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КОМЕНТАРІ • 22 тис.

  • @ayaleann6116
    @ayaleann6116 7 років тому +3536

    there's definitely vodka in that cup

    • @farawaykin
      @farawaykin 7 років тому +122

      i'm russian, i can tell
      it IS vodka

    • @chloemyers5937
      @chloemyers5937 7 років тому +3

      Ray Ray That is exactly what I thought 😂😂👏👍

    • @MrSxnny
      @MrSxnny 7 років тому +1

      love_people hello133

    • @farawaykin
      @farawaykin 7 років тому +36

      i could smell it through the screen
      the perks of being russian lol

    • @alexs.6711
      @alexs.6711 7 років тому +2

      THATS WHAT I SAID OH MY GOD EEKHDKLGHSLDKGH MY SISTER DIDNT BELIEVE ME

  • @froge6652
    @froge6652 7 років тому +5311

    Dan: *holds up water*
    Me: *immediately* it's vodka

  • @TinaSound25
    @TinaSound25 7 років тому +1589

    'I am fine. This was internet support group nine. That was an unintentional rhyme. I want to die.' xD

  • @anaceassistant9336
    @anaceassistant9336 5 років тому +2304

    Dan: "i do talk really fast, don't i?"
    Also Dan: "imsorryaboutthat,allthepeoplearoundtheworldthatwatchthesevideos"

    • @leahmae8703
      @leahmae8703 4 роки тому +26

      AnAceAssistant Is like to observe a conversation between him and Liam Payne and see if I could keep up with them.

    • @harshitasrivastava
      @harshitasrivastava 3 роки тому +3

      @@leahmae8703 I'd love that video

    • @leoniee1545
      @leoniee1545 2 роки тому +7

      I think Dan's videos are basically the only ones I can listen to and understand everything. He's so damn articulate.

  • @jeannealtre6101
    @jeannealtre6101 7 років тому +2024

    Dan:"Take a shot of water whenever you feel like so you can stay healthy and hydrated"
    Me: 😃

  • @elliotl69
    @elliotl69 7 років тому +1829

    "Angry tangerine dad" XD

    • @0-0nobody75
      @0-0nobody75 7 років тому

      Ellichu thepikachu ii

    • @youngtwat
      @youngtwat 6 років тому +1

      don't XD it's 2017

  • @awsomemagic16
    @awsomemagic16 7 років тому +7903

    They gave him pens!!!!!
    PENS DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
    He's signing things *D:*

  • @ange-ange-ange
    @ange-ange-ange 4 роки тому +542

    2017: "we need wholesomeness more than ever"
    2020: *laughs in global pandemic*

  • @tiff5598
    @tiff5598 7 років тому +3081

    The girl who did the Morse code of the Bee movie is my hero

  • @alannalancaster8505
    @alannalancaster8505 7 років тому +2461

    'Change your name'
    *one month later*
    *dan changes his utube name*
    DAHM YOU RANDY

  • @vintagemisery33
    @vintagemisery33 7 років тому +1900

    heather age 18 from canada is my spirit animal

  • @ninabeans
    @ninabeans 6 років тому +1843

    I just realized that he might have been drinking water because he made this video around the time (that week in march) he was withdrawaling from his antidepressant. I've had SSRI withdrawals before and it makes me dizzy and nauseous so I couldn't imagine having alcohol while coming off my meds.

    • @pollydavies6800
      @pollydavies6800 6 років тому +118

      kratcat and maybe that problem hes distracting himself from was that withdrawal...

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 6 років тому +47

      Holy fuck

    • @Soupslutt
      @Soupslutt 5 років тому +76

      He said he needed to distract himself from his internal freefall so it would make sense

    • @aureliofloris9461
      @aureliofloris9461 5 років тому +191

      Do not investigate on Dan's life so much please

    • @Leah-mu5ff
      @Leah-mu5ff 4 роки тому +4

      Wait what happened before this

  • @hry4539
    @hry4539 7 років тому +2360

    this series started about 4 years ago but there's 9 episodes
    i applaud you

  • @ostuart-andrewsgaming771
    @ostuart-andrewsgaming771 7 років тому +2716

    "Sorry for talking so fast"
    _Speaks at the speed of light_

    • @cat9424
      @cat9424 7 років тому +10

      Gordon Ramsay WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

    • @brobrroo3884
      @brobrroo3884 7 років тому +3

      Gordon Ramsay IT'S RAW

    • @samcarvalho8610
      @samcarvalho8610 7 років тому +17

      Have you located the lamb sauce???

    • @torresjosue98
      @torresjosue98 7 років тому +6

      Gordon Ramsay WHERES THE LAMB SOOOOOS

    • @harshada4008
      @harshada4008 7 років тому +2

      wHeRe Is ThE lAmB sAuCe m8

  • @lexirose8981
    @lexirose8981 7 років тому +2853

    I don't know about anyone one else but I don't think that's water he's drinking

    • @diccmeuppapi9314
      @diccmeuppapi9314 7 років тому +34

      It's lemonade! (Lol jk)

    • @gianna5445
      @gianna5445 7 років тому +7

      alex same

    • @victorialee3975
      @victorialee3975 7 років тому +74

      alex plot twist: it was vodka (dun dun dun)

    • @coolvideos1447
      @coolvideos1447 7 років тому +41

      alex I'm p sure it's vodka

    • @alyssstiel1323
      @alyssstiel1323 7 років тому +22

      ms. believer dun... jOSH DUN?!?! UR USERNAME? HAVE I FOUND MY PEOPLE? xD I am sorry

  • @alliegrace861
    @alliegrace861 6 років тому +1071

    bruh, i just found the hilarity of watching Dan and Phil with subtitles

    • @macpollen
      @macpollen 6 років тому +30

      IronicallyBlake I can’t with this one because IT HAD NO ENGLISH SUBTITLES... never mind

    • @Billy_villans
      @Billy_villans 5 років тому +7

      Lol

    • @anemoia3154
      @anemoia3154 5 років тому +18

      yes omg i do that and the phandom... have a lot to say...

