How WHITE is Dan?! - DNA TEST RESULTS

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  • Опубліковано 19 сер 2017
  • I take a DNA Test and find some SHOCKING RESULTS!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 22 тис.

  • @alexishuber6949
    @alexishuber6949 5 років тому +3812

    Dan: doesn’t trust blondes
    Also dan: literally was blond as a kid

    • @ginime_
      @ginime_ 5 років тому +220

      The self-hatred is too real

    • @hannahramsden7793
      @hannahramsden7793 4 роки тому +92

      i think that might be exactly why

    • @OhKaye
      @OhKaye 4 роки тому +65

      Gianna Mendiola she’s here, and she’s only getting worse

    • @juiceflavored5346
      @juiceflavored5346 4 роки тому +11

      That’s probably why lmaooo

    • @dawsy1000
      @dawsy1000 4 роки тому +9

      That's the case with a lot of people

  • @AsherOBriant
    @AsherOBriant 7 років тому +3032

    99% of scientists can't tell the difference between Daniel Howell and milk

    • @tobeyyyy9578
      @tobeyyyy9578 7 років тому +88

      ClosetedMonster why must you have chosen the word milk.

    • @ezokuldas6791
      @ezokuldas6791 7 років тому +74

      ClosetedMonster *violent flashbacks*

    • @kimberlymary5752
      @kimberlymary5752 7 років тому +56

      ClosetedMonster Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

    • @Merepi
      @Merepi 7 років тому +46

      milk...milk fic?.........fics...... **rides in corner and crafts**

    • @ihaventusedthisaccountinyears
      @ihaventusedthisaccountinyears 7 років тому +4

      ClosetedMonster no they can't.

  • @embrosia6219
    @embrosia6219 5 років тому +2210

    he’s exactly 1% less white then Phil

  • @valeria-hu8jv
    @valeria-hu8jv 6 років тому +2192

    *"Protects" his identity by using a pseudonym so random strangers won't have his genetic information*
    *shares that information with the entire Internet*

  • @marmablade8634
    @marmablade8634 7 років тому +8133

    If anyone's wondering, on Dan's shirt it says "equality" in Russian

    • @sajidaassaf174
      @sajidaassaf174 7 років тому +76

      Marmablade THANK YOU

    • @BeRkItOoO1
      @BeRkItOoO1 7 років тому +178

      and not only Russian, it means the same thing in many other Cyrillic languages too

    • @cutebunny4554
      @cutebunny4554 7 років тому +28

      Marmablade I think I just died a little

    • @lulu-qx4ss
      @lulu-qx4ss 7 років тому +12

      THANK YOU!! i was looking for this comment😂

    • @martagrzonka2783
      @martagrzonka2783 7 років тому +3

      Thank you! I was looking for that comment

  • @booksmusicmovies8862
    @booksmusicmovies8862 7 років тому +2119

    Dans kids are going to be light-beige gingers.

    • @leporid257
      @leporid257 7 років тому +79

      so one huge freckle? i hope he calls the first one freckles.

    • @ayoayo1044
      @ayoayo1044 7 років тому +3

      BooksMusicMovies I hope so

    • @melissavogel2129
      @melissavogel2129 7 років тому +5

      BooksMusicMovies can't wait to see that happen 😂😂😂😂

    • @gen-zhippie2203
      @gen-zhippie2203 7 років тому +97

      "*If you're partner has the redhaired gene*"
      -Phil was redheaded as a child-

    • @leporid257
      @leporid257 7 років тому +14

      James Moriarty I should tell you a bit about reproduction. (as long as both of them are dmab)

  • @soupthought
    @soupthought 5 років тому +3899

    His shirt says "равноправие" which means "equality" in Russian 💜

    • @gaby8857
      @gaby8857 5 років тому +44

      *oh darn* awwww that’s cute :))

    • @sipsingucci1259
      @sipsingucci1259 5 років тому +30

      oh darn God I love him

    • @tia8619
      @tia8619 5 років тому +98

      and the light box behind him says ayy frick nazis

    • @Cnut_the_grape
      @Cnut_the_grape 5 років тому +3

      Thats a long word

    • @loganpiece16
      @loganpiece16 5 років тому +18

      Привет из России так сказать, мда

  • @ana12
    @ana12 5 років тому +1406

    We found out the reason why he always falls off the chair at the jumpscares.
    His muscle composition is literally made for jumping that hard

    • @AnonOE190
      @AnonOE190 2 роки тому +8

      Why does that make sense though

  • @toniwheelie
    @toniwheelie 6 років тому +4921

    “I’m kidding you sunshine heads, rub those freckles all over me,” is possible the cutest thing he has ever said

    • @MegaKhelditia
      @MegaKhelditia 6 років тому +91

      *sunset heads

    • @lxvorbit
      @lxvorbit 6 років тому +84

      Antonia Wheeler I feel like that was aimed at Phil😂😂

    • @laceyg4029
      @laceyg4029 5 років тому +11

      Lowkey scared

    • @liliakristine9296
      @liliakristine9296 5 років тому +49

      I'm a ginger and I felt so incredibly lucky to be a redhead w/ freckles when he said that.

