Oblivion - 3 Minutes and 43 Seconds of Funny Moments

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  • @connor2738
    @connor2738 2 роки тому +1078

    That snow bit got me.

  • @Mecceldorf
    @Mecceldorf Рік тому +483

    I will never get over the concept of Ulrich traveling the breadth of Cyrodiil just so he can tell all of its people how little he cares to know them.

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo Рік тому +43

      I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

    • @taurus600
      @taurus600 Рік тому +2

      My absolute favorite part 😂😂

    • @thorrex
      @thorrex 10 місяців тому +18

      The life of a hater before the internet

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch Рік тому +448

    The instant change into armour shows true professionalism.

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows Рік тому +16

      Those guys should try sleeping under the covers for a change.

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo Рік тому +10

      I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ Рік тому +2

      Professionals have standards

    • @macrons593
      @macrons593 Рік тому +6

      And then he's back to sleeping in his jammies before you hit the ground

    • @jakesanchez6621
      @jakesanchez6621 Рік тому +8

      He sleeps well for a murderer

  • @geyrnauch
    @geyrnauch Рік тому +77

    "That was the strangest book I've ever read"
    Ah yes, my favourite book: *y e l l o w*

  • @RvBnerd618
    @RvBnerd618 Рік тому +153

    "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
    *All guards in the room awaken
    "Here comes another one."
    Sounds like they're used to dealing with citizens resisting arrests in the barracks at night.

    • @foxymetroid
      @foxymetroid Рік тому +8

      If you've got better ideas as to how to spend Saturday nights, I'd like to hear it.

    • @MrBerserkinTime
      @MrBerserkinTime 8 місяців тому +2

      "I'm just warming up!"

    • @MrBerserkinTime
      @MrBerserkinTime 8 місяців тому +6

      "Body's still warm, looks like there's a killer about"

    • @derkylos
      @derkylos 7 місяців тому +3

      @@MrBerserkinTime That's the cherry on top. THEY killed him, but they're still looking for the killer...

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 2 дні тому

      @@derkylos now THAT sounds like "... the strangest book I've ever read!"

  • @CrimSang420
    @CrimSang420 Рік тому +820

    "We need more snow!" "Indeed."

    • @Xerrand
      @Xerrand Рік тому +4

      same

    • @lostmarimo
      @lostmarimo Рік тому +20

      indeed.

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo Рік тому +11

      I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

    • @Surgaw1
      @Surgaw1 Рік тому +4

      The man had an unconditional love for snow lol

    • @Yawnford
      @Yawnford Рік тому

      ​@@RedGallardo I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

  • @nicky9pins
    @nicky9pins 2 роки тому +531

    I love how offended the Gray Fox gets that Ulrich Leland doesn’t know him and doesn’t CARE to know him

    • @lostliberty9913
      @lostliberty9913 2 роки тому +1

      Ulrich Leland is much too Based and Red pilled. 😎

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +60

      "I don't know you, and I don't care to know you!"
      Grey Fox: (taps mask) "That's kind of the point."

  • @SpySniper1080
    @SpySniper1080 2 роки тому +245

    2:13 Bro just woke up and chose violence

    • @MrRedeyedJedi
      @MrRedeyedJedi Рік тому +32

      Casually goes back to sleep after

    • @Samrajel
      @Samrajel 4 місяці тому +4

      Can relate after a tiring day

  • @Nina-jf1ok
    @Nina-jf1ok 2 роки тому +343

    Love how the guards are in the strangest positions and they're just casually like "Is there a problem. :l"

    • @mikeymcmikeface5599
      @mikeymcmikeface5599 Рік тому +5

      I wonder, so many such in videos, but I've never seen that during my hundreds of play hours.

    • @hih2023
      @hih2023 Рік тому +4

      i mean by the end its pretty clear the only thing they see is a problem is when you steal their mugs

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo Рік тому +3

      I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

    • @remerson4
      @remerson4 Рік тому

      ​@@hih2023(picks up mug) THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

  • @invisiblezero
    @invisiblezero Рік тому +178

    The orc and redguard convo was actually pretty good by Oblivion standards.

    • @LeonserGT
      @LeonserGT 7 місяців тому +3

      Oh its you again.

  • @torquevonthorne948
    @torquevonthorne948 2 роки тому +259

    1:47 One of tamriel last snow elves

    • @elele0
      @elele0 2 роки тому +65

      Indeed!