    • @Spinachh
      @Spinachh 4 роки тому +13

      The subtitles are the best part

    • @sophiemae4119
      @sophiemae4119 4 роки тому +3

      OMG

  • @liuser
    @liuser 7 років тому +1423

    Plot twist: It's secretly vodka

    • @alyssak1686
      @alyssak1686 6 років тому +17

      haven't you looked at his face when he drinks it

    • @dionysuskatt
      @dionysuskatt 6 років тому +1

      yes

    • @isaac.swanser
      @isaac.swanser 6 років тому

      Probs ye

    • @kevandchunky6872
      @kevandchunky6872 6 років тому +3

      Sketchy Akechi or maybe its vinegar 😂

    • @whoisj3ss
      @whoisj3ss 6 років тому

      Sketchy Akechi that's what I thought 😂

  • @weronikanowicka1745
    @weronikanowicka1745 7 років тому +4434

    Teacher: Who's your idol?
    Me: Heather age 18 from Canada

    • @smokevisions6000
      @smokevisions6000 7 років тому +37

      Weronika Nowicka
      YAS.

    • @BlaBlaBla
      @BlaBlaBla 7 років тому +10

      Ikr

    • @meraki3898
      @meraki3898 7 років тому +69

      Weronika Nowicka I wanna be heather when I grow up

    • @no_face_is_me1906
      @no_face_is_me1906 7 років тому +8

      True though

    • @hettyfox
      @hettyfox 7 років тому +102

      my names Heather and I'm 18 and I live In Canada, what the actual hell!??

  • @aditimukundan8251
    @aditimukundan8251 7 років тому +1230

    "Water, It's important to stay hydrated."

    • @amber8703
      @amber8703 7 років тому +38

      Aditi Mukundan "tap juice"

    • @helo5328
      @helo5328 7 років тому +36

      Aditi Mukundan
      *insert aesthetic waves*

    • @lizturley9542
      @lizturley9542 7 років тому +11

      im sure phil keeps him hydrated ;^))))

    • @donkeysocks6024
      @donkeysocks6024 7 років тому +2

      the temptation to edit that

    • @aloiysa
      @aloiysa 7 років тому +11

      "Water"

  • @rowanhoran8293
    @rowanhoran8293 6 років тому +871

    Savvanah is 14 and has a boyfriend for 3 years.. The rest of us rewatch Dan because we have no one..

    • @jelenagavrilovic282
      @jelenagavrilovic282 5 років тому +9

      Rowan Horan honestly

    • @foottoast4235
      @foottoast4235 4 роки тому +11

      That's not good though, teenage pregnancy is disgusting and kids should focus on fitness and education, not getting pregnant as early as possible. Relationships you have as a teen are rarely successful too.

    • @lifeonm444rs
      @lifeonm444rs 4 роки тому +6

      Lydia Politz oh my lmfao

    • @kmations4049
      @kmations4049 4 роки тому +2

      Mood really

    • @sanadorable
      @sanadorable 3 роки тому +2

      @@foottoast4235 true they should be careful and just enjoy life and focus on the important things like education and building genuine friendships

  • @raynarowe7870
    @raynarowe7870 7 років тому +2115

    Heather age 18 from Canada is my hero.

    • @risris3778
      @risris3778 7 років тому +1

      Rayna Rowe sameeee

    • @dangerouslyapocalyptic
      @dangerouslyapocalyptic 7 років тому +19

      Rayna Rowe I would've done it in Wing Dings the hardest code to decipher if you don't already know XD

    • @raccattacc5657
      @raccattacc5657 7 років тому +1

      Rayna Rowe WOOT WOOT GO CANADA!

    • @toritori2299
      @toritori2299 7 років тому +1

      OMG YESSS

    • @rebeccavay2187
      @rebeccavay2187 7 років тому +1

      Rayna Rowe AYYYY CANADIANSSS

  • @manicshawty5954
    @manicshawty5954 7 років тому +1285

    7 minutes into the video and he still hasn't touched the water!!

  • @violetmoon1587
    @violetmoon1587 7 років тому +4222

    Random thought: I cannot imagine Dan with facial hair.

  • @theawesomee4593
    @theawesomee4593 6 років тому +410

    “Who’s your idol?”
    Me: Heather/18/Canada

  • @bobwater3921
    @bobwater3921 7 років тому +1615

    to randy:
    name urself green.
    green day.

  • @meghanguarino1761
    @meghanguarino1761 7 років тому +766

    why does it look like Dan's wearing a necklace made out of Christmas lights under his shirt??

    • @ellakauffman8240
      @ellakauffman8240 7 років тому +3

      mikels muffin I thought it was part of the shirt but now that I saw this it does look like christmas lights

    • @mayas949
      @mayas949 7 років тому +24

      mikels muffin it is part of the shirt that one had embroidery. i guess dan has got some posh.

    • @FriendzBeatz
      @FriendzBeatz 7 років тому +4

      He got the shirt from givenchy there's a tumblr blog that I saw it on

    • @kyliebleon
      @kyliebleon 7 років тому +11

      I thought of Jesus' crown of thorns??

