JOB vs. JOB | Who will WIN? (FFXIV)
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- Опубліковано 18 січ 2022
- this is the worst FFXIV content in the Entire Underworld
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don't @ me about this video. ever
i'm just. i'm just gonna put my social right here okay thanks don't mind me
LucyPyre_ - Розваги
Hahaha jokes on you, SMN gets new job whiplash every expansion, we're born in it, consumed by it
SMN's when they lose all their DoTs and get actual attacks for their egis:
"Wait a minute, who ARE you?"
Larry/Lucy crossover when?
i thought that was mnk
@@RadicalRaspberry2 SMN is born into the whiplash, MNK is the whiplash
@@zinogr3gaming903 What was Egi Assault 1 and 2?
When I enter a duty as dancer, I ask the party who wants my dance partner DPS bonus, and it’s almost always a white mage who responds “ME!” instantly. The bloodlust is real.
we all know white mage are all realy khorn cultests from 40K
i should try that lmao
Wait are you why I get Dance Partner so often as whm?! Genuinely, I had 4 dungeons in a row while I was leveling from 80 where the Dancer tossed Partner to me instantly.
@@persos1126 when I levelled dancer during shb i usually gave partner to whm during trash pulls, whm aoe just too strong.
also Astro goes brrrrr and will give espirit like crazy!
consider: it's 2 AM. the dragoon finally kills the monk main in game. he rejoices and leans back in his chair, having avoided floortank jokes for the first time in his life
then, he hears a knocking at his door
monk mains are very dedicated
Monks embody "I didn't hear no bell"
As an AST main, I get confused why my static's HP goes up before I used a heal, so this video speaks to me.
ah yes.., the past you predicted the future.., yet you do so many readings you forget and push that knowledge into the earth.., and then are surpised by the outcome..,
[in all seriousness though.., if one can be accurate as a clock on Ast.., it can be so good/broken.., and there you have it people.., the time mage you asked for.., but not as you wanted it..,]
"And before you know it, Dark Knight is DEAD!"
No explanation needed, as a DRK main I can infact confirm.
As a WHM, I will tell you a secret. We sacrifice to the blood lily in order to stay young and beautiful. Everything else is irrelevant. Other jobs are irrelevant. Other characters are irrelevant. The blood lily is the only thing that matters.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LILY
I came into this video prepared to be bombarded by floor tank jokes and was pleasantly surprised when DRG was shown mercy for once, thank you Lucy my ego lives to see another day
That's because Reapers took the spot as floor tank.
The logical part of my brain kept rebelling against some of these calls. I had to keep reminding myself it was a joke. My sense of humor often falls prey to rational thought.
@@weltallelite I'm glad I'm not the only one with this inner struggle.
If you guys would stop being the first death and most deaths in almost every duty, the floor tank meme wouldn't be so prevalent.
@@NoelJoyeux8 No it's because every other dps has another meme attached to it that we can make fun of.
Sams are sweaty weebs, Rprs are edgy bois, Rdms are healbots, Brds are just there to play music, but Dragoon? No meme, just death.
Even having never played FFXIV, I'm not surprised at the healer being the (official) victor. Every healer main I've ever met has had the raw pettiness and hatred to violate the entire geneva convention in the gap between heals.
You flatter me ♥
This dragoon main asks where is the LIE
@@AmandaComeauCreates True. I will shank a reaper at the first opportunity.
Literally yes. Get out of the AoE!!
Thank you mr palm tree :)
As a MCH, I would definitely just sit back and enjoy the show
Edit: I should have finished the video before commenting
Man I can't believe Lucy bounced straight from the tanks start fights joke to the incredibly clever pun of warriors " axe-identally decapitating paladin" and she knew it was such a banger she didn't even have to emphasize that one. Truly an artist
Warriors doing WAR things to get a head in the game....
Yo... This went from tier list to story time real quick. I'm here for it.
Of course, Machinist would ambush the winner, because adhering to rules is for people who aren't busy making stuff all the time, and they developed a new gadget they just HAD to test and well, there were no closer targets.
Also we were the first ones to break the rules and bring guns to fantasyland
Having actually fought White mages in PvP. This analysis is spot on.
I still lie awake at night remembering how they simply sat there. Watched and healed from barely alive to full in just a gcd. Over and over again.
"Oh, you think you're killing me? How cute."
all while doing more damage then you can heal back yourself x.x
thats actually terrifying
Until three BRDs/MCHs decide to gang up on you, those cowards :') Hehe jokes aside, WHM is really fun in pvp!
@@thefaiery apologies, but it must be done. Must. Stop. WHM
Snrrrrrrrk, while Astrologian just walking off a cliff feels like it's more due to being too distracted with everything we have to press more than discussion, I can appreciate the ending. Truth is? The game was rigged from the start.
