Proving With DNA That I Am Very White

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  • @myriadofmadness4649
    @myriadofmadness4649 5 років тому +5981

    My friend is 100% European and, quite appropriately, her last name is White.

    • @scythescythe884
      @scythescythe884 5 років тому +235

      that's hilarious

    • @vfk5183
      @vfk5183 5 років тому +79

      Is her name very

    • @Circ00mspice
      @Circ00mspice 5 років тому +93

      My P.E. teacher is Black... Both his skin and on his I.D.

    • @nimkii-d5d
      @nimkii-d5d 5 років тому +83

      My last name is Brown and I'm Native American (canadian). Ironically, my great grandfather was Welsh and that's where I got my name lol

    • @Mike4Lifexx
      @Mike4Lifexx 5 років тому +10

      That is the literal opposite of irony.

  • @NuxTaku
    @NuxTaku 5 років тому +4552

    Did someone say "meat and potatoes"?

    • @Ok_Butterscotch1549
      @Ok_Butterscotch1549 4 роки тому +74

      Nux Taku why does this comment have so few likes?

    • @Ok_Butterscotch1549
      @Ok_Butterscotch1549 4 роки тому +33

      A S but it’s written by a UA-camr and has a heart from CDawg. I would have expected people not flock over and make this a top comment like in every other video where a big channel comments on another channels video.

    • @continualvariability3345
      @continualvariability3345 4 роки тому +17

      ZA nux was too "whoalsome" in ZE KAMENTO.
      Should have added something hentai-related

    • @taranraj.k.2810
      @taranraj.k.2810 4 роки тому +10

      He's the white Asta

    • @rev1640
      @rev1640 4 роки тому +5

      The anituber with the most annoying voice ever

  • @ninjamafia192
    @ninjamafia192 5 років тому +9478

    Does this mean Connor moving to Japan makes him the pioneer among his family?

    • @VoidStaresback
      @VoidStaresback 5 років тому +1057

      It's a rebellion.

    • @Anxious-creation
      @Anxious-creation 4 роки тому +652

      hes the difference, they will exterminate, there has been a breach in the system.

    • @lrose1310
      @lrose1310 4 роки тому +374

      He's the one who got out

    • @asdefree
      @asdefree 4 роки тому +522

      His dad will never forgive the Japanese

    • @JulesThePsion
      @JulesThePsion 4 роки тому +30

      I guess so, huh?

  • @tantalus44
    @tantalus44 4 роки тому +1303

    2000 years ago, Connor's ancestors decided that moving is too much effort.

  • @murrr1808
    @murrr1808 4 роки тому +3934

    My parents got the Asian equivalent to Connor lol. They spent hundreds of dollars to find out my dad is 100% Japanese and my mom is 100% Filipino.

    • @a2point083
      @a2point083 3 роки тому +79

      PLS😭

    • @albedox6428
      @albedox6428 3 роки тому +44

      LOL

    • @Dread_2137
      @Dread_2137 3 роки тому +442

      so u r 50/50 japanese-filipino
      perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    • @MajorlyBlue
      @MajorlyBlue 3 роки тому +49

      hello half pinoy i am full pinoy

    • @MajorlyBlue
      @MajorlyBlue 3 роки тому +43

      God I'm cringey..

  • @kitteninc4393
    @kitteninc4393 5 років тому +10551

    Connor: am I as white as I think I am??? *skin literally reflects the ring lights*

  • @alyshawilliams5199
    @alyshawilliams5199 5 років тому +2517

    Last time I was this early, Connor was still calling people as Sebastian

    • @bletrick3352
      @bletrick3352 5 років тому +39

      Alysha Williams LMAO same!!! It’s amazing since when does he have 800+k subs 😂??? I remember when he had 87k. Feels so recent but it’s been years

    • @lucid9324
      @lucid9324 5 років тому +51

      I miss those call videos so much

    • @lpscutetm
      @lpscutetm 5 років тому +3

      Alysha Williams oh gods 😂😂😂

    • @GutPoacher
      @GutPoacher 5 років тому +13

      SHIT THAT'S WHERE I KNOW HIM FROM! His videos were being recommended to me and I didn't know why. Fuck yeah

    • @t.q.quinn25
      @t.q.quinn25 5 років тому +3

      That brings back so many memories lol

  • @walnut_raisin2621
    @walnut_raisin2621 5 років тому +3502

    “Broken down by age”
    Connor: *existential crisis as the equations and numbers fly about his head*

    • @kipzonderkop1994
      @kipzonderkop1994 5 років тому +18

      That breakdown was hilarious 😂😂

    • @themello4119
      @themello4119 4 роки тому +1

      NANI!!! I only realized that jack is black....

    • @themello4119
      @themello4119 4 роки тому

      #unrelatedbuttrue ...

  • @AustinD_YT
    @AustinD_YT 4 роки тому +2255

    Connor's family: We are a people of tradition! We have always served the queen, and we will forever!
    Connor: *leaves to Japan*
    Connor's family: Years of tradition! WASTED

    • @mau6068
      @mau6068 3 роки тому +18

      Why does this have no comments but *gunshot effect*

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 3 роки тому +12

      @@mau6068 everyone drinks tea

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 3 роки тому +46

      A Welsh family supporting the Royal Family?
      *Spits*

    • @joshbentley2307
      @joshbentley2307 3 роки тому +20

      @@ls200076 ? Most of Wales supports the royal family.
      Well support is a strong word, it’s more indifference but if they had the choice they’d keep them.

    • @mariaevens8969
      @mariaevens8969 3 роки тому

      Welp, you know what they say about expanding / representing your Nation.
      It's a Huge responibility ^>^

  • @emwatchesthings
    @emwatchesthings 4 роки тому +967

    connor: i hate potatoes
    me, irish: *how dare you*

    • @philipbenhardb.velasco369
      @philipbenhardb.velasco369 4 роки тому +27

      Potatoes betrayed the Irish a while back, now is the time to fight back!