    • @laceyg4029
      @laceyg4029 5 років тому +2

      @@liliakristine9296 same 😂😂💕

  • @mother4033
    @mother4033 7 років тому +2599

    his DANcestry

  • @mysticdarkwing6560
    @mysticdarkwing6560 5 років тому +612

    Dan is lighter than bob rosses liquid white

  • @TimeturnerJ
    @TimeturnerJ 6 років тому +2142

    I'd love to take this test out of curiosity, but there isn't really any point because I know for a fact that I'm stupidly white.

    • @rosieesor
      @rosieesor 6 років тому +7

      Timeturner I completely understand

    • @yaydifyed9904
      @yaydifyed9904 6 років тому +5

      Actually, same.

    • @pivinne5536
      @pivinne5536 5 років тому +37

      you'd think so, but honestly the results *can* be suprising!

    • @icantthinkofausername8964
      @icantthinkofausername8964 5 років тому +8

      Evelyn Delorie it actually takes your dna and compares to some people of regions, ignoring that those people could've immigrated

    • @abigailthompson838
      @abigailthompson838 5 років тому +11

      I took a test like this, and I found out I was 25% Native American. Super cool! (I’m v white)

  • @arthurvanessen5390
    @arthurvanessen5390 7 років тому +1465

    NOW THIS IS DANCESTRY!!

  • @maria-yn1df
    @maria-yn1df 7 років тому +843

    "I don't trust naturally blonde people...."
    *flashback to dan reacting to childhood videos*
    "I used to be blONDE?!?"

    • @xxmarcyxx1819
      @xxmarcyxx1819 7 років тому +7

      Dimplephan _ I didn't even think of that omg

    • @amayasonubi2325
      @amayasonubi2325 7 років тому +3

      Dimplephan _ THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO

    • @keeks4one
      @keeks4one 7 років тому

      That comment will get a lot of likes

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  7 років тому +119

      my god

    • @em6856
      @em6856 7 років тому

      Daniel Howell dan...

  • @hannahjung9997
    @hannahjung9997 6 років тому +572

    Dan: 98.2 percent European.
    Me: Can't be any more purist than Dan. *Gets results*. *Is literally 100 percent Eastern Asian*.

  • @e.d.9420
    @e.d.9420 6 років тому +288

    Dan: **doesn’t trust naturally blond people**
    Also Dan: **was blond**

  • @izzyb1792
    @izzyb1792 7 років тому +748

    Thanks dan's ancestors for creating dan.

  • @averylouise1024
    @averylouise1024 7 років тому +1969

    So you don't have to go looking through replies:
    • His shirt says equality in Russian and also Bulgarian! 🙂
    • That sign says "Ayy Fuck Nazis" 👍🏻

  • @gaybowser2997
    @gaybowser2997 4 роки тому +95

    I lied in the snow once and my boyfriend genuinely had to look for me because of my skin tone

  • @funnysillyclown
    @funnysillyclown 6 років тому +184

    "Why try sleeping when you can stay awake having anxiety"
    *Why try sleeping when you can stay awake weeping*
    Missed opportunity, clearly.

  • @jessica-ls3tc
    @jessica-ls3tc 6 років тому +5294

    Dalien is a redhead .....

    • @swag2736
      @swag2736 6 років тому +241

      I literally see you everywhere but I'm always too awkward to point out the fact that I secretly want to be ur friend. Oh god I sound so creppy.

    • @jayelynndotson7361
      @jayelynndotson7361 6 років тому +20

      Dana bruh, me irl lol

    • @witchofchaosss
      @witchofchaosss 6 років тому +49

      Omg DIL HAS THE SAME GENES AS DAN!!

    • @jessica-ls3tc
      @jessica-ls3tc 6 років тому +57

      Dana literally me tho lol but YES ILL BE UR FRIEND

    • @swag2736
      @swag2736 6 років тому +16

      AWW YEE do you have twitter or something?

  • @aud338
    @aud338 7 років тому +1439

    does his sign say "ayy fuck nazis" or am i going crazy?