"I understand, I also hate when my co-healer tries to talk to me" honestly, mood
Thanks for another great video!
this
as someone currently leveling machinist and having a blast (literally), the ending was deeply satisfying
I doubt machinist could kill a white mage with it's current damage.
The only thing that machinist knows how to find right now is the bottle.
For anyone wondering what would've happened if blue mage were a real job, they would've cast hydro pull, then swiftcast ram's voice, and then would have cast ultravibration.
And then they'd remember that it doesn't work on higher levels targets and get Akh Morn'd.
Or they'd just swiftcast self destruct and just get it over with.
@@RyuKenshin75 That's what I'd do. No one wins.
As a gunbreaker, you can thank me for killing the bosses in story raids while you are still in cut scenes.
True, I still remember the times when I play as Gunbreaker how I sometimes ended up being the only one alive and killing the boss when it still had a 5th of its health left. Takes time, but very doable with Gunbreaker
I'm still scared of Gunbreaker though. You gave a hyperactive coffee addict a sword that makes explosions when it hits things. I'm concerned about the state of mind of anyone that willfully detonates explosives that close to their own face on a regular. If Warriors are always angry, and Dark Knights are always depressed, I'd imagine Gunbreaker is just so nerve deadened that they probably would continue to flail about ten minutes after their own head was cut off before realizing they are supposed to be dead.
"I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY URAMESHI, BUT YOU TAKE THE PRIZE! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!? YOU DON'T MAKE BOMBS GO BOOM IN YOUR FACE!" Cyber cookie to whoever gets that reference.
I mean superbolide is literally GNBs shooting themselves IN THE FACE and reducing them to 1hp while taking no damage...
you know what's hilarious. I played paladin before gunbreaker. I was an excellent tanker as a paladin. I'm slowly losing those abilities as a gunbreaker. I get so caught up in my rotations I forget about my defensive cooldowns to the healers frustration. I'm literally a walking posterboy for Lucy's stereotypical Gunbreaker.
@Scubscribe. 🍪
chceck FFFVIII the gunbreaker job was made by MC of that entry :D
As a WAR main I feel glad to see the job get this far in the competition.
Honestly, winning the tank bracket was enough for me. Last man standing in a nailbiting encounter with a cheating WHM was just a bonus.
NIN not bothering is accurate. Stealth away, dagger brothers, our time will some.
Give my problems to others? You mean the Ancient Oath of the Black Mage: "Healers adjust"? The same healers who attempt to understand the simple joy of dealing absolute damage but fail at every step? Those oh so high and mighty healers who lack the joy in simply throwing rocks-- Wait, thats WHM. WHM loves throwing rocks.
as a Healer i just leave Black Mage to die :)
@@kmeanxneth Can't heal stupid.
Yes, healers adjust... your position for you, because a Black Mage would never once consider stepping out of ANY glowing circle on the ground.
When I WHM in pvp, a MCH with all cooldowns ready is the only thing I fear. Accurate video.
Yes buddy, i did get the joke, t'was fun.
We all know Warrior wins because it's both a tank that can hit hard and a selfish healer. But yes, as a dragoon main that also is a manlet in real life my pent up anger means i won't stab you without warning, it means i will shank you AS a warning
And he's not even that selfish with Nascent Flash
Monk's main weakness....is being the only melee without a ranged attack.....
they need to give us something a wind blade kick or a shockwave punch give us something ranged pls
@@ZepherLevi yea like some Dragonball Ki blast that does 100 or 110 potency
As a healer main, I can confirm that we are emotionally dead and want to watch the world burn
I really liked the video BUTT as an actual Bald Bearded Warrior Main I can't agree with how WHM vs WAR went out.
You see, dear Lucy, you said WAR used Onslaught and then Inner Release before WHM used Holy. So why was WAR stunned to begin with in this scenario since Inner Release grants immunity to the Stun status for its entire duration !?
That's a huge mistake you made there, and it will cost you for the rest of your miserable life. You see, I wasn't subbed to your channel......until now and I'll make sure that you'll remember that gigantic mistake of yours for eternity.
See you on your next video's comment section,
An angry WAR main who usually dislikes Vtubers but somehow finds himself watching and appreciating your videos more and more.
As a WHM I also will continue to watch her videos. I will enjoy watching WAR mains scream in anger and confusion at the BloodLily Supremacy cx
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT READING THE INNER RELEASE FINE PRINT
No, you see, it didn't stun the character. It stunned the player.
@@LucyPyre Someone summon JoCrap. He needs to yell "READ YOUR TOOL TIPS!" again.
the WHM stunned the player not the character. XD
8:22 "Dragoon gets fell cleaved into the alternate dimension where futa Au Ra is the default state instead of a mod"
As far as I'm concerned, that's a win for me. Thanks Warrior!