    • @godofpotatos96
      @godofpotatos96 4 роки тому +4

      me the god of potatoes:i hate my chieldren too

    • @jdjphotographynl
      @jdjphotographynl 3 роки тому +3

      At least it's comforting to know Connor will never come to Ireland for the potatoes? ;)

    • @lorcanzo2498
      @lorcanzo2498 3 роки тому +6

      @@philipbenhardb.velasco369 we forgive the potato’s don’t speak Hersey heathen

    • @user-yh7jq1iw2w
      @user-yh7jq1iw2w 3 роки тому

      I know right?

  • @idax358
    @idax358 5 років тому +1840

    The title should've been:
    Connor wastes 1 week of his life finding out he's even whiter than he thought he was

    • @terrorhorrorcryptid
      @terrorhorrorcryptid 5 років тому +113

      It says 6-8 weeks, so about a month and a half actually.

    • @MasterTurner969
      @MasterTurner969 4 роки тому

      Meow

    • @ahleenah
      @ahleenah 4 роки тому +2

      Yukki Kyouka
      I’m very sure he didn’t sit there and wait for the results all those weeks and did lot’s of other stuff instead. 1 week seems appropriate if you count together recording and editing of the video

  • @tatltael_art
    @tatltael_art 5 років тому +4743

    If you wanted to know how white you were, we could've just asked you to read "cilantro" apparently.

    • @junisvault3157
      @junisvault3157 5 років тому +152

      You realise that cilantro is a Latin word? Aka a word from a "white" language.

    • @junisvault3157
      @junisvault3157 5 років тому +60

      @UC4wtpATQmFhk6KzToGSIoJw Wow you don't know linguistics. And where did Spanish take it from? From Latin. en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cilantro

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 5 років тому +184

      @@tatltael_art Spanish is very much a white language

    • @minervasucicorbegoso2097
      @minervasucicorbegoso2097 5 років тому +165

      @@tatltael_art Spanish. The language invented by spaniards, who happen to be... Guess which race.

    • @hackerquin9490
      @hackerquin9490 4 роки тому +40

      @@junisvault3157 take a minute to realise what you just said... Latin is stereotypically a "white language" you say? Mhmm, okay, then, please take a look at the words "Latino" and "Latina". Please, take a good, long look at these words and the people they're associated with. I'll wait... Oh, as well as, now, you're gonna have to follow me on this one, think about Latin America, which, is in fact South & Central America (most of actually, I believe some parts aren't considered Latin but whatever), Cuba, Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama, Costa Rica, Puerto Rico, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, and so forth. Now, do you know what languages are primarily spoken in these areas? _Spanish and Portuguese_ . it ain't that hard toots. Put the pieces together.

  • @latishavivian8673
    @latishavivian8673 5 років тому +1567

    Connor: *spits* "This is so gross, sorry to my editor"
    Editor: *THIS IS MY KINK BRO*

  • @dialinglewis
    @dialinglewis 4 роки тому +5652

    Me when i'm 1% italian and 1% japanese
    *I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream.*

  • @Prizzlesticks
    @Prizzlesticks 4 роки тому +139

    So two years ago, I bought 23 and Me as a birthday gift for my sister, because she's always wanted to do a DNA test, and I have a spit phobia and wanted to see the health statistics for fun. Win-win.
    But we also found our long lost half sister, and she's a hoot. :D We reunited her with our dad, which is cool because her birth mum kinda snubbed her. And then just last month, my mom's first cousin reached out to my sister to ask about my mom, who was adopted. So now my mom might have the opportunity to meet her birth mom. It's kind of nice because her sister died last year, and she was kind of the last of our immediate family for my mum. So making new connections was pretty great, timing wise.
    But yeah, we're so fuckin' white. Uuuuh, no surprise there.

  • @CDawgVA
    @CDawgVA  5 років тому +1387

    I think it's going to say I'm white
    Just found out we call Cilantro Coriander in the UK. I love that shit.

  • @carterscorner4519
    @carterscorner4519 5 років тому +1055

    At least his family has now left the UK, as he's in japan.

    • @lordofuzkulak8308
      @lordofuzkulak8308 5 років тому +133

      Carter's Corner won't count unless he has a kid with a local. ;)

    • @squidsquad9460
      @squidsquad9460 5 років тому +52

      @Lord of Uzkulak
      Oh no

    • @sweeta.i8655
      @sweeta.i8655 4 роки тому +3

      @@squidsquad9460
      O yes :)

    • @aureliuszeta3037
      @aureliuszeta3037 4 роки тому +3

      @@lordofuzkulak8308 Half weeb babies?!

    • @Ammy-q4w
      @Ammy-q4w 4 роки тому +21

      I love how anime was necessary to get someone from his family tree out of the U.K

  • @kia-yj3vp
    @kia-yj3vp 5 років тому +832

    15 minutes of conner being insecure about him being white

    • @Cosmicfraud3209
      @Cosmicfraud3209 4 місяці тому +1

      What's wrong with being 100 percent white? We are all humans I met a girl who was disappointed she was 99 percent Ghanaian pure black it is kinda sad it's like homogenous people think they are boring including some chineses as well

  • @jessical4866
    @jessical4866 3 роки тому +49

    The alcohol flush is something common in Asians when drinking. Apparently, when he drinks, my brother gets really red and looks way more wasted than he should.

  • @lilybird5803
    @lilybird5803 3 роки тому +105

    My friend who's half white and half Japanese and Very Patriotic about Japan, found out he's only 10% Japanese and actually 20% Korean, 7% Chinese and 5% Philipino. They literally don't know where the other Asians came from 😅😅
    Im half Mexican and half Japanese but we have like no records on our Japanese family, and the Mexican side is super mixed from blonde blue eyes to black curly hair and dark skin/eyes, I'm extremely curious how all of that would break down in my genes 😅

    • @guillermocarranza451
      @guillermocarranza451 3 роки тому +11

      Probably some type of Amerindian tribe from whichever part of Mexico combined with some European more likely than not Spanish usually from Andalucía and if you family came from eastern Mexico it’s likely that there is some African mixed in there from the slave trade and there could also be some Arabic Lebanese from the huge migrant waves in the early 20th century as for the Japanese there’s been small quantities of them entering the country since the 19th century but it’s also difficult to track due to how quick they were absorbed culturally into Mexican culture. In summary this is why we just say we are mestizos

    • @Pavlinka__
      @Pavlinka__ 3 роки тому

      Your friend is Yakuza character! Everyone is Korean there. Fun.

