Fun fact: anne of cleves wasnt even ugly. Henry was interested in french literature at the time, where the handsome prince dresses as a peasant and the princess still falls in love with him. He tried pulling this move, and anne being rightfully disturbed, pushed him away. His ego was so bruised he attempted to put the blame on her. Even then, henry admitted years later he should have married her.
Fun Fact: Holbein was known for painting accurate portraits, so Anna's portrait would've been closer to what she actually looked like. Henry actually dressed up as a peasant, barged in on her, and kissed her. Anna, knowing nothing about Henry in the first place, was disgusted and confused. Henry, who didn't like how she reacted, came up with the excuse of "She's just ugly" and let her live a fabulous life. He actually wished he had kept his marriage with her later in life.
The "she's ugly" excuse had to be Henry's fragile ego talking after she reacted that way. Based on the portraits, Anne of Cleves was the most attractive out of all his wives imo
You, you said that I tricked ya ‘Cause I, I didn’t look like my profile picture Too, too bad I don’t agree So I’m gonna hang it up for everyone to see And you can’t stop me ‘Cause I’m the queen of the castle Get down you dirty RASCAL Get Down I had to
Catherine of Aragon 1485-1536 Anne Boleyn 1501-1536 Jane Seymour 1508-1537 Anne of Cleves 1515-1557 Catherine Howard 1524-1542 Catherine Parr 1512-1548
9:47 Not only is she a woman leading an army, she's also, pregnant, actually on the battlefield, AND she's wearing a full suit of armor, if that's not amazing, I dunno what is
I feel bad for Wolsey. My guy was born into a working class family, worked his way up through the system to become the kings lord chancellor, did most of Henry’s political work, failed to get Henry divorced (which was impossible without splitting off from Rome), then got fired and died.
Well considering Wolsey was willing to go behind the councils back, Henry expected the same hush hush treatment Its also probably not the only reason Wolsey got on Henry's bad side, just a undeniable blunder sure to upset Henry Whats worse was Wolsey would t back him up to the Pope 😂😂 "you know, dude did force his country to go broke for you, and some cheese, wine and a roast isent anything. The man wanted to help you, cant you help him?"
And had he lived, Henry certainly would have had him executed. He was actually on his way to answer to a very, very angry Henry (who already stripped him of all his power) when he dropped dead.
1) Divorced: Catherine of Aragon 2) Beheaded: Anne Boleyn 3) Died: Jane Seymour 4) Divorced: Anne of Cleves 5) Beheaded: Catherine Howard 6) Survived: Catherine Parr
Fun fact: Henry and Anne of Cleves gave up the relationship and became friends, Anne became an honorary member of the king's family and was known as the King's beloved sister. So this means she wasn't rejected but the fact that both didn't see the spark in their relationship, but I loved the fact that they became friends after their relationship. And Henry sent her a letter ending in: "Your loving brother, and friend." once his marriage with Anne was annulled. Anne was also invited to the Hampton Court for Christmas and proudly danced with Henry's new wife Katherine Howard (LONG LIVE THE QUEEN)
Henry's story is really ironic because his daughters, who he didn't pay much attention to, became the most famous monarchs, but his son Edward, who he probably paid a lot of attention to, was hardly an impressive monarch as he died early.
QE1 is the only badass Queen of England that ever walked the earth. Not even QE2 can top whatever Elizabeth I did for her country. There's a reason why her reign was called THE GOLDEN AGE.
@@creepofreako QE2 is far more better than QE1💀(Elizabeth 1 Participated in black sl@very and ex3cuted thousands of Catholic priests) . Also Mary 1 is the first Queen Regnant that ruled in her own right and cleared the way for future female Queens like her sister Elizabeth.
@@CooperGallen yeah while Catherine riding into battle while pregnant is questionable, but the flying pigs is 100% real I wonder why modern people didn't take those pigs and use them to accelerate the human race
I like that they talked about the rarely mentioned part where Henry was hit across the head during jousting when he didnt put down his visor, he had head pains often afterwards and his kind personality only really seemed to change after the incident.
@@kristiankepley5944 bigger fact, not much of the world actually has first cousins as incest even now,and where it is now,, its far more recent than anything to do with Medieval.
Let's all admit that Arthur was practically doomed to die before becoming a king because there was no way the English throne was gonna accept anyone with that name. Only Henrys, Edwards, Richards, Charles and Geroges are allowed to become kings.
You know which Arthur did survive to what they would call old age? Arthur Plantagenet, Viscount Lisle. One of Edward IV's bastards. Well into Henry VIII's time. Check out the Lisle Letters. Ohhhh, noo. Just looked a bit deeper. Near life's end thrown into the Tower for 2yr, sus of treason. Henry ordered his release, poor guy had a heart attack at the news, prompting some wag to say that H8's mercy was as deadly as his dooms. Poor bastid. Buried within the Tower. I thought he'd escaped the curse...
10:45 Henry the VIIIth and Francis the Ist had a friendly wrestling match during their encounter at the field of the Cloth of Gold. Basically, Henry got suplexed into submission by Francis, who was 2m tall and of gigantic size for the era.
Tbh he has family history: his maternal grandfather was Edward IV who was famous for his love of sex, food, and drinking and was a pretty tall guy who loved fighting just like Henry.
Can’t say I condone the man’s actions, but as far as “historical villains” goes it’s as sympathetic of a motivation as it gets. Sometimes, the thirst is so mighty you have no choice but to hornypost on main, often to dire consequences. I do appreciate the domino effect of “Henry being down bad for Anne Boleyn” to “Brexit”. Most impactful blueballing case in history.
fun fact about his wives: Catherine Parr, the final wife was in love with Thomas Seymour and they nearly got married. Unfortunately, Henry eyes drifted towards Parr and she was forced to marry the king. After Henry’s death, Parr did go on to marry Seymour. Why this is important you ask? Thomas Seymour is the brother of Henry’s third wife, Jame Seymour(died). edit: wtf over 1k likes??? thanks y’all.
@@jeal5022 Seems he tried to get back at Henry by coming onto Elizabeth (who was 14 at the time), and possibly trying to kidnap Edward (but he definitely shot Edwards dog.) Turns out Thomas is not a very nice person.
:/ it's even more tragic - Thomas Seymour was likely abusive. To Catherine and Elizabeth who was Catherine's ward. Which is often cited as one reason why Elizabeth I never married (along with a messy political situation) even though she had lovers.
Rulers always seem to fall into three categories. Mediocrity: They aren't remembered for much Villany: They start out promising but then wind up getting remembered for lots of bad things Glory: They do some really good and promising things and then die before they can prop the country up to not fall into ruin without their support, and surely it almost always does
Those mediocre kings tend to be the ones who don't get into war or intrigue but either reform and just in general keep the public and diplomatic relations happy.
Tudor fact: Queen Katharine of Aragon was so beloved by the English people she was nick named The Queen of Hearts, and Queen Katharine had the support of the whole country behind her
@@Ptthytrangi had to ask for a divorce that broke her poor heart of course Young anne Boleyn she was two✌, had a daughter the best she could do, i said she flirted with some other man and off the chop went dear anne
@@slays_alot they weren't related but after divorce Henry made her his honorary sister and he declared Anne will have status of King's sister in royal court. Anne had good relationship with all Henry's children and they gave her better tomd than Henry's tomb. Infact Anne of cleves was buried in Westminster Abbey near altar area. Anne of cleves was protestan still she managed to retain good relationship with Queen Mary and she was invited to Mary's coronation and Mary was the one who decided to give her better tomb than her father ( though Henry wanted have grand tomb, all his children refused to built it, and now he is buried with his 3rd wife Jane and his great great great nephew Charles I, his tomb is simple black marble in st George's chappal Windsor castle On coronations they use Anne of cleves tomb as altar. You may have seen many gold plats on altar and where they put crown and other crown jewel for blessing before crowning is Anne of cleves tomb.