I'm glad Red Mage got into the finals, however that isn't saying much as it gets impaled by Dragoon almost immediately. Poor Bard... he didn't deserve his fate.
"Time for your first round of CBT!"
"SCH is a masochist"
I...I feel like I'm learning something about myself I didn't want to learn...
Gotta love the chaotic energy of these videos lol
How does Dragoon beat anyone when they can't even beat their own animation locks?
MNK demands a recount.
"Blood for the Blood Lily" and "Pent up rage that only murder can CURE" I mean damn Lucy why you gotta call me out like that? Legit tho, right on all counts.
10/10 but this still doesn't absolve you from calling me "a bisexual in denial"! you're going hard on both the amount AND the quality of these videos, great stuff keep it up! P.S. I went back and listened to Mori Calliope's "Off With Their Heads" after listening to your Q&A and now I start my day off with both coffee and some Calli rap! Thank you so much for big-up-ing that, you deadbeat+++!
Once again i have no Idea what the hell is going on with that Game since i never played it... BUT THERE IS CONTENT. SO LET'S GO! 🔥🌹
The rap endings are getting better, you're killing it.
Compliment out of the way.
Specifically you're killing my faith in humanity and FF14.
Just go stand at the Limsa Aetheryte for a bit if you still have any hope
@@Zombifi3r The things I've had to read about my au'ra girl while in the plaza make me want to leave as quickly as I possibly can whenever I log on.
Great day to be a highlander, no one cares about the lesser Roegadyns
As a Dragoon Main I was just happy to be included and surprised to get as far as we did.
This is true, I’m fine with dying as a Black Mage as long as I can get my rotation off.
HOWEVER.
If one of my inferior caster siblings has the idea of interrupting my cast time, I will unload every Xenoglossy and Despair into them. I’ll do so while staring them down as I stand in a blatant danger puddle so when I die, I can haunt them from the grave by spamming Scathe and telling Yoshi-P to nerf them and for giving me a boo-boo.
Inferior caster siblings? You wish your fire 4 looked like my ifrit’s inferno.
You’re not VERy cool
@@ImAqua2Biggie I play Black Mage, you think I was unaware of this? I was wielding the power of cringe the moment my boots hit the streets of Ul’Dah
Thank you for posting and happy new year!
As a guy who came to the personal conclusion that I should just play all 4 tank classes, I watched all my mains die in the first 3 minutes to the one tank class I haven't gotten far in.
As the saying goes, don’t bring a magic pixie stick to a gunfight.
This video was exceptionally cringe, even by Lucy’s standards. I’m actually kind of disgusted. ::clicks Like:: Keep up the good work.
i love giving other people my problems thanks for validating my feelings -Living Dead main
The SCH was so accurate, at first I denied it but then I realized I wanted a cane since the first time I held the damned book 😅
You can't kite monks, between thunderclap and having only two positionals we'd be all over dragoons like spider monkies. Alas, between the existential despair of losing our "class identity" and the confusion of having a new alternating rotation half of us would die just trying to figure out what punch to throw and when.
Don't forget, we monk mains are too dumb to know when to stop playing. Death has about as much effect on us as the next round of design changes will.
"Because you have a sense of morality."
I always knew I was playing the wrong class.
Me watching the end of the Ranged dps segment “I wonder if the machinist is gonna sit back with a sniper rifle til the end and that’s why they’re laughing so hard” Lo and behold, the gunfire goes off
It's ironic that the following classes: GNB, DRK, RPR, MNK, BRD, RDM, AST and SCH are the savage tier raid comps highest rankings... which is sad o.o, but inevitable nonetheless
Yeah, but nobody cares about savage /shrug
As a (former) RDM being the only one to have decency left seems about right...the WHM in my static is the most bloodthirsty...
Interesting how the 3 DPS with a backflip that can kill them are the ones that make it to the end. Just how YoshiP intended
I suspect that this isn't actually a video about job classes, but meta commentary explaining how Lucy knocked off each split personality.
Oh my god I peepo giggled throughout this vid. Congrats on 50k, Lucy!
Thank you for the video. Next time we should see the crafters go at it. I would love to see blacksmith and armorer go at it
Cooking and alchemy hanging out and beating everyone due to food poisioning
Let's be real goldsmith got this in the bag. Looking at you godbert. Lol
@@pushedtanogaming6340 ayo actually tho????? We have to re run the numbers
I'd say something about us omnicrafters winning, but honestly we're too busy making stuff to fight.
As a whm main, I'm so glad we're getting the recognition we deserve in our levels of petty violence. 9/10 I'm respectful to my tank since we gotta work together, but dps is like the dirt beneath my heels and I'll remind them of it if they die standing in aoes or near the tank during a tankbuster :)
Currently doing the quests between ARR and Heavensward, Lucy Sama inspired me to push through. My non-meme Roegadyn Warrior will sustain.