    • @KHOiloveromeo
      @KHOiloveromeo Рік тому

      Anything to do with Japanese occupation of Korea and China? 😬

  • @braydon4627
    @braydon4627 5 років тому +1477

    Connor: Will this prove I am the whitest man alive
    Me: laughs in albino

    • @svimarie6844
      @svimarie6844 4 роки тому +46

      Braydon Oh same, I’m albino too, lol.

    • @Angel-de4er
      @Angel-de4er 4 роки тому +48

      Being albino is cheating

    • @aleygator
      @aleygator 4 роки тому +6

      Solmarie솔마리 your pic tho........ sorry what that is not albino

    • @quidditch1991
      @quidditch1991 4 роки тому +34

      @@aleygator their profile pic is Lay/ Zhang Yixing

    • @alianar.d.8724
      @alianar.d.8724 4 роки тому +15

      @@aleygator Their pfp isn't even them? lmao

  • @1DMapler18
    @1DMapler18 5 років тому +571

    "I can speak fluent Welsh"
    So when are you gonna do a video all in Welsh then? 😏

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 5 років тому +23

      There was a video where he spoke it briefly, I think it was one where he answered questions

    • @1DMapler18
      @1DMapler18 5 років тому

      @@klg9549 ooh 😏😏😏

    • @lmnop29
      @lmnop29 5 років тому +3

      @@klg9549 sauce?

    • @zandkingdom
      @zandkingdom 5 років тому

      @@klg9549 Oh, which video?

    • @imnotokaywiththis4354
      @imnotokaywiththis4354 4 роки тому +1

      @@klg9549 sauce?

  • @leobasketcase2986
    @leobasketcase2986 5 років тому +3229

    Connor: *so British*
    also Connor: *thinks the Boston Tea Party was in the 1800s*

    • @7stormycat206
      @7stormycat206 4 роки тому +14

      😂

    • @Spookspek
      @Spookspek 4 роки тому +330

      He may not concern himself with uproar in the colonies.

    • @JoeMama-zz9hd
      @JoeMama-zz9hd 4 роки тому +206

      american history isn’t really that detailed and is barely discussed in european history classes.

    • @ahleenah
      @ahleenah 4 роки тому +79

      That just confirms his British-ness

    • @khinzaw77
      @khinzaw77 4 роки тому +7

      @gary, come home He in fact said 1800s specifically. 0:40

  • @cyc2671
    @cyc2671 3 роки тому +88

    Conner is one of the only people who can say I’m 100% white bread

  • @nyxxrodriguez207
    @nyxxrodriguez207 4 роки тому +254

    THE WAY HE SAID CILANTRODKSKJDN its ok it must be hard living a life eating only potatoes with no seasoning so i understand

    • @jemmaevans9590
      @jemmaevans9590 3 роки тому +24

      That's because we call it coriander here 😂 Also the "no seasoning" is literally comedic, the British were colonialists and pillaged spices from many places... Hence the love for Indian cooking here 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @sylvia_brown
      @sylvia_brown 3 роки тому +6

      @@jemmaevans9590 we call the seeds coriander but the leaves and stems cilantro coming from the Spanish word. So interesting 🤧🤷‍♀️

    • @camin7307
      @camin7307 3 роки тому +1

      As a Mexican, I am very surprised to hear how he pronounced it.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 3 роки тому

      @@jemmaevans9590 in fairness we traded a lot when we wanted more than a sample because how else could we learn the secrets and make them our own? Then if it was a regional thing trade became mandatory so we aligned with a convenient local faction who would sell to us reliably.
      Any British pillaging was more of a “friendly” warning for the factions that refused to trade andcc C was mostly done via empowering and enriching the ones who would cooperate with us.
      You win the game of empires by encouraging cooperation not by making everyone despise you.
      The guilt tripping and pushback mostly happened “recently” due to holding irresponsible people in power for too long, withdrawing the stabilising force of a major trade &military entity from fractious regions (international trade equivalent of what we did to our own fishing/steel/mining/port industries) or simply by backing out of regions we could no longer afford to maintain presence in after 10 years of the most brutal wars in history and the associated massive debts and loss of infrastructure/sea-power

  • @artistontheinternet
    @artistontheinternet 5 років тому +859

    “I think I hate potatoes!”
    Jack septic eye: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @ChrisStuart911
      @ChrisStuart911 5 років тому +31

      Lol I was thinking the same thing!
      And it said he was also partially Irish as well I was like "How do you hate potatoes? You're Irish!"

    • @iamsonia-nevermind8366
      @iamsonia-nevermind8366 5 років тому +10

      Little potato man: *Sad potato noises*

  • @lunarkat7323
    @lunarkat7323 5 років тому +825

    The way he pronounced "cilantro" with a "cuh" sound instead of a "suh" 😂😂

    • @YuyuHakurei
      @YuyuHakurei 5 років тому +71

      You can't get whiter than that. xD

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 5 років тому +118

      they know it as coriander in the rest of the english speaking world. not sure why the americans adopted the spanish name instead, but hey lol
      also, cilantro is delicious

    • @cathy6656
      @cathy6656 5 років тому +37

      I was crying when he was like what is this and failing the pronunciation so hard lmao

    • @ericaw528
      @ericaw528 5 років тому +20

      @@BothHands1 nah, coriander is the seed of the plant cilantro grows on. Coriander is amazing, cilantro tastes like soap that's been up a butt crack.