    • @orpimen7
      @orpimen7 7 років тому +1

      OMG it does look like that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mishkasooful4318
    @mishkasooful4318 7 років тому +2453

    "Well done parents; you're truly qualified for nothing."
    XD Died laughing.

    • @nadiah2224
      @nadiah2224 6 років тому +18

      Mishka Sooful i remember those day when i used 'XD' unironically

    • @theoisnotturtle4382
      @theoisnotturtle4382 5 років тому +4

      Same tho lol

  • @vivianseemer5274
    @vivianseemer5274 5 років тому +205

    "They gave him PENS!!! PENS DAMMIT!!!! He's signing things..."
    I choked lol

  • @danielhowell
    @danielhowell  7 років тому +6932

    less banter more OPINIONS and ADVICE i am READING these COMMENTS i expect QUALITY READING CONTENT FROM YOU GET IT TOGETHER

    • @michelleg8366
      @michelleg8366 7 років тому +62

      THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING ME I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO FUNCTION AT SCHOOL THANKS TO YOU

    • @maomau930
      @maomau930 7 років тому +13

      so many problems in these comments o.o i think i have to leave

    • @zoeeeq7785
      @zoeeeq7785 7 років тому +22

      stop ignoring my emails I stg

    • @selfdeprecatingsushi4234
      @selfdeprecatingsushi4234 7 років тому +17

      Ok, we're gonna get on it! QUALITY support from the youtube comments.

    • @maomau930
      @maomau930 7 років тому +11

      i did give advice dan but there were too many problems i'm scared and i can't handle my own problems let alone give advice and i'm leaving

  • @emilyhayes5699
    @emilyhayes5699 7 років тому +1615

    'You could interpret that in different ways and frankly all of them would be true' why is no one talking about this

    • @acehall7219
      @acehall7219 7 років тому +43

      Emily Hayes YES I waS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @emma-mz6bv
      @emma-mz6bv 7 років тому +34

      Emily Hayes lol im not even surprised at this point

    • @chloerebecca2399
      @chloerebecca2399 7 років тому +45

      did he just out himself or am I just being a creepy Phangirl AAAaaaaAaaA

    • @cousinthrockmorton900
      @cousinthrockmorton900 7 років тому +40

      because it doesn't mean anything

    • @bobbibitybobbobberson6510
      @bobbibitybobbobberson6510 7 років тому +5

      Emily Hayes Pretty sure it was just a joke......chill

  • @Lucie-iq6en
    @Lucie-iq6en 7 років тому +939

    Dan:Brings out water
    Me:Vodka

    • @anyasoares1758
      @anyasoares1758 7 років тому +5

      Love your name

    • @Ellie7591
      @Ellie7591 6 років тому +9

      This is legit what I thought

    • @winsomerain741
      @winsomerain741 6 років тому +2

      Lucie THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO XDD

    • @froge6652
      @froge6652 6 років тому

      Wow I love it when people steal other people's comments

    • @mykaylaward4226
      @mykaylaward4226 6 років тому

      Lucie i would like those comment, but it is at 666 and i don’t wanna ruin it😂

  • @wholesomehowell6646
    @wholesomehowell6646 7 років тому +1074

    "whether it's trump, boob silicon, or parents..." -daniel 2017

  • @Emchava9
    @Emchava9 7 років тому +1341

    THE GIRL WHO WAS 14 AND HAD A BOYFRIEND FOR 3 YEARS... TF IM 17 AND SINGLE AF SINCE BIRTH, HOW?!?!

    • @timesiick
      @timesiick 7 років тому +36

      That Weirdo Emely HAVE YOU SEEN TODAYS CHILDREN THE DRAMA ON SNAPCHAT IS INDESCRIBABLE

    • @MissCreativeCat
      @MissCreativeCat 7 років тому +2

      Amanda the Panda TRUE

    • @KACHANNEL101
      @KACHANNEL101 7 років тому +40

      That Weirdo Emely - GIRL SAME IM 18 and I'm like what is a boyfriend? all I have is my fandoms

    • @rachelvarghese5597
      @rachelvarghese5597 7 років тому +2

      SAME.

    • @flyingmonkeys5097
      @flyingmonkeys5097 7 років тому

      ikr

  • @madison8169
    @madison8169 7 років тому +1253

    How do you think Phil would feel doing an Internet Support Group video?

    • @que5097
      @que5097 7 років тому +3

      madison howell Yes!!

    • @codycat6
      @codycat6 7 років тому +9

      AwesomeLiesel a joke He would feel yes ?

    • @skye-yu1us
      @skye-yu1us 7 років тому

      AwesomeLiesel wow great answer

    • @Abcj9807
      @Abcj9807 7 років тому

      madison howell please yes

    • @scarlethardy4692
      @scarlethardy4692 7 років тому +16

      Scared and then scarred for life

  • @tbhbyron
    @tbhbyron 7 років тому +2993

    this is possibly the only semi useful series there is on this site
    by semi useful i mean my life is crumbling before me and i NEED this

  • @thatsyourfookinjobyoufooki3565
    @thatsyourfookinjobyoufooki3565 5 років тому +88

    I will forever refer to water as “tap juice” from now on

    • @strawberry942
      @strawberry942 5 років тому +3

      Once on the bus on a school trip the window was leaking and people called it window juice

    • @tealrose3248
      @tealrose3248 4 роки тому +2

      Here in rural Australia with a rainwater tank, we call it cloud juice.