    • @jamiehughes5573
      @jamiehughes5573 Рік тому +16

      I don't know you and I don't care to know you

    • @Madnessmeme
      @Madnessmeme Рік тому +4

      ​@Jamie Hughes I don't know you and I don't care to know you

  • @enjash326
    @enjash326 2 роки тому +228

    2:49 I fully believe in that statement

  • @uberrapidash2556
    @uberrapidash2556 2 роки тому +66

    "Indeed."

  • @Mr.Meowgical
    @Mr.Meowgical Рік тому +112

    Playing this game religiously in my youth led to some very interesting dreams. It's no wonder, this whole game is a bit of a fever dream.

    • @foxymetroid
      @foxymetroid Рік тому +18

      There's a fan theory that the events in the game were just a gambit to drive the hero of Kvatch insane enough to become the new Sheogorath.

    • @Mr.Meowgical
      @Mr.Meowgical Рік тому +9

      @@foxymetroid It'd be pretty on brand for the lore tbh

    • @Mr.G_717
      @Mr.G_717 8 місяців тому +2

      I had one about this game. The way everyone looked at me was creepy

    • @Mr.Meowgical
      @Mr.Meowgical 8 місяців тому +6

      @@Mr.G_717 They knew you were a pickpocket.

  • @immagonko4261
    @immagonko4261 Рік тому +24

    "Caught stealing from the thieves guild" and the member calling the guards lmao

  • @ClassicShocker
    @ClassicShocker Рік тому +61

    1:39 this is the best game ever made

  • @dragroch5536
    @dragroch5536 2 роки тому +182

    The "I don't know you and I don't care to know you" guy is my spirit human.

    • @GrayC_2478
      @GrayC_2478 Рік тому +9

      "spirit human"🤨❓just say u relate to him strongly lol

    • @derkylos
      @derkylos 7 місяців тому +2

      @@GrayC_2478 I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

    • @GrayC_2478
      @GrayC_2478 7 місяців тому +1

      @@derkylos ok u too

  • @Borastheantichrist
    @Borastheantichrist 2 роки тому +55

    I can't speak to you right now. I am too busy drowning.

    • @wekings9073
      @wekings9073 2 роки тому +1

      Followed by the sound of *Huge rock being dropped in the ocean*

  • @Nysyarc
    @Nysyarc Рік тому +37

    For some reason the bird call in the distance at 1:14 makes that clip even funnier.

  • @dmitriyb5206
    @dmitriyb5206 Рік тому +31

    2:23 I don't know why, but akaviri katana + kvatch armor set just brings so much nostalgia. The moment of just getting into the game, after closing your first oblivion gate, still giving a damn about main quest in a Bethesda game.

  • @birdup6663
    @birdup6663 Рік тому +7

    Ulrich:
    A. Doesn't know you
    B. Doesn't care to know you
    C. All of the above

  • @dzsenifeher1979
    @dzsenifeher1979 Рік тому +42

    1:06 Me whenever I try to socialize

  • @vinegro4579
    @vinegro4579 10 місяців тому +6

    1:27 I remember first meeting this guy, I was like, "What a rude Elf, I ought to teach him a lesson!" then after talking to him, "Nevermind, he declined me in such a gentle way 😊"

  • @prince-solomon
    @prince-solomon Рік тому +13

    1:39 This might be one of the funniest moments in a video game ever! The "indeed!" was comedic perfection. Thanks for the laughter!

  • @guilhermepalombo3355
    @guilhermepalombo3355 2 роки тому +30

    1:38 that felt like a manslayer gamerpoop moment

  • @syahidfahmi6770
    @syahidfahmi6770 2 роки тому +33

    2:28 the guard is fully respect, he spare his last minute of his life to listen the citizen..

  • @thawachyasintinoraskasloui4238
    @thawachyasintinoraskasloui4238 Рік тому +16

    2:00 The Gray Fox is looking all confused. 😂

  • @jigthh
    @jigthh Рік тому +12

    I love how the imperial guards tend to check the body of the player once they are done brutally murdering them. It's like they clean up their hands from the whole business and indicate to everyone around that "they didn't see a thing".

  • @The_Lone_Outlaw
    @The_Lone_Outlaw Рік тому +9

    Oh man that snow one was something out of a crackheads opera.
    Complete insanity.