    • @winterrenala2369
      @winterrenala2369 5 років тому +12

      @@BothHands1 I'm guessing it's because Mexican cuisine and culture is also prevalent in the rest of the Americas? Just a guess, though. ^^ Either way, it is delicious! I especially love it in salsa. :3

  • @HirayaMayari
    @HirayaMayari 5 років тому +1787

    I'm only 21 and I feel so weary from life already... 🤣

    • @Feet570
      @Feet570 4 роки тому +30

      Mira Cotierre I’m 17, me too ToT

    • @ADom0
      @ADom0 4 роки тому +6

      @@Feet570 same

    • @zhemle
      @zhemle 4 роки тому +23

      I'll be 18 and july
      But i feel older than my gradma 😂

    • @iclaimthisname9767
      @iclaimthisname9767 4 роки тому +7

      What a mood

    • @iclaimthisname9767
      @iclaimthisname9767 4 роки тому +4

      @@zhemle Same! When's your birthday? Mine is the 7th

  • @spacialboy3883
    @spacialboy3883 4 роки тому +148

    conner: "i'm one of the whitest people alive"
    conan o'brien: *laughs in 100% irish*

  • @stefanobarbon
    @stefanobarbon 4 роки тому +94

    connor: i have a neanderthal ancestry
    guys, we should of seen the clues

  • @kirayuu1694
    @kirayuu1694 5 років тому +397

    We all saw this coming didn't we. Connor taking A DNA test just to prove he isn't Sebastian.😌😏😏😏

    • @Arcanua
      @Arcanua 5 років тому +7

      idk my friend, I'm pretty sure they can't tell if you're a demon or not. ;3

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 5 років тому +1

      310

  • @PAWTeamUnited
    @PAWTeamUnited 5 років тому +305

    Yes connor We can see that

  • @ashes7282
    @ashes7282 5 років тому +3290

    2% Russian
    5% Japanese
    I think we have found Victor and Yuri’s true son 😂

  • @ghostofjfk
    @ghostofjfk 4 роки тому +44

    I was 70% Scandinavian and 30% Celtic (England mainly). To the brave viking that traveled across sea to England and stayed there until my parents moved to canada, my heart goes out to you 🥺🤙

  • @zaidsyed8187
    @zaidsyed8187 3 роки тому +227

    Neanderthals weren't actually stupid. (I'm going to take this a whole lot more seriously than I really should so prepare yourself)
    According to the data we've accumulated thus far, Homo sapiens neanderthalensis were a whole lot smarter, not to mention stronger, than our Homo sapiens sapiens ancestors that coexisted with them until around 40 thousand years ago. Sure, we H. s. sapiens got the edge on them today, but the only reason this is the case is entirely due to the gradual and over-time social evolution of our species through language and socialization. Also, we have Neanderthals to thank, for there is genetic evidence that through the interbreeding of the Eurasian/Asian modern human species and the Neanderthals, we were able to adapt better to the climate and thus survive, allowing for the races and ethnic identities that include Europeans, Native American groups, and Asian peoples to exist today whose ancestry traces back to the ancient European H. s. sapiens.

    • @ghazanjazz8689
      @ghazanjazz8689 3 роки тому +11

      Cool, cool, us Africans were just going about and chillin in our own Continent, so interesting to see relation of euro asia

    • @porcorosso4330
      @porcorosso4330 3 роки тому +3

      Exactly, I think Africans a feeling a little left out.

    • @GutsEnthusiast
      @GutsEnthusiast 3 роки тому +7

      @@ghazanjazz8689 us Europeans having a war between human species while Africans were just chilling and going along with their business🤣 kind of funny to think about.

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 3 роки тому +2

      @@GutsEnthusiast both advantage and disadvantage, with socialization with other races we can get some knowledge of the other, thus making the people come up with improvements

  • @lureyas
    @lureyas 5 років тому +673

    connor: "celiac disease. wow, i'm gonna die"
    me, someone who has celiac: Blank Staring Into The Void

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 років тому +64

      His morbidity was just rather hilarious :) Every two seconds it was "I'm going to die, this is going to kill me".

    • @saltmomtmissad8384
      @saltmomtmissad8384 5 років тому +57

      I imagine seeing a list of diseases and conditions with no description just your likelihood is really scare looking. "Celiac disease" just *sounds* terrifying

    • @squidsquad9460
      @squidsquad9460 5 років тому +9

      same here I make this face😑😑

    • @ollysundeiy
      @ollysundeiy 4 роки тому +17

      Caleb Hill lol it’s when you can’t eat bread bc it makes you sick (basically I mean there’s a lot more to it)

    • @Feet570
      @Feet570 4 роки тому +1

      Caleb Hill time to yahoo it

  • @kit-kat1859
    @kit-kat1859 5 років тому +668

    Connor: "People sneeze in sunlight? wtf is wrong with you??"
    Me: *sneezes* I feel personally attacked here

    • @jellybean1528
      @jellybean1528 4 роки тому +6

      Saaaameee

    • @euricoalexander9372
      @euricoalexander9372 4 роки тому +3

      Same here

    • @dum..
      @dum.. 3 роки тому +13

      I think it actually makes more sense to sneeze under the sun rather than when it's cold. Idk why

    • @TheOilDrinker
      @TheOilDrinker 3 роки тому

      ssaaaaaameeeee

    • @jerryqueer
      @jerryqueer 3 роки тому

      BECAUSE OF ALLERGIESSSS

  • @TheDemarie09
    @TheDemarie09 5 років тому +162

    A new measurement of white is “Cdawg white”

  • @stephaniem8278
    @stephaniem8278 4 роки тому +97

    If 23&me can track Connor's family to the specific area of England that he is from, then imagine his lineage if he never left the UK... Imagine, future great great grandchildren of Connor and his family take a 23&me test, and it gives them a home address. Lol

  • @ejstreams1956
    @ejstreams1956 4 роки тому +254

    Him. I ate potatos everyday
    Me whos in a irish family: foreal tho lol

    • @cestalia
      @cestalia 4 роки тому +9

      Me, Asian who eats rice everyday: Erm...

    • @justanaverageperson7336
      @justanaverageperson7336 4 роки тому +1

      @@cestalia samee

    • @Guy.B
      @Guy.B 3 роки тому +1

      Me, half Belarusian: Relatable

    • @pavelstaravoitau7106
      @pavelstaravoitau7106 3 роки тому

      @@Guy.B oh wow, I forgot other Belarusians exist outside Belarus.

