3:28 Martin swinging his sword then looking like he went unconscious because of all the effort, and the guard saying "What's the matter? GETTING TIRED?" omggg nothing better.
Bethesda’s funniest game for sure, nothing like sneaking through a dark vampire dungeon only for 2 vampires conversing about joining the Fighter’s guild 😂
One thing I've always loved about oblivion is when a party of people finish murdering someone they all sheath their swords at exactly the same time. It's like they all simultaneously know, without any hesitation, that there is no further danger
Martin: Has a destiny to fulfill in cyrodiil. Also Martin: "Actually... this Ruin seems like a nice place to check out, now that the Hero of Kvatch is dead."
1:24 Imagine 2 guys are actively killing you hacking you to pieces, you've accepted your fate, and then someone walks up and starts having a casual conversation with you
Something about their little fluffy melting pudding faces and silly lowkey goofy disposition makes me perceive oblivion npcs as cute. Like miniature goats or little puppies
Oblivion is just never-ending meme material. Also, I found something cool you can do. Gather up NPCs with Command Humanoid spell. Active God Mode (tgm), and cast it to everyone. This will make you able to cast it without magicka and gather as much as your pc can handle (because the more you gather the laggy it gets). And you can copy any NPC or your character too and make as much as specific NPC you want to be your army. For copied player, it will copy your current equipped gears. But when they die and you respawn them, they'll wear other gear you have in your inventory. This copy of yours is count as guild member as well. So when you kill it, you know what'll happen. I'd like to see someone do the gathering all the NPC because my pc is too potato to do it :)
@@planetcaravan2925 I'm literate and I have an attention span longer than 2 seconds I thought it was interesting and pretty concise given the thorough information on console command scenarios.
0:56 other NPCs: "Well met."
This feller: "â"
4:44......"I trust you have a good reason for interrupting me" I laughed my ass off.
I literally died
The arm flapping... 😂
@@mariolopes2921 LOL! I know! I was laughing my ass off.
Lmao in their defense, that does look energy and focus consuming
>Recommendation
3:28 Martin swinging his sword then looking like he went unconscious because of all the effort, and the guard saying "What's the matter? GETTING TIRED?" omggg nothing better.
"RAAAAA-" dies
lol im so glad i clicked on that first. holy fuck!!! LOL
0:19 the dramatic expression change as he looked off into the distance… peak cinema
Straight out of Sopranos lmao.
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Bethesda’s funniest game for sure, nothing like sneaking through a dark vampire dungeon only for 2 vampires conversing about joining the Fighter’s guild 😂
Hey you never know…
it's racist of you to assume vampires don't have hobbies
One thing I've always loved about oblivion is when a party of people finish murdering someone they all sheath their swords at exactly the same time. It's like they all simultaneously know, without any hesitation, that there is no further danger
They probably hear the soundtracks too 🤔
That last clip was just karma in action.
*
Septim a real homie. Several concussions per day and he STILL shows up in every scene to have your back 💯
1:15 the fact that the NPC mives his shoulders as if he was actually tired and could finally stretch his muscles is actually pretty great
0:24 this is indeed the face of someone seeing multiple Wes Johnsons running at incredible speeds towards him
Yeah the way his smile disappears, takes a second to process what is going on and then just bails.
7:58 the look of betrayal
1:02 this is why elf voice in oblivion is legendary
"Greetings Imperial brother."
"Argh!!!"
"I've heard others say the same"
Oblivions comedic timing never fails.😂 Also these clips are choice.
Perfect synchronisation
Reminds me of that one Oblivion clip where the guard bursts out of some rocks to just say "Argh"
Yea as if its realistic i mean it is spooky at some point no joke
0:07 that fall pose got me so hard
Best game ever made, the true Todd vision.
It just works
My fav game was Starborn (2013). Exploring randomly generated planets is so fun!
Martin Septim is unconscious.