    • @yoharrywya7892
      @yoharrywya7892 4 роки тому +2

      My friend once called tap water “council wine”

  • @lucysapphire443
    @lucysapphire443 7 років тому +2978

    Who wants to bet that the "water" was vodka?

  • @mollycrockett8543
    @mollycrockett8543 7 років тому +2436

    Dan : 'I do talk really fast don't I? Sorry about that!'
    Dan : *continues to talk really fast*
    Very helpful Daniel 😂😂

    • @thepastelbeautyfloral1628
      @thepastelbeautyfloral1628 7 років тому +2

      JustAnotherPerson if

    • @malmo3060
      @malmo3060 7 років тому +12

      danyul

    • @kayla-yi5xh
      @kayla-yi5xh 7 років тому

      JustAnotherPerson IT'S AT 666 I DON'T WANNA RUIN IT so imma comment that i woulda liked instead :)

    • @frankiero6663
      @frankiero6663 7 років тому +4

      JustAnotherPerson i talk faster believe me i'm serious nobody can understand me

    • @Miranda-sr2cu
      @Miranda-sr2cu 7 років тому +3

      JustAnotherPerson I just got your comment to 1K likes
      Thank me later...or never because everybody hates me

  • @imdeadinsidedotorg8152
    @imdeadinsidedotorg8152 7 років тому +219

    The angry tangerine dad thing killed mw

  • @crimsoznt
    @crimsoznt 4 роки тому +172

    watching this June of 2020 and him talking about Trump is giving me flashbacks of the last few weeks and I cant

  • @goodtimes5919
    @goodtimes5919 7 років тому +149

    *water is actually vodka*

  • @finnghoul
    @finnghoul 7 років тому +82

    "Yo, Danny" *dan immediately:* "nO."

  • @tsukikage
    @tsukikage 7 років тому +620

    Randy: "Will you name me Dan?"
    Me: "I hereby name you Dan."

    • @arslullaby9174
      @arslullaby9174 7 років тому +27

      Nastassja Riemermann i wake up fine and dan day

    • @lunatheworld
      @lunatheworld 7 років тому +6

      but then by the time i find it handy to rip my heart apart and start planning my crash landing

    • @andreaviloria3021
      @andreaviloria3021 7 років тому +1

      i go up up up up up to ceiling

    • @twentyoneheros3736
      @twentyoneheros3736 7 років тому

      Then I feel my soul start leaving

    • @tabithasegree3067
      @tabithasegree3067 7 років тому +2

      Nastassja Riemermann that's exactly what I was thinking.

  • @juyomilover
    @juyomilover 6 років тому +145

    Dan: We are constantly terrified
    Me: T-E-R-R-I-F-I-E-D

    • @grossitsjeremy
      @grossitsjeremy 5 років тому +2

      I'm here in spirit and sarcastic comments
      that’s okay i didn’t need to not cry today

    • @savvy9231
      @savvy9231 5 років тому +4

      P L E A S E S T O P

    • @summer7671
      @summer7671 5 років тому +17

      “the rain,” tyler says.
      josh nods, slowly.
      “it’s like...” tyler pauses, searching for the word.
      “crisper,” josh says.

    • @kylefletchers6366
      @kylefletchers6366 5 років тому +5

      OF WHATS ARoUnd tHe cORNEr

    • @oranjaes
      @oranjaes 4 роки тому +1

      it was the summer of 2001 I SAW YOU ON THE MUSIC LIVESTREAM THINGY

  • @thisisntlindsey5869
    @thisisntlindsey5869 7 років тому +649

    "We're all terrified"
    *i sCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM CAUSE WE'RE TERRIFIED OF WHATS AROUND THE CORNER*

    • @daniellagold2739
      @daniellagold2739 7 років тому +7

      DanielDreamX *WE STAY IN PLACE CAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO LOOSE OUR LIVES. SO LETS THINK OF SOMETHING BETTER*

    • @olivia36341
      @olivia36341 7 років тому +1

      WE STAY IN PLACE CAUSE WE DONT WANNA LOSE OUR LIVES

    • @hannahwoolley4322
      @hannahwoolley4322 7 років тому

      DanielDreamX WE STAY IN PLACE CAUSE WE DONT WANT TO LOSE OUR LIVES

    • @KDJH6
      @KDJH6 7 років тому +1

      DanielDreamX THE FOREST FLASHBACKS. JOSH IS REAL. NOOOOOOO

    • @galaxy_nerd9385
      @galaxy_nerd9385 7 років тому +1

      WhoPickledGerard you must be imagining things remember josh isn't real

  • @sisinikkole2183
    @sisinikkole2183 7 років тому +1876

    plot twist: the water was actually vodka.

  • @sowonkim4806
    @sowonkim4806 7 років тому +206

    ice skating?
    ...... cAN YOU HEAR MY HEARTBEAT?

    • @4manflawlessround426
      @4manflawlessround426 7 років тому +10

      Renn Meows TIRED OF FEELING NEVER ENOUGHHHH

    • @riverh8482
      @riverh8482 7 років тому +6

      Amethyst Starr I cLoSe mY eYeS aNd

    • @kayalnz2198
      @kayalnz2198 7 років тому +6

      Tell myself that my dreams will come true.....