That got me thinking, had Arthur actually lived, would he have been numbered Arthur I or Arthur II? As in, would the legendary Arthur count as the first?
Fun fact: The execution for Anne Boleyn was a deceptive sort. He had hidden the sword he would execute her with in a hay bale next to the block. When she was in position, he secretly reached for it and shouted "Ho! Bring me my sword!" this caused her to turn her head in just the right direction so that it was a clean decapitation.
Henry VIII children Stillborn daughter: 1510 Henry, duke of Cornwall: 1511-1511 Stillborn son: 1513 Miscarried: 1515 Mary I of England: 1516-1558 Miscarried: 1518 Henry Fitzroy, duke of Richmont and Somsemet: 1519-1536 Lady Emma Fitzroy(probably): 1521-after 1570 Stillborn son: 1523 Elizabeth I of England: 1533-1603 Miscarried child: 1534 Miscarried son: 1536 Edward VI of England: 1537-1553
One of the reasons Henry didn’t like his fourth wife was when they first met, she didn’t recognise him as the king. This was a great insult and I think he made up the idea of her being ugly so the public would think the problem was with her not him.
waspy wasp exactly, he dressed up and surprised people for fun in the court a lot and most people knew he did this. Unfortunately for Anne, she hadn’t been told he did that so she didn’t know how to react.
Henry standing in front of the dead Arthur and going 'Oh my alliance with Spain, my poor poor alliance with Spain' like a grieving father has me in stitches
Divorced😢 Beheaded😵 And😥 Died😭 Divorced🤭 Beheaded🤨 Survived😜 I’m the Henry VIII I had ✨six sorry wives✨ Some might say I ruined their lives😑 🎶🎶🎶🎶 Catherine Of Aragon was one☝️ She failed to give me a son👨👩👦 I had to ask her for a divorce🙎♂️🙍♀️ That broke her poor heart of course 🥺 Young Anne Boleyn was two✌️ Had a daughter the best she could do🙄 I said she flirted with some other man😠 And off for the chop went dear Anne😵 Lovely Jane Seymour was three3️⃣ The love of a life time for me 😢 She gave me a son😲 Little prince Ed🤩 Then poor old Jane went and dropped dead😞 Divorced😜 Beheaded😒 And 🤩 died😟 Divorced😙 Beheaded🥸 Survived🤨 I’m Henry the eight🤴 I had six sorry wives👰♀️ Some might say I ruined their lives🙅 Anne of Cleeves came at four✊ I fell for the portrait I saw😍 Then laid eyes on her face and cried 😢 “SHE IS A HORSE🐴🐴🦄🦄!” I must have an another divorce 🙄 Catherine Howard was five🖐 A child of nineteen so alive 🤯 She flirted with some others🤬 No way to behave😶 The axe sent young Cath to her grave 🥺 Catherine Parr she was last.. By then my best days were past😧 I lay on my death bed 🛌 Aged just fifty-five😓 Lucky Catherine last stayed alive😬 I mean how unfair😒 *dies cutely🥰* Divorced😎 Beheaded🤩 And😮 Died😦 Divorced😴 Beheaded😣 Survived😶🌫️ I’m Henry the eight 😬 I had six sorry wives😑 You could say I ruined their lives🥶 *Song* “HoRrIbLe HiStOrIeS”
Interestingly enough, people at the time Elizabeth lived thought the very same thing at the beginning of her reign. And the best irony of all: She was Anne Boleyn's kid. I always imagine Anne running into Henry in the afterlife and laughing hysterically.
Yeah I realize that when I first started doing research for the musical. That is so cool coincidental. I was just curious about the musical because I never watched it until a couple days ago.
son: ends up dying, which leads to Henry's daughter that he had with the wife he executed to becoming a Queen who reigned longer and was more successful than him. Henry: *Surprised Picachu Face*
Anne of Cleves actually got a pretty good deal out of it, much better than the rest of his wives. The marriage was never consummated and Henry paid a generous settlement/provided an estate for her so she wouldn’t have to return home in embarrassment. She and Henry actually managed to be good friends, she was referred to as the King’s Beloved Sister, and was considered an honorary member of the royal family. She actually lived long enough to see Mary, Henry’s oldest daughter and second in line, take the throne. Not bad, really.
DNT Serprimus he said that he’d treat her like a sister after the divorce - basically that she’d be respected and he’d consider family - given that the marriage was never consummated, it would be accepted and also ensured that it was acceptable that she got the palaces and money she received from the divorce
Divorced, beheaded and died Divorced, beheaded, survived I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives Some might say I ruined their lives Catherine of Aragon was one She failed to give me a son I had to ask her for a divorce That broke her poor heart, of course Young Anne Boleyn, she was two Had a daughter, the best she could do I said she flirted with some other man And off for the chop went dear Anne Lovely Jane Seymour was three The love of a lifetime for me She gave me a son, little Prince Ed Then poor old Jane, went and dropped dead Divorced, beheaded and died Divorced, beheaded, survived I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives Some might say I ruined their lives Anne of Cleves came at four I fell for the portrait I saw Then laid on her face and cried, "She's a horse! I must have another divorce!" Catherine Howard was five A child of 19, so alive She flirted with others, no way to behave The axe sent young Cath to her grave Catherine Parr, she was last By then all my best days were past I lay on my deathbed aged just 55 Lucky Catherine the last stayed alive (I mean, how unfair!) Divorced, beheaded and died Divorced, beheaded, survived I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives You could say I ruined their lives
Henry :"Will i be remembered as the great warrior king who developed great parklands and evolutionzized english health care?" NOW: Oh yeah,you'll be remembered for something
Online Gladiator Then nearly forced his infant daughter to marry an inbred which ironically the British royal family are also inbred no offense to the British but your royal marriage are awkward.
I actually feel so horrible for Anne B, imagine going through the pains and trauma of childbirth and miscarriage, and ultimately being blamed to the point of being beheaded.
Thomas Cromwell: (Introduces Anne of Cleves to Henry) Henry: Listen Thomas, we need to talk. Thomas Cromwell: Oh no! You're going to fire me aren't you. Just like you did to Cardinal Wolsey. Henry: Aw, sshh, no come here! I'm not going to fire you... ... it's much worse than that.
I still can't get over the fact Oversimplified made young Henry look like Dream. Like, I just paused the video cause I thought it was a joke but no. This was made before the reveal and that makes funnier
Thank you ever so much, totally missed that. Love Rickrolls as someone who spent three days in 1988 laid up in a room and hotel room with pretty much nothing to watch but their version of MTV, which I kid you not, aired Rick at least twice an hour. Rick and I have a lasting bond forged over a hundred and five degree fever.
This video saved my marriage. I was in the brink of divorce and homelessness until I seen this masterpiece, 13:56 is when I realised I was the reason I was ruining my relationship with my wife. At 27:31 I went out for a walk to think about my life and my choices in this beautiful world. While I was walking home listening to this, I decided to stop by the shop to get my wife her favourite flowers, tulips at 45:09. And finally at 58:42 I finally came back home, gave my wife the flowers that I got her and promised her that I will change things for the best. 2 years later I found this video in my recommended feed, I listened to the full video and it reminded me how simple things used to be. Even though I’m a homeless, divorced alcoholic that lives of eating slugs and drinking rain water I only need this video to survive
I can't believe England or the UK in general throughout its history after the Early Middle Ages has lost so many times the chance to have a 100% real King Arthur.