    • @yuhyeet231
      @yuhyeet231 7 років тому +62

      aud now I want a framed AYY FUCK NAZIS picture

    • @sararistova5619
      @sararistova5619 7 років тому +88

      aud his shirt says equality, so yes besically it does say "ayy fuck nazis"

    • @Liv-on8oq
      @Liv-on8oq 7 років тому +48

      yes ys it does
      and that is beautiful

    • @madi9695
      @madi9695 7 років тому +49

      no haha it's russian and the translation for that is equality :) a very cute shirt and it makes me happy bc i'm russian

    • @user-my4ez3iz4m
      @user-my4ez3iz4m 7 років тому +6

      pedomadi ツ no the sign behind him

  • @maddyt3137
    @maddyt3137 5 років тому +774

    I've gotta say that bit of African blood.......probably a slave or servant of a well off British house

    • @amycoombs1177
      @amycoombs1177 5 років тому +264

      Was going to say the same thing because all of the slave ports were in western africa, but if he wants to believe a scandinavian went to farm we'll have to allow it lmao

    • @user-re7je9qk4g
      @user-re7je9qk4g 5 років тому +49

      @@seviikun at some points in history yes, but the English empire imported slaves and servants, especially from India. Also, some English colonisers took slaves in the colonies, before either they or their children returned to Englad.

    • @danny9556
      @danny9556 5 років тому +42

      Yeh and his scandinavian heritage is probably from some rapey vikings, whats your point?

    • @yunglynda1326
      @yunglynda1326 5 років тому +20

      Everyone descended from Africans...

    • @elliana5728
      @elliana5728 5 років тому +47

      Armor actually the majority of the trans Atlantic slave trade was Europeans buying slaves from Africa and transporting them to the “new world” (the Americas) from about the mid 15th century to the early 1800s so its Quite possible one of dans Scandinavian ancestors raped a slave 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ sorry dan

  • @fujisandra
    @fujisandra 4 роки тому +52

    can't believe this was uploaded nearly three years ago and police brutality couldn't be more current

  • @bethanyh8048
    @bethanyh8048 7 років тому +756

    As a ginger human with non-ginger parents I can tell you now your children will forever be asked where the infection is from

    • @cjmarsh1019
      @cjmarsh1019 7 років тому +4

      Bethany H 😮😮 it ain't no infection! We is a species of the superior race 😂 then again one of my parents is also ginger and my other has a ginger dad so

    • @alicjajoannakucharska4723
      @alicjajoannakucharska4723 7 років тому +2

      well, same here, huh

    • @gwynethrada
      @gwynethrada 7 років тому +18

      same here. my parents are brunette and im just a fucking carrot

    • @betsymilasmith6561
      @betsymilasmith6561 7 років тому +1

      Bethany H gingernut heads all the way , but my mums ginger too😂😂

    • @jasmined.4527
      @jasmined.4527 7 років тому +2

      I am the brownish-greenish eyed child of two blue eyed parents.

  • @dabhowlter3078
    @dabhowlter3078 7 років тому +1507

    "Don't mind me just sliding by" who else saw that 😂😂

  • @eeennuiii
    @eeennuiii 5 років тому +191

    If anyone is wondering, равноправие means equality is Russian. Also, if you read this far and even saw this know that you are worth every breath!

  • @carlota940
    @carlota940 5 років тому +206

    4:31 pause the image, stare at his nose for 20-30 seconds without blinking and then look at your wall blinking a bit fast. Now Dan is on your wall. You’re welcome.

    • @angelferrer1
      @angelferrer1 5 років тому +18

      Caynuh O MY GOD I SAW HIM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

    • @paypalroyale1995
      @paypalroyale1995 5 років тому +33

      ...i only saw brendon urie??
      Dan Howall

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a 5 років тому +9

      Wtf is this sorcery you wizard

    • @kanak2913
      @kanak2913 5 років тому +21

      *OMFG IT'S 6 AM AND NOW I CAN'T UNSEE HIM AND IM SCARED*

    • @Jessica-bz1vm
      @Jessica-bz1vm 5 років тому +8

      That is the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @musicaltrash321
    @musicaltrash321 7 років тому +3304

    Three weeks without uploading he comes back with a test

  • @gabriellatafoya5394
    @gabriellatafoya5394 7 років тому +1461

    *Dan's test results come in*
    "England is my city"

  • @nauduliuke
    @nauduliuke 4 роки тому +30

    i clicked on this video and watched the beginning and had to look at the date this was uploaded real quick cuz of how relevant his intro was lol

  • @sunflower__bitch1809
    @sunflower__bitch1809 5 років тому +65

    3:02 Alright, nobody's gonna talk about the background?