    • @4manflawlessround426
      @4manflawlessround426 7 років тому +6

      THERE’LL BE NO MORE DARKNESS WHEN YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF YOU ARE UNSTOPPABLE

    • @Hanahane199
      @Hanahane199 7 років тому +5

      DONT STOP US NOW THE MOMENT OF TRUTH WE WERE BORN TO SHIP VICTURI

  • @bub369
    @bub369 7 років тому +506

    “Just plain ol’ tap juice”
    -Daniel, 2k17
    Also Dan I think you just ruined water for everyone “let’s get wet *SLURP*”

  • @lunas5022
    @lunas5022 7 років тому +639

    Dan has fully embraced his curls and I couldn't be more proud of my son

    • @danablumenthal9036
      @danablumenthal9036 7 років тому +8

      Lulaye OG their honestly hot tho

    • @lunas5022
      @lunas5022 7 років тому +14

      hello internet my name is Sean that is my son you are talking about you troublemaking hooligan

    • @genuinetrash8449
      @genuinetrash8449 7 років тому +5

      Lulaye OG now phil needs to wear his glasses

    • @amazingnatalie
      @amazingnatalie 7 років тому +5

      he's our
      son
      daddy
      lord & savior
      meme
      type
      thing

    • @amazingnatalie
      @amazingnatalie 7 років тому +4

      he's our
      son
      daddy
      lord & savior
      meme
      type
      thing

  • @renadams8144
    @renadams8144 7 років тому +722

    "Let's get wet" -Dan 2017😂

    • @swiishy_
      @swiishy_ 6 років тому

      i don't want to ruin the 666 likes-

  • @bridget8677
    @bridget8677 7 років тому +281

    Heather is the Queen Bee

    • @fionamccloskey6701
      @fionamccloskey6701 7 років тому +12

      WholesomeBaguette HEATHER CHANDLER

    • @fionamccloskey6701
      @fionamccloskey6701 7 років тому +4

      Tina Belcher is the best FIRST OF ALL YOUR USERNAME SPEAKS THE TRUTH AND SECOND OF ALL YESSSS

    • @bridget8677
      @bridget8677 7 років тому +2

      Tina Belcher is the best Lmao I also love your username

    • @jessicadarling6418
      @jessicadarling6418 7 років тому +7

      she is a *mythic BITCH*

    • @0hheckles133
      @0hheckles133 7 років тому +8

      WholesomeBaguette
      "WELL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW!"

  • @mackenziemays8760
    @mackenziemays8760 5 років тому +189

    7:13 to 7:21 makes SO much more sense now

    • @adrianugh4689ehr
      @adrianugh4689ehr 4 роки тому +6

      t1red boi aaaaaa yes I understand

    • @emilykalunga3510
      @emilykalunga3510 4 роки тому +49

      "You can interpret that in a bunch of different ways and frankly, all of them would be true" HE GAVE US HINTS WHICH WE IGNORED. INGORED LIKE THE FOOLS WE ARE

    • @alexiapri
      @alexiapri 4 роки тому +8

      @@emilykalunga3510 lol who ignored them. Idk bout you but people decidedly did NOT ignore them

    • @idontknowwhattonamemyselfd9284
      @idontknowwhattonamemyselfd9284 4 роки тому +2

      I thought I was the only one who noticed, I've been on a hunt to find a comment about it

  • @gbcaro42
    @gbcaro42 7 років тому +406

    Wow, i was about to go to bed, well FUCK THAT

  • @lanac2970
    @lanac2970 7 років тому +682

    Internet daddy helping people over the world so proud

    • @cab1stborn
      @cab1stborn 7 років тому

      Skatie Who is he helping?

    • @sillymonk3y
      @sillymonk3y 7 років тому +2

      AmazingRamon BakA

    • @uwuvashi
      @uwuvashi 7 років тому +9

      our oppa who helps the world.

    • @cab1stborn
      @cab1stborn 7 років тому

      ***** He's pushing an anti Trump agenda, I'd say he's not helping people who face assault in the face of their beliefs.

    • @cab1stborn
      @cab1stborn 7 років тому

      Shouldn't he be inclusive? He is kind of exposing himself to millions of children... these views are incredibly toxic to American society.

  • @vivian761
    @vivian761 7 років тому +1199

    Math homework or 12 minutes of Dan?
    I have priorities

    • @powerlesscarina578
      @powerlesscarina578 7 років тому +1

      a potato so i watched this video 1237 times

    • @vivian761
      @vivian761 7 років тому +2

      powerlesscarina You have made the Phandom proud

    • @powerlesscarina578
      @powerlesscarina578 7 років тому +1

      a potato thank you, thank you😇

    • @natalietaylor4712
      @natalietaylor4712 7 років тому +4

      SAME

    • @stickbugg_
      @stickbugg_ 7 років тому +2

      a potato I have a qoutev and my friends pfp is that same one just saying xD

  • @magickris7237
    @magickris7237 6 років тому +396

    Drinking Game(Water Only Please):
    1 shot for every person
    3 for the Trump emails
    2 for the long words
    4 for Angry Tangerine Dad
    1 for every curse
    Have Fun And Stay Wet
    Not like that creep
    *G Note*
    Not Sorry

  • @molly-10367
    @molly-10367 7 років тому +688

    There are now more Internet Support Groups than Phil is not on fires

  • @christinaaaaah
    @christinaaaaah 7 років тому +327

    Heather pulled some Tyler Joseph cryptic shit 😂

  • @dabhowlter3078
    @dabhowlter3078 7 років тому +189

    this video has exposed me to so many things. im terrified

  • @em.lavender
    @em.lavender 7 років тому +118

    The amount of people who translated this video though

  • @ruetube
    @ruetube 7 років тому +1554

    my name is also roo (spelt differently tho)...
    what in *tarNAMEtion*

  • @adeline4060
    @adeline4060 7 років тому +1459

    WHEN ONE OF YIUR BEST FRIENDS SEND THE BEE MOVIE IN MORSE CODE AND MAKES THEIR NAME HEATHER IT MAKES YOU SO PROUD

    • @adeline4060
      @adeline4060 7 років тому +57

      and they aren't in Canada btw

    • @India.H
      @India.H 7 років тому +27

      Adeline K. we guessed. Canada is like a giant spa but with bears and wolves to the rest of the world.