All Easter Eggs 0:14 Duck painting on the wall 0:14 Henry’s belly button is showing 0:47 Henry is holding a transformer and ninja turtles with other TMNT’s, Transformers, Mr Potato Head, and 2 woman with detatched heads, a fidget spinner, a scooter, a book, and a skateboard in the back. 1:13 he throws the toys in his hands 2:20 the poem says... “I love you Dad, You are so pleasent. I’m so glad, I’m not a peasent.” 2:27 Prince Arthur is asking the king if he can play fortnite now but he gets mad 2:27 there are banners of Welsh flags under the English flags 2:29 the same toys in the second scene are here 2:35 “y’all’d’ve” 2:37 IT’S MR POTATO HEAD 3:01 Henry is wearing sunglasses while being partied 3:38 there’s a duckie in the painting 3:37 Prince Henry wrote another poem 4:38 MORE DUCKIES 4:55 all the papers say ‘*FINE*’ 5:21 Oversimplified does a face reveal 5:31 the 6 women (brides) in the background have 2 different looks 5:39 Catherine of Aragon is smiling and there are more duckies in the background 5:50 Henry is talking to himself in the mirror 6:03 The play is called “The Disco King” 6:04 King Henry rick rolls us 6:42 the “really cool pig” is on this paper 6:52 “Disco seals” 7:15 King Henry is holding a Honey Promo Code 7:23 The words that fell in the basket say “Promo code” 8:52 The buisness paper says “Bizness” 9:27 Henry smacked the French guy in the neck not face 9:45 the pig from 6:25 is flying in the air 9:47 Oversimplified purposely spelled “Pregnant” as “Prangent” 10:14 more duck pics 10:37 there are two golden ducks kissing 10:55 both the tudor and bourbon symbols are on the castle behind 10:58 notice how the eyebrows of both Henry and François twitched after they ripped he peace treaty 11:27 the horse from previous Oversimplified videos is in the left picture and Oversimplified is on the right one 12:34 Charles V peeks in the background 12:41 Henry V gets fatter while eating 12:49 Anne Boleyn is caught bopping to Kidz Bop 12:52 before Anne Boleyn’s sister Mary pops out, she is the one with the black hood in between the two women with green dresses 12:56 “Anne Boleyn crosses out “Mistress” with a quill instead or a regular pen Still in the making everyone. Don’t hate pls 15:04 on the wall, two ducks are kissing the Tudor coat of arms 15:06 The popes eyes are lowered 15:16 Henry’s face is the same as Charles Griffin’s face during his amazing memories with his pig (in the Pig War) 15:19 A bunch of Oversimplified characters with different coloured outfits are watching the baseball game 15:38 In the back is an extremely tiny painting of Mother Mary praying to an angel 15:48 the pope is melting 15:52 these scholars contain a college graduate, a cardinal, and baron 16:04 red bus in the background 16:13 The crowd cheers to Henry’s loins exploding 16:33 same duck pics :) 16:40 Henry and Anne are dancing on a table, plastic cups are across the floor, two people at the party are playing a dancing game similar to Just Dance 17:05 Henry’s toilet is a throne 17:08 Henry raises his eyebrows to the camera 17:13 The DJ has a headset, funny glasses, microphone, and DJ set, none of which existed at the time 17:14 Henry VIII plays a s***tyflute song 17:25 The money bags have the £ symbol (English Pound) 17:26 Behind the fence is the same Crucifix from the French Revolution 17:26 there are two holy water stations which have Jesus on top 17:33 the two sad guys' head goes down 17:53 Henry is happy that the people are being beheaded
Interesting thing to note, the reason the Scottish Stuarts took over after Elizabeth is because one of Henry's sisters married into the Scottish royal family, so the Tudor bloodline DID survive.
Man, Henry XII's story is just like Nikocado Avocado, from a decent young man to a broken overweight guy. They're both shells of their former selves. It's really sad.
Fun fact: anne of cleves wasnt even ugly.
Henry was interested in french literature at the time, where the handsome prince dresses as a peasant and the princess still falls in love with him. He tried pulling this move, and anne being rightfully disturbed, pushed him away. His ego was so bruised he attempted to put the blame on her.
Even then, henry admitted years later he should have married her.
Many don't know this about Henry VIII, but he's the original creator of r/niceguys
Well he did marry her but they were only married for 1 month
@@squiddoodles1026 6 months.
She also divorced him willfully, and that move gave her his suppport in the court in the next years.
i mean duhh anna would be disturbed she aint even from france
Fun Fact:
Holbein was known for painting accurate portraits, so Anna's portrait would've been closer to what she actually looked like.
Henry actually dressed up as a peasant, barged in on her, and kissed her.
Anna, knowing nothing about Henry in the first place, was disgusted and confused.
Henry, who didn't like how she reacted, came up with the excuse of "She's just ugly" and let her live a fabulous life.
He actually wished he had kept his marriage with her later in life.
The "she's ugly" excuse had to be Henry's fragile ego talking after she reacted that way. Based on the portraits, Anne of Cleves was the most attractive out of all his wives imo
@@jadonlamey3931 True.
You, you said that I tricked ya
‘Cause I, I didn’t look like my profile picture
Too, too bad I don’t agree
So I’m gonna hang it up for everyone to see
And you can’t stop me
‘Cause
I’m the queen of the castle
Get down you dirty RASCAL
Get Down
I had to
@@a_gal.in.your.basement ANOTHER SIX FAN
@@a_gal.in.your.basement C’mon ladies, let’s get in reformation~
Is one of my favorite parts of that song
“Catherine of Aragon was ara-GONE and Anne Boleyn was IN.”
*I can’t tell you how much I appreciate these natural puns.*
Make like an Anne and CLEVE
As well as "Anne Boleyn was Anne Bole-OUT".
Anne BoleIN
So I found out that I am related to king Henry the 8th the one in this video and Marie antunuonnit I still can’t believe it
@@usaball69 basically everyone is cause they were in the like 1500s and that means a lot of ancestors of them not me I’m related to Bolesław I
Catherine of Aragon
1485-1536
Anne Boleyn
1501-1536
Jane Seymour
1508-1537
Anne of Cleves
1515-1557
Catherine Howard
1524-1542
Catherine Parr
1512-1548
Nice
So basically Anne of Cleves won
Nice
Catherine of Aragon: 51
Anne Boleyn: 35
Jane Seymour: 29
Anne of Cleves: 42
Katherine Howard: 18
Catherine Parr: 32
@@CXP3D you did some wrong
This man is the literal term of being the hero and living long enough to see yourself turn into a villain.
Yup... Another Example was Napoleon Bonaparte
@@yeboxxx_channel_2505 or benedict arnold
@@brain_wormm Who?
The fictional version is pretty much Paul Atreides in Dune and Dune Messiah
@@traceon3830 he was in the American revolution on the rebels side until he betrayed them and was gonna give up west point to the British
"He is not the heir. Just a spare."
Lol! Sick burn for every younger royal sibling.
But then, HE WASNT
It’s the opposite for normal families :(
@@iamacatperson7226 CHAN CHAN plot twist
Thats not even an innaccurate description either. Its the rule of two: One is None. Two is one.
@John Boudreaux insult to ferdinand of Aragón his dad
9:47 Not only is she a woman leading an army, she's also, pregnant, actually on the battlefield, AND she's wearing a full suit of armor, if that's not amazing, I dunno what is
I think the flying mecha pig is the awesome one
@@geochadinc.9471 yes
She’s literally an Amazonian at that point, if not in stature but in sheer determination in all that
@@crimsondynamo615 yes
@@CalifornianCuttlefish yes
"I love you dad, you are so pleasant. I am so glad, I am not a peasant."
15/10, best poem I've ever seen, a real tragedy the dad never saw it.