I see a lucy video and i click, im a simple human
As a Ninja main it makes me happy to walk away alive from this contest, it is also true that i have work and no time for shenanigans. Always love your videos and looking forward to more =)
As a PLD main, i feel that the quick decapitation from the warrior in the very first free-for-all of the video was actually a mercy, in its own way.
This was awesome!!!! Wasn’t expecting the ending at all lol you had my sides hurt!
Damn, if only dragoons had more jumps we could've taken this.
Yoshi P, let me hop more!
We need to drink more dragonblood and stop being the support version of Estinien!
I LAUGHED SO HARD!! the machinist part I'll say I was waiting for it XD this content I've never seen in the FFXIV fandom I really liked it :D
1) as a DRG main turned SAM/MNK main but contemplating being a Reaper main, I appreciate this video deeply. Also I've played WHM, the blood thirst is real and unending.
2) go MCH go
3) the line about parallel universes and au'ra killed me
4) the results were never in question
5) pls no lewding the armpits, Lucy
6) thank you for no omegaverse. Looking forward to next week!
I never press like on videos but yours actually make me want to press it. Also, your persona makes me want to give you a hug and just laugh haha
okay the rap at the end actually bangs so hard
"covered in blood making helicopter noises" honestly made me laugh out loud.
Me as a MCH main, Yeah that sounds about right, we have been subjected to being placed in a weird spot for so long, until ShdB where we surprisingly got some new toys and then sent back to the corner to be ignored again. We will take that win, and no one can say otherwise.
Absolutely amazing.
I got to wake up to this and it has completely improved me mood.
Thank you.
8:24 "NOOOOOOOO!!!"
8:26 "WOOOHOOOO!!!"
Even though i play FFXIV very casually I'm still here just to listen to Lucy's adorable voice
That rap at the end went from 0 to 60 real quick.
The line about her not being able to say cl** was actually adorable lol
I was just wondering when a new video of yours would come out when I saw this in my notifications. Instant serotonin! :D
great video and gg for your 50k subscribers.
As a person who primarily plays astro, i can confirm. I also routinely walk off cliffs to avoid saying something more than h1 to the second healer in raid.
I'm way too happy about WHM winning.
edit: WAIT WHAT?
Another amazing video!! And I regret everything but two things, subscribing to you and my boyfriend xD also astro is right on the money,I'd absolutely do that can't wait for the next one!
3 h video?
Please threaten me with a good time!
You already did a 1 h QnA and it was glorious!
I am here early for the mother demon to feed me nuggies
We all know the end was faked. Warrior and whitemage would just be a top and a bottom respectively and erp a healslut scenario the entire competition.
Oh please, we all know that all tanks are bottoms and healers are soft brat tamers.
I would sit through any cringy video you make because I love them there so much fun to watch! Thank you for making such amazing content Lucy!
I'm a simple man, I see a new Lucy vid and I drop everything to watch it immediately.
I don't actually know anything about FFXIV, so I can't say anything witty. So instead, I'll just say you're quite entertaining.
Also, the rap at the end was my favorite so far
Machinist taking the victory and the rap at the end made this incredibly based
Not even a minute into the video and I’m already feeling mix of discomfort and arousal
OMG YES! I was so expecting machinist to come there by the end and win.
I can't argue as a ninja main that I would probably find the whole thing silly and make an early exit
I don't know how she always manages to make decent raps for the ends of these vids
I was very excited to see that you've uploaded another video... This made very little sense to me, but I really liked it uwu
Keep up the great content Lucy! (or I will go MCH on you)
" *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LILY!* " -White Mage
As a WHM main, I approve! Loved every cringey moment! :)
As a current RPR player, i agree, dragoon supremacy. If we made it to we final 2 we would've won, because those back stabbing WHMs would've impaled themselves on our butt spikes.
As a WHM Main, thank you. Don't fuck with Lilly Nuke, that would be my Mortal Kombat finisher
found your channel yesterday, and it's awesome, keep it up
As a white mage main can confirm this is 100% legit
I predict BLM would win every fight Vs any other job. Let's see if Lucy is based or wrong
Smh, Lucy. Smh
The rap got me good. I'm here for the class death battle. I really enjoy your video's and I hope to see you stream someday!
this is hands down the funniest ffxiv channel on this goddamn platform. :D
Im like a minute in I’m making my prediction that dragoon is at least going to beat all the melee dps I know this isn’t based on pvp but I seen more of them able to solo 2-3 people on frontlines and if they need to escape they use a cliff and somehow not take fall damage due to a weird thing with elusive jump
The battle between dragoon and monk is kinda hilariously true in pvp
I play a job in each category and each one (except AST) made it to the finals. Life is now a bit less painful. Thank you Lucy good job!
Hey, your New Year's resolution is the same as mine! :3
Dragoon goes right for the family jewels lol, ouch XD