    • @sarahwoolery5968
      @sarahwoolery5968 7 років тому +77

      when your best friend lied to you and said they did

    • @EM-ox7tk
      @EM-ox7tk 7 років тому +25

      Heather? like the musical/movie. If so, step into my candy store

    • @tifafan
      @tifafan 7 років тому +3

      TheSparklingGymnast I love you now

  • @isabella7157
    @isabella7157 7 років тому +520

    when you sent Dan an email and he doesn't read it *cries myself to sleep*

    • @astridway4240
      @astridway4240 7 років тому +1

      Isabella Arias 😭

    • @Mylittleponygirl447
      @Mylittleponygirl447 7 років тому

      Isabella Arias rip

    • @sethesteem
      @sethesteem 7 років тому

      Isabella Arias sammmeeee

    • @yawnboye2480
      @yawnboye2480 7 років тому +9

      Isabella Arias There are thousands of rabid teenage girls writing to him so it's like trying to win the lottery at this point

    • @angrymullet-yf4zo
      @angrymullet-yf4zo 7 років тому

      Isabella Arias same

  • @kymadu2004
    @kymadu2004 5 років тому +94

    This was the start of curly Dan....

  • @marymoore63
    @marymoore63 7 років тому +91

    "because I'm fine
    this is internet support group 9
    that was an unintentional rhyme
    I want to die"
    ~Daniel Howell 2017 :)

  • @catcheek7761
    @catcheek7761 7 років тому +534

    How did that girl how a boyfriend and they have been saying for 2 years at 14. When I was 14 I was trying to learn how to be a functioning member of life

    • @fjakjcwjcjjwjcch
      @fjakjcwjcjjwjcch 3 роки тому +1

      I was basically having a depressive episode for half my fourteenth year (my birthday is in december and it lasted from february to august)
      That wasn't a fun year

    • @kaitlyngriffin5999
      @kaitlyngriffin5999 3 роки тому +1

      Im 17 and I'm still struggling

  • @NavithB
    @NavithB 7 років тому +258

    Dan is probs drinking Vodka

  • @nixiebear6059
    @nixiebear6059 6 років тому +275

    Makes a Australian joke to a kiwi......
    Bad idea dan bad idea it's like calling a calling a Canadian American.

    • @stairwaytoheaven6169
      @stairwaytoheaven6169 6 років тому +13

      Lol everytime I watch this video I get triggered when I hear that. NEW ZEALAND AND AUSTRALIA ARE DIFFERENT COUNTRYS😂😂

    • @yourboysam8609
      @yourboysam8609 4 роки тому +2

      @@stairwaytoheaven6169 LMAO same

  • @genevievemoore7910
    @genevievemoore7910 7 років тому +378

    Who could barely handle the part where the Canadian trolled dan in Morse code omg 😂😂

    • @e3510
      @e3510 7 років тому +1

      Me 😂

    • @alyssamuustdie4639
      @alyssamuustdie4639 7 років тому +7

      MOORE Vlogs I'm Canadian and that sounds like something anyone I'd know would do.

    • @penne6119
      @penne6119 7 років тому +1

      alyssarelatable same lol

    • @somehowsnake7370
      @somehowsnake7370 7 років тому +1

      I think I'm crying

    • @DiamondDanceCovers
      @DiamondDanceCovers 7 років тому +3

      KPOP/EXO/BTS/GOT7/BIGBANG /VIXX/MONSTAX/SUPERJUNIOR omg kpop fan,best name ever

  • @bridget8677
    @bridget8677 7 років тому +1317

    *A month without uploading...*

    • @ohitsaj3180
      @ohitsaj3180 7 років тому +68

      he comes back with a tag

    • @Angie-so2qj
      @Angie-so2qj 7 років тому +59

      TheLegend27 That no one even tagged him in

    • @gspiderstudios
      @gspiderstudios 7 років тому +57

      TheLegend27 Hes not a challenge to drag

    • @megsval
      @megsval 7 років тому +54

      So prepare for an attack

    • @notnothing9926
      @notnothing9926 7 років тому +44

      You missed a line, Aneeza

  • @alysacyr1539
    @alysacyr1539 7 років тому +423

    I heard bee movie and turned to my mom and said "ya like jazz" and she asked my "are you watching fire Dan again" I said sure.

    • @orbitalpudding3420
      @orbitalpudding3420 7 років тому +15

      Emo Freak "fire Dan"

    • @mistykat3137
      @mistykat3137 7 років тому +8

      your mom is gr8

    • @wommiez
      @wommiez 7 років тому +2

      danny fire

    • @CharlieR02
      @CharlieR02 7 років тому +3

      Emo Freak I ask people if they like jazz all the time, no one understands me

    • @aloiysa
      @aloiysa 7 років тому +2

      Emo Freak fire dan

  • @neojasmine3907
    @neojasmine3907 6 років тому +48

    Randy, i got you a name.
    "Rainy"
    Rainy Day.
    Has a nice ring to it

  • @ciera4935
    @ciera4935 7 років тому +2877

    "Let's get wet."
    - Dan Howell 2017

    • @ciera4935
      @ciera4935 7 років тому +17

      why, thank you
      *takes a bow*

    • @ShelbySeng
      @ShelbySeng 7 років тому +44

      I swear that's vodka and Dan's lying to us

    • @slaydaddy6057
      @slaydaddy6057 7 років тому +1

      Shelby is Meg SAME

    • @firstcanonkill1767
      @firstcanonkill1767 7 років тому +3

      He realised before he cut to the next bit look at his face. XD

    • @staylushmsp1547
      @staylushmsp1547 7 років тому +1

      i eat children for breakfast
      Ur username.
      BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