I feel bad for Wolsey. My guy was born into a working class family, worked his way up through the system to become the kings lord chancellor, did most of Henry’s political work, failed to get Henry divorced (which was impossible without splitting off from Rome), then got fired and died.
Well considering Wolsey was willing to go behind the councils back, Henry expected the same hush hush treatment
Its also probably not the only reason Wolsey got on Henry's bad side, just a undeniable blunder sure to upset Henry
Whats worse was Wolsey would t back him up to the Pope 😂😂 "you know, dude did force his country to go broke for you, and some cheese, wine and a roast isent anything. The man wanted to help you, cant you help him?"
He does deserve his own biography.
He must have really thought he had gotten on the Kings good side, who can blame him so did everyone else
And had he lived, Henry certainly would have had him executed. He was actually on his way to answer to a very, very angry Henry (who already stripped him of all his power) when he dropped dead.
1) Divorced: Catherine of Aragon
2) Beheaded: Anne Boleyn
3) Died: Jane Seymour
4) Divorced: Anne of Cleves
5) Beheaded: Catherine Howard
6) Survived: Catherine Parr
Sorry to correct you but it's Katherine with a K and not C sometimes spelled Katheryn
Sorry but it's Katherine Howard
@@ALLMETAL1970 Catherine of Aragon was one
She failed to give me a son.
@@derlesende I had to ask her for a divorce, that broke her poor heart of course
And tonight, we are liiiiivvvveeeee
Why is no one to talking about king Henry’s poems?
“I love you dad
You are so pleasant
I’m so glad
I’m not a peasant”
Lmaoooo
Nice thumbnail
Nice
then the other one is just
"you son is dead
but it's ok
Im also your son
Hip-Hip Hooray!" 😂😂
King Henry was a savage😂
@@PeanutWithWiFiAccess really
"Be mean. Love gluttony! *VIOLATE WIDOWS!"*
I can't help but grin every time
same
Words to live by
*the English Milf Hunter*
18:10
Fun fact: Henry and Anne of Cleves gave up the relationship and became friends, Anne became an honorary member of the king's family and was known as the King's beloved sister. So this means she wasn't rejected but the fact that both didn't see the spark in their relationship, but I loved the fact that they became friends after their relationship. And Henry sent her a letter ending in: "Your loving brother, and friend." once his marriage with Anne was annulled. Anne was also invited to the Hampton Court for Christmas and proudly danced with Henry's new wife Katherine Howard (LONG LIVE THE QUEEN)
Not often I hear about someone in history actually getting a happy ending.
that's because she agreed to divorce
Only case where the phrase “let’s just be friends” was true
i just had a brain dump trying to read this
Aww thats so sweet and wholesome
Henry's story is really ironic because his daughters, who he didn't pay much attention to, became the most famous monarchs, but his son Edward, who he probably paid a lot of attention to, was hardly an impressive monarch as he died early.
lmao
I mean, he did make the legal religious transition of England from Anti-Pope Catholics to Protestants. Or was that his regent?
He also traumatized his daughter and she was like nope so no one to carry the bloodline lmao
QE1 is the only badass Queen of England that ever walked the earth. Not even QE2 can top whatever Elizabeth I did for her country. There's a reason why her reign was called THE GOLDEN AGE.
@@creepofreako QE2 is far more better than QE1💀(Elizabeth 1 Participated in black sl@very and ex3cuted thousands of Catholic priests) . Also Mary 1 is the first Queen Regnant that ruled in her own right and cleared the way for future female Queens like her sister Elizabeth.
Catherine of Aragon charging into battle wearing full armor while pregnant is the most badass thing I've ever heard
Except she didn’t.
@@lucyhurst2534 except she did
@@CooperGallen she didn’t physically fight in battle obviously but she did ride into battle in full armor while being pregnant.
@@CooperGallen yeah while Catherine riding into battle while pregnant is questionable, but the flying pigs is 100% real I wonder why modern people didn't take those pigs and use them to accelerate the human race
I agree
I like that they talked about the rarely mentioned part where Henry was hit across the head during jousting when he didnt put down his visor, he had head pains often afterwards and his kind personality only really seemed to change after the incident.
Fun fact: the Royal Asswiper was a very prestigious role, because the king trusted you in a moment of vulnerability.
Makes sense. You could very easily shove a concealed knife up the king's arse, so I'd imagine it takes trust.
😆😆😆
@@diamondsrubies1964
That's how I felt when I learned it.
Truly stranger than fiction.
The fact they had someone to wipe their ass makes me feel like I'm not as lazy as my mom says
I'm eating.
I love how he accused Anne Boleyn of incest, but completely ignored the fact that the entire royal bloodline was incest.
*Hmm yes, the floor here seems to be made out of floor*
To be fair incest in the medieval manner usually referred to brother-sister and parent-child
How royal can one truly be when they're just incests?
Not correct. They didn't consider 1st cousins to be incest,so they wouldn't have that as a "fact", and inbreeding was poorly understood.
@@kristiankepley5944 bigger fact, not much of the world actually has first cousins as incest even now,and where it is now,, its far more recent than anything to do with Medieval.
Let's all admit that Arthur was practically doomed to die before becoming a king because there was no way the English throne was gonna accept anyone with that name. Only Henrys, Edwards, Richards, Charles and Geroges are allowed to become kings.
I know you are joking, but this is actually serious thought. What are the odds that the son named Arthur died and Son Henry became king.😱
It is known.
Charles might choose to reign as King Arthur (though its unlikely)
You know which Arthur did survive to what they would call old age? Arthur Plantagenet, Viscount Lisle. One of Edward IV's bastards. Well into Henry VIII's time. Check out the Lisle Letters.
Ohhhh, noo. Just looked a bit deeper. Near life's end thrown into the Tower for 2yr, sus of treason. Henry ordered his release, poor guy had a heart attack at the news, prompting some wag to say that H8's mercy was as deadly as his dooms. Poor bastid. Buried within the Tower. I thought he'd escaped the curse...
What about william
10:45 Henry the VIIIth and Francis the Ist had a friendly wrestling match during their encounter at the field of the Cloth of Gold. Basically, Henry got suplexed into submission by Francis, who was 2m tall and of gigantic size for the era.
"Mary, we're all inbred!" He's not kidding, Henry was literally related to every single one of his wives. Not kidding. Look it up.
Holy s*it,you're right.
WTF
Yeah through their common ancestor King Edward 1st or Edward Longshanks, so not as bad as the Hapsburgs.
DAAAAAMMMMNNNNN
So I looked it up and......
*WHAT THE HELL*
So Henry basically descended all the way into being a villain-like king because of his explosive loins. Amazing.
"explosive loins"? sounds painful
Tbh he has family history: his maternal grandfather was Edward IV who was famous for his love of sex, food, and drinking and was a pretty tall guy who loved fighting just like Henry.
Never underestimate the power of boners.
And traumatic brain injury I think
Can’t say I condone the man’s actions, but as far as “historical villains” goes it’s as sympathetic of a motivation as it gets.
Sometimes, the thirst is so mighty you have no choice but to hornypost on main, often to dire consequences.
I do appreciate the domino effect of “Henry being down bad for Anne Boleyn” to “Brexit”. Most impactful blueballing case in history.
Unpopular Opinion: Anne of Cleve’s was the true survivor of Henry, as she was given quite the compensation for the divorce
I agree
@@KamiAva Same
Yea I mean she got a life of luxury to just not be queen I would take that in a heartbeat
I’m the queen of the castle...
@@omel9424 Get down your dirty rascal
The autism makes me rewatch this every year and I’ve never regretted it
I watch this at least every month for some reason
I watch these videos everyday until the cycle gets boring and it’s onto another category.
same
I want you to notice that Henry as a handsome adult looks like dream :3
🤓🤓🤓
“The church will decide your fate”
Henry: “I am the church”
The Pope: "Not y e t."
