we been knew
well you know what they say, the paler the skin the darker the soul.
My soul must be darker than Dan’s then
All Narwhal What's the opposite? Im white but im curious asf
i must be satan then!
But Phil??
Iliana Is Trash Phil is our pale little angel
so we all just gonna act like dan didnt just say "scrape me daddy"?
Have you seen the comment section?
SlothSimmer there were none about it when I️ commented that
What the fuck is happening in your profile picture?
asseater007 or that he said rub those freckles all over me
don't shame him
4:31 dan flexing for a second was so cute
9:17 he did it again hnnnnnggg
3 years later and people still can't tell the difference between racism and protesting racism
what we learnt from this video:
not important- dans whole history
important- dan has a dentist kink
Phoenix Fire which one
*scrape me dadd-*
Maybe both XD
crisp dun just waiting for thAt wattpad phanfiction
Dentist: have you been flossing regularly?
Dan: floss me daddy
an underrated quote "im just a piece of meat"
im so entertained and yet so concerned by that quote like dan are you ok
Melanie Martinez has said that in her song lol
Why does no one talk about how Dan has basically admitted to being a masochist
I'm dumb and didn't see where he said that, could you give me a timestamp?
There are years of fanfiction talking about him being masochistic, so..
twenty øne chickens 5:40
Really enjoying going back through all Dan’s videos looking at the ever-changing sign in the background
Pretty sure this one says something and then “fuck nazis” good message
@@saddog6456 “ayy fuck nazis” is my guess
Dan, please don't blur the background, it makes me feel like I'm going more blind than I already am.
TheAquaDragon it's called a camera focus
Kamryn Cake Sorry, I didn't think think my inexperienced camera terminology would bother anyone.
TheAquaDragon This is the best roast I have ever seen idec anymore someone needs to write this on my grave.
his camera automatically does it. Most good quality cameras blur the background and focus the main thing
TheAquaDragon sameeeee
i was ginger and sad but then I was ginger and happy
Same
I love your username and your prof pic
relatable
I'm not o-fucking-yee thanks :)
same tho
How oddly fitting the opening of the video is with recently
exactly my thoughts
On his sign on the right in the background... Well I've been staring at it for a good ten minutes and it looks like it says "Ayy fuck Nazis"
Good message he’s pushing
as a natural blond, i can say, you are right to not trust us. we have secrets
dark, dark secrets
You probably meant light, light secrets.
yes, natural blondes have the darkest secrets out of everyone in the world
alaha it's true
Yes very dark or light secrets
seriously don't mess with us
That *AYY FUCK NAZIS* sign in the back should be America's new aesthetic
death is Pretty Noice yEs
I need that sign right about now, Virginia sucks currently.
death is Pretty Noice yesss
death is Pretty Noice I didn't even notice it until now I love this video even more
Dan: I don't trust people with blond hair
Me with blond hair: ...ONE MORE THING TO BE SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT
THE GINGER CHILD IS DAILIEN EVERYTHING MAKES PERFRCT SENSE
OH MY GOSRH YOUR RIGHT!!! THE SIMS KNEW!!!
Imagine Dan with a little Ron Weasley for a kid. Jesus Christ.
Syri T that's what I was thinking of too😂😂
Nah he probably won't have a biological kid
Why do you think that?
Actually, don't answer that. I get it.
thATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
Syri T OMG lol 😂 😂
He should have called it 'Dancestry'
WhyDoesSanFranciscoKeepTakingSoLong sTOP
Anthon-stry** why does everybody keep saying dan
Youu are taaaaking soo looong, san francisco
YOU ARE TAAKKING SOOOO LONG SAN FRANSISCOOO
The website: "There's a chance that your kids can be ginger"
Dan: *Laughs in gay*
I checked to see if I had dimples and realised how much of a mess I am
Daniel : I'm just a bag of meat
Me: oh no Daniel you, sir , are also water.
*s t a y h y d r a t e d*
A৷ØNE Mainly a bag of carbon
A৷ØNE ahh pinof....good mmrs...thnks fr th mmrs
(jk I'm not emo lol)
A৷ØNE Stay hydrating!
if im just a peice of cake then you're just a peice of meat to me.
I thought you're 90% social anxiety
"why bother sleeping when you can stay awake thinking about stuff that makes you anxious" that's literally my whole life
"Fuck Nazis" in the background....... iconic
"I'm gonna be related to a giraffe or something like that..."
Kate Walker "rub those freckles all over me" well! Guess so.
Dan: SCRAPE ME D-
Me: DENTIST!!!!
..yes that's what i was saying
I AM AFRAID OF DENTISTS AAH
Wow Dan responded
Daniel Howell *Daddy your welcome
Daniel Howell phil*
I mean, apparently his 20 year estimate before society implodes was generous...
The board in the background says “Ayy fuck nazis” and his shirt says равноправие, which means “equality”.
When I read the title 'how white is dan' I had a flashback to Dans tan phase and was like 'not really..'
Chris Giacometti *taniel howell*
TANNING. Never again
Chris Giacometti *shudders in horror*
"I'm just kidding, you beautiful sunset heads. Rub those freckles all over me."
I'm dying oml
Anubis Cat Lover Phil is naturally ginger- remember a tumblr video where Dan kept saying he loves ginger people 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 jk I respect them so much, just pointing it out 😂
Anubis Cat Lover I thought he said "Sansa heads" i'm idndjdb my GoT trash self is showing
Jenna Locanas wow same 😂😂
Phil is naturally a ginger. 😏
he's perfect :') :3
So if Dan's grandma is adopted... Any of us could be related to him
Aristi Chatzipanagioti TRUE i hope its me
the beginning has always been relevant!!!!!!!! anyways ,,,, i miss ur vids a lot ;__;
Yes dan is very white but what about tan howell
Cookie Cake thank you for actually making me laugh. Never has a comment ever made me do this. Thank you so much.
that's the minor percentage of Southern European lol
I flipped my shit when I saw the word 'equality' in Russian on his t-shirt. WOW, DANIEL
It's funny to me
R that's what that says?
its равноправие in bulgarian too!
AlexisR yep
There is 2 ways. The one on his shirt and равенство. Basically are the same meaning just spelt different.
ur hilarious and a natural story teller...cool results!!!
“You beautiful sunset heads rub those freckles all over me” holy CRAP that was cute omg
"Looking pretty white!" 😂😂😂😂
"I'm just kidding, you beautiful sunset reds, rub those freckles all over me" - Dan Howell, 2017
LordessOf TheRings a
Best quote of the video! 😂
LordessOf TheRings I READ THIS WHEN HE SAID IT.
I s n t p h i l g i ng e r
Im a sunset head yay.
Hilarious! I went down an old rabbit hole of watching Crabstickz + your videos and they are still inspiring me to make mine!! :D
the first 10 seconds and that describes my entire goddamn life rn
in society