  • @cinnamonapricot3143
    @cinnamonapricot3143 7 років тому +1433

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT DAN SAID HE'S AN EXPERIENCED BOY AND THAT YOU COULD TAKE THAT MANY WAYS AND THEY"D ALL BE TRUE

  • @liviaaa1390
    @liviaaa1390 7 років тому +667

    "Speed skating not that anime shit" EXcuSE Me DONt InSULt mY SPorT

  • @charlotterhodes395
    @charlotterhodes395 6 років тому +56

    "If I'm feeling fine...or not..."
    WAIT...this happened in March, it all makes senses now

  • @Annie-kj4kf
    @Annie-kj4kf 7 років тому +731

    Randy: if your middle name isn't too weird use that. It won't offend ur parents because u r still using the name they gave u.

    • @Emilia-hj5xw
      @Emilia-hj5xw 7 років тому +6

      I don't get the problem with his real name plz explain ????

    • @platypusnoiz93
      @platypusnoiz93 7 років тому +6

      Go to Urban Dictionary and type in Randy.

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  7 років тому +134

      this is a solid af bit of advice here annie you get a medal

    • @spaghetticorgi
      @spaghetticorgi 7 років тому +4

      HE HAS SPOKEN!

    • @psychochris
      @psychochris 7 років тому +5

      Oh wow. A ghost.

  • @shutterbuggeraj2167
    @shutterbuggeraj2167 7 років тому +166

    Dan: "I'm going to grab some more 'water'..."

  • @Ambipie
    @Ambipie 7 років тому +823

    i love how dan opened a spam from china and kept it in the video

  • @keegan6448
    @keegan6448 4 роки тому +31

    teacher: who’s your hero?
    me: heather, 18, Canada

  • @littleshroom3274
    @littleshroom3274 7 років тому +1981

    I love how British people say been...
    *B E A N*

    • @shapelessblob7725
      @shapelessblob7725 7 років тому +17

      Oh sheet I do pronounce it like that

    • @littleshroom3274
      @littleshroom3274 7 років тому +2

      Katelyn Fong how about yes

    • @olix3443
      @olix3443 7 років тому +17

      i have spent 5 minutes saying been trying to find the difference between "bin" and "bean" what have you done to me

    • @littleshroom3274
      @littleshroom3274 7 років тому +1

      ughitstaliyah I'm sorry

    • @holly8428
      @holly8428 7 років тому +4

      MinosaurChicken Isn'tASpy why how do we say it?

  • @retropolis_fae
    @retropolis_fae 7 років тому +543

    *"* Well, whether it's Trump, boob silicone or parents, there we go, I guess. You guys are my audience, I'm here for you, and, in a way, I suppose this does reflect the world that we live in. Dear God. *"*
    *-Daniel Howell, 2017*

  • @pianocovers6839
    @pianocovers6839 7 років тому +533

    Anyone wanna bet that "Dans Water" is actually vodka 😂

  • @chelsealynnjones5984
    @chelsealynnjones5984 7 років тому +34

    "Your parents are just people who had sex"
    I've gone 21 years, until now, without ever actually realizing that. Thank you, Dan.
    But you also reminded me to refill my water so.. thank you, Dan.

  • @debbied2705
    @debbied2705 7 років тому +242

    the dude who made the painting should slowly kinda become friends with the person and wait for like their crushes bday and give it to them

    • @daniellagold2739
      @daniellagold2739 7 років тому +1

      Blurryface! at the disco 1st ❤ the username 2nd OMG 😱 that's a really good idea

    • @beaniebaby7590
      @beaniebaby7590 7 років тому

      Nico di Angelo love your name ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @poppydun1314
      @poppydun1314 7 років тому +2

      Blurryface! at the disco UsErNaMe I LOVE IT

    • @cheeserice366
      @cheeserice366 7 років тому +5

      Blurryface! at the disco look at my comments lmao xx

    • @rubyrose3977
      @rubyrose3977 7 років тому

      I need to know

  • @oliviamar2899
    @oliviamar2899 7 років тому +562

    has anyone else noticed Dan's fans ages are no longer only 12 and 14 gosh fucking bless the fandom isn't as bad as it was 2 years ago,

    • @abbiesweeney7298
      @abbiesweeney7298 7 років тому +21

      Liv Marr mar what's wrong with the fans being young, not all young fans are demonic phannies jeez

    • @_b_e_a_n_s_
      @_b_e_a_n_s_ 7 років тому +1

      Liv Marr mar I'm 13 ;-;

    • @keyshaj4167
      @keyshaj4167 7 років тому +5

      Liv Marr mar smh i'm 11

    • @HobisWorld
      @HobisWorld 7 років тому +6

      Liv Marr mar I'm 20 woot woot

    • @lotus4972
      @lotus4972 7 років тому +27

      I'm 37
      No regrets

  • @isla5669
    @isla5669 7 років тому +963

    is no one gonna talk about the fact someone called him experienced with boys and he said that whatever way we interpret it it would be true? how are the phandom not all over that i'm like so confused

    • @McEvoyroisin
      @McEvoyroisin 7 років тому +53

      I got that too I don't know how that wasn't the biggest deal ever

    • @guso.2587
      @guso.2587 6 років тому +76

      they said he was an experienced BOY.
      sorry

    • @cutepurplestar
      @cutepurplestar 6 років тому +10

      Omg why wasn't this blown up seriously?!