It’s treason then...
@@elevenseven2354 AAAAUUUUUOOOOOHHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!
I am the 100th Like!
some people don't believe me but over simplified commented on my new video. im so happy
fun fact about his wives:
Catherine Parr, the final wife was in love with Thomas Seymour and they nearly got married. Unfortunately, Henry eyes drifted towards Parr and she was forced to marry the king. After Henry’s death, Parr did go on to marry Seymour. Why this is important you ask? Thomas Seymour is the brother of Henry’s third wife, Jame Seymour(died).
edit: wtf over 1k likes??? thanks y’all.
Wow, might've been difficult for Thomas since his sister and lover were boinked by Henry.
@@jeal5022 Seems he tried to get back at Henry by coming onto Elizabeth (who was 14 at the time), and possibly trying to kidnap Edward (but he definitely shot Edwards dog.) Turns out Thomas is not a very nice person.
She had a child with him ( Mary Seymour)
they're all related
:/ it's even more tragic - Thomas Seymour was likely abusive. To Catherine and Elizabeth who was Catherine's ward. Which is often cited as one reason why Elizabeth I never married (along with a messy political situation) even though she had lovers.
I like how oversimplified voices every character yet they still sound different somehow
I just realized that by now...
@@alessa9464 iiti,
@@alessa9464 fhhze is a great place for
7885
Marian Boshra uh
18:33 I only see now he drew a historical accurate executioner's sword. Love the detail
Rulers always seem to fall into three categories.
Mediocrity: They aren't remembered for much
Villany: They start out promising but then wind up getting remembered for lots of bad things
Glory: They do some really good and promising things and then die before they can prop the country up to not fall into ruin without their support, and surely it almost always does
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Its funny how often the Glory rulers and also the Villain rulers
"Villainy" rulers tend to live shorter as a king.
justinian is a great example of glory
Those mediocre kings tend to be the ones who don't get into war or intrigue but either reform and just in general keep the public and diplomatic relations happy.
Henry's wife: **accidentally do something wrong**
*This enraged Henry VIII who punished her severly*
Oh my days 😂😂😂
I knew this comment will be here
Indeed
Oh my god it’s not fucking funny any more
To the guillotine
Tudor fact: Queen Katharine of Aragon was so beloved by the English people she was nick named The Queen of Hearts, and Queen Katharine had the support of the whole country behind her
It's spelled Catherine not Katherine
@@hideyourchocobars7353 I thought she always spelled it with a K
I'm pretty sure
@@hideyourchocobars7353 it’s even spelled with a K on her grave though
@@Headpfones oh I thought it was the other one 😅
Divorce,beheaded,die,divorce,beheaded,survived I'm Henry the 8 and I had six sorry wife's. Some might say I ruined theirs live
YES
Catherine of Aragon was one. She failed to give me a son.
@@Ptthytrangi had to ask for a divorce that broke her poor heart of course
Young anne Boleyn she was two✌, had a daughter the best she could do, i said she flirted with some other man and off the chop went dear anne
@@sunoo269lovely Jane Seymour was three the love of my life time for me, she gave me a son little Prince Ed, then poor old Jane went and drop dead
DIVORCED, BEHEADED AND DIED, DIVORCED, BEHEADED, SURVIVED, IM HENRY THE EIGHTH I HAD 6 SORRY WIVES, SOME MIGHT SAY I RUINED THEIR LIVES
Is nobody gonna talk about how Henry rickrolled us?
*I shalt nev’r giveth thee up,*
*I shalt nev’r alloweth thee down.*
Im literally looking to see if some did the whole song that way
6:05
**Never Gonna Give You Up intensifies**
People replied so people are talkin bout it
Wow the meme is just that old 😆
Henry's wife: doesn't produce a male heir
Henry: *so you have chosen death*
I was going to like but i saw the likes were at 420
TO THE GUILLOTINE!!!
You have chosen poorly
(and/or divorce)
Petelgeuse Romanee-Conti: Death!
(RE Zero anime reference)
Before I even watch this:
*Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived*
*Glad that's in my head instead of financial advice*
I know I learnt this in year 2 I'm in year 4
Hell yeahh!!!
Six!!!
learnt that from boyinaband
I learnt this over a decade ago WHY IS THIS STILL IN MY HEAD
"Thomas not now can't you see i'm in mourning"
1 second later
"That one"
🤣🤣
Anne of cleves and Henry might be the only instance in history where a couple broke up decided to just be friends, and actually were.
*brother & sister
@@krishnavyas313wait what? They weren’t related
@@slays_alot they weren't related but after divorce Henry made her his honorary sister and he declared Anne will have status of King's sister in royal court.
Anne had good relationship with all Henry's children and they gave her better tomd than Henry's tomb.
Infact Anne of cleves was buried in Westminster Abbey near altar area.
Anne of cleves was protestan still she managed to retain good relationship with Queen Mary and she was invited to Mary's coronation and Mary was the one who decided to give her better tomb than her father ( though Henry wanted have grand tomb, all his children refused to built it, and now he is buried with his 3rd wife Jane and his great great great nephew Charles I, his tomb is simple black marble in st George's chappal Windsor castle
On coronations they use Anne of cleves tomb as altar. You may have seen many gold plats on altar and where they put crown and other crown jewel for blessing before crowning is Anne of cleves tomb.
I read the whole thing
Imagine if gender reveal parties existed in that era, starring Henry and His Wives.
Everyone: "It's a girl!!"
Henry VIII: " *pst* Headsman? Yeah, you can go ahead and sharpen that axe after all..."
@@thestraydog lol
The Colour Blue stands for a Boy.
The Colour Pink stands for The WRATH OF THE HEADSMAN
@@YasarBashayreh the funny part about that is that when pastels were first used for infants, pink was the boy color and blue the girl....
@@emilywinslett8284 I didn't know that !
My biggest take away from this is how close we came to having a king named Arthur.
That's fate for ya
Oh but no he had to die 🙄🙄
@@SparkingEX that was funny
@@SparkingEX finally, a fate enjoyer
That got me thinking, had Arthur actually lived, would he have been numbered Arthur I or Arthur II? As in, would the legendary Arthur count as the first?
Fun fact: The execution for Anne Boleyn was a deceptive sort. He had hidden the sword he would execute her with in a hay bale next to the block. When she was in position, he secretly reached for it and shouted "Ho! Bring me my sword!" this caused her to turn her head in just the right direction so that it was a clean decapitation.
Interesting...
“CUT MY WIFE INTO PEICES, THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE”
Henry, probably
EXECUTION!
NO BREATHING!
DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE POPE IS SAYING!
Thus comment I'd pure gold.
Pieces*
Henry's wife: **doesn't produce a son**
*This enraged Henry, who punished his wife severely*
You did it
Doesn’t produce a son
Which one
Haha I remember that video
@Zahir Uudin *To the Guillotine!*
"I shalt nev'r giveth you up, I shalt nev'r alloweth you down"
This man literally made King Henry rickroll us.
Wait where?? I didn't notice that
@@arson_jalapeno1105 6:05 or somewhere around that
@@aline8576 thank you!!!!!!!!!!!
@@arson_jalapeno1105 no problem :)
Not again
Henry VIII children
Stillborn daughter: 1510
Henry, duke of Cornwall: 1511-1511
Stillborn son: 1513
Miscarried: 1515
Mary I of England: 1516-1558
Miscarried: 1518
Henry Fitzroy, duke of Richmont and Somsemet: 1519-1536
Lady Emma Fitzroy(probably): 1521-after 1570
Stillborn son: 1523
Elizabeth I of England: 1533-1603
Miscarried child: 1534
Miscarried son: 1536
Edward VI of England: 1537-1553
"You see that lady baby? That's gonna be your wife"
What
"But father, i'm not even 3 years old yet"
*WHAT*
Meh I mean most childrens’ arranged marriages were arrange either when their born or when they were a young age in that time period soooo
420th like
Ah, the beautiful first words of a child:
S C R E W T H E P O P E
You’re surprised by this? Welcome to the medieval period.