  • @artsy_lain183
    @artsy_lain183 5 років тому +565

    It said “Colquhoun”, which is a Scottish clan. I’m in that clan. IM RELATED TO CONNORRR!!!

    • @VoidStaresback
      @VoidStaresback 5 років тому +107

      You can legally call him your brother or cousin

    • @artsy_lain183
      @artsy_lain183 5 років тому +79

      @@VoidStaresback That’s a little terrifying

    • @squidsquad9460
      @squidsquad9460 5 років тому +106

      Use brother when you address him and scare the crap out of him at conferences

    • @shelbyhinds161
      @shelbyhinds161 4 роки тому +5

      That's cool 👍

    • @galarstar052
      @galarstar052 4 роки тому +15

      @@artsy_lain183 or hot. Maybe both

  • @petarucchi
    @petarucchi 5 років тому +1257

    Asian’s Rice is equivalent to Connor’s Potatoes.

    • @yukiphantomhive3927
      @yukiphantomhive3927 4 роки тому +12

      Yes.

    • @ayzs786
      @ayzs786 4 роки тому +52

      As an asian I disagree, rice is amazing, so are potatoes.

    • @rescuerex7031
      @rescuerex7031 4 роки тому +32

      Rice is pretty moldable, slap anything with any kind of juice in it and the rice'll taste completely different

    • @user-ts2ny8jg9d
      @user-ts2ny8jg9d 4 роки тому +7

      In my country we literally have a food called rice and potatoes which are thinly sliced potato sheets with rice in between the layers, with seasoning etc but it's actually really good

    • @ayzs786
      @ayzs786 4 роки тому +2

      1 2 That sounds like it tastes good, what country is it from?

  • @juggalette42009
    @juggalette42009 5 років тому +173

    I CRIED WHEN YOU CALLED CILANTRO "CLINATRO" DFHGSFGSD

    • @Chrryc0la
      @Chrryc0la 4 роки тому +4

      Cactus Suitcase that’s the British in him coming out since they don’t call cilantro cilantro

    • @sansincontrol4178
      @sansincontrol4178 4 роки тому +1

      @@Chrryc0la im pretty sure we do-

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 4 роки тому +4

      @@sansincontrol4178 No. Cilantro is the American name for coriander.

    • @SoybeanInTheMilk
      @SoybeanInTheMilk 4 роки тому

      Nathan Gamble
      So? What about it?

    • @ww7271
      @ww7271 2 роки тому

      @@nathangamble125 cilantro is a Spanish word

  • @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm
    @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm 4 роки тому +97

    10 things that white people like: The idea of soccer.
    Shows image of a group of Brazilians

    • @BigAl2-u7e
      @BigAl2-u7e 3 роки тому +2

      Brazilians are like half Native Americans and half Portuguese and the Portuguese are from Europe so they're like 50% white. Close enough.

    • @baldeaglesarentbald1921
      @baldeaglesarentbald1921 3 роки тому +2

      I'm Brazilian, and this was confused-
      Majority of Brazilian "white people" are actually mixed as fuck, or they are black with white skin, native with white skin
      Go on...

    • @pia_mater
      @pia_mater 3 роки тому +2

      Brazilians don't have a specific race, some are mixed, some are white, some are black, some are asian, some are arab...

    • @baldeaglesarentbald1921
      @baldeaglesarentbald1921 3 роки тому

      @@pia_mater some are everything at the same time

    • @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm
      @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm 3 роки тому

      @oya oya I was referencing something that happened in the video mate, don't blame me for the video calling it soccer and not only am I British but I'm originally from London so of course I know that football was invented in England; again I was referencing the video, at the moment the video mentioned "The idea of football" being one of the 10 things that white people like, the video showed an image of Brazilian football fans. Maybe watch the video to get some context before calling someone dumb

  • @emzae4135
    @emzae4135 4 роки тому +32

    Connor: ..at least sprinkle some paprika in that..
    Ah yes, much spice.

  • @jeshuaavila1620
    @jeshuaavila1620 5 років тому +354

    How white is CDawg?
    A: he does not know what cilantro is lol

    • @dripdrop1111
      @dripdrop1111 5 років тому +16

      Jeshua Avila "Clinatro" 🤣

    • @HomosapienNo94628
      @HomosapienNo94628 5 років тому +9

      Do white people really not know what cilantro is? 😂

    • @superpikachu1001
      @superpikachu1001 5 років тому +68

      In Europe they call it coriander instead of cilantro

    • @chocominttea
      @chocominttea 5 років тому

      I don't even know what it is

    • @girv98
      @girv98 5 років тому +33

      We call it coriander not cilantro

  • @melpomene5192
    @melpomene5192 5 років тому +1677

    Connor: **gets freaked out by type 2 diabetes**
    Me: **Sits quietly in type 1 diabetes**
    Edit: What the heck- thank you guys so much!! I’ve never gotten this many likes before 😖💕❤️💕😭

    • @enouement4670
      @enouement4670 5 років тому +70

      ••ᗯᖇᗩTᕼ•• I hope you’re doing well! ☺️

    • @yaelr4154
      @yaelr4154 5 років тому +40

      Hope you're good :')

    • @shannonxox6914
      @shannonxox6914 5 років тому +4

      same.

    • @cutepinkyo
      @cutepinkyo 5 років тому +26

      My dad has it too...do you have to drink all of those medicine ...it looks hard hope you're doing fine

    • @melpomene5192
      @melpomene5192 5 років тому +62

      Yo it was a joke- I really appreciate the concern but it’s all good! I’ve been living with my condition for... 11-12 years now? Thank you though 😘🥰💜
      I don’t know about drinking anything though, cause type one is literally just keeping your glucose levels and ketones in check and doing insulin. Well, drinking juice boxes if you’re low is mandatory but yeah, short reply; it was hard at first but it gets easier the more you get the hang of it and a better understanding and schedule.