    • @islagordon1989
      @islagordon1989 6 років тому +2

      My names Isla tooooooooo

    • @daniraine9250
      @daniraine9250 6 років тому

      Broski I was thinking the same thing

  • @Jasmine-uq6pu
    @Jasmine-uq6pu 6 років тому +55

    When you check the captions and there is 30+ different languages 😂

  • @feeftje
    @feeftje 7 років тому +470

    "Write them down in the *_comments_*"
    What was that about?

    • @anyaslife1
      @anyaslife1 7 років тому +6

      YayFee dunno but I liked it

    • @dvxlia
      @dvxlia 7 років тому +1

      YayFee ikr

    • @sannehuisman4158
      @sannehuisman4158 7 років тому +52

      YayFee he said description if you watch his mouth closely. Instead of refilming it he just did that

    • @chocolate9747
      @chocolate9747 7 років тому +162

      He said 'description' instead of comments because he's a living, breathing fail with legs

    • @sophia-nu9zr
      @sophia-nu9zr 7 років тому +1

      Leah Carty jesus lmaoo

  • @alliedafoe8607
    @alliedafoe8607 7 років тому +537

    Proud of my fellow Canadians for trolling Dan in this video. May the maple syrup in our veins continue to fuel our creativity

    • @noahross4758
      @noahross4758 7 років тому +5

      Allie Dafoe yes 🇨🇦

    • @natesternberg1196
      @natesternberg1196 7 років тому +8

      Allie Dafoe I need to learn Morse code now. There are so many good opportunities here

    • @mm-maniac5657
      @mm-maniac5657 7 років тому +2

      MAPLE SYRUP IN OUR VEINS OH MY GOD I DIED

    • @flop5041
      @flop5041 7 років тому

      Allie Dafoe THE LAND OF ICE!

    • @xvccvx4532
      @xvccvx4532 7 років тому

      Don't touch my syrup

  • @emmaandersen446
    @emmaandersen446 7 років тому +399

    That's 100% vodka. Not water.

  • @alexffionshortis7733
    @alexffionshortis7733 4 роки тому +10

    INTERNET SUPPORT GROUP 11!!!! ITS BEEN 2 YEARS

    • @laranzoinks1634
      @laranzoinks1634 4 роки тому

      dan says the best things come in 3s and 10s i don't think he'll ever do another

  • @ronan7036
    @ronan7036 7 років тому +199

    Danny boy you can fool us we all know thats Vodka, not water.

  • @lucye7342
    @lucye7342 7 років тому +267

    "Yuri on ice, maybe all of your problems will MELT away"
    ...
    ....
    .....
    ......
    .......
    ........
    Exit Stage right Daniel

    • @frogandtoady
      @frogandtoady 7 років тому +2

      Like all the snow in Maryland because weathermen are terrible people who get our hopes up.

  • @graciehancock7749
    @graciehancock7749 7 років тому +685

    BRAVO HEATHER FROM CANADA YOU ARE ALL OF OUR HEROES

    • @heathermcneil1255
      @heathermcneil1255 7 років тому +41

      thank you i try

    • @millafox8237
      @millafox8237 7 років тому +10

      oh fucking god it's you ^^

    • @pipinacarathanasis
      @pipinacarathanasis 7 років тому +8

      Gracie the Penguin it's moments like these I am proud to be Canadian

    • @mirandaaddison8610
      @mirandaaddison8610 7 років тому +8

      not all hero's wear capes

    • @mo56878
      @mo56878 7 років тому +2

      Miranda Addison captain stress relief does 👉😉😉
      .......little fetus dan joke there......

  • @apolloscorner6011
    @apolloscorner6011 5 років тому +59

    Heather/18/Canada is the level of petty I aspire to become

  • @charawilkins2571
    @charawilkins2571 7 років тому +241

    I started choking when he said "Let's Get Wet"

    • @panicatthechemicalpilotsbo5182
      @panicatthechemicalpilotsbo5182 7 років тому +60

      you started choking on what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @isaiah8591
      @isaiah8591 7 років тому +1

      Panic! At The Chemical Pilots Boy Green Brides OMMMGG NOOOO OMG OMG OMG (|-/)

    • @Mollymon12Gaming
      @Mollymon12Gaming 7 років тому

      Panic! At The Chemical Pilots Boy Green Brides kinky

    • @tomatosoup7241
      @tomatosoup7241 7 років тому

      Panic! At The Chemical Pilots Boy Green Brides NO

    • @stellarxdeath
      @stellarxdeath 7 років тому +1

      Panic! At The Chemical Pilots Boy Green Brides EYYYYY GROSS BOI

  • @cranel5252
    @cranel5252 7 років тому +299

    "what the ever loving fuck is wrong with you"

  • @chlo8791
    @chlo8791 7 років тому +172

    i think that "water" is the reason dan sprayed deodorant in his eye

    • @skyesnowfeather2427
      @skyesnowfeather2427 6 років тому +5

      cheesyfloof That was ISP 8, actually, where he had coffee and something he spiked it with.

    • @skyesnowfeather2427
      @skyesnowfeather2427 6 років тому +3

      Nevermind, he had shots of vodka, not spiked coffee, that was 7.

  • @brendon_urie_phan_2776
    @brendon_urie_phan_2776 7 років тому +124

    I NEED THE INTERNET SUPPORT GROUP 10