@hell welcome to youtube. All comments suck
Wow Henry's poem for his dad
LMFAOO
"I love you Dad,
You are so pleasant
I'm so glad
I'm not a peasant."
Another one:
Your son is dead,
But its ok,
Im also your son,
Hip Hip Hooray.
@@Enfix2509 Yeahh that was good too
That was in the video shredya
@@duckisquackingalot Yeah, that's the point, FuckIsQuackingAlot
@@miumiuwony who hurt you
King Henry Vlll’s wife: “doesn’t provide a male heir”
King Henry Vlll: yeah, there’s gonna be a tax for that.
David De Jesus agreed
Daniel O’Ray TO THE G U I O L L I T O N E
And we all know that it was Henry's fault that he seired no males....
Your head is the tax.
David De Jesus TO THE GUILLOTINE
“Do not violate widows.”
Ah yes the most important thing for a 9-year-old to learn 😂
One of the reasons Henry didn’t like his fourth wife was when they first met, she didn’t recognise him as the king. This was a great insult and I think he made up the idea of her being ugly so the public would think the problem was with her not him.
Very poor PR stunt but okey
Yeah, didn't he hide that he was king to see if she recognised him? Pretty stupid of him
69 likes 😳
Jeb Watersheep interesting
waspy wasp exactly, he dressed up and surprised people for fun in the court a lot and most people knew he did this. Unfortunately for Anne, she hadn’t been told he did that so she didn’t know how to react.
"I think it's your leg sir"
"No! It's Anne of Cleaves!"
The delivery of this line made me laugh way more than it should have
your pfp- yay
“She’s ugly!” “Off with his head”
Lol
Me too
Indeed
Henry standing in front of the dead Arthur and going 'Oh my alliance with Spain, my poor poor alliance with Spain' like a grieving father has me in stitches
Same bro
ur gay
Divorced😢
Beheaded😵
And😥
Died😭
Divorced🤭
Beheaded🤨
Survived😜
I’m the Henry VIII I had ✨six sorry wives✨
Some might say I ruined their lives😑
🎶🎶🎶🎶
Catherine Of Aragon was one☝️
She failed to give me a son👨👩👦
I had to ask her for a divorce🙎♂️🙍♀️
That broke her poor heart of course 🥺
Young Anne Boleyn was two✌️
Had a daughter the best she could do🙄
I said she flirted with some other man😠
And off for the chop went dear Anne😵
Lovely Jane Seymour was three3️⃣
The love of a life time for me 😢
She gave me a son😲
Little prince Ed🤩
Then poor old Jane went and dropped dead😞
Divorced😜
Beheaded😒
And 🤩
died😟
Divorced😙
Beheaded🥸
Survived🤨
I’m Henry the eight🤴
I had six sorry wives👰♀️
Some might say I ruined their lives🙅
Anne of Cleeves came at four✊
I fell for the portrait I saw😍
Then laid eyes on her face and cried 😢
“SHE IS A HORSE🐴🐴🦄🦄!”
I must have an another divorce 🙄
Catherine Howard was five🖐
A child of nineteen so alive 🤯
She flirted with some others🤬
No way to behave😶
The axe sent young Cath to her grave 🥺
Catherine Parr she was last..
By then my best days were past😧
I lay on my death bed 🛌
Aged just fifty-five😓
Lucky Catherine last stayed alive😬
I mean how unfair😒
*dies cutely🥰*
Divorced😎
Beheaded🤩
And😮
Died😦
Divorced😴
Beheaded😣
Survived😶🌫️
I’m Henry the eight 😬
I had six sorry wives😑
You could say I ruined their lives🥶
*Song*
“HoRrIbLe HiStOrIeS”
The whole Lecture
It's ironic that Henry's daughters are more famous than his son
@Mr. Graves bloddy mary and the virgin queen
Because he died before he could do anything of note
Didn't his son died early?
@@nengyang5664 yeah age 15 ;-;
Interestingly enough, people at the time Elizabeth lived thought the very same thing at the beginning of her reign. And the best irony of all: She was Anne Boleyn's kid. I always imagine Anne running into Henry in the afterlife and laughing hysterically.
"Mummy says it's a strong chin for a strong boy!" This whole video is gold
Strong chin like my amazing physical appearance
Prognathism! European women love it
@@henryviii8918 omg it’s him lol
@@henryviii8918 what ever you think boy
I'm surprised no one mentioned Hamilton yet
ALEXANDER HAMILTON~ WE ARE WAITING IN THE WINGS FOR YOU
Henry: “My poor poor alliance with Spain.”
.
.
Henry's son: "Dude, Uncool"
biman ghosh this had enraged his father ,but at this time he was an old ass man
A bmalreklaw ..yeah!... there’s a tax for that🙃
Actually it's more like Dude!........uncool.
U mean Henry Jr
THERE AlL HeNrY's
"I'm not crying! It's just sometimes when I'm sad..WATER COMES OUT OF MY EYES!"
Henry: “I hate my wife.”
Advisor: “Lol which one.”
Henry: “Off with his head.”
Off with *her head.
Lol
@@mizuha-chan4145 he meant the advisor maybe
Advisor : *Surprised* *pikachu* *Face*
@@mizuha-chan4145 Why not both?
These just keep getting better. The part when Henry opens his eyes after falling off the house made me guffaw loudly.
The house? Do you mean the horse?
timestamp?
@@kevinp8249 The horse? Do you mean the divorce?
@@lyminhtien7526 Of course!
@@DeadHandtheSurvivor That's a behavior I do not endorse!
Henry was married to *3* Catherines, *2* Annes and *1* Jane.
and a partridge in a pear tree
@@carmenpopescu1284 🤣🤣🤣 that's gold!!
@@carmenpopescu1284 y e s
Yeah I realize that when I first started doing research for the musical. That is so cool coincidental. I was just curious about the musical because I never watched it until a couple days ago.
@@carmenpopescu1284 You are a genius.
Divorce, beheaded and died
Divorce, beheaded, survived
Im Henry the eighth I have six sorry wives
Divorced beheaded died divorced beheaded survived
King Henry’s wife: Looks at another male
King Henry: So it’s treason then.
It really do be like that
@@henryviii8918 How could you.
Henry VIII lol
@@henryviii8918 Hey Henry, Who was your favorite wife?
Lol
Janes Seymour: Gets a son
Also her: Dies
Henry: *A small price to pay for salvation*
Guys I changed my joke hope it’s fine
The son: ends up dying as well
That’s Edward the IV I believe
Charlostain Sawshades
Me : Joke .
son: ends up dying, which leads to Henry's daughter that he had with the wife he executed to becoming a Queen who reigned longer and was more successful than him.
Henry: *Surprised Picachu Face*
Oversimplified: doesn’t make Vietnam War video
“This enraged his fans, who punished him severely.”
Nice Hitler reference
And This lead to more Economicall Downturn
Oh, referencing other videos ddont we? there is a Tax for That
@@Mitaka.Kotsuka
*Stamp*
Everyone: Uses an unoriginal comment literally every single time
"This enraged his... Wait, fuck."
Your son is dead,
But it's ok,
I'm also your son,
Hip hip hooray
-Henry VIII
3:48
Queen: I'm pregnant henry
Henry: is that a boy or execution?
in the dictator aladeen basically said that: “are you getting a boy or an abortion”
@@onepumpman6209 I bet that is where he got the idea from
Did you get that from the Dictator
Anima Cool “The dictator” reference.