  • @Madara-Uchiha
    @Madara-Uchiha 8 місяців тому +3

    2:55
    In Skyrim this exact glitch happend with the tail of this argonina women in near Rifton after I accepted the Quest Lexicon.
    I gave her an arrow to the knee.....she flew a few feet forward/backward but her tail just streeeeeetched along the way.

  • @moosegoose3159
    @moosegoose3159 2 роки тому +82

    2:33 I must go now, my planet needs me.

    • @EmployeeJoe630
      @EmployeeJoe630 Рік тому +2

      Note: Carius died on the way to the surface

  • @thesmiler1579
    @thesmiler1579 Рік тому +18

    2:45 i'm dying lmfao

  • @GenocideLv
    @GenocideLv 9 місяців тому +3

    That "indeed C:" killed me. Me thinks this might be the other kind of snow

  • @Bucaneiro_
    @Bucaneiro_ 2 роки тому +21

    Indeed.

  • @blackshards3415
    @blackshards3415 Рік тому +8

    "That was the strangest book i've ever read." Gorgeous!

  • @mmackey1951
    @mmackey1951 2 роки тому +139

    2:13 that was absolutely terrifying...

    • @kotaro1483
      @kotaro1483 2 роки тому +24

      My worst nightmare: citizens turning into guards

    • @kiri1695
      @kiri1695 2 роки тому +16

      and the way he turns back into a different person after, absolutely horrific

    • @lordescanor8232
      @lordescanor8232 Рік тому +7

      he just went back to sleep.... and then a other guard appeard is like " body is still cold, looks like there is killer here"

    • @Fellowidiotonyoutube
      @Fellowidiotonyoutube Рік тому +3

      @@lordescanor8232 Another guard: who could've killed this innocent man!?

    • @brevervillarubia6808
      @brevervillarubia6808 Рік тому +2

      Straight up choose violence.

  • @seannoll2032
    @seannoll2032 6 місяців тому +3

    The entire legion of guards murdering you for grabbing a single cup is peak oblivion.

  • @Helmotz.
    @Helmotz. 2 роки тому +33

    We indeed need more snow

  • @foxymetroid
    @foxymetroid Рік тому +3

    People: exist
    Ulrich: does not know them and does not care to know them.

  • @DarthRektar
    @DarthRektar Рік тому +9

    2:11 when the paralysis demon wakes you up

  • @Tagl.
    @Tagl. Рік тому +10

    That "Indeed." needs to be a meme!

  • @davidh7953
    @davidh7953 2 роки тому +77

    I N D E E D

  • @itsybitsybosmer
    @itsybitsybosmer 2 роки тому +35

    That Ulrich Leland, such a friendly chap. The poor Grey Fox is sitting there wondering what Ulrich's problem is

  • @childofcascadia
    @childofcascadia 2 роки тому +31

    2:40 just killed me. And 3:26 is the Oblivion version of Daggerfall's HALT HALT HALTHALTHALT

    • @Artemis_jay
      @Artemis_jay Рік тому +5

      “That was the strangest book I ever read” 😂

  • @DG-lo
    @DG-lo Рік тому +38

    I've had those weird yellow geometric shapes float about too (it happened because I had been playing the game with Spanish text, then returned to it with my system language set to English and the whole thing went bonkers - functionally bonkers). But I could never have expected Raminus to say that about the strangest book! Never even heard the line before.
    Another brilliant clip, and one more to suggest that the NPCs are semi-sentient beings under the influence of Sheogorath.

    • @whiteraven1992
      @whiteraven1992 Рік тому

      It's happened in Skyrim, too. I once got a large red geometric shape extending to the sky right after beheading a Stormcloak Soldier (on the old PS3 version).

    • @DG-lo
      @DG-lo Рік тому +1

      @@whiteraven1992 It's a feature! Like Hercules and the Hydra.

    • @realname8362
      @realname8362 Рік тому +3

      @@whiteraven1992 It's just a marker for when a mesh is missing or unable to be loaded for whatever reason. Morrowind and fallout 3/nv have pretty much identical objects. Presumably fo4 does as well, but I've only ever seen missing textures.
      No clue why the mesh in the hair/helmet slot for Raminus would be missing when he's sitting down though.