  • @quinintheclouds
    @quinintheclouds 7 років тому +1211

    The sign in the background!!!! It says "AYY FUCK NAZIS" YES DAN

    • @hihi-re1ez
      @hihi-re1ez 6 років тому +10

      quinintheclouds im not liking your comment because i dont want to be the 666th like

    • @KittyKat-fi3tr
      @KittyKat-fi3tr 6 років тому +3

      quinintheclouds
      Im your 1000 like! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

  • @itslucy9423
    @itslucy9423 7 років тому +1318

    Remember that time Dan sprinted for the 7 second challenge. He definitely has the muscles of an elite power athlete 😂

    • @j.pnewcomer1069
      @j.pnewcomer1069 7 років тому +35

      lullie Plus he is tall and lanky, he would definitely be more of a "Spider-man" physique than a "Captain America" physique

    • @cherryvalance9927
      @cherryvalance9927 7 років тому +10

      lullie ARMY IS EVERYWHERE

    • @bangtantrash8744
      @bangtantrash8744 7 років тому +5

      lullie hello army

    • @katiaa.9172
      @katiaa.9172 7 років тому +3

      armyyyy

    • @MariaSantos-cm2bb
      @MariaSantos-cm2bb 7 років тому +3

      lullie armyyyy and I'm glad you remembered me of that

  • @aaryalouise6391
    @aaryalouise6391 5 років тому +94

    Me: aww look at Dan, he's so attractive with his cute dimples
    DNA Results: this Neandterthal doesn't have any dimples
    Dan: both sides of my face are deformed!!

  • @ambermiller6115
    @ambermiller6115 4 роки тому +14

    That introduction perfectly reflects the modern climate, huh

  • @mountainsarentreal
    @mountainsarentreal 7 років тому +1735

    "ayy fuck nazis" and a t-shirt that says equality i chose the right person to be my hero

  • @MilfLvr420
    @MilfLvr420 7 років тому +722

    Deoxyribonucleic Acid (DNA) or...
    Dankly Awkward Neanderthal (DAN)? 😂😂

    • @spyderpig991
      @spyderpig991 7 років тому +6

      Panic! At the Hamilton Potter Fallout Phandom That is a beautiful acronym

    • @cubancharlotte
      @cubancharlotte 7 років тому +4

      Panic! At the Hamilton Potter Fallout Phandom
      Be my friend pls I can tell by ur name we have everything in common

    • @amber6473
      @amber6473 7 років тому +4

      You were pinned, congrats

    • @Neoniix0
      @Neoniix0 7 років тому +2

      aniel Howell scam

    • @gemlikestardust
      @gemlikestardust 7 років тому +1

      Panic! At the Hamilton Potter Fallout Phandom this comment is amazing!! I'm so glad Dan liked it

  • @blitzinsystem346
    @blitzinsystem346 6 років тому +189

    “We were once probably lizards”
    UM EXCUSE ME! PHIL IS OBVIOUSLY A SECRET LIZARD
    Also.. DAN’S ‘UNLIKELY’ CHEEK DIMPLES ARE FREAKING ADORABLE

    • @shizajamal6672
      @shizajamal6672 5 років тому +2

      Discord Daniel ZACHARY DEAN HERRON! A LIMELIGHT AND A FAN OF DAN!J&JHBECBHJWGDHJE ALSO DANIEL JAMES SEAVEY AND AND DANIEL JAMES HOWELL

  • @dosabella
    @dosabella 6 років тому +64

    I don't know half of my family because my Grandma has 35 Irish first cousins.

  • @laparandom9768
    @laparandom9768 7 років тому +598

    Dan's ancestors were like " Traveling? Nah mate, I'll just stick with my crease"

    • @retropolis_fae
      @retropolis_fae 7 років тому +66

      I just read this in a super overly posh British voice and it was amazing

    • @namicrnad2820
      @namicrnad2820 7 років тому +4

      sounds just like Dan dontcha think

    • @thomas4723
      @thomas4723 7 років тому

      Lapa Random
      Ancestor: u wanna go south
      Other Ancestor: ya man!

  • @BethanHolt94
    @BethanHolt94 7 років тому +321

    Let's not forget Dan was blond as a child

  • @cowroydeo
    @cowroydeo 3 роки тому +24

    dan: we have twenty years before society implodes
    2020: you wanna see some real speed

  • @julianfantasia9033
    @julianfantasia9033 5 років тому +21

    “They’re like unicorns- up to something, I always say.”
    _The rare position of outspoken mistrust of unicorns._

  • @hot_garbage1477
    @hot_garbage1477 7 років тому +387

    "scrape me da-" excuse me Daniel wot

    • @MariaBKBK
      @MariaBKBK 7 років тому +9

      DENTIST ! dentist !
      (tf is ur name bruh)

    • @lulustrike4479
      @lulustrike4479 7 років тому +2

      Name is fabulous

    • @invmawk
      @invmawk 7 років тому +1

      Your name is accurate

    • @nirupamau8980
      @nirupamau8980 7 років тому

      eat me daddy, yaaasss our dps are similar

    • @kimichan7122
      @kimichan7122 7 років тому +1

      eat me daddy, yaaasss I love your username 😂

  • @melonpie33
    @melonpie33 7 років тому +1374

    "Scrape me dadd-"
    Dan is there a full out story behind this

    • @bangtantrash8744
      @bangtantrash8744 7 років тому +3

      Melonpie 33 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @kaionlife
      @kaionlife 7 років тому

      You know there is

    • @Okayme8080
      @Okayme8080 7 років тому

      Melonpie 33 ha?? What?