Nervous queen sweating
Anne of Cleves actually got a pretty good deal out of it, much better than the rest of his wives. The marriage was never consummated and Henry paid a generous settlement/provided an estate for her so she wouldn’t have to return home in embarrassment. She and Henry actually managed to be good friends, she was referred to as the King’s Beloved Sister, and was considered an honorary member of the royal family. She actually lived long enough to see Mary, Henry’s oldest daughter and second in line, take the throne. Not bad, really.
She got some money, a nice crib, the privileges of a queen, and most importantly kept her head honestly yeah she had the best deal out of them all.
dafaq
DNT Serprimus he said that he’d treat her like a sister after the divorce - basically that she’d be respected and he’d consider family - given that the marriage was never consummated, it would be accepted and also ensured that it was acceptable that she got the palaces and money she received from the divorce
Henry: I want to divorce my wife.
Also Henry: you could make a religion out of this.
No don't.
lol wrong channel but good meme, i love bill wurtz
@@ACFTheNerd Henry: How bout I do anyway
Oversimplified was inspired by bill wurtz. It is in the WWI Oversimplifed description
The Sun is a deadly laser
Divorced, beheaded and died
Divorced, beheaded, survived
I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives
Some might say I ruined their lives
Catherine of Aragon was one
She failed to give me a son
I had to ask her for a divorce
That broke her poor heart, of course
Young Anne Boleyn, she was two
Had a daughter, the best she could do
I said she flirted with some other man
And off for the chop went dear Anne
Lovely Jane Seymour was three
The love of a lifetime for me
She gave me a son, little Prince Ed
Then poor old Jane, went and dropped dead
Divorced, beheaded and died
Divorced, beheaded, survived
I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives
Some might say I ruined their lives
Anne of Cleves came at four
I fell for the portrait I saw
Then laid on her face and cried, "She's a horse!
I must have another divorce!"
Catherine Howard was five
A child of 19, so alive
She flirted with others, no way to behave
The axe sent young Cath to her grave
Catherine Parr, she was last
By then all my best days were past
I lay on my deathbed aged just 55
Lucky Catherine the last stayed alive
(I mean, how unfair!)
Divorced, beheaded and died
Divorced, beheaded, survived
I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives
You could say I ruined their lives
He wanted boys, but the two girls that he had were some of the most famous monarchs in history.
Which is kinda sad: One has been demonised as a monster... the other didn't do nearly as much as we like to think.
And the boy he had isn’t even remembered for much
If you ask me that's karma cause not only did he have
2 daughters that were good monarchs but also in a son who basically no one knows
@@nunyabusiness5075 yeah
@@amitystan you watch her too ?
"He's not an heir, he's a spare" That was clean
But then, HE WASNY
"Spare" nice
Spare is actually the normal name for younger siblings of the heir
Speir
Despare
When the world needed him most, oversimplified returned
I literally screamed out loud when this uploaded because the i was *just* listen to SIX
He uploads at least once a month
@@chonkimonki1320 nah man. Have you seen his upload schedule? Its more like once every 2 or 3 months
I'm sad no one is mentioning the avatar tla reference
Too bad about sam
Henry :"Will i be remembered as the great warrior king who developed great parklands and
evolutionzized english health care?"
NOW: Oh yeah,you'll be remembered for something
*Gives birth to a girl*
Henry: *So you have chosen death*
Online Gladiator everyone gangsta til female toddler
Online Gladiator Then nearly forced his infant daughter to marry an inbred which ironically the British royal family are also inbred no offense to the British but your royal marriage are awkward.
*give birth to someone assigned female at birth
I would like this but it has 420 likes
@@rick-wh3ev Same
Why is no one talking about the Poem Henry wrote for his dad LMAO:
Your son is dead,
But it's ok,
I'm also your son,
Hip-hip hooray
3:48
Lol 😆
He also wrote:
I love you dad
You are so pleasant
Im so glad
Im not a peasant
@@user-ow2cs7fb5l where
@@hannahquintua at the beginning of the vid
That's like an absolute middle finger to his brother, though I can't find any sources on how Henry and Arthur got along together
I like that at 0:56 he included the two dolls without heads for foreshadowing the behead of his 2nd and 5th wife
Beheading* sorry
I saw that. - haha-
Aka Anne Boleyn and Catharine Howard
@@vivianluong4218 yep mother of the tuder sisters
lol
I actually feel so horrible for Anne B, imagine going through the pains and trauma of childbirth and miscarriage, and ultimately being blamed to the point of being beheaded.
England 16th Century: “Screw you Pope we’re our own thing
UK 21st century: “Screw you Europe we’re our own thing”
Pretty sure they pressured the EU with the metal wing pig with lasers
He was like “I’m gonna make my own church, with divorce and beheadings. Actually, forget the church.”
BREXIT WAS STUPID
@@mithmoonwalker it really was
UK 26th century: "Screw you Earth we're our own thing"
"Ew, he looks inbred"
"MARY! We're all inbred!"
I lost it.
Most of the world is inbred
I think
So did I
Mary, your mom's your aunt for god's sake
@@ananyanyan Mary:father, what the frick-
HEy, Big papa, my boy Henry wants to divorce his wife, any Chance??
Everyone in shock
Henry failed to invade France
*Which enraged his father, who punished him severely*
Whaaat a connection between hitler-oversimplified and King Henry VIII-oversimplified 😱
@Sakura Petalil. Yes, just about everyone connects to that!
TheGamingMacaw he didnt lose he simply failed to win
Osbers Gaming what a reference to oversimplify civil war
More economic downturn
I just know the decapitated women toys on the floor (2:29) are Henry’s work
😂 You’re the first comment I’ve seen say that, thought only I noticed!
Elizabeth: Dad, what happened to mom?
Henry: Well you see, it all started when you weren’t a boy....
That is exactly what happened, but Mary told me instead of Father...
She would say mum not mom
@@avneshmanku2282 sorry for the mistake
at the start he's playing with ninja turtles!
Ouch that hurts more than me telling my dad I'm transgender
Thomas Cromwell: (Introduces Anne of Cleves to Henry)
Henry: Listen Thomas, we need to talk.
Thomas Cromwell: Oh no! You're going to fire me aren't you. Just like you did to Cardinal Wolsey.
Henry: Aw, sshh, no come here! I'm not going to fire you...
... it's much worse than that.
Lol
YAS
That is what he said
To Anne Boleyn
@@staticdoor71 yeah I know that.
I’m dying
Instead of punishing his wives severely, Henry just executed them. big brain thinking right there.
Here's a like for u pal
nah nah he’s got a point
That’s a pretty severe punishment
Spoiler
Hey, they never said killing them wasnt ok, only hitting.
I still can't get over the fact Oversimplified made young Henry look like Dream. Like, I just paused the video cause I thought it was a joke but no. This was made before the reveal and that makes funnier
Henry’s wife: “here is your daughter Henry”
This enraged Henry who severely beheaded his wife.
How do you behead someone in any other way than severely?
How about ripping it off
Was it fatal
yup
@@davidclemmensen2621 Just barely.
The fact that Henry VIII just rickrolled us in 16th century English language is an exceptional detail
6:04
I never noticed this
It is ngl
Bookmark 16:41
Yes
Thank you ever so much, totally missed that. Love Rickrolls as someone who spent three days in 1988 laid up in a room and hotel room with pretty much nothing to watch but their version of MTV, which I kid you not, aired Rick at least twice an hour. Rick and I have a lasting bond forged over a hundred and five degree fever.