_What's the matter? Getting tired?_
5:15 i appreciate the effort you take to include all of your friend group on..."eavesdropping." Great bonding experience for the team.
1:02
Right Craig Sechler we need you to read this line about pickpockets for the Bosmer, so camp it up a little eh?
Craig Sechler: I got you fam
Sneaking gang feeling hurt because they were seen.
0:40 that is so funny. Theyre even ordered tall medium and small
7:40 this is literally a cat’s pov to things. Like slowly pushing things off a table or shelf
6:50 how much braincells you reckon he lost.
Martin: Has a destiny to fulfill in cyrodiil.
Also Martin: "Actually... this Ruin seems like a nice place to check out, now that the Hero of Kvatch is dead."
3:20 “HYAAAA” falls* 😂😂😂😂
“Whats the matter getting tired?” Lmao
1:24 Imagine 2 guys are actively killing you hacking you to pieces, you've accepted your fate, and then someone walks up and starts having a casual conversation with you
You go Dar-Ma. You go, girl. You show that Hackdirt thug what for!
Something about their little fluffy melting pudding faces and silly lowkey goofy disposition makes me perceive oblivion npcs as cute. Like miniature goats or little puppies
Tbh it feels like watching a bunch of LARPers that are incredibly awkward and it’s strangely endearing
Has anyone seen Armand Cristophe?
He's in hiding from the Imperial Watch.
I'm trying to find Itius Hayn!
Don't worry, we'll get him.
I have last seen him with an Englishman called Gavin.
Don't worry imperial comrade, well get him
just passing trough for some Oblivion nostalgia at 4am
also watching this exactly at 4am
The way they stare at you while falling to their deaths...such loyalty in their eyes.
2:49 SHE PUTTIN KNUCKLES TO THAT MAN!!! 😂😂😂😂
Revenge for Dar-Ma!
Guard: 👁👄👁
Guy: I've heard others say the same.
Oblivion is just never-ending meme material.
Also, I found something cool you can do. Gather up NPCs with Command Humanoid spell. Active God Mode (tgm), and cast it to everyone. This will make you able to cast it without magicka and gather as much as your pc can handle (because the more you gather the laggy it gets). And you can copy any NPC or your character too and make as much as specific NPC you want to be your army. For copied player, it will copy your current equipped gears. But when they die and you respawn them, they'll wear other gear you have in your inventory. This copy of yours is count as guild member as well. So when you kill it, you know what'll happen. I'd like to see someone do the gathering all the NPC because my pc is too potato to do it :)
Too long, didnt read
@@planetcaravan2925 I'm literate and I have an attention span longer than 2 seconds I thought it was interesting and pretty concise given the thorough information on console command scenarios.
Mage with her arm stuck in the door, having a seizure, stating "trust you have a good reason for interrupting me" lol
3:33 when the bipolarity kicks in
The dead-eyed stare as you push them over the edge at the end 🤣
1:11 *teleports behind you
3:24 Martin Septum has Nacrolapsy 😔
"What's the matter? Getting tired?"
Even Sean Bean had more strength in him than Martin Septum.
Waiting's been difficult, I hope your journey was successful.
Waiting’s been difficult, I hope your journey was successful.
Waiting's been difficult, I hope your journey was successful.
Waiting's been difficult, I hope your journey was successful.
Waiting's been difficult, I hope your journey was successful.
Waiting's been difficult, I hope your journey was successful.
By the nine divines this game is full of Skooma Addicts.
Is it me, or is Terentius always chugging skooma?
He doesnt drink Skooma in his quarters afaik.
He is an addict so yeah.
4:31 When the hero woke up, he found a bunch of bottles of skooma he emptied in the previous night.
2:00 that has to be the funniest one i've seen
"But what if the trolls eat it?"
*Has legs open*
*"I trust you have a good reason for interrupting me!"*
"......I have nothing."
Ive never played Oblivion, but this is just the funniest shit I've ever seen.
play it now.