    • @FandomCraftsNMKpopAnime
      @FandomCraftsNMKpopAnime 7 років тому +2

      Melonpie 33 lmao I need the full story 😂

    • @bangtantrash8744
      @bangtantrash8744 7 років тому +1

      Evie Hedgie let's call it something innovative so it can make itself a place in the Dan and Phil ff walk of fame
      Ff walk of fame includes:
      Cherry fic
      Hat fic
      Backpack fic
      The urge ( a classic amirite?)
      Tell me more and I'll add them

  • @nemod.7610
    @nemod.7610 5 років тому +124

    Dan: *talking about possibly having a ginger kid*
    Me: Isn't Phil a natural ginger?

    • @ghost-bc1fn
      @ghost-bc1fn 4 роки тому +13

      Obviously the only natural course of action is for Dan to impregnate Phil

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 4 роки тому +13

      @@ghost-bc1fn and as we know it's Phil's dream to be pregnant

  • @brookecalvert1935
    @brookecalvert1935 5 років тому +40

    Real quick disclaimer... Phil’s natural hair color is basically ginger:o I’m-

    • @ak7845
      @ak7845 4 роки тому +5

      Dan is Phil’s dad

  • @eleoncra4839
    @eleoncra4839 7 років тому +488

    "Rub those freckles all over me"

    • @finley2166
      @finley2166 7 років тому +21

      Eleonora Gkeki *rubs face on dan*

    • @IIAngelicChanceII
      @IIAngelicChanceII 7 років тому +7

      right like I want to reply something but I'm really not sure what to say to that hahaha

    • @jaimzjaimzjaimzjaimzjaimz9756
      @jaimzjaimzjaimzjaimzjaimz9756 7 років тому +8

      Emii *Rubs shoulders on Dan*

    • @taylorb2676
      @taylorb2676 7 років тому +1

      i'm not a readhead but i do have plenty freckles to share
      my mum's ginger

    • @Cawmeravn
      @Cawmeravn 7 років тому +8

      its funny bc phil was ginger in his youth

  • @jameshastings5544
    @jameshastings5544 7 років тому +183

    *tries to come up with something cool*

    • @jeannettelarke4821
      @jeannettelarke4821 7 років тому +5

      Rj Hastings me me big boi

    • @verywoozi
      @verywoozi 7 років тому +1

      Rj Hastings well, you got a like from Dan

    • @retropolis_fae
      @retropolis_fae 7 років тому +2

      *replies with a witty response that people will like me for because WE ALL NEED VALIDATION FROM STRANGERS*

  • @shemmiek8233
    @shemmiek8233 5 років тому +21

    Dan's test result:"1.8% westafrican" My Nigerian self: "COUSIN!!!!"

  • @jadibdraws
    @jadibdraws 2 роки тому +11

    This video just randomly got recommended haven't watched this guy in years but it's a nice reminder for how much I enjoyed watching him in the past.

  • @manda5294
    @manda5294 6 років тому +921

    Dan: I will have a ginger child
    Me: DALIEN

    • @grace616
      @grace616 6 років тому +10

      Dan is officially my father

    • @mars7609
      @mars7609 6 років тому +3

      Deppressedwaffle _ ?whats that

    • @Momo-bu3le
      @Momo-bu3le 6 років тому +2

      Clam3944 It’s from Dan and Phil Sims. They made a Sim called Dil Howlter who had a son called Dalien who is a redhead.

  • @cameronswango8814
    @cameronswango8814 6 років тому +1053

    Sorry but did Dan just openly talk about his pain kink?

  • @ryomaharuno8681
    @ryomaharuno8681 5 років тому +23

    He said he used Johnson and I laughed remembering the "I had to prove I wasn't white to a blind man" show.

  • @gummy.miniyoongi5817
    @gummy.miniyoongi5817 5 років тому +27

    You're not deformed Dan! Cheek dimples are adorable!!

  • @JisGay-xq3zj
    @JisGay-xq3zj 7 років тому +862

    I yelled when Dan's face showed up on his screen

    • @jillm3537
      @jillm3537 7 років тому +4

      Jill Howlter when?

    • @jillm3537
      @jillm3537 7 років тому +2

      Jill Howlter nvrmd😂👌🏻

    • @gjam0
      @gjam0 7 років тому +4

      What time in the video

    • @_monieku
      @_monieku 7 років тому +3

      at 3.03

    • @user-wu5ig1rv7e
      @user-wu5ig1rv7e 7 років тому +8

      Just slidin by

  • @jonny1702
    @jonny1702 7 років тому +1616

    if anyone was curious, dan's shirt translates to "equality" in Russian

  • @coolunicorn2085
    @coolunicorn2085 5 років тому +29

    DNA results: you are a power athlete
    Me: ha nope

  • @sorcha362
    @sorcha362 5 років тому +21

    7:36
    Phil: *Sweats*

    • @ak7845
      @ak7845 4 роки тому

      Sorcha Dan is Phil’s father we been knew

  • @allnarwhal5207
    @allnarwhal5207 6 років тому +1766

    well you know what they say, the paler the skin the darker the soul.