    • @CD-Gaming
      @CD-Gaming Рік тому +1

      @@whiteraven1992 I got some of that once too, on the roof of the Dawnguard Fortress, also on PS3!

  • @eliburry-schnepp6012
    @eliburry-schnepp6012 Рік тому +6

    2:33 You can see the moment when he realized he just stopped holding his breath

  • @headman82
    @headman82 Рік тому +3

    What seems to the problem citizen? EVERYTHING!!!

  • @godoftestoe7956
    @godoftestoe7956 Місяць тому +1

    0:35 oh damn, I was expecting a "STOp RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" in that moment xD

  • @AscensionOfAuriel
    @AscensionOfAuriel Рік тому +5

    Guard: " I can't speak to you right now."
    * Dies.
    Elder Mer: " Oh dear. Anyway..."

  • @AshyView24
    @AshyView24 Рік тому +4

    "body's still warm. Looks like there's a killer about" 😂😂😂

  • @Caliban_80
    @Caliban_80 Рік тому +4

    When he woke up, murdered you, then went back to sleep nonchalantly😅

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu 9 місяців тому

      Ah yes, palace guard’s skill

  • @robertdeffenbaugh9004
    @robertdeffenbaugh9004 Рік тому +9

    “I can’t speak to you right now”
    Dies drowning.
    Took it like a champ.

  • @TwoHeadedMeerkat
    @TwoHeadedMeerkat Рік тому +4

    The reveal of the goofy little fella chin-deep in snow, agreeing they need more, oh my god

  • @pekkalaitinen8769
    @pekkalaitinen8769 Рік тому +14

    1:47 made me wake up my neighbor wheeze laughing

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo Рік тому

      I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

    • @pekkalaitinen8769
      @pekkalaitinen8769 Рік тому

      @@RedGallardo I was referring to.... INDEED

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo Рік тому

      @@pekkalaitinen8769 I heard the others say the same.

  • @hackermanack3393
    @hackermanack3393 13 днів тому +1

    " Snow we need more snow. Can't have enough snow "
    people in Skyrim: " Indeed "

  • @neuto
    @neuto 2 роки тому +40

    2:30 lawl, the whole scene looks as if the line and death are Carius's comedy act.

  • @MutantBamHammer
    @MutantBamHammer 2 роки тому +8

    "The imperial legion is at your service, citizen. What seems to be the problem?"
    (points at guard)

  • @paigeanne1325
    @paigeanne1325 Рік тому +9

    The snow one absolutely sent me rolling off the highest point of my house😂😂holy fuck i love this game

  • @TheShanicpower
    @TheShanicpower 2 роки тому +12

    Adamus Phillida really is the main recurring character of this channel.

  • @ddohartaigh9687
    @ddohartaigh9687 2 роки тому +9

    Raminus seemed a little disturbed by that book

  • @lostliberty9913
    @lostliberty9913 2 роки тому +7

    What!? I didn’t see a thing!

  • @OnlineSarcasmFails
    @OnlineSarcasmFails 2 роки тому +71

    The guards in odd postions talling so plainly get me every time. The book one was also fantastic. Fucking hell.
    But the fav is Leiland with the Grey Fox. God that has me rolling.

  • @universal_wisdom3416
    @universal_wisdom3416 2 роки тому +9

    Oblivion: The one game where ever glitch just makes sense.

  • @hepaticanobilis2453
    @hepaticanobilis2453 2 роки тому +7

    Oh, it's you again...

  • @natinekochan6489
    @natinekochan6489 Рік тому +6

    1:19 quite literally the gatekeeper 😹

  • @flipflopfrog602
    @flipflopfrog602 Рік тому +6

    1:39 made me snort-laugh xD

  • @mrrizzla4961
    @mrrizzla4961 Рік тому +2

    The "I don't know you, and I don't care to know you." guy is my spirit animal.

  • @Dennis-nc3vw
    @Dennis-nc3vw Рік тому +1

    Thanks!

  • @TheMetalValkyrie
    @TheMetalValkyrie 2 роки тому +13

    Should make more clips from this. Meme gold.Especially the strange book one

  • @Lofirainbows
    @Lofirainbows Рік тому +4

    I like that he opens the books for a moment before stealing them

  • @paulmann8570
    @paulmann8570 Рік тому +5

    Is it bad I almost expected every single guard getting out of bed to kill you scream "Should've just PAID THE FINE!" all at once?