Waiting's been difficult, i hope your journey was successful
Game's a meme generator, so yeah.
@grievetan I don't know you and I don't care ro know you
A year after this post. Hope you have played it by now. Greatest game ever.
06:49 Yeah, I know you. And don't call me Shirley!
the two cops from SpongeBob beating the parking meters are interchangeable from Oblivions unintended humor.
The gray fox and theives guild is that hall monitor episode.
3:28 is so good
Heir to the Imperial throne: _falls unconscious from arrow wounds_
Guards that just shot him: “what’s the matter? Getting tired?”
07:58 Oh no! My eternal friend...
Sean Bean out-lived everyone. Maybe he is an Immortal?
Another day, another elder mer video
Doctor : You have 9 minutes to live
Me :
It’s like playing a Monty python 😂
the thunder at 2:06 really went well with the bear slingshotting. it was like a spell of sorts.
edit: like the sky was summoning bear bro back
And the angelic choral music as the dark brotherhood murderer just... appears from nothing
4:47 Flappy hand wave.
NPCs starting to chug Skooma like that at most random times will never get old.
8:29 "The darkness of the afterlife is all that awaits you now. May you find more peace in that world, then you found in this one."
Ah, just another day in Oblivion
I didn't see anything in the wooden bowl that snar was cooking, so I think it's safe to assume that he was cooking either: air or his life choices. 😂
glad to see you made a new one
5:03 for the Adamus Phillida cameo
Gorgeous, as always.
Marie Alloutte: Stay as long as you like.
Also Marie Alloutte in one second later: GET OUT!!
Take care.
I was playing Oblivion recently and found Shameer randomly dead in the middle of the road. Now I know why
Oblivion. The only game you can feel like a troll 🧌 without being one.
I TRUST YOU HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR INTERRUPTING ME
4:00 🤣🤣🤣
1:24 workplace bullying
Martin Septim is Unconscious.
"Greetings imperial brother."
"HUMPHH!"
8:50 He really unlocked the secrets of gate opening ritual
0:17 Medieval hi-5
5:06 POV: You're giving a patient a shot of vaccine
Pure gold
My god
This game is so legendary
After all these years
Skyrim lives thanks to mods
But this game lives because of how flaw it is😂🤣
Oblivion's glitches are something else fr 😂
FLAW IT IS?! 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣
"Cmon my imperial comrades, we must stop him, he violated the law."
3:27 LMFAO
Thats it.. time to boot it up.
5:05 - 5:11 im sorry martin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I see a great future for you in public service."
Me, who wanted to be a gaurd: *cat dance gif*
guard your purses👛💅🏻🛍️👠💄✨💋 1:04
5:05 you need to be a really good archer to perform plastic surgery with arrows
Armand got out of there like Tony Soprano.
Its funny because at the time this game was considered revolutionary.
Still a good game 😊
Still is a revolutionary game.
It walked so fallout and skyrim could run
@@CJVS995 Skyrim ran straight to the dump. What a dummy game after the brilliance of Morrowind and especially Oblivion.
Martin: living his best life as a priest of Akatosh.
The Hero of Kvatch: "Knock knock b*tch, you're coming with me!"
2:22 shoot a bear and the whole gang shows up!
Baenlin’s dead?!
These videos are hilarious
"greetings imperial brother"
"GAH OH AH GAH"
"Ive heard other say the same"
This is why I love Oblivion
I'm glad to see the Imperial Space Program is alive and well
Oblivion is the Trolls II of videogames: Perfectly flawed.
Uh oh i cant stop watching these
6:23 - Stop thief I didn't saw a treatchous little not of my business
The way the guard asks "am I supposed to be impressed" while the other guy just manage to ignore them 1:30 😂
Snar the cook looked like a south park animation
Get ‘em, Dar-Ma!!
4:00 is this real glitch lol wtf
Thief! You won't get away with this! Thief!
The argonian that says its none of my business.... I didn't see anything.... He is a real bro for sure....