  • @asseater0077
    @asseater0077 6 років тому +2008

    so we all just gonna act like dan didnt just say "scrape me daddy"?

    • @hydrationcult9883
      @hydrationcult9883 6 років тому +10

      Have you seen the comment section?

    • @asseater0077
      @asseater0077 6 років тому +10

      SlothSimmer there were none about it when I️ commented that

    • @ungratefullyalive
      @ungratefullyalive 6 років тому +16

      What the fuck is happening in your profile picture?

    • @laci731
      @laci731 6 років тому +5

      asseater007 or that he said rub those freckles all over me

    • @kizzie.p
      @kizzie.p 6 років тому +8

      don't shame him

  • @iwashere143
    @iwashere143 5 років тому +22

    4:31 dan flexing for a second was so cute

    • @iwashere143
      @iwashere143 5 років тому +7

      9:17 he did it again hnnnnnggg

  • @DrewBernstein
    @DrewBernstein 4 роки тому +14

    3 years later and people still can't tell the difference between racism and protesting racism

  • @elliebmb803
    @elliebmb803 7 років тому +782

    what we learnt from this video:
    not important- dans whole history
    important- dan has a dentist kink

    • @ell4092
      @ell4092 7 років тому +1

      Phoenix Fire which one

    • @xeni5428
      @xeni5428 7 років тому +9

      *scrape me dadd-*

    • @ElusiveLion741
      @ElusiveLion741 7 років тому +1

      Maybe both XD

    • @gabriellepasquale3761
      @gabriellepasquale3761 7 років тому +3

      crisp dun just waiting for thAt wattpad phanfiction

    • @anthrochick1696
      @anthrochick1696 7 років тому +27

      Dentist: have you been flossing regularly?
      Dan: floss me daddy

  • @lanap6442
    @lanap6442 6 років тому +328

    an underrated quote "im just a piece of meat"

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 6 років тому +1

      im so entertained and yet so concerned by that quote like dan are you ok

    • @66psychrock
      @66psychrock 6 років тому +2

      Melanie Martinez has said that in her song lol

  • @starryknight3479
    @starryknight3479 4 роки тому +17

    Why does no one talk about how Dan has basically admitted to being a masochist

    • @gryffenchicken5462
      @gryffenchicken5462 4 роки тому +1

      I'm dumb and didn't see where he said that, could you give me a timestamp?

    • @MegaKhelditia
      @MegaKhelditia 3 роки тому +1

      There are years of fanfiction talking about him being masochistic, so..

    • @jxnx19
      @jxnx19 3 роки тому

      twenty øne chickens 5:40

  • @hollyrandomnumbers
    @hollyrandomnumbers 5 років тому +14

    Really enjoying going back through all Dan’s videos looking at the ever-changing sign in the background

    • @saddog6456
      @saddog6456 3 роки тому

      Pretty sure this one says something and then “fuck nazis” good message

    • @ainsley5894
      @ainsley5894 3 роки тому

      @@saddog6456 “ayy fuck nazis” is my guess

  • @endofinfinity4131
    @endofinfinity4131 7 років тому +1877

    Dan, please don't blur the background, it makes me feel like I'm going more blind than I already am.

    • @kamryndocherty1684
      @kamryndocherty1684 7 років тому +76

      TheAquaDragon it's called a camera focus

    • @endofinfinity4131
      @endofinfinity4131 7 років тому +95

      Kamryn Cake Sorry, I didn't think think my inexperienced camera terminology would bother anyone.

    • @nikolaamelia5382
      @nikolaamelia5382 7 років тому +16

      TheAquaDragon This is the best roast I have ever seen idec anymore someone needs to write this on my grave.

    • @jovienesbitt6064
      @jovienesbitt6064 7 років тому +91

      his camera automatically does it. Most good quality cameras blur the background and focus the main thing

    • @charlea533
      @charlea533 7 років тому +2

      TheAquaDragon sameeeee

  • @honeyyhowell8769
    @honeyyhowell8769 7 років тому +282

    i was ginger and sad but then I was ginger and happy

  • @aes2621
    @aes2621 4 роки тому +15

    How oddly fitting the opening of the video is with recently

  • @jjgecko9542
    @jjgecko9542 5 років тому +7

    On his sign on the right in the background... Well I've been staring at it for a good ten minutes and it looks like it says "Ayy fuck Nazis"

    • @saddog6456
      @saddog6456 3 роки тому

      Good message he’s pushing

  • @alaha8349
    @alaha8349 7 років тому +1355

    as a natural blond, i can say, you are right to not trust us. we have secrets
    dark, dark secrets

    • @pliskit
      @pliskit 7 років тому +60

      You probably meant light, light secrets.