  • @jackmooradian2858
    @jackmooradian2858 Рік тому +5

    I fucking love how imperfect this game is

  • @gamingchinchilla7323
    @gamingchinchilla7323 Рік тому +3

    I'm going to theorize that the "I dont know you" guy was a creation by a disgruntled member of the NPC creation department at Bethesda studios and he was just left in there forgotten.
    he also reminds me of "I am Error" guy from Zelda II :P

  • @semregob3363
    @semregob3363 Рік тому +5

    I might return to oblivion just for this music

  • @EddVoron
    @EddVoron Рік тому +5

    2:11 when someone try to wake me up.

  • @Louicanthrope
    @Louicanthrope 10 місяців тому +1

    2:12 POV it's summer, you're a moskito and you just accidently woke up your prey

  • @razielospl
    @razielospl 2 роки тому +7

    The body is still warm :> :> : >

  • @happystorm9840
    @happystorm9840 2 роки тому +9

    The Gray Fox: -_-

  • @jordanmcbride9215
    @jordanmcbride9215 9 місяців тому +2

    "that was the strangest book I ever read."

  • @nah6892
    @nah6892 Рік тому +2

    Ulrich would prob walk up to mehrune just to tell him “I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you”

  • @wizrox
    @wizrox 6 місяців тому +1

    Ulrich is sure the most aggresivly passive NPC in the whole Bethesda universe.

  • @Theprofessorator
    @Theprofessorator Рік тому +5

    My man Ulrich knows exactly what he doesn't want, and it's to know you. 😉

  • @ryanocallaghan8833
    @ryanocallaghan8833 2 місяці тому +1

    2:45 book with the missing mesh/ texture got me 😁

  • @Evan_2-the_sequel
    @Evan_2-the_sequel Рік тому +1

    “I can’t speak to you right now.” **drowns**

  • @dylanolson6077
    @dylanolson6077 Рік тому +3

    A thieves guild member catches you stealing from them and they…. Call the guards??!!

  • @XOPOIIIO
    @XOPOIIIO Рік тому +2

    At least your light armor skill increased.

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu 9 місяців тому

      Bounty : 1
      Entire army - CHASE HIM
      Guard kills each other
      Entire army - Is everything alright citizen?

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch Рік тому +2

    I was also invited to the thieves guild after I took a plastic fork from a fish and chips shop while not realising there was already one inside!

  • @maiq5228
    @maiq5228 Рік тому +4

    The book one made me laugh so hard I dribbled

  • @sebastijanglozinic8630
    @sebastijanglozinic8630 Рік тому +1

    Carius Runellius: I cant speak to you right now! Cant you see that i am busy drowning?!

  • @giovi727
    @giovi727 2 роки тому +4

    thank you for uploading it xD

  • @scottfitzpatrick1939
    @scottfitzpatrick1939 7 місяців тому +1

    Falls asleep in full plate
    Hears a noise wakes up and slays someone
    Goes back to sleep

  • @goatsplitter
    @goatsplitter 9 місяців тому +1

    "that was the strangest book I ever read." Lolol

  • @momoraven8577
    @momoraven8577 Рік тому +1

    *Body still warm, looks like there is a killer about"

  • @thewhitedoncheadle8345
    @thewhitedoncheadle8345 9 місяців тому +1

    we all love a bit of snow, in nice straight lines

  • @Vomaxx1
    @Vomaxx1 Рік тому +3

    These are priceless. Wonderful! / 3:24 well, that's one way to increase your light armor skill, I guess...

  • @jarekwrzosek2048
    @jarekwrzosek2048 Рік тому +1

    -Is there a Problem?
    -No, Captain Philida, other than that you seem to be spaghettified.

  • @_MaZTeR_
    @_MaZTeR_ Рік тому +1

    Bounty: 1
    The entire room: So you have chosen death

  • @sylviabennan
    @sylviabennan Рік тому +3

    havent laughed this hard in a minute bruh, thank you!! instasubbed

  • @FGCOLLECTIVE
    @FGCOLLECTIVE 2 роки тому +3

    1:40 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Dude literally buried in snow: Indeed!! 👌😌

  • @o1o0Ivl
    @o1o0Ivl Рік тому +2

    this must be the funniest Oblivion compilation of them all ! can't stop laughing ! 🤣🤣🤣