  • @amipancakes
    @amipancakes 5 років тому +267

    Connor: "People sneeze when they see light?"
    Me: "Yes... it helps to look at the sun when you cant sneeze..."
    Please tell me I'm not the only one here 😹

    • @Artbyemzed95
      @Artbyemzed95 5 років тому +33

      Yeah but also annoying when you step outside and its bright as you automatically sneeze

    • @diab0und
      @diab0und 5 років тому +6

      My lil sister said that she sneezes when she sees the sun. I just thought she was being a weirdo...

    • @madison2434_
      @madison2434_ 5 років тому +26

      me: sneezes because it's bright out
      my friends: are u ok?
      me: yeah it's just the sun
      my friends: look confused

    • @Adrian-qr6gk
      @Adrian-qr6gk 5 років тому +5

      I do that, is there a scientific explanation? Or is God taking a piss on us lol

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko 5 років тому

      @@Adrian-qr6gk yes, it's a reflex I can't remember the name of

  • @jello-ue2ex
    @jello-ue2ex 4 роки тому +23

    12:48 shocked to find out not everyone sneezes when they look at a bright light/sun 😂

    • @ahleenah
      @ahleenah 4 роки тому +6

      I actually didn’t even know that was a thing tbh

    • @lunamcboss6504
      @lunamcboss6504 3 роки тому +2

      Same. It usually happens when i walk outside, but if i look to closely at a lamp that can also trigger it

  • @uniikkiz
    @uniikkiz 3 роки тому +18

    Bro getting Alzheimer is not just "getting ill", you will loose all memory of your loved ones and become a walking ghost; you are stuck in mental prison and suffer everyday with no direction whatsoever :D The most horrid way to die really; especially for your loved ones.

  • @Heazza456
    @Heazza456 5 років тому +72

    I've always been curious about these but also I'm an Irish ginger, so I can pretty much tell exactly what it'd say

    • @idealicfool
      @idealicfool 4 роки тому +1

      There is some spanish ancestry in ireland though

  • @LeapIU
    @LeapIU 5 років тому +176

    Connor: "People sneeze when they see light!?, What's wrong with you?"
    Me: :(

    • @VoidStaresback
      @VoidStaresback 5 років тому +23

      Fun fact; it's actually to prevent you from going blind. Because when you sneeze you're forced to close your eyes.

    • @ashy_ink
      @ashy_ink 4 роки тому +3

      Same😔

  • @AsherIsLame
    @AsherIsLame 5 років тому +166

    "People sneeze when they see light? The f---k's wrong with you guys?"
    It's just another reason for mum to call me a vampire

    • @flamywolfie
      @flamywolfie 5 років тому +6

      More like we sneeze easier when we look at bright light.

    • @hoodlumscraggy1801
      @hoodlumscraggy1801 5 років тому +6

      No that’s not how that works when your in a not bright place then you go somewhere where it’s bright you sneeze I know because that happens to me

    • @AsherIsLame
      @AsherIsLame 5 років тому

      @@hoodlumscraggy1801 I just have really sensitive eyes so it just depends on how sensitive my eyes are that day and not the light sense dim lighting has caused me to sneeze before

    • @nimhfinitepossibilities7609
      @nimhfinitepossibilities7609 5 років тому +3

      I just say that I'm allergic to being awake.
      It's always especially bad during allergy season since my nose is already irritated by pollen.

    • @chichialmeida1680
      @chichialmeida1680 5 років тому +8

      I always sneeze when it's super bright out or if I look directly into the sun lmao. Apparently it's your body's eye sensors misinterpreting the stimuli its getting from bright light and sneezes in response. Is bonkers

  • @wolfrayne8355
    @wolfrayne8355 3 роки тому +13

    "I feel a little uncomfortable when my toenails are too long, so I could never be a hunter-gatherer." --Most British statement he has made on this channel.

  • @rhyscallinan4402
    @rhyscallinan4402 3 роки тому +16

    Conner: I am the whitest
    CallmeKevin: are you sure about that?

  • @VentisEntertainment
    @VentisEntertainment 5 років тому +439

    CDawgVA: "W-What is that?"
    Me: "Oh Cilantro"
    CDawgVA: "Clinatro wtf?"
    Me: "...Alight then lmao"

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 4 роки тому +45

      In the UK they call it coriander which confused the fuck out of me when I got a new cookbook that asked for coriander leaves because the only thing I've ever seen with coriander on it is the spice part of it

    • @user-ts2ny8jg9d
      @user-ts2ny8jg9d 4 роки тому +28

      ChesterSnap wait, coriander is cilantro???

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 4 роки тому +20

      @@user-ts2ny8jg9d yep. It's the same plant. In the UK, I guess they just refer to the entire thing as coriander and then in the US we call the overall plant coriander but we call the leaves cilantro for some reason. Chinese parsley is another name for the leaves

    • @user-ts2ny8jg9d
      @user-ts2ny8jg9d 4 роки тому +7

      ChesterSnap yeah we call the whole thing coriander here in australia too, honestly thought they were different plants

    • @TheMindofagenius1
      @TheMindofagenius1 4 роки тому +3

      I love how Cilantro has a special category in the DNA scheme of things! If it were me I'd have "HIGHLY likely to detest Cilantro, keep away at any cost" on there xD

  • @molepurr7065
    @molepurr7065 5 років тому +74

    Well, this just proves that Kermit isn't related to you, so you can keep seeing him.

  • @silver1021
    @silver1021 5 років тому +844

    I unfortunately had to dislike this, because you insulted Potatoes and my Irish sensibilities rebelled. And also the spitting (shivers in disgust). Sorry.

    • @deadboizclub9502
      @deadboizclub9502 4 роки тому +39

      Silver me too. The Irish in me heard the slightest tone of disrespect towards potatoes and went “how dare ye?”

    • @ShitGod
      @ShitGod 4 роки тому +3

      If ur Irish u call them spud correct me if I’m wrong I just said that cus JackSeptocEye aka Sean.