    • @amoosebyanyothername2379
      @amoosebyanyothername2379 7 років тому +18

      yes, natural blondes have the darkest secrets out of everyone in the world

    • @rebeccaleech4731
      @rebeccaleech4731 7 років тому +2

      alaha it's true

    • @faith2649
      @faith2649 7 років тому +5

      Yes very dark or light secrets

    • @audrey-bb1mm
      @audrey-bb1mm 7 років тому +5

      seriously don't mess with us

  • @deathisprettynoice6065
    @deathisprettynoice6065 7 років тому +430

    That *AYY FUCK NAZIS* sign in the back should be America's new aesthetic

    • @heounmochi8697
      @heounmochi8697 7 років тому +3

      death is Pretty Noice yEs

    • @boxofbees7272
      @boxofbees7272 7 років тому +2

      I need that sign right about now, Virginia sucks currently.

    • @maddiet4657
      @maddiet4657 7 років тому

      death is Pretty Noice yesss

    • @keishataylor
      @keishataylor 7 років тому

      death is Pretty Noice I didn't even notice it until now I love this video even more

  • @imnotgoodwithnames4101
    @imnotgoodwithnames4101 4 роки тому +14

    Dan: I don't trust people with blond hair
    Me with blond hair: ...ONE MORE THING TO BE SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT

  • @sandraclotworthy5929
    @sandraclotworthy5929 6 років тому +19

    THE GINGER CHILD IS DAILIEN EVERYTHING MAKES PERFRCT SENSE

    • @lovingdragons
      @lovingdragons 3 роки тому

      OH MY GOSRH YOUR RIGHT!!! THE SIMS KNEW!!!

  • @syrit292
    @syrit292 7 років тому +450

    Imagine Dan with a little Ron Weasley for a kid. Jesus Christ.

    • @amaliac8804
      @amaliac8804 7 років тому +6

      Syri T that's what I was thinking of too😂😂

    • @vm6615
      @vm6615 7 років тому +42

      Nah he probably won't have a biological kid

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 7 років тому +34

      Why do you think that?
      Actually, don't answer that. I get it.

    • @emmam1011
      @emmam1011 7 років тому +5

      thATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @cloud1036
      @cloud1036 7 років тому

      Syri T OMG lol 😂 😂

  • @vvenska
    @vvenska 7 років тому +712

    He should have called it 'Dancestry'

  • @lunna241
    @lunna241 3 роки тому +8

    The website: "There's a chance that your kids can be ginger"
    Dan: *Laughs in gay*

  • @riversystem1444
    @riversystem1444 6 років тому +11

    I checked to see if I had dimples and realised how much of a mess I am

  • @aintthatjusttheway2037
    @aintthatjusttheway2037 7 років тому +1034

    Daniel : I'm just a bag of meat
    Me: oh no Daniel you, sir , are also water.

    • @moved7893
      @moved7893 7 років тому +13

      *s t a y h y d r a t e d*

    • @clairemckinley691
      @clairemckinley691 7 років тому +7

      A৷ØNE Mainly a bag of carbon

    • @bangtantrash8744
      @bangtantrash8744 7 років тому +1

      A৷ØNE ahh pinof....good mmrs...thnks fr th mmrs
      (jk I'm not emo lol)

    • @cloudflame6662
      @cloudflame6662 7 років тому

      A৷ØNE Stay hydrating!

    • @beautifulbangtan2521
      @beautifulbangtan2521 7 років тому +2

      if im just a peice of cake then you're just a peice of meat to me.

  • @Sefraca
    @Sefraca 7 років тому +162

    I thought you're 90% social anxiety

  • @callywayyy
    @callywayyy 5 років тому +14

    "why bother sleeping when you can stay awake thinking about stuff that makes you anxious" that's literally my whole life

  • @DrewBernstein
    @DrewBernstein 4 роки тому +6

    "Fuck Nazis" in the background....... iconic

  • @katewalker6297
    @katewalker6297 6 років тому +356

    "I'm gonna be related to a giraffe or something like that..."

  • @MSadamgasm
    @MSadamgasm 7 років тому +601

    Dan: SCRAPE ME D-
    Me: DENTIST!!!!

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  7 років тому +168

      ..yes that's what i was saying

    • @suzannew4840
      @suzannew4840 7 років тому +5

      I AM AFRAID OF DENTISTS AAH

    • @suzannew4840
      @suzannew4840 7 років тому +5

      Wow Dan responded

    • @rae7152
      @rae7152 7 років тому +1

      Daniel Howell *Daddy your welcome

    • @rileycash2700
      @rileycash2700 7 років тому +1

      Daniel Howell phil*

  • @justrenthx
    @justrenthx 4 роки тому +8

    I mean, apparently his 20 year estimate before society implodes was generous...