Henry's advisors: Do not joust
Henry: *does joust, slams his head, goes completely bananas*
*Henry’s Advisors* : I hate to be the guy who says “I told you so”... buuuuuttt... _“I told you sooo~”_
AzureRoxe Henry’s advisors: There’s a Tax for that.
I would give you a like but it's 666
don't do jousting kids
@@patchworkfellow You're telling me it was my fault? Treason! Off with your head!
No bucket plushie? Poor Henry. No wonder he went crazy. 1:10
His gout was acting up. This enraged his father, who punished him severely. Or at least tried. He couldn't, though. Because his gout was acting up.
And because he was an old ass man
Whaaaaaaatttttt?
Oh yeah
Noctum making this joke on the comments? Yeah, there’s gonna be a tax for that
Ezel Francisco making a tax joke comment? There’s a tax for that
"Mummy says it a strong chin for a strong boy!"
You had me dead
He is mama 's boy
@Dank Eagle Also, most of the Hapsburg family looked that way, what with the rampant incest and generations of inbreeding
Charles and big chin
@Dank Eagle it was called the hapsburg chin
blxckrxses OMG lol 😂😂😂😂 I died too at that part
King Henry VIII didn't want to marry his brothers widow.
"This enraged his father who punished him severly."
@Triple B *'Enery the eighth, like the song
i t f i t s s o f r e a k i n g p e r f e c t l y
I like bamboo
And so do you
yes he did...and then was happily married to her for over 20 years.
This video saved my marriage. I was in the brink of divorce and homelessness until I seen this masterpiece, 13:56 is when I realised I was the reason I was ruining my relationship with my wife. At 27:31 I went out for a walk to think about my life and my choices in this beautiful world. While I was walking home listening to this, I decided to stop by the shop to get my wife her favourite flowers, tulips at 45:09. And finally at 58:42 I finally came back home, gave my wife the flowers that I got her and promised her that I will change things for the best. 2 years later I found this video in my recommended feed, I listened to the full video and it reminded me how simple things used to be. Even though I’m a homeless, divorced alcoholic that lives of eating slugs and drinking rain water I only need this video to survive
'Because of the wife killings?'
'Because of the wife killings'
Dude, uncool.
HitmanPike Dude...
I can’t. My gout is acting up
@Ramya N Your gout is acting up?
Who that king or the vid maker
get over it, it’s historical comedy
I can't believe England or the UK in general throughout its history after the Early Middle Ages has lost so many times the chance to have a 100% real King Arthur.
It's only because they don't know if they should call him King Arthur II
One of Prince Charles' middle names is Arthur. There's still hope!
More likely he'd call himself George. The last two Georges were very well liked.
Because King Arthur will come back and reign when Britain really needs him.
@@PennyWenny224 The Once and Future King, says so in Morte D'Arthur
All Easter Eggs
0:14 Duck painting on the wall
0:14 Henry’s belly button is showing
0:47 Henry is holding a transformer and ninja turtles with other TMNT’s, Transformers, Mr Potato Head, and 2 woman with detatched heads, a fidget spinner, a scooter, a book, and a skateboard in the back.
1:13 he throws the toys in his hands
2:20 the poem says...
“I love you Dad,
You are so pleasent.
I’m so glad,
I’m not a peasent.”
2:27 Prince Arthur is asking the king if he can play fortnite now but he gets mad
2:27 there are banners of Welsh flags under the English flags
2:29 the same toys in the second scene are here
2:35 “y’all’d’ve”
2:37 IT’S MR POTATO HEAD
3:01 Henry is wearing sunglasses while being partied
3:38 there’s a duckie in the painting
3:37 Prince Henry wrote another poem
4:38 MORE DUCKIES
4:55 all the papers say ‘*FINE*’
5:21 Oversimplified does a face reveal
5:31 the 6 women (brides) in the background have 2 different looks
5:39 Catherine of Aragon is smiling and there are more duckies in the background
5:50 Henry is talking to himself in the mirror
6:03 The play is called “The Disco King”
6:04 King Henry rick rolls us
6:42 the “really cool pig” is on this paper
6:52 “Disco seals”
7:15 King Henry is holding a Honey Promo Code
7:23 The words that fell in the basket say “Promo code”
8:52 The buisness paper says “Bizness”
9:27 Henry smacked the French guy in the neck not face
9:45 the pig from 6:25 is flying in the air
9:47 Oversimplified purposely spelled “Pregnant” as “Prangent”
10:14 more duck pics
10:37 there are two golden ducks kissing
10:55 both the tudor and bourbon symbols are on the castle behind
10:58 notice how the eyebrows of both Henry and François twitched after they ripped he peace treaty
11:27 the horse from previous Oversimplified videos is in the left picture and Oversimplified is on the right one
12:34 Charles V peeks in the background
12:41 Henry V gets fatter while eating
12:49 Anne Boleyn is caught bopping to Kidz Bop
12:52 before Anne Boleyn’s sister Mary pops out, she is the one with the black hood in between the two women with green dresses
12:56 “Anne Boleyn crosses out “Mistress” with a quill instead or a regular pen
Still in the making everyone. Don’t hate pls
15:04 on the wall, two ducks are kissing the Tudor coat of arms
15:06 The popes eyes are lowered
15:16 Henry’s face is the same as Charles Griffin’s face during his amazing memories with his pig (in the Pig War)
15:19 A bunch of Oversimplified characters with different coloured outfits are watching the baseball game
15:38 In the back is an extremely tiny painting of Mother Mary praying to an angel
15:48 the pope is melting
15:52 these scholars contain a college graduate, a cardinal, and baron
16:04 red bus in the background
16:13 The crowd cheers to Henry’s loins exploding
16:33 same duck pics :)
16:40 Henry and Anne are dancing on a table, plastic cups are across the floor, two people at the party are playing a dancing game similar to Just Dance
17:05 Henry’s toilet is a throne
17:08 Henry raises his eyebrows to the camera
17:13 The DJ has a headset, funny glasses, microphone, and DJ set, none of which existed at the time
17:14 Henry VIII plays a s***tyflute song
17:25 The money bags have the £ symbol (English Pound)
17:26 Behind the fence is the same Crucifix from the French Revolution
17:26 there are two holy water stations which have Jesus on top
17:33 the two sad guys' head goes down
17:53 Henry is happy that the people are being beheaded
Those are Power Rangers, moron
@@magicweegee8914 they could be either one don’t be rude
@@magicweegee8914
Your toxicity is goddamn high.
Amazing
@@shockwave2008 i was just correcting a mistake Coasterhocky Gaming Boy made
Oversimplified: *Doesnt upload for 3 months*
This enraged his viewers, who punished him severely
There's a tax for that
Ahmed Zaqout whats new
Dude.......uncool....
they uploaded this AFTER my AP eurohistory exam
XD
The best way to survive a tyrannical king: Be the executioner
He would then have made you to commit suicide for doing some sort of error in cutting down the head.
Robespierre
Or be a court jester
The best way to get killed by civilians
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imagine being alive and able to say that you’re henry’s ex-wife
ultimate flex of the fifteenth century
Sixteenth my guy
Imagine a kid saying that her acenstor survived Henry
Cleves: ✨Y E S✨
Imagine saying you hit Henry so hard you sent him into a massive tyrannical boost. Try that for 15th century flex
🤌 art thou an extremely spicy spherical form of meat 🤌
Interesting thing to note, the reason the Scottish Stuarts took over after Elizabeth is because one of Henry's sisters married into the Scottish royal family, so the Tudor bloodline DID survive.
Man, Henry XII's story is just like Nikocado Avocado, from a decent young man to a broken overweight guy. They're both shells of their former selves. It's really sad.
Viii* xii was twelve I think!
Thank god Nikocado didn't have wives in the first place.
@@definitelymdt Well duh, he has a husband
@@Razba45 👀
@@Razba45 had