    • @charko4191
      @charko4191 4 роки тому

      Silver I am a Polish potato lover I eat them often without anything but as an only meal but I love potatos in various various forms I salute fellow potato Irish human

    • @SoybeanInTheMilk
      @SoybeanInTheMilk 4 роки тому +1

      char ko
      I can tell you’re unhealthy

    • @helpmytacofellontheflooran8822
      @helpmytacofellontheflooran8822 4 роки тому

      it physically hurt me when he dissed potatoes.

  • @nightspicer
    @nightspicer Рік тому +2

    Connor's the British version of PewDiePie, Felix was 100% Scandinavian

  • @demekagamine
    @demekagamine 3 роки тому +8

    Conor: "I should never dance"
    Conor a year later: * I'm gonna pole dance*

    • @andrewd578
      @andrewd578 3 роки тому

      And we saw how that went

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +284

    Connor is so white, he dates his cousin- Oh wait that’s just anime things

  • @exterminator1044
    @exterminator1044 4 роки тому +503

    Mother:it's just a cold
    Father:it's just a cold
    Doctor:it's just a cold
    Google:insert a death meme here

    • @dum..
      @dum.. 3 роки тому +7

      That's more of something I'd expect from Bing or Yahoo.

    • @mightycannon1512
      @mightycannon1512 3 роки тому

      @@dum.. believe me it suits Google more

  • @TickyTimeTom
    @TickyTimeTom 5 років тому +98

    Last time I was this early, Connor truly didn't like Yaoi.

    • @RanEncounter
      @RanEncounter 5 років тому +2

      I don't think he truly likes it still. He is just playing for the custome...I mean subscribers...

    • @TickyTimeTom
      @TickyTimeTom 5 років тому +2

      @@RanEncounter yep!! I understand where your coming from. And I do respect it. 🤗

  • @MiyaAhmed
    @MiyaAhmed 4 роки тому +3

    3:09 I can't hear that audio sample without thinking of Matt Grey and Tom Scott's park bench series

  • @boblewoble2242
    @boblewoble2242 3 роки тому +9

    Him: *waiting for his saliva to regenerate*
    Me: *think about mangoes and got unlimited saliva*

  • @gravitygrace8585
    @gravitygrace8585 5 років тому +389

    Instead of "okay, boomer", can we all agree to start saying "okay, neanderthal"?

    • @kevin55091
      @kevin55091 3 роки тому

      so i guess neanderthals(or at least some) lived where the uk now is

    • @weloniko
      @weloniko 3 роки тому

      "ok troglodyte"

  • @genericuser6874
    @genericuser6874 5 років тому +69

    People sneeze when they see light?
    Yes, I sneeze when I see the sun, after walking out of a building.

    • @YuyuHakurei
      @YuyuHakurei 5 років тому +8

      I yawn and go back to bed.

    • @madison2434_
      @madison2434_ 5 років тому

      i sneeze when i go outside and it's bright too

    • @melzay...514
      @melzay...514 5 років тому

      I get a headache >.

  • @makandcheese_7490
    @makandcheese_7490 5 років тому +225

    Conner: *pronounces cilantro*
    Me: yep he's white

    • @davidletts83
      @davidletts83 5 років тому +33

      he probably doesn't know how to pronounce it cause in the UK cilantro is called Coriander.

    • @mouserat2545
      @mouserat2545 5 років тому +14

      I've never heard _anybody anywhere_ pronounce cilantro the way he does lmfao.

    • @7stormycat206
      @7stormycat206 4 роки тому +7

      @@mouserat2545 cause he's English so it's not cilantro therefore he never heard that word before

    • @rukakoaye5368
      @rukakoaye5368 4 роки тому +2

      tf is cilantro

    • @korehais
      @korehais 4 роки тому +3

      @@davidletts83 thank u i had no idea wat cilantro was

  • @GoodVibes0-0
    @GoodVibes0-0 4 роки тому +27

    10:28 *pillar man awaken theme starts*

  • @TheWorldofRobbie
    @TheWorldofRobbie 3 роки тому +2

    Okay, so I know that this video is quite old at this point, but I just wanted Connor to know (as an anthropologist) that Neanderthals were likely just as intelligent as homo sapiens, are thought to have been less violent than homo sapiens, and we have archaeological findings to suggest that they had a profound and nuanced culture. So, be proud of that neanderthal DNA lmao.

  • @indydelaluz9301
    @indydelaluz9301 4 роки тому +120

    “DID SOMEBODY SAY MIDLIFE CRISIS? IM ONLY 23?” same.

  • @Vi-Vi-Kitty
    @Vi-Vi-Kitty 4 роки тому +121

    He's a pureblood, Harry.
    *Hisses in Mudblood*

  • @faithdorey5919
    @faithdorey5919 4 роки тому +429

    CDAWG: "What is kalantro??"
    Me: is culinary student and dying because it's pronounced cilantro (sil-an-tro)

    • @wschippr1
      @wschippr1 4 роки тому +64

      He probably knows it as coriander

    • @じゅげむ-s6b
      @じゅげむ-s6b 3 роки тому +5

      @@wschippr1 sometimes called chinese parsley

    • @lorcanzo2498
      @lorcanzo2498 3 роки тому +2

      Co ri an der

    • @jemmaevans9590
      @jemmaevans9590 3 роки тому +15

      It's coriander in the UK.

    • @AleasLittleWorld
      @AleasLittleWorld 3 роки тому +2

      I was also confused until he opened the page and then I was like no THAT IS NOT HOW U PRONOUNCE IT!!!

  • @NyxToStyx
    @NyxToStyx 3 роки тому +5

    I’d love to buy one of those tests even if they aren’t really accurate, just because there are like 5 family stories about where we‘re from.

  • @king_cynder_8615
    @king_cynder_8615 3 роки тому +2

    I have photic sneeze reflex 💀 Walking out of a dark classroom and into bright ass Australian light triggers like 3 sneezes in one go.