  • @breakyourcrankles5578
    @breakyourcrankles5578 3 роки тому +6

    The board in the background says “Ayy fuck nazis” and his shirt says равноправие, which means “equality”.

  • @chrisgiacometti2578
    @chrisgiacometti2578 6 років тому +618

    When I read the title 'how white is dan' I had a flashback to Dans tan phase and was like 'not really..'

    • @shooky5522
      @shooky5522 6 років тому +32

      Chris Giacometti *taniel howell*

    • @unicornmonkey3633
      @unicornmonkey3633 6 років тому +3

      TANNING. Never again

    • @Momo-bu3le
      @Momo-bu3le 6 років тому

      Chris Giacometti *shudders in horror*

  • @phoebe3269
    @phoebe3269 7 років тому +1303

    "I'm just kidding, you beautiful sunset heads. Rub those freckles all over me."
    I'm dying oml

    • @freya.c4168
      @freya.c4168 6 років тому +24

      Anubis Cat Lover Phil is naturally ginger- remember a tumblr video where Dan kept saying he loves ginger people 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 jk I respect them so much, just pointing it out 😂

    • @lucaniiia
      @lucaniiia 6 років тому +9

      Anubis Cat Lover I thought he said "Sansa heads" i'm idndjdb my GoT trash self is showing

    • @bianca9118
      @bianca9118 6 років тому

      Jenna Locanas wow same 😂😂

    • @KitKat-hm6nd
      @KitKat-hm6nd 6 років тому +5

      Phil is naturally a ginger. 😏

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 6 років тому

      he's perfect :') :3

  • @aristichatzipanagioti6518
    @aristichatzipanagioti6518 4 роки тому +7

    So if Dan's grandma is adopted... Any of us could be related to him

    • @kmations4049
      @kmations4049 4 роки тому

      Aristi Chatzipanagioti TRUE i hope its me

  • @sealpuppyunicorn
    @sealpuppyunicorn 4 роки тому +3

    the beginning has always been relevant!!!!!!!! anyways ,,,, i miss ur vids a lot ;__;

  • @ambermedved3688
    @ambermedved3688 7 років тому +506

    Yes dan is very white but what about tan howell

    • @itsjustme1574
      @itsjustme1574 7 років тому +46

      Cookie Cake thank you for actually making me laugh. Never has a comment ever made me do this. Thank you so much.

    • @maishi
      @maishi 7 років тому

      that's the minor percentage of Southern European lol

  • @user-qe8uw4rx4g
    @user-qe8uw4rx4g 7 років тому +451

    I flipped my shit when I saw the word 'equality' in Russian on his t-shirt. WOW, DANIEL

    • @nonono777
      @nonono777 7 років тому +2

      It's funny to me

    • @Alexis-wk5pv
      @Alexis-wk5pv 7 років тому +1

      R that's what that says?

    • @vifoxi
      @vifoxi 7 років тому +4

      its равноправие in bulgarian too!

    • @anastasiasemenova7075
      @anastasiasemenova7075 7 років тому

      AlexisR yep

    • @Kazzi3C
      @Kazzi3C 7 років тому

      There is 2 ways. The one on his shirt and равенство. Basically are the same meaning just spelt different.

  • @moonchild848
    @moonchild848 6 років тому +6

    ur hilarious and a natural story teller...cool results!!!

  • @emilydiane6239
    @emilydiane6239 5 років тому +11

    “You beautiful sunset heads rub those freckles all over me” holy CRAP that was cute omg

  • @mynameisasecret593
    @mynameisasecret593 6 років тому +548

    "Looking pretty white!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @lordessthefox
    @lordessthefox 7 років тому +1622

    "I'm just kidding, you beautiful sunset reds, rub those freckles all over me" - Dan Howell, 2017

    • @alliemae895
      @alliemae895 7 років тому +1

      LordessOf TheRings a

    • @Zubiila
      @Zubiila 7 років тому +4

      Best quote of the video! 😂

    • @livable4289
      @livable4289 7 років тому +3

      LordessOf TheRings I READ THIS WHEN HE SAID IT.

    • @homie3032
      @homie3032 7 років тому +26

      I s n t p h i l g i ng e r

    • @shay.243
      @shay.243 7 років тому +11

      Im a sunset head yay.

  • @adventurewitheasha
    @adventurewitheasha Місяць тому +1

    Hilarious! I went down an old rabbit hole of watching Crabstickz + your videos and they are still inspiring me to make mine!! :D

  • @toooliix
    @toooliix 4 роки тому +5

    the first 10 seconds and that describes my entire goddamn life rn
    in society