  • @meh.....720
    @meh.....720 5 років тому +37

    "Let's start spitting away" was genuinely waiting for Connor to spit some hot welsh rap... I'm slightly upset now 😑

  • @milen748
    @milen748 5 років тому +80

    Connor getting freaked by words he doesn't understand lmao

  • @theroyalgoat3709
    @theroyalgoat3709 5 років тому +182

    no one:
    no one soul:
    Conner: TIME TO SPIT INTO A BOTTLE TO PROVE IM WHITE

  • @keff_cb
    @keff_cb 3 роки тому +1

    Man, after watching some other videos I thought you might be 6-8 years older than me. I'm 2 years older than you, lol. I always think people are older than me, I don't know why...

  • @smktv7226
    @smktv7226 3 роки тому +1

    This is kinda funny to look back at, because it has been a meme in our raid community to instead of asking people for experience, we ask them what they think of the prius and quote the first few lines of the wikipage. Basically just to get a hot take on their sense of humor and what not

  • @Crane_feather
    @Crane_feather 5 років тому +175

    The german porn texts on the website made me cringe internally and laugh at the same time😂 good job searching for that one editor👌

    • @mony8112
      @mony8112 4 роки тому +2

      When?????

    • @nonamele6595
      @nonamele6595 4 роки тому +9

      I just realised it cause I'm rewatching a lot of the videos right now and it's like 4 am so... welp
      And I just searched in the commends if someone saw that too.
      And it's at 2:10

  • @rainewock2227
    @rainewock2227 5 років тому +75

    Nobody:
    Connor: *Proof that I am very very White*

  • @Ole_Rasmussen
    @Ole_Rasmussen 5 років тому +38

    "This doesn't make any sense whatsoever and I'm not funny" made me laugh

  • @jqa16
    @jqa16 4 роки тому +6

    i just realized connor is 1 year older than me already looking like mid 30s while me looking like 12 with mustache

  • @samueldegrandi6603
    @samueldegrandi6603 4 роки тому +4

    as a brazilian i feel really tempted to do one of these just to look at the absolute mess that the results would be

  • @VyNyLoKo6
    @VyNyLoKo6 5 років тому +27

    Damn, a truly changed man.
    He no longer liek potato

  • @voidai
    @voidai 5 років тому +34

    i lost it at him mispronouncing cilantro as "clinatro"

    • @JC98x_o
      @JC98x_o 5 років тому +1

      LMAO Jooheon's face 😂😂😂

  • @XenaFoxx
    @XenaFoxx 5 років тому +52

    Hey.....I'm one of those people that sneeze when they see light, thank you very much.

  • @koskenroller1341
    @koskenroller1341 3 роки тому +1

    Daym, i went back to this vid after the trash taste after dark and his soon to be "old" apartment looks as bare as the first trash episode taste set

  • @dangercat9188
    @dangercat9188 Рік тому +2

    It's ok to be white ✌
    Also, Wales is a very pretty country. I'd love to visit one day the isle of man is cute too.

  • @varletcoffee4225
    @varletcoffee4225 5 років тому +80

    *white people like coffee*
    Connor: I dont think that's a purely white person thing.
    thanks connor. i'm glad you like me too.

    • @i.s.9451
      @i.s.9451 5 років тому +3

      Brazil loves you. My aunt and uncle visited America and... Walmart is out of coffee.

  • @miss.j4881
    @miss.j4881 5 років тому +123

    Last time I was this early he was still playing yandre simulator.

    • @user-xn5bf6ew5u
      @user-xn5bf6ew5u 5 років тому +2

      oof the *nostalgia*

    • @taehyunkim5709
      @taehyunkim5709 5 років тому +6

      Last time I was this early he was playing butler and outran against humanity

    • @yashiro560
      @yashiro560 5 років тому +2

      Last time I was early he was friends with ciel star ( this isn't funny im sorry)

  • @animeotaku8124
    @animeotaku8124 4 роки тому +35

    I have photic sneeze reflex, thanks Conner now I’m self conscious 🥺😂

  • @Dammlee
    @Dammlee 3 роки тому +3

    Connor looking at all the medical stuff: I like your terrifying words, magic man!

  • @katiedobug
    @katiedobug 2 роки тому

    this whole video is connor just learning thing wholesomely i love it

  • @zackwalker2172
    @zackwalker2172 5 років тому +86

    "People sneeze when they see light?"
    Yeah, and other people dont? Ohhhhhh.

    • @TQDigitalMod
      @TQDigitalMod 5 років тому +7

      nobody at work believed me... then they were near me... sun goes hey dude feel my light. Me: Sneezes... twice

    • @nooahah
      @nooahah 5 років тому +2

      How uncommon is it to do that? I've done it all my life and nobody believes me :(

    • @Michaelina
      @Michaelina 5 років тому +1

      Zack Walker I don’t understand, I feel like whenever I’ve talked about it, everyone knows what I’m talking about and acts like it’s normal.

  • @N0b0dykn0wsanym0r3
    @N0b0dykn0wsanym0r3 5 років тому +39

    "the food here is trash, let's move to Asia and have some spice"
    Um.... He moved from Europe and went to Asia.
    Conner made a joke that made me laugh so hard I fell off the bed.
    Edit: in case you didn't know, Japan is a part of Asia.

    • @younistic
      @younistic 5 років тому +14

      are there really people who dont know japan is part of asia-

    • @N0b0dykn0wsanym0r3
      @N0b0dykn0wsanym0r3 5 років тому +8

      @@younistic you'd be surprised how many people don't know that.

    • @YuyuHakurei
      @YuyuHakurei 5 років тому +2

      It's technically an island off of Asia. xD

    • @lordofuzkulak8308
      @lordofuzkulak8308 5 років тому +3

      YuyuHakurei an island *of* Asia; it's still part of it even if it's not connected by land, same way Britain is an island of Europe. (And technically both are archipelagos, not single islands).

  • @olivestogo4880
    @olivestogo4880 5 років тому +40

    "klinatro" I'm dying

  • @megasauruss
    @megasauruss 3 роки тому +1

    I have misophonia. It's not just an aversion to chewing sounds, though that's the most common trigger. Essentially everyday normal/little sounds trigger the fight/flight response. It's a neurological disorder.

  • @benjaminwilliam6643
    @benjaminwilliam6643 4 роки тому +5

    I actually sneeze when I look at the sun with a blind eye